Author has written 19 stories for Merlin, Inheritance Cycle, and Lord of the Rings.
Hi, I'm Saymorian, though of course, that's not my real name.
I'm just an optimistic 16 year old English girl.
My favourite thing to do, is read. Some of my favourite books/series' (that are on FF) are: Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle (Book 4 November! :D) Alex Rider, The Lord of the Rings series (not trilogy, well, the films are, but that's beside the point) , The Twilight Saga. It's not on FF but another book I love is 'Learning to Sing' By Clay Aiken and Allison Glock.
My most favourite TV shows are: Merlin and Doctor Who (10th doctor ALWAYS) and Sherlock
LEAST FAVOURITE FILM EVER: Eragon (they screwed up bad)
some of my favourite pairings are: EragonxArya, HarryxGinny, AlexXSabina BellaxEdward (Jacob I hate with a vengeance) ArthurxGuinevere (Lancelot is another who I hate and want to die) Merlinx (haven't actually decided who i want Merlin to be with, I just think he needs someone. Probably Morgana, or Freya maybe...) I think the same about Frodo, he's lonely, I think he needs someone :)
Pairings that I'm not a shipper of, but don't bother me: MerlinxArthur (I suppose it could work...)
Pairings I don't really like: HarryxDraco (I'm sorry I just can't see it, they loathe each other...) BellaxJacob (Team Edward) LancelotxGuinevere (You know my feelings on him! I don't care what the legend says), and all the weird ones like EdwardxJacob(though I must admit, Bella's face would be priceless...) and Merlin/Uther or Uther/Morgana (just no to both, especially after series 3...)
Now for music...
I absolutely love Clay Aiken (hence my fic 'invisible') so please no insulting him in front of me, thanks.
I am also a Paramore fan :)
I like a lot of music but they are my favourites :D
Anyone wishing for a better world, please visit bubelaiken.org. We must promote tolerance today, for a better world tomorrow.
If I was "Merlin"s Guinevere I'd say forget Arthur and Lancelot I chose MERLIN! :D
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
If you love the Inheritance cycle and flinch when you see fictions that mention Eragons BLONDE hair or his BLUE eyes put this in your profile. Eragon has BROWN hair and BROWN eyes, and a scar on his wrist as Jeod says to Roran in Eldest. Well, okay if you say that Eragon's eyes have changed because of Saphira then go a head but if that's what you think because of the movie *cringes*
And another thing BROM was KILLED by the RA'ZAC and NOT by DURZA.
the white man said: "Coloured people are not allowed here"
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: “Listen sure…when I was born, I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I’m sick I’m BLACK, when I go in the sun I’m BLACK, when I’m cold I’m BLACK, when I die I’ll be BLACK. But you sir, when you’re born you’re PINK, when you grow up, you’re WHITE, when you’re sick, you’re GREEN, when you go in the sun, you turn RED, when you’re cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve top call me coloured?”
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away… Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I can read that much in a week)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time :D)
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile
If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread Harry Potter over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. (well, over 10 might be more acurate)
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. You know who you are =D
If there are characters on a certain show that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile. (cough UTHER PENDRAGON AND IDIOT-BOY-LANCEY cough;) )
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you're obsessed with any television series, copy and paste this into your profile. (MERLIN RULES)
If you have read the books and HATE the fact that they burned down the weasley house in the 6th movie and are really angry that they've practicaly ruined the first half of Book 7 by getting rid of the Weasley house copy and paste this onto your profile. (and how the hell is Harry gonna find the third to last Horcrux if he don't know where his old potions book is??).
Be unique: Because the last time someone decided that everyone should look the same, over 11 million people died!
STOP HOLOCAUST DENIAL!
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile (Harry Potter and Merlin, yup =D)
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bucesae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
If you can read the message above paste it in your profile
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Eragon, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, StephanieZorander, FirstWizardAllanon, Rose Dragonfly, Writer of the North, Saymorian
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
"How can I stand idly by as men are taught to apologize for weakness and women are taught to apologize for strength?"
"Humans have a knack for choosing those things that are worst for them." - J.K. Rowling
"If you want to see the true measure of man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." - J.K. Rowling
"It is our choices that show who we are far more than our abilities." - J.K. Rowling
-At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
-When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
-When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
-When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
-When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
-When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
-When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
-When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
-When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
-When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
-When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
-When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
-When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
-When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
-And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.
If you love your dad, post this on your profile!
9 Things I Hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??
5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?
7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!
If you can spend 5 hours reading in one sitting, post this to your profile
The way I rate my work:
My Good Stories:
-Prince Of Camelot
-Faolin's True Story
-What might have been
-20 ways to annoy the fellowship
My Okay Stories:
The King, The Book and The Wardrobe
-The Dragon's Call, Merlin's FMLs
-The Reason Is You, Guinevere
-Merlin Get Up
-Missing half of me
My Don't Even Bother With Stories:
-Happy Easter Merlin
-Once Upon A Broken Heart
-Erican: An Eragon Parody
If anyone disagrees with the above (though I doubt it, unless you think I've rated one too high...) then do tell me
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
Anyone who reads my fanfics, you should know that I am actually writing a novel as well, so that take up a lot of my time. It's called Melsenge and is where my penname came from. I'm also in year 12, and I get lots of homework, seriously. It's depressing.