Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.
For those of you who have constantly read EeBee-kohai's stories and asked the awesomeness that is her why she hasn’t updated, she wants to apologize. She said on many an occasion, “Oh, EeBee willl update it in a week,” but she did not. For a long time, she had written vague stuff about why she was not writing often anymore, but in reality, EeBee-kohai lost her muse in a sense, and now she can no longer write the same as she once could. When she tries to write funny stuff, it turns out far too dark, and when she writes sad stuff, it turns out tear-worthy, thus she has severe writer's block. She has written more of “Blinking” but has decided she will not post until the entire story is completed on her laptop. Those of you who have read her stories for a long time should know, though, not to take any promise of update too seriously. Thanks! And she is very sorry for the nearly yearlong gap between some of her recent updates and now!
EeBee-kohai is like a retarded, female version of Naruto: LOUD, Optimistic, Fail, Lovable, Awesome, etc. Okay, maybe she just has a killer ego and ADD.
EeBee-kohai's Rant no Jutsu:
Disclaimers: Seriously, people? EEBEE THINKS MASASHI KISHIMOTO WOULD KNOW IF YOU OWNED HIS STORY OR NOT. Strangely, on a website about FAN fiction, EeBee doubts there is going to be any confusion as to whether or not you are profiting. Whether or not you claim that you aren't profiting, if you are profiting, you're gonna get in trouble, and it really doesn't matter what your disclaimer says! No one who is investigating you is going to say, "oh, she has a disclaimer! I guess she's not the chick we're looking for."
Advertising That You're High: Really? Must EeBee even delve into this? Recently, EeBee's friend wrote on his Facebook, "I'm so highhhh! hahaha!" so EeBee told him he was being irresponsible and she thought his actions were just plain retarded. EeBee doesn't mind if you get high. She doesn't enjoy drugs, but if you do, it's not her problem. One thing she wants to say is this: It doesn't make you look cool to obnoxiously advertise it. She learned that the hard way a few years ago when she wrote something about alcohol on her Facebook and got reported for being underage. Her personal opinion of most substances is that you can enjoy them and have fun with them, but don't be immature about it, because if you are blatantly advertising it, you can get in trouble, everyone around you can get in trouble and the people you accessed it from can get in trouble.
EeBee doesn't think the light at the end of the tunnel is the after life and it is in fact a train. EeBee suggests we run? Never mind. It stalled.
Jesus was a medic-nin!!!
These are actually on the labels:
On a Sears hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.”
On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.”
On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
On some Swann frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
On the bottom of a Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: “Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: “Do not drive car or operate machinery.”
On Nytol sleep aid: “Warning: may cause drowsiness.”
On a Korean kitchen knife: “Warning: keep out of children.”
On a string of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
On a food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”
On Sainsbury's peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”
On artificial bacon: “Real artificial bacon bits”
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.”
On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”
On a child's Superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
On an American Flag: “Made in China”
At Funplex: “Paintless Paintball”
Next to a kid's place: “Adult Movies”
In a Parking Lot: “Do not park in the parking lot.”
"I'll become a Princess!" Howard of Lil' DeiDei
"You never fight with Deidara; he has hands on his mouth!" Jill of Lil' DeiDei
"My Man is a Brain!" Jill of Lil' DeiDei
"...Tenten put her Nunchaku away..." EeBee-kohai
--Reply to above: "FINALLY! I ATE IT!" Jill of Lil' DeiDei
"I'm a bean!" Jill of Lil' DeiDei
"For Kami's sake, pull yourselves together!" Jill of Lil' DeiDei
--Reply to above: "I can't! My arm's over there!" EeBee-kohai, imitating Sasori
"Gaara joined the Mafia. So did his feelings." Jill of Lil' DeiDei
"Everyone eats teabags!" Jill of Lil' DeiDei, you are not making yourself look smarter...
"I just had the sudden urge to shoot myslef in the face." Howard of Lil' DeiDei
Lil' DeiDei and EeBee-kohai decided that 'Glee' stands for Gay Lesbians Eat Elephants'. Lil' [Smart] DeiDei said: "Gay Elephants Eat Lesbians!" That sound like it could be offensive...
"For some reason, Natsu is on my favorites list twice!" EeBee
--Reply to above: "He's on the bottom and the top! Wait, not like that!" Howard of Lil' DeiDei
"How can something so nerdy be contained in something so hot?" One of EeBee's best friends, Wenjes, said to EeBee at seeing "Naruto FanFiction" on her Chrome favorites.
"You're like a little person now!" Cori
"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!" Caboose from Red Vs. Blue
Top Three Favorite Characters by Manga/Anime (Which are also in order from EeBee-kohai's favorite to least favorite):
1. Hatake Kakashi
2. Uzumaki Naruto
3. Uchiha Itachi (EeBee has a cartoon crush on him and wishes he was real.)
1. Dragneel Natsu
3. Fullbuster Gray (He's epicness itself)
1. Kurosaki Ichigo
2. Abarai Renji
3. Kuchiki Rukia
4. Fullmetal Alchemist:
2. Edward Elric
3. Roy Mustang
Yamato has almond eyes. It freaks EeBee out!
"Rock Lee" is actually "Rokku Ri", if you were to pronounce it exactly as the Japanese would. It has been somewhat romanized to Rock Lee.
Review on EeBee's stories please! She does her best to review the stories she reads, whether it is “awesome” or “hey this could use…”, so please return the favor!
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