Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Avatar, and Criminal Minds. Well hi there! ok so about me: hair:blonde eyes:blue School: Sophmore(so please be kind when reviewing my stories!) family: 2 brothers and my mom well thats about it! I HAVE NOT ABANDONED ANY OF MY STORIES!! I JUST DO NOT HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO TYPE! Fanfics: My fav is MMAD, but I aslo like the ones where McGonagall adopts Harry or Hermione! I also ones starring Grace, from Avatar, and Carlisle, from Twilight. Fav Harry Potter characters: Flitwick, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Hermoine, Tom Riddle, Luna, Ginny, the Twins, Snape, Poppy, and Draco! Avatar characters: Grace, Trudy, Selfridge, and Norm! Twilight characters: Carlisle, Alice, Jasper, Jacob, Jane, And Charlie! Criminal Minds!!! (My current obsession!) Characters: 1. Strauss 2. Rossi 3. Reid 4. Garcia 5. Morgan I REALLY WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD WRITE IN THE ROSSI/STRAUSS ROMANCE/FRIENDSHIP CATEGORY!!!! (\_/) Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as If you haven't ever actually killed anyone... YET... copy and paste. (heh heh; now you HAVE to copy and paste - that or confess your GUILT!!) If you read the 7th harry potter book and Severus Snape is now on your fave characters list, copy and paste this to you profile. If you ever pointed at a household object and said 'Accio!', copy and paste this. If, when you were younger, you ever ran round the house wearing your dressing gown, holding a chopstick and yelling spells, copy and paste. If you have ever had a dream about Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Twilight has more fame than it's worth...but read it obsessively anyway...copy and paste. If you are one of the few people who prefer Carlisle Cullen over Edward , copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Werewolves, love Jacob, Leah is one of your fave characters, and would like to become/ be imprinted on by a werewolf, copy and paste. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. (he's OK I guess...) If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can not imagine what you did before you knew about Fanfiction even if it was less than 3 months ago, copy and paste this into your profile. If you really like writing these things and don't know why but don't plan to stop soon, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have violent thoughts, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a psycho, copy this into your profile. If you are a very scary person, copy this into your profile. If Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers must die, copy this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . Crazy is screaming 'CHEEESEEE!' on a rollercoaster drop. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile. If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile. If you hate rap music, put this in your profile. Remember, you can't spell crap without rap! (lol) If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile. If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile. If your profile is too long and you’re loving it, copy and paste this into your profile. Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects : copy this into your profile. If you have seen a movie so many times you can quote it word for word, and do so frequently, copy and paste. MOST of people on fanfiction believe that 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the few people who knows that statistic is a huge exaggeration, copy and paste. If fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to others, copy and paste If you get excited every time you see a single, solitary, new review, copy and paste. It seems like everyone has a Myspace. If you don't have one, and see no point in having one, copy and paste. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile I wonder who the first person was who looked at a cow and said: "I'll just pull those dangly things and see what comes ouot, and then drink it." Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. “When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” “When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes.” "When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." "When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!" “When life gives you lemons, laugh and wiggle your eyebrows. Then let the deprived people wonder why.” “When life gives you lemons, keep them. I mean, hey, it’s free lemons.” "Haikus are easy, "We leaveimmediately!" "But what about dinner?!" "We leave in five hours!" Forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. If you find yourself in a hole, make mud pies from the dirt. I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by. Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. Sometimes I wonder... 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?' And then - it hits me. How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction 10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews." 9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? 8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. 7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet. 6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie. 5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. 4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny. 3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context. 2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. 1. You repost this onto your profile! :) 90 of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile. If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY! If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile. If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. (I don't mind faux fur in the slightest, though! XD) If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer! If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If, when clearing out your room, you have ever said: 'Man, I need to delete some of this stuff' copy and paste. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle (or yell at) some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile. No one even reads these anymore... if you're the kind of person who DOES read every single one, copy and paste! If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. (too many times to count!) If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you haven't ever actually killed anyone... YET... copy and paste. (heh heh; now you HAVE to copy and paste - that or confess your GUILT!!) If you read the 7th harry potter book and Severus Snape is now on your fave characters list, copy and paste this to you profile. If you ever pointed at a household object and said 'Accio!', copy and paste this. 1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace 4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. This is a true story: Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend Was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking,"Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest,"You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms (add this to your profile if your against child abuse) A True Boyfriend When she walks away from you mad, Follow her. When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you, Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet, Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you, Give her your attention. When she pulls away, Pull her back. When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared, Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time, Reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you, She really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands, Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you, Bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret, Keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes, Don't looks away until she does. When she misses you, She's hurting inside. When you break her heart, The pain never really goes away. When she says its over, She still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin, She wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she's mad, Hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her--because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this 38 Reasons Why Girls Are Best FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS This is a true story. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too) boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it? They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : ) Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. this is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line ╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed |
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