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Name:Casey

Age: 17

Orientation: Bisexual and by that i mean it fluctuates... i actually have a shirt idea that says Front: "Sorry I dont roll that way..." Back: "...Today. Try again tommorow."

Sex: "Sex is always the answer. It's never the question cuz the answers yes or the answers yes." - Nickleback, "S.E.X." I agree whole-heartedly (just to be clear, i am male)

Status:Boyfriend

I currently write when I'm bored and have nothing better to do. I accept suggestions and if you P.M. me with a pairing i will take a crack at it. Also, if you know me ask and ill write what you dont have the balls to. (I'm talking to you Michael.) Although I dont enjoy all pairings i do like some including naruhina(!!) kakasaku, and any yuri(im a guy sue me). I do however have a dirty little secret... I read (and enjoy) the occasional yaoi. There I said it you owe me 20 bucks Jason. I enjoy smut, fluff, angst, humor and lemons. I really got interested because of j-pop princess (I LOVE YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE!!). Anyway my spelling is good my grammer meh and my capitalization...depends on how lazy I'm feeling. I also love posting things that move me or make me laugh. My favorite type of F.F. is lemons (obviously) but i am a fanfiction junkie. I'm also a joker and think I am hilarious. If u dont...bite me. u dont have 2 listen/read. I also found out recently that i have no shame. If I'm told to do something degrading I will and if I'm told I wont I do it with gusto. Not only that, I will write whatever I damn well please and any (ANY!!!) suggestion is acceptable.

My current favorite quote from movies, tv, etc.

Shepards we shall be/ For Thee, my Lord, for Thee/ Power hath descended forth from Thy hand/ Our feet shall swiftly carry out thy command/ And we shall flow a river forth to Thee/ And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris. Et Filii. Et Spiritus Sancti. - Mcmannus family prayer, Boondock Saints

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold soul

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 98 of you people that read this won't repost

-Maybe I should try that next time I'm walking alone at night (I never even walk around alone at night anyway, so... Maybe I won't have to)

You know if you live in 2010 if...

Ever wonder where we are heading?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish washing fluid is made with real lemons?

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new and improved" flavor?

Why they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

AND...

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after hot after heating." (And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this... because?)

On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody help me out on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)

(I don't blame the company on this one; I blame the parents) On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

BUNNIES KICK BUTT! -Go bunny dude!

some of these dont apply to me...FUNNY...

Join the dark side, we have cookies!

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in you're profile (What do you mean, not put this in? NNNNNOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean 'we'? I'm the one people think is insane.)

If you KNOW that the voices in your head are REAL, copy and paste this into your profile

Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys! (So true)

Officer, I swear to Drunk i'm not God!

I smile cause i have no idea whats going on!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until i met the freaks called my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

People who say anything is possible have not tried to slam a revolving door

One day, we will look back on this day, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Ever stop and think...and forget to stop again?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and i can get how Rock beats Scissors, but there's no way that Paper can beat Rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock, leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't there sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to write notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear paper in two seconds. When i play Rock/ Paper/ Scissors, i always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say: Oh! I'm sorry, i thought Paper would protect you, you a_hole!

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

When you get caught looking at a guy, remember, he was looking back

A good friend will comfort you when you break up with him, a BEST friend will call him whispering: Seven days...

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional

If you don't like me, there is nothing i can do. Newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you

He said:

I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.

She said:

You wear pants don't you?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

Parents spend half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and spend the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up

Everyone has a wild side- me and my friends just perfer to make it public

I've got ADD and Magic Markers...oh the fun i shall have

Cereal Killer

EMO- Extravagantly Made Origami

At first, i wondered why God made you, then i realized that even God makes mistakes

Your eyes are as beautiful as enormous catapillars

Oops, i appear to have fallen upon your lips

Having the love of your life say that we can still be friends is like your dog die and your mom say you can still keep it

I think i could be madly in like with you

Music is like candy...you throw away the rappers

I live in a world with bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

Don't call me emo or else i'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then i'll die and it will all be YOUR FAULT!

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a female dog. And dogs bark. And bark is on trees. And tree are part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know i'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement!

If you say im not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If im not cold, im hot. I know i'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

EHMAGAWD

I'm so gangsta, i carry a squirtgun

I'm not good at advice? Can i intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

You're just jealous cause we act retarded in public and people still love us!

My friend's the kinda person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN!"

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator

I know im a sexy peguin

You cry, i cry, you laugh, i laugh, you fall off a cliff, i laugh even harder

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Thanks Stephanie, now i'll NEVER get a man!

I'm the kinda girl who'll break out in laughter while everyone else is quiet

I hear voices, and they don't like you

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A BEST friend will walk up to him and say 'its cause your gay, isn't it?'

I'm not a whore! Your boyfriend just thinks im hot!

When it rains on my party, i just burst out the slip-n-slide!

Be a loser, cool is soo over-rated

Dear heart, i met a boy today, prepare to shatter

Dear body and intellect, i met a boy today, prepare to make him eat HIS heart out!

If annoyed further, i shall spork your eyes out

Love can come in different colors

I'm gonna go touch the butt!!

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues

We fall for stupid boys, make lots of dumb mistakes, like to act stupid, talk really fast, laugh really loud, and flirt constantly. But us teenage girls, we do one thing really well: stay strong

Shun the non-believer! SSHHUUN!! SSSHHHUUUNNN!!

Night is a dark time for me

It is for everyone, moron

Not for Alaskans and people with night vision goggles!

Im not insane, and my hand puppets argree with me

Don't frown, because even if your sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile

You have a darkness for a dawn to come

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason why i love you. I was doing fine till i ran out of stars

Somebody spiked the vodka

Weather forecast for tonight: dark

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Tell the truth and run

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense...

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to...

The difficult is not to die for a friend, but to find a friend worth dieing for

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public

If God intended for man to smoke, he would have set him on fire

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound that they make as they go by

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried
post this in your profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won. I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

When you are bored the best medicine is one you create yourself. For example:

1. 'Test' the fishing poles

2. Leave a trail of tomato juice from the bathroom

3. Enter the dressing room and yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

4. Go up to some old guy and say "Grandpa! I thought you were dead!"

5. Look for a guy that has a girl beside them and say "Who is this?" and when he says that he doesn't know who you are say " Oh, so that's how it isw. Well, whatever we had is now over you cheating liar." Then run away crying.

6. Put a wet floor sign in a carpeted area.

7. When the guards chase you, try to get to the aisle where they sell chainsaws and grab the one. Then go to the the toy, grab a teddy bear and say "Stop or the bear get's it."

8. If they catch you kick 'em in the groin and say " That's for my mom."

9. Grab a toy sword and run around yelling "FOR NARNIA!". Then find an old lady and say "AH! IT'S THE WHITE WITCH! SOMEONE GET ASLAN!"

10. Get a toy gun and walk around singing "Secret Agent man, Secret Agent man."

11. Release all the balls and say "GO PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!"

12. Find some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and walk up to random people saying " IT'S TIME TO DUEL!"

13. Go up to the cashier and say "Where are you keeping him?" When they say they don't know what you're talking about say "GODDAMMIT! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING MY BROTHER?!

14. Do the Hare Hare Yukai in the men's bathroom if you're a girl, do it in the girl's bathroom if you're a boy.

15. Get one of those dolls that can pee and get an e,mployee and say "Sir, there is something wrong with my brother/sister and I can't find my parents." When the employee leans in to look at your 'brother/sister' activate the doll.

16. Attach a walkie talkie to an Elmo and make it say " Elmo has mommy." in a demonic voice whenever a kid (that's alone) walks towards it.

17. Sing shigure's high school girl song whenever some girl walks by. (Both boys and girls can do this one ;) it is 'highschool girls highschool girls, all for me highschool girls'

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