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I live in New Zealand.

I'm a total insomniac and FF keeps me going in the middle of the night.

I like TWILIGHT!!!

I like Harry Potter too.

Twilight Quiz

Bella or Alice


Jacob or Jasper


Edward or Jacob


New Moon or Eclipse


Twilight or Breaking Dawn


Esme or Emily


Carlisle or Charlie

Carlisle -- from the books
Charlie -- from the movies XD

Rosalie or Tanya


Rosalie or Alice


Mike or Edward


Tyler or Eric


Eric or Mike


Team Jacob or Team Edward

Team Edward

Porsche or Volvo


'55 Chevy or Volvo


Werewolves or Vampires


Movie or Book


Bella and Edward or Bella and Jacob

Bella and Edward

Bella's Lullaby or Esme's Favorite

Bella's Lullaby

''Just because I'm resisting the wine, doesn't mean i can't appreciate the bouquet"

-- Edward Cullen

Edward: "I love the way you smell in the rain"
Bella: "Is that good or bad?"
Edward:"Both. Always Both."

-- Edward Cullen and Bella Swan

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of three of your best friends. If they're okay, then its you.

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" Well I think guns help, if you stood there and said "BANG" you wouldn't kill many people.

If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Someday, Someone will walk into your life and you’ll realize why it never worked with anyone else.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

It’s not who you’ve known the longest; It’s about who came and never left your side

Any fool can have a trophy wife. It takes a real man to have a trophy marriage.

Behind every beautiful girl there’s a dumb guy who did her wrong & made her strong

I’ve built a wall not to block anyone out but to see who loves me enough to climb over.

Rewind the good times. Fast-forward the bad things and pause the unforgettable moments.

Arms are for hugging. Boys are for kissing. Sluts are for dissing. And best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all you need is a hug.

We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other one was given to someone else for us to find.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

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Blue Babes and Bad Boys by ThySarah reviews
Bella,Alice and Rosalie, have been friends forever. When they started high school, they decided to be known as the Blue babes. They are famous for wearing their blue jackets everyday, gorgeous, they're attitude. Every girl wishes to be then, and every boy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,736 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6806 - Favs: 9,754 - Follows: 3,016 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 3,556 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 14,424 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Opposites Attract: Freshman Year by AMWalsh reviews
Drama Filled: Sweet innocent Bella falls for her new dorm mate's "Alice" womanizing older brother Edward. Do Opposites Attract? Read to find out. A/J, E/B, Em/R, C/Es, All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 110,650 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wake up call by Can't Decode Me reviews
Bella is recovering from Cancer and has just moved to Forks to live with her brother Emmett and dad Charlie. Edward is a bad ass. They meet during community service. She's a people person and He's not. Can she change him? My first fanfic. OOC. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 80,760 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete