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Joined 01-23-10, id: 2227682, Profile Updated: 04-18-10
Author has written 6 stories for Legend of Zelda, Fire Emblem, Lucky Star, Animal Crossing, and Earthbound.

Hello! You appear to have wandered far out upon the outskirts of the website, onto this little piece of profile. I guess I could tell ya a bit about myself if you aren't too busy.

I'm a girl, and I like video games, specifically Fire Emblem and the Mother series. Yeah... that's about it.

You seem fairly unimpressed. All right then, try some random bits and pieces of information I've picked up over the years:
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"Of COURSE there's a pineapple! This is a presidential inauguration speech!"
-- My friend Rachel, a bit stressed out.

"Nuns and warfare DO NOT MIX!"
--Fire Emblem 4

Tess: Oh, H--
Me: NO!
Tess: Huh?
Me: FINE!
Tess: Are you--
Me: JUST TAKE IT! (hands Tess a pretzel and bangs head on table.)
Emily: Is she okay?
Tess:... She's never been okay.
-- My friends are pretty sure I have some issues

And Stab! And Stab! Punch Punch Punch!
Block! Block! Kick! Kick!
Get out your wooden stakes, people!
Stab Stab Stab! STAB STAB STAB!
And your garlic... altogether now!
Cut, and Shove! Cut, and SHOVE!
-- John's proposed Buffy the Vampire Slayer Training Video.

Mikayla: Oh, didn't people sometimes accidentally suffocate their babies trying to escape from Nazi Germany?
Whitney: Why didn't they like, use it as bait or something? Or better yet, hide a bomb in it!
--My Civics class is scared of Whitney now

Diana: We could push him out the window!
Casey: Would that kill him?
Me: No, Mrs. Muffin said he'd probably only sustain fairly minor injuries.
Casey: Darn...
Diana: Okay, we'll push him off the Eiffel Tower!
--Why yes, Diana is a bit homicidal. Why do you ask?

Illyanna: I'm HUNGRY!
Virtually any other male character: I like you too!
-- Radiant Dawn Supports FAIL!

Sherry:...
Casey: She isn't waking up.
Me: Okay, how about Marcus and Cornelia?
Sherry:...
Me: Even my Eltshan-Lachesis incest pairing isn't working!
Casey: What?
Me: Nevermind. How about, Cornelia and Dauvus?
Sherry: ...
Casey: Okay, time to bring out the big ammo: Marcus and Sextus!
Sherry: NOOOOOO!
Me and Casey: YES!
-- Refrencing completely non-canon pairings (in her Latin textbook) is a great way to wake up my friend!

Rachel: So yeah, she likes Mother 3, and...
Me: What? Say that again.
Rachel: She likes Mother 3?
Me: (Tears of joy)
--As it turns out, there is a female my age who likes the games I like. I'm utterly shocked.

"An actual female who lives in America, has played Mother 3, and DOESN'T fangirl over Claus?! I thought I was the only one!"
--Me, to my friend about one of her friends. See past Conversation.

Me: AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!
Jessica: Are you okay?
Me (completely ignoring her): Peppy, you idiot!
Game: FOOOOOXXXX!
Me: Shut up, Slippy!
Game: I guess I should be thankful.
Me: I guess you SHOULD be thankful!
Game: I'm gonna have to sit this one out, guys...
Me: If you were a competent pilot, you wouldn't HAVE TO!
John (my brother): They can't hear you.
Me:...I know...
-- I have this tendency to yell at the characters whenever I play Starfox 64...

These are magenta... they were supposed to be lavender! LAVENDER!
--My friend, talking about colors of wristbands

Fine! If you jump off a bridge, I will NOT come for moral support.
--Same friend, I didn't hear the entire conversation...

Sherry: It's... a creamy mango colored party dress.
Me: Mango colored party dress? Sherry, that's so... female.
Casey: Well, I think it sounds like an alcoholic cocktail.
--Take what you like from it.

Me: Look! There's a boy.
Katy: That's a baby. You can't really tell.
Me: No, no, it's definitley a boy.
Katy: Okayyy... maybe it's a transvestite baby?
Me: There are no transvestite babies!
-- Trying to locate males in a girl scout handbook

Sherry: Gannon? Ga-gannon?
Casey: What? What?
Me: Here we go... She's gonna get Gannon banned.
Sherry: IT'S GANON. ONLY ONE N!
--Looking over My Inner Life, a fairly infamous fanfiction

BURN! LITTLE FIERY DEMONS OF HELL BURN THIS CHARCOAL AND BRING THE WRATH OF HADES UPON IT!
--Trying to light a charcoal grill

Now... My favorite Dialogue of all time:
Paula
: Oh... MY... God...
Jeff: Tubes are Everywhere...
Ness: It's the internet!
Paula: These poor people! How can we help them?
Jeff: I'm sure a glass cutter could get them out. It looks like their brains are attached to some sort of computer system. It could kill them.
Ness: It's a chance we'll have to take... in the name of SCIENCE!
Paula: No! There has to be another way.
Tony: Jeff!
Jeff:... Alright, Ness, I like your idea.
Tony: Jeff, this might be the end for me.
Jeff: Tony... When did you get here?
Tony: Well, I was on my way to the DMV when I could have sworn I was being followed, but I continued on my way, thinking of you the entire time, of course. I heard footsteps behind me and I saw someone run into the bushes and I figured it was you so I decided to give you a fair chance to sneak up on me like I like to do... heh... So I was filling out my information at the DMV and writing the p at the beginning of my name when I totally realized--
Jeff: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. The P in your name? There's no "P" in Tony.
Tony: Oh, well Tony is my middle name. You knew that, silly.
Jeff: No... no I didn't... W-What's you're first name?
Tony: It's Patrick. But I really don't like to go by that...
Jeff: You're name... is PATRICK?! Tony, please don't tell me you're last name is...
Tony: Andonuts? Yeah, I thought it was weird we had the same last name.
Jeff: Oh my God... Tony, you're my BROTHER. We're related!
Tony: What? That can't be possible...
Jeff: It's possible, and it's true. You're Patrick Andonuts, and you're the other son.
Tony: Oh... no... this is horrible!
Jeff: What's horrible?
Tony: We can... never be together, Jeff!
JEff: We were going to be together anyway? I like big hips. On WOMEN.
Tony: Wait... I've got it! Jeff, we're moving to Alabama! This sort of thing is tolerated there!
--FOBBIES ARE BORANGE, The funniest EB satire show EVER. I don't have anything against Alabama, though.
--

More will come some day, I'm sure...

So... I've got a fairly large number of characters to use. I'll post my Pairings:

Fire Emblem:

Gaiden:

Cliff/Jenny (Please... just don't ask.)

Seisen No Keifu (Genealogy of the Holy War):

AyraXLex (I don't really like Holyn or Noish... this pairing is so much better. Elite, Ambush, and Neir Blood (read: defense)?! What more do you want?)
LachesisXFin (Heh... Beowulf can go die. With Holyn and Noish!)
AideenXJamka (The only pairing besides Midayle that gives a usable Lester. Also, Jamka is awesome, so...)
FuryXLevin (Because I LIKE God-Sety. But Levin's a jerk in the second gen, and he just lets Fury die.)
SylviaXClaude (Are they really brother and sister?)
BriggidXDew (Uh, yeah. Dew is one of my favorite characters. Solar Sword is pretty awesome for Patty, also...)
TiltyuXAzel (The kids are awesome and Tiltyu and Azel are adorable together. It's the whole Lex/Ayra complete opposite thing.)
ManaXSkasasher (Well THAT changed quickly. Mana's just so nice and Skasasher's so... AWESOME. It had to be.)
LachkeXShannan (Cousin incest aside... Actually, with my First gen pairings, Lachke's pretty incestuous no matter who get's paired with her.)
PattyXLester (MORE cousin incest aside... But do they know they're cousins? It doesn't count!)
FeeXArthur (See next pairing)
SetyXTinny (See previous pairing... I just like to make that weird family cross thing.)
NannaXLeaf (Yay for implied pairings! But... honestly, I don't actually love this pairing. I just don't think there are anymore options for Leaf.)
LeenXAless (Aless is just so serious and Leen is so... SYLVIA!)

Fuuin no Tsurugi/Rekka no Ken (Sword of Seals/Blazing Sword)

EliwoodXFiora (THIS pairing is probably going to cause people to hate me)
HectorXFarina/Florina (I really couldn't decide. They're both so cool)
NinoXJaffar (You know he's Lugh and Ray's father... Erk can go die a long, painful death. Elsewhere.)
RoyXLilina (LaLaLa... I can't hear you, Sophia fans!)
RebeccaXWil (NO! Sain and Lowen do NOT fit into this equation!)
SerraXMatthew (But only because Lelia is dead)
PriscillaXGuy (They can never be together... That's why we created fanfiction!)
ClarineXRutger (It's the complete opposite-ness... It's just so romantic, darnit!)
FirXNoah (Forever! They're really cute together...)
WendyXOujay (I'm not sure why I love this pairing so much... It's definitely in my top 3 favorites, though.)
EllenXZeiss (RAWR! Is the childhood friends monster!)

Soen no Kiseki/Akatsuki no Megami (Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn)

OscarXAstrid (I read somewhere that this was a scrapped support conversation from Path of Radiance. They work so well together; why didn't IS keep it in?!)
RolfXMist (Honestly, they were love interests in Radiance, and then Mist decided to dump Rolf for his Brother is Radiant Dawn?! NEVER!)
GatrieXIllyana (See wayyyy above for their Radiant Dawn Support... But, hey. Their Path of Radiance Support is adorable.)
MicaiahXSothe (I have an undying hatred for both of them, especially Messiah-Sue, so they go great together!)
IkeXMia (Yeah, Yeah, and he belongs with Elincia. I like him with Mia's cheerfullness as opposed to Elincia's... Calmness? Plus, marrying a Queen would destroy Greil's Mercenaries a bit.)
GeofferyXElincia (If you can't have the second most broken lord in the series... Geoffery's the next best thing!)

Mother:
AnaXNinten (The most canon pairing I've ever seen before in my life! And it comes with a nice dance scene, too.)
LoidXPippi (Makin' more enemies here, I know it. It does work though! They're like the same age, if Loid's in elementary school and Pippi is... younger than Ninten.)
NessXPaula(See AnaXNinten... it's the same basic idea, minus Ana's hat.)
TonyXJeff (Shut up. It's adorable and you know it, even if it is a bit one sided, coughTonycough. And YES, it is canon, Itoi confirmed it.)
DusterXKumatora (She's too old for Lucas, and too young for Wes, and too... human, for Boney.)

Hey... this looks like fun:

1. Your real name: Uh... Daisy Marissa Vargano... oh, yes! That's a great name!

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Iysadx

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Daizzle (looks like Dazzle...)

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Orange Bunny

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Marissa Ivy Mint

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Varda

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): WhiteWater (Hey... that sounds okay!)

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Ocarina reviews
A mysterious ocarina given to Ninten by a man in Magicant proves to be... absolutely pointless. It's a good thing those folks down in Hyrule can use it correctly. Oneshot.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Impa, Ana - Complete
Afterwards reviews
An hour has passed since the Barhara massacre, and very few are left alive. A heavily wounded Azel and Lex reflect on the situation while Tiltyu tries to find survivors. AzelXTiltyu, Heavily implied LexXAyra. Oneshot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Azel, Lex - Complete
Gone Cubal reviews
After moving away from her old town for four years, Elly decides she should take a visit and see her old friend, Melba. In Elly's absence, however, the town has fallen apart, and just being there is dangerous. Oneshot, rated T for safety.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Waiting for Trains reviews
While taking a walk outside, Tsukasa meets Akira and Minoru, hopelessly lost. Akira is more than happy to show off her brilliant personality to Tsukasa. Oneshot. Fluffy.
Lucky Star - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Akira K., Tsukasa H. - Complete
Afternoon Magic reviews
A young pair of mages, one shy and calm and the other social and energetic, decide that they want to use magic like their families. Oneshot, AzelXTiltyu.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Azel, Tiltyu - Complete
A Pony's Tale reviews
A story about Epona's life on Lon Lon Ranch with Malon and Talon. Things are quiet until an odd blond kid who helped Malon in Hyrule Castle town comes by... Please feel free to rate and review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010