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Joined 01-21-10, id: 2225314, Profile Updated: 04-01-13
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

For those of you who have constantly read EeBee-kohai's stories and asked the awesomeness that is her why she hasn’t updated, she wants to apologize. She said on many an occasion, “Oh, EeBee willl update it in a week,” but she did not. For a long time, she had written vague stuff about why she was not writing often anymore, but in reality, EeBee-kohai lost her muse in a sense, and now she can no longer write the same as she once could. When she tries to write funny stuff, it turns out far too dark, and when she writes sad stuff, it turns out tear-worthy, thus she has severe writer's block. She has written more of “Blinking” but has decided she will not post until the entire story is completed on her laptop. Those of you who have read her stories for a long time should know, though, not to take any promise of update too seriously. Thanks! And she is very sorry for the nearly yearlong gap between some of her recent updates and now!


EeBee-kohai is like a retarded, female version of Naruto: LOUD, Optimistic, Fail, Lovable, Awesome, etc. Okay, maybe she just has a killer ego and ADD.


EeBee-kohai's Rant no Jutsu:

Disclaimers: Seriously, people? EEBEE THINKS MASASHI KISHIMOTO WOULD KNOW IF YOU OWNED HIS STORY OR NOT. Strangely, on a website about FAN fiction, EeBee doubts there is going to be any confusion as to whether or not you are profiting. Whether or not you claim that you aren't profiting, if you are profiting, you're gonna get in trouble, and it really doesn't matter what your disclaimer says! No one who is investigating you is going to say, "oh, she has a disclaimer! I guess she's not the chick we're looking for."

Advertising That You're High: Really? Must EeBee even delve into this? Recently, EeBee's friend wrote on his Facebook, "I'm so highhhh! hahaha!" so EeBee told him he was being irresponsible and she thought his actions were just plain retarded. EeBee doesn't mind if you get high. She doesn't enjoy drugs, but if you do, it's not her problem. One thing she wants to say is this: It doesn't make you look cool to obnoxiously advertise it. She learned that the hard way a few years ago when she wrote something about alcohol on her Facebook and got reported for being underage. Her personal opinion of most substances is that you can enjoy them and have fun with them, but don't be immature about it, because if you are blatantly advertising it, you can get in trouble, everyone around you can get in trouble and the people you accessed it from can get in trouble.


EeBee doesn't think the light at the end of the tunnel is the after life and it is in fact a train. EeBee suggests we run? Never mind. It stalled.


Jesus was a medic-nin!!!


These are actually on the labels:

On a Sears hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.”

On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.”

On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”

On some Swann frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”

On the bottom of a Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: “Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: “Do not drive car or operate machinery.”

On Nytol sleep aid: “Warning: may cause drowsiness.”

On a Korean kitchen knife: “Warning: keep out of children.”

On a string of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”

On a food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”

On Sainsbury's peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”

On artificial bacon: “Real artificial bacon bits”

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.”

On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”

On a child's Superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”

On an American Flag: “Made in China”

At Funplex: “Paintless Paintball”

Next to a kid's place: “Adult Movies”

In a Parking Lot: “Do not park in the parking lot.”


Funny Quotes:

"I'll become a Princess!" Howard of Lil' DeiDei

"You never fight with Deidara; he has hands on his mouth!" Jill of Lil' DeiDei

"My Man is a Brain!" Jill of Lil' DeiDei

"...Tenten put her Nunchaku away..." EeBee-kohai

--Reply to above: "FINALLY! I ATE IT!" Jill of Lil' DeiDei

"I'm a bean!" Jill of Lil' DeiDei

"For Kami's sake, pull yourselves together!" Jill of Lil' DeiDei

--Reply to above: "I can't! My arm's over there!" EeBee-kohai, imitating Sasori

"Gaara joined the Mafia. So did his feelings." Jill of Lil' DeiDei

"Everyone eats teabags!" Jill of Lil' DeiDei, you are not making yourself look smarter...

"I just had the sudden urge to shoot myslef in the face." Howard of Lil' DeiDei

Lil' DeiDei and EeBee-kohai decided that 'Glee' stands for Gay Lesbians Eat Elephants'. Lil' [Smart] DeiDei said: "Gay Elephants Eat Lesbians!" That sound like it could be offensive...

"For some reason, Natsu is on my favorites list twice!" EeBee

--Reply to above: "He's on the bottom and the top! Wait, not like that!" Howard of Lil' DeiDei

"How can something so nerdy be contained in something so hot?" One of EeBee's best friends, Wenjes, said to EeBee at seeing "Naruto FanFiction" on her Chrome favorites.

