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Author has written 5 stories for Mario, Legend of Zelda, and Hunger Games.

Hi. I'm Ittybit, if you haven't noticed. I write stories, and for some reason most of them are sad. I'm going to start writing again; get in on the Hunger Games, refurbish some old stories and possibly write new in the Mario section if I'm graced with an idea. Also, ZELDA. Woo.

Oooh! You know what's really fun that I like to do in my spare time? Subscribe to Smosh on Youtube. It's so fun, you should try it


My Stories

The Perfect Plan-
My first real story, about a serial killer. Not very well written, hasted through. From the point of view of Mario Mario. DELETED. (Hardest thing I've ever had to do. But, I mean, c'mon. It kind of sucked.)

Legend of Groose- 11/? Chapters uploaded. 11/? Chapters written.
Hoping this one turns out nice. ALL the character development and such. From the point of view of Groose. IN-PROGRESS.

Hopeless- 1/1 Chapters uploaded.
A sad, but okayish one-shot if I do say so myself. Mario and Vivian. COMPLETED.

Then there's like... poems.

My Favorite Phrases and Stuff

Smosh quotes:

Ian: Here's me as the president, I believe.
Anthony: *Gasps* The same person sent me a card, too last week. Let me go get it!
Ian: What the frick?
Anthony: We're best friends! And we're presidents!
Ian: She has us in the same pose! This is like some serial killer shit!

Ian: Falcon PAUNCH!
Anthony: That was a weak punch.
Ian: Yeah, I couldn't reach. So I kind of just falcon poked you.

"How do you have a name like "Magnar" and not go on an insane killing spree with a battle axe?" Ian

"When life gives you lemons, throw them away and say 'Hey life, you're a bitch, give me something better like lemonade.'" Ian

Video Game quotes:

"After Luigi and Mario return from the Underwhere for the first time) That's my bro, always bouncing back. Like me! I bounce, too!" Luigi (I was actually wondering if Luigi's personality was really like we all believed it to be. Then I read this. The most adorable thing I've ever read, :3)

Improv-A-Ganza quotes:

Jeff Davis: Flippity flap, flippity flap, flip the pancake on my stack! Everybody flap my jack! Everybody!
Audience Guy: Flippity flap, flippity flap, flippity flap, fl--
Jeff: NO! WRONG!

Heather Anne Campbell: Hey dad! Is it distracting to you when I'm talking to you while you're driving your pencil around on the paper?
Chip Esten: New choice.
Heather: Hey dad! Is it distracting to you if I screeeeeech while you're driving your pencil around on the paper?
Chip: New choice.
Heather: *whispers* Hey dad... is it distracting to you... if I'm kinda quiet...
Ryan Stiles: Why didn't I kill your mother when I had the chance?

Ryan: Boom!
Chip: New choice.
Ryan: Splash!
Chip: New choice.
Ryan: Auooga! You've brought back cars from the 20s!

Greg Proops: Okay lets practice. If I were to ask for a type of movie, you would say...
Audience: *loud array of suggestions*
Me: Action!
Greg: What was that, babe?
Me: *squeaky* Action!
Greg: *High pitched* Action! Yeah, you're gonna get some action...
Me: *face-palm*

Jeff: Freeze! Okay, a type of theatre...
Jeff: Oh, like you've ever seen a Kabuki! Maybe one!

"Straighten up, Newbie, and I mean that in every sense of the word." -Dr. Perry Cox [Scrubs]

Harmontown Quotes:

Erin: First question: Anthony and his girlfriend have been dating for A--
Jeff: False.

Jeff: Anthony Game. The game where Anthony gets made fun of.
Dan: There will only be one loser.

Adam Goldberg: ...with a back so crooked it makes Jeff look straight!
Audience: Oooohh...

Fedora:Can you name the four Hogwarts houses?
Dan:Okay, so there's four schools of magic. I know that one is Slytherin.
Jeff:I didn't know there was four houses. Uh... one's called... Knuckle-muffins. One's called Gravy Train. And Loleta's Kiss.
Dan:Uh... Pokipsy. Magic Hat. Dumble...
Jeff:Dumble-scrumbles? And Bumper-stumpers.

Dan Harmon quotes:

"Why can’t we all live to between 70 and 90 and just turn to dust. Why does it always have to be like, ‘ahh his heart did this and his liver did that and his lung had this thing and then he had a complicated thing,’ ugh it’s such a bummer."

"Happiness is defined by the unhappiness that follows it."

"All kids play make believe, all kids play hot lava, there’s a dinosaur and all this stuff. But then some kids start playing football, and then there’s other kids that are like ‘fucking hot lava just started getting good.’"

"If you don’t know you’re right until you hear it from someone else, but you think you’re going to change the world, one of those two things has got to give."

"Ten more years…one of drinking and eight of... not knowing what eight plus one is. That was a quotable. You just watched my brain die a little bit."

"Maybe we have a chemical that makes us just afraid of death enough to go to work but not afraid of death enough to not go to work."

"Take it easy. Nothing you do matters as much as you think. Your greatest achievements aren’t yours at all, they’re accidents and jokes. You’re a puppet, the universe does the work, and it gets the most done when you’re moving the least. Surrender, flow, relax. Don’t be hard on yourself, don’t put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you’ll be perfect when you’re dead."

"The person you are actually capable of loving will always be out of your league, and everybody in your league will either stop loving you or stop being loved by you. In other words: Love is not a real thing. It’s an itch you can’t scratch. It’s greener grass. It’s a mirage. In reality, we huddle together, or we stand alone, and in either case, we will always have to wonder: ‘What if I wasn’t doing this?’"

Update: I like the Hunger Games. The community is fantastic and fun. Despite the fact that I hate almost every character in the entire series, I sill like the story, which is some real frikkin talent if you ask me. The world that the author left to expand upon is phenomenally large, which is awesome for people like me on a site like this. Expect to see some of that coming up.

Now behold, my stories.

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The Phoenix: Burning Day by Phoenix Refrain reviews
The story of Johanna Mason from her reaping in the 69th Hunger Games until the announcement of the Quarter Quell. Part 1 of 3.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 133 - Words: 252,451 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Finnick O., Johanna M.
The Jealousy Games by Funkypurplerhino reviews
The Hunger Games from Gale's POV. What is going on in Gale's mind and world during the 74th Games. Canon compliant. Gale-centric, eventual GaleXMadge, some GaleXKatniss. Multi-part post-Mockingjay epilogue is currently being posted. (Dec 2015).
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 147,038 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Gale H., Madge U.
Not Another Love Story by Cascore reviews
Society believes that a princess will inevitably meet her Prince Charming some day. The thought of a happily ever after is sought by everyone, especially during the high school years. But one princess just doesn't seem to fit the mold.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 135,491 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Daisy, Luigi
Garbled Code by 1Thunderfire reviews
Found yourself in an unexplainable pickle? Managed to die in an unnatural way? Well, you have probably uncovered a glitch and this series is based on the various glitches that you may uncover in Mario games. Random situations, rated T for profanities.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,307 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Bowser
Paper Mario: The Legend of the Thousand Year Door by PaperMario1018 reviews
This is a novelization of the game the way it was meant to be told. I have poured out my heart and soul into writing this, to make this story a truly moving tale of adventure, tragedy, and love. Please enjoy the novelization of the game that I love dearly
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,336 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Mario, Goombella
Bring Them to Their Knees by 24tributes24authors reviews
The sequel to Tears of Blood begins with the first Quarter Quell-the 25th Annual Hunger Games! 24 Authors represent 24 tributes until only one remains. No one ever "wins" the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 492,711 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Caesar F.
The Mole: Saboteur's Island by krisetchers reviews
The Mole: The mystery continues! Ten players aim to complete a series of challenges, winning up to 500,000 coins in this tropical setting. But among them is a betraying secret agent, ruthlessly sabotaging their vacation. Can you uncover who is The Mole?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 47 - Words: 237,669 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Blooper Mario Sunshine by AllHailMario reviews
A wacky parody of Super Mario Sunshine which involves a mean-spirited FLUDD, not-so-succulent seafood, and a poorly-designed Mecha Bowser. Read as Mario puts up with all the madness!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,477 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Mario - Complete
Tears of Blood by 24tributes24authors reviews
24 tributes, 24 authors, the 24th Hunger Games. 24 writers come together to write a Hunger Games of epic proportions. Only 1 will survive while 23 other authors' dreams get crushed as they watch their characters die. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 70 - Words: 351,288 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Other tributes, Caesar F. - Complete
To Jest for a Jester by Mowo64 reviews
"A long time ago, I learned that life... is a game..." The secrets of Castle Bleck, strange powers to master, the prophecy heroes to stop, bizarre characters to befriend, and strange feelings for a certain jester-SPM through Mimi's eyes. Updates Fridays.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,073 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Mimi, Dimentio
Dear Mario by Slave4UBrit reviews
Some letters are better off unsent. Then again, some aren't. Rated K-plus because it's kind of sad :B Updated September twenty seventh. I'm BAAAAACK!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Mario, Peach
Better Castles and Gardens by Death By Segway Scooter reviews
Excerpts from the recovered diary of a former employee of Castle Bleck.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Count Bleck/Blumiere - Complete
An Ode to the Demonic Jester by Author XIV reviews
Anyone who has played or spoiled for themselves SPM knows this eccentric villain. But no one has taken the time to truly revel in his awesomeness. Well... this ode does. Laugh, cry, revel, remember his failure, and bow to your master out of pity here.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Dimentio - Complete
The Return of Darkness by VioletNinja reviews
A direct sequel to Super Paper Mario, we follow Blumiere and Timpani, Mario and the gang, and some new characters as they try to stop Dimentio from destroying everything again- but he holds a terrible secret. Love, loss, action, and SPM secrets revealed!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,856 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Dimentio - Complete
A City Sleeps by Lux Bravo reviews
A short poem based off the destruction of the old city by the Shadow Queen. Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door is owned by Nintendo. Please review, as I would like to know what people think of this story.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010
Underling of Underlings by 1Thunderfire reviews
Here is but a simple Goomba, always the weakest of foes but perhaps he can talk to you still and not get jumped upon.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Goomba - Complete
3 AM by TheWimpzilla reviews
Some stories were never meant to be posted. Filed under Humor and Tragedy for reasons I should probably know.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Luigi
Joint Press Conference: Luigi & Daisy by Cascore reviews
After some time of debating amongst themselves whether or not to do it, Luigi and Daisy finally decide to hold a press conference. And you, the readers, are the very journalists attending their event, questions at the ready. Let's hope they're prepared.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,664 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Luigi, Daisy
Super Smash Bros Melee: Ultimate Tournament by AllHailMario reviews
A tournament with an unheard-of reward of one million Smash's the Ulimate Tournament, and everyone's signed up. However, a sinister plot lurks in the background, hurting fighters and sowing panic...who's the cause of this, and what's happening?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,302 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Marth - Complete
Storybook by nalagaOcean777 reviews
The memories were pale and faded, like the pictures of a storybook forgotten in the rain.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Rosetta/Rosalina - Complete
All Along by Cascore reviews
After all those years, maybe it was about time Princess Peach discovered who was her true Knight in Shining Armor all along.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bowser, Peach - Complete
The L Stands for Loser by TheWimpzilla reviews
Updated by the strict schedule of "when I feel like it", The L Stands for Loser takes a look into the gradual mental traumatization of everyone's second favorite plumber and his everlasting struggle against the universal plague commonly known as bad luck.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,228 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Luigi - Complete
Behind the Madness by Cascore reviews
When a Koopa steps forth to ask Bowser why he constantly acts as the bad guy, Bowser gives him an answer that not only explains his ways, but also the existence of the entire world.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bowser, Koopa Troopa - Complete
TEC and the Princess by The Purple Wind reviews
A lyric ballad about the love shared by Princess Peach and the perfect computer, TEC-XX. Note: I'm not sure why the spacing isn't working properly, but the poem in supposed to consist of 19 4-line stanzas.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Peach - Complete
Pong by composingmythoughts reviews
The journal of a man who develops an unhealthy relationship with the game. Written to be humorous, for the Katarina. Rated T for language.
Pong - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Cherry by Cascore reviews
After Peach saves the life of a human woman named Cherry, she soon finds herself stuck in the crosshairs of seduction, struggling to remain faithful to Mario. Little does she know that a certain Boo is the composer behind the entire scheme.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,199 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Peach, King Boo, OC - Complete
Double Point Sale by Cascore reviews
When Mario receives a mail about the final double points sale, he makes absolutely sure he can get to it in time. Based on Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, and rated K plus for comic mischief.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Mario - Complete
BobOmb Sweeper by Cascore reviews
Led by General Mario, a division of eighteen Toad troops take on their biggest, toughest Bob-Omb sweep yet. A parody of the game Minesweeper and rated K plus for unfortunate events.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Mario, Toad - Complete
Player One by Cascore reviews
Mario takes a look at his role as Player One.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Mario - Complete
Player Two by Cascore reviews
Luigi takes a look at his role as "Player Two".
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Luigi - Complete
The Mole: Traitor Aboard by krisetchers reviews
The Mole: Nine contestants work their way through physical and mental challenges to reach the grand total of 500,000 coins. But aboard the eight average players is an imposter, a traitor, a saboteur. Can you determine which one of them is the Mole?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 167,652 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Player Two by krisella reviews
He'd always been second best. He ran away and became a rebel. His life became filled with moments of him leaving friends and areas for good, alone. Suddenly, he gets introduced to a new and exciting sport: Pong. That very day, Player Two signs up.
Pong - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Super Mario Sunshine As Told By Bowser by AllHailMario reviews
This is the story of Super Mario Sunshine...through Bowser's eyes. It provides some background on how Bowser arrived in the first place, how many of the items appeared, and what Bowser was doing while all this was going on.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Bowser, Bowser Jr. - Complete
Better Off Alone by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
*COMPLETED!* Vivian can only wonder if she'll ever fit in anywhere. Often abused and put down by the world, she quietly laments in the darkness of her own fate... This is a moving tale about how everyone deserves love, friendship... and a second chance.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 216,488 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
College Rule Pikario: The Very Old Door Thingy! by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
[COMPLETED!] When Peach sends Pikario a letter containing a mysterious map, he sets out to meet her, but soon finds she's gone missing! Not only that, but strange secrets and Pokemon are lurking around every corner! What IS The Very Old Door Thingy?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,710 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Go By Train by Shimegami-chan reviews
One-shot. A tour of the Excess Express. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door fanfic, no spoilers.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Complete
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Legend of Groose reviews
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword from point of view of the series' best and most-developed-in-one-game character; Groose. Watch a hero in disguise as he, with a few others, puts his hand in prophecy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,640 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Groose
Too Close reviews
The girl from district five has stealth and brains, but not any sort of strength. Foxface's last moments from her point of view.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Foxface
Hopeless reviews
Title sounds fun, huh? A story about a girl who has to deal with that no matter how much she wants to be with her hero, they can never be together. Yup, fun. One-shot
Mario - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Mario, Vivian - Complete
No, It Doesn't Always Have To Rhyme reviews
My own collection of Mario poems that I'll update when I do. Enjoy, and review if something needs to be said.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011
The Thousand Year Door reviews
A poem about Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete