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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey guys,

My name's Katie, and I'm 17 years old from Sydney, Australia.

I'm in my final year of school and I'm studying hard, so I'm no on the site very often. I've published two stories, one I'm now incredibly embarrassed about, and the other was just something I wrote one afternoon when I didn't feel like studying.

If you could then please have a look at my newest story and give it a review - it's really short, and reviews always tend to make a bad day better :)

(Feel free to ignore my first story though, man I was stupid when I was 13... *hides face*)

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Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,790 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Unbuttoned by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Harry doesn't know exactly what's happening, but something isn't right between him and Professor Lupin, and he's determined to find out why. Will Snape be able to help? Abuse, implied non-con, AU, HP&PA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,797 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Masturmegan by RoseLuv reviews
WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS - LOTS OF SEX IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE! /MASTURMEGAN
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,576 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Megan P.
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 5,558 - Follows: 3,008 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Punishment by thepunishment reviews
Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,668 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Freefall by Deiter Ginsberg reviews
Mac is out riding his bike when suddenly he's hit by car - that falls out of the sky. The boy driving it isn't from around here, and although Mac wants to help him get back home... he wouldn't mind having some fun beforehand. Heavy shota/yaoi/slash! R&R
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Mac
Draco Harry One Shots of Slash by Galadriell reviews
All my Drarry One Shots in one place. Heavy slash warnings for most of the stories. All kinds - funny, OOC, romantic, angst... You name it, I've got it. Each chapter gets better, believe me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,086 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At Your Service by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,351 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Things Happen by Galadriell reviews
"I'm going to tell you a story about Draco. Draco and his best friend." Non-magic. VERY OOC. Harry/Draco slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,278 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Interrupted by slantedknitting reviews
Absolutely no plot whatsoever. Arthur and Merlin are doing something very important when they get interrupted. Arthur/Merlin slash. Canon era.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Serious Attachment by faithwood reviews
HPDM. Snape's point of view. HBP!AU. Dumbledore is worried, but Severus has good news. Well, it's good for him. For Harry and Draco? Not so much. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You Belong With Me by My Devils Advocate reviews
Merlin and Arthur go to the same school and their bedroom windows face each other. Before, Arthur didn't know Merlin existed but now he's his best friend even though they've never talked face to face. What will happen when they do? AU CONTAINS SEXY TIME.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,951 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
That damned smirk by Nitisha reviews
Why was it that the ferret's damned smirk kept driving Harry crazy? What happens when Harry finally cracks? Series of Smut infested fic-lets. HPDM slash. PWP more or less.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forks by Galadriell reviews
Dark Magic manifests itself in the small town of Forks. Head Auror Harry Potter investigates with his team. Their objective - protect the Cullens. Harry/Edward slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,685 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P., Edward
You And I by wrestlefan4 reviews
Hermione&Harry decide to give Ron quite the birthday gift-Harry Potter himself. Little do they know, a night of sating lusts will change all of their lives and the lives of others forever./SLASH&HET.Multi-pairings. Harry,Draco,Ron,Snape,Hermione,others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011
Chemical X by sleepynightvale reviews
Testing out new products for the Wheezes was fun right? George doesn't think so with the possibility of him losing all control and not only telling Fred how he feels, but showing him as well... in the best way possible. TWINCEST, HARD PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Afternoons With Serverus by Angelicalynn reviews
Harry learns something about Sev and a whole lot about himself. Warning slash & BDSM. Prequel to A SnapePotter Wedding and Honeymoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,201 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Second Taste by Avianahelena reviews
After a drunken encounter with Draco Malfoy, Hermione finds herself somewhat conflicted... and of course, Draco never can leave well enough alone. Antics ensue. I'd say EWE, but it can all fit into canon if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To do the unexpected by anonymwriter91 reviews
When Harry overhear Snape and Dumbledore plan his murder, he runs out into the Forbidden Forest. He'd never felt so betrayed. What was he supposed to do now? Save the ones that wanted him dead? Not likely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,300 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Second Chance by Galadriell reviews
Dark Army without a leader, a Slytherin without a purpose. Draco Malfoy is but a step away from gaining knowledge hidden in the depths of the Ministry archives. Perhaps Head Auror Harry Potter can lead him right to it. Harry/Draco SLASH! Gore and fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,584 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pain for Pleasure by ilikeportals reviews
GLaDOS decides to punish Wheatley by bringing him back to Earth and making him test for her. Forever. Chell comes to his rescue, of course. Fun times ensue.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011
