Author has written 5 stories for Mario, Legend of Zelda, and Hunger Games.
Hi. I'm Ittybit, if you haven't noticed. I write stories, and for some reason most of them are sad. I'm going to start writing again; get in on the Hunger Games, refurbish some old stories and possibly write new in the Mario section if I'm graced with an idea. Also, ZELDA. Woo.
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I AM FEMALE.
The Perfect Plan-
Legend of Groose- 11/? Chapters uploaded. 11/? Chapters written.
Hopeless- 1/1 Chapters uploaded.
Then there's like... poems.
My Favorite Phrases and Stuff
Ian: Here's me as the president, I believe.
Ian: Falcon PAUNCH!
"How do you have a name like "Magnar" and not go on an insane killing spree with a battle axe?" Ian
"When life gives you lemons, throw them away and say 'Hey life, you're a bitch, give me something better like lemonade.'" Ian
Video Game quotes:
"After Luigi and Mario return from the Underwhere for the first time) That's my bro, always bouncing back. Like me! I bounce, too!" Luigi (I was actually wondering if Luigi's personality was really like we all believed it to be. Then I read this. The most adorable thing I've ever read, :3)
Jeff Davis: Flippity flap, flippity flap, flip the pancake on my stack! Everybody flap my jack! Everybody!
Heather Anne Campbell: Hey dad! Is it distracting to you when I'm talking to you while you're driving your pencil around on the paper?
Greg Proops: Okay lets practice. If I were to ask for a type of movie, you would say...
Jeff: Freeze! Okay, a type of theatre...
"Straighten up, Newbie, and I mean that in every sense of the word." -Dr. Perry Cox [Scrubs]
Erin: First question: Anthony and his girlfriend have been dating for A--
Jeff: Anthony Game. The game where Anthony gets made fun of.
Adam Goldberg: ...with a back so crooked it makes Jeff look straight!
Fedora:Can you name the four Hogwarts houses?
Dan Harmon quotes:
"Why can’t we all live to between 70 and 90 and just turn to dust. Why does it always have to be like, ‘ahh his heart did this and his liver did that and his lung had this thing and then he had a complicated thing,’ ugh it’s such a bummer."
"Happiness is defined by the unhappiness that follows it."
"All kids play make believe, all kids play hot lava, there’s a dinosaur and all this stuff. But then some kids start playing football, and then there’s other kids that are like ‘fucking hot lava just started getting good.’"
"If you don’t know you’re right until you hear it from someone else, but you think you’re going to change the world, one of those two things has got to give."
"Ten more years…one of drinking and eight of... not knowing what eight plus one is. That was a quotable. You just watched my brain die a little bit."
"Maybe we have a chemical that makes us just afraid of death enough to go to work but not afraid of death enough to not go to work."
"Take it easy. Nothing you do matters as much as you think. Your greatest achievements aren’t yours at all, they’re accidents and jokes. You’re a puppet, the universe does the work, and it gets the most done when you’re moving the least. Surrender, flow, relax. Don’t be hard on yourself, don’t put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you’ll be perfect when you’re dead."
"The person you are actually capable of loving will always be out of your league, and everybody in your league will either stop loving you or stop being loved by you. In other words: Love is not a real thing. It’s an itch you can’t scratch. It’s greener grass. It’s a mirage. In reality, we huddle together, or we stand alone, and in either case, we will always have to wonder: ‘What if I wasn’t doing this?’"
Update: I like the Hunger Games. The community is fantastic and fun. Despite the fact that I hate almost every character in the entire series, I sill like the story, which is some real frikkin talent if you ask me. The world that the author left to expand upon is phenomenally large, which is awesome for people like me on a site like this. Expect to see some of that coming up.
Now behold, my stories.