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hi i'm not really sure what im supposed to say in this but here it is. my names Samantha but my friends call me sam, the select few call me sammie. im 15 and i love Jackson Rathbone (plays Jasper). i go to a wonderfull catholic school in pennsylvania and i really hate the uniforms. there not as bad as my grade school though. lol. i got hooked on ff because one of my friends has stories up on the site and she wanted me to read them. i did and then set up an account a few weeks later. down below my story summerys i have a list of 37 things to do in an elevotor. i just felt the need to say, i am slowly working through that list. this should get intresting.
DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THE CHARACTERS IN MY STOORIES ARE MINE, THEY ALL BELONG TO MRS. MEYER. I DO NOT OWN, I JUST BORROW!
Hobbies: writing, reading, watching NASCAR (GO KASEY KAHNE!!)
trust is key: jasper is taken by maria netty and lucy. by the time the cullens find him the damage has already been done. now the cullens must split up and find maria in order to ensure that jasper will live.
Jaspers pain: jasper kills someone for the first tims since bella has been changed. he becomes upset because bella has better controll then he does. can bella and alice help him realize just how special he realy is? (possibly complete, but im not sure yet)
Brotherly love: a prank phone call turns into a reunion between Jasper and his sister. (im considering stopping this one, there doesent seem to be much intrest.)
Learning to love: when Jasper is accidently outed to his parents they become upset and kick him out of the house. he goes and lives with his cousin Bella and is introduced to Edward. sparks will fly but will jasper be able to maintain his new life or will his dad come back and ruin it??
All to save his life: edward had been kidnaped by aro and while at his mansion meets jasper. they both feel the spark but under the circumstamces neither have the curage to act on them. follow the boys on their journy of self discovery!
life happens: (well i think thats what ive named it) Alice and her gay best friend Jasper go to a party only to find out a few months later that Jasper is pregnant. not only will Jasper have to do with the pregnancy but also has to deal with a possible new love. Edward, Alice's brother, returns from boarding school in england and brings his abused best friend Jenny. Will jasper and Edward find love?
the entire twilight series (duh)
anything written by my friends tori, rose, reena, or matty
the true blood book series.
and lots more, i just cant remember rite now.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." (Who else imagines Edward doing this in New Moon?)
i want to thank everyone who has read and reviewed on my stories. the reviews make me soooooo happy. thanks for reading and ill add more chapters soon
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I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
Please re-post this if you think abortion is a horrible thing.
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, idiot!"
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you are an individual. stay above the influence.
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If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
IF YOU WANT BELLA TO BE A VAMPIRE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A JASPER WHITLOCK OUT THERE FOR YOU COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO VAMPIRES AND WANT TO BE ONE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
If you've ever argued with yourself and lost copy this onto your profile
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless copy this onto your profile
98 of teens would scream if they saw the Jonas Brothers on a roof top. Post this if you are part of the 2 that would shout JUMP!!
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
ok everyone i decided to creat a seccond account on ff because my school friends want to read my stories and i dont want them reading some of the things i've posted. my new pen name is ilovejasper4ever1123 so if you want to read some of my newer projects give me a few days and i get something up there for you. -Sam