"You're like a little person now!" Cori

"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!" Caboose from Red Vs. Blue


Top Three Favorite Characters by Manga/Anime (Which are also in order from EeBee-kohai's favorite to least favorite):

1. Naruto:

1. Hatake Kakashi

2. Uzumaki Naruto

3. Uchiha Itachi (EeBee has a cartoon crush on him and wishes he was real.)

2. FairyTail:

1. Dragneel Natsu

2. Happy

3. Fullbuster Gray (He's epicness itself)

3. Bleach:

1. Kurosaki Ichigo

2. Abarai Renji

3. Kuchiki Rukia

4. Fullmetal Alchemist:

1. Winry

2. Edward Elric

3. Roy Mustang


Yamato has almond eyes. It freaks EeBee out!


"Rock Lee" is actually "Rokku Ri", if you were to pronounce it exactly as the Japanese would. It has been somewhat romanized to Rock Lee.


Review on EeBee's stories please! She does her best to review the stories she reads, whether it is “awesome” or “hey this could use…”, so please return the favor!

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Forgive Me 'Cause I Love You by The Original Dirtyangel reviews
Naruto has left the Leaf, believing it's his duty. No one knows where he went or what he's been doing over the years. But after more than a decade the blond returns, uprooting a multitude of questions and feelings. This is a different Naruto, but it...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,480 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 231,309 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 2,833 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 66,486 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven - Complete
Tobi Can Say Anything and it Always Sounds Wrong by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Tobi is the master of making anything and everything sound so awkward. Why not scribe it to be sure we don't miss out on anything? Sporadic updates. Crack; one-sided TobiDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara
Way of the Ninja by SmilingArtist reviews
[Bleach/Naruto Crossover] In order to prepare for the battle against Aizen, Ichigo and the others were sent to a different world in order to train. But being placed in a three-man squad under an ANBU member was not what they had in mind. [Sakura-centric] [Rukia-centric]
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,476 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Sakura H., Rukia K.
Look, I Found a Scroll Thingy by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Anko finds a time-travel scroll in the box of things she stole from Orochimaru, and she and the girls decide to try it out. They all have things they want to alter; what will be the results? Crackfic. Time-travel story parodying time-travel stories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,068 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Anko M., Temari
Lee's Huglist by Lil' DeiDei reviews
When Gai-sensei suffers a fatal accident, is down to Lee to carry out his beloved teacher's last request. And he must complete this arduous task by sundown tomorrow, or else suffer the consequences. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,778 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Lee R., Kiba I. - Complete
Daybreak: Part I by DigitalTart reviews
One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 318,384 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Team Seven, Itachi U. - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 4,166 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Beauty and the Beast? You SO Screwed It Up by hereandgone reviews
Once upon a time, there was a cold-hearted Uchiha who pissed off a blonde Jinchuriki. He was cursed to live the rest of his life with a fugly orange mask on his face, unless he found a girl to fall in love with him. He had until a ramen cup expired...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
ObiTobi by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Obito meets his team at Ichiraku's, and, through a series of events that can only occur with Obito around, he explains who he REALLY is...Tobi of the Akatsuki! Now, Obito must convince his sensei to join Akatsuki, too. Parodies old Akatsuki theories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Shinobi Test: The Shikamaru Solution by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth? – There is often more than one way to solve a problem. How would Shikamaru have handled the issues of Wave? Arc 3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
How Love Is Supposed To Work by lord of the land of fire reviews
One shot of what might have happened if Sakura had been less obsessed and less blind
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Defining Innocence by BlackRoseDragon13 reviews
NOW MULTICHAP! Itachi was once assigned to kill Hyuuga Hinata when she was merely a child. Now, eight years later, he once again shatters the peace of her life. Will she be able remember the past and solve this mystery?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,236 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kakashi's Redemption by Shadowblayze reviews
-AU. Rated mostly for language and possible intense situations.- An unexpected gift from two unexpected sources leaves Kakashi in a unique position to protect those he holds dearest...and he's not about to waste it. Fate be dammed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,910 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kakashi H.
Introduction To WEASEL by distraught.hallelujah reviews
Itachi is somehow stuck in our world and held at the mercy of a crazed fan girl/president of W.E.A.S.E.L. Will he survive, or will Twinkies and pink feathers get to him before he finds his way back to the world of Naruto? W.E.A.S.E.L. handbook included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Bluebird by Lady Silvamord reviews
It started as a routine mission - Sakura's second ever solo mission, and an opportunity too great for her to pass up. But then everything went horribly wrong. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 244,350 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Talk of Youth by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Tenten's got a crush and she needs to let him know. How can Gai-sensei's insistence on giving the Talk of Youth help at all? Tenten despairs, wondering if her love will really ever know the truth, and many people get kicked in the head-on accident!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Tenten, Gai M. - Complete
Wish by Mokulule reviews
She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,407 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Pass the Coffee, Hold the Tea by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
.:NejiTen:. [AU] "Hyuuga Neji is your typical boss: tall, dark, humorless, and an absolute loner." Who says being an assistant is easy? "The last thing I need is for people to think I am involved with my boss." Definitely not Tenten. [DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,294 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 2,780 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
My Tactless Sweetheart by Da Cute Snowbunny reviews
CH 8. - Sai could only watch with mild disgust, as Sakura ate her strawberry ice cream with peanut butter, gummy worms, and pineapples with marshmallows on top.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 4,450 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Rivalry by Lady Silvamord reviews
Once every two weeks, Itachi, Sakura, Sasuke, and Karin get together for dinner. Post-Shinobi Fourth War AU, sequel to That Awkward Conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
That Awkward Conversation by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Triptych 369 by lovesrainscent reviews
A story about the most under appreciated ninja in the manga – Baki. After all, he himself seems to have held Sand together more than once, was the only jounin capable of being sensei to Gaara and even negotiated peace after the failed invasion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Baki, Gaara - Complete
Something About You by bittersweetredcherry reviews
Hinata is new to Konoha High School, a fancy and prestigious place. On her first day she develops some feelings for this random guy.. who happens to be her art teacher! Yes, i still suck at summaries . Re-uploading .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,768 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
The Three from the Rain Village by ncfan reviews
What if Yahiko, Nagato and Konan had followed Jiraiya back to Konoha? A series of drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 25,144 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Nagato, Konan
Deceptive Appearances by Michelle18 reviews
AU Naruto has always had a soft spot for Gaara but when Naruto discovers a secret the redhead would have rather left buried in the sand everything changes. Well, for Naruto anyway, Gaara just wants everything to go back to normal, they're just boobs!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,351 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4623 - Favs: 4,537 - Follows: 3,389 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
A Father's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
How Not to Propose by tanikara kohitsuji reviews
How many ways can you fail at proposing? I don't know but apparently the couples of Naruto know at least thirty! 30 one shots with various pairings, crack and not so crack. Kiddies, don't try these proposals at home!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010
The Color Pink by caithzadz reviews
With a shaking hand, Sakura showed her the white stick. Nervously, Ino took the stick and stared open-mouthed at the little pink plus sign. When she looked up, Sakura's eyes were filled with tears. "I'm pregnant." SaixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,587 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
The Trick by ShipperTrish reviews
KakaSaku. Kakashi knows that success lies not in strength, but in cunning...The same principle applies with love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,244 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Kakashi: A Ninja's Story by SarcasticApathy reviews
The tale of Naruto from Kakashi's point of view, with insight into his past and thoughts on certain events in the typical storyline. This will be a spoof for the most part.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Kakashi H.
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 3,203 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
The Akatsuki Alphabet by AngelWingsAndSatansPitchfork reviews
Ever wondered what the Akatsuki do when they're not on missions? Twenty six different tales in alphabet form to tell you how they pass the time and raise extra cash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,162 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eye of the Shinobi, Eye of the Beast by RedSoul411 reviews
First go at a story! The showdown that could even topple Naruto V Sasuke is here! What would happen if Lee fell for a girl... who fell for Neji? Changed the rating, was a little less violent than I'd anticipated, hope you enjoy D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Neji H.
In Which Tobi and Hidan Discover I'm a Banana by Lil' DeiDei reviews
The reason the Akatsuki no longer allow Tobi and Hidan anywhere near a computer. Crackfic. No pairings. I kick ass at writing summaries.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Hidan - Complete
Take My Hand by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Minato and Kushina take a walk on the wrong day. But the rain doesn't have to be miserable. Fluffy Minato/Kushina. Inspired by Simple Plan's "Take My Hand". NOT a songfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
IdioSYNCrasies by MRBee reviews
Sakura's little experiments goes wrong and now Hinata can't stop shouting Dattebayo every other sentence. But Naruto seems to really like it. FLUFF One-shot. My entry for perpetual159's Dattebayo challenge
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Habits by caithzadz reviews
Sai liked to kiss her. Sakura liked snuggling up to him. SaixSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
A Sacrifice for Naruto by lord of the land of fire reviews
Hinata makes a choice to help Naruto no matter the cost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Flashing Dagger Technique by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto masters a LETHAL jutsu and begins his climb into legend. Naruto X Sakura Yes,you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,652 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Tobi Likes Them Big by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Tobi and the gang sit in a restaurant discussing the size of their stuff. As Tobi begs for someone to share with him, one person is left to wonder why all the Akatsuki's outings turn out like this. Crackfic. Rated T for perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
The Woes of Orochimaru by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Orochimaru visits his psychiatrist after the invasion of Konoha fails. As he pours his heart out to the shrink, we see a different side to the villain than the anime or manga have ever shown! No pairings. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Orochimaru, Gaara - Complete
Uchiha Logic by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Explaining the logic of the Uchiha's... or perhaps the lack of logic would be a more accurate description. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi Sensei by Sillusion reviews
Itachi doesn't want Sasuke to have to suffer from the Uchiha Clan's massacre, so instead of telling the Hokage about the Uchiha's plans, he forges his own path. Itachi trains Team 7, and leads them to fight for the Will of Fire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,409 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
I Wanna Join the Mafia! Where do I Sign Up? by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Tenten discovers Lee just might be in the Mafia, and decides she wants to join as well. When she learns many secrets about her fellow Leaf-nin, will Tenten be able to perservere and overcome the challenges that she faces? Crackfic. Collab with EeBee-kohai
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
Craving by werewolfluvr147 reviews
I’m sorry it escaladed to what happened. I should have stopped you. I don’t know what I would have done, but God, I would have done something. I could have saved you. But I didn’t. All I could do is watch you fall from grace.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Lost And Found by Lady Silvamord reviews
At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 206,516 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's All Relative by Owl344 reviews
Orochimaru is winning, and Konoha and almost all of its citizens are dead. It's up to Naruto and Co. to go back in time into their genin bodies and save the world. Unfortunately, no one told Kakashi this. And he wants, badly, to know what's going on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kakashi H.
The Magical Mystery Bunnies of Wave Country by Lil' DeiDei reviews
While training in the forest on Wave Country-what the heck is that doing there?-, Kakashi kills many bunnies and his students sweat-drop. A lot. Contains references to drugs and bunny deaths. A CrackFic for Earth Day. Love Mother Nature. Hug Trees.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Zabuza M. - Complete
Lake Trip by GoesKaboom reviews
Pein decides he's sick of his organization moping around the lair, so he decides it's time for a mandatory vacation. Of course, nothing ever goes as planned. Crack fic. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,631 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Itachi's Cheesecake by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Itachi wanders into the Akatsuki kitchen late one Saturday night, hoping to eat that delicious piece of cheesecake he purchased earlier in the day. However, someone got there before him, and has already finished eaten it. A strange conversation ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Daylight Savings Time by Scarlet Hour reviews
Hinata-chan, the government is stealing one hundred and twenty hours a year from our dates together! NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sasuke Dolls by inkspot823 reviews
Shikamaru is watching as Sakura vents her frustration on some Home-made Sasuke dolls. But what effect will her frustrations have on the Sound Village?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strawberries by gwenstacey reviews
Shikaku has an important mission in the market this morning. Unforunately, so does Shibi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Shikaku N., Shibi A. - Complete
How It Could Happen by Imaginarivalued reviews
The showdown between Naruto and Sasuke. Take two.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Anbu Hotline by kerrieleigh reviews
In the not so peaceful village of Konohagakure someone had to take the calls that would save people's lives.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010
Kakashi at Karaoke Night by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Kakashi goes to a Karaoke bar to get a Popsicle and chaos ensues from there, with the Akatsuki, Anko, Tenten, Orochimaru, Kabuto, Sasuke, and Naruto all making an appearance. Crack Fiction. Written with the help of EeBee-kohai. KakaAnko, ItaKisa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kakashi H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,325 - Reviews: 2782 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5779 - Favs: 8,758 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Digressions by VanillaMostly reviews
Repeat after me. Sasuke's an asshole and deserves to be castrated with a porcupine." Crack ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Hand Raiser by knuckz reviews
Chuunin exams. Naruto raised his hand. And then he slammed it down. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Ibiki M. - Complete
The Hokage Application by Scarlet Hour reviews
Naruto finally sends in his application for the position of Konoha's Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
How to predict Maito Gai by Neji Hyuuga by New Warrior of Fire
After Neji teaches Lee how to see Gai-sensei's perdictability, Lee loses all respect for Gai and begins to find his teacher completely insufferable. WARNING:Gai fans should not read. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Definitely Maybe by werewolfluvr147 reviews
“So, are gummy worms really masochists?" SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Study in Scarlet by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
.:NejiTen:. Tenten meets a stranger in a coffeehouse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Naruto Triumphs Again by inkspot823 reviews
Naruto, Neji, and Aoba are on a mission to bring people back to help with the rebuilding of Konoha. All seems well, if Neji can keep himself from killing Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Crashing At the Hyuuga's by inkspot823 reviews
Hinata finds a drunken Iruka and Ebisu on her doorstep in the middle of the night. Thank the gods her father isn't home!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Hinata H., Iruka U. - Complete
Cookies, Shopping, and Icha Icha by inkspot823 reviews
Deidara and Kakuzu are on a mission to scope out Konoha for Naruto, and poor Izumo is forced into being their tour guild! Mild swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Deidara, Izumo K. - Complete
Missing Parts by inkspot823 reviews
Sakura is panicing over her lost necklace, Raidou has some new problems to work out, and Tobi's jacket is missing!Watch them panic while the answer is seemingly right under their noses!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Raidou N. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 214 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 141 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Playing Dress Up With AdultSized Clothes by The Seventh L reviews
Sai takes drastic measures to better understand his female team mate. No spoilers unless you don't know who Sai or Danzou is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
How to Write a PERFECT Naruto Fanfic by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
...or not. CRACK! "Do you want to know how to write a perfect Naruto fanfic with Neji and Tenten as the main pairing? Well, here is a guide on how to begin. Just follow these easy steps and you'll be a pro in no time!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Heartless by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Instructions on Love by papercranium reviews
When Gaara just can't figure out a way to express his feelings... GaaraxLee Shonen-ai/boy love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Star Power by Lady Silvamord reviews
In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nondescript Offense by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
.:NejiTen:. [AU] Tenten is sent on a mission to help Hyuuga Neji find love, and things don't go according to plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Reading Ahead of the Lines by Kurozakura reviews
This fic is something of a sequel to Reading Between the Lines. Neji's ANBU team is sent to investigate Deidara's explosion and comes across Team Kakashi in hot pursuit of Sasuke and Itachi. The chase is on, but who are the hunters and who are the hunted?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,856 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Just Add Water by The Original Dirtyangel reviews
On a hot summer day, what else is there to do but to try to cool off? ItaNaru One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
How It Could Have Happened by Imaginarivalued reviews
Crack. Kakashi got the Mangekyo Sharingan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
The Great and Terrible: The Emperor's War by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sequel to, The Hokage Great and Terrible. Ten years after the destruction of Konoha Naruto leads the village of Minato through a time of chaos and division. He hopes for a new age of peace. But a new kind of war is coming. Naruto X Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,366 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Espresso Expresso by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Sasuke's Adventures in Greek Cooking by Jedi Goat reviews
AU randomness. Sasuke finds he likes Greek food and creates a new jutsu! OPA! Includes random encounters with Zabuza, Haku, Gaara, Lee and more!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The life of Yugito by lord of the land of fire reviews
She is Nii Yugito the two tails jinchuuriki. This is the story of her coming of age and her search for acceptance and love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Hell Week by Kat-lady04 reviews
Naruto must get Sasuke away from the village before he gets hurt by some mysterious force. I royally stink at summaries but it's better than it sounds. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Hokage Great and Terrible by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if someone other than Namikaze Minato had been chosen to be the Yondaime? Things might have worked out very, very differently. AU, a bit dark and a bit tragic. A little Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,341 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
A Different End In The Valley by lord of the land of fire reviews
A very different conclusion to the battle in the valley of the end. The story of a death and all that follows. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,019 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Exchange Program 3: Graduation by GoesKaboom reviews
When the class valedictorian of A. High School is held hostage along with the diplomas for graduation, it's up to the ninjas to save the day. Again. COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Vertigo by Lady Silvamord reviews
Everybody always assumed Tenten was deeply in love with one of her teammates. ...They just didn't know which one. With psychologist Neji, Stages Of Denial, and clumsy attempts at matchmaking. Of course, Tenten is convinced this is not going to end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,410 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Super Happy Funtime With Sai by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sai makes up for seventeen years' worth of birthdays in one go, and a super happy funtime is had by all. Well, except Hebi, who are just too cool and morally ambiguous for this party. SakuraSai cracky fluff, fluffy crack, something like that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Reading Beneath the Lines by Kurozakura reviews
A story about Neji and Sakura that begins during the timeskip and extends into the second arc. A lot can happen in 2.5 years: promotion exams, new jutsu, new outfits. The most recent chapters coincide with the current manga storyline. NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,212 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki, Rookie 9, and Sand Sibs go back to A. High School after receiving an urgent phone call: Student B has taken over the school! They must do their best to save that school. Grudges, tasers, and Tobi in love oh my! Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Exchange Program by GoesKaboom reviews
The Rookie 9, Sand Sibs, and Akatsuki end up substitute teaching in a normal high school and cause mass pandemonium. High school has never been this interesting... COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,817 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Gaara, Deidara - Complete
How Neji Got His Groove Back by Lady Silvamord reviews
[part two of two] So, Neji's got game. It's undeniable. After drinking Shikamaru and Sakura under the table, he's managed to blackmail Sakura into dinner with his family...which is not a date. It is complete, utter, shameless blackmail...right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Turn of Event by The Original Dirtyangel reviews
You've got a plan, and you've aimed to stick to it. But of course, something must go differently. Under 1500 word Drabble. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 3,617 - Follows: 551 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
20 Truths About Sakura by Lady Silvamord reviews
Love, hair, and anger issues: 20 truths about Sakura Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Behind the scenes of Naruto by Akai Ito reviews
Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Cookies Anyone? by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
[AU] .:SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, InoShika:. A Home Economics project goes wrong when Naruto and the others have to bake cookies. Can Kurenai trust them all to bake cookies or will they burn down Konoha High?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
Persistance of Vision by sna reviews
Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto and the Malted Milk Balls by Triforce Chica reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura go on a quest to find Gaara of the Dessert. Shino prances, Hinata weilds a chainsaw, plus other oddities. Written at midnight, and it makes no sense.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Complete
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Easter Hunt by Delas reviews
Kakashi has given Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke a special mission and it's not entirely certain they will come out of it alive! Oh, the horror! **COMPLETE**
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Complete
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Shinobi Mail reviews
The shinobi mail system helps the ninja of the Elemental Countries exchange their letters. But what do these letters say? A collection of correspondence from various shinobi to one another. Written with the help of Lil' Deidei.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Blinking reviews
When Konoha goes to war with some of the Akatsuki, Naruto tries to kill Itachi. Itachi sends Team Kakashi back to the day after each turned nine. Kakashi basically has to fix it all, while the rest watch. Naruto & Hinata, Kakashi & Anko, Sakura & Sai
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,094 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sai
How to Not Fail at Writing Summaries reviews
What happens when Konoha's greatest author can't come up with an interesting and effective summary for his story? What happens when his he has to reminisce into his past to help him in this challenge? What does he learn in the authorship world?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Theories and Experiments of Uzumaki Naruto reviews
Naruto and Sakura have a small argument that results in Naruto showing Team Seven his many theories. Going through the list of Naruto-verse Shinobi, he demonstrates their weaknesses through his genius. Pretty much crack fiction. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sai, It Was All a Misunderstanding reviews
After Sakura asks Sai out for ice cream, he thinks she is a spy who trying to get information from him. Sakura explains that she isn't and Sai gets many broken bones. Sai's readings soon convince him... just read it! Lots of Crack Fiction. Sai & Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
To the Sound We Go! reviews
Kabuto and Sasuke are going to to the Sound/Otogakure. Parodies Itachi's "You must hate me. Detest Me." speech and the "Dramatic Pauses" that are often included in stories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Godaime of the Mist reviews
Tsunade, for some unknown reason, never became Hokage. Zabuza and Haku never died. Zabuza and Haku were Konoha citizen's, and, further more, Zabuza was Konoha's Hokage. What kind of Hokage is he? Haku and Zabuza get riled up over some of Zabuza's methods.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Zabuza M., Haku
Neji's a Girl reviews
Sakura and Neji are having a life-changing discussion... about Neji's new appearance. She finds that he's a little screwed up. SEVERE CRACK FICTION. Written with Lil' DeiDei. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
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