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Joined 01-18-10, id: 2221701, Profile Updated: 04-15-15
Author has written 8 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, and Twilight.

Updated April 15, 2015

Hello to anyone curious enough to check out my long defunct profile page.

I haven't been writing here for a long while, simply because life has really gotten in the way over the past several years. The last story I posted was Finding Home, a Twilight-based story that became somewhat prophetic in that shortly after posting it, I too found out that I had (kidney) cancer. Between dealing with the health issues related to that, along with my husbands completely unexpected diagnosis of type 2 diabetes (he has never been overweight or showed any other signs that had ever made a doctor test him for it) due to him losing a good portion of his sight, then finding out that we were going to be relocated to Mississippi, writing has taken a back seat in my life. I have continued to read and review, but the longer I sit here and read, the more I find myself longing to write again. I plan to begin slowly by going back over some of my previously posted stories and reediting them, or if needed, rewriting them. Then maybe my elusive muse will once again grace me with her presence and I'll have a new story idea to offer anyone who would be interested in reading my ramblings.

Thanks for the look-see, I hope you enjoy(ed) any stories of mine you read.

Sassy

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My Devil by ExquisiteEdward reviews
Bella has a less than stellar love life, that is, until a new neighbor moves in next door. How long will it take her to get over her hatred of the cocky, self-absorbed pervert? All humor, no angst. AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,348 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 2,604 - Follows: 2,368 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21520 - Favs: 12,037 - Follows: 8,007 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 192,504 - Reviews: 4026 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Charlie's Voice by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
Summary: Edward Cullen moves home after the mother of his son leaves them. Meeting Dr. Swan is a bit of a shock, because she's not who he was expecting. Edward learns from the new doctor and she enlists his help in starting an informational blog. Charlie's Voice and little Charlie himself bring these two closer than either of them bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,289 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 545 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Bella, Edward
Out of EDEN (full series including original Isle of Dreams) by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Life for Edward Cullen should have been a virtual garden of Eden given his gifts, but even in Paradise, something evil was always lurking and watching, waiting to strike. WARNING! Parts of this story are not for the faint of heart. Rate M for violence and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 88 - Words: 334,988 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13433 - Favs: 7,796 - Follows: 4,747 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Through The Window by deadnow reviews
If I imprinting was less about finding that perfect some one, and more about finding that some one who makes you perfect, you never know where you might find it. Love might bring out the best in us, but first it brings out the worst. (reposting, see AN for details) SamxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 144,130 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Jewel in the Crown by Helena Mira reviews
A/U: What if Edward accepted Aro's offer to join the Volturi when he goes to them asking to be killed? What does this mean for Bella and the other Cullens? What does this mean for the Volturi? Try not to be intimidated by the length. I have done my best to keep the action moving!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 127 - Words: 438,223 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Aro, Bella, Carlisle, Edward - Complete
I See Dead People by bloodyblond reviews
Bella Swan comes to Forks with something a little... extra. What will she do when she realizes that it's not just a group of ridiculously attractive teenagers she's going to High School with, but ones that have a little something 'extra' too? Her life has already changed once, is she ready for three of them to change it again? And are they ready for her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 148,594 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Investing in Love by AngelSandusky reviews
What happens when multi-billionaire, SpyTech CEO Edward Cullen meets waitress and modern dancer Bella Swan? When Edward proposes an unconventional business deal to Bella, will it lead to an investment of the heart, or will someone from Bella's past cause a meteor shower of complications? Will the planets ever align for these two? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 129,766 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Business Guy by gjficfan reviews
Bella Swan surprises herself by loving her new job at a small technology firm, especially when she makes an ally in the New Business Director, Emmett McCarty. Will they succeed in keeping their burgeoning friendship on a strictly professional level? Rated M for language and situations. Non-canon pairing: B/Em. AH, AU, OOC. BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 333,975 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20341 - Favs: 13,598 - Follows: 5,568 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Reel Life by SpecialK199 reviews
Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,874 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Winds of Change by alyanne1375 reviews
This is an entry for the IWTS contest. Sookie has been struggling to make ends meet when Gran comes up with an idea that could change everything. AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,521 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Eric, Sookie
All In by kjwrit reviews
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 501,805 - Reviews: 9381 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Tales of the Dead by kjwrit reviews
Eric is a forensic pathologist in the Shreveport Coroner's Office. Can he convince Shreveport's newest detective, Sookie Stackhouse, that he has more to offer on her unsolved cases than just his medical expertise? AH/AU All Eric POV. Now complete.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,344 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Growing up by BetterinTexas reviews
Peter has one thing on his mind. Revenge against the vampire who killed his family and turned him . Prepared to finish what he started when he saved a newborn girl from death during the Southern Wars, he unexpectedly finds his Mate about to be killed by a nomad in a ballet studio. A naive girl who has a lot of growing up to do.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,025 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Fated to Broken Love by KaiaLuna reviews
A second chance to change destiny and right the path of fate. Bella is certain where the path will lead, to happily ever after with Edward and the Cullens, but when it doesn't... can it be that all she feels is happiness and love? Will she get the happily ever after she never expected or does fate and the cruel destiny of life have more in store for her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,203 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Indecent Proposal by pattyrose reviews
Edward's heart was broken by the girl he's loved for almost a decade. Drifter Bella wanders into Forks aimlessly one hot summer day. When their paths cross, he proposes a scheme to get them both their deepest desires. But things aren't always as they seem & Fate can have other plans. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,197 - Reviews: 7338 - Favs: 4,556 - Follows: 2,873 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
DayWOman by Alskl1ng reviews
Eric's latest dayman wasn't up to snuff, so he put out a call for a new one. Little does he know his next dayman may not even be a man at all. Enter Sookie, who at the age 14 is enrolled in a supernatural school run by Mr. C. There she developed her telepathy and honed her skills to enmesh herself in the supernatural world. Her DAYS will never be the same. E/S. Multiple-POV. AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 321,181 - Reviews: 2655 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Heavy in Your Arms by sadtomato reviews
Bella dated Edward in High School and he left her feeling worthless. A year later, she runs into Emmett at a party- and learns the truth behind her breakup with Edward. Can Emmett help her heal and learn to be appreciated? AH, M for Language/Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,996 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Siren Of The Twilight by ToryTigress92 reviews
Twilight, with Aro in Edward's place. After the death of his mate, Aro and some of his Guard follow the murderer to America. There, in a tiny town called Forks, he might just find his salvation, in the form of Bella Swan, a young, human girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,206 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 2/3/2010 - [Aro, Bella] Alice, Marcus - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8007 - Favs: 9,776 - Follows: 3,891 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3788 - Favs: 4,155 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Night by Zoya Zalan reviews
Edward Cullen was now my legal husband, but he wasn't the only one I'd wed today. According to coven tradition, I now had seven spouses, not one, and the Right of First Night was a privilege extended only to the coven's leader.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,321 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
One and Only by kjwrit reviews
Happy Birthday to Makesmyheadspin and Missus T! Eric is Irish. Who cares about plot? Eight chapters total. Posted daily. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,374 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Best friends share everything by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Trio: Embry/Quil/Bella. Mating season starts and Bella just happens to be in La Push. She is found by Quil and Embry who appeal to her in a way that she has barely let herself realise let alone anyone else. After a whole weekend spent together they are bound for life. Just how does the trio affect Bella's life at High School; WARNING: this is a poly story & will contain slash M/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 208,077 - Reviews: 4700 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Embry, Quil Jr. - Complete
Lessons in Forbidden Love by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,461 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 2,106 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - [Edward, Bella]
Sookehverse: Oh No! Vampire Bill! by Miral reviews
It's like the South Park skit when Kenny dies over and over only when William T. Compton dies, no one's ever sorry. Series of one-shots that can be read in any order.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,766 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bill - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4809 - Favs: 4,374 - Follows: 3,047 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bring Me to Life by My Universe reviews
What if things went a bit differently at Rhodes? What if Quinn wasn't all that he seemed to be? What if Sookie decided to take matters into her own hands with Eric? "I Write the Song" Contest 2nd place public vote and "Host's Pick."
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,446 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Choices by kitkat681 reviews
After years of being best friends, Jasper and Edward push Bella to make a choice that will change their lives forever. Smut, smut, smut with a bit of angst thrown in for flavor. Everything in here but slash. Bella/Edward/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5806 - Favs: 5,449 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Clementines by Nachos4Children reviews
Bella hasn't had much luck in the love department. Will that luck change when she goes to college and runs into the handsome Dr. Carlisle Cullen? AH/AU OOC Non-canon. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,575 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Crash Into Me by eibbil reviews
Hollywood It Girl, Bella Swan, needs a vacation. Best friend/PA Alice convinces her to spend it in her hometown, but a reckless driver changes their plans. Will Bella get the rest she needs in the care of Alice's brother..or something much better? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,710 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lies of the Soul by knicnort3 reviews
Edward and Ben grew up together, closer than best friends. They relied on each other for everything and told every secret -or did they? After a devastating secret tears them apart, years later Edward meets Bella and feels a connection to her that he only felt with one other person. What is Bella's link to Ben, and how will Edward react when he finds out? AH, AU, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,235 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take it Off by Team Jane reviews
A new shy waitress finds herself working in an upscale Strip Club Hooligans. All hell breaks loose when a certain arrogant blond is the star of the show. Will Sookie be able to resist the arrogant ass clad in fur? All Human AU NOW COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 192,789 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Five, As Agreed Upon by ficlit78 reviews
Set in You Smell Like Dinner, Sookie and Eric's little argument ends differently, with both of them coming to an agreement about Sookie getting her house back. Namely, an exchange. M, because cussin' and sexin' will occur. *WINNER* of the 2013 Fangreaders' Dr. Ludwig Award for Best Novella Fanfic.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13343 - Favs: 9,318 - Follows: 4,913 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alive After Dark by Rebelina11 reviews
A common sense tale: The Queen chose a much more ideal vampire to watch over Sookie. She sent Eric, not Bill. Sookie's view of Eric wasn't marred by what Bill did. Come see what happens when common sense prevails. Lots of fun and new stuff. Rated M!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 69 - Words: 300,297 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Prince Produce by UofMAnne reviews
What are the chances that an overheard phone conversation in the produce department could lead to something more? Emmett's about to find out. AH-My submission for the 30 Days of Em.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23058 - Favs: 14,988 - Follows: 10,761 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fangtasia Stories by Honeypop reviews
Ever wondered what happens behind closed doors at Fangtasia? This is a fun look at all the Eric and Pam moments we never got to find out about or witness in the books! Spoilers through all books, including DR.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,461 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Eric, Pam - Complete
Red by 22blue reviews
Winner in the Beyond the Pale Contest. BxE, OOC, Rated M for mature themes and explicit content. "As she walked by, he imagined traces of her lipstick left on his neck… then his stomach and..."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,465 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ask Pam: A Tried and Tested Guide by Team Jane reviews
One-Shot for the Snarky Sidekick Contest: The Vampire/Human marriage law has passed. Pam, along with her newly written book, and her internet researched teaching lessons, teaches a cooking class, offering relationship advice to the Louisiana Vampires.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Pam - Complete
The Dead Man of Shreveport by Miral reviews
What happens when a 1,000 year old Viking Vampire Sheriff and a 26 year old telepathic barmaid partner up to solve mysteries? What doesn't happen might be the better question. A supernatural romantic comedy. AU, SVM canon thru Club Dead.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,012 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Summer Fling by misticbutterfly reviews
Who knew two weeks in paradise could change their lives. See how Bella and Edward live out their summer fling. AU, ALL HUMAN, OOC And some Lemony goodness...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 196,932 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Legend of the Permaboner by Miss Construed reviews
We all know Eric can do no wrong. Neither can his permaboner. Dedicated to peppermintyrose and her love of all things permanent.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,590 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6626 - Favs: 6,056 - Follows: 3,597 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6328 - Favs: 6,320 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How Can I Help You? by sugunary reviews
After years away, Bella Swan returns to a place she thought she left behind, and someone she wasn't sure wanted to see her, ever again. A story of how your life can change when you least expect it. AH, B/E, Em/R, A/J Not a cheating fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 153,226 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 2,920 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 480 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sookehverse: The Adventures of Derek Southman by Miral reviews
Everyone's favorite fanfic writers are at it again. Now they're writing original fiction. Uh-oh. WARNING: Highly Questionable Content. I mean it. Co-authored by SassyVampMama.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,714 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Eric, Pam
Letting Go of Normal by Wylis reviews
After turning her back on everything and trying to live a 'normal' life, Sookie discovers there's no leaving the supernatural within her. Can she and Eric ever have a second chance. Post D and G
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,008 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Take This Heart by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Bella's life is a constant choice between bad and worse until she moves to Forks and meets the one man who can ease her burdens. But trust doesn't always come easily, especially when life has taught you that you're safer on your own. M for abuse and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 395,836 - Reviews: 4400 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Off the Road by IamTheAlleyCat reviews
AU/Vamp/Two shot. Taking a turn off the road could get you lost, force you to make a detour or land you in a lot of trouble. But sometimes this is where forever awaits. Bella Swan took a turn off the road and found someone she thought was a myth. Different take on vampires. Very M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
A New Chance at Love by ftwmomof3 reviews
This is pretty much a love story between Peter and Bella.Bella is off looking at colleges and fate has interceded on Bella's behalf in presenting her with her mate.Bella lives with Cullen's - Edward and they have adopted her.Bella Human,others vampire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,210 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Peter, Bella - Complete
The Heat is in the Tools by Miss Construed reviews
Susannah Stackhouse was doing well on her five year plan. Only one more goal to accomplish - marry Bill Compton. Sit back and enjoy as one Mr. Alcide Herveaux throws a kink into that plan. AU/AH no Eric . Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,928 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alcide, Sookie - Complete
Miror Quaenam Sis Tam Bella by MeraNaamJoker reviews
Paul stops Bella before she can jump off that cliff and ruin her life. Complications ensue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,545 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
A Voice In The Darkness by Nickeyd26 reviews
What if Edward did not take the dramatic route and wait till noon to step into the sun in Volterra? What if Alice and Bella were incapable of getting to him in time? What if he was not the only casualty of bad timing and misread visions?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,410 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Universal by Suki59 reviews
A human Sookie and Eric have a memorable experience at a famous amusement park in Los Angeles. What will it lead to? Written for week 11 of 2011 for the Weekly One-Shot Challenge and as a promo fic for The Home Sweet Home Contest. AH. Now multi-chapter.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,088 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Can't Stop the Waves by Miss Construed reviews
You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. Sookie Stackhouse has spent the last five years doing what everyone else wants her to do. Now it's her turn to take control and live the adventure she's always wanted. AU/AH, rated M for language.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,025 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Nomad by eibbil reviews
The Cullens are a large clan of vampires living in relative harmony with the wolf pack in the nearby Quileute reservation and the humans in the town of Forks. Until a nomad comes to town and shakes everything up. Vampires, E/B, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,329 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Place Downtown by Pbroken reviews
Bella goes clubbing every Saturday night to forget about her hot, but mean boss, the CEO of Cullen Advertising, Edward Cullen. What happens when she drunk dials her boss and what does Edward really think of Bella? Dirty Edward AU/AH Two-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,003 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 158 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Couples Therapy by evenflo78 reviews
Best friends, Eric & Sookie, have had more than their share of bad relationships. They seek the advice of a relationship counselor who gives them some advice they were never prepared for. AH Now complete.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 120,965 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Life Imitating Art by floogz reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is a successful single event planner in New York City whose life is about to get a little more complicated and a lot more interesting. AH. Rated M for later chapters
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,770 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17716 - Favs: 10,924 - Follows: 5,667 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never knew it could be like this by Beneath The Vagrant Alpha reviews
Jasper meets Bella and has an instant connection with her. He takes her to go live with him. Bella knows that she feels something for Jasper but has no idea what it is. Warning: Spanking and D/s themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 138,861 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Stop All The Clocks by drumbjo reviews
Happily Never After Contest Entry Sookie tries her best to distance herself from everyone with the secret she knows, but when author Eric Northman comes crashing into her life, can she resist any longer?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,273 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Leap of Faith by Missus T reviews
Eric and Sookie are reunited years after a devastating break-up. Eric is an active duty Marine and Sookie is still struggling to move on. Will they take a second chance at true love, or is there too much history between them? AH/AU/OOC, etc.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,419 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4717 - Favs: 5,480 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The So Unknown by Slywolf9 reviews
I didn't plan on staying with Bella long after Edward left, but suddenly the days turned into weeks, into months. It was perfection and happiness, and nothing could take it away. Then one day Edward came back. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,590 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Sookie the Vampire Slayer by Sleepy Lotus reviews
In an alternative universe in which Sookie kicks ass, she and Sheriff Northman have a history. S/E.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,438 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9769 - Favs: 5,720 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - Five years into her marriage, photojournalist Bella, is worried that she isn't enough for her bi-sexual husband. Can a meeting with a mysterious street artist allow them both to fulfill their undisclosed desires? E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Bella - Complete
Turning for Love by svmfan1 reviews
A continuation of Growing up for Love. Sookie makes the biggest decision of her life; to be Eric's eternal companion. But how does she make it and will she regret it? AU, slightly OOC. Rated 'M' for mature themes and language.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,923 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Little Plastic Castle by Lawn Girl reviews
Even the best built castles sometimes fall. In a coffee shop, in a city...two people struggle to remember how to put those pieces back together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,171 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Happened in Vegas by All About Eric reviews
Eric takes a trip to Vegas, but when Sookie follows him...love, betrayal, sacrifice, and a hint of lemon
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 131,963 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Growing up for Love by svmfan1 reviews
When Eric breaks Sookie's heart, she embarks on a personal journey filled with healing and growth. When her world falls apart years later, what will happen when she must reconnect with her long lost Viking? Post DAG, A/U
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,713 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Only You Can Save Me by kyla713 reviews
Bella's life is in shambles. Broken marriage and now a broken motorcycle as well. Until a sexy mechanic enters her life, as does his daughter. Can they be the resolutions to each other's troubled pasts? AH/written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,924 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eric Yorkie, The Van Helsing of Forks by duskwatcher2153 reviews
"My name is Eric Yorkie and I possess knowledge that will change the world as we know it: Edward Cullen is a VAMPIRE!" This is Eric's POV of the events of Book 1 and remarkably, it stays within canon. A humorous look at Twilight from the eyes of Forks' most lovable geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,433 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Eric, Rosalie - Complete
Days Like This by Soft Ragoo reviews
Bella and her newborn adjust to their life together but it seems everywhere they go, they encounter the same man with the captivating eyes and sexy smile. Edward's life lacks something he desires. Has he been handed a challenge or a reward? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,062 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Need You Now by bellasunderstudy1 reviews
Written for Cystic Fibrosis Awareness month. Bella is widowed and has a daughter living with Cystic Fibrosis. Will Edward be able to prove he can be what Bella and her daughter need? Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,561 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Song Fic: The Weight by Miral reviews
After a lifetime spent together—her lifetime, who will be there for Eric when his lover is gone? Inspired by the Band's "The Weight."
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Eric, Hunter - Complete
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8332 - Favs: 7,821 - Follows: 3,643 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Projects, Lessons & Love Songs by IAmAutumnDawn reviews
After the surprising demise of her relationship, a broken Bella relies on her friends and one night stands to make it through. But the appearance of a handsome, green-eyed stranger takes her breathe away. Can he be the keeper of her elusive "O" & more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 209,226 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17573 - Favs: 10,863 - Follows: 4,825 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14391 - Favs: 16,077 - Follows: 8,523 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lifting the veil by Mazza666 reviews
AU - One day at work Sookie begins to realise that she has special "abilities" and returns home to discover that her husband, Bill, is not what he seems. Will Eric help her, not only to deal with these revelations but in her fight for her very survival?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,653 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8900 - Favs: 7,823 - Follows: 3,971 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only For Tonight Deja Vu and Then Some by Miss Construed reviews
It's the girl in the red boots and the cowboy we can't resist revisited. See what happens if "only for tonight" turns into tomorrow and the next day too! AU/AH.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,671 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Shades of Dawn by AshleySue reviews
Eric is the lead singer of a popular band brought low by personal tragedy. Will Sookie, their newest band member, be able to help them reclaim their former glory? And if so, at what cost? AU/AH, a little OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,057 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12194 - Favs: 5,746 - Follows: 3,707 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex For Breakfast by Lubadub reviews
Sookie and Alcide have their very first sleep over as a couple and enjoy the best way to wake up in the moring. AH PWP Rated M for a Reason
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Alcide, Sookie - Complete
Please Remember Me by MommaMinion40 reviews
My first fanfic - Be Gentle - My version of "what if" Sookie brokedown in Dead as a Doornail after Eric hurt her arm when he demanded to know what happened between them while he was cursed. Lemons/Rated M for Lauguage and Sexual Content.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Beginning Is Easy, It's Continuing That's Hard by seastarr08 reviews
AH/AU - Sookie and Eric, who are from opposite side of the planet,and are both running away from something, fall in love and deal with the consequences.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,689 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Saved by crysta656 reviews
It was there where my life fell apart, where everything inside of me died. It was a simple decision really. Who would give up the opportunity to have a piece of heaven? I tried but I couldn't. I was so young, so naïve. A BellaxJasper story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,372 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The FStop by pixiegiggles reviews
Sookie is a barmaid and aspiring photographer. Her world changes when she runs into famous actor Eric Northman at the opening of her first gallery show. AH.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,237 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Runway by Suki59 reviews
Sookie is the runway booker at an L.A. modeling agency. Eric Northman is a supermodel who's about to rock her world. AH, AU, OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Northman's Off Rivington by Zigster reviews
One night while Sookie is bar hopping with some friends on the Lower East of New York City she runs into, literally, a towering mystery of a man. AU - AH. Eric/Sookie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead with the Vikings by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie wakes up in a bed a 1000 years ago without knowing how she got there. The story takes place after chapter 1 in Dead in the Family. Spoilers for all books. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,153 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Over the Hills and Far Away by greenlemons reviews
After her carefully planned European trip is ruined because her boyfriend Bill is caught cheating, Sookie embarks on her own journey and runs into a handsome, Swedish man who spontaneously decides to accompany her on the trip. Eric/Sookie. AH.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,039 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11456 - Favs: 11,545 - Follows: 5,919 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love You, But I've Chosen Darkness by greenlemons reviews
Sookie has finally settled into a relationship with Eric; but with the interruption of his maker, the King, her cousin Claude and a whole lot more, Sookie has to decide if it is all worth it in the end. *Spoilers for Dead in the Family Chapter 1
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 203,530 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11479 - Favs: 4,898 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Tense & Release by Lawn Girl reviews
Eric Northman is a stubborn, hardworking bar owner whose physician gives him an unusual prescription for a back injury: yoga. Will his new yoga instructor, Sookie Stackhouse, be just what the doctor ordered? AH/AU. Rated M for language and lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,637 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Safe Harbor by 2640487 reviews
Sookie has no memory.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,829 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Marriage to the Rescue by Happy Bells reviews
All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market by Miss Construed reviews
Sookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,309 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Hair and Makeup by Suki59 reviews
Sookie is a makeup artist on a film starring the famous Eric Northman. What starts as a normal work day turns into something much more fun. AH, AU, OOC. Nominated for two Lemon Tart Awards and a You Want Blood Award.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,455 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Such Great Heights: A Tale of Finding Forever by ALiteraryLife reviews
Takes place in NM. Edward has left Forks, Bella's future disappears & Alice sends Emmett to Forks to find Bella. An extremely co-dependent friendship develops between them, leading to romance. M for language & lemons. POVs: Primarily Bella & Emmett
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,978 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Obsession or love by Jessica Capasso reviews
In New Moon when Edward leaves Bella the rest of the family remains. Carlisle/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,838 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Dead on a Football Field by Thyra10 reviews
Eric is the star of the team, Sookie the new assistant coach. He hates her for being a woman in male football. She hates him for being lazy and cocky. Arrogant Bastard meets the Ice Queen. AH. AU. OOC. Rated M.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,458 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Slow and Steady by LilyoftheValley77 reviews
It's been five years since Edward left Bella in the forest. She has almost recovered fully from that night, but when someone re-enters her life unexpectedly, will memories come flooding back causing pain or help her move on once and for all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,817 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3482 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5963 - Favs: 10,035 - Follows: 3,312 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Queen Sookie by GaijinVamp reviews
Who would steal from a vampire Queen? And why? Queen Sookie hires a new CPA to find out.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,644 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Trip Around the Sun by Abbie1212 reviews
Bella lives in Phoenix with her mom, that is until her mom marries Phil, who Bella can't stand. Bella decides to go to Forks to live with her dad but will she find a love of her own when she gets there?Vamps AU some canon but mostly not so... no Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,628 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
A Gripping Surprise by Lacy Stewart reviews
Emmett surprises Bella. Will her life ever be the same?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,164 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Acting Out by eroticfan reviews
AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,996 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Chances by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a medical student at Stanford who is instantly attracted to her professor, Carlisle Cullen. Carlisle lives his life from day to day without really experiencing it. He is consumed by work and his love for his dead wife, Esme. Can the two work out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,445 - Reviews: 2913 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Mr Petersen vs Gracious Plenty by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie comes out from her shower to find Eric holding an item she didn t want him to find. Pure lemons. Rated M for a reason. One-shot.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Return to Me by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Based on the movie Return to Me. Bella received an organ transplant and a chance at life she never thought she'd have. Edward's world ended when his love died unexpectedly, but he's finally ready to live again when he meets a strange and amusing waitress.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,825 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3891 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 3,251 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Best Kept Secret by Irenella Courmett reviews
Emmett owns a bar and Bella is a journalist looking for the right story. Can she find it at McCarty's? Or will she find something else? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,818 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19622 - Favs: 12,550 - Follows: 5,728 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Stranded by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella gets stranded in a small town during a record storm. She meets Edward whom she is immediately attracted to and befriends, but why is it that everyone in the town seems to treat him like some sort of monster? Can she help him find peace again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,808 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 3,713 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
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Finding Home reviews
Bella moves back to Forks with her son to help her dying father, but can she do it alone? With the help of her old friends and a new man, Bella will find what she's been looking for. A/H, A/U, OOC- not Eddie friendly. Rated 'M' for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,582 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Pretty Fly for a White Guy reviews
Bill undertakes a transformation in his appearance to win Sookie back and in doing so makes himself into even more of a laughingstock than he was originally.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Bill - Complete
Somewhere In Brooklyn reviews
A young Sookie and Eric meet for the first time in a crowded subway station in NYC but are separated without exchanging names. Years later she appears on the set of his latest TV crime drama, giving Eric another chance to make his Miss Perfect a reality.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
For the Klein's Epilogue reviews
Chapter 7 written for Sxkitn's story. Just a chapter full of sexy Emmett, Bella and lots of Edward bashing. No sparkly vamps were harmed in the writting of this chapter, only Edward's human persona was trashed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Talking to the Moon reviews
H N A contest enrty: Sookie, who now unwillingly belongs to another vampire, is speaking to the only connection she still has with Eric; the moon. What happens when you have no hope left? You become a fool who sits alone talking to the moon.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sookie - Complete
The Sheriffs Plan reviews
The Sheriff of Area 5 is a man with a plan... to steal Sookie from Bill, and get Bill to help. Slightly OOC Rated M for future lemons. Caution, do not read this if you cannot handle extreme sexual situations.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,610 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Last Friday Night reviews
My contest entry for I write the songs. After her graduation from LSU, Sookie and Pam embark on a celebratory trip that eerily resembles a certain Katy Perry song or two. AH/AU, OOC Rated M for language and implied sexual situations
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Beginning of Forever reviews
Sequel to The Sheriff's Plan. Can a 1000 year old vampire change enough to woo and win the girl he loves? After Eric's plan to steal Sookie fails, he needs to prove his love to her. Slightly OOC, Rated M for Lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete