In case anyone's wondering, my name's pronounced "love ring" not "lover ing" or whatever you might come up with. (I have this ring I really like, says love on it; I'm wearing it right now.)

Later Note: The Ring is broken. Repeat, the Ring is broken...This account will stay named after it in memoriam.

The Obligatory "About Me" Stuff:

Favourite Colour: Light blue. Pure awesomeness...ness

Favourite Animal: Horses, then wolves, then seals

Favourite Song (changes every week): There Will Never Be Another Tonight - Bryan Adams

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stabbed her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped upand shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

Laws To Live By

The female always make the rules.
The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
No male can possibly know all the rules.
If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
The female is never wrong.
If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The female may change her mind at any time.
The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The male is expected to mind read at all times.
The female is ready when she is ready.
The male must be ready at all times.

Randomness:

Don't you find it hilarious when someone's eye twitches because you've annoyed them so much?

Latest Obsession: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie.

12/04/12: Hello. If you're here, I'm hoping it's because you enjoyed my stories. I'd like to let you, lovely stranger on the internet that this account is probably not going to be updated again. (Then again I am very indecisive/fickle/unreliable (take your pick) so I may (though it's very unlikely) post a fic here again.)