Author has written 138 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, Kane Chronicles, Phineas and Ferb, Teen Titans, Avatar: Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, and Glee.
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Religion: Die hard Christian. No, I won’t make you believe what I believe, but be prepared if you know me for preaching occasionally.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Makorra: The only thing that can bring Kataangers and Zutarians together, shipping-wise.
(Because it's that freaking awesome. :3)
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
If you like animals and want to give a homeless one a home.
If you've ever talked to yourself.
If you've ever seen an adult use slang and it freaked you out.
If you believe that Jesus is Lord.
Even when you can’t sense him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place.
If you would die for your faith. Bring It.
"Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever."
"They say a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, but what does that say for a man with an empty desk?" -Albert Einstein
"Don't let anyone look down on you because you are young. Instead set and example for believers in spirit, in life, in love, in faith, and in purity." 1st Timothy 4:12"
Perry hands Phineas pamphlet*
Phineas: Wait, I just realized you could've cleaned your litterbox this entire time! *Percy raises hands* Oh, we are NOT done with this conversation!
Phineas: I used to think that you couldn't spell platypus without 'us'. *walks away*
(Alternate dimnesion) Buford: I am SO in love with her right now.
(Alternate dimnesion) Buford: Man... I had my heart set on those nachos.
(Alternate dimnesion) Norm: I use my aggression to mask my insecurity!
Isabella: So, um, Major Monogram?
Phineas: So you're a secret agent?! Has anyone else been leading a bizarre double life?!
Candace: Does anyone need to potty?
Stacy: *raises hand*
Candace: *looks at her* Fine, but make it quick.
(Alternate dimension) Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hm… maybe we’re not so alike.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That cane be your catchphrase! *nudges Alternate Dr. D.) You’re the grumpy one.
Dr. D: Wait, I’m confused. Why does their platypus fight so good?
Perry: *looks at him, then puts on hat*
Dr. D: *gasps* Perry the Platypus!
(Alternate dimension) Dr. D: *looks at Dr. D.* Really?
Candace: And why is Isabella suddenly fashionable?
(Alternate dimension) Isabella: What do you mean, suddenly?
Candace: Tell me at LEAST you think he’s cute!
(Alternate dimension) Candace: ‘Cute’ doesn’t win the war, kid.
(Alternate dimension) Dr. D: *puppet voice* Fix the machine!
Phineas: *glares* No.
(Alternate dimension) Dr. D: *puts down puppet* Really? When I was your age, I did anything a puppet told me to.
Dr. D.: *referring to the keys* Oh great, you caught them! Unlock me!
Candace: *looks at him* Are you even paying attention?
Dr. D.: *glances at lava* Oh… right. Later.
Normbot: *sinking into the lava* Boy, I could go for a lemonade!
Random lady: *Normbots flying overhead* My watermelon!
Stacy: *on knees, raising hands, and closing eyes* PLEASE bring back Candace!
Candace: Hi, Stacy!
Stacy: *opens eyes* And I also want a car!
Phineas: Alright, let’s kick some robot jazzy!
Carl: Sir, what about Doofenschmirtz’s Amnesia-Inator?
Dr. D: I never built an Amnesia-Inator! I think I’d remember building something like that.
(Btw, these all came from Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimnesion. Really, I could rant ALL day about how epic 2-D Candace is, or how the Phinabella kiss was ADORABLE, or how INSANE it was when they fought all those robots, and how cute Jeremy looked in the 2-D... Yeah, I'm getting off topic. But, main thing is, yes, yes, I am a teenager. And yes, yes, I do freaking love Phineas and Ferb. At least it's not Justin Beaver. Because PaF PWN all, except God. They are RIGHT up there with Percy Jackson. And Percy Jackson's just awesome... OOOH!!! PaF MEET PJ!!!! :O :O :O :O Off topic again... Must be the lack of sleep. :P)
"Percy Jackson Series: Because a bunch of ADHD godlings so beat sparkly corpses."
"You named him Festus? You know in Latin, 'festus' means 'happy'? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"- Jason Grace, The Lost Hero
"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian
"Percy: "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?"
""Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.""- The Titan's Curse
"'It's him,' I said. 'Typhon.'
To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death...I think love is FEARLESS- Taylor Swift
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.- James Dean
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." Anonymous
Guy: God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt
"You love me. Real or not real?"
'Frank stared at him, a little bit in awe. Percy had the chance to get his memory back, and he was willing to wait in case someone else needed the vial more? Romans were supposed to be unselfish and help their comrades, but Frank wasn't sure anyone else at camp would have made the same choice.'
'Octavian read the scroll. "This says, 'Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.'"
'Percy imagined what that would be like: getting an apartment in this tiny replica of Rome, protected by the legion and Terminus the OCD border god. He imagined holding hands with Annabeth at a cafe. Maybe when they were older, watching their own kid chase seagulls across the forum . . .'
"We were plenty good last night when we whipped your podex, Larry!"
"She was in the baths. Scared her out of her mind."
