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Author has written 30 stories for Sherlock Holmes, Mentalist, Sherlock Holmes, Prince of Persia, Ironman, Inception, King's Speech, X-Men: The Movie, Thor, Avengers, Walking Dead, and Incredible Hulk.

Good news: I'm leaving up all fics, old, outdated, and otherwise, since some of them are (somehow) still popular.

Bad news: New fics will be sporadic at best. Whenever it suits my fancy. Because life and college and stuff.

Still love you, always will. Reviews are still appreciated, as always.

Show me a hero, and I'll write you a tragedy.
--F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Stark Realizations by AstraGalactic reviews
When Loki falls to Earth he has every intention of conquering it, but as a cat he is taken in by Tony Stark, and as he watches him struggle through life in the face of certain death, the Trickster starts to think twice about what he had on Asgard.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,850 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Loki
Wild by Praxid reviews
Carol couldn't let go. Not after everything. She'd search for him until she brought him home, or died trying.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,477 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
A Drawer Full of Letters by Spockologist reviews
Letters Watson wrote to Holmes and vice versa during the Hiatus. Rated T for angst. Non slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 21,405 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Dear Natasha by javct reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Natasha is left in a coma and Clint writes letters to her; in hope that she can hear. "Dear Natasha..."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Your Manuscript Needs Editing by MarriedUnderCherryTrees33 reviews
Alternate ending to GoS. Holmes and Watson bromance: "Brothers of Bond" and all that lovely stuff. No slash, but bring your goggles if you must. Oneshot. T for mild language and because I'm paranoid of the fanfic police.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/5/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
The King's Drabbles by Dickensian812 reviews
A series of drabbles based on "The King's Speech."
King's Speech - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011
How Dad Did It by QuickenMyEnd reviews
"They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far." Except...
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - H. Stark - Complete
Between A Rock and A Hard Place by Spockologist reviews
Holmes ended his drug addiction at one point. But what was the catalyst that helped bring him to that decision? Non-Slash. Rated T for mention of drug use. One-Shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Complete
Of War Tales and Puppy Dog Tails by Spockologist reviews
A recently returned from Afghanistan Watson is feeling a little lonely until one night, a small bull pup wanders into his life. Half fluff, half serious.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011
Justifiable Culpability by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
AU of the beach scene. Charles' POV. Charles pre-empts Erik's vengeful plans Written for a livejournal prompt.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Registration by ElphabaROCKS reviews
Magneto is not very happy when he hears the plans to register mutants.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Magneto, Mystique - Complete
Aftermath by theroguesgambit reviews
Following the events in Cuba, Erik can't let go of his guilt, until one night Charles appears and offers him the one thing he never knew he needed: absolution. With a twist. One Shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Touch by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Thor used to reach for Loki all the time. There came a day when he did not, so Loki reached for Thor instead.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
In Retrospect by MaraudingSnitch1314 reviews
In retrospect, a half-dozen perspectives on Erik Lehnsherr. Post-First Class drabble collection. No slash, but readers are welcome to their own interpretations.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Matryoshka by mixed.vinyl reviews
Half a year after their successful inception, Ariadne receives an offer of another job with the team, and just like the last time, she has no idea what she's getting into.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,216 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Games of Deduction by Spockologist reviews
Children's games turned into crime solving methods. Mostly humor and no slash!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 14,637 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011
Five Times Holmes Visited Watson at 3am by Jennistar1 reviews
Five Times Holmes Visited Watson at 3am, and One Time Watson visited Holmes...I don't think Holmes is doing very well with Watson's absence...LAST CHAPTER NOW UP!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
The Last Full Measure of Devotion by LoremIpsum reviews
For Ben and Riley a wilderness treasure hunt quickly turns into a struggle for survival. No slash.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,120 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete
Please Don't Leave by Lillibella reviews
OneShot. Mrs. Hudson's view on everything. Holmes lights things on fire. Gladstone makes an appearance as well.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Mrs. Hudson, Gladstone - Complete
Uncle Holmes by Serena Kenobi reviews
Holmes faces his toughest mental challenge yet: three rambunctious Watson children. Or rather, the Watson children are subjected to the mischievous, trouble-causing Uncle Holmes. Post movie oneshot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Changes by Halfcent reviews
What if Mick's second turning affected them both more than seen in the show? Mick's and Josef's possible thoughts on that. Disclaimer- I own nothing, least of all Moonlight.
Moonlight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,044 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Second Chance by PhantomProducer reviews
Before Sherlock Holmes can reopen the Blackwood Case, Mary needs to speak with him. What is there left to say? A Sherlock/Mary semi-friendship oneshot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2010 - S. Holmes, Mary M. - Complete
Shafted by Ellipsis9 reviews
Patrick Jane usually plays mind tricks on other people, but now he's injured at the bottom of a mine shaft and his mind is playing tricks on him. Character wumph.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
I'm Not Laughing by Miz. Jynx reviews
Batman got angry. Bullet proof glass isn't Batman proof. And the Joker's at the end of his rope. Sometimes people forget, he's only human. And humans die.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Addicted by AndromedaMarine reviews
He shook his head like a five year old unwilling to part with a delectable bar of chocolate. A character smile spread over his lips. “Come and get it.” WARNING: The contents of this story may require the liberal use of tissues.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Doesn't Hurt That Much by Ellipsis9 reviews
Christmas Eve and Patrick Jane is all alone until he get's an expected visit.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Silence by capjack54 reviews
Things get complicated when the CBI team finds themselves protecting a would-be assassin who has just tried to kill one of their own.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Patrick J.
Im too sexy for my hair by Lady Persia reviews
Rigsby is jealous of Patricks hair.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Wayne R., Patrick J. - Complete
Halloween by Halfcent reviews
Josef doesn't like Halloween. Can Mick change his mind? A lighthearted one-shot between my multi-chapter fic Changes. A little late for the intended holiday, but hopefully enjoyable.
Moonlight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Jurassic Park Three: CONDENSED by PyroLily reviews
This was too amazing of a movie not to make a parody. Read and enjoy! Rating for language
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man in Line at the DMV by yorickjones reviews
You're Dr. Bruce Banner, a man on the run from the monster inside, and you find yourself in the most irritating place on the planet the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Incredible Hulk - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
My Dear Fellow by Demus reviews
Holmes reflects on his chronicler, watching him sleep as they travel to their temporary home at the end of a particularly galling case for Watson. Not slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Complete
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Blood and Jack Daniels reviews
Following his dishonorable discharge and prison stint, Merle comes back into town. Daryl, now twenty or so, hasn't seen him for eight years. The reunion is far from happy. Oneshot. Rated T for fisticuffs.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Daryl D., Merle D. - Complete
Turncoat reviews
Natasha Romanoff is tired of America, of SHIELD, of being a team player. She has never kept a position this long, and she's uncomfortable. So when a Russian crime gang expresses their desire to eliminate the new superweapon called the Avengers, she agrees to help them. Because she doesn't make friends, she doesn't keep alliances, and she doesn't care. Or so she tells herself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
You Know I Do reviews
Inspired by Natasha's response to Clint's question-does she know what it's like to be unmade? To have someone take her brain and play? How could he forget? Kind of given up on updates, I'm really sorry. More Clintasha fics in store, but I'm just not feeling this one. Rated because assassins kill people. Reviews are incredible.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Super Soldiers reviews
Steve gets called out on a special mission he doesn't think he's qualified for. Kind of pre-Avengers, more during Avengers, not quite sure. Just read and enjoy that's all. Rated for glass in feet.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B.
Operation Stars and Stripes reviews
So Coulson's been hearing rumors that somebody found something in the Arctic bearing a striking resemblance to his favorite superhero...but Nick Fury's in no hurry to let him in on it. Kind of adorable Coulson fanboying. Pre-Avengers and technically, pre-Captain America. R&R!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F. - Complete
Everything and Nothing reviews
The Avengers are battling Loki's army when Thor receives a message: his brother is mortally wounded. He rushes to his side, but beyond that, he isn't sure what to do. Loki has made it clear where he stands. Has Thor? Rated for injury description. R&R!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Garden reviews
Following Loki's "death", Thor finds himself confused as to whether or not he ever really knew his brother at all. So he visits the one place that was all Loki's... Threeshot. Updates to come as I finish some editing. Please review and do enjoy.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Help Me reviews
Tony is brushing his teeth when he gets an unexpected two AM visitor, and it's not an ex-girlfriend...who could it be? And why won't Jarvis answer the door? Short oneshot. Sort of fluff but not really. No slash, just bromance. Reviews are appreciated.
Crossover - Ironman & Incredible Hulk - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/14/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, B. Banner - Complete
One Minute of Your Day reviews
Supposing that stray bullet did more than paralyze Charles, Erik and Raven attend his viewing. XMFC, no slash, reviews are more than welcome.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
My Mind Rebels at the Future reviews
This is a collection of relatively random interactions between Sherlock Holmes and very ordinary things from the future...present. His future. So obviously it takes place in the now, not the then. Oh goodness, just read it.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,222 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - S. Holmes
Inadequacy reviews
Bertie is called upon to address the House of Lords and it goes badly, leaving him devastated beyond Elizabeth's attempts at comforting him. In other words, a shining example of how much Bertie hates himself vs. how much Liz loves him. Vaguely pre-Logue.
King's Speech - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bertie/George VI, Queen Elizabeth - Complete
Psychologically Disturbed reviews
Holmes and Watson are caught up in their own personal problems, until an attempt on Watson's life signals the setting in motion of Moriarty's newest plan. The two are thrown into another impossible mystery, putting everyone's lives at stake. R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,054 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Quizzical reviews
Ariadne is giving Arthur the third degree-but why? Nothing but a fluffy little humor fic. A/A, of course. R&R!
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Facebook reviews
Arthur is doing research and Eames wants to...well, not help... Pointless oneshot, no slash, may not make sense if you don't understand Facebook. Rated a little high just to be safe. R&R!
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Arthur's Girlfriend reviews
Cobb is questioning Arthur about feelings he has noticed the point man developing for a certain architect...yet Eames is making things difficult. Humor fic with serious characters, so we'll see how that works. Oneshot, no slash, minor Arthur/Ariadne. R&R!
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Arthur, D. Cobb - Complete
Just Watson reviews
This is the unofficial sequel to my other fic, Just Holmes. Hey, I already killed the doctor, why shouldn't I knock off the detective too? Rated for, well...death.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
May I Say reviews
Tony heads onto a talk show and the interview goes, well, badly. It seems that someone has been spreading rumors about Mr. Stark... Oneshot, R&R plz, all that jazz. Formerly lamely titled Rumors.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
A Walk in the Park reviews
That's right, it's another Watson-returns-to-Baker-Street fic! Hopefully it's a little bit original. I promise much angst and arguing. No slash, and one sentence of slightly suicidal content. Rated a little high just for that.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
The Little Princes reviews
Tus, Garsiv, and Dastan are being left to look after themselves for a little while. This can't possibly go well. Rated for small children hitting each other with pretend swords. R&R!
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Dastan, Garsiv - Complete
Holmes Meets Holmes reviews
I know this has to have been done before, but who doesn't love a good humanly impossible situation? Holmes and Watson from the 2009 movie meet Holmes and Watson from the original books. Much yelling and arguing ensues.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, S. Holmes - Complete
Holmes and Watson: Environmentally Conscious reviews
A short story I had to write for science, featuring Holmes and Watson. WARNING: may be educational! D:
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/17/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Things Holmes Has Ingested reviews
Holmes shares a discovery with Watson, leading the doctor to wonder just what else Holmes has nommed over the years. No slash, just a joyful romp through Holmes's insanity. Rated because the doctor is operating.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The World Without Watson reviews
Oneshot, just me putting the scene outside the slaughterhouse into words. Holmes is beginning to realize just how much gravity his actions have. No slash. SPOILERS, don't read if you haven't seen the movie!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Question reviews
Watson has an important question that he isn't quite sure how to handle. Holmes attempts to offer him advice with all of his wisdom...or lack thereof, in this field. No slash, R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Madam reviews
Watson must face a chatty Cockney case-bearer alone. Who is this woman? I guarantee a few surprises.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/14/2010 - J. Watson - Complete
Undercover reviews
Watson is sleeping peacefully...until Holmes bursts in and demands to hide from a pair of thugs in plain sight as Watson's dozing wife. Hard to explain. NO SLASH, but enough bromance to choke the life out of you. Only best friends share beds. R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Doctor Holmes reviews
The good doctor comes down with a cold, and Holmes's motherly instincts are awakened! However...he was not born to be a medical man.... No slash, R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Box reviews
One-shot where Patrick stirs up trouble as usual, this time with such a simple prop as a cardboard box. I really tried to get the team in character, but they're the bane of my existence. Bear with me.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
Handcuffs reviews
Holmes handcuffed to a bed was ingeniously hilarious...but what if it happened again? That darn Irene! Watson's a little OOC, I apologize in advance. R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Published: 3/22/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Just Holmes reviews
A rather depressing, rambling, pointless piece involving gun wounds, shouting, and tears! Rated T because children not of the T age should not be watching this movie in the first place! No slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete