LonelyAura
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Joined 01-17-10, id: 2220787, Profile Updated: 09-23-11
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

I think it's very well time to get something across. Over the last two years or so, I've grown and changed. Become more mature. Stories that I was into a few years ago hold no interest for me now. My writing from 2009 makes me wince. Most of my stories WILL be abandoned, sadly. I have many, many drabbles and such floating around livejournal, which I will begin to post here, but it will take a while. I'm sorry to have to say this.

To my adopted story, Apprentice of the Shark Demon; I will have to drop this one. I will not delete it, and I invite anyone and everyone to make their own spin-offs or small within-the-story ficlet, or even adopt the story. It matters not to me, other than how I would like to see what comes up and changes.

To my story, A New Place; the Itachi that was there has long since left my headspace. I have a few choices as to what I want to do with it, being; 1.) Dropping the story completely. It's crap. I don't want to continue it the way it is. 2.) Trying to continue the story as it is. I can try, can't I?!?!?! 3.) Re-starting the story with Itachi as the main character, so it flows more easily. It can't be so hard, and it'll make it less painful! 4.) Re-starting the story, with my loudest character, Uchiha Shisui. I can work with him. He's loud, he can fit in with the timeline I'd originally planned, and so on. Your choice--please send me a private message regarding the issue if you care.

To my story, A Bit Off; It was a crack story. It will not be continued. Even if it turned out to be a prediction of canon events, what the living bloody hell--

To my story, Living With The Beasts; No. I'm not continuing it. No way, no how. Sorry.

To my story, whateer-the-damn-title-was-about-Itach-growing-up; The name I've put should give you a hint. No. I'm not continuing it. Actually, I plan to delete it. Any protests?

Favorite quotes-

However, problems aside, Itachi was very clear on the final outcome of the situation: he had somehow developed quite the not-crush on Uchiha Shisui, and what Uchiha Itachi wanted, Uchiha Itachi generally…caused to fall into his hands with varying degrees of coincidence, unlikely collusions of fate, and appropriate good fortune.~Seduction by Introduction, by coincident. Some words about Itachi.

Itachi's head shot up. And indeed, there was his best friend, coming down the path to their house and practically summoning sunbeams to frolic around him and glint inappropriately on his bare chest, which was bare, seeing as he had presumably been doing something which required it to be bare, in the manner in which a bare chest was as bare as a bare chest, and was that Itachi's brain dribbling onto the gravel with such merry splashing abandon?~Seduction by Introduction, by coincident. Itachi seeing Shisui coming to his house.

Unfortunately, in a glitch of pure chance and not any sort of jealous fury, Itachi's brain fizzles out at the word date. Rapidly backing up, it misinterprets a mission command for the first time ever since having Morino Ibiki as commander.

(The man's tongue had been freshly cut out for the umpteenth time and their mission had been to retrieve it. No logical mind would have processed the information.)

The result was Itachi making clandestine deals with restaurateurs, florists, matchmakers and hitmen (for no special reason but to continually radiate killing intent to the couple in question) to set Shisui up with a hoard of impossible candidates – not limited to all three Sannin, the fourth Kazekage and his mother, and the visiting psychopath from Kirigakure.

Danzo realizes the need for clarification before long – that is, when the Kirigakure girl starts raining acid on Hokage mountain – giving the Fourth a cadaverous look. ~The Many Times

There is the sound of padding footsteps, and then Madara's great bulk emerges.

Itachi immediately closes his eyes and makes the seal to break illusions. The sight that assaults his sensibilities – and throws them without abandon over the moon – remains mercilessly unchanged.

A thoroughly fat Uchiha Madara stands – or sits, in horror, Itachi realizes he can't tell – grandiosely before him, the ground piteously groaning under its feet. ~The Many Times, Itachi meeting Madara in the woods.

A few years ago, the Fourth had the rare brainstorm that assails so very few ninja. Valiantly reading through the acrobatic theories of physics and the parasites – such as himself – who regularly defy it, he supposed that as one approached the speed of light, bending the continuum, mass increased.

This moment, Madara, who often ballerinas through the fabric of space-time, proves the theory right by gaining enough flab to put an elephant to shame. If his ultimate goal is to be the moon, well, this was a stellar beginning. ~The Many Times, by hewhoistomriddle

When the water begins to clear, Shisui pumps his fist at a job well done and calls it a day. As his comrades cheer his mercy, he spies Itachi watching from the opposite bank, clean and impeccable and a veritable Victorian Era maiden complete with parasol. His face is unreadable as usual, and Shisui – wet, sweating, grimy Shisui who've just had the time of his life swimming after corpses with Inabi and the rest of them – feels almost sorry for him.

