Author has written 17 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, Victorious, Lord of the Rings, Avatar: Last Airbender, Powerpuff Girls, Monsuno, and Glee.
Name: call me Sash.
Wow, I haven't updated this in a while... time to make some changes ;p
Hey peoples! The name's Sash! I like a lot of stuff and I dislike alotta stuff.
I do not give out really personal info.
If you're a doushebag, please stop talking. Forever.
I have a tendancy to swear a lot when with friends (and in my fanfics .v)
People who think they're better than everyone else should get clawed by a cat.
I am also known to be a hypocrite.
if you aren't...
I GOTTA MEET YOU!
I am not a girly girl. No. I'm not a tomboy either.
I love videogames. Especially if they're adventure fantasy games or the objective is to kill a lot of people/things/stuff.
i love to read, write and sing. ooo-oo-ooo! I also love my friends. They be da Bon Diggity. And they're all hilariously different-(in looks)-and in personalities, My very own, large, slightly incestuous, amazing second family.
I am the MOTHER of our group. Mess with my children and I will F*ing cut you. Fo realzies.
Fav fanfic site: http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/14/2/1/1/0/2041/2040/0/0/1/
SAIINO-(not as fussed)
KARINSUI-(not as fussed)
GARMAT-(not as fussed)
(I WON'T READ IF THEY ARE WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE-it's one of my many flaws/biasities (if thats a word.))-(EXCEPT FOR INO, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT SHIKA, SASUKE, NEJI, NARUTO I COULDN'T CARE LESS.)
(I WON'T READ IF THEY ARE WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE-it's one of my many flaws/biasities (if thats a word.))
(I WON'T READ IF THEY ARE WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE-it's one of my many flaws/biasities (if thats a word.))
(I WON'T READ IF THEY ARE WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE-it's one of my many flaws/biasities (if thats a word.))
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
(THIS STYLED WRITING IS WHEN I'M WRITING/ HAS EDITED STUFF)
Collection of awesome PROFILE writings...
People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define 'Reality'. But what does it mean to be 'correct' or 'true'? Merely vague concepts... - Uchiha Itachi
I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it? - Hatake Kakashi
If being smarter means what you say it does, I'll remain a fool my entire life! - Uzumaki Naruto
Troublesome... - Nara Shikamaru
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not. - Kurt Cobain
Who made you God to say 'I'll take your life from you'? - James Hetfield
Master, Master, where's the dreams that I've been after? Master, Master, promised only lies... - James Hetfield
When a man lies, he murders some part of the world. - Cliff Burton
I'd rather be the king of kids than the prince of fools. - Jack Black
One life, and I'm gonna live it up! - Rob Halford
The Gods made Heavy Metal, and it's never gonna die! - Manowar
Silence, ground walker! - Eddie Riggs
-After 'Facemelter' solo- I bet you wish you wore a bib, because now you've got face all over your shirt. - Eddie Riggs
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. - Altaïr ibn La-Ahad / Ezio Auditore da Firenze
"You're supposed to be dead!" "I got better." - Commander Shepard
-on inventing the Devil Horns- Talk to Gene Simmons and he'll tell you he invented it - but then again, Gene also invented breathing, and shoes, and everything else... - Ronnie James Dio
I said a long time ago that Glam stands for 'Gay L. A. Metal'. I mean, you gotta ask yourself: if you have to dress up like a chick to get people to listen to you, is your music really that good? - Dave Mustaine
You say Justin Bieber, I say METALLICA
Too many people moved on to crap-ass pop music. Even more people moved to fake-ass gangsta rap. If you still know what REAL music is, copy this! You can't kill the Metal!
Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and copy down the song. It's like for a movie version of your life.
Opening credits: Divide (Disturbed). Uh, sure...
Waking up: Emergency (Paramore). Wake me up early, and you'll have an emergency alright.
First day of school: Entertainment (Rise Against). Heh, I wish. If only that were true. School bores the shit out of me.
Falling in love: Break the Silence (Killswitch Engage). 'Nuff said. I'm confessing.
Fighting: Our Destiny (Epica). Fighting, our destiny? Emo, much?
Breaking up: Lost (Kreator). Lost without her... why so negative? Where's the fun?
Driving: Know (System of a Down). I don't know where I'm going, I don't know how to drive in the first place... This makes no sense.
Flashback: Criminally Insane (Slayer). Now I know I haven't been mommy's little angel back in the day, but 'criminal' is exaggerating. As for the insane thing... Yeah, I cant argue with that.
Mental Breakdown: Perfect Insanity (Disturbed). Again, I am kind of insane. And yes, I enjoy it. So a mental breakdown is not that different from my usual state.
Getting back together: Countdown to Extinction (Megadeth). o_O
Wedding: Heavy Metal (Judas Priest). Knowing me, it will be. Mark my words.
Birth of a child: Mommy's Little Monster (Social Distortion). Hell yeah.
Final battle: Battery (Metallica). A great song for battle.
Death scene: Wherever I May Roam (Metallica). Wherever I May Roam... I'll always know where my true love lies. Even in death.
Funeral: Powerslave (Iron Maiden). In my last hour, I'm a slave to the power of death... It fits the scene.
End credits: Infinite Dreams (Iron Maiden). A whole line of fitting songs, and it has to end with this crap.
Instructions: put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.
1.How does the world see you? Better Than You (Metallica). IN YOUR FACE!
6. What should I do with my life? Don't Drag Me Down (Social Distortion). Easier said than done.
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Scream (Avenged Sevenfold). Could've been worse.
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
1. What would you say about your girlfriend? In the Name of Tragedy (Motörhead). (Jeez, I'm such an ass.)
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? I'm not up for both, but if I have to, then I'd go for nose.
D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.
1. Sun or moon? Hmmm...Moon.
(ME HERE, THE ACTUAL PROFILE PERSON, I PREFER RIGHT)
A B O U T . Y O U.
(THIS AIN'T ABOUT ME)
1. What time is it? 15:43 PM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and throw you a lecture on what you did was wrong and stupid.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for a while (AKA drinking buddies).
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Get mad at you if you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this thing.
Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side!
Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
Put this on your "Profile" and-
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
ღ ღ ღ
Man: Where have you been all my life?
KISHIMOTO IS DRIVING ME NUTS! If the newest Naruto manga chapters are driving you insane due to Sasuke's desicion to destroy/get revenge on Konoha, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, Bulla49, Runo 44, anilove15
ITACHI IS AWESOME!! If you love Itachi from "Naruto", before or after you found out about the true reason behind the massacre, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, Bulla49, Runo 44, anilove15
R.I.P. UCHIHA ITACHI: He was a man who loved peace and who had the strength to follow the path he had chosen even when it became unbearable. Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you would lay a flower on his grave: sunshinelexi, Runo 44, Ralf 55, Bulla49,anilove15
NARUTO HAS GROWN HOTTER!!! If you think that Naruto has grown hotter in "Naruto Shippuden", then copy/paste this onto your profile and add your name to this list: Runo 44, anilove15
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Tiger Priestess, Bulla49, Runo 44, randomfandom02,anilove15
If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms
Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls' saw her, they all ran for Lee.
Who hates Karin? I do.
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
Be Against Abortion!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
He said that I'm not a baby.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
Something is intruding my home.
I can't get away from it!
I am in an angel's arms.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more legs that will never run.
Girls Don't realize these things;
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
\ o.o / Zetsu
-:- Pain (Yahiko)
Love a women
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile
your love life is soon to Blossom.
A true friend walks in when the rest of the world walk out
Yes I am one of those teenage girls who are over obsessive with twilight
& she's the girl with her middle finger in the air because for the first time she doesn't care
sometimes people put walls up not because to keep people out...but to see who cares enough to tear them down
Of course I want my happy ending but instead of a knight on a white horse, I would go with a vampire in a shiny silver volvo
(FUCK YOU, MERCS ARE BETTER)
Look I don't have a short attention span i just...Oh Look Kitty!
Don't fall for anyone unless they're willing to catch you...
She's my bestfriend break her heart and I'll break you face
(FUCK YEA, DOUSHEBAG!)
She's my bestfriend, hurt her in anyway...and I can make your death look like an accident.
(I STICK WITH WHAT I SAID BEFORE)
I'm the girl who can watch tons of scary movies and not get scared but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops up
Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everythings okay, hold back the tears and walk away
Good luck finding bestfriends I've already got the good ones!
Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone
(AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH)
A friend would lend their umbrella in the rain but a best friend would take yours and say "RUN BITCH RUN!"
(HELLZ TO THE YEH)
I love my Crazy-Goofy-Stupid-Gorgeous-Weird-Lame-Socially Challenged FRIENDS
Love your enemies it pisses them off!
SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaTema KakaAnko
Yaoi Yuri NaruSaku KibaHina SasuKari JuugKari ItaSasu KankTema GaarTema
When she walks away from you, mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she reposts this bulletin
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you get ticked off because they show some love between your most favorited and hated character, post this in your profile.
If you think animal cruelty is wrong-discusting-inhumane-JUST NOT RIGHT!! THEN POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: anilove15, danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport,Emo Vampire Princess Bella,cries-tears-of-sorrow, Emo Vampiress Shadow, Uchihablossom0626
REMEMBER WHEN ...
Paste this on your profile if u wanna go back to those days...
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
You're better off dead
Than to have me know you
Love:anilove15, dark coffee beans, x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, Uchihablossom0626
(If you support this, copy it onto you profile and add your name on the list! Lets stop all haters!)
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
With a 'death bomb'
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!
Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a whoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm Mexican so I must be a slut
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I don't smile often so I must be suicidal
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so IMUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. ((Got a problem? o.O))
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Manga so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak ((pisses me off to no end))
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, arrogant and ignorant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.((What the hell is that?!))
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I am a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED (( Im really a vampire))
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I love ANIME, so I MUST be an obsessed asian freak
I'm into HENTAI, so I MUST be a pedophile and a sadomasochists.
I love Japan more than My country, so I MUST be racist.
I own a DOG, so I MUST hate cats.
I'm a Cyber Punk, so I MUST be a freak.
I like taking Photos, so I MUST be a Pervert.
I like to collect things, so I MUST be Ancient.
I want/have Piercing', so I MUST be a gang banger.
I want/have Tattoo's, so I MUST be a Rapist and Drug Addict.
If I have a Brother then, I MUST be into INCEST.
If you HATE stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy and paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7, AnimePrincess411, sasukelver, itachilver, Uchihablossom0626, anilove15
Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!
· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile.
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
2. Thou shall not do drugs.
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
7. Thou shall not skip class.
8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...
1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!
2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.
3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?
4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...
5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.
7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!
9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.
10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.
12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?
13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.
14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!
15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.
18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!
20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.
21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too
24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.
25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?
29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.
30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...
31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!
32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:
My name is May
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
"You already know who you're going to marry?"
"Yeah, she's so beautiful."
"Haha I bet."
"She's just perfect."
"One question though."
"Will you marry me?"
A quote I found that is so incredibly true:
"People are made to be loved
The 20 Creepiest Things You Can Whisper In Someone's Ear When Giving Them A Hug:
1) (Long Sniff) Mmmmmm... you smell different when you're awake.
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