Author has written 138 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, Kane Chronicles, Phineas and Ferb, Teen Titans, Avatar: Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, and Glee.
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Religion: Die hard Christian. No, I won’t make you believe what I believe, but be prepared if you know me for preaching occasionally.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Makorra: The only thing that can bring Kataangers and Zutarians together, shipping-wise.
(Because it's that freaking awesome. :3)
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
If you like animals and want to give a homeless one a home.
If you've ever talked to yourself.
If you've ever seen an adult use slang and it freaked you out.
If you believe that Jesus is Lord.
Even when you can’t sense him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place.
If you would die for your faith. Bring It.
"Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever."
"They say a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, but what does that say for a man with an empty desk?" -Albert Einstein
"Don't let anyone look down on you because you are young. Instead set and example for believers in spirit, in life, in love, in faith, and in purity." 1st Timothy 4:12"
Perry hands Phineas pamphlet*
Phineas: Wait, I just realized you could've cleaned your litterbox this entire time! *Percy raises hands* Oh, we are NOT done with this conversation!
Phineas: I used to think that you couldn't spell platypus without 'us'. *walks away*
(Alternate dimnesion) Buford: I am SO in love with her right now.
(Alternate dimnesion) Buford: Man... I had my heart set on those nachos.
(Alternate dimnesion) Norm: I use my aggression to mask my insecurity!
Isabella: So, um, Major Monogram?
Phineas: So you're a secret agent?! Has anyone else been leading a bizarre double life?!
Candace: Does anyone need to potty?
Stacy: *raises hand*
Candace: *looks at her* Fine, but make it quick.
(Alternate dimension) Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hm… maybe we’re not so alike.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That cane be your catchphrase! *nudges Alternate Dr. D.) You’re the grumpy one.
Dr. D: Wait, I’m confused. Why does their platypus fight so good?
Perry: *looks at him, then puts on hat*
Dr. D: *gasps* Perry the Platypus!
(Alternate dimension) Dr. D: *looks at Dr. D.* Really?
Candace: And why is Isabella suddenly fashionable?
(Alternate dimension) Isabella: What do you mean, suddenly?
Candace: Tell me at LEAST you think he’s cute!
(Alternate dimension) Candace: ‘Cute’ doesn’t win the war, kid.
(Alternate dimension) Dr. D: *puppet voice* Fix the machine!
Phineas: *glares* No.
(Alternate dimension) Dr. D: *puts down puppet* Really? When I was your age, I did anything a puppet told me to.
Dr. D.: *referring to the keys* Oh great, you caught them! Unlock me!
Candace: *looks at him* Are you even paying attention?
Dr. D.: *glances at lava* Oh… right. Later.
Normbot: *sinking into the lava* Boy, I could go for a lemonade!
Random lady: *Normbots flying overhead* My watermelon!
Stacy: *on knees, raising hands, and closing eyes* PLEASE bring back Candace!
Candace: Hi, Stacy!
Stacy: *opens eyes* And I also want a car!
Phineas: Alright, let’s kick some robot jazzy!
Carl: Sir, what about Doofenschmirtz’s Amnesia-Inator?
Dr. D: I never built an Amnesia-Inator! I think I’d remember building something like that.
(Btw, these all came from Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimnesion. Really, I could rant ALL day about how epic 2-D Candace is, or how the Phinabella kiss was ADORABLE, or how INSANE it was when they fought all those robots, and how cute Jeremy looked in the 2-D... Yeah, I'm getting off topic. But, main thing is, yes, yes, I am a teenager. And yes, yes, I do freaking love Phineas and Ferb. At least it's not Justin Beaver. Because PaF PWN all, except God. They are RIGHT up there with Percy Jackson. And Percy Jackson's just awesome... OOOH!!! PaF MEET PJ!!!! :O :O :O :O Off topic again... Must be the lack of sleep. :P)
"Percy Jackson Series: Because a bunch of ADHD godlings so beat sparkly corpses."
"You named him Festus? You know in Latin, 'festus' means 'happy'? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"- Jason Grace, The Lost Hero
"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian
"Percy: "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?"
""Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.""- The Titan's Curse
"'It's him,' I said. 'Typhon.'
To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death...I think love is FEARLESS- Taylor Swift
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.- James Dean
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." Anonymous
Guy: God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt
"You love me. Real or not real?"
