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Joined 01-21-10, id: 2225631, Profile Updated: 07-17-11
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hi, I'm Phoebe Caulfield, dreamer, writer, Anti-Twilighter, music aficionado and all around eccentric.

Writing Blog/Review Blog/Rambling Blog - In which I review books and some important fanfictions, write long rambly essays on Harry Potter and romance writing, and post jumble about fanfics that may or may not be posted. Oh, and bitch about Taylor Swift.

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Essay; Why Ron/Hermione Work As A Romance And Harry/Ginny Do Not

I read so much that the world could explode around me and I wouldn't notice. I love writing, but I have a ridiculously short attention span. I'm the weirdo who's always wandering around singing John Lennon and Beatles songs to myself. All you need is love... My brain is 50% rock lyrics and 50% lunatic daydreams I've been thought to have Asperger's Syndrome multiple times, and always been proven wrong. I've been writing fanfiction in my head for half my life and thought I was a right nutter until I discovered FF.net and realized there were other like-minded nutters out there. I reckon David Bowie should be made President of the Universe. My quips are all nicked off Monty Python. I wouldn't survive without Skins (original cast), The Inbetweeners or Misfits. I can't hold a drink to save my life. British comedy is the greatest in the world! We might have crap athletes and stuck-up politicians, but damn it, we can make people laugh! I can seem like a coldhearted misanthrope, but I love everyone in my life with all my heart. Stephenie Meyer can throw her laptop into a pit of molten lava as long as it means no one has to suffer through her shit books again. I'm fairly sure I'm a reincarnation of a cross between a stoned sixties hippie and an insane seventies punk. I adore animals, especially horses and dogs. My horse is named Doherty, after the Libertines and Babyshambles frontman, but luckily it's not a complete smackhead.I spent my last Latin lesson sitting at the back reading Bob Dylan's memoirs... and the teacher didn't give a shit! Said teacher also speaks like a clone of Severus Snape, and even my friend asked him if "anyone's told you you're a lot like Alan Rickman." I honestly believe that Morrissey and The Smiths have saved many a hapless adolescent's life. I had severe depression a year ago, and am now the most irritatingly cheery person on the planet. I don't have that many friends, but the ones I do have mean more to me than they could ever realize.

And that's pretty much my life.


Favorite music: The Libertines, The Smiths, Morrissey, The Cure, Placebo, The Sex Pistols, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, David Bowie, The Clash, Oasis, Blur, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, The Kinks, The Rolling Stones, The Who, John Lennon, Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Joy Division, Nirvana, Emilie Autumn, The Ramones, The Jam, Paul Weller, Radiohead, U2, Joe Strummer And The Mescalaros, Public Image Limited, New York Dolls, Bob Marley, The Buzzcocks, The Damned, Muse, My Chemical Romance (As I was writing a snarking of My Immortal, I was predisposed to dislike them, but a friend persuaded me to listen to them some more, and now I'm a real fan, especially of their new album; saw them live recently! *fangirl squee* greatest gig I've been to since Glastonbury), Led Zeppelin, Queen, Jamie T, Guns N Roses, Kiss. My music taste is a bit eclectic; I'm prettyrubbish with most Top 40 stuff. Seriously, half the time I have no idea what songs are playing on my sister's favorite radio station, let alone who sings them. It drives her mad.

Favorite TV Shows: The Inbetweeners and Misfits are my two favorite TV shows ever. I love the original Skins, but the new casts just aren't in the same league as the originals. I also love Peep Show, Fawlty Towers, Russell Howard's Good News, Flying Circus... British comedy just wins, period. Am dreading the Americanization of The Inbetweeners. As for non-BritComs... I love True Blood, and have a soft spot for Sookie/Eric, and I used to really like One Tree Hill, although never really followed it after it skipped ahead four years. And ever since I got a Buffy Season One DVD set for my birthday, I've been hooked on anything by Joss Whedon; Buffy, Angel, Firefly, pretty much anything. Oh, and Doctor Who is awesome.

Also, to any Inbetweeners fan out there; I cannot be the only person that's noticed this. The fanon version of the Marauders just are the four Inbetweeners, except probably slightly less of a band of losers. Seriously, Simon/James = the stalkerish romantic, Jay/Sirius = the loud rude sex pest, Will/Remus = The only sane man of the group who tries to keep them under control, Neil/Peter = The idiot with his head on another planet.

Favorite Books: The Dresden Files, Harry Potter, Catcher In The Rye, Skippy Dies, England's Dreaming, Touching From A Distance, Trainspotting, Porno, Glue, Regeneration Trilogy, Carrie, The Motorcycle Diaries, On The Road, The Odyssey, Greek Myths, Misery, The Princess Bride, A Thousand And One Nights, To Kill A Mocking Bird, Chaos Walking, His Dark Materials, Sherlock Holmes, Neverwhere, Smoke And Mirrors, Fragile Things, Let The Right One In, Handling The Undead, Goodbye To All That, Millennium Trilogy, Havemercy, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The Good Man Jesus And The Scoundrel Christ, The Godfather, Wicked, The Bell Jar, Good Omens. The Sookie Stackhouse Mysteries and Vampire Academy are my personal guilty pleasures.


Fanfiction Projects; My updating timetable is eclectic, to say the least. Whenever I have a holiday or revision to put off, I tend to go heavy on the updates, and when I'm at regular school and bombarded with homework, I just don't have the time. To try and inject some organization into my messy routine, I've written up a list of projects of what I'll be writing over the next few months.

Note; Whenever I get a review, I usually attempt to review one of the reviewers stories. However, if the reviewer writes for a fandom whose canon I haven't read/watched, (eg, Supernatural, Hetalia, Percy Jackson, Naruto, etc), then I'm afraid I won't really be able to review the story. Sorry about that.


Marauders Read My Immortal

I just started this off as a bit of fun, but seeing that this has become popular with a couple of people, I've resolved to finish this. (One reviewer said that it was mentioned on TVTropes, under the My Immortal entry in the Fan Fic Recommendations, saying "Not complete yet, but frickin' hilarious," Whoever wrote that, thanks! Especially since I think a couple of chapters are right duds... but it's your opinion that counts. Thanks!) Yeah, so this story's a bit odd and random at times. I think it's got some pretty funny parts, but there's also some really bad, stupid jokes. And for some weird reason, best known to the deepest, darkest places of my brain, Sirius is now a Godfather fanboy and rabid Kirk/Spock shipper... Look, it is what it is. I don't judge, but you're very welcome to.

This story now has over 200 Favorites or Alerts, and for that, I am very grateful.

Now AU, due to Anarchy In Hogwarts following the Marauders sixth-year, and that definitely doesn't feature Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way.


A sort of writing challenge for myself; several series of one-shots, drabbles and short stories elaborating and developing on romances that were left off the page in the canon.

Love And Nargles - Luna Lovegood and Rolf Scamander. This originated as a chaptered, plotted short novel, but as I don't have time to maintain a novel length story, and haven't updated this for ages, I've decided to convert this into a series of short stories, one-shots and drabbles. The story is set after the Battle Of Hogwarts and Luna's graduation, and each chapter will most likely be set in a different country, on a different adventure, with a different animal each time.

Broken Love Song - Neville Longbottom and Hannah Abbott. Starting somewhere during Half-Blood Prince, with Hannah's mother's death.

Strange Infatuation - Draco Malfoy and Astoria Greengrass. Is most likely to be by far the darkest of the series, as it will have to cover the war and Draco's defection and redemption.


Leah Clearwater, Vampire Slayer - A plot bunny that's been bouncing around for a while, and that I want to get written down. It evolved out of my short hate-fic, Dear Leah. Basically, Leah returns to Forks to fight the misogynistic werewolves and vampires, and ends up embroiled in a war that will destroy Forks. Sound fun? I promise, it's very snarky.


The Definitive Guide To Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll

*Marauder Style*

Growing Up Is Hard, But They've Still Got Each Other...

...No, Crap, That Only Makes It Worse

A four novel series about seven hopelessly insane wizarding teenagers as they navigate their way through the world of sex and drugs and rock and roll; James Potter, a compulsive liar who apparently has some sort of allergic reaction around girls, Sirius Black, mafia heir and self-proclaimed stud with serious family issues, Remus Lupin, long suffering werewolf who is fighting a losing battle to culture and sophisticate his friends, Peter Pettigrew, amateur inventor, Star Wars aficondo and proud super-geek, Lily Evans, socially awkward worrier who isn't quite sure how she fell in with the gang, Anna Ahmed, dyslexic and ADHD-suffering slag who doesn't take crap from anyone, and Morwenna Lestrange, wannabe nihilist, self-titled psychopath and more depressing than a Radiohead album stuck on repeat. Throw in Voldemort and the Death Eaters shoving in in everyone's turf, a mafia-style mob war between the pureblood crime families, and a growing underground punk culture... life is about to get interesting.

Goodbye, Good Riddance And Good Luck

Anarchy In Hogwarts

Sniffin' Glue

Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Marauders

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Written in the Stars by RainbowCrystal reviews
Lily Evans is NOT happy when she finds out who the new Head Boy is. But why is he acting so… mature? Amidst crazy teachers, shooting stars and snowball fights, Lily discovers that sometimes what we want least in life is exactly what we need most.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 141,739 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 9/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 8704 - Favs: 6,116 - Follows: 5,965 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2627 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 123 - Words: 304,320 - Reviews: 6185 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Every Other Midnight by Kathryn's NomDePlume reviews
Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 932,487 - Reviews: 4260 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 1/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Where Dwell the Brave at Heart The Outtakes by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
As avid a photographer as Remus is, there are some moments that would just be completely inappropriate to capture. These, ladies and gentlemen, are those moments. Companion to 'Where Dwell the Brave at Heart'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 80 - Words: 111,513 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Marauders
Kisses on the Balcony by ByeByeBirdie reviews
James, Lily, and their friends are back to finish their 7th year. Before they can be released into a dangerous and war-filled world, they first have to confront their final Hogwarts days where friendships & relationships will be put to the ultimate test.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 582,534 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 12/4/2007 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Of Cleaning and Flying Vehicles by MissGoalie75 reviews
Arthur Weasley and Sirius Black bond over their appreciation for enchanting Muggle forms of transportation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Arthur W., Sirius B. - Complete
The Marauders and the Rogues by PrincessEarth reviews
The infamous Marauders weren't alone in their love for pranking. In fact, they often had their butts kicked by a bunch of girls. Now, this is it. Seventh year. Four girls, four boys. Two opposing pranking teams. One hell of a battle to be won.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,268 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Gospel According to Lupin by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
Statistically, we’re better off than most fathers and sons because it’s been proven that the human brain absorbs more from what its owner reads than what its owner hears." Teddy recieves a series of letters from his deceased father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,557 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Last Goodbyes by Gandalf3213 reviews
Harry goes back for the Resurrection Ring and decides that everyone has someone to say goodbye to. He circulates the ring around. Some people call on the obvious ones, others call back those who you would least expect. Chap. 33 - the End
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,054 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Kreacher Comforts by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
The next two years of Remus Lupin's life will be an endurance test. Between his bachelor best friend, a murderous house elf, and a sexy young auror who appears to have a crush on him, it should at least be interesting...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,386 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Rakish Nose by CaptainSammish reviews
Seamus explains to Dean why the Carrows rearranged his face.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
She Said What? by Zayz reviews
LJ. Lily Evans keeps a diary in her seventh year to chronicle the strange, murky, embarrassing, and sometimes plain crazy events that a young witch set to graduate has to navigate through. Written in the style of 'Bridget Jones's Diary.' R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 313,283 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Where Dwell the Brave at Heart (2009) by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
Lupin and Sirius sort through some old school photographs...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 72,335 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Magical Ignorance by marginaliana reviews
All right, blue whale. Is it a blue whale?" HP and QI crossover, featuring Gryffindor Alan Davies and Ravenclaw Stephen Fry. Written for LJ's Gen Battle
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
A Gift Freely Given by Lady Altair reviews
The world remembers a martyr, a painted icon with a golden halo. Lily Potter wasn’t that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Thoughts in the Abyss by asyouwishxladyswan reviews
It was a time of terror, panic, confusion. It was a time of death and pain. It was a time when friends and family feared for themselves and others. It was a time of death - but also life. It was the time of the First War. -Sequel to 'Recognition' of SoB.-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,729 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sirius B., Voldemort
Nobody Sees Me Wishing by solitaireclay07 reviews
Ivy Bennett was that girl eyeing Sirius Black during their Defense Against the Dark Arts exam. She didn't mean to do it - in fact, she doesn't even like Sirius in that way. She was glad that he never noticed her. Well, in a way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 163 - Words: 167,364 - Reviews: 5544 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Hogwarts Houses Divided by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Finding Fantastic Beasts by inkvoices reviews
Luna Lovegood meets Rolf Scamander in a bar in Mauritius and he tells her that she's narrow-minded.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 402 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Ship of All by Fionnabhair Nic Aillil reviews
Shared joy is a double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow.' The development of Hermione and Ginny's relationship, a friendship left mainly off the page in the novels.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 54,358 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Lost Generation by Fionnabhair Nic Aillil reviews
From their very first year, Lily and James' lives were entangled in the Wizarding War. Yet, in the midst of war, the most important thing is life, not death. Lily, James, Sirius and all their friends struggle to protect what is most precious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,942 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tears on the Balcony by ByeByeBirdie reviews
Lily & James have hated each other ever since their initial meeting took a wrong turn. After a shocking goodbye at the end of their 6th year, are things going to be any different in the following year when they are forced to work together as Head Boy and Head Girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 522,299 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
October Twilight by arainymonday reviews
Witness the birth of friendships, of heroes, and of legends through the eyes of one young woman who made no great mark on the wizarding world, but died to save the lives of those who did. This is the story of Dorcas Meadowes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,997 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Dorcas M., Sirius B. - Complete
Sunday Mourning by arainymonday reviews
In his final hours, Regulus ponders his approaching death and his tragically short life. In three scrolls of parchment, he discusses how he came to be a Death Eater and wonders what his life might have been like if he had chosen a different path.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Regulus B. - Complete
Crossroads by Emmyjean reviews
In her seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans finds herself facing a tragedy that leaves her life in pieces. She ultimately finds great strength both within herself and those she never would have expected. FINAL CHAPTER UP July 8 05!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,872 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 8/7/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pensieve by Oy Angelina reviews
She's a Prefect, He's a Marauder; and falling in love might be the best thing that ever happened to either Lily or James. Set during their 6th Year with the rest of MWPP. RATED PRE-OotP - story content may not follow canon revealed in Book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 403,195 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 12/9/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The First War by NeedsAVacaction reviews
Before Harry Potter, James and Lily fought in the Order of the Phoenix. Aurors, Death Eaters, spies, prophecies, romance, and betrayal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,137 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 8/8/2003
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Song To Say Goodbye reviews
Seamus is only alive when on edge of death, yet Lavender Brown somehow makes him feel all that and more. Seamus/Lavender.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Lavender B., Seamus F. - Complete
Dear Leah reviews
When Sam's mental and physical abuse of his fiance come to terrifying new heights, a confused and scared Emily writes an email to her only remaining friend; her estranged cousin Leah. Hate-fic, anti-Twilight, anti-imprint, anti-domestic abuse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Emily, Leah - Complete
Broken Love Song reviews
Neville Longbottom needs someone to save him, and Hannah Abbott needs something to save. Series of Neville and Hannah drabbles and one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Neville L., Hannah A.
Dreams We Have As Children reviews
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away; before they were Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, they were little boys gazing into the world with wide eyes. A series of vignettes on the early years of each Marauder's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Marauders
Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Marauders reviews
The gang are back for a last sex, drugs and rock and roll fueled year... they wish. Voldemort's on the rise, Peter gets a girl and Sirius trains up a gang of junior Marauders. Most importantly, Lily's fallen for James... and she'll do anything to get him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
What Not To Say To Girls At Parties reviews
"If you were a Dementor, I'd turn criminal just to get your kiss." It's a Hogwarts Bonfire Party, and Kingsley gives Frank some interesting pick up lines dreamt up by none other than Sirius Black to help him get with the girl of his dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Frank L., Alice L. - Complete
Love and Nargles reviews
""Nargles?" Rolf asked, mystified, "I've never heard of them." Rolf and Luna meet at a Quibbler convention for rare and endangered creatures, and decide to travel the world together, with many adventures along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,960 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Luna L., Rolf S.