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Author has written 30 stories for Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, 11eyes/イレブンアイズ, Lord of the Rings, Naruto, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.
"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil."
Motto of my life now. :D
LxZrulez is cranky. Very cranky. So cranky that Ghirahim is fabulous. That doesn't make any sense, but guess what? She doesn't care. D:
Just kidding. I'm in a perfectly good mood. I think. Well, relatively. But since you people were nice enough to waste your time on a weirdo's profile, I will now be a good girl and shut the hell up.
I lied. If you want me to shut up, you're better of somewhere else. Why? Because it's MY profile. Don't care about my life story? Fine. Give me a cookie. Or do yourself a favor and click the back button.
...*waits for you to go away*
You're still here? Dammit. Well, whatever.
I. About Me: LxZrulez
"Fickle as the Autumn sky."
Yep, that's me in the nutshell. I'm a bit bipolar. I'll be all happy and chipper one second and then be ready to whack someone's head off with an apple in the next. Why an apple? Because that's the first thing I thought of. Don't question it. I have a tendency of randomly yelling the most random things (ex: "Go die in a hole!" "I'll stab you with a pineapple!" "You stinkay shrub!" "I'm a fourhundredfoottallpurpleplatypusbearwithpinkhornsandsilverwings!"). I also laugh at the sight of blood, have arachnophobia and zombiephobia, and I love adrenaline rushes and fruit. AND I LOVE CHOCOLATE.
I'm also socially awkward, but don't let that stop you from talking to me! I like talking to people, and I won't bite. (Probably.)
...Give me chocolate, and all will be well.
Alternate Name(s): I have too many aliases that I have given myself. XD So just to keep things simple, call me LxZrulez. Or R. Or The Day-Dreaming Strawb2rri Pin2apple Jerry-bean. "Idiot!" works just as well.
Alternate Site: lxz4eva (deviantART)
Birthday: April 25th (Taurus)
Blood Type: A (Like Mello Yello!)
Loves: Sweet things (CHOCOLATE. OMG. STRAWBERRIES), the wind, the sky, fruit, adrenaline rushes, reading, art, music, writing, nature...Oh, and my friends. Where would I be without them? :D
Likes: Fantasy, myths and fairytales of all cultures, originality, sweet cliches, trivia, nice voices, things that don't try to kill me on a daily basis...
Dislikes: Too much to list. So, being the lazy bum that I am, I won't even bother trying. XD
Hates: Spiders. SPIDERS! And peanuts. And seafood. Je deteste le poisson beacoup. Je pense que il est tres dégoûtant. (Of course, with the exception of salmon.) AND ZOMBIES. HOLY TRIFORCE, I HATE THOSE THINGS.
Characters I identify most with: Mello (Mihael Keehl) from Death note, Belphegor from Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Fran from Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Colin from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
Yu-gi-oh! Cards: Mystical Elf, Blue-Eyes White Dragon, Celtic Guardian, Neo the Magic Swordsman, Ancient Elf, Familiar Possessed--Dharc, Melomelody the Brass Djinn (my self-proclaimed mascot XD)
(Current) Favorite Songs: Rainbow (B2st-Beast), Tonight (TVXQ-DBSK), Stop It (B.A.P.), Mine (Kim JaeJoong), Special Illusion (Fran-Kokuryu Sachi), It Has to Be You (Yesung), Break Down (B2st-Beast)
Favorite Musicians: B2st-Beast, Lady GaGa, Koji Kondo, Yiruma, Na-Ying, Original TXXQ-DBSK, Paku Romi, BtoB, B.A.P., U-kiss, G.NA
Miyamoto Shigeru-sensei: For bringing beautiful worlds like Legend of Zelda and Super Mario Bros. to life. Somehow he took ideas and built them into a place that millions of people, including me, escape into. I won't say that my life would have been empty had he never created these worlds, but I am very happy to have these virtual worlds to explore. Legend of Zelda, in fact, was what really sparked me into writing stories...
Lady Gaga: Her uniqueness and wonderful voice are just an asset to her amazing, eccentric abilities. She’s one of a kind, no doubt about it. True, she’s so crazy that it’s usually over the top, but she’s so original that it’s hard not to be awed by her. Though I do not approve of a lot of the things she does for her image, I respect her greatly, and always will.
Paku Romi-sama: I just adore her. The way she can change her voice from a badass female warrior to a calculating (VERTICALLY CHALLENGED) young boy…it’s simply amazing. She can change her voice at the drop of a hat. That, added with her amiable sense of humor and sheer talent makes her my favorite in the world of seiyuus.
Frank Lloyd Wright: I was always a fan of his awe-inspiring designs and the outcomes of them—Falling Waters was always one of my personal favorites. One of the things I like most is too look at the many architectural feats of the world; of course I’d come to notice and enjoy Mr. Wright’s marvelous work.
Jang HyunSeung: Last but no least, my bias from the Korean band B2st/Beast. His 4D personality and humor is just so adorable and reminds me of my own airheadedness. But despite his silly antics he’s a beautiful dancer second to none, with a smooth, miraculous voice to back it up. He'll always be one of the most beautiful, amazing people in the world to me.
III. Special Thanks:
6AutumnSong9- All I can say is that the day we met in fourth grade was the end of the world. You've always been here supporting me--when others aren't, I know you are. You may have watched more anime than I can count, maybe be one of the weirdest, laziest people I've ever met, but your antics amuse me (Especially when you lie there and do nothing. Shikamaru much?) Wherever you are now, I hope you know you'll always be my best friend!
Foxpilot- One of the first people I actually began to communicate with on this website. You're an amazing writer, slightly weird but nothing drastic, who produces amazing works of literature like a second nature. I can't say how glad I was to meet you--after all, not many would accept a crazy weirdo like me in their online society, no? I wish you well!
Komugiiro Nezumi- You're like the big sister I never had, and now one of my closest friends. You're also one of the people I look up most too (there's only one other person that I know that can compare, and I'm scared to death of him, so it's all good) and one day I will hunt you down and steal your brains! LOL, just kidding, I would (cough) never do something as evil as that...or would I? Thank you so much for putting up with my crazy shenanigans, for editing my weird stories, and for listening whenever I need someone to talk to! (huuuug)
Deadeye47 (Formerly: ultimatezeldafan53)- You're a self-pronounced Zelinker, DarkxLink fan, and yaoi fangirl. A very good friend, too, even if you like to hit me over the head with books. And anyhow, someone nice to talk with. I'm never bored around you, and you're always the one to jerk me out of craziness. Or send me deeper into it. Whichever is more convenient. XD
The Huntress of the Moon- Worshipper of Artermis, crazy Lord of the Rings and Ranger's Apprentice fan, the first I can talk to the minute I finish an amazing book. No doubt that you've caused quite a load of ruckus--no doubt, we've done so together. Hope my new infatuations aren't boring you, Diana!
TikiSun- You're a great friend in both real life and fanfiction. I'm glad that you've read and edited the many stories I've written, and gladder still that you've given your opinion. Hope I haven't driven you crazy yet-- I need someone to beat sense into me, right?
IV. FanFiction.net Authors
sawyerzelda (The first person I ever started reading)
V. FanFiction.Net Stories
Only in Hyrule (CrazyGurlMadness)
The Change (Lyxie)
When We Met (Oh Dee)
Coffee Girl (Peacewish)
Tequila in Suna (PSITeleport)
Project WTH (Foxpilot)
Our Suicidal Engagement (EzMouse)
The Weird and Wonderful World of a Guy Named Matt (Rainbow Fruit Loop)
Ever After (Silver Matter)
The Place Beyond (coincident)
The End is Near (Tierfal)
Welcome to Wammy (Mikanis)
VI. Characters (Favorite)
Sand Siblings/Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara
Ghirahim (So lovingly dubbed "Graham-Cracker" by me)
Mello / Mihael Keehl
Nico di Angelo
Orihara Izaya / Kanra
Others: Shoryu (The Twelve Kingdoms), Haku (Spirited Away), Toya Akira (Hikaru no Go), Kirihara Akaya, Yukimura Seiichi (Prince of Tennis), Osaki Nana (NANA), Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes), Okita (Hakuoki), Kurokawa Kitora (Otomen), Tamaki (Ouran Highschool Hostclub), Muuto Hinata (Koko ni Iru Yo!), Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket), Balmung of the Azure Sky, Reki (.Hack), Seeu, Shiina, Gold (Planet Ladder), Freebot 002 (Skylanders Giants)
Legend of Zelda: Ganondorf, Mia/Remlits (Sooooo cute!), Colin, Fledge, Malo, Rusl and Uli, Navi, Linebeck, Shad, Scrapper
Other Nintendo: Pit, Sasha, Raimu and Bito, Joshua, Sho Minamimoto, Peach, Samus, YOSHI, Blaze the Cat
Fire Emblem: Geoffrey, Shinon, Ike, Soren, Caeda/Shiida
Naruto: Shikamaru, Hashirama, Kakuzu, Fourth Kazekage, Pein/Nagato, Karura, Yagura, Utakata,Yashamaru, Sai, Deidara, Mito, Sunagakure, Akatsuki in general, Chouji, Shino, Hanabi, Rock Lee/Gai, Haku
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!: Fran, Dino XD, Viper/Mammon, Fuuta de la Stella, Chrome, Yamamoto, Verde, Skull, Collonello, I-pin, Lussuria, Kikyo, Bianchi, the Varia in general
Bleach: Tia Halibel, Rukia, Ichigo, Starrk, Gin, Kaien, Ishin, Ishida, Hiyori, Byakuya, Kenpachi, Ulquiorra, Ikkakku, Yamichikawa
Death Note: Matt, Matsuda, Namikawa, Watari, Mido, Wendy, Aiber, memory-loss Light, Gevanni, Mikami, Shimura
11eyes: Takahisa, Liselotte, Yukiko, Mio
Avatar; The Last Airbender: Azula, Mai, Zuko, Fire Nation FTW!, Aang, Sokka, Toph
Full Metal Alchemist: Riza, Roy, Edward, Envy, Maes Hughes, ARMSTRONG (both), Black Hayate, Izumi Curtis, Wrath
Gakuen Alice: Natsume, Yoichi, Tsubasa, Yome, Hotaru, Ruka, Narumi, Mikan, Hotaru's brother (I forgot his naaaame)
D. Gray Man: Jasdevi, Kanda, Krory, Miranda, Tyki, Allen, Cross, Komui
Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus/Kane Chronicles: Percy, Annabeth, Frank, Jason, Leo, Ares/Mars, Zia, Anubis, Hades, Athena, Artemis, Coach Hedge
Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices: Alec, Isabelle, Jace, Jordan Kyle, Max, Sophie, Gideon, Jem
Black Cat: Lin Shao/Xiao Li, Shiki, Sven, Jenos, Eve, Charden, Leon Elliot, Train
Skip Beat!: Ogata, Ren, Moko, Kyoko, Yashiro, Hiou, Maria, Takareda
Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler: Madame Red, Snake, Alois, Sebastian, Doll/Freckles, Vincent Phantomhive, Claude, Joker
Nura: Rise of the Yokoi Clan: Tamazuki, Mamiru, Nurarihyon, Yo-hime, Kurotabo, Kappa, Gyuki, Gozumaru, Mesumaru, Kana
VIII. Ultimate OTP Trio
Link x Zelda (The Legend of Zelda)
Shikamaru x Temari (Naruto)
Ichigo x Rukia (Bleach)
Link and Zelda are the “sweet, fairytale goodness” ones of my OTP trio—the fairytale, beautiful, naïve, and just so fluffy couple.
Shikamaru and Temari are the “sarcastic, sexy, and dangerous” couple.
Ichigo and Rukia are the “funny, loud, smack-the-idiot-against-the-wall” couple.
Don't like? Fine. Go away.
IX. Other OTPS and Couples
Rokudo Mukuro and Chrome Dokuro / 6996 (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
Fon and Viper/Mammon (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
Marth and Caeda/Shiida/Sheeda (Fire Emblem)
Hyuuga Natsume and Sakura Mikan (Gakuen Alice)
Mello / Mihael Keehl and Matt / Mail Jeevas (Death Note)
Senju Hashirama and Uzumaki Mito (Naruto)
Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Fox and Krystal (Star Fox)
Kaiba Seto and Kawaii Shizuka / Serenity Wheeler (Yu-gi-oh!)
Zuko and Mai (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Derek Shepherd and Meredith Grey (Grey's Anatomy)
Mario and Peach (Super Mario Bros.)
Other Nintendo: JakexSasha, KariyaxUzuki, SatoxNao, JoshuaxHimself, MarioxPeach, LuigixDaisy, GeoffreyxElincia, InnesxL'Arachel
Legend of Zelda: ScrapperxFi KafeixAnju, ZantxMidna, KomalixMedli, LinebeckxJolene
Naruto: Pein/NagatoxKonan, FourthKazekagexKarura, KibaxHanabi, ShinoxHana, ItachixTemari (Pure friendship crack)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!: B26, HibarixI-Pin (18I), RebornxLuce, RyoheixHana, D18, ColonelloxLal Mirch, GammaxYuni, TsunaxKyoko
Bleach: KaienxMiyako, UtikatexUnohana, ByakuyaxHisana, StarrkxHalibel, GinxRangiku, HitsugayaxKarin, ShinjixHiyori, IshidaxOrihimexUlquiorra, IshinnxMisaki
Gakuen Alice: RukaxHotaru, TsubasaxMisaki, YomexSumire
Death Note: RayexNaomi, MatsudaxSayu, MikamixTakada (even if I don't like her)
D. Gray Man: KandaxLavi, KroryxEliade, AllenxLenalee, BackChangxFo
Shaman King: Tao RenxJeanne, FaustxEliza, YohxAnna, HorohoroxTamao
Avatar; The Last Airbender: AangxKatara, LongshotxSmellerbee, SokkaxSuki
11eyes: KakeruxMisuzu, ShuuxMio, VeladxLiselotte, TakahisaxYukiko, GeorgiusxMisao (AvaritiaxSuperbia)
Yu-gi-oh!: CelticGuardianxMysticalElf, JoeyxMai
Skip Beat!: HiouxKanae/Moko, RenxKyoko, OgataxHaruki, ShoxShouko
Koko ni iru yo!: HinataxSumino, MegaPigxHiyori, TeruxArisa
Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler: SnakexDoll/Freckles, BarnettxMadame Red/Angelina, JokerxBeast
Black Cat: SvenxEve, ChardenxKyoko, JenosxRinslet, TrainxSaya
Other: ShizuoxIzaya/Kanra (Durarara!), PercyxAnnabeth, BeckondorfxSelina (Percy Jackson & the Olympians), HarryxGinny, RonxHermoine (Harry Potter), CarterxZia (The Kane Chronicles), SteinxMedusa, DeathxLiz (Soul Eater), CloudxTifa, ZackxAerith (Final Fantasy), LloydxColette (Tales of Symphomonia), GakupoxLuka (Vocaloid), ShikixRima (Vampire Knight), DerekxMeredith (Grey's Anatomy), BalmungxReki (.hack), YukixMachi (Fruits Basket) NarurihyonxYo-hime, TamazukixKana, KurotaboxTorii (Nura: Rise of the Yokoi Clan), AkatsukixAkari (Aria), SeeuxKaguya (Planet Ladder)
X. Fandoms I Read About
Legend of Zelda
Super Smash Bros.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
D. Gray Man
(Anything that catches my fancy O_O)
XI. Fandoms I Write For
Legend of Zelda
Super Smash Bros.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
(Please request any fandoms, if you want!)
XII. My Stories
All's Fair in Love and War (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!) - Unposted
Of Guns, Kunai Knives, and Pineapples (Katekyo Hitman Reborn! and Naruto CrossOver) - Unposted
Please Don't Eat Me! (Super Smash Bros.) - Unposted
Happy, Happy Day (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!) - Unposted
Under the Same Blue Sky (Legend of Zelda) - Unposted
Snow Blossom (Advance Wars: Dual Strike) - Unposted
Shadow Guide Re-written (Legend of Zelda) - Currently being revised
An Old Friend (Legend of Zelda)
A Franderella Story (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
Disguise (Legend of Zelda)
En Mariage (Legend of Zelda)
Friends or More? (Legend of Zelda) - Editing
Gender Confusion (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
How Noodle-chan Became a Daddy (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
Insanguinato Tempesta (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
Like Leaf and Wind (Naruto)
Moon Cake (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
Proposal (Legend of Zelda) - Editing
Red Envelopes (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
Redbeans Represent My Heart (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
Shuffler (Super Smash Bros.) - Editing
Stubborn (Legend of Zelda)
Truth or Dare (Super Smash Bros.)
Wakeup Call (Legend of Zelda)
When in Doubt (Naruto)
Yamamoto's Vampiric Bedtime Story (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
Hyrule High (Legend of Zelda) - Supposed to be re-written
Lord of the Rings: What You Should Never Do (Lord of the Rings) - Permanent Hiatus
Not What Is Expected (Super Smash Bros.)
Return of the Red Night (11eyes)
True Meaning of 'Troublesome' (Naruto)
Typical (Super Smash Bros.)
XIII. Just for Fun
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:
1. Princess Zelda (The Legend of Zelda)
2. Temari (Naruto)
3. Marth (Fire Emblem)
4. Mello / Mihael Keehl (Death Note)
5. Hitsugaya Toushiro (Bleach)
6. Rokudo Mukuro (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
7. Belphegor (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
8. Lavi (D. Gray Man)
9. Kuchiki Rukia (Bleach)
10. Fran (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
Then ask the following questions:
What would you do if Number 1 (Zelda) woke you up in the middle of the night?
I’d (quite politely) tell her, “My lovely princess, do let me sleep.” Then grab a pillow and lob it out the window before adding, “You’ll want me to have my wits around me, or when I play Twilight Princess or Skyward Sword you’ll find Link falling off a lot of cliffs. And I don’t think you want Link falling off cliffs.”
Then go roll over and continue snoring away.
Number 3 (Marth) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
“ASIOFBAOIFBIOBSIOIOBFAIOAFIOBO THE HELLZ DISH?! OH HELLZ NAW. WHAT TYPE OF PRINCE ARE YOU!?! ASOASOIDHOAIDHI DIE!”
“I-I’m terribly sorry! I-I didn’t mean to intrude!
Number 4 (Mello) announced he going to marry 9 (Kuchiki Rukia) tomorrow?
Me: PFFT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, are you serious?
Me: …Do you want to die?
Mello: I want chocolate. Matt, get me chocolate!
Number 5 (Hitsugaya Toushiro) cooked you dinner?
He’d probably cook really well. Like…making waffles! Or cookies! OM NOM NOM!
Hitsugaya: … Hn.
Number 6 (Rokudo Mukuro) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I’d leave him alone and scheme. And ward off any frog-headed idiot disciples (Fraaaaaan) that try to draw mustaches on his face.
Oh, and when Mukuro-kun wakes up, we can take over the world with an army of pineapple-toting chubby turtles! Ahahahahaha!
Fran: Perverted Pineapple master is being weeeird agaaaaain.
Number 7 (Belphegor) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
I’d stare at Bel. Then cackle maniacally. I’m related to Prince the Ripper!
…No wonder I like killing so much.
Bel: Ushishishi! Ushishishi!
Fran: Birds of a feather flock together. -stabbed- Ittai.
Number 8 (Lavi) got into the hospital somehow?
-sigh- Why am I not surprised?
Me (to Lavi): Hey, Lavi?
Me: You didn’t happen to braid Kanda’s hair again, did you?
Kanda: BAKA USAAAAAAAGIIIII! DIE! DIE! DIE!
Lavi: But Yuuuuu-chaaaaaaan, you love me! We’re best frien—
-Lavi has been stabbed and is now in critical condition. Please call back another time. Hopefully Kanda Yuu will refrain from putting the idiot through biological function termination again-
Number 9 (Kuchiki Rukia) made fun of your friends?
Rukia-chaaan, as much as I love you, please shut your mouth before I rearrange your dental work.
Number 10 (Fran) ignored you all the time?
Heh. Oh, Beeeeeel-senpai!
Fran: Uh oh. The air-headed psychopath just summoned the stupid hairy bogus royal with the power of idiocy and pathetic misconceptions! I better go now.
Bel: Ushishishi. What was that, Froggy?
Fran: Nothing, baka-senpai. Just me insulting your intelligence—
-Fran has joined Lavi in critical condition. Oh, wait, Fran is Fran. So instead of being in a hospital, our favorite frog-headed blockhead is off to troll some other idiots. Please leave your message after the beep-
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Zelda) do?
Because she’s such a nice person, Zelda will save me! (Or rather, save the two idiots.) Bwahahahaha!
You're on a vacation with 2 (Temari) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Sigh and mutter about the stupidity of young teenagers these days. Then hopefully send for a medic nin.
It's your birthday. What does 3 (Marth) get you?
Strawberries, chocolate, and a four-hundred foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings! Just kidding about the last one. He’d get me video games to go along with the sweet stuff!
Marth: Happy birthday!
Mello: Give me the chocolate.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Mello) do?
He’d just laugh. Or if he’s feeling nice (or if Matt persuades him) he’ll use his spectacular intellect to save me. And prove himself number one!
Mello: …Hn. Sounds like a good idea. I AM number one!
Matt: Meeeeels, saving people is good! Save people! Don’t kill them! Unless they make you mad. Or if they if they take the LAST copy of a certain video game that you really really wanted right before you could reach it. Then you can shoot them. Right…? Right right right right right—
Mello: Shut up, Matt.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Hitsugaya Toushiro) do?
Roll his eyes and ignore. Or, if he’s feeling merciful, find a way to get me out of it.
You're about to marry number 10 (Fran). What's 1(Zelda)'s reaction:
Zelda: (coughs quietly) Are you…quite sure you want to do this?
Fran: For once, I agree. Oh look, a butterfly—
-Fran has gotten stabbed by Prince the Ripper. Now he’s busy running for his apathetic life-
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Belphegor) cheer you up?
Bel: Ushishishi! Who needs that lowly proletariat anyway? Shishi, besides, if there’s anyone for you, you can always stab him every day! On a daily basis, ushishishi!
Me: Like…I’ll get my own personal punching bag?
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 (Kuchiki Rukia) support you?
She’ll draw atrocious cartoons depicting support and threaten to brain those who dare to stand against me with the flat of her blade. XD
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Fran) do?
Fran: Oh, look, the senseless crack-head is laughing her head off. Hopefully she’ll break her ribs and end up in a hospital where no one will have to look at her ugly face.
Fon: Oh, Fran-san, you shouldn’t say things like that.
Me: (sniffle) Yeah, Fran, listen to Fon-sensei! (sniffle)
Number 1 (Zelda) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
She’s beautiful and wise and incredibly strong. She’s like, the perfect woman. Oh, and she can sing!
(And she’s not a psycho.)
Number 2 (Temari) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9 (Kuchiki Rukia).
Is this another evil plan formed by Madara? Or are you people just trying to drive me nuts?
Madara: How did she know?
You're dating 3 (Marth) and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
No. Sadly, they’re dead. I don't like getting along with dead people. Or zombies. Or spiders. I haaaaaaaate zombiiiiiiieeees…..
Will number 5 (Hitsugaya Toushiro) and 6 (Rokudo Mukuro) ever kiss?
I SHOULD HOPE NOT!
Number 6 (Rokudo Mukuro) appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
But Mukuro! You have your precious Chrome!
Mukuro: Kufufu. As adorable as my kawaii Chrome is, being with her alone will not allow me to take over the world.
Me: So…you’re playing around to get materials you need?
Mukuro: Money, firearms, connections, more money…Kufufufu, yes indeed.
You had a haircut and 7 (Belphegor) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: Um... what?
Bel: Shi. Shi. Shi. You look like a peasant.
Number 8 (Lavi) thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
I’d cackle evilly and call Kanda to come and whack sense into him.
Number 9 (Kuchiki Rukia) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
I’d howl at her until she comes back to her senses. Then throw strawberries (coughIchigocough) at her until I get the point across.
You spot 10 (Fran) kissing 1(Zelda). How do you react?
…Okay, who did this? Ganondorf, was this your brainwashing? Or did Bel put some hallucinogens in your coffee, Fran? LINK! HELP ME!
You notice that 3 (Marth) and 4 (Mello) have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
La la laaaaaaaaaa! Chocolate makes the world go round, and duct-tape holds it together! And the sky is blue! OOOOH! Is that a B2st album!?
Could 1(Zelda) and 6 (Rokudo Mukruo) be soul mates?
Hell, no! Zelda’s soul mate is Link! And Mukuro has his precious Chrome! And Bel can chase Fran with a knife into the sunset!
Would 2 (Temari) trust 5 (Hitsugaya)?
Yeah. Probably. They have the same voice actress! Paku Romi-saaaama!
Hitsugaya: … (sigh)
Temari: … (facepalm)
Number 4 (Mello) is bored and pokes 10 (Fran). What happens after that?
Fran: Doo dee doo. Another mindless moron has come to torment me.
Mello: … Did you just call me stupid?
Fran: Now that I think about it…Yeah, I did.
-Fran is now being simultaneously attacked by both Prince Belphegor and Mihael Keehl. LxZrulez is sensing no survival instinct in Fran-
5 (Hitsugaya Toushiro) and 1 (Zelda) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Toushi-kun and Zelda? Uh... Oh! How to Rule Over Idiots 101!
If 6 (Rokudo Mukuro) and 3 (Marth) cooked dinner what would they make?
…Food? I hope?
Mukuro: Kufufu. Please, have some faith.
Marth: (in an apron) Does udon sound good?
7 (Belphegor) and 9 (Kuchiki Rukia) apply for a job. What job?
For Bel: A job that involves killing people. And killing more people.
For Rukia: A job for drawing! Like, teaching little kids how to draw atrocious cartoons! (Or whacking Strawberry Death Gods. That works too.)
8 (Lavi) gives 5 (Hitsugaya Toushiro) a haircut. Is that okay?
…You know, their hair is pretty similar…
9 (Kuchiki Rukia) sketches what 6 (Rokudo Mukuro)'s perfect girlfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
No. Not at all.
Mukuro: Cheh. My cute Chrome does not look like a bunny rabbit.
10 (Fran) and 9 (Kuchiki Rukia) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
I don't wanna know. I don't wanna know. I don't wanna know! I don’t wanna knoooooo—Ooh, look a butterfly!
1 (Zelda) accidentally kicked 10 (Fran)?
Zelda: Oh my, I’m so sorry!
Fran: I am, too.
2 (Temari) sent a message to her Bf but 9 (Kuchiki Rukia) got it. What would happen?
Temari would apologize. It was for a certain lazyass pineapple head—no, not Mukuro—who always proclaims everything troublesome. Then she’d go off and beat up the lazy pineapplehead in question.
5 (Hitsugaya Toushiro) and 6 (Rokudo Mukuro) did a workout together?
Hitsugaya: That is a very interesting technique.
Mukuro: Likewise, I should say. Your skills with the blade are quite impressive.
Hitsugaya: Thank you. Your prowess with the trident, too, is quite impressive.
6 (Rokudo Mukuro) noticed he wasn't invited to your birthday?
I’d quickly invite him. Then we could discuss plans to dominate the world!
Mukuro: Kufufu. We ought to start with the food banks.
Ah, how evil evil is.
7 (Belphegor) won the lottery?
Bel: Ushishishi. What use to I have for peasant’s cash?
8 (Lavi) had quite a big secret?
Lavi: I’m…actually…a girl!
9 (Kuchiki Rukia) became a singer?
Definitely works! She has such a beautiful voice!
10 (Fran) got a daughter?
Bel: She looks like the prince.
Fran: … I was afraid you’d say that.
What would 1(Zelda) think of 2 (Temari)?
That Temari’s quite powerful and clever and a force to be reckoned with. And a worthy ally.
How would 3 (Marth) greet 4 (Mello)?
Marth: Good day, Mello.
Mello: ASDHIOASDHIODBS Chocolate!
What would 4 (Mello) envy about 5 (Hitsugaya Toushiro)?
Mello: I envy no one!
(He actually envies Toushi-kun’s ability to boss people around without waving a gun.)
What dream would 5 (Hitsugaya Toushiro) have about 6 (Rokudo Mukuro)?
Hitsugaya: A nightmare. A nightmare.
What do 6 (Rokudo Mukuro) and 7 (Belphegor) have in common?
Both male, both slightly psycho, both genii, both with a superiority complex, and both are my favorite characters (well, there’s Fon too) in Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.
Mukuro: Kufufufu. Of course I should be the most favored.
Bel: Ushishishi. But I’m a prince!
Fon: …Mukuro-san, Belphegor-san, can’t we all just get along?
Mukuro and Bel: No.
What would make 7(Belphegor) angry at 8 (Lavi)?
Lavi: Hey dere!
Bel: Shi. Shi. Shi. A peasant. Die! (insert maniac smile)
Lavi: Uh. Oh.
Basically, just Lavi’s existence should be enough.
Where would 8 (Lavi) meet 9(Kuchiki Rukia)?
I…dunno. Convention? Clash of idiot geniuses and wittle warriors? In fanfiction? On my profile?
What would 9 (Kuchiki Rukia) never dare to tell 10 (Fran)?
That she thought Fran was a girl at first.
What would make 10 (Fran) scared of 1 (Zelda)?
The fact that Zelda is really quite similar to Chrome, the bane of the Froggy’s existence… Buahahaha!
Is 3 (Marth) Gay?
Nope. He’s married. Quite happily. To Caeda. Now, there’s some other people that I find quite questionable… (cough)
How do you feel right now?
Okay... I guess?
Scratch that. I'm feeling bloodthristy!
(I lie. I really want to sleeeeep.)
Yeah, I'm so original. Whatever. Au revior. Zai jian. Sayanora. Annyeonghi Gaseyo. Chu si zai i zhi dong li mian.
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