'Frank stared at him, a little bit in awe. Percy had the chance to get his memory back, and he was willing to wait in case someone else needed the vial more? Romans were supposed to be unselfish and help their comrades, but Frank wasn't sure anyone else at camp would have made the same choice.'
'Octavian read the scroll. "This says, 'Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.'"
'Percy imagined what that would be like: getting an apartment in this tiny replica of Rome, protected by the legion and Terminus the OCD border god. He imagined holding hands with Annabeth at a cafe. Maybe when they were older, watching their own kid chase seagulls across the forum . . .'
"We were plenty good last night when we whipped your podex, Larry!"
"She was in the baths. Scared her out of her mind."
"Except it's Chinese," Frank said. "My grandmother has one of those." He flinched. "I mean, hers isn't twelve feet tall. But she imports stuff . . . from China. We're Chinese." He looked at Hazel and Percy, who were trying their hardest not to laugh. "Could I just die from embarassment now?" he asked.'
'As they jogged through the lobby, Percy figured Annabeth would like this place. It was spacious and brightly lit, with big vaulted windows. Books and architecture, that was definitely her . . .
"The horse seems to feel your despair," the queen said. "Interesting. He's immortal, you know - the son of Neptune and Ceres."
"I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.'"
"I'm practically home," [Frank] said. "My grandmother's house is right over there."
"What are these guys?" he whispered.
"Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."
Point: SoN: Best. Book. Of. 20111!!!!
Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life
The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given.
I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.
Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have SAS: short attention span)
What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?
I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .)
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Screw fire and save matches!!
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.
Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.
Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .
When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.
If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.
Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.
The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.
When life gives you lemons . . .
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?
Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .
I'm not random . . .
I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"
Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.
I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
"Sir, we're surrounded!"
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You go to your dad for advice.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You wear eyeliner.
You have to love all those useless copy and paste thingymabobbers:
Haikus are random
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile
If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile
If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile
If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.
If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to yout profile.
If you've ever tripped down the stairs, add this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile
If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.
If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile
If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well copy this into your profile.
LOL If u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile.
If you don't like Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you agree that TV shows should never be cancelled, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile
93 percent (or something like that) of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP'
If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said,
"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."
Pairings I Support:
Percy Jackson & the Olympians
Percabeth- Percy and Annabeth
Thaluke- Luke and Thalia
Thalico- Nico and Thalia
Gruniper- Grover and Juniper
Beckalina- Beckendorf and Silena
Chrisse- Clarisse and Chris
Tratie- Travis and Katie
Rico- Nico and Rachel
Rapollo- Apollo and Rachel
Pothena- Poseidon and Athena
Sanubis- Sadie and Anubis
Zarter- Zia and Carter
Heroes of Olympus
Jasper- Jason and Piper
Jayna- Jason and Reyna
Pie- Leo and Piper
Thaleo- Leo and Thalia
Fax- Fang and Max
Eggy- Iggy and Ella
Niggy- Iggy and Nudge
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Legend of Korra
Bumora: Bumi/Honora(aka: Tumblr's name for Zuko's daughter)
Phineas and Ferb
Phinabella- Phineas and Isabella
Canderemy(the official Candace/Jeremy name!)- Jeremy and Candace
Ferbessa- Ferb and Vanessa
Ferbella- Ferb and Isabella
Baljeet/Buford (JUST KIDDING! But seriously... It's creepy how close they can be sometimes... O.o)
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em!
Oh Wow. I claim to be a PJO fan, yet I have no quotes from PJO. Why, you ask. Well, I'm too lazy to remember them all. That' is why. But rest assured, I love PJO.
Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.
Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. Trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.
Olympus. Home of the gods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.
Atlas. Zoe's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)
Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.
Octavian. Camp Jupiter's royal a-hole.
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob!
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter
(Taken from xXPercidiaJacksonxX's profile. I changed like one of them.)
PJO facts of life:
The Lightning Thief Prophecy:
You shall go west and face the god who has turned,
You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.
The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:
You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone.
You shall find what you seek and make it your own.
But fear for your life entombed within stone
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.
The Titan's Curse Prophecy:
Five shall go west to the goddess in chains.
One shall be lost in the land without rain.
The bane of Olympus shows the trail.
Campers and Hunters combined prevail.
The titan's curse nust one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.
The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:
You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, the lost one, raise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand.
The child of Athena's final stand--
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.
THE GREAT PROPHECY:
A half-blood of the eldest gods
Shall reach sixteen against all odds
And see the world in endless sleep.
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days;
Olympus, to preserve or raze.
THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:
Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,
To storm or fire the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the doors of death.
LOST HERO PROPHECY:
Child of Lightning, beware the earth,
The giants' revenge the seven shall birth,
The forge and dove shall break the cage,
And death unleash, through Hera's rage.
If you've pulled a Percy: You've risked something for a friend or family member.
If you've pulled an Annabeth: You have over thunk something, "analyzed" a person, or created a strategy.
If you've pulled a Grover: You're not that good at sports, or you just don't like 'em, but when they had your favorite food, you ran like a demigod being chased by a hellhound.
If you've pulled a Nico: You've held a grudge for a while, or lost a close friend or family member, or is just a little creepy. Or something like that.
If you've pulled a Thalia: You have been scared of something, and sorta dodged it. Or you get really scary when you're angry.
If you've pulled a Luke: If you've backstabbed someone, or you sorta double crossed them.
I've pulled an Annabeth, a Nico, a Thalia, and a Luke. Sorta a Grover. I HATE sports.
THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE (Copyright to Max!)
1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
My Answer: Um… Greek mythology class, probably. OR: Cabin 6(AKA: THE ATHENA CABIN!) Or Cabin 3... Or Cabin 13(Hades?) Yeah…
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
My Answer: PERCY!!! AND NICO!! AND LEO!! AND WILL! And Luke and Jason.
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
My Answer: Thalia, Annabeth, Zoë, Piper, Rachel, Percy, and Leo!
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
My Answer: HERA. And CALYPSO.
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
My Answer: Battle of the Labyrinth or The Last Olympian. But all of them are AMAAZING!
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
My Answer: Percy, Nico, Thalia, Annabeth…
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
My Answer: Athena, Poseidon, Hestia, Hades, and Artemis
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
My Answer: Beg him to take me to camp and act like an annoying sibling to him! (Not to mention beg him to sign my books… And ask him why he isn’t at the Roman camp…)
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
My Answer: Crap… Um… Depending on which… Nico or Percy, probably. Or make them sneak him.
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
My Answer: Nico. He’s hot and he can shadow-travel!
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
My Answer: WTF?!? (Frick.)
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
My Answer: Percabeth!
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
My Answer: Well, mention that Percy should be rescued early from the Roman camp. Mention to Zeus(Er… Jupiter) how much he fails for having Jason. Congratulate Hades and Poseidon for having epic kids, and grudgingly tell Zeus he has an awesome daughter. Then beg to see those three(okay, four) children of the Big 3. Make that 5. I wanna see Bianca too.
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
My Answer: Hang with the PJO gang!
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
My Answer: “With great power… comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” -Nico di Angelo; TLO
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
My Answer: When he asks Annabeth for a good luck kiss! OR: DO I HAVE TO CHOOSE?!
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
My Answer: His quote: “With great power . . . comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
My Answer: ...Apollo and his sun chariot. That was interesting.
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
My Answer: SoM. Polyphemus’s bride-to-be.
20. Favorite Random Moment?
My Answer: The “dam” snack bar.
I went to a party, Mom
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now Im lying on the pavement,
My own bloods all around me,
Im sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
one message: dont drink and drive!
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Post this on your profile if you hate racism>>>>(This made me laugh!)
A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
I am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows 10.000 things, and the 4923rd thing is that Katara and Aang will end up together!
If you would die for your faith.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A true friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend.
Even when you can’t sense him GOD is there!
If you still support Kataang and haven't reverted to the dark side (Zutara) yet (despite bribes of cookies).
you believe in GOD.
If you ever wished to be able to bend
If you believe that Jesus is Lord.
If you believe that Christianity is the only thing that makes any sense in this crazy world.
If you know that God will always be with you and love you unconditionally.
•) .•) .•.•) .•(.• (.• Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
If you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it.
Deck of Cards
It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard.
The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week.
As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk.
Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?'
The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.'
The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.'
The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country,
I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.'
The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?'
'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God.
The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments
The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.
The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John .
The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified.
The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.
The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation.
The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth.
The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him.
The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.
The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.
The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.
The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.
When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.
There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year.
The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.
Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.
So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.'
Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US.
Prayer for the Military.
Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on...
Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.
Bless them and their families.
I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.
When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world.
There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful.
Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one.
Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (but its only a suggestion.)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (well...duh, a bit late, huh?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought??)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts...)
On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (and...I'm taking this because??...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or ourtdoor use only.' (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Now, somebody out there help me out on this one. I'm a bit curious...)
On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a steak: Serving suggestion: Freeze (But wouldn't that hurt your teeth?)
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Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you think Zutarians are crazy copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you want more Kataang stories on Fanfiction copy this and paste it into your profile
1. We do not comprehend the words “ching chong”.
2. WHATTHEHELL does “ching chong” even mean?!
3. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs.
4. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn’t mean they’re Chinese; they could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indonesian, Filipino etc.
5. We are not all COMMUNISTS.
6. We don’t always eat egg rolls and when we do it’s like once in a blue moon.
7. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring. Same goes for Asian guys and being called Grudge boy.
9. Dynasty Express and China King are not considered “real” Chinese food.
10. We don’t use THAT much M-S-G.
11. Don’t ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it.
12. We don’t know how to translate your name so stop asking cause most likely we can’t.
13. Don’t ask us to teach you curse words either.
14. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together.
15. All Asian countries speak different languages.
16. Just because we’re Asian it doesn’t mean that we know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your butt anyway.
17. Don’t say all Asian people look the same, that’s like saying all white people look the same, all African Americans look the same and all Hispanics look the same. When will you realize your stupidity?
18. Surprise! Not all Asians are good at maths.
19. Not all Asians are short.
20. Or skinny.
21. By the way, it’s VietNAMese, not VietMANese.
22. Not all Asian families run a nail shop although some of them do.
23. Same goes for convenient stores and laundromats.
24. What do you people stare at? Haven’t you seen an Asian person before?
25. Just to let you know, it’s NOT funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your butt.
26. Go ahead, make fun of us. We’ll just make fun of you in our own language
27. It’s ok for us to call each other F.O.B’s but if you call us one you’re asking for a beating.
28. Yeah we eat rice, so what? Got rice?
29. Don’t fold your hands and bow at us like you know what you’re doing cause honestly you look like an idiot.
30. Don’t ask if the Chinese use cat in their food, if they did they would label it “cat lo mein” instead of beef lo mein. They don’t use cat if you didn’t already guess that by now.
31. No…Yao Ming is not my uncle.
32. People from India are Asians too.
33. People from the Middle East are just as Asian as people from the southeast
If you're weird, then you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird.
Anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Sarcasm- a way to insult stupid people without them knowing it.
Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.
Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.
AU- Alternate Universe
OC- Original Character
OOC- Out of Character
Mary-sue- an all around perfect OC that ruins the whole story.
CC- Constructive criticism
Flames- a comment or review that only points out faults and is stated harshly.
IC- In character
AN- Author's note
R&R- Read & review
POV- Point of view
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
This One's For The Girls
If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away
If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats'
If your not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep your's is on the inside that's where it counts
If you'd rather read then party GREAT
If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes your not alone
If your a geek scream it from the roof tops
If your a nerd be proud of your brain and if your a gerk... well you get the point
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
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If you support Kataang , copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think that Aang should grow back his hair, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you don't use myspace and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think it's stupid that some girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are NOT addicted to Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile..
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you were lost but found by God, copy and paste this into your profile
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends.
If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile.
If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die.
Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray.
If you're a Christian and declare that Jesus is Lord, then copy and paste this into your profile! JESUS!
If you're annoyed with snobby people, then copy and paste this into your profile.
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Have you ever wondered:
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me.
T'was Grace that taught my heart to fear and Grace my fears relieved.
Through many dangers, toils and snares we have already come.
The Lord has promised good to me, His word my hope secures.
When we've been here ten thousand years bright shining as the sun.
Copy & Paste This
Without GOD, our week would be:
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Seven days without GOD will make one weak.
1. Only in
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
3. Only in America...do drugstores
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
5. Only in America...do banks leave
6. Only in
7. Only in America...do we use
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
10. Only in America...do they have
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
if you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight
I just had to
My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just
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