cartahide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Sanctuary, Stargate: Atlantis, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Pushing Daisies, and Ladyhawke. Well, howdy! I'm not a big writer, but I've been reading fic since - 1994? Yeah, that long, holy cow. I can't imagine life without fic in it - I started with Lois & Clark, then X-Files, Buffy, Xena, and it just went on and on. The best way to get me to hit that back button before even starting your story is bitching about the source material. Harshing someone's fannish joy is a snotty thing to do, and I loathe it. Character bashing/ship bashing also sucks. Femslash makes the world go round. |
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Thine, the Amber Hands by blueberryblues22 reviews
The thrumming in his chest was of his own individual variety. The heat of hunger that he knew to be growing in Hannibal was now blossoming in himself, leaves dark and damp inside his ribcage. Tonight was to be a feast. *** Hannibal and Will survive the fall. They wash ashore a paradise of their own making. Will finally sees Hannibal for what he has always been - the Creator.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2017 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Real by SgtMac reviews
The 4-part follow-up to SAFE. While the ladies try to navigate their new and often turbulent romantic relationship, Emma finds herself caught in the crossfire of Regina's bloody past, which causes a frightened Regina to consider surrendering all of her hard-fought for emotional progress in order to defend and avenge Emma. SwanQueen established, Regina/Snow. Non-graphic .
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,000 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
- by colormetheworld reviews
many have asked that I upload this here from tumblr. it does not have a name. it is very, very close to my heart. Please treat it kindly.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,052 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Safe by SgtMac reviews
Afraid of what she'll do to Snow, Emma and Henry kidnap an enraged and heartbroken Regina and take her out of Storybrooke so that she can heal in a place without magic. Along the way, they help each other deal with the traumas and mistakes of their pasts and move towards a possible future together as a family. Post THE MILLER'S DAUGHTER. Semi-graphic slow burn SQ. Now Complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 230,000 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
Dark Cherry by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
He was muttering her name in his sleep again. Episode tag for 5x02, Devil's Cherry.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Soft Place To Land by Mindy35 reviews
Elliot/Olivia. Shortly after Elliot puts in his papers, his partner receives a visit from his wife.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/15/2013 - [O. Benson, E. Stabler] K. Stabler - Complete
Temptations and Touch by starry19 reviews
"It had been interesting, watching her try to avoid her feelings for him for the past several years. He, however, was much more pragmatic in these situations. He was probably better at hiding his emotions than she was, but he certainly hadn't hidden them from himself. " A birthday gift for CharmingNotDarling
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Bluff by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
"I'll come by your place tonight. We'll talk it out, okay?" A soft, sad look in his eyes. "You're sweet." "Let me help you," she pleaded. The doors closed in her face. She gave him a five minute head start, and then went after him.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Rebuilding the Sun by starry19 reviews
"She was more than willing to pick up the pieces, if he was ever willing to let himself shatter. But he would hold on, she knew, until he couldn't hide the cracks any longer." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,309 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Chess by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
Jane was playing chess with himself in her office. Again. Missing moment from 5x12.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
This Is The Hour by lisbon99 reviews
Ten years is a long time. It's only natural for Teresa Lisbon, on her anniversary, to wonder: 'what next' ? Spoilers & speculation for 5.13 'The Red Barn'. Some light Lisbon/Jane UST.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Questionable Offer by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane is back in his attic, brooding. Lisbon attempts to distract him with surprsing success. Written for lotheriel84.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Don't Hang Up by foreverwriting9 reviews
Five times Jane calls Lisbon, and the one conversation that changes things.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Lovely Way To Burn by writetherest reviews
So much of Janet wants to protest, to continue holding on to Trina, who suddenly seems like a life preserver in more ways than one, but she manages to nod and force herself to stand up. / A slightly different take on Cabin Fever.
Swingtown - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Complete
Calamity Jane Meets Dr Isles, Medicine Woman by JoBethMegAmy. my homegirls reviews
An AU set in the Old West. Why? Because I want to know how a proper, aspiring female doctor would react to a driven, hard-as-nails woman on the range. They don't know it yet, but Maura's fiancee just met his match.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 50 - Words: 278,317 - Reviews: 3299 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Jealousy by Crackinois reviews
A tragic case leads to the reassignment of an officer to the Homicide Unit, which comes at the worst time as Jane tries to figure out a change in her feelings toward Maura. Complete.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,857 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Red and the Grey by bloodwrites reviews
Winner, 2012 Paint it Red Best Het Romance! Spoilers up to season 3 finale; directly follows events of 3x24. A new nemesis appears on the scene to avenge Red John, targeting Lisbon to get to Jane. Creepy dollhouses, life on the lam, and sexy Jisbon times abound.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,869 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
a Road lEss traveleD by 221b Baker Street reviews
In physics, there are things that are called Quantum Events, small, seemingly insignificant events that change things on a grand scale, and in theory, creating multiple universes or timelines as repercussions. This is one of those stories...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,185 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
Red Lightning by castiello reviews
Late one night at the CBI, a worried Lisbon, a heavy-hearted Jane, and a mysteriously troubled Cho all come together. Will anyone get any sleep? Tag for The Red Mile.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Truth About Cats and Dogs by 221b Baker Street reviews
A quiet evening with a bottle of Scotch, a little white dog, a television and the new chief of the CBI.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
The Seduction of Jane Rizzoli by Lear's Daughter reviews
Written for an RI fic exchange on LJ. Circumstances force Maura to realize she's in love with Jane. What does she do next? Rizzoli/Isles
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/27/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Delirium by Lady of Pride reviews
There was a time when Jane's quest was more of an annoyance than anything else, but he has since found himself delirious in the hope that one day he will have the chance to show the man what it feels like to possess the sole attention of a god.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Red John, Patrick J.
Imperfect Rain by haveyounomercy reviews
//September won't you bring me some rain again, this sun is melting my skin// Fuji tells Kawamura why eternal sunshine is just not good enough. Perfect Pair, FujiTaka. One-shot, light angst.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Fuji S., Kawamura T. - Complete
Doctor, Nurse, Shrink by Crowded Angels reviews
Post-'Honey'. "So, you gonna let me play nurse?"
Lie to Me - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
We'll Stay Inside Until Somebody Finds Us by Aimee5 reviews
I want to give this a go, he says, suddenly. Cal/Gillian, no spoilers.
Lie to Me - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
Refurbished Revelations by yaba reviews
Lisbon decides to teach Jane a lesson, but ends up learning something herself in the process. Secret Santa Present for Frogster! Post: Scarlet Letter.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Every Four Years by Constable Remington reviews
Fuji/Takashi Fuji can only celebrate his birthday every four years. I swear I am the only person who likes this pairing.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Fuji S., Kawamura T. - Complete
Announcements by Hopeakaarme reviews
When Fuji announces he's in love, Taka-san doesn't know what to say. Shounen ai TakaFuji.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Kawamura T., Fuji S. - Complete
Dreams by audny-the-albatross reviews
Taka is having trouble sleeping. Warning for crack pairings and implied incest.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Kawamura T., E. Ryoma - Complete
Silent Sweetness by Hopeakaarme reviews
Whenever Fuji is nearby, it's even harder than usual for Takasan to find words. Fortunately, sometimes he doesn't have to. Shounenai TakaFuji.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Kawamura T., Fuji S. - Complete
The Little Things by Katalystik reviews
It was the little things, in the end, that convinced Taka that Fuji was out to kill him. takafuji
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Fuji S., Kawamura T. - Complete
Speechless by Tani Barton reviews
It's the first snow of the season and Fuji has a pink, fuzzy scarf. TakaFuji
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Kawamura T., Fuji S. - Complete
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Careful the Tale You Tell reviews
Written for Yuletide. The next chapter in the story of Mouse, Isabeau, and Navarre.
Ladyhawke - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Complete
The Alley reviews
Written for some gift exchange I don't even remember, a loooooong time ago. Set somewhere in the high school years. Xander watches Buffy and Angel dance, and he gets a little confused.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Xander H., Angel, Buffy S., Willow R.
Itty Bitty and the HOG reviews
Written for Yuletide - an Olive and Emerson story, with bonus Pigby!
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Emerson C., Olive S. - Complete
Carpe Diem reviews
Gen - Buffy contemplates her lot in life. Set after Season 4.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Buffy S. - Complete
Remembrances reviews
Spoilers for Season Three. Rodney is sad. Sam steps in it a little. But it's ok. Written for the A Picture is Worth 1000 Words ficathon on LiveJournal. My picture was this:
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Rodney M., S. Carter/Sam - Complete
Sharp Like a Knife, Like a Needle reviews
Henry and Will, and some questions are answered.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Henry F., Will Z. - Complete