kelly21us
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 01-18-10, id: 2221772, Profile Updated: 12-27-10
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Avatar, and Criminal Minds.

Well hi there!

ok so about me:

hair:blonde

eyes:blue

School: Sophmore(so please be kind when reviewing my stories!)

family: 2 brothers and my mom

well thats about it!

I HAVE NOT ABANDONED ANY OF MY STORIES!! I JUST DO NOT HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO TYPE!

Fanfics:

My fav is MMAD, but I aslo like the ones where McGonagall adopts Harry or Hermione! I also ones starring Grace, from Avatar, and Carlisle, from Twilight.

Fav Harry Potter characters:

Flitwick, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Hermoine, Tom Riddle, Luna, Ginny, the Twins, Snape, Poppy, and Draco!

Avatar characters:

Grace, Trudy, Selfridge, and Norm!

Twilight characters:

Carlisle, Alice, Jasper, Jacob, Jane, And Charlie!

Criminal Minds!!! (My current obsession!)

Characters:

1. Strauss

2. Rossi

3. Reid

4. Garcia

5. Morgan

I REALLY WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD WRITE IN THE ROSSI/STRAUSS ROMANCE/FRIENDSHIP CATEGORY!!!!

(\_/)
(O.o)
(> This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination. (LOL!!)

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

If you haven't ever actually killed anyone... YET... copy and paste. (heh heh; now you HAVE to copy and paste - that or confess your GUILT!!)

If you read the 7th harry potter book and Severus Snape is now on your fave characters list, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you ever pointed at a household object and said 'Accio!', copy and paste this.

If, when you were younger, you ever ran round the house wearing your dressing gown, holding a chopstick and yelling spells, copy and paste.

If you have ever had a dream about Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Twilight has more fame than it's worth...but read it obsessively anyway...copy and paste.

If you are one of the few people who prefer Carlisle Cullen over Edward , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Werewolves, love Jacob, Leah is one of your fave characters, and would like to become/ be imprinted on by a werewolf, copy and paste.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. (he's OK I guess...)

If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can not imagine what you did before you knew about Fanfiction even if it was less than 3 months ago, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really like writing these things and don't know why but don't plan to stop soon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have violent thoughts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a psycho, copy this into your profile.

If you are a very scary person, copy this into your profile.

If Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers must die, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . Crazy is screaming 'CHEEESEEE!' on a rollercoaster drop. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you hate rap music, put this in your profile. Remember, you can't spell crap without rap! (lol)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is too long and you’re loving it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects : copy this into your profile.

If you have seen a movie so many times you can quote it word for word, and do so frequently, copy and paste.

MOST of people on fanfiction believe that 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the few people who knows that statistic is a huge exaggeration, copy and paste.

If fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to others, copy and paste

If you get excited every time you see a single, solitary, new review, copy and paste.

It seems like everyone has a Myspace. If you don't have one, and see no point in having one, copy and paste.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile

I wonder who the first person was who looked at a cow and said: "I'll just pull those dangly things and see what comes ouot, and then drink it."

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

“When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade.”

“When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes.”

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!"

“When life gives you lemons, laugh and wiggle your eyebrows. Then let the deprived people wonder why.”

“When life gives you lemons, keep them. I mean, hey, it’s free lemons.”

"Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator."

"We leaveimmediately!" "But what about dinner?!" "We leave in five hours!"

Forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

If you find yourself in a hole, make mud pies from the dirt.

I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Sometimes I wonder... 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?' And then - it hits me.

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

90 of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. (I don't mind faux fur in the slightest, though! XD)

If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If, when clearing out your room, you have ever said: 'Man, I need to delete some of this stuff' copy and paste.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle (or yell at) some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.

No one even reads these anymore... if you're the kind of person who DOES read every single one, copy and paste!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. (too many times to count!)

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you haven't ever actually killed anyone... YET... copy and paste. (heh heh; now you HAVE to copy and paste - that or confess your GUILT!!)

If you read the 7th harry potter book and Severus Snape is now on your fave characters list, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you ever pointed at a household object and said 'Accio!', copy and paste this.

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

Was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,"Please God, why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,"You deserve to die

You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

A True Boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad,

Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth,

Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you,

Grab her and don't let go.

When she starts cussing at you,

Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet,

Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignores you,

Give her your attention.

When she pulls away,

Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst,

Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying,

Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking,

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared,

Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder,

Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat,

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you,

Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time,

Reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt,

Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you,

She really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands,

Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you,

Bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret,

Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes,

Don't looks away until she does.

When she misses you,

She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart,

The pain never really goes away.

When she says its over,

She still wants you to be hers.

When she re-post this bulletin,

She wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she's mad,

Hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her--because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

38 Reasons Why Girls Are Best
1.We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
31. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly.
32. Our magazines have horiscopes.
33. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.
34. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm.
35. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.
36. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.
37. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.
38. We can have men do what we want by merely unbuttoning our shirts.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Will keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Will help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and run.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give them back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.
FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you go away.
FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped you.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you.
FRIENDS: Ask you for your number
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for their number
FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place
FRIENDS: Let you make an idiot of yourself in public
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with you making an idiot out of themselves too.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

This is a true story.
A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

this is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it to.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Cats in the Cradle by hermionewiz27 reviews
When Minerva McGonagall heard she had to visit all of the muggle-born students in her house, she expected a tedious beginning to her holiday. When she ended up bringing a student home with her, it gave her the piece of her family she had been missing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 104,113 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Memos by tartan-angel reviews
A series of random memos sent between our two favourite Professors... who said Flitwick? *evil glare*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 147 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M.
You Don't Mess With the Dumbledores by Leia Rayn Storm reviews
Albus, Minerva and their sixteen children are a powerful popular family greatly admired by many for their bravery and kindness. But Voldemort's obsession with Minerva and his severe hatred of Albus and the Dumbledore children threatens to ruin everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 460,358 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D.
A Christmas Mistake by WickedWitch1313 reviews
See what happens when Severus wakes up the morning after the Staff Christmas party to find he's not alone. Rated T for suggestiveness and future issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Leah's Story by Dr. Sparkles reviews
AU-Leah, in her own words, tells what happens when she imprints on one of her former enemies...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,118 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Carlisle, Leah
The Secret of Julia Stiles by GraceBe reviews
A fatal attack on Erin Strauss leads Rossi, Hotch and the rest of the team into a nightmare of terrorism and family feuds. Any kind of review is highly appreciated! Finally finished!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,824 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi - Complete
Kiddie Kare for Hogwarts Teachers by Alexannah reviews
Head Boy and Girl Harry and Hermione have a major problem on their hands. After a dodgy delivery to the school, they're forced to open a day-care centre ... for the former staff of Hogwarts! HPHG ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,086 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Ghosts of Christmas Past by GraceBe reviews
Erin, David and Jason are trapped in a lonely cabin. Will love find its way? Last chapter added. Part 3 of the "Three's a crowd" series.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010 - D. Rossi, Erin S. - Complete
Cat and Mouse by VKlepto reviews
Minerva is a student, and Albus is a teacher. The problem is, they're both having trouble remembering it. MMAD!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 50,243 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M.
The two who didn't get away by GraceBe reviews
Rossi generously offers to be Erin's date. Last chapter added. Part 2 of the "Three's a crowd" series.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,368 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - D. Rossi, Erin S. - Complete
Love And Loss by VanInBlack reviews
They found comfort and companionship in each other, until she goes out and betrays his trust... Written in response to the mini-challenge about "JJ's departure" on "Chit Chat on Author's Corner".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,754 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - D. Rossi, Erin S. - Complete
Broken by GraceBe reviews
Rossi and Strauss face an enemy of their past and have to deal with their unresolved feelings for each other. Last chapter added.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,650 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - D. Rossi, Erin S. - Complete
Lifestone by txontaw reviews
Post Avatar story following the lives of many of the original characters with a few key OCs. This story will focus on the eerie similarities between Earth, Pandora, their similar inhabitants, pasts and uncertain futures. Also a couple love story twists!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,703 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010
A Teenage Romance by FlamingToads reviews
Minerva and Albus are given a gift so they can have their own teenage romance. On Albus and Minerva's secret anniversary they will be going back to school. But will things play out like they should? Will Severus's plan work or will it fail?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,859 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
All Is Fair by Paper Pearls reviews
All is fair in love and war. In the midst of the conflict with Grindelwald during the 1940s, will Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall find love? Set during Minerva's seventh year, with Albus as a professor. Please review. UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 89,919 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry and the Stubborn Old Headmaster by teddylonglong reviews
By chance Minerva McGonagall meets a six-year old Harry. Partly a child fic. Warnings: Abuse!Dursleys, completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore bashing, good Tom, Char.death!Dumbledore by choking on a lemon-drop, De-aging, Pairings: SS/de-aged MM, HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 123,330 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Kisses of Chocolate by minerva's-kitten reviews
Even Minerva misunderstand when eavesdropping.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Kat and the Dumbledores by minerva's-kitten reviews
More mystery, romance, adventure, and family fun! The sequel to Kat and Fi. 16yrs has passed now and the Dumbledores are about to take Kat and her new husband to Italy for a month...one can only guess what will happen! ADMM OCOC RWHG HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,500 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Minerva M., OC
Leap Before you Look by MQ1 reviews
Dear Reader, I feel I should put to paper the true story of Voldemort's defeat. It tells of a woman who would give everything for the cause, including her own life. This woman's name was Minerva McGonagall. And she was the love of my life. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Minerva M., Ron W. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The book of Fates reviews
Young Marissa Stevenson moved to Quantico, Virginia thinking she left everything to do with her superstitious parents behind. A mysterious book will turn her life upside down as she races to save the lives of those she loves. Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011
Cheer leading isn't just a sport reviews
Strauss' daughters are now living with their mom 24/7, what happens when they meet Rossi's daughters and devise a plan to get them together? Will sparks fly? or will it all end in disaster? CH 7 Updated, Please Read&Review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - D. Rossi, Erin S.
The Arranged Marriage reviews
Albus is getting married! the only problem is that his fiance doesn't love him. Can Minerva help them or not? I don't own anything! ADMM later on! PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M.
McGonagall Curse reviews
Rewritten version of Their only daughter! Evelyn their daughter is cursed! How will she solve her problems? and who is she in love with? I suck at these, please just read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Drina reviews
Drina is Grace's daughter, at ten, she is shipped to pandora. Her goal is to live forever, will she reach it? Will she team up with her father and destroy pandora, or will she help her mother save the planet? Summary sucks! Please, read and review!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Grace A., Parker S.
How the Earth was Made reviews
This is just a short story I wrote for my science class. Please review! I do not own anything!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete