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Author has written 29 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Avalon Code, Vocaloid, Tales of Symphonia, Digimon, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Lilo & Stitch, Animorphs, Soul Eater, X-Men: Evolution, Danny Phantom, Tokyo Mew Mew, X-overs, Avengers, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Rosario + Vampire, +Anima, and Misc. Anime/Manga.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion. (

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

More Things I will not do while at Hogwarts:

1. I will not skip down the hall singing "I'm off to see the Wizard" when told to go to the headmaster's office.

2. I will not draw mustaches, glasses, scars, devil horns, or other paraphernalia on the paintings in Hogwarts while their subjects are sleeping. They do not find it amusing.

3. I will not bring fortune cookies to Divination class. It does not count for extra credit.

4. I will not bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination class. It also does not count for extra credit.

5. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order “to see what happens.”

6. I will not accept anything edible from a Weasley. Especially if it is offered with a compensation for any damages.

7. I will not point to Harry Potter’s scar and ask if his Voldy senses are tingling.

8. I will not organize a witch burning. Even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.

9. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force.”

10. I will not insist in Transfiguration class that the Easter Bunny is Jesus’ Animagus form.

11. I will not give a "Chosen by whom, actually?" shirt to Harry Potter for Christmas.

12. I will not lock the Gryffindors and Slytherins in a room and take bets on who will come out alive.

13. I will not start a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, as it is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

14. I will not hand out shirts that say “Potter 6, Voldemort 0.”

15. I will not throw water at Umbridge to see if she will melt. She won't.

16. I will not use detention with Umbridge to write "Told you I was hardcore!" on my hand.

17. I am not allowed to ask pureblood students things like, “If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?”

18. I will not tell Professor Snape he needs to go to his "Happy Place."

19. I will not enchant the telescopes on the Astronomy Tower to display non-existent constellations during O.W.L. exams.

20. I will not imitate Steve Irwin while in Care of Magical Creatures class, even if I have the best fake Australian accent.

21. I will not tell the teachers that they cannot assign homework, as we do not actually go home during the school year to do it.

22. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I will not wave my hand and say ‘These are not the droids you are looking for’.

23. I will not add a spoonful of sugar to each potion I make. Mary Poppins was not a brewer of potions.

24. I will not charm the suits of armor to perform a rendition of ‘Knights of the Round Table’ for the Christmas feast.

25. I will not claim my X-files tapes are ‘Auror training videos’.

26. I will not make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

27. I will not sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

28. I will not teach Peeves Paintball.

29. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak in lemon juice to see if he turns visible while standing near the fire in the Common Room.

30. I will not change the password to the Prefects' bathroom to ‘Makes getting clean almost as fun as getting dirty’.

31. I will not yell ‘Believe it… or not’ after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.

32. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.

33. I will not start Herbology class by singing the theme song of ‘Attack of the Killer Tomatoes’. (

34. I will not add ‘according to the prophecy’ to the end of every sentence in Divintation class, just to raise my grade.

35. I am not to tell Muggleborn first years that Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Bean taste best when eaten a handful at a time.

36. I will not sing ‘Defying Gravity’ during Quidditch practice.

37. I am not to tell Nearly Headless Nick that he would lose his head if it wasn’t attached. That is just cruel.

38. I am not allowed to sing "Holding Out For A Hero" whenever Harry Potter enters the room.

39. I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his ‘time of the month’.

40. I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley's forehead.

41. The Giant Squid is not to be referred to as ‘My Lord Cthlulhu’, nor will I sacrifice first years to it on the new moon.

42. First years are not play toys. I may not teach the Giant Squid to fetch them.

43. I will refer to Professor Snape by his proper name. He does not enjoy being called ‘Snookums’... neither does he respond favorably to ‘Sev’, ‘Snapey-Poo’ or ‘Debbie’.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (A kid at school actually thinks I am one. No joke!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have failed a grade.
I DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST be racist.
I get ANGRY easily, so I MUST be violent and always be looking for a fight.
I like NATURAL DISASTERS so I MUST have no heart
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be a weak, heartless snob
I like Anime, so I MUST not have any friends
I have a crush on someone who doesn't exist, so I MUST not have a good grip on reality
I'm PROUD of being random, so I MUST have a mental disease

Digimon Academy characters:

Chiharu Miura: long, light brown hair and deep blue eyes. She typically wears her hair down, except for two very small sections of hair that are worn as thin pigtails. When she's not wearing her uniform, she wears a bright red midriff T-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers, and one black and white striped arm-warmer that covers just from her elbow to her wrist, and only on her left arm. Being the leader, she wears goggles, which are on a medium-width black band, and the glass pieces are rectangular and surrounded by thick, black plastic.

Mayu Midorikawa: long blonde hair and sky blue eyes. When not in her school uniform, she wears a pink tank top, short denim shorts, and white sandals.

Hideaki Kokawa: mid-length white hair (styled exactly like Ken's from Adventure 02) and pale, light green eyes. Out of his uniform, he usually wears a black sweatshirt (pullover hoodie) that sometimes gets tied around his waist when he gets too hot. Under that is a grey T-shirt, and he wears dark jeans and black sneakers.

Tsukiko Takaki: short teal hair that leans more toward green than blue (the same length as Hideaki's, but not as perfectly cut) and grass green eyes. She wears the boy's uniform, but when she isn't wearing that, she's usually in her workout clothes, which consist of a tight black tank top, black sweatpants, and black sneakers.

Satoru Kono: short, spiky purple hair and indigo eyes. He's in his uniform more often than he isn't, but when he's not, he wears a green sweater, white pants, and white sneakers with green decals.

Yuichi Motonari: short black hair and brown eyes. Out of his uniform, he wears a blue T-shirt with a lopsided, white oval outlined in purple over his chest. Inside the oval is a purple swish (like the Nike swish) and he wears this T-shirt over a long sleeved pale yellow shirt. He wears tan cargo shorts, white socks, and grey slip on shoes.

Hiroshi Tatsumiya: messy red hair and grey eyes. He wears a blue scarf even with his uniform during the winter. Out of his uniform, he wears a baggy blue sweatshirt, jeans, and black sneakers.

Nakayama-sensei: long blonde ponytail with messy bangs and dark blue eyes. He typically ignores that fact that a teacher should wear a suit. Instead, he wears a white T-shirt under an open tan vest with little pockets, khakis, and brown slip-on shoes.

Shimizu-sensei: short, navy blue hair, brown eyes, and fairly pale skin. She wears glasses, and she also wears a crisp, always ironed dark grey blazer, and similarly prepared dark grey slacks. She wears black heels, and wears a white dress shirt under the blazer. Occasionally on the weekends, she'll wear a red kimono with black floral patterns fading in down the right side.

The Loyalty of a Dog:
A dog guards his master.
A dog is wary of strangers, worrying they will attack his master.
All a dog requires from his master is food; he will remain loyal.
A dog will not tolerate violence towards his master.
A dog will always come back, to be by his master's side, no matter what.
Dogs are proud, but will tolerate humiliation to please his master.
And most importantly...
If the master dies, the dog will die with them.

Misadventures of Mike Schmidt series:

Introductions: COMPLETE

The Truth: COMPLETE

Making Money: COMPLETE

Twin Terror: COMPLETE

Scene of the Crime: IN-PROGRESS

Rehab COMING SOON

New Management: COMING SOON

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Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Lucemon, Beelzebumon/Beelzemon - Complete
Texting by Katralissakitty reviews
Backstory: The Avengers are all living together, because Nick Fury decided it would be easier to assemble them if they were all in the same place. Loki's there too, because he and Thor resolved their conflict, and they're friends again. For the most part. Current: Loki and Thor are still adapting to the ways of the mortal world and are having some difficulty understanding texting
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki - Complete
First Possession by Alexandria Keating reviews
Season 9 Spoilers. Dean stumbles through his first possession when he wakes up in a dingy hotel as a woman. Rated T for language
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Crowley - Complete
Ghost Zone's Greatest Pet by Hyaenaa reviews
While studying for the C.A.T retest, Danny decides to keep Skulker as a pet to avoid him attacking while he studies. It results in some unexpected situations for the both of them. NSFW
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,304 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Danny F., Skulker - Complete
Digital Crisis by VeemonRemix reviews
Continuation of Digimon Savers/Data Squad. Four years after the events of Savers, the digital world has declared war on the human world out of revenge for the death of their king. Will Kristy, Keenan, and the other new digidestined be able to stop it?
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 424,820 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Ikuto N./Keenan C., Chika D. - Complete
The Path to Hell and Redemption by Myth Queen reviews
Thor brings Loki back to earth for his protection against the angry Asgardians, but under a spell that makes him younger when he uses magic. The Avengers relocate to Stark tower until the demigods return to Asgard for Loki's sentencing. They can fight together, but can they live together? And is redemption possible for any of them? Staring Loki, featuring the Avengers and Pepper.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 190,902 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Thor, Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P. - Complete
Driving Lessons by Malcan reviews
Marco takes driving lessons. After becoming animals and facing down Yeerks, learning to drive should be easy, right? ... Not really.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Marco - Complete
Lending a Helping Hand by Massacre13 reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain have thier latest mission - teach the younger generation of witches and wizards how to punch properly. But will Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizadry teach them a little something? *Disclaimer: I do not own Skulduggery Pleasant or Harry Potter - all rights to the appropriate authors*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 118,084 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013
Anima Complex by Maria Arnt reviews
When Loki agrees to undergo a fundamental change as punishment for his crimes, no one expects the outcome—he's been turned into a human woman! But when Loki lies, she switches back to her original, male form—sans magic. Can Loki find a way to win the Avengers'—and especially Natasha's—trust? LokixNatasha/Black Widow, Drama/Romance/Action Warnings: graphic violence, explicit sex
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 220,790 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
A Small Miscalculation by SailorChibi reviews
Thanks to Sherlock's inability to resist satisfying his curiosity, he's been turned into a small child of about seven (or five, depending on who you're asking) years old. John volunteers to look after him. After all, he's had to look after a man-child, how hard can a child-child be? Poor John. He has no idea. Johnlock and paternal!Lestrade in small doses.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 60,704 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Blind Leading The Blind by GratuitousViolets reviews
An Outraged Remy is blinded by one of Cyclops optic blasts and is forced to live with the X-Men while Professor X tries to find a way to restore his vision. One girl has the experience of living with a blind person - but can she help Remy?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 157,332 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
The Hero of This Story by celeste9 reviews
The story of how Becker came to work for Sir James Lester and his team involved Troodons in a shopping centre and a few well-aimed tins. Superhero!AU.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Becker, Abby M., T. Ryan, Connor T. - Complete
An Animorphs Story by AmandaKK reviews
Random Animorphs humor! Marco has a pie, Rachel goes to a therapist, and Ax discovers punching people! :) Enjoy!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Rachel, Marco - Complete
Mind Games by karklesthewriter reviews
Danny has strange dreams about Dan. Will he actually act on them? Haunted Past (DanxDanny) oneshot. Slash. Written at request for friend K
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Danny F., Dan Phantom - Complete
Homophobe by xxUnchainedMelodyxx reviews
When Sherlock is bored, nothing good can come out of this.. John will realise once and for all that when Sherlock is bored, he's practically talking to a child instead of the greatest detective of all times. A funny, entertaining one shot. Rating T because I'm cautious.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Stupid Bet by Pistachio lover reviews
A bet gone wrong.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Family by Ikarai reviews
Dante and the homunculi are dead, Envy is still alive, now forced into the form of a young child, Envy is taken in by Riza and Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,319 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Envy, Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Are We There Yet? by ThisCatalyst'sPen reviews
Raph and Mikey are stuck in the back of a moving truck, driven by a group of Foot Ninjas. Convinced that they are being taken to Foot Headquarters, the two brothers can do nothing but sit back and enjoy the ride. Though, that's a rather hard thing to do when you're trapped in a confined space with someone as annoying as Mikey.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
The New Member of the Order by prophetofgreed reviews
When rumors of a powerful ghost forces the Order of the Phoenix to investigate, Danny is caught in the middle of a magical war in Britian. Sequel is now up, it is called "The Ghostly Auror!"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,098 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Forget Me Not by FrankieMittens reviews
A lot of twists and turns - assumed death, insane Molly, Moriarty and Sherlock captured, Irene in the play as well - but that's not all. John got to him in time, but now Sherlock is left in a wheelchair - and he doesn't deal with it well. Established S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,821 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
The Voice by Darkeyes17 reviews
PWP human/holo, set somewhere between ROTF and DOTM. Sam has a serious thing for Optimus's voice. So why does a very handsome stranger have that voice? M for a reason and slashy. NOW WITH 2nd CHAPTER!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,419 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Bellies and Cargos by BlackDiamonds.32.20.54 reviews
Steve is having a bit of a problem with his cargos. Slash, McDanno, Mpreg.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Beelzemon's Christmas Poem by JohnC.ofMars reviews
A poem involving my favorite demon lord. Beelzemon tackles Christmas eve in a digimon way. A day or two late, but still chuckle worthy.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Beelzebumon/Beelzemon, Ai & Makoto/Mako - Complete
What's in Store by demonlifehealer reviews
Zim and Dib get into a fight in Dr. Membrane's lab and end up getting teleported to the future. This is a future where Dib is a willing Pet to Zim? Future Zim/Future Dib, Present Zim/Present dib, D/S, bondage, ect.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,666 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Why you Should NEVER give Vice Kittens by Felcia and Squiggles reviews
When a small kitty ends up on Vice's windowsill, he starts to question his credibility as an Evil Doji. Continuation of Why You Shoul NEVER give Ultimo Sugar. Rated T for slight language and Desiru being himself.
Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Vice - Complete
Drusilla's Redemption by James Christie reviews
What were they to do once they left Candlewood Drive and the roses were no longer in bloom? The tale of Drusilla's redemption, moving from Los Angeles to London to the Congo's heart of darkness!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,603 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Drusilla, Xander H. - Complete
An Excellent Parent by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme Fill- Loki doesn't fight while he raises his kids, someone decides that Loki must get knocked up, for the good of the world. MPreg, Humor, Surprise Pairing
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Deaging Frenzy by DracoFreakingMalfoy reviews
Snape leaves his de-aged class in what seems to be the 'capable' hands of Dumbledore.But can he really handle the bunch of 3 yeaer old hooligans? first story,be nice please :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
What to Make of Me by Coldpaws reviews
RotF AU: The Matrix brings Optimus back to life - as a femme. Now in a femme frame, Prime struggles with the emotional and practical challenges that result, and the weight of his responsibilities to his people. Optimus, Ironhide, and Ratchet focused.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,552 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
My Family Before the World by msahadley reviews
What happens when Wolverine and Sabertooth are captured by a man who want's to make ferals a different species and says Logan can bear young? Not a happy Logan. Based on X-men Evolution and info from the Origins. Mpreg, violence, language, Yaoi
