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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi, I am a 39-year-old German lawyer with quite a huge obsession with Harry Potter fan fiction. While I quite liked the first five books of Harry Potter, they are not really my most favourite books, and I have no idea why I am only interested in Harry Potter fan fiction.

Maybe it is because I did not like book 6 and found book 7 utterly bad. So, I have tried my hand at four pieces of fan fiction myself. In them, I will follow canon up to the last chapter of book 5. I have disregarded everything in books 6 and 7, interviews, quiddich through the ages, fantastic beasts and whatever. So, in my stories, you will not find horcruxes, hallows (deathly or other), Super-Ginny or whatever. On this basis, I find it easier to establish a world I like to work in.

By the way, I'm still looking for a good beta, as so far only my wife has double-checked the stories, and English is only our second language.

So, enjoy and if you find the time, please review.

Nebresh

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To choose the lesser evil by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes life leaves you no good choice. Sometimes, any option you have is bad. It is then up to you to choose the lesser evil, and make the best of it. Trigger warning - Death Eaters are Death Eaters, violence, sexual violence, sexual content, etc...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,491 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/9/2024
The Greengrass Vignettes by Captain Cranium reviews
A series of slice-of-life stories from the lives of Harry Potter and Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,751 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 10/29/2020 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 198 - Words: 870,949 - Reviews: 13678 - Favs: 6,853 - Follows: 5,656 - Updated: 12/26/2024 - Published: 9/4/2005
Harry Potter and the whimsical drabbles by slytherinsal reviews
Herein one or two one-shots, to which I may add more if the mood takes me, which cover the monsters from the id or other such trash which seem like a good idea at 3am when woken by drunks/cats/bladder/toasted cheese lying heavy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,310 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/23/2024 - Published: 5/5/2018
Raising Black by VonPelt reviews
Albus Dumbledore's worst nightmare came to pass. Harry Potter in the hands of Voldemort's right hand. He found that it is not as bad as he had feared.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/14/2024 - Harry P., Albus D., Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 711,600 - Reviews: 10119 - Favs: 21,531 - Follows: 24,321 - Updated: 9/13/2024 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Butterflies Bearing Beater's Bats by dogger807 reviews
Harry has just stormed out of the Dursley's house after inflating Aunt Marge. Like the first time around, his godfather startled him into summoning the Knight Bus. This time around, it's Sirius' turn to be surprised. ::Dumbs Bashing Ahead:: Harry/Multiple
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,220 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 4,211 - Updated: 8/5/2024 - Published: 9/21/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Friend with Benefits by InfiniteDragon reviews
Harry Potter has a significant problem: he is lonely in every sense of the word, desperate for any aid to relieve him of a number of problems. He stumbles across a ritual, in the forbidden section of the library, that allow him to 'get what he needs'. His life and many others will never be the same. Explicit Deviancy! Read at your own risk! Many multi pairings. Includes Netorase.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 111 - Words: 888,970 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 7/20/2024 - Published: 6/19/2019 - Complete
That is IT! by FMPtrumpets reviews
Hermione has had it. There is no way she is going to let this continue, absolutely none. She is going to fix this, and nobody is going to stand in her way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,208 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 6/16/2024 - Published: 3/28/2022 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W.
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,101 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 5/26/2024 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T. - Complete
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 334,128 - Reviews: 9073 - Favs: 20,405 - Follows: 23,142 - Updated: 5/6/2024 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Two Princes of Hogwarts by Mister Cynical reviews
Their fifth year was supposed to be a time for academia and normalcy, especially after the Tri Wizard Tournament. Too bad new and old villains don't respect boundaries and old habits die hard. The sequel to Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,892 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 4/5/2024 - Published: 5/30/2022
Lockhart's Blunder by Lab12 reviews
A grave error made by Lockhart turns the wizarding world on its head. It ends quite badly for him, but he inadvertently manages to save the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,692 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 3/21/2024 - Published: 9/24/2023 - Complete
REWRITE: Dragons speak Parseltongue too, you know by Potterwatcher reviews
Rewrite of the original: Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this results in him bonding with one of her eggs as a Draconus Amicus. Watch as Harry navigates his new status, makes new friends, and discovers new enemies. Of course, Luna is involved and regularly breaks Hermione's brain along the way. And... Fred has a thing for McGonagall? Who knows. H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,941 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 3,868 - Follows: 5,283 - Updated: 3/17/2024 - Published: 11/3/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Magical Blocks and Bonds by raspberry dreams reviews
Being an orphan sucks in a hundred different ways every day. Harry could tell you that. But it seems for the highly magical, being an orphan in the wizarding world can even affect your magic. There is an antidote but is the cure worse than the problem? Or could it be one of the best things to happen to him in a long time? And could it be the power he knows not?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 177,759 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 2,547 - Updated: 1/30/2024 - Published: 2/8/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Susan B.
Singing, Crying, Laughing and Fighting by IlliterateJanitor reviews
Ron gets a summer job between third and fourth year, giving him new interests, some new friends, and a new perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,284 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/25/2023 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
No Longer Alone by VonPelt reviews
Unable to clear his name, Sirius asked his cousin Andromeda to take care of Harry. This turns out to be the best decision Sirius has ever made.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,622 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 4,003 - Updated: 12/22/2023 - Published: 12/2/2017 - [Harry P., Lisa T.] N. Tonks, Andromeda T.
Lucius Malfoy, Would-Be Murderer by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. Soon after Cornelius Fudge becomes Minister in April 1990, Lucius Malfoy tracks down Harry Potter to the wizard boy's house on Privet Drive in Little Whinging. Lucius's plot? To Killing-Curse three Muggles and the nine-year-old Boy Who Lived. Lucius's evil scheme is three-quarters successful. Dumbledore bashing, pre-Hogwarts Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,429 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 11/4/2023 - Published: 8/7/2023 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Andromeda T. - Complete
Changing the Balance of Power by old-crow reviews
The day after killing the snake, Harry returns to the Chamber of Secrets and finds something. Later, Harry sits in as Emma and Andromeda discuss how the wizarding world could be made better. He takes it as a lifelong challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,428 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 2,110 - Updated: 10/11/2023 - Published: 4/17/2023 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Dobby
There and Back Again by Chuchi Otaku reviews
Ron died saving Fred at the Battle of Hogwarts. But a twist of fate grants Ron the chance to go back in time to save as much lives as he could. Nobody said it will be easy, but with the help of a new sense of purpose, by Merlin will Ronald Weasley try. *The Second Wizarding War & Year One*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 10/6/2023 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L.
Crumpled Horned Plot Bunnies by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Random Harry Potter ideas that I haven't found a place for yet. But maybe, you can. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 107,983 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 10/4/2023 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Support System by jlluh reviews
Pettigrew is caught for Christmas, and Harry's life is transformed for the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,983 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/31/2023 - Published: 8/26/2023 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L.
How? by Lab12 reviews
Harry asks one simple question at his disciplinary hearing in front of the whole Wizengamot. Things take a turn because of that. Manipulative Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,516 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 8/7/2023 - Published: 7/22/2023 - Complete
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,209 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 3,939 - Updated: 7/14/2023 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Harry's Letter from Hermione's Dad by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. On the second day of fifth year, Harry, not Hermione, receives a letter from Hermione's father. The envelope is marked "READ ONLY WHEN YOU'RE ALONE." For days, Hermione burns with curiosity, but Harry chooses not to show Hermione the letter. Instead, Harry sends Hermione strange looks when he thinks she is unaware, and he acts strangely. The Pink Toad gets a rude surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,985 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 6/10/2023 - Published: 4/11/2023 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Amelia B., Mr. Granger - Complete
What Doesn't Kill Us by Nemo Blank reviews
Harry builds on success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,871 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 6/8/2023 - Published: 4/24/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Percy W., Luna L.
Slytherin Side by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry had been told by the Sorting Hat that he would do well in Slytherin. During the hunt for the horcruxes, this side finally makes him ask a few more important questions when he has the chance. It's true that knowledge is power. Maybe even the power the Dark Lord knows not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 450 - Published: 4/10/2023 - Harry P., Bill W., Griphook - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,110 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 4,241 - Follows: 5,610 - Updated: 2/18/2023 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Watch by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry accidentally creates a number of spells and the wizarding world will learn why you never anger an engineer, let alone two.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 259,557 - Reviews: 2850 - Favs: 5,823 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 1/8/2023 - Published: 5/30/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Mrs Figg, the Slytherin Squib by PardotKynes reviews
Faced with the challenge of on the one hand wanting to protect Harry from the Dursleys, but on the other hand needing the Dursleys to think Harry doesn't enjoy visiting her, she teaches Harry to dissemble. As a result, Harry is self-reliant but willing to ask for help, and hasn't been conditioned to blame himself if anything goes wrong. All 7 years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 70,753 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 12/11/2022 - Published: 2/4/2022 - Harry P., Arabella F. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,642 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 9,551 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 10/17/2022 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 295,543 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 10/9/2022 - Published: 9/15/2012
The Servant's Portrait by gredandforgerock reviews
Harry's brooding after lessons with Dumbledore leads him to find a portrait he'd never seen before. In it he found more helpful advice than any one living had ever managed. How can a portrait of a servant help Harry defeat Voldemort? Wandlessly of course. No pairings for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,621 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 7/28/2022 - Published: 7/15/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2105 - Favs: 12,567 - Follows: 6,087 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Overlord by otblock57 reviews
All Harry wanted to do was retire to some island somewhere to get as far away from from all the attention of magical Britain as he possibly could... he just wasn't sure why everyone insisted on calling it his 'dark lair'... (Or: how Harry got the reputation of a dark lord without really meaning to.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 143,764 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 5,368 - Follows: 4,882 - Updated: 7/5/2022 - Published: 10/23/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 174,533 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 4,375 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 5/30/2022 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Complete
Anniversary by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
When Luna's mother died, Ron remembered his mother and father rushing him over to the Lovegood house... One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/9/2022 - [Ron W., Luna L.] - Complete
Who Dares Wins by OlegGunnarsson reviews
A Harry Potter who grew up studying military tactics and strategy uses the attack on the Ministry as an opportunity to lay an ambush of his own - only to learn that his parents are still alive, as well as a twin brother whom Dumbledore calls the true boy-who-lived. And then, things get complicated. Military!Harry. A subversion of DZ2's Prodigal Son Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,705 - Reviews: 3322 - Favs: 10,091 - Follows: 12,752 - Updated: 4/25/2022 - Published: 1/19/2019 - [Harry P., Susan B.] OC
Harry the weapon by slytherinsal reviews
Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,630 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 5,102 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 3/24/2022 - Published: 2/12/2018 - Complete
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 2436 - Favs: 15,061 - Follows: 18,518 - Updated: 3/5/2022 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Nicolas F., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,734 - Reviews: 5477 - Favs: 13,464 - Follows: 13,876 - Updated: 2/16/2022 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 187,899 - Reviews: 5373 - Favs: 15,983 - Follows: 13,025 - Updated: 2/8/2022 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
An Unexpected Turn for a Friendship by VonPelt reviews
Hermione has come up with the perfect plan for Professor Slughorn's Christmas Party. Of course, it involves Harry, and of course, things do not go as planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,588 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/22/2022 - Published: 1/15/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Draco's Redemption by 8thweasleykid reviews
Draco finds himself reliving a significant part of his life and in so decideds to make a few changes. During his redemptive journey he finds true friends, a hopeful future, and love he never thought possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 160,580 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 3,613 - Updated: 10/10/2021 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Backstabbing Friend by VonPelt reviews
Harry returned to Hogwarts after the War, but not everything has changed for the better. Crack, poking fun at pureblood culture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 137 - Published: 9/26/2021 - [Tracey D., Harry P.] Daphne G. - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,393 - Reviews: 4066 - Favs: 10,258 - Follows: 7,742 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
zArkham and His Pernicious Story Bunnies by zArkham reviews
A collection of drabbles, test-of-concept chapters, and initital chapters of story bunnies I may write someday. Either that or I've written them down to get them out of my head so I can focus on my current stories. Many are cross-overs. Note: This is listed as Harry Potter Characters but that's not always the case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,688 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/23/2021 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Harry P.
The Unwanted Fiance by Luan Mao reviews
You've seen the stories where two strangers are forced together by a marriage contract. They resist it and resent it but eventually fall deeply in love. This isn't that story. NB: Each chapter has been revised; see inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,067 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/25/2021 - Published: 7/26/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
Blindsided by MBurris reviews
You don't have to be pleasant to do good things. And sometimes it's the littlest things that spark a massive change. And when someone's been blindsided, they think it's unfair. But just because they didn't see it coming, and can't tell where it's going, is it really something that's ... bad? Rating to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,595 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/21/2021 - Published: 12/18/2019 - Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Goes on Holiday by kb0 reviews
After Sirius is killed, Harry doesn't want to go to the Dursleys again. The Grangers notice something is off with him so they offer Harry the chance to go home with them and then on holiday where something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,281 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 4/12/2021 - Published: 4/9/2021 - [Harry P., OC] Hermione G. - Complete
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
When the dementor attack presents Harry with an opportunity to begin to fight back he gladly sets himself on the path to have a hand in his future. But as time goes on, it's clear that not all is the same as it once was. Why has his scar stopped hurting? What are these seemingly random objects he's drawn to? How deep does the connection between him and Voldemort truly run? Post GoF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 427,323 - Reviews: 5767 - Favs: 15,753 - Follows: 14,943 - Updated: 2/21/2021 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 89 - Words: 181,132 - Reviews: 4472 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 2/13/2021 - Published: 2/13/2008
Lord Voldemort had Never Heard Such Bullshit by shaqb4 reviews
A series of one-shots of various scenes throughout the series, told from Voldemort's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/6/2021 - Published: 5/24/2020 - Lucius M., Voldemort
Zero sum luck by PardotKynes reviews
AU. A chance remark by the potions professor that the Liquid Luck potion doesn't generate luck, but balances concentrated luck for the one taking the potion with diffuse bad luck for everybody else sets Hermione on a frantic project to create a potion that balances the concentrated luck with concentrated bad luck for Voldemort and co..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/4/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Unspeakable by kb0 reviews
The head of the Unspeakables makes Harry an offer to train and help him after Sirius is killed. He finds life isn't quite like he thought it would be. [Harry/Tracey] [Omake: Harry/Ginny]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 147,966 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 12/3/2020 - Published: 10/6/2020 - Harry P., Ginny W., Tracey D. - Complete
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,506 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 1/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Virginia is for Lovers by Lady FoxFire reviews
You find yourself in an unwanted marriage contract. Your death is not an option, your future spouse and in-laws' deaths might be an option. That is until Neville shows you how to escape and perhaps a way to deal with a Dark Lord who just doesn't want to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,946 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/14/2020 - Published: 6/12/2020 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Knit One, Purl One by Gaia caecilia reviews
AKA: The Grannies strike back. Hermione joins the Knitting Guild of the Wizarding World and discovers that there are those out there more powerful than Voldemort, Dumbledore or the Ministry. This is a short, silly story of how the ancient matriarchs of the Wizarding world take on Voldemort and win, then reform the world in their image, that is to say, far better mannered of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 130 - Published: 6/8/2020 - Complete
O' Brave New World by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Daphne's Letter from the Future by TomHRichardson reviews
Two days after returning home from fifth-year classes and O.W.L. exams, Daphne Greengrass finds on her pillow, a letter from her much-older self. Included in this letter is a Muggle envelope addressed to Harry Potter from his much-older self. This is an alt-universe GreenPot Harmony (H/Hr and HP/DG) story that bashes Albus Dumbledore and Ron Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,180 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 4,953 - Follows: 3,598 - Updated: 3/26/2020 - Published: 12/3/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Albus D. - Complete
The Boneyard by Clell65619 reviews
The resting place of stories that started out strong before the muse that was driving them took off for parts unknown. All of these are up for adoption, if they appeal to you, and you think you can make them work, have at it. Let me know when you publish, so I can see how they look when they grow up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,274 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 3/18/2020 - Published: 11/30/2015
Hermione's choice by keitaya reviews
What if Hermione told the truth about why she was atacked in first year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,641 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 5,815 - Follows: 5,648 - Updated: 12/23/2019 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Contracts Gone Wild by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Abuse of magical contracts for fun and profit. [Oneshot. Crack.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Albus D., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Dan Granger by old-crow reviews
Things didn't entirely get swept aside after the conclusion of the TWT. Dumbledore doesn't get his way. Riddle or Fudge won't either. Some OCs have large roles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 128,708 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Hermione G., Susan B., Amelia B., Mr. Granger - Complete
Benefits of old laws by ulktante reviews
Parts of souls do not go on alone. When Voldemort returns to a body he is much more sane than before and realizes that he cannot go on as he started. Finding some old laws he sets out to reach his goals in another way. Harry will find his world turned upside down once more and we will see how people react when the evil is not acting how they think it should.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 109 - Words: 878,803 - Reviews: 6707 - Favs: 7,656 - Follows: 6,923 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 11,296 - Follows: 9,652 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Atonement by old-crow reviews
Harry received some useful advice before the third task. The butterfly effect will be going full-speed. Not everyone is happy with the changes. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,355 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 7/28/2019 - Complete
The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 8/25/2019 - Published: 2/13/2011
The Spider and the Fly by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Harry has faced down dementors, Death Eaters, and Dark Lords. None of it has prepared him for Phaedra Zabini. Smut Warning: Not for younger audiences. A bit sinister with some mild dubcon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,866 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 8/16/2019 - Published: 9/6/2018 - Harry P., Mrs. Zabini - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 436 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Archeologist by Racke reviews
After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,563 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 6,514 - Follows: 3,799 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Clarke's Law by senawario reviews
No summary, except a sheepish, "Sorry, couldn't resist!" Oh, and also, "Sorry it's so short!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 146 - Published: 7/3/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dragon Chronicles 1: Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,377 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 8,864 - Follows: 6,501 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Family - It's in the Blood by mjimeyg reviews
Somebody decides to teach Harry about the importance of blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,992 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 1,283 - Published: 5/21/2019 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
EPrime: The Redemption of Ron Weasley by MBurris reviews
Ron Weasley never openly uses his strengths against the enemy ... but Harry and Hermione DO experience a curious amount of odd events and coincidences in their fight against Tom Riddle. And there's the odd choice of Hermione to marry Ron Weasley. Are they related? This is an altered version of my previous story of the same name - details of the changes are in chapter 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2019 - Published: 11/13/2018 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Powerful Magical Artifact by kathryn518 reviews
The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 5,979 - Follows: 6,814 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Grave Misunderstanding by McWhite reviews
Hermione and Harry have a bit of a misunderstanding about each other's thoughts about harems. Luckily, they might just be able to clear things up before it is too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 8/23/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Honor To Serve by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A continuation of the world of Honor a Hufflepuff. Harry Potter takes up his seat in the Wizengamot before his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,761 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 1/5/2019 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Shrek and the Side Job by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Professor Quirrell needs to find a Troll for that third floor corridor the Headmaster is setting up. Unfortunately, he's running out of time. No one will notice if he uses an Ogre instead, right?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/28/2018 - Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell, Shrek - Complete
Accidentally Married by VonPelt reviews
When her father wanted to sell Pansy off like cattle, she decided to take matters in her own hands. With unexpected results. A second Chapter will be added eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 753 - Published: 11/2/2018 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore's Midnight Malfoy Meeting by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a late-night conversation with Lucius Malfoy, and it is not pleasant for Lucius. ONE SHOT. Hints at Badass Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 240 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
The Nargles are flying low today by McWhite reviews
In which Harry learns to value Nargles, their flying habits and especially how important it is to be properly protected from Wrackspurt infestations. It is very, very important.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 323 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
The Dark Lady Tonks by ReluctantSidekick reviews
ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 738 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 8,312 - Follows: 5,111 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
The Perks by Free Drinks reviews
Turning to look at him, she gave him an odd look. "You do understand Privilege, Right?". Harry's world is turned upside down as a blond haired Slytherin barges into his life to show him all he could, and should, be taking advantage of. M for Caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,289 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 3,507 - Follows: 4,517 - Updated: 5/28/2018 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Mentordora Tonks by jlluh reviews
Seeing as he's her closest living relative who isn't her mother, a Malfoy, or a prisoner of Azkaban, seventh-year student Nymphadora Tonks takes first-year student Harry Potter under her wing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,398 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 4/19/2018 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Andromeda T.
Revelations by Elsbeth Ravensblood reviews
Hermione is kidnapped and has a long talk with her captor. What is surprising is why she was kidnapped and things she learns about herself and Harry that could send canon off into AU territory. One shot. Rating just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 181 - Published: 4/11/2018 - Complete
We Ditched the Graveyard Early: Chapter 1 by jlluh reviews
Creeped out by all the tombstones, Harry and Cedric leave the graveyard almost as soon as they arrive. As result, much is different. Not sure of pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,000 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Cedric D.
Definitely not a wallflower by senawario reviews
One responsible adult finds his sister's possession of a diary that writes back, to be odd. With the help of his mentor (an elderly American wizard called Henry Walton, who was only 17 years younger than Dumbledore), he unravels enough of the mystery to get his employers interested. (Rated M for... well you'll see)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/19/2018 - Bill W. - Complete
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 566 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Warts and all by slytherinsal reviews
In which a smart!Vernon figures out that he and Petunia are being manipulated to resent Harry, and decide to do all they can to teach him everything they can about the wizarding world. Petunia enlists Lily's old friend, Severus Snape, and when the Marauders come on board they love the biggest prank on Dumbledore ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 566 - Published: 1/3/2018 - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4553 - Favs: 11,585 - Follows: 12,291 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Lowering the Veil by Bakuraptor reviews
When Ron's called out, for the fourth time that month, to investigate a potential breach of the Statute, he's expecting a wizard on the lash, perhaps, or an enchantment gone awry. What he ends up encountering is rather less benign.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2621 - Favs: 9,850 - Follows: 4,940 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
WRONG CHAMPION by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/Crack/ A fourth Champion is chosen by the Goblet of Fire. It is not whom Barty Crouch Jr. was expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 203 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Severus S. - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 16,127 - Follows: 15,526 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
The Legacy Preservation Act by James Spookie reviews
Last Heirs of noble bloodlines are forced to marry in order to prevent wizards from becoming extinct thanks to a new law passed by the Ministry in order to distract the public from listening to Dumbledore's warnings of Voldemort's return. Rated M, so once again if you are easily offended, just don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 302,933 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 11,832 - Follows: 9,923 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Tracey D.] - Complete
shattered dreams and broken pathways by The Feisty Rogue reviews
The smoke cleared, and a creature began rising from the cauldron, bones growing and skin stretching in a grotesque manner. Harry had hoped, begged, prayed for it to die, but instead it had thrived. A SaneVoldemort!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 386,442 - Reviews: 3314 - Favs: 7,160 - Follows: 7,764 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 12,380 - Follows: 14,468 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 7,226 - Follows: 8,742 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
What If by Fyreheart reviews
This is a series of one-shot stories and miscellaneous scenes about what if Harry had responded differently to key events in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,732 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 3,367 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Harry P.
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,140 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Divided and Entwined by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 643,288 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Massacre in the Dungeons by marylou reviews
Albus Dumbledore's actions set off a chain reaction that affects the entire wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,097 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
The Heinz Dillema by mugglesftw reviews
What is morality? To whom do we owe aide? How much is a human life worth? What is the price of doing the right thing? These are not easy questions, and they have no easy answers. When confronted with a moral dilemma that has no good solution, what is Ron Weasley to do? He must not only decide what is morally correct, but also what is best for himself and his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,430 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 8,986 - Follows: 5,173 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6472 - Favs: 22,363 - Follows: 25,206 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Why Shouldn't You Get Fired, Again? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry's dead, and his Death will get fired if Harry doesn't go back. Well... hmm. Let's think about this... /oneshot, mild angst, minor Dumbledore-bashing and Weasley-bashing; riff on Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 234 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Complete
Snapped by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 4,938 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Picnic Panic by LeQuin reviews
Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 6,152 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Mr. Granger - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 7008 - Favs: 22,951 - Follows: 16,842 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Vernon & Petunia Dursley v Harry Potter by joemjackson reviews
The Dursleys take their "you were nothing but a burden" argument to the courts. Who does the Hero of the Wizarding World turn to? The man who started his legal career with a report on the proper thickness of potions cauldrons. This is a serious attempt at the oft-humorous plot. SBPOA Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,650 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Harry P., Percy W., Marcus F., Vernon D. - Complete
Hedwig's Great Adventure by Stellata reviews
First he learns there's a world of magic, then he meets a time traveling owl? Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any stranger... AU Hogwarts years, stars Hedwig, Harry, Hermione, Remus, Sirius, Neville, Padma, Terry, Susan, Hannah, Ron and Blaise. *Re-edit in progress*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,861 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7332 - Favs: 16,740 - Follows: 12,409 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Sophistry and Dialectic by MBurris reviews
Harry gets smart and takes on the true Dark Lord in his life. And if he does it right, all he needs are words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rise of the Dark Lady Hermione (adopted) by dunuelos reviews
This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Hermione G., Susan B., Mr. Granger - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 9029 - Favs: 17,044 - Follows: 19,752 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Redirection by White Angel of Auralon reviews
After a prank gone too far, Sirius Black realises that things have to change. He never wanted to follow the path of his parents and the realisation that, in certain ways, he was like them wasn't good. His life from there on took another direction. One person certainly found this new Black heir very interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Harry Potter Rants by tkepner reviews
Observations about the Harry Potter Universe and ; i.e., Marriage Contracts, Lordships, Copyright, the billionaire Harry, and so forth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,772 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016
Lone Traveler: The Greatest Minister in History by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,617 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 4,379 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Harry P., Amelia B., Augusta L., C. Fudge - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,464 - Reviews: 2606 - Favs: 5,841 - Follows: 3,779 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
History Lessons by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have been...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,306 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dudley D. - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 12464 - Favs: 23,072 - Follows: 15,049 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 8,130 - Follows: 5,682 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Cousin Harry by nicnac918 reviews
She had been dating Dudley Dursley for almost six months when the topic of Cousin Harry came up the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 570 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Plot Bunnie's Warren by Ravenwood240 reviews
A twisting maze, trapping all the one shot plot bunnies that attack me. Ratings and Genres will change with each chapter. Now, if only I knew how to trap Writer's block
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 9/17/2015
Fear of the Name by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
It has been six years since Lord Voldemort attempted to steal the Philosopher's Stone and was reduced to a weakened spirit (again). Now he's back and ready to begin again. The problem is, nobody remembers him. [AU] [no pairing] [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Walden M. - Complete
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,578 - Reviews: 4399 - Favs: 12,158 - Follows: 13,948 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,963 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,447 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
Dancing in the Green by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Harry gets an unexpected date to the Yule Ball during the Tournament. Or rather, he gets ordered to be a girls escort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,786 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 3,841 - Follows: 1,611 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 13,197 - Follows: 14,802 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Renegade by 1991Kira reviews
They expected him to be a paragon of virtue, a champion of the Light, the personification of all that is good and noble in their world...they were wrong. Explore the legend of a darker Harry Potter, seen from the eyes of friend and foe alike. Multiple POVs. Non-linear narrative. Rated M for violence. (DISCONTINUED)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,530 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Becca Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 5,120 - Follows: 6,586 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Chess Set by McWhite reviews
Harry and Hermione want to give Ron a self-enchanted chess set for his fifteenth birthday. But it is more complicated than it first seems, and they need some help. Who do they ask? And what comes of that new acquaintance years later? A Two-Shot to answer the Embrace Your Majors challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Harry P., Astoria G. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 6,719 - Follows: 2,146 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Plot Bunny Storage by Laume reviews
Basically a place to store the short little plot bunnies that hop into my mind, especially late at night. Placing them here will hopefully keep them contained
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,588 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/17/2007
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 7,552 - Follows: 4,872 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 5,142 - Follows: 3,826 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 3,819 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
A Bad Death Eater Gone Good by Kneazle reviews
AU, time travel. Voldemort won and Harry lost. Life under Lord Voldemort's rule isn't what the Purebloods thought it would be... so a half-baked plot to twist time to save their sorry hides is concocted. But will it work? [WIP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4747 - Favs: 11,642 - Follows: 8,101 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 8,646 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Lone Traveler: The Slytherin Chronicles by dunuelos reviews
Severus Snape is confronted by the Lone Traveler on the Eve of his ascention to Slytherin Head of House. The visiting Harry teaches him to change the course of Slytherin and all of the Magical world. All he has to do is get them to open their eyes. The major portion is almost exclusively in the viewpoint of Severus Snape. Now with Lucius Malfoy thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,060 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4939 - Favs: 8,686 - Follows: 9,147 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
The Darkest Art by FluffyGonzalez reviews
Things are looking bad for the Death Eaters when Hermione immerses herself in dark forces which mankind was never meant to know—like compound interest and quarterly tax returns. Mainly Goblet of Fire. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 11,845 - Follows: 4,701 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Gamer Wizard by CasualGamer reviews
A unique ability gives Harry the chance to encounter magic earlier and changes the way Harry experiences the magic world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,385 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 3,498 - Follows: 4,049 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Harry P.
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Harry's Golden Nuggets by Snaggledog reviews
Harry takes charge of his fate and the war. He manipulates the wizarding world with revolts, scams and his own vast wealth, but even the best laid plans go awry. His mistake costs him more than he bargains for. Regardless, he is committed to making his crazy plan work. Begins after GoF - Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,742 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
I'm His Favorite! Me! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 983 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29968 - Favs: 33,989 - Follows: 20,736 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Riddled Universe by hazeldragon reviews
Being the recipient of the Order of Merlin and also having his picture on the Chocolate Frog Cards was not a big feat for Healer Tom Riddle. As Head Healer at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, nothing much surprised him. Little did he know, his life was about to be turned upside down by the arrival of a bespectacled boy with messy hair through the Veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,269 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 12,059 - Follows: 3,675 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10791 - Favs: 29,046 - Follows: 16,275 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Agent Potter by White Angel of Auralon reviews
HP / James Bond x-over - Harry uses the first chance he gets to escape his horrible life at Privet Drive when he is offered a very special job by a man that is thought to be imprisoned in the infamous prison of Azkaban. Learning more about the magical and the muggle world Harry Potter starts his way in the service of her Majesty. Look out 007, now comes Harry Potter. Later lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,072 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 4,971 - Follows: 3,816 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Revolution by Shadrac reviews
Harry makes a gruesome discovery that leads to realization that his whole life has been a lie. He comes up with a plan to fix everything and goes back to where it all began and meets his eleven yr old self at the Leaky Cauldron. Will bash almost everyone. Chapter 5 rewrite now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,325 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 3,819 - Follows: 5,329 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 2/10/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Garden by rumblestiltsken reviews
Harry has a power the Dark Lord knows not, and this time it is weaponisable. Who needs the power of love? A Comedy!Punshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Grangers take on the world by mlieu2010 reviews
Harry and Hermione send their memories back to their younger selves to change the magical world for the better. Using economics and political power to achieve their goal. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing. HHR AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 223,545 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 3,719 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 7,377 - Follows: 7,756 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Matter of House by Emerald Ashes reviews
In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Discworld by JK Pratchett reviews
After surviving the Killing Curse, Harry Potter attracts Death's curiosity. As a result, the barriers separating the Roundworld and the Discworld begin to break down, leading to more danger than Harry could ever have imagined...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,794 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 9,346 - Follows: 2,947 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A True Slytherin by Savile reviews
There's not a single witch or wizard who went bad that wasn't in Slytherin… well at least according to Hagrid. A chance meeting with Professor Slughorn changes Harry's outlook just in time for the sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,779 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Harry P.
H J Potter by S.M wane reviews
Who would expect that sharing a simple kiss with his best friend was all it needed to begin a journey far beyond his greatest imagination? Soul-bond fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 563,028 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 10,263 - Follows: 6,476 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 4,798 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 4,543 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Fate Worse than Death by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 431 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Reluctant Lord by SmallBurnyThing reviews
Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,951 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 9,502 - Follows: 2,977 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 255 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 4,558 - Follows: 4,952 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A crazy idea that might just work by IveGotNoIdea reviews
At the begging of the hunt for horcruxes Harry came up with a crazy idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 6,016 - Follows: 1,953 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,092 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Not ANOTHER Time Travel Fic? by The Dutchman reviews
A 173 old Harry Potter travels back in time to hopefully undo the mistakes of the past. Will contain Weasley bashing and a manipulative, but not evil Dumbledore. This is AU, but will follow canon, somewhat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,512 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 5,815 - Follows: 6,065 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Time to Learn by loralee1 reviews
Sequel to Time to Live, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year detirmed to enjoy the rest of his schooling without the threat of Voldemort. If only it were that simple. AU, Post OotP, No HBP,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 3,712 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P.
If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd've Baked a Cake by Pitry reviews
It was funny to call it normal, but life can be funny sometimes: that was what Lavender had said, and Dudley, who knew he wasn't very clever, was bound to agree with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Dudley D., Lavender B. - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5994 - Favs: 8,497 - Follows: 8,880 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3875 - Favs: 11,022 - Follows: 7,437 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 11,531 - Follows: 5,485 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4640 - Favs: 10,775 - Follows: 4,733 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 3097 - Favs: 4,032 - Follows: 2,412 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Disorganised Crime by Pitry reviews
In Muggle London, heroes end up in jail.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by gredandforgerock reviews
How do you heal them faster? Get sent back in time and correct things. Some chars are OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,798 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The golden trio by The elusive shadow reviews
Harry Potter has finally defeated Voldemort. But there is nothing left in this world except for painful memories. So he and his lovers, Ron and Hermione decides to leave. But the new dimension they enter is not what they imagined. Threesome. UP FOR ADOPTION, SEE PROFILE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 186,708 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Debts to Destiny by Mountain907 reviews
Sequel to The Cursed Summer- a MUST READ- Starts off after returned home from his summer adventure to find he was a ward to Mr. Weasley. He tries to forge his own path but with an over protective Headmaster, and headstrong betrothed, can he do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 4,325 - Follows: 5,766 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 9,064 - Follows: 3,517 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Still Another Universe by transportation reviews
Harry has killed Voldemort, and not for the first time. Instead of enjoying his victory, he's dragged to still another universe to do it all over again. But this time, it's August of 1981. Response/sequel to Silverfawkes' Yet Another Universe challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,813 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Holmes and the Web of Conspiracy by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to The Chronicles of Harry Holmes! I hope you all like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,413 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The greatest Prank ever by Darklooshkin reviews
Why did Dumbledore have the Potter wills sealed? It's all James' fault...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 192 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 5,278 - Follows: 1,253 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Harry Potter's Army: A General's Lament by Sharptooth reviews
When Harry sees Voldemort's forces attacking the D.A. as an act of revenge for his defeat at the DoM, Harry must scramble to rescue his friends and colleagues. HP/Padma. Rating Changed to reflect changes to the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,840 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Healing Hands by Oruma Yar reviews
Harry, indignant over Remus Lupin's resignation at the end of his third year, has an epiphany-and channel his "saving-people-thing" differently. He wants to become a Healer. Ch-19 Confrontations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,786 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 3,252 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P.
The Stinging Habits of the Western Honey Bee by nicnac918 reviews
For Want of a Nail. When a honey bee decides not to sting a little boy it cascades into Severus Snape bringing Harry Potter his Hogwarts letter. From there... First in the Honey Bee 'verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,911 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 437 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 4,238 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Shards of Time: The Master of Death by Shitsumeishi reviews
Harry Potter is just an eccentric school boy with some unusual talents. Lord Peverell-Black, on the other hand, is a magically and politically powerful man with the world at his fingertips and a war at his doorstep. Time travel, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,085 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,360 - Follows: 5,063 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Souls Abound by RobSt reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 5,467 - Follows: 3,017 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 839 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4637 - Favs: 13,851 - Follows: 6,740 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and The One Last Chance by TheCrackedoutFirebird reviews
Take on Reptilia's death time travel challenge...thingy. Basis, Harry is on mark number 7 and John, his Reaper, isn't happy. It's up to him, Harry, Sam, and Cam to get this right. Hilarity ensues. Rated M for language and other stuff that'll crop up. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,640 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Kick in the arse of the Wizarding World by Alrissa reviews
Hermione life suddenly changes, courtesy of an experiment conducted by herself from an alternate, future universe. You'd think messages from the future would have more then vague hints and a headache. Or was that from fighting the troll. CH1-3 Beta-ed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,575 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hermione G.
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 6,653 - Follows: 3,176 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lunch at Maxine's by apAidan reviews
Hermione and her mother Helen are having lunch one Sunday afternoon when Helen asks a most peculiar question. Just how long has Hermione been in love with her best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Lord of the Marauders by Bluedragon312 reviews
Everyone was so busy arresting Harry after the DOM debacle, that only Remus Lupin noticed the snow white Grim come out of the Veil of Death. Sirius Black is back, and he's had enough of his godson being manipulated. HP/DG/TD pairing, plus one. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,708 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
But, It's Just a Painting! by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 126 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 7,752 - Follows: 3,909 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 4,649 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,219 - Reviews: 4838 - Favs: 15,006 - Follows: 6,245 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lies that Bind by Zephros reviews
In the midst of his sixth year, Harry rescues Daphne Greengrass from an unpleasant fate. While innocent affection grows, a shadow has been cast into the Chosen One's life that might herald him down a darker path. A path his own actions may yet create.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,867 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 5302 - Favs: 9,631 - Follows: 9,528 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,111 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 5,890 - Follows: 3,547 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5871 - Favs: 16,488 - Follows: 7,297 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 713 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 3,968 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 4942 - Favs: 15,760 - Follows: 8,189 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 5354 - Favs: 11,857 - Follows: 5,817 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 3,417 - Follows: 1,040 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry and Gabi by muggledad reviews
Does love really withstand all? Can they truly complete each other while navigating the deadly life that others build around them? Harry/Gabrielle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 151,903 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.]
Why Won't They Leave Me Alone? by potter8668 reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 4,484 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 8,750 - Follows: 3,198 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Partners by muggledad reviews
Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,103 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 8,449 - Follows: 3,963 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Susan B.] - Complete
Runic Animagi by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,554 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 8,964 - Follows: 4,172 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 4,392 - Follows: 2,971 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 4172 - Favs: 20,448 - Follows: 8,965 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter: Rise of the Technomancers by Agent Perry the Platypus reviews
He was abandoned by those he loved, ruined by corruption, and lost in what had become his life. But Hope is a strange thing. Harry's been hiding something and when it is revealed the world will quake in the pain of change. HP/FD/GD, post 5th year,non-Cano
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,456 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 4,212 - Follows: 4,062 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16795 - Favs: 30,530 - Follows: 13,256 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 1,097 - Published: 11/2/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Potter Conspiracy by darklordmike reviews
Slightly AU, post-GOF. A Harry/Parvati epic. Civil war is coming to wizarding Britain, and Harry's role will be a complicated one. Very manipulative Dumbledore, with some revisions to early canon. Harry will have a backbone in this one. Rated M. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 187,011 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P., Parvati P.
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,664 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 8,547 - Follows: 4,079 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 10,401 - Follows: 2,879 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 5082 - Favs: 15,069 - Follows: 7,240 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 3,100 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lust of Harry Potter by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 261 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 950 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 599 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 3,942 - Follows: 1,129 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp reviews
It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 121,589 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 5,914 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 346 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 382 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 713 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hermione's Plan by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hr POV. The shock of Dumbledore’s death plus some unexpected news cause Hermione to reflect on her decisions and actions of the previous year. She resolves to do what she should have done in the first place. Unabashedly HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,962 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 4,270 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 497 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
At the Hands of the Other by The-Caitiff reviews
Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 12188 - Favs: 26,781 - Follows: 10,202 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Unexpected Events by zakairen reviews
Arriving back at Privet Drive for the summer after fifth year, Harry gets some shocking news. No more Dursleys? Independant!Harry and Dumbledore bashing. AU because HBP. No spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,224 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Harry P.
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 3775 - Favs: 9,367 - Follows: 3,031 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sacrifices to Be Made by Heather Sinclair reviews
Chapters 5356 NEW and FINISHEDOn Harry's 16th birthday he makes a decision that changes his world. A friend follows close behind, 'cause nobody knows Harry like Hermione. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 106,150 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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To someone who is as fed up and bored as I am reviews
Harry gets a mysterious letter in the summer after the Ministry incident. While his new correspondend learns about muggles, Harry finds out how the magical world works.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,622 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Harry P.
No good deed goes unpunished reviews
After the death of Sirius, Harry pulls his life back together. However, a visit of his uncle's new boss shows him that no good deed goes unpunished, and suddenly defeating Voldemort seems only a minor problem. HP/GD/HG, RW/LL, NL/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,002 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P.
A dentists' visit reviews
When Draco finds out that a dentists' daughter should stay off limits...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Hermione G.