Oscar and Ruby
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Joined 01-17-10, id: 2220643, Profile Updated: 06-11-10
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Friends, Romans, countrymen (and women), lend us your ears. We, that is to say Oscar and Ruby, have just begun what we hope will become a long and, hopefully, illustrious journey through the murky mists of that creature known as fanfiction. Please do read, and review, our humble attempts at fanfic. As always, constructive criticism is welcomed, not so, however, flames, which we believe to be pointless and irritating.

We are but two young grasshoppers lost in the uncharted waters of reality. In other words, we spend our lives, when not studying, which is to say all the time, glued to our (beautiful) computer screens, playing World of Warcraft and reading fanfic (and manga).

The fandoms we subscribe to, in no particular order, are: Naruto, Bleach, 1/2 Prince, Code Geass, Vampire Game, Full Metal Alchemist (Ruby), Ouran High School Host Club, Wallflower, Dragon Ball (Oscar), Fruits Basket (Ruby), Masca (Oscar), Id (Oscar), Lord Of The Rings, Harry Potter, the extended works of Garth Nix and Tamora Pierce, Maximum Ride, and anything by Ellen Hopkins (Ruby). But mainly Naruto and Bleach.

On the subject of pairings, we both pretty much can be persuaded to ship anything, so long as it is written well. However Uchihacest and co. are toeing the line of our moral boundaries. In the most part, we detest Sasuke, and also angsty fanfics, which funnily enough, in Naruto fandom, almost always seem to go hand-in-hand. Ergo, an Uchihacest angst fic is unreadable, in our humble opinions, although we appreciate that others may not share our opinions on this, and many other topics.

And now, for those annoying cut-and-paste things that everyone secretly loves and hordes somewhere on their computers, even if they wont admit it :) (some of this has been pinched from other profiles, so thanks, all you authors whose names we honest to god cant remember ^^)

Oscar Wilde: “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”

Not everybody can be in the minority. If you're non-non-conformist, copy and paste this. No, wait, don't. Be so non-non-conformist that you don't NEED to copy and paste this.

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I have been kidnapped by a terrible creature called Real Life. Escape is futile.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

When did I find out I was God? Well, I was praying one night and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. ~ ruby plushie.

Intelligence is like underwear, everyone should have it, but we shouldn't show it off

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order like they should be.

Farewell, for now, from the land of the long white cloud ie. kiwi-land, Aotearoa, that-country-that-has-more-sheep-than-people-and-invented-pavlova-so-there-australia, which is to say New Zealand :)

Live long and prosper! Yosh!

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It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6250 - Favs: 11,234 - Follows: 4,279 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Konoha Sellers by merciful-malice reviews
AU I work retail, and have decided to force the inhabitants of a certain village to do the same. Rated T because the author is a total drunken loon... Holy crap! It's a new chapter! And my liver still functions!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,207 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008
Basically what happenned during Danzo VS Sasuke by Ralneox reviews
This is another twisted story from the little spark ralneox calls a mind . It's about hard hitting issues that effect real life situations! Nothing to do with what I thought really happenned at the Danzo VS Sasuke fight. xXxSHIFTY EYESxXx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Danzō S. - Complete
Pokemon by Masta of da House reviews
Parody of "Pokerface" by Lady Gaga.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 546 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Perhaps Fate by wildcatt reviews
Ten years after they part, Tenten and Neji find themselves on opposite sides of the final battle between Leaf and Sound.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,385 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
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First Test reviews
Sakura Haruno, the first kunoichi ever admitted into the Academy, faces misogynists, testosterone, and perverted teachers in her attempt to prove her value to the world, and herself... AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Sakura H.
The Hawk and The Uchiha reviews
Sasuke attempts to name his fledgling team. “Team Rocket? Too... cheesy...” And thus, through a process of elimination, Team Hawk is born.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Fruits Bowl reviews
Our slightly demented ramblings on what would occur were the naruto cast fruit. Obviously AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete