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Joined 01-20-10, id: 2224485, Profile Updated: 11-06-13
Author has written 10 stories for Moonlight, NCIS, True Blood, Van Helsing, and Once Upon a Time.

Name:Aleu or Agent


About me: I like to write, always been a story teller and it became to make me write. I'm in MA, *starts singing kung-fu fighting* nah... I also love to read. . Man I'm so boring.. Blah blah blah blah lalalala that's all folks.

My favorite quotes:

Tony:So are handcuffs I bet your couldn't get out of those Ziva...

Ziva:You saying you want to handcuff me, Tony?

Josef:Everything is about sex!

Mick:No it's not.

Josef:Oh Hey Beth...


If you think Ziva and Tony should be together copy and paste this in your profile

If you think Moonlight should be back on, copy and paste this in you profile.

What my friends think of me: Headstrong By trapt

Lost in thought: Iris by Goo goo dolls

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. XD

(found this on a profile.)

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

15. You find yourself singing Tony's undercover song at odd times.

16. When you image you in NCIS world

17.If you pick out who your friend would be in NCIS and yourself (BTW I'm Ziva.)

If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.

Number your twelve favorite Moonlight and NCIS Chacracters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:











11. Tony

12. Ziva

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?


2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Cute not hot..

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Gah! The world would go BOOM! One is is she 30s and he is his 70s

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?


5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No. That made me laugh

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Nope! Ten is female and five is female! Five/ten nope..

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

One that would happen and 7 would be very pissed.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

3 likes 10. But 10 likes someone else..

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?


10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Mother love

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Wouldn't happen!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?


13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?


14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Five yeah.. Two yeah, four no..

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?


16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Some old song..

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Super odd!

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Nothing, they are like father/daughter

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?


20. How emo is Seven?


2010's vs. 2000's

Jesse McCartney is my Justin Beiber.
Lizzie McGuire is my Hannah Montana.
My Jonas Brothers are the Backstreet Boys.
Britney Spears kicks Selena Gomez's ass.
You say Demi Lovato? I say Kelly Clarkson.
And whoever my president was then, clearly pwns Obama.

The 2000's have history and awesomeness. 2010 has gay singers and pedophile brothers. Which is better?
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The Taming of the Two: A Tony & Ziva Love Story by rekkidbraka reviews
The ongoing romantic / comedic / angsty adventures of Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David. CHAPTER form. UPDATE: "Loca" - Deeks? Jealous of Tony? NCIS:LA xover. TIVA meets Kensi/Deeks
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 208 - Words: 231,342 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Motherhood by Sophie Ranier reviews
Ziva had choose motherhood on her own. A big decision followed by a small secret will changer her life forever.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 43,639 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Ziva D.
The Kin by songspazz reviews
Beth's mother decides to pay her a surprise visit, but she's the one who's in for a surprise when she finds the same man who she went to for help twenty-two years earlier standing there in her daughter's living room. Post-Sonata. Feedback please!
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Mick S. J., Beth T.
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Fate or fading reviews
Graham never dies. Regina married him and moved off to New York, but one day Robin stops by. Is the marriage as strong as Regina thinks? Are Robin and Regina fate? Rated M for later chapter.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19 - Published: 8/2
Fifty shades of Gold reviews
"Watch out." Mr Gold warned Belle. But she told him no, the only one brave enough to say no to him. Something as gotten into Mr. Gold, he forgot to collect the rent from Belle today.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,293 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Strong soul, weak heart reviews
"What do you want? I have nothing...left to lose." Anna said, her voice slowly going into a whisper. Anna have nothing left to lose and Dracula comes for a visit. What does he want?
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,420 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Anna Valerious, Dracula
Moonlight season 2 reviews
What happens after the door shuts? R&R
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011
True high reviews
What if Sookie met vampires when she was a teenger? Sookie Stackhouse is a teenager in high school and teenage drama isn't the only thing she has to deal with. Rated M for later chapters.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Sookie S.
Fortune Cookies reviews
What happens when the Moonlight world turns around with a wish and a cookie? What's life doing to be like? WARNING spoilers. R&R!
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011
With a glass of wine reviews
Sookie is alone watching TV with a glass of wine. Does her love mess with her mind or is it the blood bond?
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sookie S. - Complete
Through Other's eyes reviews
BABIES! Who is it told by? Well your have to find that out on your own. NCIS Babies, how will that work out? Who are the parents? R&R
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,641 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010
Someone's Pregnant reviews
Mick burned the list of vampires and then Beth finds out she's pregnant. Who's the father? Mick or Josh? R&R
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,150 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Mick S. J., Beth T. - Complete
NCIS reviews
DEATH! No not really but it make you look. This have Tiva, McAbby and Maybe Jibbs. The team goes to paris and they find someone thought was done forever. Please R&R, Yeah I no it's bad fr a sum. But give it a try.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010