Author has written 13 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, Fire Emblem, Mega Man, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy I-VI, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Pokémon, and Dungeon Keeper.
I may not be much of a writer but I've started the same way as others. Failing at the first one. (I had permanent writer's block) and now I'm working on a different one to my failed one.
Anyways lots of you might know StarLion. He's who got me into this site (rather quickly I might add) and, although I may not be that good at some things than others I still have good qualities that other's might be lacking (like a warped sense of humor). be warned though, I cannot change my writing style very easily due to my Aspergers...
I'm known by many names, More commonly LOFP (Lord Of Failed Punches. Don't ask.), Mech/Mech Boy (easier than saying Mech Boy Of Doom all the time!), Ed (My real name. to an extent) to name a few...
Current interests: Sonic, Super Smash Bros, Fire Emblem, Gauntlet (more precisely Gauntlet Dark Legacy), Halo, Megaman Battle Network/Megaman Zero, The Age Of Empires (and mythology) games (not AoE 3), Pokemon, Mario, Dungoen Keeper, Legend of Zelda and Cyberpunk. (To name a few)
Note: MasteroftheShades on deviantART is me.
Find me on FictionPress with my only story there The War!
Gizoid Reborn: Just read it... You'll feel better for it. (If you've played Sonic Battle)
Dissidia Arcanum: Dissidia brought away from Chaos and Discord and shove to Light and Darkness, with a rather...interesting twist or eighty along the way: !!!!!!WARNING: YURI PLANNED FOR LATER CHAPTERS!!!!!!!
Wind of Shadows Now continuing with the help of StarLion. Will be updated only when I have a chapter's worth, and such will only happen when I have written it out... patience is a virtue.
The United Being's Final Warning (On hold)
In progress but unseen:
First Outside Contact: A post Fire Emblem 10 'fic. which shows people from Magvel and Elibe (Yes Roy will appear) attacking Tellius. (discontinued)
By the way. Here's something random:
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:
Then ask the following questions
Me: Scared again Terra? Don't worry, You can rest on my fur for the night.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: GTFO Kuja I may be bi but I don't swing your way.
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: Does Lethe know about this? And wait... How did you get form the Lanes Between to Tellius?
Ven: I don't know...
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: No offense but I'll stick tomy own cooking.
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: (Moving away slowly) Do. Not. Want.Beware the cat's claws.
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: So I'm related to a Twili? That explains my darkness then!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: (ROFLMAO) Oh how the mighty king as sunk!
Bowser (Growling) Shut up kid.
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: Now now... I thought you knew better than to insult allies of a dragon, Lyre...
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Me: Typical hero types...
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Probably end up blowing their asses up with magic... or teleporting us elsewhere when the killers approach.
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Complain about me being a wimp... but probably carry me the rest of the way.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
I don't want to know...
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Glide in and save me most likely... or watch as I save myself!
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
I don't know... Probably hurt me... a lot... gotta be careful with half-espers
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
You don't want to know (wink)
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
By fighting alongside me of course!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Ask me why I'm laughing.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
She's hot. 'nuff said
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Me: Incestual lesbians? Nothing new to me given the stuff I've seen on the web.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
No... I'd die first.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Only in a crack pairing story... If anyone want to wrtie a SorenxSephiroth fic be my guest.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Steal his katana and kill him with it! Duh!
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: Why is she staring at me like that?
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: Not surprised you feel that way after cheating on Combatilin.
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: Lyre! Say it to my face to make me believe it!
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Flowers change to fruits over time...
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Me: I knew it! Kuja's a pedo!
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Would 2 trust 5?
She does eventually... but only because of Ike.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Ven: Why do you have so many weapons?
Firion: Gives me a lot of choice in a fight.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
I don't want to know...
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Well there's the explicit industry for those with their heads in the gutter...
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
I'd probably not allow it in the first place...
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Is he ever happy?
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Flowers? I dunno!
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Terra: Oh sorry...
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Lyre: Something you're not telling me, sis?
Lethe: Tell. No-one.
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Good Bye Gym.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Do I care what Sephiroth wants? His job is to stand around looking manly!
7 won the lottery?
Now you can fund that reconstruction effort!
8 had quite a big secret?
Me: Another already? Typical...
9 became a singer?
I don't know what would happen... probably wouldn't make the charts though.
10 got a daughter?
Wonder who the mother was.
What would 1 think of 2?
Terra: Aww a kitty!
Lethe: Not again -.-
How would 3 greet 4?
Kuja: Well hello there Ventus!
What would 4 envy about 5?
Proficiency with Wind magic?
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Insert Death and Nightmares.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Uhm... Awesome laughs!
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Minda: I warned you not to kidnap me!
Where would 8 meet 9?
Somewhere hot and cosy.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
He's just a child.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially when she's on PMS and about to chain multiple ultima spells together.
Is 3 Gay?
How do you feel right now?
A pleasant conversation between combatants:
The only thing Jarod and Sothe have in common:
If the convo was useless... then why did it happen?
A simple start to a duel:
Shinon's students are painful to go against. Just ask Rolf:
Calill always makes her point:
Ranulf seems to be the whipping boy:
Two mad king's right after each other?
Tibarn can't be soft:
Skrimir's needs to be angry to kill:
Ike's a big softie at heart:
You don't want to insult Kieran... doing so is lethal.
Traitorous faces make Ike ill:
Ike doesn't like Oliver:
Oliver's a mutant! Run!
Volug knows how to scare Senators:
Bastian tells Izuka the truth:
Volke's always doing work.
Tibarn might be a bit too harsh sometimes:
Haar's a sagely dracoknight:
Sothe's like Master Chief. He always get his point across.
Oliver's finally lost it:
Sothe's essay on life before fighting Deghinsea: I won't live as long as you have, and I'll never be as powerful. Things like saving the world and fighting goddesses are just beyond me. They're out of my reach. That's why I've always chosen to fight for the smaller things in life and the people close to me. If that means I have to fight you to protect them, then so be it.
Ike tells Sephiran like it is:
Sephiran wants to die???
A true empress:
Insert the entire list of FE10 death quotes here* They've always made me cry... Ah I'm just a sucker for tragedy...
Ilyana's always hungry: "Somewhere, right now, she is hungry." Quoted from her FE10 epilogue.
Ike's a truthful one:
Again Ike doesn't like Oliver: I am SO TIRED of listening to your nonsense, you massive gasbag! This ends here and now!
Soren can be scary to some: You kill for sport, and hide your fear behind a wall of bravado. Now let me show you true fear!
Methinks 'Mad King' is an understatement for Ashnard:
"I'm done for!" - Pit dying
Theme [game name:
"Patients are reminded not to die in the hallways."
"Anything for you, Bob!" Proceeds to be fully flattened along with his car, "I'm alright!" - Sheriff of A Town Called Eureka in a crisis.
Do I need to describe this one?
Chief's a master at many things:
Bombs and permission?
A crazy AI? Is that even possible?
Confidence well placed:
This will take some doing:
Dawn of War:
Perfect way to explain stuff!
Pirates of the Caribbean:
Dead Man's Chest:
Falling to a stop, followed by fruit.
Racing stops with a reptile.
Move the cage!
Willy is a little overzealous.
Triple M's name is dangerous!
Rogir... is stupid.
Can an alien Concentrate?
Now for a rather belated section that You'd agree I'd needed.
Post this if Marth is your favorite Brawl character. Welcome to the Brother/Sisterhood.
Post this if you don't think Marth is gay. If not, you shall be killed by one known as the Angel of Death.
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1. Your real name: Edward(Middle name: James. Last name: Williams)
2. Your Gangsta name (the first four letters of your name plus "izzle"): Edwaizzle (Oh no!)
3. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Wolf (Hmmm... Now I sound like I've been werewolfified [Is that even a word?])
4. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): James Dundee (Now I sound like some kinda treasure hunter!)
5. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Wiled
6. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): White Water (Well That's rather pathetic)
7. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Snowy (No... jsut no.)
1. You have 10 Pounds and need to buy snacks at a gas station:
Just a packet of crisps. I'll save the rest for sommat else.
2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
Hmmm... That's a toughie but I'd have to say a Bottlenose Dolphin (They're so cute!)
3. Who's your favorite redhead?
Dahlia Hawthorne... Because she's the only redhead that looks sweet an innocent but ends up a malevolent demon... Ace Attorney fans should know her.
4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?
I've been to IHOP?
5. Last book you read?
A random book about bullying...
6. Describe your mood.
7. Describe the last time you were injured?
Fell over. Clobbered somthng with leg.
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
soundwave 0107 of course!
9. Rock concert or symphony?
Rock... But only if the only band was Crush 40 (They're awesome!)
10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?
A memnto of the ex that taught me what true love felt like... I'll miss her love.
11. Favorite drink
12. What type of shirt are you wearing?
I'm not XD
13. If you could only use one form of transportation:
14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?
That would be Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End (Okay so I last went to the cinema years ago! Who cares?)
15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:
Never felt that.
16. What’s your favorite kind of cake?
A truthful cake!
17. What did you have for dinner last night?
Pie... 'nuff said.
18. Look to your left, what do you see?
A TV that I punched recently and my Graphics Tablet
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
20. Favorite toy(s) as a child?
My GBC. You couldn't separate me from it.
21. Do you buy your own groceries?
Only when conscripted to do so.
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
I know they do...
23. When was the last time you had gummy worms?
Never had them... Know how their made though.
24. What's your favorite fruit?
Apples (They activate my Apple mode. If you say Apple quick enough it sounds like Battle and vice versa)
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
Don't even mention meany kind of acrobatics. Ugh.
26. Do you like running long distances?
No... My stamina is shot to #@%!.
27. Have you ever eaten snow?
28. What color are your bedsheets?
White with assorted pillow colours.
29. What's your favorite flower?
The Iris. It releases no pollen into the air. Pollinates thanks to the kind bees.
30. Do you do ballet?
Don't even think you'll get anything close to "Yes" for this. It's a dance. I don't dance. AT. ALL... yet
31. Do you listen to classical music?
Tubular Bells mostly.
32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?
33. Do you watch Sponge bob?
You honestly think I'd even listen to that piece of #@%!?
34. What temperature is it outside right now?
Cold... But I'm sitting inside...
35. Do people consider you smart?
Yes... Although I think I'm too smart for my age.
36. How many piercings do you have?
37. Are you signed on AIM?
38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
No... My friend did though and it's a bad idea.
39. How do you feel about your family?
I love them to bits! Okay we don't always see eye to eye but that's what keeps us a family!
40. Do you have an iPod?
No... But I want one so I can listen to Crush 40's songs wherever I want
41. What time do you go to bed?
Recently it's been 2:00 AM in the bloody morning.
42. What CD is currently in your CD player?
An Audio CD of Prisoner Of Azkaban. Read by Stephen Fry
43. What movie do you know every line to?
That would be Dracula: Dead and Loving it
44. What is your favorite salad dressing?
I have salad dressing?
45. What do you want for Christmas this year?
One of these games: FE9 Path of Radiance; Kirby's Air Ride; Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness; Paper Mario 1000 Year Door; Any Megaman Battle Network game (Preferrably the 6th one); Tales of Symphonia; Skylanders
46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?
The American Forumite that lives furthest from me that I RP with on the Battleon Forums.
47. Do you like hugs?
I do actually!
48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
When me and my latest ex broke up... didn't go away for a month.
49. Do people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
Only when they'd had too much alcohol to drink and call me "Egg" instead of "Ed"
50. Last person you hugged?
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Total: 2 (Well I've proved that i'm definitely not gay... just bi.)
That's all for now... the 'fics are below...