Author has written 11 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Legend of Zelda, Hunger Games, and Harry Potter.
"Beyond the last inner tunic of my frail body, no one has authority over me.
If I say that I love too much this pitiful flesh, then I have sold myself as a slave,
for I have shown through pain what can be used to master me."
-The Astonishing Life of Octavian Nothing
So, for anyone who might care, here are some facts about the author.
My name is Paige.
*I will turn 16 as of July 2014.
*I will be beginning cosmetology school this summer and will continue to take cosmetology/nail technician courses as well as completing my last two years of high school.
*I live in Pennsylvania in the woods.
*I have recently become a king, not a queen, though I am female.
*I like rap music.
*I'm working on an independent original novel, which I hope to have published as soon as possible.
*Sevmione/Johnlock/Lokane/Clannibal/Sirimione/Remione are my OTPs. Know any good fics? Message me and let me know!
*I have one sister, one dog, two turtles and two Severus Snape t-shirts.
*I try to update my stories as often as I can; if it isn't quick enough for you, message me with a virtual kick in the ass!
*I am not in a relationship with anyone; I prefer to spend my days in a relationship with Tom Hiddleston and Severus Snape and Anthony Hopkins (shh!) and therefore have no time to devote to anyone living.
*I am on my way to becoming a certified nail technician, though this will in no way lessen my love of writing; I will have a published novel one day!
Questions? Comments? Proposals? Let me know! Never be afraid to message me. You guys are my only friends.
And maybe, just maybe, EdwardXBella IF it's tastefully done... But usually not.
*I've also recently grown fond of the HermioneXScabior pairing, but Sevmione is now and forever will be my OTP.
PeetaXKatniss (First favorite)
HaymitchXKatniss (Second favorite)
CinnaXKatniss (Third favorite)
Legend of Zelda-
GhirahimXLink (First favorite)
MidnaXLink (Second favorite)
Red Riding Hood 2011-
Pirates of the Caribbean
Elizabeth SwannXJames Norrington
Jack SparrowXElizabeth Swann
Pairings I Will Never Read Ever Based on My Own Personal Feelings and Experiences:
Legend of Zelda:
ZeldaXAnyone because I don't like her
Red Riding Hood, 2011:
SnapeXLily (probably never will read it)
As I said before, if you have any questions/comments, message me!