Thank you, Hermione by insanesilo reviews
Ok, took in reviews from obsession. More story, and background, not as much constant words. M. Sex. What happens when a mischievous Hermione slips Harry and Draco a potion that sends their bodies over the edge? Harry/Draco Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Good Vibrations by thepunishment reviews
Chell is cold and lonely. Wheatley decides to help. Core Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
What He Wants by lastcrazyhorn reviews
When a serial rapist attacks a naval petty officer, the BAU suddenly finds themselves sharing their case with a team from the NCIS. Three shot. Almost PWP. Slash. All the good stuff. Gibbs/Hotch
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Extra Credit by Periwinkle Wink reviews
Hermione receives a failing grade in Care of Magical Creatures, and Professor Hagrid offers extra credit. Mature readers only! HG/RH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Hermione G., Rubeus H. - Complete
For Your Entertainment by joviaddicted reviews
Lemony slash oneshot. Inspired by Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment" simply put: smutty
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,967 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Desire by Pluto IS A Planet reviews
Draco wakes up in bed with Hermione after a drunken night. Lemony goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blinded By The Light by CharlieSchulz reviews
Regulus adored Sirius. He was his first and only role model. His thoughts change when Sirius meets James Potter, a boy who suddenly becomes Regulus's everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - James P., Regulus B. - Complete
The Hogwarts Express by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
FredHermioneGeorge - Full Title: Fred, George, Hermione & the pheromone-pnhancing chocolate-flavoured massage liquid. Entry for the Twin Exchange Love In Unusual Places Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Punishment and Pleasure by FatherG reviews
Ron walks in on Fred and George having sex. When they spot their younger brother, they quickly drag him in and find blackmail material to use against him to keep him from telling their parents. Weasley-Cest, PWP, Smut, Lemon, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Make a Map by liftedlorax reviews
After an Auror mission gone wrong, Harry finds himself stranded on an island, where his only companions are a mute house-elf, a prickly owl, and an insufferable git. Roughly based on the story of Odysseus and Calypso from Homer's Odyssey. H/D, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,198 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Miguided Information by Rare Reads reviews
Zim, on account of misleading erotic stories, thinks he's able to impregnate Dib with Irken children, whom will help Zim in his take over of the Earth. Anal, BDSM, Bond, M/M, Oneshot, Xeno not mine's but Shenanigans on
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Plugging Some Holes With a Handwave or Two by Lineape reviews
When an author 'Handwaves' something, that means they plug a plot hole with a flimsy explanation. JKR loves doing this, but sadly, she doesn't do it well. Shall I plug those holes myself? Well, I'll do my best at least. Oneshots, Twoshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P.
It's Not Easy Being Veela by Lineape reviews
Quite a day for Harry; he turns sixteen, gets a few gifts, and finds out he's a Veela... Wait, what? Watch as Harry struggles to beat the perspective suitors off with a bat. This isn't what you're expecting AT ALL. I guarantee it. HP/HG, Veela!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sofa by slantedknitting reviews
Ron thinks Harry has come over for some comforting after a bad break-up, but Harry wants something else entirely. Harry/Ron slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Narcissist by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
LONG ONESHOT. Danny is a closet narcissist...if you could call it that.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Danny F., Dan Phantom - Complete
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Love Is In The Air Vents by Melrose Corvella reviews
Title pretty much sums it up i think. Harry and Draco end up in the air vent together and well... small space, long time, two hot guys... you figure it out ; Warnings for male slash and strong language. Not for kiddies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cravings by LostOne125 reviews
Jacob/Edward. slash. male/male. Smut. You've been warned. Jacob has been having dreams about a certain vampire. He's just not sure how to act on these new feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Working for More by Take this to Heart reviews
A few weeks after the war, and Ron and Hermione have still failed to get kiss #2. Will they find romance while preforming various chores around The Burrow? Most definitely. Will it come to pass without Harry's awkwardness or Ginny's wit? Never.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Gimme! by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
ZaDR. If you don't like yaoi, don't read. Zim is suddenly interested in human affection and only has one thing to demand of Dib. Gimme. Dib is jumping, literally, at the sound of Zim's command. But is this 'gimme' game as simple as it sounds?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,656 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Hentai by Emo Fox reviews
Dib and Zim end up watching a suggestive cartoon. Zim gets ideas. ZADR/PWP
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Lovers and Friends by Mission Accepted reviews
Patrick's been having complicated feelings for SpongeBob. SpongeBob misinterprets what's happening. Kinkyness occurs. YAOI.. S&M.. EXPLICIT.. FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY..
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2009 - SpongeBob, Patrick - Complete
Maybe This Time by kidofthefrozenfrontrange reviews
In which Ronald Weasley attempts to woo...Merlin help us all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
What Happens in the Forest, Stays in the Forest by Anastazia du Beaumont reviews
Hagrid has a deep, dark and utterly dirty secret. In the Forbidden Forest, he'll expose it to yet another unsuspecting victim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Rubeus H., Oliver W. - Complete
Frustration by MageKalize reviews