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,458 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sabretooth, Wolverine/Logan - Complete
All of My Maps Have Been Overthrown by Onedergirl reviews
John wakes up one morning to find something significantly different about himself. Sherlock thinks it's an invaluable opportunity to experiment. Established Sherlock/John. Genderbend.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
10 things Skulduggery is NOT aloud to do by cleverlittlethings7 reviews
just a list of things that skulduggery is not aloud to do. i suck at summaries so yerr just read.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Skulduggery P. - Complete
Man, I feel like a woman by vespertine dreams reviews
After a trip through an anomaly goes wrong, Connor returns feeling like a whole new person. Slash- Danny/Connor then het- Danny/Connie. Gender-switch. Higher rating for chapter 2. Now complete.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Danny Q., Connor T. - Complete
Santa's Digital Helpers by CrazyNutSquirrel reviews
Beelzemon has had the concept of Christmas explained to him, but when he takes a short flight on Christmas eve, he gets a much better understanding of where the presents come from. Note: the summary will be changed later.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Beelzebumon/Beelzemon, Ai & Makoto/Mako - Complete
100 Things I Learned from Primeval by Kathryn Hart reviews
Primeval has taught us many things over the course of three series! Featuring all the main characters from Series 1-3.
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Connor T., Becker, N. Cutter, Stephen H. - Complete
April Fools! by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
PURE SMUT! Oneshot. Tucker and Sam are sick of Danny's April Fool's Day pranks, and enlist the help of Desiree to pull the biggest prank on Danny ever. Unfortunately, Skulker finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time with a nympho Danny Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,640 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Danny F., Skulker - Complete
It's Love in the Library by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Slash. Danny is in danger of failing his senior year, and enlists in the help of a reluctant tutor to help him out. Sparks fly, heads roll, and book reports are eaten by ghost dogs.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,333 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Danny F., Ghost Writer - Complete
Introduce a Little Order by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Companion piece to 'Introduce a Little Anarchy'. Danny is captured and brought to Walker, who decides the boy needs a harsher brand of 'punishment' to get him to obey order. Implied non-con.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
Introduce a Little Anarchy by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Slash. Danny has a run-in with Walker again, and decides that the prudent prison warden could use a little anarchy.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,252 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
Japanese names and Their Meanings by Me Heart Gaara reviews
just a few names that i looked up for characters and such...inspiration for you own stories if you need a good name.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
Magical Mayhem by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
What happens when Max and her flock meet Harry Potter and his gang? Will the mayhem cease to exist or will things just get worse? You're about to find out! Better than it sounds I swear! R&R please! Old and new pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,812 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
The crimes of alchemy by GummieBear37 reviews
When the NCIS agents discover a golden-eyed boy at their crime scene, they find something a lot bigger then they had first thought.
Crossover - NCIS & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,436 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward E.
Yule be the One by KadiToka-Chii reviews
So it was official. Shadow was never again allowed to visit Santa Claus.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Shadow P. - Complete
The Six Word Soul Eater Challenge by ToastWeaselofDOOM reviews
Description: Describe the Soul Eater characters in only six words. It can be a quote or something that you make up. Toasteh edition! Oneshot.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Complete
Things the Primeval Team Must Remember by Barcavolio reviews
Tired of the lack of discipline at the ARC, Lester writes a list of rules and notes for his team. Yes, it's another of those list things. Rated for minor references.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2009 - J. Lester, Connor T. - Complete
Catch that kid :Double trouble: by Rish-Chan reviews
Their back! What will happen to the mews? Ryou's back and he's angry! Will deep blue gain all the mew aqua and destroy the human race? Will the aliens discover the truth behind their parents death? Kish, Pai, and Tart, fired? Who are the new aliens?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,155 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Ichigo M., Kish
Worst Morning Ever by tFantasyFan reviews
But hey: that was just Raph's opinion, and he was prone to a little exaggeration once in a while. Rocket launchers and out-of-body experiences abound.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Raphael - Complete
Defensive Driving? by tFantasyFan reviews
Now let us observe a typical evening of brotherly bonding, high-speed gun fights and bickering like children. Because that always helps, right?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Indemnification by Firefury Amahira reviews
The ultimate enemy returns to his future, now cured of his madness. However, between a vengeful Valerie and a true ultimate evil threatening both Earth and the Ghost Zone, does he have any hope of redemption for the past?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,724 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Dan Phantom, Valerie G. - Complete
What Happens In Captivity by tFantasyFan reviews
Captivity just got a little more interesting. Dialogue-fic, small amount of language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Return to Sender by erbby17 reviews
It's not that Giriko hates his Christmas present...it's just that he hasn't felt so awkward in his entire LIFE! Crack-Holiday fic for Giriko/Justin fans. For Plusabilities.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Giriko, Justin Law - Complete
Jun Got run Over by a Unimon by thedigitalrailroader reviews
Walking home from Digi City hall Christmas Eve, Jun Gets run Over by a Unimon driven by Gennai by Accident! Based off of the Popular Holiday Song 'Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer' If you are a Jun Fan, DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER!
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Daisuke M./Davis, Jun M. - Complete
Gambit And The Terrible, Awful, Very Bad Date by Red Witch reviews
Gambit learns the hard way that it is not good karma to steal other people's dates.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Sexual Encounters of the Strange Kind by Raphshell reviews
A humorous look at Leonardo's views of sex which Raphael finds disturbing yet hot. Turtlecest.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
I Am Femme, Hear Me Roar by SheWasFlying reviews
When Ratchet was faced with the challenge of bringing Jazz back from the dead, he was forced to use the damaged Allspark—which, in Jazz’s opinion, brought about disastrous results. He’s got a pretty new body . . . more “pretty” than necessary.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
House Party by writer02135 reviews
In this story, 5 FMA characters are stuck in a house together. Al gets a pet tarantula, Winry has a teddy bear, Envy embraces his inner child, people blow up and Wrath really wants some Sugar Pops... pairings inside. Ketsora production. Warning: randomnes
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Edward E., Envy
What Do We Do Now by momma-dar reviews
How different would Harry be if he was taken from the Dursley's when he was 5 and raised by his real father, Severus Snape, and the rest of the Hogwarts staff. And what is the surprise that they get after they bring Harry home. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,916 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy The Animorphs and Company by Mrowrkat98 reviews
It's finished! Horray! Now go make your own so I can read it please!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
What Did I Ever Do? by zara2148 reviews
OLD FIC. Dan Phantom asks a question, and Clockwork gives him an unwanted answer. Crackfic.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Dan Phantom, Clockwork - Complete
Danny finds fanfiction by TiffanyPhantom reviews
Tucker's a techno geek right? He rules the internet, what happens if they find this site and all the DP stories on it. Pure randomness. SORRY GUYS, NO MORE CHAPTERS, NOTE THE WORD 'COMPLETE'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Because Orange Is The Colour of Basketball by Dark Flamingo reviews
Taruto would always be just that, the loud often frustrated boy standing in Pudding's screaming shadow. Taruto would always be 'that boy who got hit by a bus', but not to Pudding.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Tart, Pudding F. - Complete
Catch that kid! by Rish-Chan reviews
Pai, Kish, and Tart create a Chimera anima that will transform the mews into kids so that they can destroy them easier, but what happens when it backfires on them? And Ichigo has to take care of them!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,106 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Blind Leap of Faith by Pretender Fanatic reviews
A month after Raphael has been hit with a flash bomb and it’s back to cause trouble. The question now is, can a ninja still be a ninja if they’re blind?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,611 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Raphael - Complete
Reverse Biomerge by Assistant reviews
It has been a month since the tamers last saw their digimon, but now they have a opportunity to be reunited with them in the real world. The process is simple, that is until a new evil appears. The battles will lead to a new tamer, and not one who you wou
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,302 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - M. Yamaki, Ruki M./Rika N. - Complete
Banter by melancholic reviews
[AU oneshot RogueGambit] Rogue and Remy are in a bar, doing what they're great at: arguing while drunk. “Dat’s one o’ de many t’ings I love about ya. Ya can be drunk while sayin’ whatever alchoholinduced t’oughts ya have like a sober fille.”
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
One Item Not on the Shopping List by ishandahalf reviews
Oneshot, ROMY. Normally, Remy wouldn't have any problems with this. It was just buying condoms, after all. But now... Now he was in the supermarket on the XMen's weekly shopping trip, sneaking away from the others to buy prophylactics.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Digimon Tamers: Bump In the Night by Frozen Phoenix reviews
A scary story told in the park has Ai and Makoto afraid to go to sleep. Will the Boogeyman really get them? Not if Impmon has anything to say about it!
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Impmon, Ai & Makoto/Mako - Complete
Night of the Demon Babysitter by SilvorMoon reviews
Ai and Makoto's parents have gone out for the night, leaving Impmon to mind the house.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2002 - Impmon, Ai & Makoto/Mako - Complete
By Moonlight by Mouko reviews
Inspired by Calumon's Present and written with permission! Having fantasies with plushies is one thing, but actually living out those fantasies is another, as Beelzebumon finds out while he learns, too late, the error of trusting Calumon with a secret!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/22/2002 - Impmon, Guilmon - Complete
My name's Severus by Silverfox1 reviews
15yearold Draco Malfoy! 15yearold Severus Snape! Can Hogwarts cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,939 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/20/2001 - Published: 3/17/2001 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
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The Misadventures of Mike Schmidt: Scene of the Crime reviews
FIFTH INSTALLMENT. Everyone thought that the killer of the children had been locked away for good. But maybe they were wrong. Maybe he's still on the loose. And maybe he wants to strike again. But first, he has to scope out the pizzeria. At night. What will happen to Mike and the Fazbear gang this time?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 8/2 - Mike Schmidt, The Murderer
The Misadventures of Mike Schmidt: Twin Terror reviews
FOURTH INSTALLMENT. Now that Freddy's is financially stable, things have gone back to normal, but Mike's parents have been bugging him for info about his job. When he doesn't answer, his sister comes calling... during the night shift. Mike devises a nasty scheme, and the animatronics all get caught up in it. Things are about to get crazy again!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 7/5 - Complete
I Forgive You reviews
Jeremy has just had his frontal lobe torn out by Mangle. Oddly enough, though. He doesn't blame her.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29 - Jeremy Fitzgerald, Mangle - Complete
The Misadventures of Mike Schmidt: Making Money reviews
THIRD INSTALLMENT. The animatronics have finally recovered from their realization, but Freddy's isn't out of the woods yet! Income had gone down a lot, and if they don't get it back up soon, it's bye-bye to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Now, it's up to Mike to save the pizzeria and his animatronic friends.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 6/12 - Mike Schmidt - Complete
The Misadventures of Mike Schmidt: The Truth reviews
SECOND INSTALLMENT. Mike's on friendly terms with the animatronics, so everything's good, right? Wrong. Mike's been having nightmares about getting stuffed, and now the truth about the night guards is about to be revealed to Freddy and the gang.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 3/20 - Mike Schmidt - Complete
Digimon Academy 02: Return of the Demon Lords reviews
Ten years after the final battle, an old enemy has returned. Chiharu and Mayu, now teachers at Digimon Academy, must lead a team of new Digi-Destined, each partnered with one of the remaining Demon Lords. Winning the last battle came at a price. What will they have to sacrifice this time? MUCH ANGST.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,570 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Complete
The Misadventures of Mike Schmidt: Introduction reviews
FIRST INSTALLMENT. Mike's been working at Freddy's for nearly a month now, and he's got everything pretty much down. But the animatronics are beginning to learn that he's not an endoskeleton. He's human. Now it's time to gain his trust. Problem is, Foxy gets a little... over-enthusiastic. It's going to be a rough week...
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,061 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 3/13 - Mike Schmidt - Complete
Shipping Album reviews
So, I took all my DP ships and assigned them songs. Now, I've written little oneshots for them. C'mon, see the show, and see for yourselves that we're harmless entertainment. Except your feels. We may occasionally hurt your feels.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014
Would You Rather? Avengers style reviews
Tony has the brilliant idea to have the Avengers play a healthy game of Would You Rather. Things get... interesting. UNICORN ARGUMENT WARNING.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Many Previews reviews
So many fanfictions planned, so little time! Please, read and help me figure out what to start next!
Crossover - X-overs & Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Complete
Digimon 'Missing' Challenge
So I have a Digimon challenge for you. Please read inside for details.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Complete
Corpses Don't Cry reviews
All Tart ever wanted to do was make Pudding cry. That's it. But now he never will.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Tart, Pudding F. - Complete
Danny Phantom Quote Quiz reviews
Basically what it says. Answer in reviews. Get the answer right, I'll write a fanfic for you. Easy as pie!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
Ew reviews
Also called: "Why Box Lunch Was Still In One Piece When She Met Danny"
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Box Lunch, Dan Phantom - Complete
Darker Side of the Flame reviews
He wasn't always insane. He used to be a perfectly normal person. But things had escalated, and he doesn't know just how much he can take anymore.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Pyro - Complete
Auctus reviews
After an encounter with a strange Witch, Spirit is hit with a spell, but seems to be fine. The next time he and Stein go into battle, though, Stein feels the effect of the spell. Now Stein is trapped as a ten-year-old boy with no memories of his adult life, but still not free of the madness. How can he adjust to the changed world around him? And will he ever get back to normal?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe, Maka A.
Digimon Academy reviews
Chiharu never wanted anything to do with Digimon, or the Academy that trained people to fight with them. But after one fateful event, she's forced to enroll, partnering with none other than Beelzemon, the Demon Lord of Gluttony himself. This is sort of an attempt at being its own 'season'. FINISHED. No longer accepting OCs.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 148,378 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Beelzebumon/Beelzemon - Complete
Heroes reviews
Jake's a hero. Rachel's a hero. Heck, even Tobias is a hero. But me? I'm nothing like them. I'm no hero.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Marco - Complete
Home, Sweet Home reviews
The Anima have wound up a Hogwarts and are thrown into a world they never thought imaginable. Without realizing it, the children have found exactly what they've been looking for all along: A place to call home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & +Anima - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012
Broken Toys reviews
Even as a creation of destruction, Stitch couldn't understand the concept of 'death'.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Complete
Eavesdropping reviews
Tanith and Valkyrie overhear a conversation between Ghastly and Skulduggery that they weren't supposed to hear.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
School of Blood reviews
Title probably sucks. A girl changes Fang into a vampire, and Fang's dragged into an Academy... for children of the night. Max is jealous, because he's unwillingly created his own 'harem'. Will Fang survive? Oops, too late.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,919 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Fang, Max
Dreams or Reality? reviews
Ari goes into a coma. He finds himself in a dream, unable to escape as he's forced to face his dreams, his fears… and his past.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Ari B.
Let's Play: Pass the Genie reviews
Basically Envy is now a genie and YOU can send in your wishes and he shall grant them. Well... most of them. FERRET WARNING
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Envy
Instinct reviews
The fight with Lucemon is over but the group is stuck in the Digital World. Koji starts having weird dreams, and he begins to act strangely. Could these be related? Exactly what is happening to Koji?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kouji M./Koji, Izumi O./Zoe
Tales of Rosario Vampire reviews
Yggdrasil found out about Kratos's contact with Lloyd. Now he's going to banish the Seraph to another dimension. But that's not all: Kratos wakes up to find himself 14 again! After meeting Tsukune and the others, can he find a way back home?
Crossover - Tales of Symphonia & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kratos A.
The Story Behind the Song reviews
Ever want to know what really happened to make these songs? Well, here's your chance to find out!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010
Conversing with Edward Elric himself reviews
Everyone wants to talk to Ed. Now you can! Simply send in a review, or PM me, I'll relay the message to Ed, and he'll reply. IT'S THAT EASY!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Edward E.
Whiskey Lullaby reviews
He knew she would never be hers. She knew it was her fault. Two deaths might just be what brings them together. summary might suck, but story is very sad Rated for suicide.
Avalon Code - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Tia, Ur - Complete