"Except it's Chinese," Frank said. "My grandmother has one of those." He flinched. "I mean, hers isn't twelve feet tall. But she imports stuff . . . from China. We're Chinese." He looked at Hazel and Percy, who were trying their hardest not to laugh. "Could I just die from embarassment now?" he asked.'
'As they jogged through the lobby, Percy figured Annabeth would like this place. It was spacious and brightly lit, with big vaulted windows. Books and architecture, that was definitely her . . .
"The horse seems to feel your despair," the queen said. "Interesting. He's immortal, you know - the son of Neptune and Ceres."
"I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.'"
"I'm practically home," [Frank] said. "My grandmother's house is right over there."
"What are these guys?" he whispered.
"Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."
Point: SoN: Best. Book. Of. 20111!!!!
Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life
The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given.
I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.
Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have SAS: short attention span)
What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?
I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .)
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Screw fire and save matches!!
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.
Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.
Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .
When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.
If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.
Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.
The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.
When life gives you lemons . . .
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?
Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .
I'm not random . . .
I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"
Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.
I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
"Sir, we're surrounded!"
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You go to your dad for advice.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You wear eyeliner.
You have to love all those useless copy and paste thingymabobbers:
Haikus are random
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile
If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile
If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile
If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.
If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to yout profile.
If you've ever tripped down the stairs, add this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile
If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.
If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile
If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well copy this into your profile.
LOL If u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile.
If you don't like Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you agree that TV shows should never be cancelled, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile
93 percent (or something like that) of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP'
If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said,
"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."
Pairings I Support:
Percy Jackson & the Olympians
Percabeth- Percy and Annabeth
Thaluke- Luke and Thalia
Thalico- Nico and Thalia
Gruniper- Grover and Juniper
Beckalina- Beckendorf and Silena
Chrisse- Clarisse and Chris
Tratie- Travis and Katie
Rico- Nico and Rachel
Rapollo- Apollo and Rachel
Pothena- Poseidon and Athena
Sanubis- Sadie and Anubis
Zarter- Zia and Carter
Heroes of Olympus
Jasper- Jason and Piper
Jayna- Jason and Reyna
Pie- Leo and Piper
Thaleo- Leo and Thalia
Fax- Fang and Max
Eggy- Iggy and Ella
Niggy- Iggy and Nudge
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Legend of Korra
Bumora: Bumi/Honora(aka: Tumblr's name for Zuko's daughter)
Phineas and Ferb
Phinabella- Phineas and Isabella
Canderemy(the official Candace/Jeremy name!)- Jeremy and Candace
Ferbessa- Ferb and Vanessa
Ferbella- Ferb and Isabella
Baljeet/Buford (JUST KIDDING! But seriously... It's creepy how close they can be sometimes... O.o)
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em!
Oh Wow. I claim to be a PJO fan, yet I have no quotes from PJO. Why, you ask. Well, I'm too lazy to remember them all. That' is why. But rest assured, I love PJO.
Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.
Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. Trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.
Olympus. Home of the gods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.
Atlas. Zoe's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)
Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.
Octavian. Camp Jupiter's royal a-hole.
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob!
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter
(Taken from xXPercidiaJacksonxX's profile. I changed like one of them.)
PJO facts of life:
The Lightning Thief Prophecy:
You shall go west and face the god who has turned,
You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.
The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:
You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone.
You shall find what you seek and make it your own.
But fear for your life entombed within stone
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.
The Titan's Curse Prophecy:
Five shall go west to the goddess in chains.
One shall be lost in the land without rain.
The bane of Olympus shows the trail.
Campers and Hunters combined prevail.
The titan's curse nust one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.
The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:
You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, the lost one, raise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand.
The child of Athena's final stand--
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.
THE GREAT PROPHECY:
A half-blood of the eldest gods
Shall reach sixteen against all odds
And see the world in endless sleep.
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days;
Olympus, to preserve or raze.
THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:
Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,
To storm or fire the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the doors of death.
LOST HERO PROPHECY:
Child of Lightning, beware the earth,
The giants' revenge the seven shall birth,
The forge and dove shall break the cage,
And death unleash, through Hera's rage.
If you've pulled a Percy: You've risked something for a friend or family member.
If you've pulled an Annabeth: You have over thunk something, "analyzed" a person, or created a strategy.
If you've pulled a Grover: You're not that good at sports, or you just don't like 'em, but when they had your favorite food, you ran like a demigod being chased by a hellhound.
If you've pulled a Nico: You've held a grudge for a while, or lost a close friend or family member, or is just a little creepy. Or something like that.
If you've pulled a Thalia: You have been scared of something, and sorta dodged it. Or you get really scary when you're angry.
If you've pulled a Luke: If you've backstabbed someone, or you sorta double crossed them.
I've pulled an Annabeth, a Nico, a Thalia, and a Luke. Sorta a Grover. I HATE sports.
THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE (Copyright to Max!)
1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
My Answer: Um… Greek mythology class, probably. OR: Cabin 6(AKA: THE ATHENA CABIN!) Or Cabin 3... Or Cabin 13(Hades?) Yeah…
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
My Answer: PERCY!!! AND NICO!! AND LEO!! AND WILL! And Luke and Jason.
