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Joined 01-18-10, id: 2222124, Profile Updated: 12-21-14
Author has written 2 stories for Touhou Project.

Disclaimer: Anything you've ever read that happens to be tied to my account is a parody of popular fiction whose sole purpose is to entertain the masses I share the interwebs with. I gain nothing aside from improving my own literary prowess, and know that I have no intention to change that.


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Working Title - I'm starting over that longass fic you know as Shorcomings Manifest. I didn't start writing that damn thing any of that BS you see in there in mind way back when I "published" the work. So, I think it's only pertinent to -if I want to keep these plot points in mind- start over, so things can better coalesce in terms of structure. Seriously if I made a list of all the plotlines of Shortcomings Manifest it would look like a jenga tower that somehow is still standing.

Bottom line, rewrites abound. If you liked the old story, well I'm sorry but it's done. Starting over.

I've Got Strings - The prequel to the aforementioned rewrite. We'll learn how true monsters are made, as well as how to break the hearts of young girls.

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Enslaved by Shadenight123 reviews
Hiraga Saito is a fleshed out character. Louise Françoise isn't happily whipping people. The summoning ritual does precisely what it says on the tin, summoning creature to be branded and then enslaved by the influence of the mark. There is nothing happy about it. Familiar of Zero, with 'For The Laughs' removed. How bleak are things, really?
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,791 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Louise, Saito
The Blade of Zero by Batta the Beast reviews
Louise wanted a divine, beautiful, wise, and powerful servant. Divine? eh. Beautiful? Of course. Wise? beyond measure. Powerful? Only the strongest. Uzu Sanageyama has arrived!
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2014
Funeral by nutellafueled reviews
Iori comforts Satsuki following a loss. Kinkmeme fill.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Satsuki K., S. Iori - Complete
On The Wings Of An Eagle by FernandelDeLaFrance reviews
Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 146,247 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Ezio A.
With Burning Blue Eyes by CryptIXeeper reviews
On the day of the Lich King's defeat, his Fel sword disappeared from his fortress. On the day of the Springtime Ritual, Louise failed to summon a familiar. Destiny and Fate changed on both those days. Now, soon, the sword of Eternal Power will be called upon to once again end lives and claim souls. Because, in the end, there must always be a Lich King.
Crossover - Warcraft & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Louise
Love of the Tengu by Mephiles666 reviews
Rinnosuke has found the love of his life, but he is too aware of the legion of girls who will go mad once they learn about it. What could he do to prevent this woeful situation? In his hour of need, an overeager wind priestess and a tengu will come to his aid. My second installment to the Danmakuverse.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,904 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Marisa K., Rinnosuke M., Sanae K. - Complete
Fleeting Glimpses by Moo Moo plus Cow reviews
A series of glimpses into alternate universes. Short stories and ideas that scramble for dominance in my brain.
My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,854 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011
Angrish of Zero by Charles Bhepin reviews
Louise has summoned a Red Giant. He is Angron, the Angry One, FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN! Another Lovehammer crossover.
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013
Strawberry And Knight by Shintouyu reviews
Once upon a time, a noble knight had been trapped in hell forever... but, one day, a strawberry blond girl from a distant land needed to summon a familiar... Thus, their fate became intertwined together.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,076 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013
Life of the Tengu by Mephiles666 reviews
The White Wolf Tengu guard Youkai Mountain viciously, driving off anyone who intrudes on it. Kinda makes you wonder what they do when enemies are not around, right? Depends upon the tengu. Momiji, for one, plays Dai Shōgi. Here is life from the eyes of one of its other guards. OC warning. Part of the Danmakuverse
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,226 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Momiji I., Aya S. - Complete
To Love A Daemon by Acidic Lover reviews
Brief has never been the one to fully receive love from Panty. His final attempts at winning her over fail and who should step in to console him but one of the Daemon sisters.
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Scanty, Briefers R./Brief - Complete
REIMU FIGHTS THE CHAOS SPACE MARINES! by DalePelvogi reviews
I apologize to anyone who reads this. I was completely stoned when I wrote it, but I decided to leave it up anyway.
Crossover - Warhammer & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Complete
I, Pirate by Seldavia reviews
A solitary Space Pirate has an odd reaction to Phazon and starts to think for itself. The first story featuring Dr. B.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
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I've Got Strings reviews
There are some things best left forgotten, drowned beneath the waves of the Sanzu forever. However before that day came, there was a secret bargain, a hunt for a dragon, and if you squinted hard enough perhaps a misguided love. This is the beginning of that dark spiral into the Old Chaos, this is how that... monster was born. -The prequel to the rewrite of Shortcomings Manifest-
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,911 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 12/21/2014
Shortcomings Manifest reviews
The legacy of an ancient demon, and the failure of a goddess. The innocent sins of many, and the corruption of one. As the residents of Gensokyo unite against an immortal monster that threatens to devour all they hold dear, from the shadows a plan over a millennium in the making is put into motion. As the shadow of chaos takes shape, all will know the true face of evil and tremble.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,260 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - H. Meiling, Reimu H., F. n. Mokou