OneShot Lemon! Harry is having a very frustrating day and it's not getting any better. WeasleyTwins/Harry ****There are Warnings and an author note. Please take them seriously! Note the rating.****
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Poorly Laid Plans by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
FredHermioneGeorge - WINNER OF THE JULY 2009 TWIN EXCHANGE CHALLENGE! - Full Title - The Poorly Laid Plans of Fred, George, and Hermione and the Abduction of Betty the Boa Constrictor. FredHermioneGeorge. Gift for Sweetheart in the corner.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Four Times by elegantgoth89 reviews
Draco leaned in and whispered, “That was four, Hermione. You’re mine.” LEMON! Dramione story! Warning: SMUT! Read and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Up Against the Wall by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
It's been awhile for Ron and Hermione, and they make up for lost time. LEMON.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Real Man by QueenliestDeadThatEverDied reviews
When Ron can't satisfy her, Hermione seeks pleasure elsewhere. Very discriptive sex. Course Language. Out of Character.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hermione G., Rubeus H. - Complete
It's Too Bloody Hot! by TigerLily8806 reviews
Oneshot Draco/Ginny. It's the middle of October and it feels like the middle of July. What happens when an over heated Ginny finds herself in the library but very much not alone. Nothing but smut no real plot either... rated M for a reason! LEMONS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Experimental Experiment by MsSmuttly reviews
Zim has a few biological questions and so he conducts an experiment on Dib to find the answers. M/M anal noncon Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Squickfest — Hot, Wet Summer by Red Storm Rising reviews
During the worst heat wave in at least 60 years, 15 year old Ron Weasley has a bit of an accident. His sister tries to comfort him, but when nothing she says helps in the least, she resorts to drastic measures... which lead to far more than mere comfort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Ax the Prostitute: The Male Experience by musicman88 reviews
In the process of writing "Ax the Prostitute" I would get asked numerous times why Ax never mated as a male. Well, your numerous requests have finally been fulfilled! And it even gets it's own story it's so important! Rated M for... well... you know.
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Ax, Tobias - Complete
Isle Esme for Grownups by Annieone reviews
Edward and Bella consummate their marriage. For reals. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dirty Detention by DeliciousNewYork reviews
Harry has to stay after class for a little detention, but this time, he may just enjoy the detention...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Arousing Autopsy by Dark Grey Lord reviews
When Dib succeeds in finally catching Zim, not everything goes to plan. Infac, things get worse...Or 'Better? One-Shot. Shameless ZADR. Contains Explicit Male on Male action. Zim/Dib
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Detention with Hagrid by ssShadow444 reviews
Ginny has to serve detention with Hagrid and things take an unexpected turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Ginny W., Rubeus H. - Complete
For the Love of Him by Strega Arvay reviews
Hagrid is in love, but will his affections be returned or rejected? A short romantic comedy, written on a dare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Rubeus H., Albus D. - Complete
The feel of Irken claws by Swing-21 reviews
‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Axiom by WiseDraco reviews
Truth Or Dare story. Slash. H/D...Truth or Dare...Wizard Style.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dobby and the Beast by HortensiaDionysius reviews
Hagrid anxiously awaits the return of the students to Hogwarts. In the meantime, Dobby provides some comfort for his anxieties. One shot. DobbyHagrid. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Dobby, Rubeus H. - Complete
A Job Well Done by EvilSarcasm217 reviews
Fred and George think Percy needs someone to pull that stick out of his rear. And replace it with something else...TWINCEST AND SLASH AND JUST ALOT OF SEX! DONT READ IT IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Fred W., Percy W. - Complete
Experiment by bitterending reviews
[incest] Percy becomes the victim to one of Fred and George's latest inventions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
How Did It Come To THIS? by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
A series of events that probably should'nt have happened leads to a VERY awkward situation for Fry and Bender. How the HELL did it come to THIS? FryBender MPreg. I'm sick.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,871 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bender R., P. Fry
Night Watch by Linables reviews
Seventeenyear old Nigel and Wally have been up for the past few nights on night watch for the TND. So when the others leave them to sleep in one morning, what opportunities will arise? Nigel x Wally, YAOI LEMONY GOODNESS!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Robin's Aching Back by poxmaker reviews
It's breakfast time at Titan's Tower. But what's wrong with Robin's back? And why can't Cyborg seem to ever enjoy his waffles? SLASH [RobinxBeastboy] ONESHOT
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
Keeping Watch by serty reviews
The JL have asked Robin and Beast Boy on a mission. While they're being bored out of their skulls they find some ways to keep entertained.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Ferret by Indigo Kitti reviews
(ONESHOT)This is not a perfect world, this is the real world." In a fit of rage Pansy turns Draco into a ferret. Unfortunately, Pansy's not know for her magical aptitude and Harry Potter's in the market for a new pet. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Beat
Short story about Harry and Ron arriving home after Auror training. Rated T for one itsy-bitsy swear word. Just something I made a while back and though it'd be cool to publish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Trapped reviews
Hermione goes wandering, and ends up in a room with no way out. Then how does Draco get in? Dramione lemon inside! First fic on this site! Please R&R! Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete