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Joined 01-18-10, id: 2222124, Profile Updated: 02-14-17
Author has written 3 stories for Touhou Project, and Disgaea.

Disclaimer: Sometimes I like to think that fanfiction is its own disclaimer.


I am relegated as DokturProfesur, more colloquially known as 'Dok'. I have done nothing, I am qualified for nothing, and I am writing Touhou fanfiction because there's not enough of that, am I right folks?

Anyway, I have absolutely nothing to say about myself, except that I really like it when people comment on my work. Please do so.

Also I got talked into making a tumblr. That's pretty neato.

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Mobile Fighter Evangelion by Ultra Sonic 007 reviews
"Are you ready to help save the world?" said Gendo, holding his hand forward, a small smile on his face. "Yes," answered Shinji, his face sporting an equally sheepish smile. "I'm ready." Without hesitation, he clutched his father's hand. (AU fic, if this doesn't make it apparent already.) [COMPLETE]
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 525,431 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Shinji I., Gendo I., Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
OOM-9's Revenge by ZakoBattledroid reviews
After the Battle of Naboo, OOM-9 is reactivated and serves the Separatist Droid Army during the Clone Wars. Story contains many obscure canon characters and OCs. Rated M for battle droids who excel at combat, maladjusted human CIS officers and a Skakoan scientist that would be charged with war crimes if the Republic ever caught him.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 409,353 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 6/25/2009
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
Cold by MercurialNight reviews
Sans discovering that humans are strangely fragile and apparently blizzards aren't good for them. T for language because I like to write Sans with a Jersey dialect.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Frisk, Sans - Complete
Ignota Aquas by SeraphHT reviews
What conversations with Legion might have been like if he was a romance option. ME2 timeline. FShep/Legion.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2015 - [Shepard (F), Legion] - Complete
Untitled Stories from MGSV:TPP by Drunken Drunk reviews
A collection of short stories that fit into the events of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, featuring Quiet and Venom Snake.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,430 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 9/17/2015 - B. Boss, Venom S., Quiet
Steamy Night On The Couch by MarmaladeMum reviews
You're left breathless and bone-crazed before a certain short skeleton comes home from work. He always sees right through you. Contains lottsa smut and sex NOTE: Wow thanks everyone. I didn't expect that many views in that amount of time. I mean it's Undertale, but still.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Frisk, Sans
Misplaced Affection by Strader reviews
A series of romantic short stories set in the Starcraft universe. Currently contains a meditation on why the Cerebrate is gone by Starcraft II, a possible world in which Kerrigan and the Commander have an affair, and a series of letters from a lonely Mira Han.
StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sarah K., Magistrate, Cerebrate, Matt H.
Enslaved by Shadenight123 reviews
Hiraga Saito is a fleshed out character. Louise Françoise isn't happily whipping people. The summoning ritual does precisely what it says on the tin, summoning creature to be branded and then enslaved by the influence of the mark. There is nothing happy about it. Familiar of Zero, with 'For The Laughs' removed. How bleak are things, really?
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,764 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Louise, Saito
The Blade of Zero by Batta the Beast reviews
Louise wanted a divine, beautiful, wise, and powerful servant. Divine? eh. Beautiful? Of course. Wise? beyond measure. Powerful? Only the strongest. Uzu Sanageyama has arrived!
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2014
Funeral by vanerz reviews
Iori comforts Satsuki following a loss. Kinkmeme fill.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Satsuki K., S. Iori - Complete
Order of the Heart by Warhawk07 reviews
After so long, she finally began to realize what she truly wanted: to be his
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Laharl, Barbara] - Complete
On the Wings of an Eagle by FernandelDeLaFrance reviews
Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 146,667 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Louise, Ezio A.
Just Following Orders by Deviljho's Hatred reviews
Tired of his fear of sexy bodies, Etna orders Barbara to do anything she can to help Laharl get over his fear. Little did Etna know how far Barbara would go to see her order through. Eventual Barbara x Laharl. Rated T for certain situations and eventual language.
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,511 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Barbara, Laharl] Etna, Flonne
With Burning Blue Eyes by CryptIXeeper reviews
On the day of the Lich King's defeat, his Fel sword disappeared from his fortress. On the day of the Springtime Ritual, Louise failed to summon a familiar. Destiny and Fate changed on both those days. Now, soon, the sword of Eternal Power will be called upon to once again end lives and claim souls. Because, in the end, there must always be a Lich King.
Crossover - Warcraft & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Louise
Love of the Tengu by Mephiles666 reviews
Rinnosuke has found the love of his life, but he is too aware of the legion of girls who will go mad once they learn about it. What could he do to prevent this woeful situation? In his hour of need, an overeager wind priestess and a tengu will come to his aid. My second installment to the Danmakuverse.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,904 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Marisa K., Rinnosuke M., Sanae K. - Complete
Fleeting Glimpses by Moo Moo plus Cow reviews
A series of glimpses into alternate universes. Short stories and ideas that scramble for dominance in my brain.
My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,854 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011
Angrish of Zero by Charles Bhepin reviews
Louise has summoned a Red Giant. He is Angron, the Angry One, FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN! Another Lovehammer crossover.
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013
He Is My Victory, My Excalibur by KrautVanWolfenstein reviews
Inspired by a wonderful fanfic by TypeMoonFreak, the "Timeline of Fate". This is a story, a crossover, that changed the war...in a way. Yet, in another way, the war never change. (minor spoilers, maybe, and also with many "colorful" words)
Crossover - Fallout & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,191 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Courier, Saber
Strawberry And Knight by Shintouyu reviews
Once upon a time, a noble knight had been trapped in hell forever... but, one day, a strawberry blond girl from a distant land needed to summon a familiar... Thus, their fate became intertwined together.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,076 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013
The Marker by Faust23 reviews
Lured away from her research on the protheans, young archaeologist Liara T'Soni joins an expedition to an unexplored part of space. There, a ruined world and a derelict ship hold secrets that may explain the cause of the prothean extinction or may be the harbinger of their own.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,535 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Liara T'Soni
Life of the Tengu by Mephiles666 reviews
The White Wolf Tengu guard Youkai Mountain viciously, driving off anyone who intrudes on it. Kinda makes you wonder what they do when enemies are not around, right? Depends upon the tengu. Momiji, for one, plays Dai Shōgi. Here is life from the eyes of one of its other guards. OC warning. Part of the Danmakuverse
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,251 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Momiji I., Aya S. - Complete
To Love A Daemon by Emo Reptile reviews
Brief has never been the one to fully receive love from Panty. His final attempts at winning her over fail and who should step in to console him but one of the Daemon sisters.
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Scanty, Briefers R./Brief - Complete
Exodus of Stars by keiranhalcyon2010 reviews
Aleksandr Kerensky has led the war weary Star League Defense Force on a two year long journey into exile. A chance decision leads to a long awaited discovery, and final proof that humanity is not alone in the cosmos.
Crossover - Mechwarrior/Battletech & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,164 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011
REIMU FIGHTS THE CHAOS SPACE MARINES! by DalePelvogi reviews
I apologize to anyone who reads this. I was completely stoned when I wrote it, but I decided to leave it up anyway.
Crossover - Warhammer & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Complete
Caballero Negro by Soundwave 0107 reviews
Written for Foxpilot/PitFTW's Au Romance Contest. The quest was simple; Escort the fair maiden through a deadly route filled with danger and enemies. Sounds simple enough. Read, review, enjoy! Meta Knight x Palutena
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,908 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Meta Knight, Palutena - Complete
The Rise of the Scourge by PheonRen reviews
Groll saved a slave. So everybody makes mistakes, right? But now he's got to figure out what the heck to do with her... M Orc/F BElf sexual content, violence, extremely adult situations
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Orc, Blood Elf - Complete
The Unwilling Escort by PheonRen reviews
When Ferruk is sent on an easy escort mission, everything goes wrong and his world turns upside down. Orc M/BElf F sexual situations. Violence, gore, explicit sex, rated MA.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,957 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Orc, Blood Elf - Complete
I, Pirate by Seldavia reviews
A solitary Space Pirate has an odd reaction to Phazon and starts to think for itself. The first story featuring Dr. B.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Taking Sights by Lavanya Six reviews
AU. After Third Impact, Gendo Ikari gets his own chance to go back and change things for the better. But things do not go as planned this time around, either.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,498 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gendo I., Shinji I.
If Skies Should Fall by Halfpenny reviews
Maybe it was best that Goku disappeared when he had. Slight AU, GokuVidel
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,611 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Goku, Videl
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Sleepless reviews
The Sanzu River is in turmoil. Spirits have found ways to escape the rotten waves of eternity, and lash out against the living world. Whatever is riling up the dead has the shinigami on edge, but with them all guarding the Sanzu, former ferryman Onozuka Komachi is assigned with the enviable task of tracking down the current escapees. The sequel to I've Got Strings.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 11/24/2016 - Komachi O., Marisa K., Reimu H., F. n. Mokou
I've Got Strings reviews
Flandre Scarlet has always been a troublemaker, and to help her get over this problem, Remilia Scarlet wants a perfect friend to be made from the ground up. With the help of local magician Alice Margatroid, Patchouli sets out to find the means to make a companion for the younger Scarlet, and in doing so creates more trouble than Flandre could ever make on her own.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Alice M., Patchouli K., Remilia S., Sakuya I. - Complete
Disgaea Bites! reviews
A collection of absolutely silly standalone shorts inspired by various post-game events in the Disgaea mythos. For our first short, Baal prepares for his new job as a Valvatorez's combat instructor! Quality and mileage may vary, but hopefully fun will be had! My first attempt at anything Disgaea related.
Disgaea - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Raspberyl, Baal