Itachi, he realizes, is an outsider among them, his cousins, and what sort of fucked-up family did that to one of their own? (The name of another esteemed clan with special eyes comes to mind.) Itachi is the future clan head, the alpha, the potential bane of their collective existence, enough to make even Shisui – who won Mr. Congeniality three years in a row – leery. Developing camaraderie with the Boss is a Senju philosophy, and hence flamboyantly gay in the eyes of the Uchiha, but Itachi is different from the previous Heads.

Itachi acted too much like a girl, and that absolutely exacerbated Shisui's need to engage him in some much-needed locker room talk while everyone else butt-slaps him.

Shisui is famous for being flighty, seemingly not just for his amazing ability to hover in mid-air for indecent amounts of time, but also for his unexplainable vulnerability to insidious whims and fancies like turning his cousin normal. ~The Many Times

This is the single most traumatizing event that crosses Itachi's sight: Madara in monogrammed swimming trunks –plus-sized and dating back to the era when people generally didn't give a damn about decency or the sanity of others – diving into the Nakano with the same impact (and, possibly, intent) as the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs.~The Many Times

A questionable use of homoerotic pronouns ~Samurai101 in a drabble.

If Sasuke was God, Shisui was life. ~Samurai101 in a co-authored story.

Quotes/ words that should be in Harry Potter but Aren’t:

- “Geez, Voldemort, stop acting so gay!”

- Fabulous

- “Bellatrix, stop groping me. Just…just…go stand over there.”

- “Tell me Lucius, who’s the prettiest ballerina of them all?” Voldemort gave a cold smile at the clearly horrified man.

- “Sooo, what’s REALLY going on between his lordship and that snake, hmm?”

-“Wait a minute,” Harry said. “You want me to put this Snitch where now?”

- “What we need,” Voldemort mused, “is some sort of sign that people can rally around. To keep the masses happy and unrebellious.” Snape gasped. “You mean-” “Yes.” Voldemort allowed a vicious, cold smile to play upon his lips. “What the Death Eaters need, is a theme song.”

- “NO, DAMMIT! I DON’T CARE IF THE POTTER BOY’S BEEN FOUND! AMERICAN IDOL IS ON!”

- “One of you go see if the boy is alive. No, don’t poke him with that, Fenrir!”

- Flirtatious

- Glittery

- Pedophilic

-“Damn that Malfoy boy is sexy.” “GINNY!” “What, I was just saying-”

- Hoshit!

- “Harry Potter, you pathetic twit. Come here so I can smack you properly.”

- “GODDAMMIT, now is not the time for that! We are out here, risking our lives and fighting off Death Eaters, and they are making-out in a girls’ restroom?”

- “Sucks for you, Harry!”

- “Well, the mushrooms looked edible!”

- “Kreacher, how exactly do you snog a pair of trousers? Wait-Don’t answer tha-KREACHER, NOOO!”

-“My Lord, with all due respect, if you do not undo whatever you did to my hair in the next FIVE SECONDS, your eyes won’t be the only things that are slitted.”

- Freaking

-Voldemort rushed on through the night towards his last Horcrux, a crazed look in his eyes. Potter had gotten the ring, he had gotten the locket, but Voldemort would be damned if the blasted boy was going to lay one finger on his bunny slippers!

-“Perhaps Draco will baby-sit the cubs!” “Does Lucius Malfoy have to curse a bitch?”

- “Screw guarding Sirius Black’s old house; let’s go get drunk!”

- “What are you doing here?” Harry asked, bewildered. Draco spun around, did a double-take, then glared at Harry and made an obscene hand gesture.

- “HERMIONE! HERMIONE! HERMIO-” Ron was cut off suddenly when Harry smacked him and yelled “For God’s sake, SHUT THE HELL UP!”

- “I’ll get you, Harry Potter, and your little owl, too!”

-“Snape has a female patronus? Alright, Severus, what aren’t you telling us?”

- Voldemort glared angrily at the house-elf carrying the offending meal. “The Dark Lord,” he explained slowly, “does NOT eat muffins!”

-“Why? Why isn’t it possible?” The Dark Lord raged at his cowering victim. “Tell me WHY!” He snarled as he paced furiously. “My lord, have you considered the possibility that you’re taking your loss to this muggle game a bit too seriously?” Lucius Malfoy offered meekly. “NO I’M NOT TAKING IT TOO SERIOUSLY!” Voldemort roared. “IF I AM TO HAVE A WEAKNESS, IT IS NOT GOING TO BE DDR!”

- “Kreacher angry! Kreacher SMASH!”

-Ron, Hermione, and Harry all stood around the body of their fallen foe. “So, whadda’ya reckon?” Ron asked, gazing at the lifeless form of Voldemort. “Boxers or briefs?”

- And thus, Harry never did get a high school education.

- Victor Krum was one sexually frustrated Quidditch Champion.

- The Boy Who Continued to Live nearly died with laughter when the Malfoys turned up to their disciplinary hearing. Lucius Malfoy was wearing a tux, complete with top hat and cane, while his wife wore a pale blue satin ball gown with elbow-length gloves. Draco was wearing blue jeans and a black tee-shirt that said “I was forced to try and kill Albus Dumbledore, I had to put up with Snape for seven years, the Ministry raided my house more times than I have fingers, I couldn’t get away from Delores Umbrage, Death Eaters moved into my house, Voldemort made fun of me and my family, I had to hurt people to stop my parents from being killed, I watched my Mom and Dad tortured, my wand was stolen, I still haven’t won a Quidditch game against Harry Potter, and all I got was this lousy tattoo, and even that went away after Voldemort’s downfall.” It was the start of a long and lasting friendship.

- Harry felt a shiver run down his spine as he listened while the Order discussed Voldemort's new plan of capturing him: hordes of fangirls.

- "Well how was I supposed to know that that Voldemort was a bloody bare-knuckle boxing champion?" said George as he watched the lifeless body of The Boy Who Lived get carried away on stretchers. "I was betting against him you know!"

-F.E.A.R. :

F-- Everything And Run

-Old enough to know better. Too young to care-

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29700 - Favs: 15,894 - Follows: 14,288 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Itachi's Suffering by bloodylucy reviews
Itachi's life has never been easy. It's been filled with pain and sorrow and hard decisions. Hating and being hated. The only reason why he endured it was that he didn't have to endure it alone. True friends never let you down. Guess I have to rate it M..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 152,495 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., OC
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 706,750 - Reviews: 9123 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 2,790 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/4/2005
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,043 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 4,464 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
What You Didn't Know by Imperial Mint reviews
Upon the brink of delivering good news, Naruto catches his lover having an affair. Leaving Konoha with a secret, Naruto stumbles into the arms of someone he thought untouchable and soon finds himself at the centre of a plot decades old. ItaNaru. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,870 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 5/2/2010 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.]
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 2,833 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,068 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 3,447 - Follows: 3,709 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Who would have thought that Harry Potter had living relatives other than the Durselys? Living relatives he could actually get along with, and were just as odd as he was!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,456 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,910 - Follows: 4,559 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,902 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Child of Fire by Hiira reviews
Voldemort is defeated but everyone Harry loved has died as well. When Harry is transported to the Hidden Leaf Village he lives on, but soon he will discover he is fated to be drawn to another mass murderer – Uchiha Itachi. HP Naruto Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,707 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P.
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11213 - Favs: 8,108 - Follows: 6,363 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 3,409 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
As Far As Innocence Goes by Zwei Shonagon reviews
In another world, the Third Hokage is a little bit more creative. Uchiha Itachi isn't sure he appreciates this creativity as he finds himself staring at his fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. He's doubly suspicious when he finds himself, quite coincidentally of course, the instructor of Team 8. AU Political Itachi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Itachi's Ghost by Darth-Taisha reviews
After Ch 437, Hinata's confession to Naruto. She begins seeing a ghost and he needs her to do something for him...help save his brother from darkness. Itahina/Sasuhina. Off hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,719 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Itachi U.
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Everybody Wants To Be A Cat by Les Dowich reviews
Critically injured during the final battle, Harry Potter chooses a simpler way to live. As a cat, Harry finds love and acceptance but no man can be a cat forever and everyone has to grow up and face the world one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,704 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Iruka at Hogwarts by KT-chan88 reviews
Iruka was a sensible man, really. Ok, so jumping into a swirling vortex to save Naruto was not really a work of a sensible man. It seemed like a good idea at the time... NO SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,490 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Severus S., Iruka U.
Harry Potter's Epic Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
A simple glance in the right direction at the right time changed the life of a lonely young boy, and through him, the fate of a whole world
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,158 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Uzumaki & the 9 Tailed Fox by Snowy Mountain reviews
The Boy Who Lived is found and adopted by Naruto Uzumaki as a child and raised to be a ninja! How will the Wizarding World be changed by the first ninja-wizard?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,577 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
With Wings Once Lost by pandorad24 reviews
The Flock says that their wings complicate their lives, but no one could have predicted how complicated life would be if one of them lost theirs. Rated T for violence, self-harm, and non-graphic rape. If you are easily triggered, do not read. Iggy fic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 145,356 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Video Splurge by rotterdam reviews
Remus shows everyone a box of videos he found with footage of James, Sirius, Lily, Peter etc, so they sit down and watch them all. Secrets from Sirius' past are revealed to Harry, Ron, Hermione etc... I don't know what will come up yet though!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,851 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Itachi One Half by K-chan9 reviews
After receiving a curious mission from Pain, Itachi and Kisame investigate some rumored cursed springs in Rice Country; what they get is far more than they ever bargained for. Rating for Hidan's potty mouth. Please read and review! Ch 11 is up after a delay, sorry !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,889 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Disagreements by SkywardShadow reviews
Shisui and Itachi didn't agree on everything. A collection of their random arguments and disagreements, from solemn to silly. Series of very short oneshots. Some AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Izuna's Adventure by Lucillia reviews
Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Izuna U. - Complete
one hundred drops of blood by ncfan reviews
One hundred Naruto pairing drabbles. 100 word drabbles. Multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 69 - Words: 9,967 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,986 - Reviews: 2354 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 3,176 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 3,970 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Guard Duty for a Ghost by D3athrav3n92 reviews
Only one person knows what happened the night of October thirty-first...but he's dead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,448 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 5,822 - Follows: 3,418 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Things Learned by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
A collection of things Itachi Uchiha has learned from or about his younger brother, ranging from funny to random to serious. Various other characters enter sporadically. NO shonen-ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,527 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Jutsu Misfire by Tigers and Dragons reviews
After a jutsu goes disastrously wrong, the Akatsuki are left as young children. Kakuzu, being the least effected, dumps them with the renowned healer, Tsunade, who just happens to be in the Leaf Village. Fun times. Warning: Series Spoilers. Undergoing editing in preparation for update. You can thank "The Last: Naruto the Movie" for this. 2015 01 18
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Akatsuki
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, 1 of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: Neglect.Rape.SlightEatingDisorder.Cutting.Hurt.Friendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 2,897 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
The Way of the Tea by Darth-Taisha reviews
A few months before he is to die, Itachi seeks absolution and peace through traditional tea rituals and ceremonies. He finds what he is looking for and more. Itahina **COMPLETE!**
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,185 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2009 - [Hinata H., Itachi U.] - Complete
My Friend, ジュン by missmocha77 reviews
After the shinobi war ends, Sasuke returns to Konoha and demands that Sakura marries him. While pondering the situation, she finds Itachi, very alive and without memories. There's trouble communicating, though. He can't remember how to speak. Story has been removed; PM me if you want the original.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 3,912 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Desolate Unfolding by Samurai101 reviews
SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 550::COMPLETE:: Another take on the Uchiha tragedy: A plan starts to unravel. Decisions must be made. The transition from child to adult is never easy, but it is something to watch. ::Warnings inside::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,384 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Reasons Why by Captain Kork reviews
Reasons why Naruto will always be better than Twilight. Co-written by Takeo Moramushi Warnings- language and suggestive coments, and the continuous mentioning of Kakashi's books
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Crystal Clear by DreamingIn2Eternity reviews
Shisui's point of view of Itachi's life from Itachi's birth to Shisui's Death. Warnings-descriptive of Shisui's death, and other major life-changing events in Itachi's and Shisui's lives. Rating will go up in later chapters!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U.
To Stop Running by Taisi reviews
Leo works himself too hard, and his brothers worry. It's about time he learns that there's more to family than obligations and empty promises.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Leo V. - Complete
Through the Eyes of Death by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto was touched by the Shinigami at birth. It left an effect, that is both a gift and a curse. How will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Blindness by Kapootya reviews
Itachi doesn't see a reason to live in darkness, but his attempt to die in darkness puts him in the care of Doctor Haruno. Can he be saved?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,134 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Worlds Apart by kakashifangrl1012 reviews
Wizards, witches, magic. The concept was ridiculous; did the hokage take him for a fool? Then again... "There is more than one kind of magic, Kakashi. I'd like to believe it exists. Wouldn't you?" He wasn't so sure he knew the answer to that question.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 112,943 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
The Three from the Rain Village by ncfan reviews
What if Yahiko, Nagato and Konan had followed Jiraiya back to Konoha? A series of drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 25,144 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Nagato, Konan
The River of Midnight's Dreaming by ncfan reviews
It's for her sake that he's ventured into the unknown, it is she that leaves him raw and strangely unafraid, and it is her ghost that haunts him in the end. AU. Angst. Kakashi x Yugito. Pre-series. Multichapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,042 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Yugito N.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 4,394 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
From one to the other by IReadNoNonsense reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION. WARNING: When going inside, make sure to wear your shiny yellow hats to avoid a painful blow to the head.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Cat & Mouse by lala-licious reviews
Hunting has never been as exhilarating nor risky before. Itachi,Hana.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Itachi U., Hana I.
Way of a Shinobi by Kira-Reen reviews
AU. Hatake Kakashi was ANBU, now he had to learn to be human. Uzumaki Naruto needed a guardian and he got a teenager with silver hair. Chapter 25: Itachi finds himself faced with yet another living legend; Kakashi awakes in a strange land. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,468 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Starving by ncfan reviews
They are the strongest. 100 jinchuuriki-centric drabbles and oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Lightning on the Wave by Araceil reviews
Serpent in the Shadows, challenge 12. Sent to spy on the Hidden Countries, Harry Potter ends up heading home earlier than planned with a certain Uchiha Obito in tow. Slash. Character Death. Minato/Harry, Obito/Rin
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,868 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Minato N.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Why I'm Alive by MazokuYusuke reviews
Itachi used the last of the power in his Mangekyo Sharingan to do two things: to gift Sasuke with the necessary strength to stay alive, and to erase all of his own memories. He thought he would at least die in peace, but he was wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,609 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Meeting Naruto by kerrieleigh reviews
DISCONTINUED. Naruto is 7 years old when he decides to run away from Konoha. But what will happen when he meets a stranger? And why does the blonde-haired man look so familiar...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,744 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Broomsticks and Shuriken by Lady Red 88 reviews
Things go a little bit crazy when the minds of Uchiha Sasuke and Harry Potter are accidently switched. Evading Orochimaru is the least of Harry's problems. Boggarts? Sasuke doesn't even know the half of it. 5th Year. R & R if you please. REVISED 29/10/11
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,450 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Pranksterz by Pretty Nacho reviews
All Naruto did was poke a dead body with a stick. Now she's in a place named after a pig's warts. Luckily, with her newfound prankster friends Fred and George it isn't too boring. FEM!NARU Most likely Fred/George/Naruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,984 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Fred W., Naruto U.
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 2,712 - Follows: 3,175 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
Naruto: The Last Shinobi by ChaosGhidorah reviews
After being taken captive by Orochimaru, Naruto finds himself waking up in a strange new world where people, instead of using Ninjutsu or powers from within, seem to be able to command the very elements around themselves. NarutoAvatar Xover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,011 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Akatsuki 20 by Metal-Zealot reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,781 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Akatsuki, Orochimaru
A Gift and a Curse by Elfpen reviews
Leo Valdez has it made. Pyrokinesis, the Great Prophecy, the Argo II... All in all, he's an awesome demigod with the potential to be a great hero. Or at least, that's what everyone else thinks. But deep inside, he's never felt so lost and helpless.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Leo V., Nyssa
Honeymoon by PureWaterLily reviews
Kushina wants her honeymoon, Minato is forced to agree, and Itachi now has the responsibilities of the Hokage... as if dealing with a despotic father, idiotic cousin, tempered fiancée, whiny brother, rogue ninjas, and thousands of missions isn't enough. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Itachi U., Minato N., Shisui U.
Alternate History 2: The Chuunin Exam by redit reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. The sequel to Alternate History. Set during the Chuunin Exam and beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,563 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: A Warriors Crisis by Draco Kamikaze reviews
Naruto is transported to the world of the Olympians by the Kyuubi. Now, he must find his way home. But with the people there in trouble, he must make a choice; his new friends, or his home. Naruto/Percy Jackson and the Olympians crossover - Xover.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,100 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4152 - Favs: 3,931 - Follows: 4,144 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Crazy in Love by ChellyBellyBeanBag reviews
Team Kakashi has finally captured Uchiha Sasuke and his renegade band of missing-nins. The Rookie 9 can't get anymore enthusiastic. Hyugga Hinata can't help but share their happiness. But among this team is a fascinating shinobi who needs her expertise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,368 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Hinata H., Juugo
The vulnerable one by MidnightInDecember reviews
Being in love is hard enough without having to worry about an escaped convict. Or the rest of the wonderful Uchiha family. ItaShi, AU, rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U.
GET OUT! by ArAnCaR No. 6 reviews
Non-massacre. When fans begin to drool over little Uchiha Sasuke, the Uchiha Clan gets real immature. Featuring a freaked-Out Fugaku, murderous Mikoto, protective Itachi & Shisui, and a whole clan of overprotective Sharingan-wielding shinobis. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,937 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Perception of Reality by knightchaser reviews
There is a belief that states for every action taken, the alternative action is played out in another dimension. In one reality Itachi succeeded in killing his clan, in another, he failed. This is the story of what happened when he failed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 472,956 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Hidan vs Edward Cullen by frostberry reviews
Hidan vs. Edward Cullen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Many Times by hewhoistomriddle reviews
...Itachi tried to kill Uchiha Shisui. Written for the bitter nakano exchange on LJ. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oath by Venath reviews
AU. On the night of the Kyuubi's attack, a boy overhears something he wasn't supposed to. Naturally, Naruto's upbringing goes through a few changes as a result. Itachi and Naruto, but not Naruto/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Not So Alone by ArrancarMaiden reviews
AU In another universe, both boys would have been alone. But now, Sasuke and Haru, aka Harry, Uchiha have each other. R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,179 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 3,206 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Unwilling Tool by AnimeIceFox reviews
Do to an accident, Aro has just summoned his most prized and ultimate weapon that will obey almost every one of his commands whether the person likes it or not.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,435 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Gaara, Aro - Complete
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Days Go By by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
AU. They are werid. Crazy. Dysfunctional. But they're a family nonetheless. This is how they met. Akatsuki fic ft. fem!Dei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Akatsuki
Revenge! Sort Of by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
401 parody...Now with 60 percent crappier jokes!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Minato N., Karin - Complete
Doing Good by sinemoras09 reviews
Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Truth by PhoenixKeir reviews
You can bend it and twist it... You can misuse and abuse it... But even god cannot change the Truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Original As Far As Innocence Goes by Zwei Shonagon reviews
17-year-old Uchiha Itachi was not pleased or impressed when he viewed his 12-year old fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. But fate seemed determined to have a different agenda, especially when Uchiha Itachi somehow becomes the instructor of Team 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Redux by sinemoras09 reviews
Black clouded the edges of his vision, and Itachi struggled to open his eyes. What if Itachi didn't die? Collection of 28 drabbles. AU. Gen. Complete. Spoilers for chapter 402.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,146 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Motherhood is Stranger then Fiction by PiperDreamer reviews
"What?" Sakura said, staring at Tsunade as though the woman lost her mind. "I said congrats, you're now the mother of three S-class criminals. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H.
Boys Will Be Boys by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui, a cave, and a very sleepless night. M-rated, and that's all the warning you're going to get.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7979 - Favs: 14,629 - Follows: 6,320 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2608 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 2,507 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
A Competition of Coolness by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
Random story about how Dumbledore has to decide who is cooler, Draco Malfoy or Sasuke Uchiha. Kind of really random, dumb and pointless, but there you go.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Draco M., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14227 - Favs: 7,215 - Follows: 5,472 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Mind Gardens by antisaints reviews
Shisui is a problem solver. Itachi is a problem. And according to Shisui, any problem that starts with sex can be solved with sex. ShiIta. AU. Brain Damage spinoff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,985 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U.
50 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Konoha by Kayah reviews
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart', Konoha style!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
Clash of the Hokages I: I'm better than you! by Shael Uchiha reviews
Who was the greatest Hokage that ever lived? You wonder, well let the 5 Hokages tell you. This is my first fanfic and I would really appreciate constructive criticism. Let me know if you have any ideas or issues the Hokages can argue bout.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Minato N., Tsunade S. - Complete
Itachi Sensei by Sillusion reviews
Itachi doesn't want Sasuke to have to suffer from the Uchiha Clan's massacre, so instead of telling the Hokage about the Uchiha's plans, he forges his own path. Itachi trains Team 7, and leads them to fight for the Will of Fire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,409 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Haven't Been Buried by a Sandstorm Yet by SkywardShadow reviews
Which is the sole positive thing Shisui has to say about living at a Suna outpost. So he begins writing letters to Itachi. Itachi, as you can imagine, is less than amused. *Oneshot*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Asphyxiate by Samurai101 reviews
In the end, pain wears even the best men down, and drowning takes eternity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Deeper Waters by ncfan reviews
Shisui was always a child of the river, so it makes sense that it should all come back to water in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Defence Against The Dark Arts With Professor Umino by AvocadoLove reviews
It may take all year, but Iruka is determined to teach these wizard kids a thing or two about how to defend themselves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Iruka U. - Complete
The Rushing Torrent by ncfan reviews
It took Shisui eight minutes to drown. Itachi would have been glad to have spent half as many years drowning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Chasing Shadows by ncfan reviews
“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Jiraiya, Itachi U. - Complete
The Prelude by tweetybaby2 reviews
A 4 years old Haruno Sakura ends up in the death note world after an incident. How does this effect L, Matt, Mello, Near and BB's childhoods when she enters Wammy's? "Hey! Strawberry panties girl!" Death Note Naruto crossover Pairings; SakuraxEveryone
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,351 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Sakura H.
Lucky Guess by ncfan reviews
He won't last a year." Tsunade wished her luck had run true to form in that case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Tsunade S., Minato N. - Complete
Randomness: I must be losing it by Believing in tomorrow reviews
I'm starting to question my sanity. Why? Because for some reason Uchiha Itachi and Sasuke have come to our world. And my sister and I are stuck with them. And it definitely isn't as awesome as it's cracked up to be. What are the Nine Prophecies?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,055 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5784 - Favs: 8,776 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
The Joys of High School by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
I'm Sia Uchiha. Welcome to North Academy, where everyone is normal and-"DON’T LIE TO YOURSELF! WE’LL ALL BE FORCED TO WEAR GREEN SPANDEX FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!" Oh this year will be interesting... SasuSaku GaaOC NejiTen ShikaTem NaruHina. ACTIVE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 54,542 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
West Konoha High by AkasunaSora reviews
Naruto begins his first day at West Konoha High. He makes friends and enemys and for once starts to fit in. Although he begins to get involved in a brewing war between Orochimaru and the Akatsuki. Story is better then this summary
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4190 - Favs: 5,845 - Follows: 5,973 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Birth of Tragedy by Shinja1985 reviews
Itachi has witnessed the horrors of war, questioned his loyalties, stained his hands with the blood of his family, and joined Akatski as Madara's apprentice. This is the story of Itachi's hell. This is the story of his downfall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Itachi U.
Afterlife by sinemoras09 reviews
Her heaven is just a cage. Mikoto watches her sons from the afterlife. Gen. Mikoto, Itachi, Sasuke. Vague spoilers for chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
A very complicated life for a child by crouchintiger reviews
Five year old Harry is sent back in time to Hogwarts. His teenage mother helps look after him, unaware that he is her son. Harry's father, James, shows great dislike towards him, but Harry eventually gains the courage to stick up for himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,356 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Save Me From Myself by RandomHyuuga reviews
When Naruto goes out for a walk he meets Juugo at a very surprising place. NO YAOI! I DO NOT WRITE YAOI! Sorry if you think my story sucks. This is my first time writing an actual serious story without any comedy in it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Naruto U., Juugo
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10151 - Favs: 12,341 - Follows: 5,086 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto, I Choose you! by ShinobiGama reviews
Brock, during his travels with Ash and Misty, always thought that there was something going on between his Vulpix and his Zubat...Unfortunatley, he had no idea how right he was. Original idea. hope you like it. Its fun writing it thats for sure
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U.
A Prisoners Silence by Windschild8178 reviews
Modern Konoha: The Soccer team rookie 12 soon find out that Naruto is far more than the loud loser he appears to be. Naruto starts to panic as they get closer to his secret. As the group searches through the past Naruto fights to protect the present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Naruto U.
Legends of the Obsidian King by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Itachi U.
The Preferable Path to Perfection Is You by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, DeiItaDei. Itachi prides himself on being the epitome of perfection. Deidara prides himself on tearing that to pieces as unsubtly as possible. Itachi centric, emotional relationship fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Harry Potter's Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
It was a simple thing. A mere TV show. But it would change the life of one young boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,180 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Beneath Between Beyond by AvocadoLove reviews
Sequel to Duality. Azula makes a surprise attack, and Aang is hurt. With the Gaang trapped, Zuko seeks help from the other side of the Vanishing Cabinet. But dealing with Draco Malfoy may be like jumping from the pan and into the fire. HP/Avatar:TLA Xover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Draco M., Zuko - Complete
Murder of Crows by PureWaterLily reviews
In an earth where he was chained, Itachi only had one wish in his youth. Freedom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Clan of The Cave Bear:Letters from Ayla by ohmylaurely reviews
Ayla has just been banished from her tribe, and is corresponding with her only human solace,Uba, by letters. It's very interesting, so please read and comment!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009
Oath: Apprentice by Venath reviews
A companion to my other fic, Oath. Apprentice picks up after chapter fourteen of Oath, and features various characters during the time skip between chapters fourteen and fifteen. Still Itachi and Naruto, but not Naruto/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
If things were different by Annamia reviews
At the end of Clan of the Cave Bear, Ayla leaves Durc behind with the Clan. But what if she had taken him with her? AU from VoH hopefully to the end of SoS.
Earth's Children - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,237 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007
Akatsuki Chronicles by daowiies reviews
How was Akatsuki formed, have you ever wondered? This will explain the moments Akatsuki had, the good, the bad, the hilarious. This story is mainly on Akatsuki and no other characters. Recommended for a teenage audience contains adult themes & violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008
Itachi: The early years by knightchaser reviews
He was a dream come true for a stagnated clan. But what kind of a future does a savior born with cursed blood have? Especially with Madara, Fugaku, Sarutobi and Danzou pulling the strings. Itachi Uchiha's early life from 4 to 13.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 437,601 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Dark Knight by Digital Skitty reviews
Once upon a time, there was a world where the dragons were noble and the white knight was a demon. Where the princess falls in love with the dark knight, and they help to take down their own kingdom. And where the dragons aren't vanquished in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 515,531 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - [Deidara, Sasori] [Hinata H., Neji H.] - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3757 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Reason by Schizzar reviews
Kisame and Zabuza died fighting each other before Naruto ever came to fight Haku. Haku has lost his reason to live. In need of a new partner, Itachi takes him in. Yaoi, swearing, Lemons, limes you have been warned. Reviews welcome. Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,515 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Haku, Itachi U. - Complete
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2669 - Favs: 3,987 - Follows: 3,367 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Duality by AvocadoLove reviews
An accident with two linked Vanishing Cabinets transports Draco Malfoy and Prince Zuko into a place between their two worlds. To escape they need to work together, and it may turn out that the two aren't very different after all. Harry Potter/Avatar: TLA
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Death by Chocolate by Nukenin reviews
In which Uchiha Itachi provides his own unique twist. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Felix Culpa by Ninjagrrl reviews
The felix culpa, or blessed fall. An attack from the Kyuubi leaves Itachi blind, his mind shattered and memories gone. Meanwhile, Kakashi is still recovering from the aftermath of a mission gone badly wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,828 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7039 - Favs: 5,384 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Durc by PeterLion reviews
This is the story of Durc of Broud's Clan Of the Cave Bear, from the time of his mother's departure to his reaching adulthood.
Earth's Children - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 161,247 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 3,619 - Follows: 357 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
00:05:43 by vincey reviews
i am itachi and i feel like pointing out a few small things. Flame if you want i don't care, vincey will though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Deity by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
A modern day rendition of the Uchiha tragedy. The problem with humans, you see, is that we're more entranced with our fantasies than reality... [AU, Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,553 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Sewing Up The Ocean
Where odds and ends meet, where characters come to speak, give a little ramble or a story, this is that. Odds and ends collected and thrown into one, with a variety of differences. AU, canon, drabbles that could be either-or, different genders; you never know. All sorts of ratings that will be mentioned on the chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 859 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Shisui U.
Kicking Sea Foam
A take on the beginnings of Uchiha Shisui. The Mist ain't a nice place for street rats whose mother went and died. Heavily headcanon, probably AU. Warnings are for a reason. Bastard!Shisui
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Shisui U. - Complete
Howl at the Memory of the Hunt reviews
Yugito's on the hunt. Her prey brings back curious memories. Not-pairing of Yugito/Kakashi, or onesided Yugito/Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Yugito N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Apprentice of the Shark Demon reviews
What happens when young Harry Potter uses accidental magic and apparates to Mist and is now the apprentice of Kisame Hoshigaki? Adopted by me from PiperDreamer. Changes will be made as the story goes on.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,957 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Harry P., Kisame H.
The Tale of the Broken One reviews
This is Itachi's life, his hardships, his adventures... and his death. How did he become the man he became? What influenced his choices? These are what. HIATUS! THIS WILL BE CONTINUED AT THE END OF SUMMER!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Itachi U.
Challenge! reviews
A challenge from WhyDoICareAnymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Bit Off reviews
A Parody of very recent manga chapters. Not very funny, just something that I came up with randomly. I will continue if I get a beta! HIATUS! THIS WILL BE CONTINUED AT THE END OF SUMMER!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Akatsuki
A New Place reviews
HIATUS! THIS WILL BE CONTINUED AT THE END OF SUMMER!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U.
Living with the Beasts reviews
What would happen to Itachi if he had gone missing during the Kyubi attack? If he was raised by wolves? HIATUS! THIS WILL BE CONTINUED AT THE END OF SUMMER!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Itachi U.