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I AM UNABLE TO GET ONTO FANFICTION.NET OFTEN SO ALL THE FANFICS WILL EITHER BE DELETED AND REDONE ANOTHER TIME OR WILL BE PUT ON HOLD UNTIL EVERYTHING IS SORTED I AM VERY SORRY FOR THIS BUT I AM JUST SO BUSY AND BEARLY GET TIME TO WRITE.
"Voldemort is my past, present, and future."
Hi I'm Loonie Riddle Dragon I havn't been writing Fanfic's That Long and I'm just getting into it
I'm not old and i'm not young.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
"The more you piss me off, the longer I'll keep you alive."
"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."
Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone
You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!
So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
If you die, I'll kill you!
Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Forget cookies, the dark side has YAOI!
YAOI: I rape because i care.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Confusion is a term for the stupid.
I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn't for you
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
Everyone has a wild side- me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!
Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children, is called cannibalism, and that is some crazy shit.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away…and you’ll have their shoes!
“Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.”
“If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little point in writing.”
“Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong.”
I only smile because you’ve finally drove me insane.
“I don’t believe in racism in any way, shape, or form. I think there are idiots in every color, race and religion.”
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I’m not scared…but my inner child has run away in terror and is threatening to jump off of the coffee maker…funny thing is, we don’t have a coffee maker.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash
1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.
2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.
3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.
4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.
5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.
6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.
7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.
8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.
9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.
10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.
11. It’s the only aphrodesiac you need.
12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.
13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.
If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.
I love it when someone insults me. That means i don't have to be nice anymore.
Fiction is the only way to distress or let disappear someone you really hate, legally.--So what was your name?
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Okay, so... there's this thing called retard-ness and me and my girls, well...we've gone pro.
When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing but more as a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Trying is the first step toward failure
if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What should Tai say if he woke up and saw he was in Sora's body...?')
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.
This...was so many levels past 'not good' there wasn't a word for it yet.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
Mind like parachute - only function when open
I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity – Edgar Allen Poe.
Heaven won’t let me in and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Our destinies are not carved in stone. And even so, stones can be shattered…
"There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!".
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
When life gives you lemons, you make beef stew... or the more sensible thing to do would be squeeze them into people’s eyes...
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
When I say: IMMEDIATELY, it means drop everything and stop for nothing...
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
"Sorry I'll try not to trust you next time!"
"We all go a little mad sometimes"
there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
An Elegant Suicide Is The Ultimate Work Of Art.
"Until I get some sugar in my system this IS my happy face"
"i am implementing the 'screw you' plan"
I'm not evil I'm...no wait, I AM evil...
Free insults, come get yours.
"When the world turns it's back on you, steel it's wallet!"
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
I have, indeed, no abhorrence of danger, except in its absolute effect - in terror.
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.
Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence.
Stupidity is a talent for misconception.
The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be.
Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
To be thoroughly conversant with a man's heart, is to take our final lesson in the iron-clasped volume of despair.
Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.
Note: Sorry if any of my storys you want updated arn't being updated , They will be! but I have bad writers block for almost all of them right now so sorry