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Joined 01-21-10, id: 2225091, Profile Updated: 02-05-11
Author has written 6 stories for Dragon Age.

"There was me: that is, Alex; and my three droogs: that is, Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milkbar sold milk plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old... ultraviolence."

Um... try not to tell anyone I'm here...

I blame it on Dragon Age. And Alistair's hair, and probably cheese. Mhm.

Other than that... I'm an aspiring film major (aim high), and more recently, engaged in a passionate love affair with Dragon Age: Origins. I prefer wasting my time with these things as much as I can until there's almost no time for other, unimportant things, like college or life.

Oh yeah, and then sometimes I forget to sleep, smoke too many cigarettes, and write something.

Funny, that.

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Reconstruct by littleblackdog reviews
Rebuilding a broken order; recreating themselves in their new roles. Of politics and duty, death and love. Post-game, spoilers. Fem!Aeducan/Alistair/Zevran, threesome warning. May be read as a stand-alone, or as a companion to "Of Steel & Stone."
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,284 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Aeducan
Damn Elissa Cousland by tickles44 reviews
"Well, Kallian as we get to know each other better you'll find that I like to think of vengeance a lot, then I like to cry a little in order to show my vulnerable side."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,193 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Alistair, Tabris - Complete
Shades of Grey by Traxits reviews
She made him swear to keep Alistair on his feet until he could stand alone. Maker help him, Zevran will honor that final promise, even if it kills him.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,036 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
Spiritus Mundi by Speakfire reviews
The Archdemon is dead and Ferelden survives. But darkness lingers and as they say, without darkness, there can be no light. End-game spoilers. Alistair/Dalish Elf
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,079 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Alistair, Mahariel
The New Grey Warden Handbook by NotLaura reviews
If they're going to rebuild the wardens, they need to establish some new rules. Alistair/female PC fluff, post-game.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Understanding by Aeryn Phoenix reviews
Alistair/Fem!Mahariel centric drabbles. Two people raised by different cultures are bound to have trouble coming to an understanding. Sometimes the less they try, the easier it becomes, and needing each other becomes more important than being right.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,314 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Alistair, Mahariel - Complete
Defensive Strategies by Milkshake Butterfly reviews
In which Wilson has a problem, House has a cunning plan, girls hunt in packs, chocolate cake has unexpected dangers, furniture is unintentionally ordered, several conversations occur, and dinner is repeatedly served. HouseWilson, Slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,451 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2005
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Deliverance reviews
There was a reason this apprentice kept his secrets, and it wasn't companionship. He was like a new brand of demon, one that fed specifically on the darkness that preyed on the souls of templars. m!Surana, f!Amell, Jowan, later Zevran. AU Origin story.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,370 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Surana, Amell
Points for Good Behavior reviews
In which the Warden does NOT seduce an unsuspecting Dalish girl, nor does he ruin her chance for love and happiness, much to his own surprise. Just a quick, fluffy oneshot.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Surana, Gheyna - Complete
In Death reviews
"After all these years, you still think you can lie to me…" The Warden hears his Calling. Thirty years post-Blight, Zevran/m!Surana in Antiva at the head of the Crows.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Zevran A., Surana - Complete
10 Moments reviews
10 drabbles based on 10 songs, and a whole host of characters, Wardens, and pairings. Meme shamelessly stolen from my lurkings on LJ.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Questions reviews
Zevran is accustomed to taking his pleasures where they can be found, but Surana prefers just taking whatever he wants, as soon as he can figure out what that is. Zevran/m!Surana, plentiful mentionings of Alistair.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,901 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Zevran A., Surana - Complete
No Glory reviews
What if she were to lunge for her fairytale, and fall short? When selfishness and duty collide, two lives begin to fall apart. Alistair/Tabris, minor Zevran/Tabris
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Alistair, Tabris - Complete