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Author has written 28 stories for Naruto, Minecraft, Twilight, and Bambi.

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I've been reading Fairy Tail again recently and decided that Wendy/Doranbolt (Mest Gryder) is an adorable couple, but I can't find many fics with this pairing. I'll also settle for Wendy/Mystogan (and I am not opposed to a love-triangle with the three), so if anyone has any good recommendations, please PM me! Thanks! I tried starting to write one of my own, but it was bleh. Thanks!!

This profile is not appropriate for little eyes. Fair warning.


"He has no hair! He has no hair!"—a little girl, talking about Howard and DeiDei's father, who is completely bald.

"Shut up so I can ask you nicely!"—EeBee-kohai

"This tastes like dead people."--EeBee-kohai, describing a watermelon milkshake from Cookout (but they have DELICIOUS Reese's ones that everyone should eat)

"You will not let me be the queen of pizza!"—DeiDei and Howard's mother (Mother Dearest)

"Pizza Queen, Pizza Queen, Pizza Pizza Pizza Queen!"—Howard, right after Mother Dearest said the above

"Anything I can do, you can do better! You can do anything better than me!"—Howard, attempting to sing that song from I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

"Hi! I'm not a dick!"—Howard, captured on tape, assuming that DeiDei was going to call him a dick.

"Huh. No running diving smoking jumping alcohol."—DeiDei, reading one of those warning-sign thingies they always have at pools as if it is one thing, rather than a list.

"So when will you be finished?"--Howard and DeiDei's dad, talking to The Asian Nerd about SCHOOL

--"Hopefully not for a while."--The Asian Nerd

--*confused looks all round*

--"No, he meant when will you graduate."--EeBee

--"Oh, I thought you were talking about dying!"--The Asian Nerd (a genius, though you would never guess from watching him eat).

"Who do you think would run faster, Edward from Twilight or Naruto?"—DeiDei to EeBee-kohai

--"Lee!" –EeBee's reply

"Look, I rememberized it!" –DeiDei, having a brainy moment

"Look, my brain sent me a postcard from Dei-land!"—DeiDei

"I had a wedgie once."—Howard

"Don't you want to wear cooler pajamas?"—DeiDei, talking to Howard about the TEMPERATURE.

--"These are awesome!"—Howard, pointing to his pajamas (which have racecars on them), with a very serious expression.

"Instigate, aggravate, exaggarate—have you noticed that every word ending with 'gate' is bad?"—DeiDei

--"Gates aren't bad."—Howard, to the above.

"I have legs!"—EeBee

"You know, you owe me a wedgie."—Howard (No, he is actually perfectly intelligent and normal...as far as one can be normal, that is.)

"Give me the frog."—DeiDei, in very serious voice, trying to get a rubber stretchy-frog from Howard to throw at a Mother Dearest.

"See, you have like a fuck meter." --Howard

--"HAhahahaha!"--DeiDei, in response to the above

--"That's not what I meant! I meant, you have a meter to show how annoyed you are!!!"--Howard, attempting to explain the above times two.

--"Hahaha."--DeiDei, stilll laughing

"Hang on, I'll laugh later."--DeiDei, responding to a joke Howard said (I was busy...)

"Ugh, I could never kiss a guy with a mustache."--The Asian Nerd, as we were watching Secondhand Lions

"Pew pew pew pew pew!"--Howard, making video game noises as he plays a space game.

"Penis penis penis, I want to touch my--OH never mind!!"--Howard, singing out of boredom, then realizing what exactly it was that he was singing.

"I'll clean your bleeding ears."--The Asian Nerd (I should have said something like, "Who will clean my bleeding ears?" beforehand. Which I say now at random points when talking to him, but it's not quite the same thing. XD)

"What, cheesecake?!"--The Asian Nerd

"I found my eraser. I'm chewing on it."--Howard, during a telephone conversation where he regaled Jill with various tales of his day. Actually, he nonstop talked and said many random things.

"I think of random things in the hallway. Like cheese. Earlier, I was thinking about cheese."--Howard, during the same conversation as the above.

"Go largerize yourself."--The Asian Nerd

"I think I'm drinking cancer."--The Asian Nerd.

"While I was pooping, I started plucking my knuckle hairs, and you can't just start one of those and not do the other one, so I had to finish that..."--Bubbles

"Yeah, I just went there."--Howard, snapping his fingers as he says it.

"Asian Nerd, I'm going to have to sorry, but, and destroy your life--" Howard

--"What language are you speaking?"--The Asian Nerd, in response to the above.

--"I'm speaking Derp Language. I thought you'd understand it well."--Howard

--"Don't you mean you're Derping Speak Language?"--The Asian Nerd

"I feel like I don't know you anymore. This relationship is over."--Howard, sighing dramatically as The Asian Nerd messes up in a video game.

"...you can shove your irrelevant literal interpretation of questionably translated outdated assumptions up your arse."--Bubbles (Talking about what the Bible writes about homosexuality)

"I was talking, and then suddenly, drool everywhere!"--DeiDei

"They don't let anyone try to eat bicycles for them any more because people die"--The Asian Nerd, discussing the man who ate a bike to prove to Guinness World Records how strong and manly his stomach was. He died.

"Girls don't actually walk. They float. If you eat enough unicorn poop--"--DeiDei

--"Tch heheeh"--Howard (it was a snorty-laugh accompanied by a facepalm)

"Using it for evil would be like beating a unicorn to death with a bag full of rainbows."--Lem talking about the Perfect Bagels Veronica will use to beat Linda at Linda Bagel in Better Off Ted

"I've been doing assignments all day. My brain is like pooping everywhere inside of me."--Howard after trying to learn accounting.

"That would be awesome! I wanna be an octopus!"--Howard

"Old Macdonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-oooooo. And on that farm he had a dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog!!!"--The Asian Nerd

"I'm going to draw an intimidating eyeball!"--Little Monster, as we decorated a flag for his stick fort.

"I want to get my passport. I can't even go to Canada!"--The Asian Nerd

--"Yeah, remember, Canada? We never went there!"--Little Monster, responding to the above.

"The entirety of the credibility Singer worked to create for the entire duration of the essay is swiftly destroyed by the unrealistic goal that is impossible to achieve."--Howard's essay. /derp

"Oh look, a magical rainbow pony... with a horn!"--The Asian Nerd

--"Do you mean a unicorn?"--DeiDei

"Stop it, DeiDei! I'm trying to help these people destroy the Crystal Warrior!"--Howard, playing Realm of the Mad Dog as DeiDei pokes him.

"My lips are, like, lubed!"--Howard

"I hope there's a bird option"--DeiDei, trying to microwave a turkey wing to speed the defrosting process.

"Wow, that's a giant creme puff!"--Howard, again playing Realm of the Mad Dog, a video game containing much that is weird.

"What's with that Goron? Oh, that's a rock..."--The Asian Nerd playing Ocarina of Time

"I'm good at this game. Inform the bitches"--Howard, talking like Zapp Brannigan from Futurama

My sister, Comrade Zoink, took a personality test and scored 9/99 for agreeableness. Her first reaction was to argue with that ranking.

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Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,550 - Reviews: 3062 - Favs: 5,034 - Follows: 5,244 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
White Rain by Zapenstap reviews
A woman arrives in Konoha with children she claims are Itachi's. Sasuke struggles with suspicion. Sakura struggles with Sasuke. As Hokage, Naruto must decide the future of the village. OCs! Developed. Over 1000 reviews! WHOOOO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 340,722 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 66,486 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven - Complete
Menagerie by silverfootsteps reviews
"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,808 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Bullet Train by Flippant Wisdom reviews
The war is over, and Naruto has found the way to peace, but no one is left to enjoy it. Including himself. Dying and unable to give up, Naruto does the only thing he can: give the last living member of Team 7 a second chance. Whether Kakashi wants it or not. [Time Travel Fic ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,322 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U.
The Guardian (Director's Cut) by SGTBrowncoat reviews
Itachi Uchiha receives his first mission in ANBU: protecting a certain trouble making Jinchuriki. He bonds quickly with the boy, but dark forces rise to threaten Itachi, Naruto, and those they care for most. Non-Massacre AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Itachi U., Hana I.] Naruto U., Shisui U. - Complete
Daybreak: Part I by DigitalTart reviews
One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 318,384 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Team Seven, Itachi U. - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Shinobi Mail by EeBee-kohai reviews
The shinobi mail system helps the ninja of the Elemental Countries exchange their letters. But what do these letters say? A collection of correspondence from various shinobi to one another. Written with the help of Lil' Deidei.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Beauty and the Beast? You SO Screwed It Up by hereandgone reviews
Once upon a time, there was a cold-hearted Uchiha who pissed off a blonde Jinchuriki. He was cursed to live the rest of his life with a fugly orange mask on his face, unless he found a girl to fall in love with him. He had until a ramen cup expired...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Underneath the Underneath by WDW reviews
In which Kakashi is much more than he seems, and Tobi isn't actually Obito. Contains slight crack. Very AU. May be continued if interest is shown.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
The Philosophy of Self by TaikoHawk reviews
They told him he was Sasuke. Was he mad to believe they were wrong? Optional sequel now up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,715 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Wish by Mokulule reviews
She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,407 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
Accidentally by Miki Boy reviews
AU / The first time they met, he pinned her to the ground and ended up straddling her - accidentally of course... And from there, started what could only be a beautiful relationship with no flaws what so ever… Not.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Wendy M., Mystogan/Edo Jellal - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 3,266 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
My Tactless Sweetheart by Da Cute Snowbunny reviews
CH 8. - Sai could only watch with mild disgust, as Sakura ate her strawberry ice cream with peanut butter, gummy worms, and pineapples with marshmallows on top.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 4,329 - Follows: 4,926 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 2,595 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Rivalry by Lady Silvamord reviews
Once every two weeks, Itachi, Sakura, Sasuke, and Karin get together for dinner. Post-Shinobi Fourth War AU, sequel to That Awkward Conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
That Awkward Conversation by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha Village Theater: Romeo and Juliet by single girl seeks good pizza reviews
Kakashi tries his hand at stage directing. A bored Akatsuki comes to watch. Several young shinobi perform on-stage against their will. This can't end well. anti-SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Three from the Rain Village by ncfan reviews
What if Yahiko, Nagato and Konan had followed Jiraiya back to Konoha? A series of drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 25,144 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Nagato U., Konan
Brilliancy by Lady Norbert reviews
Amestris's chessmaster will need the support of all his closest pieces when he's challenged by an unseen opponent. But even if he wins, he still might lose... Post manga/Brotherhood, spoilers. RoyAi. Volume 2 of the "Elemental Chess" trilogy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,422 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Deceptive Appearances by Michelle18 reviews
AU Naruto has always had a soft spot for Gaara but when Naruto discovers a secret the redhead would have rather left buried in the sand everything changes. Well, for Naruto anyway, Gaara just wants everything to go back to normal, they're just boobs!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,351 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4706 - Favs: 5,004 - Follows: 3,691 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
First Girl Wins by Sarah1281 reviews
Sylvia didn't quite know why Truman had set his sights on her instead of Meryl but she wasn't complaining. She just wished she was allowed to even talk to him and that, once she had stolen a date, the guilt hadn't overwhelmed her. Sylvia character study.
Truman Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
26 Shorts Featuring SaiSakura by rubyxblade reviews
26 one shots. Each is based on seemingly random words A to Z. Featuring Sai/Sakura hopefully will have a bit of everything by the time it's done! *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,821 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
The Attack of the Oncoming Dawn by Esashar reviews
What happens when the Copy-Ninja is forced into a corner? When his friends become his enemies? When he is made to break every vow he has sworn to honour? There can only be one answer. He fights back!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Akatsuki - Complete
Empty Bucket by Cylinder reviews
"Love? I'm afraid I have no idea what that is." "Y-You don't know what love is?" "No. Will you show me?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
How Not to Propose by tanikara kohitsuji reviews
How many ways can you fail at proposing? I don't know but apparently the couples of Naruto know at least thirty! 30 one shots with various pairings, crack and not so crack. Kiddies, don't try these proposals at home!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010
Old Dogs, New Tricks by yuugiri reviews
After an unprecedented turn of events, the Fifth Hokage has officially assigned Sakura Haruno the responsibility to make Sai recover what he had lost; his emotions. With a time limit of a month, will Sakura succeed in this mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,890 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
The Color Pink by caithzadz reviews
With a shaking hand, Sakura showed her the white stick. Nervously, Ino took the stick and stared open-mouthed at the little pink plus sign. When she looked up, Sakura's eyes were filled with tears. "I'm pregnant." SaixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,587 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
The Trick by ShipperTrish reviews
KakaSaku. Kakashi knows that success lies not in strength, but in cunning...The same principle applies with love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,244 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Kakashi: A Ninja's Story by SarcasticApathy reviews
The tale of Naruto from Kakashi's point of view, with insight into his past and thoughts on certain events in the typical storyline. This will be a spoof for the most part.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Kakashi H.
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eye of the Shinobi, Eye of the Beast by RedSoul411 reviews
First go at a story! The showdown that could even topple Naruto V Sasuke is here! What would happen if Lee fell for a girl... who fell for Neji? Changed the rating, was a little less violent than I'd anticipated, hope you enjoy D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Neji H.
Why Shinobi Shouldn't Read Fanfiction by Emerald Tiara reviews
A clear example of the chaos caused by ninjas finding fanfiction. What happens when a group of Konoha shinobi are intorduced to the horror that is Mitsuki, the MarySue?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,244 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007
IdioSYNCrasies by MRBee reviews
Sakura's little experiments goes wrong and now Hinata can't stop shouting Dattebayo every other sentence. But Naruto seems to really like it. FLUFF One-shot. My entry for perpetual159's Dattebayo challenge
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Habits by caithzadz reviews
Sai liked to kiss her. Sakura liked snuggling up to him. SaixSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Itachi Sensei by Sillusion reviews
Itachi doesn't want Sasuke to have to suffer from the Uchiha Clan's massacre, so instead of telling the Hokage about the Uchiha's plans, he forges his own path. Itachi trains Team 7, and leads them to fight for the Will of Fire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,409 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Lost And Found by Lady Silvamord reviews
At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 206,516 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's All Relative by Owl344 reviews
Orochimaru is winning, and Konoha and almost all of its citizens are dead. It's up to Naruto and Co. to go back in time into their genin bodies and save the world. Unfortunately, no one told Kakashi this. And he wants, badly, to know what's going on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kakashi H.
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Lake Trip by GoesKaboom reviews
Pein decides he's sick of his organization moping around the lair, so he decides it's time for a mandatory vacation. Of course, nothing ever goes as planned. Crack fic. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,631 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Daylight Savings Time by Scarlet Hour reviews
Hinata-chan, the government is stealing one hundred and twenty hours a year from our dates together! NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sasuke Dolls by inkspot823 reviews
Shikamaru is watching as Sakura vents her frustration on some Home-made Sasuke dolls. But what effect will her frustrations have on the Sound Village?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strawberries by gwenstacey reviews
Shikaku has an important mission in the market this morning. Unforunately, so does Shibi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Shikaku N., Shibi A. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6094 - Favs: 10,216 - Follows: 3,872 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Digressions by VanillaMostly reviews
Repeat after me. Sasuke's an asshole and deserves to be castrated with a porcupine." Crack ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Hand Raiser by knuckz reviews
Chuunin exams. Naruto raised his hand. And then he slammed it down. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Ibiki M. - Complete
The Hokage Application by Scarlet Hour reviews
Naruto finally sends in his application for the position of Konoha's Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Raising Eggs: A Health Lesson by Ahja Reyn reviews
Professor Hatake enjoys torturing his students. But when bright-eyed Naruto Uzumaki seems to fall off the deep end, Kakashi is forced to admit that maaaybe he’s gone too far.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
How to predict Maito Gai by Neji Hyuuga by New Warrior of Fire
After Neji teaches Lee how to see Gai-sensei's perdictability, Lee loses all respect for Gai and begins to find his teacher completely insufferable. WARNING:Gai fans should not read. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 279 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 179 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Silver and Gold by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first intervillage chuunin exam is being held. For six year old Kakashi, it's an opportunity for him to prove himself. For the future Yondaime, it's a chance to prevent a war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,444 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Instructions on Love by papercranium reviews
When Gaara just can't figure out a way to express his feelings... GaaraxLee Shonen-ai/boy love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4388 - Favs: 5,488 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5080 - Favs: 4,860 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blind by Nymbis reviews
Sakura has a crush, and Sai thinks it's a condition. Sakura x Sai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto: When Authors Attack by Aventri reviews
Do you enjoy a good Naruto story? Are you tired of skipping over cliche stories? Ever want to laugh at a story that wasn't trying to be funny? Well come on in. Today we're making fun of all the stories that make you sigh.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Reading Ahead of the Lines by Kurozakura reviews
This fic is something of a sequel to Reading Between the Lines. Neji's ANBU team is sent to investigate Deidara's explosion and comes across Team Kakashi in hot pursuit of Sasuke and Itachi. The chase is on, but who are the hunters and who are the hunted?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,856 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
How It Could Have Happened by Imaginarivalued reviews
Crack. Kakashi got the Mangekyo Sharingan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Espresso Expresso by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Sasuke's Adventures in Greek Cooking by Jedi Goat reviews
AU randomness. Sasuke finds he likes Greek food and creates a new jutsu! OPA! Includes random encounters with Zabuza, Haku, Gaara, Lee and more!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hell Week by Kat-lady04 reviews
Naruto must get Sasuke away from the village before he gets hurt by some mysterious force. I royally stink at summaries but it's better than it sounds. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Vertigo by Lady Silvamord reviews
Everybody always assumed Tenten was deeply in love with one of her teammates. ...They just didn't know which one. With psychologist Neji, Stages Of Denial, and clumsy attempts at matchmaking. Of course, Tenten is convinced this is not going to end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,410 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 119 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Super Happy Funtime With Sai by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sai makes up for seventeen years' worth of birthdays in one go, and a super happy funtime is had by all. Well, except Hebi, who are just too cool and morally ambiguous for this party. SakuraSai cracky fluff, fluffy crack, something like that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Reading Beneath the Lines by Kurozakura reviews
A story about Neji and Sakura that begins during the timeskip and extends into the second arc. A lot can happen in 2.5 years: promotion exams, new jutsu, new outfits. The most recent chapters coincide with the current manga storyline. NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,212 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
What If by IceCrome reviews
What if Sasuke wasn't emo? What if Tobi was Obito? Well, I hypothetically answer those questions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
A Fate Worse Than Death by Legendary Legacy reviews
Gaara knew that being the youngest Kazekage in history would be difficult, but nothing could have possibly prepared him for something like this. Mockfic. I am highly proficient at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Depreciated Value by Nymbis reviews
Kakuzu tackles Ninjanomics. Because belonging to a group of S classed criminals is hard, but being their financial planner is even harder. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Exchange Program by GoesKaboom reviews
The Rookie 9, Sand Sibs, and Akatsuki end up substitute teaching in a normal high school and cause mass pandemonium. High school has never been this interesting... COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,817 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Gaara, Deidara - Complete
Superficial Cuts and Smiles by Nymbis reviews
Sai and Sakura are friends. On the surface, where it counts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 4,329 - Follows: 770 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Behind the scenes of Naruto by Akai Ito reviews
Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
The shortest Severitus story ever by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Persistance of Vision by sna reviews
Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto and the Malted Milk Balls by Triforce Chica reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura go on a quest to find Gaara of the Dessert. Shino prances, Hinata weilds a chainsaw, plus other oddities. Written at midnight, and it makes no sense.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Complete
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Easter Hunt by Delas reviews
Kakashi has given Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke a special mission and it's not entirely certain they will come out of it alive! Oh, the horror! **COMPLETE**
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Complete
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Tobi Can Say Anything and it Always Sounds Wrong reviews
Tobi is the master of making anything and everything sound so awkward. Why not scribe it to be sure we don't miss out on anything? Sporadic updates. Crack; one-sided TobiDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Obito U., Deidara
How Kakashi got his Mangekyo reviews
Before the big reveal of Kakashi's Mangekyo's past, it was a confusing time for devoted fans. How did Kakashi get his Mangekyo? Did someone else die that we hadn't seen yet? Did our beloved hero, perhaps, kill for his Sharingan upgrade? Who would our protagonist possibly have left to sacrifice that he loves enough for it to work? Well... allow me to show you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Look, I Found a Scroll Thingy reviews
Anko finds a time-travel scroll in the box of things she stole from Orochimaru, and she and the girls decide to try it out. They all have things they want to alter; what will be the results? Crackfic. Time-travel story parodying time-travel stories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,068 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Anko M., Temari
Sai's Mission reviews
Sai is sent on a mission to assassinate an old enemy of Danzou (or Konoha, but who really cares?), and realizes this is the perfect time to master his new jutsu-the art of hugging! All in the name of the Springtime of Youth! Companion fic to "Lee's Huglist".
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Sai - Complete
Lee's Huglist reviews
When Gai-sensei suffers a fatal accident, is down to Lee to carry out his beloved teacher's last request. And he must complete this arduous task by sundown tomorrow, or else suffer the consequences. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,778 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Lee R., Kiba I. - Complete
Weasel Stomping Day reviews
Sasuke finally discovers the solution to his Ultimate Goal! Listening to the internet has never backfired before; why would it now? Crack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Birds, Bees, and the Vampires Role in all This reviews
When Edward learned Bella was pregnant, he was understandably upset. After all, how could this have happened? Minor swearing/adult themes-PARODY
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ObiTobi reviews
Obito meets his team at Ichiraku's, and, through a series of events that can only occur with Obito around, he explains who he REALLY is...Tobi of the Akatsuki! Now, Obito must convince his sensei to join Akatsuki, too. Parodies old Akatsuki theories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Obito U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Diary of Battle Duck reviews
I am Battle Duck. On this date of October 21, XX11, I have taken an oath. An oath sworn for the sake my fellow man, woman, and other-skinned beings, that I will record an account of the strange events that occur in this mystical world...
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011
Soul Dissipating reviews
After Shin and Sasori's quick conversion and soul-dispersements, the Allied Shinobi Force realized they made a mistake. Naruto was the *only* one who could win this war, even if it was over him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Naruto U., Kankuro - Complete
Happy Father's Day reviews
He had to admit, it was certainly an unusual way of learning one was going to be a father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
It's All Madara's Fault reviews
It is all Madara's fault. Kyuubi? Madara. Jinchuuriki? Madara. Uchiha? Madara. Sakura's large and tragic forehead issues? Madara. Thus, he has to go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Madara U., Team Seven - Complete
The Talk of Youth reviews
Tenten's got a crush and she needs to let him know. How can Gai-sensei's insistence on giving the Talk of Youth help at all? Tenten despairs, wondering if her love will really ever know the truth, and many people get kicked in the head-on accident!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Tenten, Gai M. - Complete
Ouch reviews
"I thought we were a family. But he still decided to go." An alternative portrayal of Sakura's feelings after Sasuke left. Possibly more realistic, possibly not. Technically angst, though I am loathe to admit it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Itachi's Guide to Shampoo and Conditioner reviews
Itachi is invited to "Good Morning, Konoha" to give the shinobi of the Leaf Village hair advice. Fangirls collapse left and right as Itachi describes the complicated process to choosing shampoo and conditioner. No pairings. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
In Which Tobi and Hidan Discover I'm a Banana reviews
The reason the Akatsuki no longer allow Tobi and Hidan anywhere near a computer. Crackfic. No pairings. I kick ass at writing summaries.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Obito U., Hidan - Complete
Take My Hand reviews
Minato and Kushina take a walk on the wrong day. But the rain doesn't have to be miserable. Fluffy Minato/Kushina. Inspired by Simple Plan's "Take My Hand". NOT a songfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Tobi Likes Them Big reviews
Tobi and the gang sit in a restaurant discussing the size of their stuff. As Tobi begs for someone to share with him, one person is left to wonder why all the Akatsuki's outings turn out like this. Crackfic. Rated T for perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Woes of Orochimaru reviews
Orochimaru visits his psychiatrist after the invasion of Konoha fails. As he pours his heart out to the shrink, we see a different side to the villain than the anime or manga have ever shown! No pairings. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Orochimaru, Gaara - Complete
Uchiha Logic reviews
Explaining the logic of the Uchiha's... or perhaps the lack of logic would be a more accurate description. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
I Wanna Join the Mafia! Where do I Sign Up? reviews
Tenten discovers Lee just might be in the Mafia, and decides she wants to join as well. When she learns many secrets about her fellow Leaf-nin, will Tenten be able to perservere and overcome the challenges that she faces? Crackfic. Collab with EeBee-kohai
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
The Magical Mystery Bunnies of Wave Country reviews
While training in the forest on Wave Country-what the heck is that doing there?-, Kakashi kills many bunnies and his students sweat-drop. A lot. Contains references to drugs and bunny deaths. A CrackFic for Earth Day. Love Mother Nature. Hug Trees.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Zabuza M. - Complete
Easter Training reviews
Training was never normal for Team Seven, and Easter is clearly no exception. Sakura's cookies are loved by all, until Kakashi reminds them of another Easter lesson they had back in the academy. Chaos, of course, ensues. No pairings. Awesome summary.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi's Cheesecake reviews
Itachi wanders into the Akatsuki kitchen late one Saturday night, hoping to eat that delicious piece of cheesecake he purchased earlier in the day. However, someone got there before him, and has already finished eaten it. A strange conversation ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Juugo's Disney Animals reviews
Juugo and his many Furry Friends are walking through the Nara Forest when they come across a skunk named Flower. An odd interaction takes place between the deer and the skunk, and Juugo sings a Disney Song. Crack Fiction. No pairings.
Crossover - Naruto & Bambi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Juugo - Complete
I'm Sorry, but I need a Cloak First reviews
Naruto Shippuden 122: They all have cloaks. Why? Naruto will not fight the Akatsuki until Tsunade gives him a cloak, and Sasuke is determined not to lose to Itachi in any way, so Team Hebi must have cloaks too. Parody. No Pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kakashi at Karaoke Night reviews
Kakashi goes to a Karaoke bar to get a Popsicle and chaos ensues from there, with the Akatsuki, Anko, Tenten, Orochimaru, Kabuto, Sasuke, and Naruto all making an appearance. Crack Fiction. Written with the help of EeBee-kohai. KakaAnko, ItaKisa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kakashi H., Akatsuki - Complete
Sai the Comedian reviews
Sai's attempts at cracking jokes fail. Terribly. Sakura tries to explain patiently to him that he is missing a key ingredient, but it is hard to do when Naruto is laughing at her. Will Sai ever be able to make his friends laugh? No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
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