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Joined 01-18-10, id: 2221554, Profile Updated: 01-07-12
Author has written 2 stories for 39 Clues, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hello, everyone I am mainly a reader and not much of a writer so I'd suggest ignoring all my stories; my favourite stories though are the once that I think are amazing and should be read by everyone and they vary, at the moment the fanfictions I read are: buffy the vampire slayer; Numb3rs; Harry Potter; Charmed and Merlin

favourite characters:

Buffy the vampire slayer/Angel:

Willow, Oz, Wesley, Lilah, Illyria

Harry potter:

Hermione, Tom Riddle, Voldermort, independant Harry

Charmed:

Lines that Make You Smile

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

17. Wrinkled Was NOT One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!

18. Procrastinate Now!

19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21. A journey of a thousand miles must, begin with a cash advance.

22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23. He who dies with the most toys, is nonetheless DEAD.

24. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

25. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

26. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

27. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

28. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

Imagine that you enter a parlor. You come late. When you arrive, others have long preceded you, and they are engaged in a heated discussion, a discussion too heated for them to pause and tell you exactly what it is about. In fact, the discussion had already begun long before any of them got there, so that no one present is qualified to retrace for you all the steps that had gone before. You listen for a while, until you decide that you have caught the tenor of the argument; then you put in your oar. Someone answers; you answer him; another comes to your defense; another aligns himself against you, to either the embarrassment or gratification of your opponent, depending upon the quality of your ally’s assistance. However, the discussion is interminable. The hour grows late, you must depart. And you depart, with the discussion still vigorously in progress. The Philosophy of Literary Form: Studies in Symbolic Action

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The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 451,060 - Reviews: 2680 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 2,464 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector
The Warlock's Quickening by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Merlin might have come to Camelot to master his magic, not to end the Purge, but he's not going to sit idly by while his kin suffer. Oh no. Whether it's releasing a chained dragon, smuggling sorcerers out of the city, or trying to change Arthur's mind, he's fighting back. Now. Series rewrite beginning after 1X02 featuring Proactive!Merlin. AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,376 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 6/5/2014
What Should Have Been by Catherine or Cate reviews
Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy - it's going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. So much better me thinks. Alternate Universe. HPDG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,269 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Hermione Granger and the Prince of Serpents by CreatorZorah reviews
At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 77,496 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 3,001 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Knights of Scooby by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A passing mage, friend of the Rosenberg clan, stops by to check in on Willow as she graduates Junior High. Horrified, he attempts to leave her a protector by buffing up her best friend.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,379 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Xander H., Willow R.
Stargat3 Univ3rs3 by ThetaWolfe reviews
The first three times Dr. Rush approached Charlie about the opportunity of a lifetime, Charlie kicked him out. The fourth time, they went through his student. It worked. Rating bumped to M for swearing and future M scenes. Slash and Het ahoy: Charlie x Greer, Matt x Chloe, Young x Rush, Eli x ?
Crossover - Numb3rs & Stargate: Universe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 140,413 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Charlie E., Sgt. R. Greer
A Normal Life by Unknownmusic reviews
Before moving to Stokely, before discovering his true power, before things had just gone down the drain, Vladimir "Vlad" Dracula, son of the infamous Count Dracula, was invited to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry upon his eleventh birthday. In a world where wizards, vampires, and other magical creatures live, Vlad must find his place among them all. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 150,717 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Vladimir D.
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,720 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 4,805 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 4992 - Favs: 4,407 - Follows: 4,988 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Done a Runner by fantasyra reviews
A secret romance, a bothersome Headmaster, and angry Parents. What are two teens madly in love going to do when push comes to shove and everyone in the world is trying to keep them apart? Expect Bashing, Explicit content, and a wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,985 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 3,090 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Off on a Tangent: An 'It's all in the Details' Side Story by Colleen reviews
If you ever wondered, what Loki/Gabriel did in It's All in the Details to make Castiel's safe house cabin in Colorado not so safe, well, here it is. Messing with the neighbours doesn't turn out so well, especially when they're named Jack O'Neill. Of course, the same could be said for the reverse.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Complete
Sending Messages by Witchy Willow 2.0 reviews
Monroe gets used as a message board once more. Except this time Nick isn't going to take things lightly.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Monroe, Nick B. - Complete
Mars: An Elseworlds Story by Sibaas reviews
After 'that night' young Bruce is teleported to Mars. There, he meets J'onn, Jor-El, and discovers just how difficult life is for a human 10,000 years in the past.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,444 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bruce W./Batman
DADA boycott by Midnighter 13 reviews
Hermione comes up with a plan to get Umbridge out of the castle, a full scale class boycott, the results are... unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
X Marks the Man by Kitty O reviews
20 years ago, the Purge led to a revolt which dethroned Uther Pendragon. Now, in a world where magic is the norm and being Mundane is illegal, outlawed Uther and his son Arthur Pendragon are determined to make some headway in Camelot for their people, even if reaching that goal involves espionage and assassination. It's a shame their intended victim is so nice. Reverse!AU, no slash
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,350 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Dark Coffee by Lucinda reviews
Sequel to Coffee & Thoughts. How will Angelus handle Willow? AU during season 2.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,997 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Angel, Willow R.
Belief by ProtectorKorii reviews
When an eight year old Robin finds out that Santa isn't real it's up to Batman, his friends, and the Justice League to restore the little bird's faith in Christmas. Final Chapter is Up!
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,012 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Unexpected by legendarytobes reviews
Kara neglected to tell Clark a little something about Kryptonian biology and it results in Lana leaving him with child. It's about how Clana dissolves and Chlark bond over the child. Set in season seven post "Hero."
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 272,054 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S. - Complete
Kick in the arse of the Wizarding World by Alrissa reviews
Hermione life suddenly changes, courtesy of an experiment conducted by herself from an alternate, future universe. You'd think messages from the future would have more then vague hints and a headache. Or was that from fighting the troll. CH1-3 Beta-ed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,575 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hermione G.
A Call Away by Jess S1 reviews
Buffy and Charlie get used to living apart again, but still working together and helping each other as their bond continues to grow. Sequel to 'First Meeting' - Part 2 in M&M.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 270,419 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Buffy S., Charlie E. - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Pausing to Smell the Roses by MarbleGlove reviews
A single scene: Fifty years later there's a prison, a guard, and roses. Susan has no regrets. updated 4/9/11
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Apprentice by Nerys reviews
When Hermione receives a scroll with classified information, she makes the monumental error of accepting Albus Dumbledore's offer. HG-LV; dark fic; starts at the end of OOTP; spoilers all HP books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,293 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Anomaly by Hiasobi reviews
Military!Charlie. Half a lifetime ago Charlie left for a training camp that changed his life. Now Charlie has secrets and they're coming back to haunt Don.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,844 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Charlie E., Don E.
Compelled to Play for High Stakes by Hotpoint reviews
Fifth story in the Compelled Series: Escalating threats and internal strife threaten the lives and unity of the slayers - AU Series - Chapter 16 Posted
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,006 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008
War and Peace In Mind by Jeune Chat reviews
Warren Peace had a hard road to get where he was, and dealing with the future is bound to be no easier. With friends at his side, can he learn of his shaded past and find a heroic future? T rating for language and violence.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 350,246 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Warren P. - Complete
String Theory by princesswingnut reviews
In the year 2010, Peter and Hiro discover that they need to change all 26 alternate universes to change the past. Other timelines include: Claire raised by Niki, Shanti Suresh as the world's most powerful special, a universe with a cure, etc. CH 50 UP!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,717 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/24/2007
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2165 - Favs: 4,377 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Dynasty by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Coauthor: Rebecca Thomson. Abandoned on the first Death Star, Luke's true identity is revealed and Vader takes him to Coruscant. There he learns about the Empire and the Dark Side even as he hears his best friend has joined the Alliance.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 332,375 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Warning: The Pool is Contaminated by Alba Aulbath reviews
The Question, after tracking down loose ends, finds out the fate of Blue Beetle. Suffice to say, he's not very pleased.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,286 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005
Runaway by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Coauthored by Rebecca Thomson. What if Luke had runaway from Tatooine and joined the Imperial Academy and Vader found him there?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 49,406 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/7/2001 - Published: 7/23/2000 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
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Demigod vs Wizards reviews
What would happen if the ministry of magic found out about demigods, and decided they should hold a challenge to see who was more powerfull demigods or wizards. Chapter two is now up!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Harry P., Nico A.
Amy goes bad reviews
I've seen loads of fanfics where Ian turns good, In this Amy turns bad!1 bye the way this is my first fanfic so please help, and I have no idea what the ratings mean please help!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010
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