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Author has written 13 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, Fire Emblem, Mega Man, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy I-VI, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Pokémon, and Dungeon Keeper.

I may not be much of a writer but I've started the same way as others. Failing at the first one. (I had permanent writer's block) and now I'm working on a different one to my failed one.

Anyways lots of you might know StarLion. He's who got me into this site (rather quickly I might add) and, although I may not be that good at some things than others I still have good qualities that other's might be lacking (like a warped sense of humor). be warned though, I cannot change my writing style very easily due to my Aspergers...

I'm known by many names, More commonly LOFP (Lord Of Failed Punches. Don't ask.), Mech/Mech Boy (easier than saying Mech Boy Of Doom all the time!), Ed (My real name. to an extent) to name a few...

Current interests: Sonic, Super Smash Bros, Fire Emblem, Gauntlet (more precisely Gauntlet Dark Legacy), Halo, Megaman Battle Network/Megaman Zero, The Age Of Empires (and mythology) games (not AoE 3), Pokemon, Mario, Dungoen Keeper, Legend of Zelda and Cyberpunk. (To name a few)

Note: MasteroftheShades on deviantART is me.

Find me on FictionPress with my only story there The War!

Current Fanfics:


Gizoid Reborn: Just read it... You'll feel better for it. (If you've played Sonic Battle)

In Progress:

Dissidia Arcanum: Dissidia brought away from Chaos and Discord and shove to Light and Darkness, with a rather...interesting twist or eighty along the way: !!!!!!WARNING: YURI PLANNED FOR LATER CHAPTERS!!!!!!!
Currently on hold due to time contraints

Wind of Shadows Now continuing with the help of StarLion. Will be updated only when I have a chapter's worth, and such will only happen when I have written it out... patience is a virtue.

The United Being's Final Warning (On hold)
Emblem of Truth (On Hold)
Cat-Smash: (On Hold)

In progress but unseen:

First Outside Contact: A post Fire Emblem 10 'fic. which shows people from Magvel and Elibe (Yes Roy will appear) attacking Tellius. (discontinued)
A James of All Trades: This is a Dragon Fable 'fic which stars the six characters under my DF user name, where one of them (and his undead minion George) has to find a dragon egg. 'Nuff said (Discontinued)
Forseen Enslavement: A side story that just came out of my fingers one day. It follows the antics of two non-canon sects of Dark eldar and Eldar, The Dragons' Rend and the Enigmas respectively. Will be a chapter behind TFF.

By the way. Here's something random:

1. Terra Branford

2. Lethe

3. Kuja

4. Ventus

5. Soren

6. Sephiroth

7. Midna

8. Bowser

9. Lyre

10. Firion

Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Me: Scared again Terra? Don't worry, You can rest on my fur for the night.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: GTFO Kuja I may be bi but I don't swing your way.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Me: Does Lethe know about this? And wait... How did you get form the Lanes Between to Tellius?

Ven: I don't know...

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: No offense but I'll stick tomy own cooking.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: (Moving away slowly) Do. Not. Want.Beware the cat's claws.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: So I'm related to a Twili? That explains my darkness then!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: (ROFLMAO) Oh how the mighty king as sunk!

Bowser (Growling) Shut up kid.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: Now now... I thought you knew better than to insult allies of a dragon, Lyre...

Lyre: (hides)

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: Typical hero types...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Probably end up blowing their asses up with magic... or teleporting us elsewhere when the killers approach.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Complain about me being a wimp... but probably carry me the rest of the way.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

I don't want to know...

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Glide in and save me most likely... or watch as I save myself!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Bugger all.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

I don't know... Probably hurt me... a lot... gotta be careful with half-espers

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

You don't want to know (wink)

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

By fighting alongside me of course!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Ask me why I'm laughing.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

She's hot. 'nuff said

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me: Incestual lesbians? Nothing new to me given the stuff I've seen on the web.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

No... I'd die first.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Only in a crack pairing story... If anyone want to wrtie a SorenxSephiroth fic be my guest.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Steal his katana and kill him with it! Duh!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: Why is she staring at me like that?

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: Not surprised you feel that way after cheating on Combatilin.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: Lyre! Say it to my face to make me believe it!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Flowers change to fruits over time...

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: I knew it! Kuja's a pedo!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

No... nononononononononono!

Would 2 trust 5?

She does eventually... but only because of Ike.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Ven: Why do you have so many weapons?

Firion: Gives me a lot of choice in a fight.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Magical studies.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

I don't want to know...

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Well there's the explicit industry for those with their heads in the gutter...

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

I'd probably not allow it in the first place...

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Is he ever happy?

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Flowers? I dunno!

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Firion: Ow!

Terra: Oh sorry...

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Lyre: Something you're not telling me, sis?

Lethe: Tell. No-one.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Good Bye Gym.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Do I care what Sephiroth wants? His job is to stand around looking manly!

7 won the lottery?

Now you can fund that reconstruction effort!

8 had quite a big secret?

Me: Another already? Typical...

9 became a singer?

I don't know what would happen... probably wouldn't make the charts though.

10 got a daughter?

Wonder who the mother was.

What would 1 think of 2?

Terra: Aww a kitty!

Lethe: Not again -.-

How would 3 greet 4?

Kuja: Well hello there Ventus!

What would 4 envy about 5?

Proficiency with Wind magic?

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Insert Death and Nightmares.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Uhm... Awesome laughs!

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Minda: I warned you not to kidnap me!

Bowser: What?

Link: ...

Bowser: FML

Where would 8 meet 9?

Somewhere hot and cosy.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

He's just a child.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially when she's on PMS and about to chain multiple ultima spells together.

Is 3 Gay?

Most likely

How do you feel right now?


Favorite quotes:

Fire Emblem:

A pleasant conversation between combatants:
Micaiah: Making hostages of the helpless... Is that how knights of the great Begnion Empire operate?
Laverton: Shut up, shut up, shut up!

The only thing Jarod and Sothe have in common:
Jarod: The thought of draining the life from your body... It makes me tingle all over.
Sothe: Ditto.

Zeffren: The dracoknights spit on your name!
Haar: ... Do they now? Well, here's your chance to try the real thing.

If the convo was useless... then why did it happen?
Sothe: It's no mistake. I'm your enemy. And I'm prepared to fight.
Tanith: Then this conversation is useless. Have at you!

A simple start to a duel:
Ike: Good-bye, Sothe.
Sothe: Commander.

Shinon's students are painful to go against. Just ask Rolf:
Rolf: But just to tell you... Uncle Shinon's been teaching me, so this might sting.

Calill always makes her point:
Calill: You selfish fool! Looks like I'll have to do this myself. I'm taking you back with me General. The hard way.
Tauroneo: You have an interesting way of making your point.

Ranulf seems to be the whipping boy:
Ranulf: Thrown around by Skrimir, cornered by General Zelgius, and now this. Can someone tell me why I always seem to pull the short straw?

Two mad king's right after each other?
Ike: Just what Daein needs... another mad king.

Tibarn can't be soft:
Tibarn: Get up, NOW! Please?

Skrimir's needs to be angry to kill:
Skrimir: Yes! Feed my rage! Make me hate you. Give me a reason to crush your bones in my jaws.

Yuma: Black-winged demon, eater of carrion! Prepare to receive the Goddess's judgment!
Naesala: Hmm... how colourful.

Ike's a big softie at heart:
Catalena: Pawns of your excrable goddess, die! You are a festering wound on the flesh of the world! Die, and let it heal!
Ike: I suppose talking it over is out of the question?

You don't want to insult Kieran... doing so is lethal.
Valtome: Ah, a Crimean soldier, yes? Ugh! That queen of yours has no style! What ridiculous armour! You go out in that?
Kieran: I will brook no insult to my queen or armour! You face Kieran, second commander of the Royal Knights... and your doom!

Traitorous faces make Ike ill:
Ike: Get him out of here. His traitorous face is making me ill.

Numida's bored:
Edward: This is for the free people of Daein! Haaa!
Numida: Don't you idealistic twits ever give up?

Ike doesn't like Oliver:
Oliver: Only my pursuit matters. Rest at ease, friends.
Ike: Look... Would you mind rejoining the enemy?

Oliver's a mutant! Run!
Nailah: What a strangely shaped creature... Is this some rare subspecies of Beorc?

Volug knows how to scare Senators:
Volug: Grrrrr!
Oliver: Ack!

Bastian tells Izuka the truth:
Bastian: I have some knowledge of anatomy. Once you are dead perhaps I will dissect your brain and see if I can identify the root of your intelligence.
Izuka: Y-you monster! What you suggest is unconscionable!
Bastian: Exactly, yet you had no hesitation before doing worse to the Laguz. I will speed you now to the afterlife, where you may contemplate your life's egregious mistakes.

Volke's always doing work.
Izuka: You! You're...
Volke: ...under a new contract. Good-bye Izuka.

Tibarn might be a bit too harsh sometimes:
Tibarn: As payment for taking care of Rafiel when I couldn't, I'll make this quick.

Haar's a sagely dracoknight:
Hetzel: Why? Why would you defy such power?
Haar: You could live another lifetime, and you'd still never understand.

Sothe's like Master Chief. He always get his point across.
Lekain: How did a shabby burglar get in here?
Sothe: If that's how you want to see me, then so be it. But know that's also how I see you. I don't think we need to exchange names. I'll just kill you and leave it at that.

Oliver's finally lost it:
Oliver: With education, you could aspire to be me.
Levail: ... No, thank you.

Sothe's essay on life before fighting Deghinsea: I won't live as long as you have, and I'll never be as powerful. Things like saving the world and fighting goddesses are just beyond me. They're out of my reach. That's why I've always chosen to fight for the smaller things in life and the people close to me. If that means I have to fight you to protect them, then so be it.

Ike tells Sephiran like it is:
Ike: You can try to complicate things, Sephiran, but it comes to this... You are my enemy. Nothing more, nothing less.
Sephiran: So be it.

Sephiran wants to die???
Naesala: So you won't object when I tear your lungs out here and now?
Sephiran: By all means. Be my guest.

A true empress:
Sanaki: You finally made it, Sephiran.
Lehran: Sanaki, I...
Sanaki: I was starting to wonder I would punish you.
Lehran: I'm sorry?
Sanaki: You are my subordinate, after all. I've decided that leaving one's empress to die is punishable by drowning in a pool of rancid butter.
Lehran: Of course it is, my empress.
Sanaki: I hope you're a strong swimmer.

Insert the entire list of FE10 death quotes here* They've always made me cry... Ah I'm just a sucker for tragedy...

Ilyana's always hungry: "Somewhere, right now, she is hungry." Quoted from her FE10 epilogue.

Ike's a truthful one:
Emil: I'll not allow you to take one step more!
Ike: Then I've no choice but to cut you down and walk over you!

Again Ike doesn't like Oliver: I am SO TIRED of listening to your nonsense, you massive gasbag! This ends here and now!

Soren can be scary to some: You kill for sport, and hide your fear behind a wall of bravado. Now let me show you true fear!

Methinks 'Mad King' is an understatement for Ashnard:
Ashnard: Oh, the king of hawks! Meeting your feathered carcass here today is... Fantastic! I am so pleased!
Tibarn: As am I. I want to rake my talons across your face so much, I can hardly control myself.
Ashnard: Waaaaa haaaa haaa! Heeee heee haaa! Perfect! PERFECT!!! That is what war is all about!
Tibarn: Come. Let's get started.

"Urk!" - Shiek getting hit. (sounds like she's throwing up)

"I'm done for!" - Pit dying

Theme [game name:
"This screen lets you examine the properties of a toilet. If that really what you want to do... Ugh!" - The advisor in Theme Park World

"Patients are reminded not to die in the hallways."
"The hospital administrator is cheating!" - Both from Theme Hospital.

"Anything for you, Bob!" Proceeds to be fully flattened along with his car, "I'm alright!" - Sheriff of A Town Called Eureka in a crisis.


Do I need to describe this one?
Cortana: Regret. Regret. Regret. What could it mean?
Marine: Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to earth. And we most certainly regret the core just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
Marines: Hoorah!

Chief's a master at many things:
Marine: For a brick he flew pretty good!

Bombs and permission?
Chief: Permission to leave the station?
CO: What for?
Chief: I'm going to give the Covenant back their bomb.
CO: Granted.

A crazy AI? Is that even possible?
Cortana: I know what your thinking, and it's crazy.
Chief: So, stay here.
Cortana: Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy.

Confidence well placed:
Cortana: Just one question: What if you miss?
Chief: I won't.

This will take some doing:
Officer: Dammit man! Why do you have to jump? Sometime you're going to land on something as stubborn as you are. And I don't do bits and pieces!

Dungeon Keeper:
"Keeper. Your dungeon is emptier than your head."
"Your dungeon is full of yogurt."
"You have an excess of mistresses. There's a word for keepers like you."
"The very rock yawns with anticipation of your next fascinating move."
"Your nocturnal perseverance has earned you a hidden gaming tip. GO TO BED!"
"My god! It's full of pies!"

Dawn of War:
Force commander: Walk softly. And carry a big gun.
Librarian: An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded.
Warboss: Roobadoobo! (Telling him to attack in the original DoW only)


Perfect way to explain stuff!
Hero: 'Tis I... erm... Zorbak the greatest necromancer in the land, and this is my heavily armoured undead minion Artix! (Nudges Artix)
Artix: Oh! Erm... Aaarreeewww. Arreeeereeww. Brains? (Smilies)
Hero: Here it is.
Hero: well that's because of... you know... magic.
Hero: Magic.
Hero: Magic.
Hero: Great! Come along Artix, let's just walk past them without attacking them in the slightest... Artix? Are you... alright?
Artix: Yes I just need to... to... RID THE WORLD OF THE SERVANTS OF EVIL! ATTACK!

Pirates of the Caribbean:
Curse of the Black Pearl:
Barbossa: Why thank you, Jack!
Jack Sparrow: Oh, no problem!
Barbossa: Oh, not you! We named the monkey Jack.

Vocabulary problems?
Jack: Parlip! Parle le li lu lu. Parsley. Parsnip.
Pintel: Parley?
Jack: Yes! That's it! Parley!
Pintel: Down to the depths whoever though up "Parley"!
Jack: That would be the French.

Mr. Gibbs: Aye. that should do it.
Will: .:Throws bucket of water over Gibbs:.
Gibbs: Blast! I'm already awake!
Will: That was for the smell.
Gibbs: .:shrugs:.

Dead Man's Chest:
Jack: .:comes out of tent to see tribesmen gathered in front of him:. Oh bugger. .:Shakes paprika onto his armpits:. A little seasoning.

Falling to a stop, followed by fruit.
.:Spinning around as the rope unties itself but snags his foot as the wood begins to move past the rock:. Bugger.

Racing stops with a reptile.
Two different crews climbing the cliff face in spherical cages eventually stopping when a patrolling tribesman comes. One crew begins to continue forward before one shouts "Snake!" forcing the others in that cage to let go falling to their deaths.

Move the cage!
Will: .:after getting to the top of the cliff and cutting the cage loose:. Roll the cage!
.:after the cage rolls up a palm tree then lands nearby said tree:. Lift the cage!


Should I explain?

Willy is a little overzealous.
Triple M: ... crazy scheme involving: High Explosives; Giant spinning blades of Doom; The odd violation of the laws of physics
Willy: Fuck laws.
Triple M: Several tonnes of express delivery packages.
Willy: Hell yeah!
Triple M: Speaking of which, How do you get all this shit anyway? I can't even get a roll of toilet paper from HQ and you get everything but the kitchen sink!
Willy: Oh no i got the kitchen sink too. I told 'em it was padding for the Hornet or some shit like that...
Triple M: Who the hell did you blow to get all-
Willy: Classified information.

Triple M's name is dangerous!
Willy: So what if his name's "Sargent Murphy"? What's the worst that could happen? .:Gets hit by 3 lightning bolts:.

Rogir... is stupid.
Rogir: I'm not your prisoner! I'm too drunk!

Can an alien Concentrate?
Rodrey: I work better when I don't have a Pistol pointed at my head.
Triple M: .:Switches to Assault Rifle:.
Rodrey: Oh that's so much more comforting(!)

Now for a rather belated section that You'd agree I'd needed.

Post this if Marth is your favorite Brawl character. Welcome to the Brother/Sisterhood.

Post this if you don't think Marth is gay. If not, you shall be killed by one known as the Angel of Death.

Post this if you think Marth should learn some fing English!

Post this if you think Diagon the Uber Lord of Lawlz is overly obsessed with Marth. CONGRATULATIONS! You are CORRECT!

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If you like games with the words Super Smash Brothers in it and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely love it when people call you friend, copy and paste this into your profile, because I'm your friend!

If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Nintendo gamers aren't getting the respect they deserve from the gaming world, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people think that Mario rocks. If you're one of the few people who think that the Koopas could kick Mario's fat behind any day and that Peach deserves better, copy and paste this into your profile. (BowserxPeach) ("Stop jumping Mario!" Quoted from an anonymous Koopa)

If you've played a video game over and over again just because of the storyline, copy and paste this into your profile. (FE10 story FTW)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe (Don't they already?). If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of Fanfiction users have a copy and paste section in their profiles. If you're one of the five percent who doesn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (Ironic this one isn't it?)

If you ran up a down escalator, copy this into your profile. (I made it to the top, too!)

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If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile. (I kinda keep attacking the doors in my home with my head continually)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile. (Someone should add sadistic to the list...)

Repost this if the characters in your head have won every single freaking argument with you and constantly bicker with each other too. (Lethe won't stop telling me to write a 'fic based around her!)

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. (It's better and actually safer, so HA!)

If you fantasize about meeting one or more of the characters you made up, copy and paste this into your profile. (Lethe FTW!)

99 percent of all fanfiction, AMVs, fanart etc are Yaoi. If you are part of the last 1 percent that believes in non-Yaoi pairings, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don't have anything against those who do, but I don't like it.)

97 of 100 teens would stand there and look terribly sad if they saw their favorite character in tears on the ground and in need of comfort, If you are one of the 3 that would get down, hug them, wipe away their tears, and tell them that you love them and start to cry with them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Treemendous isn't it?)

Ninety percent of Fanfiction users have an asinine statistic in their profiles. If you're one of the ten percent that loves irony, copy and paste this into your profile.(I'm waiting to see how many get this...)

If most fans were allowed to be with their favorite character for one day, they would try to seduce/hug kiss/absolutely never leave the character alone. Post this if you'd be the fan who'd help them with their bad Internet raps, would listen, would leave the character alone when he/she wanted, would just be the fan the character would like. (Don't be offended by this- but just think.)

Girls are equal to boys. We're only not equals when we think we're better.

Most people are either for Team Edward or Team Jacob. If you're part of the demolition crew heading towards the set of the new Twilight movie, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name: Diagon the Uber Lord of Lawlz; Mech Boy Of Doom

If you like to write, copy this into your profile.

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If you randomly make random redundant comments with random words such as random, randomly post this in your random profile.(And randomly use it in a random conversation that you're randomly making!)

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. (I MUST know what Marth is saying!)

If you respect and honor the dragons, copy this. (Heck my alter ego is half dragon!)

1. Your real name: Edward(Middle name: James. Last name: Williams)

2. Your Gangsta name (the first four letters of your name plus "izzle"): Edwaizzle (Oh no!)

3. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Wolf (Hmmm... Now I sound like I've been werewolfified [Is that even a word?])

4. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): James Dundee (Now I sound like some kinda treasure hunter!)

5. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Wiled

6. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): White Water (Well That's rather pathetic)

7. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Snowy (No... jsut no.)

1. You have 10 Pounds and need to buy snacks at a gas station:

Just a packet of crisps. I'll save the rest for sommat else.

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?

Hmmm... That's a toughie but I'd have to say a Bottlenose Dolphin (They're so cute!)

3. Who's your favorite redhead?

Dahlia Hawthorne... Because she's the only redhead that looks sweet an innocent but ends up a malevolent demon... Ace Attorney fans should know her.

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

I've been to IHOP?

5. Last book you read?

A random book about bullying...

6. Describe your mood.


7. Describe the last time you were injured?

Fell over. Clobbered somthng with leg.

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

soundwave 0107 of course!

9. Rock concert or symphony?

Rock... But only if the only band was Crush 40 (They're awesome!)

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?

A memnto of the ex that taught me what true love felt like... I'll miss her love.

11. Favorite drink


12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

I'm not XD

13. If you could only use one form of transportation:

Dragon wings!

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?

That would be Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End (Okay so I last went to the cinema years ago! Who cares?)

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:

Never felt that.

16. What’s your favorite kind of cake?

A truthful cake!

17. What did you have for dinner last night?

Pie... 'nuff said.

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

A TV that I punched recently and my Graphics Tablet

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?


20. Favorite toy(s) as a child?

My GBC. You couldn't separate me from it.

21. Do you buy your own groceries?

Only when conscripted to do so.

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

I know they do...

23. When was the last time you had gummy worms?

Never had them... Know how their made though.

24. What's your favorite fruit?

Apples (They activate my Apple mode. If you say Apple quick enough it sounds like Battle and vice versa)

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

Don't even mention meany kind of acrobatics. Ugh.

26. Do you like running long distances?

No... My stamina is shot to #@%!.

27. Have you ever eaten snow?


28. What color are your bedsheets?

White with assorted pillow colours.

29. What's your favorite flower?

The Iris. It releases no pollen into the air. Pollinates thanks to the kind bees.

30. Do you do ballet?

Don't even think you'll get anything close to "Yes" for this. It's a dance. I don't dance. AT. ALL... yet

31. Do you listen to classical music?

Tubular Bells mostly.

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?


33. Do you watch Sponge bob?

You honestly think I'd even listen to that piece of #@%!?

34. What temperature is it outside right now?

Cold... But I'm sitting inside...

35. Do people consider you smart?

Yes... Although I think I'm too smart for my age.

36. How many piercings do you have?


37. Are you signed on AIM?

What's that?

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

No... My friend did though and it's a bad idea.

39. How do you feel about your family?

I love them to bits! Okay we don't always see eye to eye but that's what keeps us a family!

40. Do you have an iPod?

No... But I want one so I can listen to Crush 40's songs wherever I want

41. What time do you go to bed?

Recently it's been 2:00 AM in the bloody morning.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

An Audio CD of Prisoner Of Azkaban. Read by Stephen Fry

43. What movie do you know every line to?

That would be Dracula: Dead and Loving it

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?

I have salad dressing?

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

One of these games: FE9 Path of Radiance; Kirby's Air Ride; Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness; Paper Mario 1000 Year Door; Any Megaman Battle Network game (Preferrably the 6th one); Tales of Symphonia; Skylanders

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?

The American Forumite that lives furthest from me that I RP with on the Battleon Forums.

47. Do you like hugs?

I do actually!

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?

When me and my latest ex broke up... didn't go away for a month.

49. Do people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

Only when they'd had too much alcohol to drink and call me "Egg" instead of "Ed"

50. Last person you hugged?

My mother...


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
(Fake warfare...)
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (DS and PS2)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice. (Sometimes)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night (It’s comfy!)

Total: 14


You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.(Sometimes)
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
You love the movies. (I'd rather hang w/ a friend, play video games, or write)
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 2 (Well I've proved that i'm definitely not gay... just bi.)

That's all for now... the 'fics are below...

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The X blade Wielder by cmsully reviews
What would happen if a fan of the video game series Kingdom Hearts ended up wielding the most powerful weapon in all of the games? Find out as you follow Heavyn in her quest to finally end the fighting between the Realm of Light and the Realm of Darkness.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 90,434 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/29/2011 - OC
A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes by x3ylime reviews
Riley wants some excitement in her life. And that's just what she gets when she's transported to Spira. Join her in her journey to defeat Sin and find love along the way.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,900 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Tidus
Till' November by roxy mccartney reviews
With a grunt of pain, my eyes flew open and I found my body coated in a strange orange light. I had never seen it before, but I still knew what it meant. Already my fingernails were lengthening into claws, my ears growing pointed. I was changing.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 99,888 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Roxas, Xion
Mages and Warriors and Rogues, Oh My by Vaneria Potter reviews
A Mage, a Warrior and a Rogue. Just how much trouble can three heros get into searching for one little Dragon Egg, anyway? Crossover with Harry Potter and Adventure Quest/ DragonFable
DragonFable - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,352 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Adventurer
SSBB Oneshots by Soundwave 0107 reviews
A whole load of one-shots featuring the SSBB characters :D. Hopefully funny, hopefully good! Enjoy the various mishaps of your favourite characters! Officially complete, with an extra little chapter now XD
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 183 - Words: 146,864 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Pirates of Mobius by StarLion reviews
Eggman's looking for treasure at sea, prompting Sonic and the gang to go looking as well. Add in a slightly lost Captain Jack Sparrow trying to commandeer their ship, and watch what happens.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,011 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Whole World in Your Hand by StarLion reviews
Separated from from each other, Lan and MegaMan face different challenges; Lan the mystery of what's going on, and MegaMan how to get back to Lan. But is the offer of Godhood a temptation that MegaMan cannot resist?
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 74,438 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Lan Hikari, MegaMan.EXE - Complete
Lullabies by Alacquiene reviews
CHAPTER3 "Beloved Memory" Lyrics written to Xion's Theme. As she fades, lying in the arms of her best friend, she tells him... RoxasXion
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Aqua, Xion - Complete
Machina Deus by The BioCobra reviews
A deviation of the 'Invasion of Mobius' comic arc. With alternate history and a back story on a supernatural scale. With all established characters of that arc plus new OC protagonist. Already over 100,000 words! OC x Lien-Da. Currently discontinued...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,099 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Lien-Da, Scourge
Master of the Dark by StarLion reviews
"Will it ever st-..." The tower calls for Sora, it will not stop. Dark and looming, it offers him great power, but is it an offer he can't refuse? Forced to abandon his friends, thrown to the mercy of strange people in a harsh new world, will he survive?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,255 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Sora - Complete
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Dissidia Arcanum reviews
After the Conflict between Chaos and Cosmos finished, Shinryu an Cid found themselves governing an all new fight, with Light an Darkness replacing Harmony and Discord. All new Warriors are summoned to fight... but something is wrong. Rated T for language.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Cid of the Lufaine, Shinryu
Wind of Shadows reviews
Eggman's latest plan has caused not only Shadow to be sent to an unfamiliar world but his Chaos Emerald at the feet of an all too familiar villain. Shadow must now save this new world from this villain. Rated T for violence and possible swearing.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Tetra, Shadow
The truth about Skyla reviews
When the world is saved... one gym leader takes a rather unexpected turn... do you dare to defy her? Rated T for gore.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Skyla/Fuuro, Elesa/Kamitsure
The Heart of the Dungeon reviews
A new world is calling, but the events there are far from right. Follow Sora, Kairi and Riku as they live the new life forced upon them: a life of servituide to the Keeper so feared, he can make even the Horned Reaper back down. Rated T for violence/minor gore in later chapters
Crossover - Dungeon Keeper & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Riku
Dicipline or Love? reviews
"What your navi needs is dicipline." He'd told her this so long ago... maybe all the two really needed was the love of someone who was also lacking in freinds. With one on a break and the other being allowed to travel, parted people become lovers.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Eugene Chaud
New Love reviews
Ghetsis defeated and hauled away like a common criminal. N has just flown off upon Zekrom's back as Hilda stares after him, In love with the male she's now seeing leave her. Skyla finds and cheers up Elesa only to learn the truth of her actions. FLUFF!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G.
Madness Abated reviews
Long ago a tortured boy found solitude in a far from normal girl... Now the girl remembers this it throws the battle out the window and changes everyone's lives, without even realizing it. TerraxKefka crack. Kill me next year for it. Rated T for Language
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Kefka P., Terra - Complete
Nobodies Arise reviews
After the defeat of Xemnas at Sora nd Riku's hand, things seemed to be lookin up. That was until Stronger and stronger Heartless began to emerge, this time also used by another group of Nobodies, called Neo XIII, to rise. Rated T for later swearing.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sora, Goofy
The Net Wars reviews
25 years after Wily's last plan of World Domination was foiled by Lan and Megaman.EXE, a new threat arises with the realization that Gregar, the Cybeast thought annihilated by Colonel.EXE and Iris.EXE, still lives on, Just as Falzar does in Megaman.EXE.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - MegaMan.EXE, Roll.EXE
CatSmash! reviews
Life was normal in Brawl until a feline newcomer arrived and changes everything. Various parings appear and disappear Often in the same chapter but one thing stays the same. Someone's going to be suffering pseudo-deaths. rated T to be safe
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ike, Lethe
Fire Emblem: The Emblem of Truth reviews
Ashnard dead by an unknown man. A threat by letter from the same person. Will Ike be able to get the answeres he needs without dying? Rated T for up coming gore.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ike
The United Being's Final Warning reviews
A new Smasher upsets the balance of power within th Smash World. Other Worlds collide. And strange deaths wrack the fragile peace. This proves the work of a hated and feared deity, whose fury could destroy Smash completely.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Master Hand, Crazy Hand
Gizoid Reborn reviews
Emerl, a Gizoid with a difference, had lost control and nearly blew up due to a self termination. However due to the shouts of one hedgehog he survived. This is what happens when the Shades arrive to disrupt the hard-won peace.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Emerl, Amy - Complete