Name: call me Sash.

Gender: Female

Wow, I haven't updated this in a while... time to make some changes ;p

Hey peoples! The name's Sash! I like a lot of stuff and I dislike alotta stuff.

I do not give out really personal info.

If you're a doushebag, please stop talking. Forever.

I have a tendancy to swear a lot when with friends (and in my fanfics .v)

People who think they're better than everyone else should get clawed by a cat.

I am also known to be a hypocrite.

Who. isn't?

if you aren't...

I GOTTA MEET YOU!

I am not a girly girl. No. I'm not a tomboy either.

I love videogames. Especially if they're adventure fantasy games or the objective is to kill a lot of people/things/stuff.

i love to read, write and sing. ooo-oo-ooo! I also love my friends. They be da Bon Diggity. And they're all hilariously different-(in looks)-and in personalities, My very own, large, slightly incestuous, amazing second family.

I am the MOTHER of our group. Mess with my children and I will F*ing cut you. Fo realzies.

Fav fanfic site: http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/14/2/1/1/0/2041/2040/0/0/1/

FAVOURITE PAIRES:

NARUTO:

SASUSAKU

SHIKATEMA

NEJITEN

NARUHINA

SAIINO-(not as fussed)

KARINSUI-(not as fussed)

GARMAT-(not as fussed)

(I WON'T READ IF THEY ARE WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE-it's one of my many flaws/biasities (if thats a word.))-(EXCEPT FOR INO, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT SHIKA, SASUKE, NEJI, NARUTO I COULDN'T CARE LESS.)

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BLEACH:

ICHIHIME

RENRUKI

(I WON'T READ IF THEY ARE WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE-it's one of my many flaws/biasities (if thats a word.))

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TOKYO MEWMEW:

RYOUICHI

KEIKURO

KISSMINT

PAILET

TARPUD

(I WON'T READ IF THEY ARE WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE-it's one of my many flaws/biasities (if thats a word.))

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VAMPIRE KNIGHT:

KANAYUKI

AKATRUKA

(I WON'T READ IF THEY ARE WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE-it's one of my many flaws/biasities (if thats a word.))

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INUYASHA:

INUKAGE

SASHRIN

SESHKAGU

MIROSAN

(I WON'T READ IF THEY ARE WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE-it's one of my many flaws/biasities (if thats a word.))

HETALIA:

GERITA

SPAMANO

FRUK

(I WON'T READ IF THEY ARE WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE-it's one of my many flaws/biasities (if thats a word.))

KUROSHITSUJI:

SEBACIEL

CLOIS

(I WON'T READ IF THEY ARE WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE-it's one of my many flaws/biasities (if thats a word.))

GLEE:

KLAINE

SAINTBERRY

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If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

(THIS STYLED WRITING IS WHEN I'M WRITING/ HAS EDITED STUFF)

Collection of awesome PROFILE writings...

Favorite quotes:

People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define 'Reality'. But what does it mean to be 'correct' or 'true'? Merely vague concepts... - Uchiha Itachi

I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it? - Hatake Kakashi

If being smarter means what you say it does, I'll remain a fool my entire life! - Uzumaki Naruto

Troublesome... - Nara Shikamaru

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not. - Kurt Cobain

Who made you God to say 'I'll take your life from you'? - James Hetfield

Master, Master, where's the dreams that I've been after? Master, Master, promised only lies... - James Hetfield

When a man lies, he murders some part of the world. - Cliff Burton

I'd rather be the king of kids than the prince of fools. - Jack Black

One life, and I'm gonna live it up! - Rob Halford

The Gods made Heavy Metal, and it's never gonna die! - Manowar

Silence, ground walker! - Eddie Riggs

-After 'Facemelter' solo- I bet you wish you wore a bib, because now you've got face all over your shirt. - Eddie Riggs

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. - Altaïr ibn La-Ahad / Ezio Auditore da Firenze

"You're supposed to be dead!" "I got better." - Commander Shepard

-on inventing the Devil Horns- Talk to Gene Simmons and he'll tell you he invented it - but then again, Gene also invented breathing, and shoes, and everything else... - Ronnie James Dio

I said a long time ago that Glam stands for 'Gay L. A. Metal'. I mean, you gotta ask yourself: if you have to dress up like a chick to get people to listen to you, is your music really that good? - Dave Mustaine

You say Justin Bieber, I say METALLICA
You say Miley Cyrus, I say IRON MAIDEN
You say Britney Spears, I say SLAYER
You say Counting Crows, I say MOTÖRHEAD
You say Backstreet Boys, I say JUDAS PRIEST
You say Pop, I scream METAL!

Too many people moved on to crap-ass pop music. Even more people moved to fake-ass gangsta rap. If you still know what REAL music is, copy this! You can't kill the Metal!

Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and copy down the song. It's like for a movie version of your life.

Opening credits: Divide (Disturbed). Uh, sure...

Waking up: Emergency (Paramore). Wake me up early, and you'll have an emergency alright.

First day of school: Entertainment (Rise Against). Heh, I wish. If only that were true. School bores the shit out of me.

Falling in love: Break the Silence (Killswitch Engage). 'Nuff said. I'm confessing.

Fighting: Our Destiny (Epica). Fighting, our destiny? Emo, much?

Breaking up: Lost (Kreator). Lost without her... why so negative? Where's the fun?

Driving: Know (System of a Down). I don't know where I'm going, I don't know how to drive in the first place... This makes no sense.

Flashback: Criminally Insane (Slayer). Now I know I haven't been mommy's little angel back in the day, but 'criminal' is exaggerating. As for the insane thing... Yeah, I cant argue with that.

Mental Breakdown: Perfect Insanity (Disturbed). Again, I am kind of insane. And yes, I enjoy it. So a mental breakdown is not that different from my usual state.

Getting back together: Countdown to Extinction (Megadeth). o_O

Wedding: Heavy Metal (Judas Priest). Knowing me, it will be. Mark my words.

Birth of a child: Mommy's Little Monster (Social Distortion). Hell yeah.

Final battle: Battery (Metallica). A great song for battle.

Death scene: Wherever I May Roam (Metallica). Wherever I May Roam... I'll always know where my true love lies. Even in death.

Funeral: Powerslave (Iron Maiden). In my last hour, I'm a slave to the power of death... It fits the scene.

End credits: Infinite Dreams (Iron Maiden). A whole line of fitting songs, and it has to end with this crap.

Instructions: put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

does the world see you? Better Than You (Metallica). IN YOUR FACE!
2. Will I have a happy life? Paper Wings (Rise Against). Uh...sure...
3. What do my friends really think of me? Kissing the Shadows (Children of Bodom). They think I'm gothic or creepy...Or both...
people secretly lust after me? Droppin' Plates (Disturbed). MAKE SENSE, STUPID SHUFFLE!
5. How can I make myself happy? Holy Wars...The Punishment Due (Megadeth). I'm an atheist for God's sake!

6. What should I do with my life? Don't Drag Me Down (Social Distortion). Easier said than done.
7. What is some good advice for me? Hit the Lights (Metallica). Acting like a maniac is what I do best. xD
8. How will I be remembered? Hell Patrol (Judas Priest). =O That's not a nice thing to say!
9. What is my signature dancing song? Laid to Rest (Lamb of God). Any metal would've worked, but whatever.
10. What do I think my current theme song is? Run to the Hills (Iron Maiden). HELLS YEAH! UP THE IRONS!

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Scream (Avenged Sevenfold). Could've been worse.
12. What song will play at my funeral? Creeping Death (Metallica). Death is too late if it comes creeping for me at my funeral...And I'd prefer 'One' at my funeral, thanks very much.
13. What type of men/women do you like? Punk Rock Princess (Something Corporate). ...Dude, that's creepy...Because that's SO UNDENIABLY TRUE. O.O
14. What is my day going to be like? Liberate (Disturbed). My mind is already liberated from society.
15. What will tomorrow bring? Remember Tomorrow (Iron Maiden). Gee, that's really helpful. -.-'

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.

1. What would you say about your girlfriend? In the Name of Tragedy (Motörhead). (Jeez, I'm such an ass.)
2. What is the first thing you say in the morning? Let You Down (Three Days Grace).
3. Your teacher is... The Ocean (Led Zeppelin).
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? Devil's Dance (Metallica).
5. How would you describe your next-door neighbors? Free Speech For the Dumb (Discharge).
6. What would your Best Friend say about you? Y'All Wanna Single (KoRn).
7. How do you feel right now? Resurrection (Fear Factory).
8. What’s on your bedside table right now? Situations (Escape the Fate).
9. What did you do when you woke up this morning? Wherever I May Roam (Metallica).
10. When you open your wardrobe, you see... Enemy of God (Kreator).
11. What did you say after you last attended a concert? Battery (Metallica). (Well, it IS one of their best tracks...)
12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called? The Evil that Men Do (Iron Maiden).
13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show? Evolution is a Mystery (Motörhead).
14. Your life's theme song? Metal Gods (Judas Priest). (HELL YEAH!)
15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? Die, Die My Darling (The Misfits).
16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be? Let it Die (Three Days Grace).
17. Your motto is... The Gods Made Heavy Metal (Manowar). ( Hey, it's true...)
18. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy... Creeping Death (Metallica). (If only it were possible...)
19. What did you dream about tonight? Last Resort (Papa Roach).
20. Any last words? Eyes of the Insane (Slayer).

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? I'm not up for both, but if I have to, then I'd go for nose.
2. Be serious or be funny? Be funny of course. The world is serious enough as it is.
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Drink whole, because skimming it is too much work.
4. Die in a fire or drown? Die in a fire. I like fire more than water.
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents. There's a reason why my enemies are my enemies. I usually don't like 'em much.

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon? Hmmm...Moon.
2. Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall? Pff...Leaf-fall.
3. Left or right? Left.

(ME HERE, THE ACTUAL PROFILE PERSON, I PREFER RIGHT)

4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends? Five best friends, of course. Lots more fun to hang out with.
5. Sunny or rain: Don't care. I like both.
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate.

(VANILLA)

A B O U T . Y O U.

(THIS AIN'T ABOUT ME)

1. What time is it? 15:43 PM.
2. What is your name? Desmond.
3. What do you want to do? Rocking the fuck out sounds good to me.
4. Where do you wanna live? Somewhere in California. Preferably LA.
5. How many kids do you want? Two, so that they always have someone to stick with.
6. Do you want to get married? Eventually.
7. Have you ever done drugs? If you don't count softdrugs (which aren't even drugs in my opinion), then no.
8. What do you like on your pizza? Cheese, tomato, ham, tuna, I don't care. As long as there ain't no olives on it.
9. Can you cross your eyes? Yes.
10. Do you make your bed daily? Usually. Unless it's Sunday.
11. What is the wackiest thing on earth? Adults, and politicians.
12. QUICK! THINK OF A NUMBER!! 666.
13. What pisses you off? Adults, and politicians. And all sorts of music besides rock/metal.
14. Favorite things to do? Play video games, bum out, read/write fics, read manga, listen to music.
15. How many female friends do you have? A few. But the number is growing.
16. Do you want a girlfriend? Got one.
17. LOOK! A DOG ON A UNICYCLE! Mendokuseyo...
18. Who are your favorite horror movie characters? JIGSAW!
19. What is twisted? Girls are.
20. Do you believe in magic? No.
21. How many books have you read? Too much to count, so I'm not starting.
22. What gives you nightmares? Seeing the people I hold precious die in front of me. Or get hurt really badly in general.
23. What is the weirdest dream you ever had? Like I'm gonna tell that here.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food in the first place.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Either call your parents by their names, or 'gramps' and 'granny'.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and throw you a lecture on what you did was wrong and stupid.
REAL FRIENDS: Will be right next to you saying “Dude, we totally fucked up... But hell yeah we had a good time.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you and laugh about it when you're feeling better.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff, lose it, and say “Sorry, here's a cookie.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a (very embarrassing) book about you, with quotes and pictures (that were actually meant for blackmail).

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Bash your door in if they forgot their key.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for a while (AKA drinking buddies).
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste. Wimp.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out saying you're a hundred times a better person.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's troubling you, but help come up with 'brilliant' ideas to cheer you up. And probably get both of you in trouble.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Get mad at you if you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night.
REAL FRIENDS: Sneak out, come pick you up, and won't leave until you feel better.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this thing.
REAL FRIENDS: Already have it on their profile.

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side!

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Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose, me or your life?
Sasuke: My life

Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Put this on your "Profile" and-
Write you're username here-(anilove15)- if
you love "Naruto"
(anilove15)

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

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Put this on your-
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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Female: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Female: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down here.
Man: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Female: I'm a female doctor.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: Do not enter.
Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.
Male: Your body is like a temple.
Female: Sorry. There are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I would die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I would probably die laughing.

KISHIMOTO IS DRIVING ME NUTS! If the newest Naruto manga chapters are driving you insane due to Sasuke's desicion to destroy/get revenge on Konoha, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, Bulla49, Runo 44, anilove15

ITACHI IS AWESOME!! If you love Itachi from "Naruto", before or after you found out about the true reason behind the massacre, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, Bulla49, Runo 44, anilove15

R.I.P. UCHIHA ITACHI: He was a man who loved peace and who had the strength to follow the path he had chosen even when it became unbearable. Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you would lay a flower on his grave: sunshinelexi, Runo 44, Ralf 55, Bulla49,anilove15

NARUTO HAS GROWN HOTTER!!! If you think that Naruto has grown hotter in "Naruto Shippuden", then copy/paste this onto your profile and add your name to this list: Runo 44, anilove15

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Tiger Priestess, Bulla49, Runo 44, randomfandom02,anilove15

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: Image - http:///#/d30hk5v Copy this and put it on your'e "Profile" if your "Karin" haters, NOT lovers.

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!

Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.

Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.

Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.

Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'

Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.

Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.

Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.

Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones

Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.

Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her

Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.

Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.

Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her

Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.

Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.

Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.

Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.

Karin is so ugly, when the other girls' saw her, they all ran for Lee.

Who hates Karin? I do.

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as a little kid

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.

I am in an angel's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry

If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

Akatsuki Emoticons

/_\ Itachi

O.\/ Deidara

\ o.o / Zetsu

-:- Pain (Yahiko)

O_o= Kisame

@ Tobi

-.- Konan

o.o Hidan

--_-- Kakuzu.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Love a women
and she will move mountains to make you happy
Hurt her
and she will drop those mountains on your balls

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile

your love life is soon to Blossom.

The man who says that he doesn't deserve you...is the man who deserves you the most

A true friend walks in when the rest of the world walk out

Yes I am one of those teenage girls who are over obsessive with twilight

(HELL-TO-THE-NO!!!)

& she's the girl with her middle finger in the air because for the first time she doesn't care

sometimes people put walls up not because to keep people out...but to see who cares enough to tear them down

Of course I want my happy ending but instead of a knight on a white horse, I would go with a vampire in a shiny silver volvo

(FUCK YOU, MERCS ARE BETTER)

Look I don't have a short attention span i just...Oh Look Kitty!

Don't fall for anyone unless they're willing to catch you...

She's my bestfriend break her heart and I'll break you face

(FUCK YEA, DOUSHEBAG!)

She's my bestfriend, hurt her in anyway...and I can make your death look like an accident.

(I STICK WITH WHAT I SAID BEFORE)

I'm the girl who can watch tons of scary movies and not get scared but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops up

Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everythings okay, hold back the tears and walk away

Good luck finding bestfriends I've already got the good ones!

Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone

(AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH)

A friend would lend their umbrella in the rain but a best friend would take yours and say "RUN BITCH RUN!"

(HELLZ TO THE YEH)

I love my Crazy-Goofy-Stupid-Gorgeous-Weird-Lame-Socially Challenged FRIENDS

Love your enemies it pisses them off!

Absolutely Love the following Naruto couples:

SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaTema KakaAnko

Hate's the following Naruto couples:

Yaoi Yuri NaruSaku KibaHina SasuKari JuugKari ItaSasu KankTema GaarTema

Sweetest Thing;

When she walks away from you, mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it!

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you get ticked off because they show some love for every other couple besides your couple, post this in your profile.

If you get ticked off because they show some love between your most favorited and hated character, post this in your profile.

If you think animal cruelty is wrong-discusting-inhumane-JUST NOT RIGHT!! THEN POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes
copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: anilove15, danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport,Emo Vampire Princess Bella,cries-tears-of-sorrow, Emo Vampiress Shadow, Uchihablossom0626

REMEMBER WHEN ...
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Paste this on your profile if u wanna go back to those days...

Dear Flamers,

Roses are red

Violets are Blue

You're better off dead

Than to have me know you

Love:anilove15, dark coffee beans, x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, Uchihablossom0626

(If you support this, copy it onto you profile and add your name on the list! Lets stop all haters!)

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a whoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm Mexican so I must be a slut

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I don't smile often so I must be suicidal

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so IMUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. ((Got a problem? o.O))

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Manga so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak ((pisses me off to no end))

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, arrogant and ignorant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.((What the hell is that?!))

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I am a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED (( Im really a vampire))

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I love ANIME, so I MUST be an obsessed asian freak

I'm into HENTAI, so I MUST be a pedophile and a sadomasochists.

I love Japan more than My country, so I MUST be racist.

I own a DOG, so I MUST hate cats.

I'm a Cyber Punk, so I MUST be a freak.

I like taking Photos, so I MUST be a Pervert.

I like to collect things, so I MUST be Ancient.

I want/have Piercing', so I MUST be a gang banger.

I want/have Tattoo's, so I MUST be a Rapist and Drug Addict.

If I have a Brother then, I MUST be into INCEST.

If you HATE stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy and paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7, AnimePrincess411, sasukelver, itachilver, Uchihablossom0626, anilove15

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sensei.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile.

Teen Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?

29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.

30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...

31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!

32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

A conversation I found that truly captivates love between best friends:

"You're going to come to my wedding."

"You already know who you're going to marry?"

"Yeah, she's so beautiful."

"Haha I bet."

"She's just perfect."

"That's great."

"One question though."

"What?"

"Will you marry me?"

A quote I found that is so incredibly true:

"People are made to be loved
and things are made to be used.
The world is in chaos
because things are being loved
and people are being used."

The 20 Creepiest Things You Can Whisper In Someone's Ear When Giving Them A Hug:

1) (Long Sniff) Mmmmmm... you smell different when you're awake.
2) "Please help me" then smile as if nothing happened.
3) "Soon"
4) If it's a girl you're hugging and you're a guy: "I can feel them pressing against my chest. I think those are the only things I miss about being a woman"
5) A good friend of mine (we're both males) enjoy creating awkward situations by hugging in public when we see each other. We don't do the manly, back-pound hug; instead we do the arms up and under each other's armpits. We slowly rub each other's backs and say loud enough for everyone to hear "So nice. So safe. So nice." And then we separate with a big sigh.
6) "You have lovely skin, I can't wait to try it on."
7) "The slow blade penetrates the shield..."
8) "Your hair tastes nice."
9) "Tonight...you."
10) "Wait...don't let go just yet..."
11) "He knows...don't go home."
12) "I always knew you would die in my arms..."
13) "That'll do, pig."
14) "Everytime I poop, I think of you."
15) "No one will ever believe you."
16) "Yesssss..."
17) "I bet you didn't feel me lick your ear."
18) "I killed Mufasa"
19) "There are only 4 layers - or less - of clothing separating us from ecstasy."
20) "Mother said it would be like this..."