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Hai. (: I do publish everything I write on here, however I prefer livejournal, so there will always be more of my insanity there than here. Thanks for reading!

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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Three Memories Lily Potter Has of Her Parents by dracosoftie reviews
Lily has always assumed her parents had the perfect marriage, but on her own wedding day, she finds out that's not exactly true. EWE, angst, fluff. H/D. NC-17. 17K words
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,992 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Arctic Emancipation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Eames sets out to meet Arthur and Cobb in rural Connecticut, not realizing he's about to be caught in a blizzard. MATURE ADULT CONTENT and quite a bit of fluff.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 134 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
With a Kiss, We Fall by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Prince Arthur is struck down by a mysterious sleeping spell and a cryptic message causes all the fair maidens in the land to travel to Camelot with dreams that their kiss will awaken him and win them Arthur's hand in marriage. Mature Content, yadda.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,241 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Woo a Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Blaise Zabini can't have the object of his affections, he starts looking for a substitute. To his surprise, Zacharias Smith turns out to be a better choice than expected. DON'T JUDGE ME, JUST TRUST ME AND READ IT. It's CUTE. Yeah, mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Blaise Z., Zacharias S. - Complete
Learning How to Smile by M. Monster reviews
I saw you earlier. When Morgan commented on my -sexual prowess-, you were smiling. You think the idea of my prowess is a joke,' Shameless smut where Reid Proves He's Correct, As Usual. Hotch/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sirius Black hates books by VampiressBlack reviews
Sirius Black hates books. He hates books with a passion; mainly because they are the only thing that takes up Remus’ precious time and attention, when Sirius so badly desires it himself. WARNING! RLSB slash. Don’t like, turn away NOW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ron Weasley is a Kinky Slut by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco decide to indulge in some exhibitionism to teach Ron, Seamus and Dean a lesson after Draco gets tired of them teasing Harry. This is H/D with a side of solo!Ron. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dense by Digitallace reviews
Draco reflects on how dense his new potions partner is. Warning for explicit content and table sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Subtext by VKlepto reviews
“That, Potter,” Snape spat as he brushed past the boy, “was the equivalent of walking in on one’s parents.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Praxis by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco succumbs to a terrifying illness, he is taken to the only man who has a chance of saving him. With Draco's arrival, Harry's self-imposed isolation comes to an abrupt end. Not Epilogue Compliant. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pursuit Of Happiness by FLEURescent reviews
Hermione finally gets close to what she had always dreamed of with Ron when odd feelings decide to come into view. Acting on impulse she experiences something she's never felt before. NOTE: I do not claim these characters nor setting, they belong to JK
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Here We Come a Wassailing by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This will be a series of holiday drabbles in 24 parts! Harry and Draco, of course, wherein Harry becomes obsessed with Draco's voice. Among other things... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,690 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Boys Keep Swinging by MidniteMarauder reviews
With the full moon falling on Christmas Day, Remus plans to spend the holidays alone at Hogwarts and practise his abysmal potions work, while absolutely not contemplating his attraction to Sirius. Fortunately, nothing ever goes as planned. Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,645 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Renovations by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snowed In by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: NUMBER 1 - Due to a weather advisory warning, Hotch takes a very drunk Reid home with him. They end up trapped in his house all weekend long, holed up in his bedroom by the fireplace. Things happen in that room that neither of them had ever expected.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/11/2009 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Perception by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my attempt to write things that should never be written, I cranked out this quick Percy/Cormc after deciding Percy never got very much action. LOL! MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND ALL THAT. SLASHY. YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Percy W., Cormac M. - Complete
The Art and Science of Thankfulness by lila-blue reviews
Nothing much, just a Thanksgiving day-in-the-life. A little romance, a little more angst, a turkey and, eventually, some sex. Gibbs/DiNozzo, Abby/McGee implied .
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Complete
Just Like Popcorn by Jelp reviews
There's bursting potential located just underneath that hard kernel shell. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,760 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Privileges by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is a false knight given the charge of a royal prince. Neither of them are happy with the arrangement and only time will tell if Harry's duplicity will be discovered. Contains mature adult content and is obviously Alt Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,354 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 155 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3337 - Favs: 4,734 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by Anna Fugazzi reviews
The Auror Corps provides Harry with a profession that's highly dangerous, demanding, and glamorous. Except when it's not. No babies were babysat and no Icelanders were harmed in the making of this fic. Tents may have been traumatized.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,285 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lucky Number 72 by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry spots Draco at a Muggle football game. Stalking ensues. OH SO much mature adult content here. Also, this fic is based on a header occasionally used on my LJ page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 169 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood reviews
I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 3,791 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Kiss a Bloke by Risu-chan14 reviews
Remus dares Sirius to kiss a boy for the first time before the Christmas party is over. But after the kiss, Sirius feels withdrawal symptoms as he desperately wants to feel exactly how he felt that first time he kissed a bloke. RL/SB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ginger Snaps by His Spectacles reviews
Ron graces with his thoughts about Harry and Malfoy dating. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
High Priced Malfoy Edition by Cheryl Dyson reviews
If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 173 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rain and Chocolate by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scrunchy by His Spectacles reviews
Draco's having a bad hair day. Literally. HPDM. Sequel to 'Hairclip'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hairclip by His Spectacles reviews
Harry's having a little trouble with his fringe...preslash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confession Is Good For the Soul by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Confession may be good for the soul, but Draco learns that it's also hell on the nerves and libido. HPDM, Post Hogwarts, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,229 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3295 - Favs: 6,748 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 275 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4737 - Favs: 6,924 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. Sirius and Remus play games in the dark (nothing suss yet) that has some interesting consequences. Once again, I state SLASH, so if it's not your ship, get off. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Escalation by venenatus.venustas reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH. "Would it be so bad for you to go out with me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Animus by isolde13 reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort. But he did not leave the final battle unscathed. Into his life comes Draco, who's been working as a prostitute in Muggle London...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,191 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Courtship, Wooing and Other Such Nonsense by Ari Munami reviews
In which we ask the age-old question: why is Draco so horrible to Harry is he really wuvs him? Harry makes a rather disturbing discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Adunatio by Vixenette reviews
Remus and Sirius are stuck together, literally, for a week. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,091 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The 8 Warning Signs of a Dysfunctional Partner by Klee reviews
*SLASH* Harry realizes Draco puts the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional.' Fluffy & Sappy Fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/17/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.