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
My Answer: Thalia, Annabeth, Zoë, Piper, Rachel, Percy, and Leo!
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
My Answer: HERA. And CALYPSO.
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
My Answer: Battle of the Labyrinth or The Last Olympian. But all of them are AMAAZING!
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
My Answer: Percy, Nico, Thalia, Annabeth…
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
My Answer: Athena, Poseidon, Hestia, Hades, and Artemis
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
My Answer: Beg him to take me to camp and act like an annoying sibling to him! (Not to mention beg him to sign my books… And ask him why he isn’t at the Roman camp…)
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
My Answer: Crap… Um… Depending on which… Nico or Percy, probably. Or make them sneak him.
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
My Answer: Nico. He’s hot and he can shadow-travel!
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
My Answer: WTF?!? (Frick.)
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
My Answer: Percabeth!
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
My Answer: Well, mention that Percy should be rescued early from the Roman camp. Mention to Zeus(Er… Jupiter) how much he fails for having Jason. Congratulate Hades and Poseidon for having epic kids, and grudgingly tell Zeus he has an awesome daughter. Then beg to see those three(okay, four) children of the Big 3. Make that 5. I wanna see Bianca too.
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
My Answer: Hang with the PJO gang!
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
My Answer: “With great power… comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” -Nico di Angelo; TLO
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
My Answer: When he asks Annabeth for a good luck kiss! OR: DO I HAVE TO CHOOSE?!
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
My Answer: His quote: “With great power . . . comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
My Answer: ...Apollo and his sun chariot. That was interesting.
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
My Answer: SoM. Polyphemus’s bride-to-be.
20. Favorite Random Moment?
My Answer: The “dam” snack bar.
I went to a party, Mom
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now Im lying on the pavement,
My own bloods all around me,
Im sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
one message: dont drink and drive!
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Post this on your profile if you hate racism>>>>(This made me laugh!)
A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
I am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows 10.000 things, and the 4923rd thing is that Katara and Aang will end up together!
If you would die for your faith.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A true friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend.
Even when you can’t sense him GOD is there!
If you still support Kataang and haven't reverted to the dark side (Zutara) yet (despite bribes of cookies).
you believe in GOD.
If you ever wished to be able to bend
If you believe that Jesus is Lord.
If you believe that Christianity is the only thing that makes any sense in this crazy world.
If you know that God will always be with you and love you unconditionally.
•) .•) .•.•) .•(.• (.• Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
If you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it.
Deck of Cards
It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard.
The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week.
As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk.
Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?'
The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.'
The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.'
The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country,
I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.'
The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?'
'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God.
The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments
The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.
The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John .
The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified.
The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.
The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation.
The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth.
The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him.
The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.
The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.
The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.
The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.
When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.
There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year.
The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.
Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.
So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.'
Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US.
Prayer for the Military.
Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on...
Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.
Bless them and their families.
I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.
When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world.
There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful.
Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one.
Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (but its only a suggestion.)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (well...duh, a bit late, huh?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought??)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts...)
On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (and...I'm taking this because??...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or ourtdoor use only.' (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Now, somebody out there help me out on this one. I'm a bit curious...)
On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a steak: Serving suggestion: Freeze (But wouldn't that hurt your teeth?)
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Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you think Zutarians are crazy copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you want more Kataang stories on Fanfiction copy this and paste it into your profile
1. We do not comprehend the words “ching chong”.
2. WHATTHEHELL does “ching chong” even mean?!
3. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs.
4. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn’t mean they’re Chinese; they could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indonesian, Filipino etc.
5. We are not all COMMUNISTS.
6. We don’t always eat egg rolls and when we do it’s like once in a blue moon.
7. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring. Same goes for Asian guys and being called Grudge boy.
9. Dynasty Express and China King are not considered “real” Chinese food.
10. We don’t use THAT much M-S-G.
11. Don’t ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it.
12. We don’t know how to translate your name so stop asking cause most likely we can’t.
13. Don’t ask us to teach you curse words either.
14. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together.
15. All Asian countries speak different languages.
16. Just because we’re Asian it doesn’t mean that we know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your butt anyway.
17. Don’t say all Asian people look the same, that’s like saying all white people look the same, all African Americans look the same and all Hispanics look the same. When will you realize your stupidity?
18. Surprise! Not all Asians are good at maths.
19. Not all Asians are short.
20. Or skinny.
21. By the way, it’s VietNAMese, not VietMANese.
22. Not all Asian families run a nail shop although some of them do.
23. Same goes for convenient stores and laundromats.
24. What do you people stare at? Haven’t you seen an Asian person before?
25. Just to let you know, it’s NOT funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your butt.
26. Go ahead, make fun of us. We’ll just make fun of you in our own language
27. It’s ok for us to call each other F.O.B’s but if you call us one you’re asking for a beating.
28. Yeah we eat rice, so what? Got rice?
29. Don’t fold your hands and bow at us like you know what you’re doing cause honestly you look like an idiot.
30. Don’t ask if the Chinese use cat in their food, if they did they would label it “cat lo mein” instead of beef lo mein. They don’t use cat if you didn’t already guess that by now.
31. No…Yao Ming is not my uncle.
32. People from India are Asians too.
33. People from the Middle East are just as Asian as people from the southeast
If you're weird, then you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird.
Anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Sarcasm- a way to insult stupid people without them knowing it.
Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.
Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.
AU- Alternate Universe
OC- Original Character
OOC- Out of Character
Mary-sue- an all around perfect OC that ruins the whole story.
CC- Constructive criticism
Flames- a comment or review that only points out faults and is stated harshly.
IC- In character
AN- Author's note
R&R- Read & review
POV- Point of view
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
This One's For The Girls
If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away
If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats'
If your not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep your's is on the inside that's where it counts
If you'd rather read then party GREAT
If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes your not alone
If your a geek scream it from the roof tops
If your a nerd be proud of your brain and if your a gerk... well you get the point
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
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If you support Kataang , copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think that Aang should grow back his hair, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you don't use myspace and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think it's stupid that some girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are NOT addicted to Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile..
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you were lost but found by God, copy and paste this into your profile
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends.
If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile.
If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die.
Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray.
If you're a Christian and declare that Jesus is Lord, then copy and paste this into your profile! JESUS!
If you're annoyed with snobby people, then copy and paste this into your profile.
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Have you ever wondered:
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me.
T'was Grace that taught my heart to fear and Grace my fears relieved.
Through many dangers, toils and snares we have already come.
The Lord has promised good to me, His word my hope secures.
When we've been here ten thousand years bright shining as the sun.
Copy & Paste This
Without GOD, our week would be:
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Seven days without GOD will make one weak.
1. Only in
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
3. Only in America...do drugstores
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
5. Only in America...do banks leave
6. Only in
7. Only in America...do we use
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
10. Only in America...do they have
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
if you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight
I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I
As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled
The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But
I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of
In Greek Romans 8:38-39 If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile
πεπεισμαι γαρ οτι ουτε θανατος ουτε ζωη ουτε αγγελοι ουτε αρχαι ουτε δυναμεις ουτε ενεστωτα ουτε μελλοντα
ουτε υψωμα ουτε βαθος ουτε τις κτισις ετερα δυνησεται ημας χωρισαι απο της αγαπης του θεου της εν χριστω ιησου τω κυριω ημων
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
Now I sit me down is school
If you aren't ashamed to do this,
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
That everyone has special gifts from God, and that we need to honor and respect everyone equally.
That Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior and that He came and died on the cross to take away my sins.
That we all need to pick our friends wisely, but to not shun other people away just because they don't fit the status quo.
That we all need to realize the effects of what we say and do. We have no idea what is going to happen when we say something and its taken the wrong way. Please be careful of what you say and do, because the effects might end up costing more than one life, especially if you are being offensive or insulting.
That in whatever we do, God is there. All the time. Just call on His name. He's there
That homosexuality is wrong. 'nuff said. But I won't judge you. That's not my place.
That there is too much negativity in this world. Surround yourself with positive messages.
COPY AND PASTE IT YA'LL!
You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
Percy Jackson Pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
So all may see my obsession
because I know what the Olympians know!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, Twilight-is-Lovee, emmettsmyfave, kiki-twilighter-ever, renesmeeisme, Abigail Rosalie Black, PercyJackson-PeetaM-Fang-Fan11, xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx.
Lovey Dovey Quotes:
I could not tell you if I loved you the first moment I saw you, or if it was the second or third or fourth. But I remember the first moment I looked at you walking toward me and realized that somehow the rest of the world seemed to vanish when I was with you.
I'm jealous of every girl that has hugged him because for that short second, she held my entire world.
Love is like the wind. You can't see it, but you can feel it.
Love is like playing the piano. First you learn the rules, then you play from your heart.
True Love Exists.- John 3:16
I'm sorry I can't love you anymore. You've broken my heart one too many times. Go find another girl's heart to break.
While Supergirl goes around saving hearts and lives, you go around breaking them.
I'm not supposed to love you. I'm not supposed to care. I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do. I'm sorry I can't help myself; I'm in love with you.
Distance is just the test to see how far love can travel.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you to the world when you're in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you...
Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
If you were a library book, I would never give you back.
People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in chaos is because things are being loved, and people are being used.
Guys aren't worth crying for. When you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
True love waits.
God is writing my love story.
Love never fails.
I'm just an Annabeth questing for her Percy.
Yeah, I know there are plenty fish in the sea. So could you please stay away from my fish?
Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you've never loved before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on earth.
Peace, love, & Jesus.
Rawr means I love you in dinosaur.
Once in a while, in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.
When you love someone, they're worth the huge fights, they're worth the million tears, sometimes the break ups, they're worth losing friends over. Because when you love someone, they're worth everything.
Love is giving somebody the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.
Immature love: I need you because I love you.
Mature love: I love you because I need you.
I could conquer the world with one hand, while you're holding the other.
To the world, you could be one person. But to one person, you could be the world.
Never say goodbye when you still want to try. Never give up when you still feel that you can take it. Never say you no longer love a person when you can't let go...
Love wasn't put in your heart to stay. Because love isn't love until you give it away.
When I first saw you, I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you, I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.
Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was a the sweetest thing that could ever be, a fantasy, a dream come true; it was the day I first met you.
When you really love someone, age, distance, height, and weight, are just numbers.
Every girl has three guys in her life. The one she hates, the one she loves, and the one she can't live without. And in the end, they're all the same guy.
You hold the key to my heart; don’t lose it.
You made me believe in love.
I will love you until they take my heart.
You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.
I love you more than any word can say... I love you more than any action I take... I’ll be right here loving you till the end.
Love like there’s no tomorrow.
Your love is all I think about…
Sometimes you just need that one person who will let you talk and ramble, listen to you complain and look like an idiot, but still love you all the same.
Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building. Your brain tells you it is not a good idea, but your heart tells you, you can fly.
When you are important to another person, that person will always find a way to make time for you. No lies, no excuses, no broken promises.
It’s takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.
What is love?
In math: an equation
In history: a war
In chemistry: a reaction
In art: a heart
In me: you
I’m here not because I’m supposed to be here or because I’m trapped here, but because I’d rather be with you than anywhere else in the world.
Love is a language spoken by everyone, but understood only by the heart.
Don’t choose the one who is beautiful to the world. But rather, choose the one who makes your world beautiful.
“You really love him, don’t you?” A psychological question, no name was mentioned, but suddenly, someone came into your mind.
Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
The best things in life are unseen. That’s why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.
You asked me what was wrong, and I smiled and said, “Nothing.” Then, I turned around and whispered, “Everything…”
The first time you fall in love it changes your life forever. And no matter how hard you try, the feeling never goes away.
True love doesn’t have a happy ending. True love doesn’t have an ending.
Love is a game two can play and both can win.
If you love a person, put their name in a circle not a heart, because a heart can end, but a circle goes on forever.
True love does not come by finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs began to make sense.
Fate controls who walks into your life, but you decide who you let walk out, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.
It takes a second to say hello, but forever to say goodbye.
Don’t mind me if I get weak in the knees ‘cause you have that effect on me.
I’m just a girl…who is in love with the most amazing, cutest, funniest, nicest guy in the world.
Love isn’t finding someone you can live with, it’s finding someone you can’t live without.
I’ve learned that goodbyes will always hurt, pictures never replace having been there, memories good or bad will bring tears and can never replace those feelings.
We’re given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, but why only one heart? Because, the other one was given to someone for us to find.
To love is nothing, to be loved is something, to love and to be loves is everything.
How can I spell s_ccess without u, or c_tie I can’t even have any f_n or any good l_ck without u, looks like I can’t s_rvive without u.
You know that feeling… when you look at him and think, “Wow, I love him, but we’re just friends.” Or when he looks at her it hurts so much sometimes. When you’re in love with him, and he’s in love with her. You love everything about him, and he loves everything about her. You wasted all your 11:11 wishes on him. You kept it in for so long. No one knows how confused you are. Do you tell him or keep it in as usual? It’s confusing or complicated is your answer when someone asks you what’s wrong. When you look at them together, your eyes fill up with water. Because you love him so much, and sometimes you wish he knew.
A rose without thorns is like love without heartbreak, it doesn’t make sense.
Relationships are like glass. Sometimes, it’s better to leave them broke than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
He must have had a map when everyone didn’t, because he found his way into my heart when no one else could.
Don’t write your names in a heart because hearts break. Write your names in a circle; they last forever.
Roses are black, violets are gray, without you, my world is fading away.
I’ll sit and I’ll smile as you tell me about your new girl. I hope she’s happy…She gets my entire world.
And it’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life and you can’t remember how you ever lived without them.
A heart breaking isn’t as loud as a bomb exploding. Sometimes, it can be as quiet as a feather falling. And the most painful thing is, no one really hears it, except you.
When I’m with you, all my fears disappear. So, I guess if you’re wondering what my biggest fear is, it would be losing you.
Cinderella walked around in a broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass, Belle fell in love with a beast, Jasmine married a common thief, Ariel walked on land for love and life, Snow White barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, tears because loves means facing your biggest fears.
That’s what true love is. Always wanting the best for someone, even if that doesn’t include you.
Falling love isn’t always a happily-ever-after story. Most of the time, it’s just a once-upon-a-time story.
You can’t tell someone you love them and then change your mind. That’s not how it works. Once you love someone, you’ll always love them. Isn’t there a part of you that thinks of him for no reason? They’ll always been in the back of your mind. And no matter how much you love someone else, you’ll always love them too.
No one falls in love by choice, it’s by chance. No one stays in love by chance, it’s by work. No one falls out of love by chance, it’s by choice.
