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Joined 01-23-10, id: 2227564, Profile Updated: 06-17-11
Author has written 2 stories for Touhou Project.

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The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest by AuraChannelerChris reviews
Chapter 220: Goddess of Nature & Goddess of Trolls. The Smashers are back to world-hopping business again, and this time they start to wonder if bad luck dislikes them all for dropping them off at the cheerful angel's world. To their collective dismay, they must now endure long trials set up in a war between deities, especially a certain anti-human psychopath Goddess of Nature...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 220 - Words: 4,024,038 - Reviews: 2621 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/4/2008 - OC, Pit, Lucario, Palutena
Shattered Mind: Destruction by Krimson Rogue reviews
Book 3 of the Shattered Mind saga. His past revealed, his future determined. As Trevor faces his demons, he and Kaiten finally team up together to save the world from Kuja. But what happens when Trevor starts to hear a second voice?
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 150,802 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Fail to the King! by V-departed reviews
As ruler of the Netherworld, it's up to Almaz to win back his friends' trust and put a stop to the greatest threat the Academy has ever faced… provided he can survive long enough! But who can you trust in a world where you can't even trust your own sword?
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 157,258 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Almaz von A. A., Sapphire R.
Paper Mario X 2: The Thousand Year Door by Child at Heart Forever reviews
When Peach invites the gang for a vacation in Rogueport, it quickly goes bad with the kidnapping of ZAP, an evil plot working in the shadows, and the separation of the team! With only Link to assist him, Mario sets out to save the girls, get his friends back together, and set things right!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 80 - Words: 221,596 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser - Complete
Shattered Mind: Anger by Krimson Rogue reviews
Trevor has found the meaning behind the dreams he's been having. Now, he must deal with an even bigger monster than anything ever before. Sequel to Shattered Mind: Issues.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 171,270 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Paper Mario X by Child at Heart Forever reviews
Paper Mario novelization with a twist: the X stands for crossover! When dark times come across the lands, and there's no use wishing on a star…sometimes the best thing to do is simply get Mario to fix it for you. But when he finds his story is intertwined with other heroes, Mario might not have to do it alone...and maybe even make new friends! [OLDFIC]
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 159,077 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Mario, Peach - Complete
Shattered Mind: Issues by Krimson Rogue reviews
My name is Trevor. Being sent to Gaia was fun at first, but it got really bad when I became the target of a Terran experiment. It got worse when I understood what that experiment was.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,941 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
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Phantasm reviews
A new Incident occurs in Gensokyo, and in the middle of the chaos, a lone youkai conspires to begin an insurrection. OC alert!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011
Ephemeral reviews
With the advent of the Great Hakurei Barrier, Mystia's life as a feral youkai had dissolved. Now, she was willing to throw away her name as a youkai to be able to trick humans again.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Mystia L. - Complete