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Joined 01-17-10, id: 2220939, Profile Updated: 06-26-13
Author has written 15 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Kingdom Hearts, and Vampire Knight.

6.26.13: Don't worry everyone! I haven't fallen off the face of the earth. D:

THINGS I'M WORKING ON...(As of 6-23-13)

Nothing currently..unless I get crazy inspiration. Sorry guys! :(

STORIES THAT ARE BEING DISCONTINUED INDEFINITELY IE: May Be Deleted Altogether (As of 6-23-13)

Two Crazy Things Called Love and a Vacation-Chapter 5 (really Chapter 4 because of warning page)

Taken-Chapter 4 (not going too well on that one. Lack of motivation I guess...may delete altogether unless I can type the next chapter)

THINGS ON HOLD TEMPORARILY (As of 6-23-13)

As If Being A Vampire Wasn't Bad Enough-Chapter 13 (really Chapter 11 because of prologue and warning pages)

Like Mentor, Like Assistant (writer's block...again...)

April Freaks Day-Chapter 2

Darren's Little Secret-Chapter 3

A Brand New Idea That I Got From Listening To My iPod (IF ANYONE TAKES IT, I WILL PERSONALLY HUNT THEM DOWN AND MAKE THEM NOT POST IT)

Fav Books:

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories: Tim Burton

Cirque Du Freak Series (both original and anime)

Kuroshitsuji (AKA Black Butler, Manga)

For those of you with DragonFable accounts:

Here's my battle I.D.: # 26283678 (I'm a level 15 right now.)

Quotes

(How do you know what something is like until you try it?) "How do you know what a volcano is like until you jump into one?" (You have a point...)

"Who says I wouldn't kill you right now? I could knock you out and lay you in front of a bus, and no one would ever know!"

(I can't go. I'm grounded for 2 months.) "Yeah, and we're also not friends anymore..."

"I am so excited to be here in an anonymous small town which used to have character than is now just a bland suburb filled with chainstores and surrounded by slums. It really is a pleaure to be here."

"There was one thing in my life that was a bit insane. One friend. My best friend." (That one's for you vampsydney)

"Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But that would be called cannabolsim, my dear children and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART :)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him / her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares" ... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME! ... Take me with you!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream ..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Copy and paste this to your profile if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
Or have all ready done any of these things

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

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If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile!

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their behinds off at the others! XD

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

Just because people live on the other side of the world from you still means that you can be friends - IF U AGREE WITH THIS COPY IT INTO UR PROFILE.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you REALLY wish Axel and Roxas were real, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name: cathmaster,

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A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

Put this on your profile
If you like to laugh!

JOKE

There were two guys sitting at a bar. The one guy said to the other guy, "See that window over there?"

The other guy says, "Yeah,". The first guys tells him "If you jump out of it, you'll come right back up,".

The second guy shakes his head. "I don't believe you."

"Then I'll show you." The first guy gets up and jumps out the window. He falls 10...20...30 feet and falls right back up. "I'll do it again," He falls 10...20...30 feet and falls right back up. "Now you try,"

The second guy gets up and jumps out. He falls 10...20...30...40...50 feet and kept going until he met his end on the sidewalk 210 feet below. The first guy smirks and sits back down at the bar.

The bartender came over and said...

"Superman, you're a jerk when you're drunk."

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Unexpected New Destiny by daylightvampire reviews
*MOVIE VERSION* Larten finds Darren as an orphaned baby and decides to raise him but will Destiny allow him? rated T just in case
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,101 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Say It Isn't So! by Totally Anime reviews
Roxas hates Axel. Axel loves Roxas. Demyx and Sora are holding a star shaped fruit. There's something wrong with this picture. AKUROKU yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,273 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Alphabet by Darth Vyper reviews
26 mini drabbles based on one alphabet per chapter featuring the motley DS saga crew. Meet and greet the insane sheer randomness and total dramamama of the vampire world. Flip a coin and take your chances. I guarantee brain damage whichever way.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,768 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010
Organization XIII alphabet by JoshNeku reviews
5 pairings, 10 lovers. A to Z. Boy love. Don't like don't read. Pairings: Zemyx, XigLux, XemSai, MarVex, and AkuRoku. R and R.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 131 - Words: 80,812 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Complete
Animal I have become by JoshNeku reviews
Axel goes on a mission in Twilight Town to destroy a Giant Heartless. It scratches him because it can see his past... Akuroku, Zemyx, hints of Marvex, XemSai, and XigLux.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,524 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - [Axel, Roxas] - Complete
Sixteen and Pregnant: Kingdom Hearts Edition by bnvbnv27 reviews
It all starts when Axel has a fit about not being in Roxas's top eight on Myspace...now he's pregnant. Might change it to M later in the story. Used to be titled Top Eight! Now titled Sixteen and Pregnant:Kingdom Hearts Edition. Mpreg.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Axel, Roxas
12 Reasons Why by the Last Flowerchild reviews
When the Toki begins to lose himself a struggle for his life, Pickles is the only one he can turn to. Can the drummer save the guitarist from suicide, cancer, and the traumatizing memories from both of their pasts? Pickles/Toki slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Toki W., Pickles - Complete
For Your Entertainment by Vinci NTEP reviews
Roxas and Demyx moved to a strange place named Twilight Town. There they met new people and new loves. Ever since the incident years ago Roxas vowed never to love again...not until a certain redhead stormed in. Rated T to be safe! AkuRoku, Zemyx, Soriku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 130,060 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bite Me by Mister Melancholy reviews
“Darren,” Evra cooed slyly, fluttering his eyes innocently, “is that what I think it is?” He pointed at the red spot on my neck, and I blushed, nodding my head furiously. “N-no way!” LartenxDarren
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan - Complete
The Vampire Academy by EwanMcGregorIsMyHomeboy12 reviews
Welcome to the Vampire Academy! Please join us on our descent into hilarious hell for the clan. Kurda decides that it's time for the vampires in Vampire Mountain to get a formal education. Please R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kurda Smahlt, Darren Shan
Darren and his Snakeboy by SpazzJazz reviews
What if Darren met Evra before Cirque du Freak, when he was apart the traveling circus. What if Darren takes Evra home with him. Evantual Evra/Darren, meaning SLASH, don't like, don't read, don't flame.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Darren Shan, Evra Von - Complete
Dethwish by the Last Flowerchild reviews
It's Toki's birthday and Pickles has no clue what to give him. In desperation, he gives Toki the right to 3 'free' wishes-he'll do ANYTHING the guitarist asks of him. Pickles/Toki slash
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Toki W., Pickles - Complete
You're the Sun, I'm the Moon by Sky's Breaker reviews
Saix/Axel oneshot. What happens up on top of the tower one day? in honour of 8/7
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Axel, Saïx - Complete
Joker and the Thief by Little-pyro-girl reviews
Roxas is quite possibly the best thief in Radiant Garden, no problem, right? Wrong. Roxas just stole something from a student named Axel, and he'll do anything to get it back. Yaoi, teasing and...oh yeah. Cotton candy. Don't like don't read, simple.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Praise and Thanks by Dragons and Foxes reviews
Everything today seems to be going wrong. Everyone was angry at something. The turkey was burnt. But Demyx seems so happy. Why? Zexion pov
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Terrible Misfortune by daylightvampire reviews
One night, I thought about writing a story where Darren gets bit by Madam Octa and Mr.Crepsley must take care of him but chaos ensues when Darren is kidnapped. I rated it teen just in case.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Before our Wedding by cathmaster reviews
Axel and Roxas are engaged, but what were there lives like before then? Two years beofre they're engaged.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,493 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Gone? That can't be by The-Saddest-Of-Them-All reviews
Spoilers for book 9. You have been warned. An angst filled poem in Darren's POV after Mr. Crepsley dies, and how he feels.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Demyx Returns by cathmaster reviews
Demyx returns and he has some news for Sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Demyx, Sora - Complete
The Era of the Shadows by vampsydney reviews
DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE READ THE WHOLE SERIES! FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! Rated T for teen cause I'm cautious.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Darren Shan
Capture in the Tunnels by EwanMcGregorIsMyHomeboy12 reviews
AU To Tunnels of Blood. While down in the tunnels, Murlough finds Mr. Crepsley and Darren. With Mr. Crepsley taken captive, what will Darren and Evra have to do to get him back? I left the ending off of chapter 18, so it is now fixed! Please R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,068 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Taken Too Young by notwisefox reviews
Today our son had been cruelly murdered, our family had been torn apart and nothing anyone could do could make that better. Our world had changed: and not for the better. Evra's take on his son's death.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Evra Von - Complete
I'll never leave you by AllTimeNatalie reviews
Darren is in a freak accident that may just cost him his life and Crepsley fears for his life. It's up to him to look after Darren before his last hours are over and he dies. Unless he finds the antidote...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Hell Fire by demondanny123 reviews
A few vampires go to an old town and the villagers recognise Kurda. Now they want his head. Spoilers and a little twist thing where I change what happens at the lake of souls. Will be Rape in it near the end.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Kurda Smahlt
The Formative Years by asth3nia reviews
Having just resturned to the Cirque Du Freak, tension and tempers are high between Larten and Darren. One mistaken angry wish, a crescent moon and a touch of destiny, leaves Larten Crepsley 16 years old once more. RxR
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
My Queen of Shadows by vampsydney reviews
Damon finds the one he's looking for. His Queen of Shadows. R&R Plz!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010
Ride Me by Mister Melancholy reviews
All Darren wanted was to ride Mr. Crepsley! Was that so much to ask for? LartenxDarren
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
What happens when Larten watches Twilight by Warrior-Of-The-Undead reviews
Just a short little funny piece, what happens after Larten wathes Twilight Bella, Edward...you know! . Not much of a summary Im sorry...I am not good at summaries!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Vanez Blane - Complete
Why must the good die Young? by The-Saddest-Of-Them-All reviews
Darren And Mr. Crepsley are in a city searching for the Vampaneze to get info on their lord. And something startling is happening to Darren and Larten dosn't know what to do. Is this the end of Darren?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Annoyance by NinetailedPanther reviews
Darren Shan is always finding new ways to annoy Larten, slight yaoi :3 R&R plz!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
To Stay by Enchantress Nova reviews
Darren hears Evra talking in his sleep. Cute oneshot and very romantic. Slash - Don't like don't read.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Darren Shan, Evra Von - Complete
A Fatherly promise by daylightvampire reviews
Just a little short story. i believe that larten crepsley is a father to Darren, my first fanfic please go easy on me.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2009
He Remembered by North American Scum reviews
Darren remembers how a relationship grows. Evra/Darren. Angsty Schmoop.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009
The Chatroom by Darth Vyper reviews
Darren and his friends began to discover the wonders of the internet. Need I say more? Humour, insanity, chaos and pure randomness inside. Anonymous reviews are accepted !
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,959 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/20/2006
Jesus Of Suburbia by Raaiku reviews
A songfic about Steve during adolescences, which includes a mixture of drug use, violence and a very rebellious attitude as well as a lust for blood, and a longing to be a vampire hunter. After committing murder, he leaves home to pursue his destiny.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
KURDA SMAHLT: Owner's Guide&Maintenance Manual by BananaPropaganda reviews
Congratulations! You are now the owner of your very own KURDA SMAHLT unit. To ensure you get the most out the blond general, please pay close attention to the following instructions.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Speaking of Snakes by Love Psychedelico reviews
[CRACK] Test how dirty your mind is! About a terrible horrible misunderstanding which happens when Vancha and Evra talk about snakes. Evra is of course talking about the reptile, snake, where as Vancha is talking about...you'll see.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2005
The Diary of Darren Shan by Kirin the Vampiress reviews
This is the Diary of Darren Shan from his point of veiw in "Trials of Death" with the song "In the End" by Linkin Park. Enjoy and leave reveiws!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2004
Breaking The Habit by cold-night09 reviews
Rated for some language, nothing bad I just don't wanna get reported. These are Darren's thoughts after saving Steve and running away from Mr. Crepsley. Features Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit."
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2004
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Going Under reviews
Axel is a troubled 21 year old convict going back to prison, again. Roxas is an 18 year old adolescent caught up in his emotions and past. Fate brings these two together in the most likely place. AkuRoku later, amongst other pairings. More inside.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,663 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Axel, Roxas
After Midnight reviews
Strange animal sightings, peculiar noises at ungodly hours of the night; and all of it coming from the woods of Twilight Town. Roxas finds everyone's rooms empty...what's wrong with this picture? Based off 358/2, just for fun. More inside.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Roxas, Axel
Passionate Moment reviews
Just as the title says, a passionate moment between Zero and his twin, Ichiru. ZeroXIchiru, twincest. R&R Please, this is my first lemon, and my first VK fanfic. -enter smiley here-
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Zero K., Ichiru K. - Complete
Like Mentor, Like Assistant reviews
“You are impossible,” Mr.Crepsley sighed as he set the bottle down. “Look who’s talking,” I scoffed. “You’re just as impossible as I am,” Darren and Mr.Crepsley finally begin to understand each other,sort of, MIGHT add more. Father/Son moments, R&R Plz!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
The Truth Is reviews
Riku confesses his true feelings to Sora while Kairi is away. SoRiku, SoKairi. One-Shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
The Light Within Darkness reviews
Vanitas questions everything, especially his master and his plans. So he goes off on his own to get some answers, with very unexpected results. Ventus X Vanitas later, BBS spoilers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010
Chemistry reviews
Zexion is the smartest, most focused kid in his Junior class. When its science project time, he plans on getting the same thing he gets every single time: a perfect score. So what happens when he gets an unexpected partner? Zemyx later on.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Zexion, Demyx
As If Being A Vampire Wasn't Bad Enough reviews
Darren gets re-blooded. He's turning vampaneze. And he thought being a vampire and not drinking blood was bad enough. Takes place during the second book. Warnings, spoliers, and fuller summary inside!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010
Love Beyond Death reviews
Post Book 6. Larten reflects on his love for Arra. L/A. This is my first L/A fic, so please be kind! R&R!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Complete
Darren's Little Secret reviews
When Darren's secret gets out all thanks to Kurda , it's a fight for his life against all of the vampires in the mountain…nowhere is safe…Just for fun. R&R Plz
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Darren Shan, Kurda Smahlt
April Freaks Day reviews
Darren and Evra pull a prank on Mr.Crepsley. Let's just say it probably wasn't the best idea. Just for fun. Happy Belated April Fools Day everyone!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Darren Shan, Evra Von
Love is Forever reviews
Darren and Sterling have to find their soulmates in order to keep the balance of the world in order. WHO are they? Will the be vampires like them, or two ordinary human girls?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Darren Shan, Evra Von
On the Edge reviews
Closer to the movie than the book. After Darren “dies”, Steve feels there’s nothing left to live for. Slight Darren/Steve, you'd have to be looking for it to find it, No Flames, R&R Plz T because that's what the movie's rated
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Steve Leonard, Mr. Tiny - Complete
Kurda's Final Moment reviews
What Kurda was thinking before he was executed. One-shot. Spoiler for Book 6. R&R plz.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kurda Smahlt - Complete
Restless reviews
Darren can't sleep. Something's bothering him. Maybe, just maybe, Evra can make him feel better. Kinda hard to explain in summary. Darren/Evra fluff. K for some kissing and romance. R&R please!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Darren Shan, Evra Von - Complete