A guy out there was meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your soulmate. The one you can tell your dreams to. He’ll brush your hair out of your eyes. Send you flowers when you least expect it. He’ll stare at you during the movies, even though he spent $8 to see it. He’ll call to say goodnight or just because he is missing you. He’ll look you in your eyes, and tell you, “You’re the most beautiful girl in the world,” and for the first time in your life, you’ll believe it.
Love isn’t about finding ‘the one’.—it’s about finding someone who will love you for who you are.
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don’t make her fall, if you don’t plan to catch her.
If you truly loved someone, they would be worth the risk. No hesitations. No excuses.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident and stays on purpose.
I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
It’s impossible to find someone who won’t hurt you, so go for the person worth the pain.
If you love someone more than anything, then distance only matters to the mind, not to the heart.
You will understand love when the time comes that you will do the right thing for him even if it will hurt you a lot.
Rapunzel tells us one thing about love. Climbing the highest tower is less difficult if someone at the end gives you a reason to hold on.
A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other. Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.
No one knows how it is that with one glance, a boy can break through into a girl’s heart.
One day you’re gonna want her. That girl that knew she wasn’t perfect, but tried to be for you. That girl who wanted nothing more than to be there for you, and loving you was the only way she could. The girl who sees your flaws, but values them as much as your strengths. That girl who still can’t bring herself to hate you, even though sometimes you probably deserve it. The girl that should have you, but doesn’t.
Love is friendship set on fire.
Love can make you do things that you never thought possible.
Love is a treasure we can never pay. The only way to keep it is to give it away.
No one’s afraid of heights; they’re afraid of falling. No one’s afraid of swimming; they’re afraid of drowning. No one’s afraid of love; they’re afraid of rejection.
Forget the risk; take the fall. If it’s what you want, it’s worth it all.
Every time I try to talk to you, I feel like a prisoner who hasn’t talked in years, and I just can’t get the words out of my mouth.
Perhaps, you might want to know how I feel about you
If someone's been a big part of your life, when they're gone, you can only make yourself believe you don't care for so long. Sooner or later you'll start to miss them.
You want me to act like we’ve never kissed, you want me to forget; pretend we’ve never met. And I’ve tried and I’ve tried, but I haven’t yet… You walk by, and I fall to pieces.
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you.
I promise, someday you’ll regret losing me, and you’ll look back and say, “Damn. That girl really did love me.”
Beginnings are usually scary, endings are usually sad, but it’s everything in between that makes it all worth living.
I wanna be the girl that he gives his hoodie to wear and cuddles up next to when it’s cold. He’ll be the one who comes up behind me, wraps his arms around my waist, catches me off guard, and whispers, “You look beautiful.”
If I had a flower for every time you made me smile or laugh, I’d have a garden to walk through forever.
Every time I look at the keyboard, I see that “U” and “I” are together.
It’s funny how every song she hears, every movie she watches, and every fairytale she reads only reminds her of him.
You give me butterflies deep inside.
Everyone tells me I should forget about you, you don’t deserve me. They’re right, you don’t deserve me, but I deserve you.
It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
You don’t realize how much you care about someone until they don’t care about you.
Truth is... We hide because we want to be found... We walk away to see who follows... We cry to see who wipes away the tears... And we let our hearts be broken...to see who comes...and fixes them.
The worst thing is holding on to someone who doesn’t want to be held on to
One day, you're going to wake up and realize how much you care about me. And when that day comes, I'll be waking up with the guy that already knew...
Why ruin a perfectly good flower when I already know he loves me not?
NOTE FROM ME: I am NOT afraid to be ruthless in my reviews. If your story's crappy, I'll tell you so, and I'll add it to my community/revolution against crappy stories. DEAL WITH IT.
The ROMANS ROAD...is a pathway you can walk.
It is a group of Bible verses from the book of Romans in the New Testament. If you walk down this road you will end up understanding how to be saved.
Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God."
We all have sin in our hearts. We all were born with sin.
We were born under the power of sin's control.
- Admit that you are a sinner.
Romans 6:23a "...The wages of sin is death..."
Sin has an ending. It results in death. We all face physical death, which is a result of sin. But a worse death is spiritual death that alienates us from God, and will last for all eternity. The Bible teaches that there is a place called the Lake of Fire where lost people will be in torment forever. It is the place where people who are spiritually dead will remain.
- Understand that you deserve death for your sin.
Romans 6:23b "...But the gift of God is eternal
life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
Salvation is a free gift from God to you! You can't
earn this gift, but you must reach out and receive it.
- Ask God to forgive you and save you.
Romans 5:8, "God demonstrates His own love for us, in
that while we were yet sinners Christ died for us!"
When Jesus died on the cross He paid sin's penalty. He paid the price for all sin, and when He took all the sins of the world on Himself on the cross, He bought us out of slavery to sin and death! The only condition is that we believe in Him and what He has done for us, understanding that we are now joined with Him, and that He is our life. He did all this because He loved us and gave Himself for us!
- Give your life to God... His love poured out in Jesus on the cross is your only hope to have forgiveness and change. His love bought you out of being a slave to sin. His love is what saves you -- not religion, or church membership. God loves you!
Romans 10:13 "Whoever will call on the name of the Lord will be saved!"
- Call out to God in the name of Jesus!
Romans 10:9,10 "...If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Jesus from the dead, you shall be saved; for with the heart man believes, resulting in righteousness, and with the mouth he confesses, resulting in salvation."
- If you know that God is knocking on your heart's door,
ask Him to come into your heart.
Revelation 3:20a "Behold I stand at the door and knock, if anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him..."
- Is Jesus knocking on your heart's door?
Believe in Him.
Ask Him to come in to your heart by faith,
and ask Him to reveal Himself to you.
Open the Bible to the Gospel of John and read what God says about Jesus,
about you, and about being born again.
God will help you. He loves you.
You need to look for a local church where
God's word is preached. The Bible says that we are to desire
God's word like a newborn baby desires mother's milk.
Aren't you hungry to know the truth?
Water baptism is one of the ways you first show that
you have been joined to Jesus. This is an action, and actions will not save you. However, it is an act of obedience and a symbol of commitment.
The symbolism is this:
When you go down in the water you show that
You have been crucified and buried with Him,
And when you come up out of the water you show that
you have been raised to walk with Him in newness of life.
(See Romans chapter 6)
You have been born again.
(See John chapter 3)
Your body has become God's temple.
Your heart is where He lives.
Forgiveness is yours in Jesus.
And you belong to Him.
You were sin's slave.
You are a child of GOD!
"As many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, even to those who believe in His name!"
This One's For the Girls.
BE YOU (tiful)
I'm an original, not a copy. I'm the girl who is shy, but nice. The one who had braces for 2 years & 2 months and everyone now compliments on my smile. I'm the girl who people say is "so pretty" and "beautiful" yet I don't believe it. I'm the girl who's not a honors student, but gets good grades (except in math) I'm the girl who has a big heart and big dreams. The one who's never ashamed to say that she is a Christian. The girl who loves to read, write, and sing. I'm the girl who you'd say is really nice, but shy at first. I'm the hopeless romantic. I'm the girl who dated my best guy friend for over a year (who was my first boyfriend), then he broke up with me, but we're still best friends. I'm the girl who is still in love with him and still hope that one day we'll get back together. I'm the girl who tries her best to get along with everyone. I'm not the popular girl. I guess I'm not a loser, although I wouldn't mind that. I'm the girl who is a floater when it comes to friends, I hate cliques. I'm not the girl who's into sports or the materialistic airhead. I'm the girl that people can't categorize, not even myself; my style and personality can't be limited to stereotypes. I'm the girl who feels like she doesn't fit in. I'm the girl who thinks she's a complete dork, but I don't mind that. I'm the girl whose favorite subjects are history and english. I'm the girl who is comfortable with who she is, but am picky with who I'm close to. I'm just me. I'm not a supermodel or Marilyn Monroe. I'm just me. And if you have a problem with that, please tell me and we'll talk.
I'm sick of backstabbing girls who say that they're your friends. I'm tired of people who talk bad about me behind my back, but in reality, they're just as bad. I'm tired of girls who seem to think that makeup defines our entire lives. I'm tired of my so-called best friend always going behind my back, putting everyone down, and just being an all around "five-minute girl" that no one wants to be around. I'm sick and tired of the boys that fall for these crazy, dumb, FAKE girls that are so fake that Barbie herself is jealous. I'm sick and tired of all of it- Me
“Here’s to the girls: That keep a smile even though they’re going through hell. That keep their head high, even though they’d rather be elsewhere. That give amazing advice, but can’t seem to follow it themselves. That can make anyone laugh, but herself. Here’s to her.”
“This is for the girls who don’t always win. The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them. The girls that laugh, smile, cry and think all on a daily basis. The girls who love, learn and regret. The girls who may never have it easy. The girls who learn the hard way to live and tell about it. The real girls.”
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a boyfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, PercyJackson-PeetaM-Fang-Fan11, xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx
"Girl, you're amazing, just the way you are."- Bruno Mars
“One day you’re gonna want her. That girl that knew she wasn’t perfect, but tried to be for you. That girl who wanted nothing more than to be there for you, and loving you was the only way she could. The girl who sees your flaws, but values them as much as your strengths. That girl who still can’t bring herself to hate you, even though sometimes you probably deserve it. The girl that should have you, but doesn’t.”
Boys are like purses; Cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.
Boys are like snuggies. They're stupid, but we all want one.
"A heart is not a play thing,
a heart is not a toy,
but if you want it broken,
Just give it to a boy.
Boys, they like to play with things
To see what makes them run,
But when it comes to kissing,
They do it just for fun.
Boys never give their hearts away
They play us girls for fools,
They wait until we give our hearts
And then they play it cool.
You will wonder where he is a night
You will wonder if hes true,
One moment you will be happy,
One moment you will be blue.
If you get a chance to see him
Your heart begins to dance
Your life revolves around him,
Theres nothing like romance.
And then it starts to happen,
You worry day and night
You see, my friend, you're losing him
It never turns out right.
Boys are great, though immature
The price you pay is high,
He may seem sweet and gorgeous
But remember, he's a guy.
Don't fall in love with just a boy
That takes alot of nerve.
You see, my friend, you need a man
To get what you deserve.
So when you think that you're in love,
Be careful if you can
Before you give your heart away
Make sure that he's a man."
To guys, girls are like video games, they go up to the next level with a girl. Then the next, then the next, and once they get bored of playing, they quit.
Behind every successful man, is a woman doing all the work.
God created man before woman because you always need a rough draft!
Boys are like computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Boys are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Boys are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Q: What makes men chase after women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase after cars they have no intention of driving.
Every girl has three guys in her life. The one she hates, the one she loves, and the one she can't live without. And in the end, they're all the same guy.
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.
Never let your man’s mind wonder – it’s too little to be out on its own.
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said,
Her mother replied,
"Love is like Tug-of-war, one jerk after another."
"Mr. Right's coming.. but he's in Africa and he's walking!" -Oprah
HE vs. SHE
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: So, your place or mine?
SHE: Both. You'll go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
HE: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
SHE: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F and U togheter.
HE: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
SHE: Yes, and that's why I never go there anymore.
HE: "I know how to please a woman."
SHE: "Then please leave me alone."
HE: What's the fastest way to get to your heart?
SHE: Plastic surgery, brainwash, and at least 6 months of work out.
The Kane Chronicles Pledge:
I promise to remember Carter
When I travel far away
I promise to remember Sadie
When I have something sarcastic to say
I promise to remember Desjardins
When someone doesn't fight fair
I promise to remember Amos
When someone has beads in their hair
I promise to remember Iskandar
When I see someone very old
I promise to remember Bast
When I see cat's eyes that are gold
I promise to remember Horus
When I see a beautiful bird
I promise to remember Isis
Whenever strange voices are heard
I promise to remember Set
When someone is clever and sly
I promise to remember Anubis
When a cute boy catches my eye
I promise to remember Zia
When I see someone working magic
I promise to remember Julius Kane
When someone's life is tragic
I promise to remember Ruby Kane
When someone I love is gone
And whenever I read The Red Pyramid
I'll always remember this song.
This pledge was written by Chick With Brains.
(rah) (ah) ([roma (1ma)] (ga) (ooh)(la) = bad romance. Copy & Paste it if you get it :)
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.
(I dunno who wrote this... but it's sweet.)
(Put this on your page if u like music)
Don't be a hater!
If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.
RANDOM CRAZY SAYINGS
"This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob."
"Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb."
"Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."
"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."
"Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"
"I ran with scissors, and lived!"
"Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?"
"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."
"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"
"I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?"
"Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said."
"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?"
"If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)"
"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.
The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
Children of rival gods can fall in love. (AWWWWW!!!! XD)
No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. (VERY, VERY Attractive!)
Math teachers really are evil.
Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
Elvis was a magician. No, really.
Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
Hieroglyphics are fun to read.
A god of toilet paper can actually be really cool.
Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
Burritos are deadly projectiles.
You know you're a book addict if...
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (if my parents let me, i would)
You write fanfictions about the book. (well, duh)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Yeah! ALL THE TIME)
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Nah...)
Everything reminds you of the book.(*rubs neck sheepishly* What?? No, course not...)
You quote random lines all the time.(not really.)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (no)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (No,)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (YES! I PUT THEM ON LAST NIGHT!)
You've got a book memorized. (Er, sorta, kinda.)
You've read a book more than five times. (No.)
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (yes.)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (No. I understand that sometimes, it's necessary to kill a character)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No. I wouldn't do that to Annabeth, no matter how hot Percy is!)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (Sometimes.)
Your idol is a character from a book. (I don't have a REAL idol, much less a fictional one!)
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Insecure, in her skin, like a puppet, a girl on a string,
She's so gone, away like history, She's so gone, now, you won't find her around,
Here I am this is me, and I'm stronger than you ever thought I'd be,
She's so gone, away like history, she's so gone, now, you wont find her around, you can look but you wont see the girl I used to be cause she, she so gone away, like history, she's so gone, baby this is me... yeah...
She's so gone, away like history, she's so gone, now, you wont find her around, you can look but you wont see, the girl I used to be cause she's... she's so gone--
She's so gone, she's so gone...
So gone, she's so gone... gone, gone, gone
-She's So Gone; Naomi Scott(Mo); Lemonade Mouth
The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending ALL her money on clothes, getting in trouble, hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. He doesn't need more at school. There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying, anywhere and everywhere.
When you feel that nobody loves you,
What's your element?
You have a free spirit.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
So, I’m mainly Fire. Then Earth and Air, and lastly, Water. Kinda surprised.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Will teach me how to drive
FRIENDS: Will go to the concert with me
FRIENDS: Will hide me from the cops
FRIENDS: Will let me make a fool of myself in public
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile