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Hi there, My name is Jorda96 and I mostly like to read stories and not write them. But if I write something I will make sure to post it here~ I like all kind of different stuff, from slasher horrors to assassin fluff, really.

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Let's Play Cops and Robbers by sLiCeOfLiFe reviews
You'll never hear an agent say, being a part of the FBI is easy work. If they did, they'd be blatantly lying. From the long hours, to the daily drug busts, even psychotic and murderous criminals; special agent Sakura Haruno certainly has her work cut out for her. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,177 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sakura H.
Unexpected emotions by Tennoda reviews
After recovering from his injuries, Scar returns to earth on a hunting trip and, surprise surprise, runs into Lex. Will there be love hanging in the air or skinned bodies?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,720 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Scar, Lex
Distorted by HoistTheColours reviews
Everything's not what it seems. Joker/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,893 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Joker
Pet or Prey by Coquina reviews
Take a blooded prime yautja warrior and a loud mouthed ooman female; put them under one roof and what do you get?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 1/2/2009
A Distinct Lack of Frolicking by OceanFae reviews
Nancy was dead. Kind of. She's decomposing, sure, but its the boredom thats really killing her.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/6/2010
Jungle by AlbinoNoire reviews
A trio of Yautjas find themselves deep in a South American jungle, what awaits one from this trip is something no one could fathom. Rewritten from the first time. Beta'd by Khalthar. TW: Major Character Death, Human Death
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,538 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Predator/Yautja, Human
Sing For Me: Predators by 666CrescentMoonDemon666 reviews
'from the 2010 movie' When Solita first imagined Hell, the jungle wasn't what came to mind. But the demons hunting her are very real, and when she is captured by one she must ally herself with the imprisoned hunter to make it out alive. OC/Predator
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,919 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Predator/Yautja - Complete
Badass in the Blood by speederina reviews
She never stood a chance against this Bad Blood. But, now that he's caught her, what now? Will he kill her... Or does he have a far more sinister plan? Maybe he just wants what every guy wants... Rated NC-17. Read at your own risk!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,010 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Predator/Yautja, Human
Four Corners by MrsTayla reviews
She had lost so much, too much. A tragic event in her life takes her to a reluctant new start to regain her sanity, but instead she finds herself in a world of horrors. Down, but never out, and not completely alone.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,234 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Predator/Yautja, Human
Scholar's Misfortune by BlueBastard reviews
Celtic, the largest of the three Yautja, always gets what he wants. Even if its the little Italian Ooman he encounters in the dark pyramid during their Chiva. M/M slight non-con Sebastian/Celtic
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,420 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/28/2011
Blackout by HoistTheColours reviews
The pieces of the puzzle all make funny shapes, but in the end, they fit together. Every. Single. One. Sequel to Clockwork.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,572 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Joker
New Beginning by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
"Haruno Sakura, welcome to Akatsuki.""What's up sexy?" "Mind if i take a bite of you un?""You're the girl who killed me.""Hn.""Let's go have sex pinky!""She should pay us.""Good to have another girl, we can fun mmhmm.""I wanna eat you.""TOBI LIKE YOU!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,344 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Ooman by blacktalon117 reviews
Nova is a science experiment wishing it would all just come to an end. When scientists capture a full grown Yautja and put him in the cell next to hers, interests are raised. Maybe the warrior is just what Nova needs to make a break for freedom. Rated M. NOT FOR CHILDREN PEOPLE! Story now up for adoption, Have at people.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,994 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2009
Forbidden Alliance by mau'indi reviews
Tyler Vasquez is chosen by Weyland Co. to seal a treaty between Earth and a powerful Predator clan by bonding with a disgraced warrior. Trapped within a web of intrigue, will she be able maintain her humanity and survive long enough to save both races?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 179,554 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Complete
United in Valor by femegade reviews
Saren had survived the attack on the Citadel. Now he's back to help free the one woman who can eradicate the Reapers. Can two past enemies come together in the face of valor? A story of unity, trust, and survival. Loosely based on the events of ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,089 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Shepard (F), Saren A.
Survival Skills by grainia reviews
How do you get off an alien planet without a spaceship anyway? Isabelle and Royce try to figure it out and stay alive at the same time.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,504 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Royce, Isabelle
Lonely Nights by Rayjpop reviews
AU. AT? Homecoming's Alex lived a normal life, until one night. He found himself in the most strangest of places.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Alex S., Pyramid Head
It Was You by NightFury812 reviews
Sasori is revived by Lady Chiyo, and gets a second chance at being human, but he ends up as Sakura's captive. However when a simple mission turns out to be the longest mission Sakura's ever had, what will happen along the way?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,645 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H.
The Infinite Perfection of Being by Renaerys reviews
All she's ever wanted is to confirm her existence. All he's ever wanted is to immortalize his existence. And somewhere along the way, they realize the only part that really matters is simply existing together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,248 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
Predator: Apocalypse by Corvitine reviews
I was in a coma for months and was rescued by Bakuub, a Yautja warrior, who found me on Earth as the only survivor of a zombie outbreak. Will I ever find acceptance in my new clan? Or will they and their gods destroy me before I can prove myself? Complete!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 47,183 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Predator/Yautja - Complete
Attack and Conquer by Killer-San reviews
The leaf is defeated and the Akatsuki are resurrected but in learning that the true leader is Madara, Deidara and others defect from the Akatsuki. Are our rebels doomed to be conquered, or will they meet a much different fate with our own Sakura Haruno?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,399 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
PET by darkkfaery reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT. Valtiel is God's attendant. Valtiel is her guardian. Valtiel is becoming more than a monster... she's making him human. His twisted POV of the lovely SH3 character, Heather. V/H
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,941 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Valtiel, Heather M.
Where did you learn that? by David8-Shaw reviews
David 8 and Elizabeth's start at a new life among the stars. Where are they headed? Will anything get steamy with them, or is that all in my own head?
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - David, E. Shaw
Haven by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
First AVP fic.When Lex joined the Expedition to Antarctica, she never imagined the turns her life would take. From the pyramids of an isolated island at the top of the world to the furthest reaches of the galaxy, this is a story about life and the unexpected places it takes you, but in the end, you know you can always find your home. Complete LexScar
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 88,758 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Rainy Days and Mondays by eight 0f hearts reviews
Five times Snippy lied and one time he told the truth.
Romantically Apocalyptic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - C. Snippy/Sniper
Of Tank and Hunters by MaroonNightfury31 reviews
The infected are mutating, yet some are lucking enough to remain nearly human. (REVISION IN-PROGRESS)
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,444 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Hunter, Ellis - Complete
Viewpoints by LiquoriceLaw reviews
Snippy and Pilot are on a two-man mission. What could possibly go wrong?
Romantically Apocalyptic - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,185 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - C. Hatchenson/Pilot, C. Snippy/Sniper - Complete
Down Among the Dead Men by eight 0f hearts reviews
Engie isn't sure where the others got the idea that he was some sort of doctor, because really, he knows jack squat about medicine. Well. Isn't this a bit awkward.
Romantically Apocalyptic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2012 - A. Gromov/Engineer, C. Snippy/Sniper - Complete
Innocent Curiosity by SchizoInsanity reviews
We all have those innocent questions that don't mean to cause harm. But thanks to Photoshop, Pilot MIGHT just get the answers he desires. The keyword: might.
Romantically Apocalyptic - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Photoshop - Complete
The Return by Sterella reviews
Following the events after Silent Hill 3. Heather/Cheryl is called back to Silent Hill for unknown reasons and meets up with an old friend. Blood, gore, swearing, all that good stuff. Summary sucks because I don't want to give anthing away.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Cheryl M., Valtiel
Half Rotten by messynotebooks reviews
Snippy has horrific nightmares. Captain worries a little too much.
Romantically Apocalyptic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - C. Snippy/Sniper, Captain
Real Men Don't Cry by eight 0f hearts reviews
Insomnia isn't fun. Even Snippy has a breaking point.
Romantically Apocalyptic - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2012 - C. Snippy/Sniper, Captain - Complete
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Dreams, Lies, and Faceless Masks by MadameTalya reviews
Set after the In Water ending in Silent Hill 2. James wakes up and learns that he can't die until he finishes what he left undone in the town. Raited M because of violence and sexual themes, and it'll be yaoi. IN HIATUS.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,194 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - James S., Pyramid Head
Changed the way you Kiss Me by 191026 reviews
It was then that he knew what that kiss meant. It meant the end. Altair x Malik YAOI, violence and strong drug use.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,935 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Altaïr, Malik
Moon Light Chapter 1 by HIJAMIYA reviews
Anime Styled! Picano is just a Normal human until she found a Strange Necklace which made her turned into a Xenomorph but is able to turn back by the light of the Moon. For years, she served in the Hive but her normal routine in the hive is slowly altered by beginning to 'hang out' with a group of her former one species. [Currently making Chapter 6]
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Alien/Xenomorph
Angel by PrehistoricPlague reviews
A familiar executioner reminisces on how he met the angel and the changes it made in him. SLASH, Pyramid Head/Valtiel, this fic mildly supports the theory of the Xuchilbara and Lobsel Vith.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Pyramid Head, Valtiel - Complete
Silent Nightmare by ScreamYourLine reviews
When James thinks that being in Silent Hill is bad enough, he stumbles across a rather large man with pyramid shaped helmet. What could possibly happen? PhxJames Lemon
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,896 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - James S., Pyramid Head
Fair Game by ScrabbleJak reviews
Vieri's finding out how much more irritating Federico is compared to Ezio, and Vieri can't seem to get him to leave him alone. Federico/Vieri.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,168 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Federico A., Vieri de Pazzi - Complete
The Springwood Slasher by WheresUrMoose reviews
this about the rising so to speak of Fred Krueger...briefly covers birth, childhood, teen years...mostly as an adult...when he started murdering til his death.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,842 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Freddy K.
Blind Eyes by EyeoftheAuthoress reviews
A handicapped Yaut'ja grows up on Earth, not knowing who or what she is, until she accidentally confronts a member of her species as he tries to kill her human family.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,896 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
ANBU Issues by Barbie Sama reviews
She was the ruthless ANBU captain and they were the unlucky ones to have captured her. "Listen, maggots. Next one to breathe on me will get their asses kicked, understand?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sakura H.
Chosen by Stupe reviews
Yautja females have died out, and yautja males have discovered that human females are capable surrogates. Anya, a human female, discovers herself courted by a high ranking male. Part 2, Start of a New Life is up.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,530 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Punishment by BeeBear-Chick reviews
The time for judgement has arrived. Captured and taken away by the Executioner, James fights to free himself all while keeping himself intact. But something...or someone, isn't so willing ot let him go. First time writing fanfic. chick side of account
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/25/2011 - James S., Pyramid Head
Dangerous Kind by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
Set during movie 3. Freddy tries to possess Nancy, but she has too strong of will, while the two are stuck together the others Elm street children and doctor Gordon must find a way to save her, but what happens when they start to get along? Freddy/Nancy
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,779 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Master and his Pet by YamiSionnach reviews
A story through the eyes of a survivor who has become the pet for a Hunter. Rated for sex and a bit of gore. Gender neutral survivor. I claim no profit nor ownership to Left 4 Dead or anything related to it.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,704 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Hunter, OC - Complete
Adaption by Ci Maebee reviews
Unfortunately, this story is on hiatus, due to personal issues. Read note in the first chapter six more information.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010
Roman's Revenge by Shmobo reviews
The story of a Huntress in a world gone awry; dealing with one obnoxious Alpha, over juiced orangutan zombies, and of course, those pesky Survivors trying to pop a few caps in her ass. Rated M for copious amounts of gore and a frisky Alpha. R&R? :D
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hunter
Getting to Know A Yautja by Hikarin-Love reviews
Mom and Dad are gone for a month on buisness, leaving me with the worst monster ever AKA my brother Josh and now a Predator decides to crash at my house and stay there until he fixes his ship! COMPLETE.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,471 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Human, Predator/Yautja - Complete
He Knew Her Then by Fallen-Gabriel reviews
Freddy meets the girl who made his life a little bit brighter as a child. She moved away at age 10, saying they'd meet again but she never returned. She's back in Springwood and Freddy has every intention to make her remember her promise.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,343 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009
Foot Ball Love by mesweet735 reviews
Sakura Haruno was forced to take the job of becoming the chairman of her favourite football team when her grandfather Jiraiya was sent to prison by a non-committed crime. She needs help from famous football manager Sasori Akasuna but will it goes as plan?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori
Cruel Intentions by gaarsaku4ever reviews
As a series of grisly murders plagues Tokyo's police department, Itachi, a struggling law student, finds love in the most unexpected place: Tokyo's number one red light district. But can Itachi cope when the killer sets his sights on Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Be That of A Hunter by Gamerof1458 reviews
What point is left in life of your world is crumbling around you? Become something that only knows how to kill and eat and nothing more. I don't know why I haven't killed myself yet or tried to, all I know is that I'm going to help these survivors live!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,264 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Thorn by Shadow Quil reviews
By day, Haruno Sakura is a musical prodigy. By night, she is Rose; a merc for the Senju clan. As she confronts Sasori of a rival group, she doesn't expect to slowly gain respect for the man and, out of this respect, love. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,187 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki Blossom by Traumaddict reviews
Being replaced is never easy, I for one know it first hand. I will share you the tragic tale that lead me into the arms of the most notorious Shinobi in the Ninja World. The Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Unprecedented by Winged-Wolf13 reviews
Ellis unwittingly gains the attention of an overly daring hunter, one who takes to following him around after the poor boy accidentally feeds it. Slowly, but surely, he finds himself growing more and more attached to the Infected. Ellis/Hunter YAOI. M.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Ellis, Hunter - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
How to be Dominant by Atlas Rain reviews
Leonardo gets a few lessons from some mutual friends. Leonardo/Ezio.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,544 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A.
The Artists Who Wanted The Cherry Blossom by CloudedDreamergal reviews
Deidara, Sasori, and Sai all fall for Sakura after her speech on the meaning of art. SakuraXSaiXSasoriXDeidara Rated M for safety,language, and adult situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,391 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sakura H.
Change of Hearts by causticcally reviews
Sakura is confronted by Deidara and Sasori from the malicious group, Akatsuki. They need her, but why? When she is forced between joining them and remaining loyal to her village, what will she choose? Sasori soon becomes an important factor to the answer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori
Running From This Nightmare by weapon13WhiteFang reviews
2010 Based. Why did he come to her? What possible use is she to a dead man in her dreams? She wouldn't help him! She'd help save those kids! She would! OC Story. Nancy x Freddy. Tuesday Knight song influence.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Freddy K., Nancy H.
Jeremiah's Well by alice chess reviews
Post-Dark Knight. In Arkham, the Joker finds his dark view of the world confirmed when the Batman is placed as his new neighbor. But should he be happy about this, or not? Warning: dark/depressing, insanity, violence, possible character death.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Roze Tsubomi ken Ongaku Kou by Thirrin73 reviews
If you love something set it free, and if it loves you in return it will come back. Sakura never expected him to appear again, she had hated him. But by the time he left for the third time, she realized that she had fallen in love with Akasuna no Sasori
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
The Vampire's Kiss by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Just one brief moment of pain Cherry Blossom, and you and I shall rule the night together forever as King and Queen." The red headed figure said as he stroked her pink hair as he seated her on his lap. SasoSaku Oneshot Vampire Fic Bonus Lemon Chapter up
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Wandering Souls by Kyrosai reviews
Rodrigo gets the Apple sooner than the Assassins expected, and it's up to Ezio to take it from him. The catch? There's a little surprise waiting inside the relic for him should he succeed. Altair/Ezio/Leonardo threesome. Warnings and full summary inside.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
A Uninspired Peace Of Art by Sweettblood reviews
She was the one who killed Sasori, Yet y didn't I simply just kill her? Why don't I just blow her up? I asked myself this over and over, Then the answer hit me. I realized after observing her from a far; Watching her,That I had 2 have my own little drug.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,416 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Your Innocence Is MineSasoSaku by Gigicerisier reviews
A quick oneshot SasoSaku fanfic for those who love SasoSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Danna? by EruToMomo reviews
She knew the two men shared no romantic relationship of the sort, so why was it each time the clay master said that word she wanted to suffer him bodily harm? SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside by Metropolis Kid reviews
How does the Merc With a Mouth spend Christmas? Well there's some forth wall breaking, a few jokes, lots of killing... and just a little romance. Written as an answer to a request by Lion in the Land, but I hope the rest of you enjoy it too. One-shot
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
To Date a Yautja by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
A Yautja online? Sure why not, I've been talking to him for awhile now, and he really knows how to stay in character. Hey wait...that's not a costume. (Story not to be taken serious.)
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,733 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/22/2007
Snow Covered Horizons by King Of Jellybean Land reviews
Successor to a coveted throne torn asunder by the death of its first heir, a prince must rely on the strength of a proud and quick-tempered Yautja Warrior to survive the fury of demonic assassins and scheming cousins seeking to end his life. A yaoi, m/m.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009
Scarlet Kunai by ScarlettKunai reviews
Before the Massacre, Itachi had a lover...And he wasn't the only ANBU to have a dark side...Some are loyal to both Konoha and a much more sinister plot, willing to give anything for the sake of old bonds. Even their old life...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 144,744 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Never Listen the Valtiel's Advices by NamelessForNow reviews
A story about two friends - Pyramid Head and Valtiel, and also Pyramid's beloved Great Knife. One beautiful evening Pyramid Head made one big mistake: he allowed his friend Valtiel to stay in Pyramid's place to spend the night.
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Pyramid Head, Valtiel - Complete
Merc For Hire by Metropolis Kid reviews
One-Shot. Still low on agents- following the events of Chapter 94 -the Vatican 'outsources' work to private mercenaries. But things are bound to get a little crazy with Deadpool on the job. Crack fic, but then... what isn't with Deadpool? Hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Hellsing & Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Scrumdiddliumcious by skullcakesryummy reviews
It started with the careful observation of his love for apples and ended with a kiss on the cheek before he disappeared altogether. A romance was then born... * A SasoSaku One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 177 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Angel From Hell by Gigicerisier reviews
Sakura Haruno, a successful beautifu young doctor has decided to go to a nightclub with her childhood friend, Ino to forget her recent depression which is caused by the relationship with Sasuke Uchiha, her childhood sweetheart... Ino pursuaded her to have
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,242 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Temptation by lovematters reviews
Life couldn't get any worse for Sakura. First, she was manipulated into going to a ‘formal function’, then, she was forced into one of the most ridiculous dresses she had ever seen, and then, HE shows up, wanting to tango. Oh yes, Sakura had it bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,031 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
Heart of an Artist, Hands of a Killer by Lady Hanaka reviews
They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Raising Deidara by Miko Takahashi reviews
Sasori brings a child into the lives of the Akatsuki Organization. Will he truly hold potential, or just get in the way? Parental!Sasori and Child!Deidara. Lots of OOC and fluff, ages are twisted around to fit the story. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Plato's Law by SerenNoir reviews
Love is a sickness...and sometimes the only cure is a warm beating heart next to yours. Rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,603 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
My Cherry Blossom, My Little Doll by envy.and.pride reviews
SasoSaku. A heated battle. A midnight visitor. An unexpected love. Alternate plotline. No lemons. It's back up. NEW First chapter of the sequel is up as well!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,696 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Striker by Fire Redhead reviews
A baby Predator is inadvertently left on Earth and is found by a platoon of soldiers. When he's raised in a government facility the true nature of a Predator warrior is revealed!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,784 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 4/19/2005
Reasons why Pyramid Head Does Not Like Oranges by deadcell reviews
Pyramid Head. Kitchen appliances. Oranges. James mistakes Pyramid Head for something else. Mass hijinxs ensue.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2002 - James S., Pyramid Head
SasoSaku Crème de la crème reviews
after the attack on Konaha by Akatsuki, Sakura was sent to a slave market away from her home. But a special red head has some other plans for her than spending her life for someone else that him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete