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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

R. I. P. Sophie, 4th of May 2013. You were dear to us all and we'll never forget you.

Hello!

My name is Margrethe. I'm never active and write extremely rarely and it's very very very rarely published. Feel free to look at my list of favorites, though, and remember to run by Bellatrix: the Dark Lord's Most Faithful Forum if you want to talk to some seriously amazing girls.

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Enemy Unseen by Ladys-Paladin reviews
After a tragedy occurs in the alternate Universe, a cranky TARDIS evicts the Doctor on Torchwood's doorstep, where all appears quiet for the moment, but is it? Spoilers through "Journey's End". Follows after "A Small Piece of Coral" but can stand alone.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 104,742 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 8/1/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Fall of a Swan by Inkfire reviews
In the cruel world of the Death Eaters, Narcissa Black begins a quest for perfection and success. But can control lead her to the top, or will the darkness within devour her—will she fall all the harder for all she has risen? Between holding tight and letting go, she falls off balance, and loses touch more and more. AU, Death Eater!Narcissa, rewrite of the movie Black Swan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Blind Faith by MozartsRequiem reviews
Her collarbone was sharp beneath his hand. He felt her breath rising and falling unevenly, perhaps in panic. In between her silent, wild gasps, Voldemort felt a heart shuddering somewhere. Perhaps she thought he meant to strangle her. Perhaps he should.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,099 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
All the Difference by Nijaded reviews
Nellie Lovett wouldn't die, and Sweeney Todd couldn't kill her. They ascended from the bake house alive, but would soon find the nightmares were just beginning. Attend the Second Tale of Sweeney Todd and his new life; with Nellie Lovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,853 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Wings to Fly by TuesdayNovember reviews
With young Harry's death, Lord Voldemort takes over the Ministry, putting into place new laws that quickly find the Weasleys on the wrong side of danger. Written for the fic exchange at xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bill W., Bellatrix L. - Complete
How Les Mis Should Have Ended by mywildimagination reviews
If HISHE comes out with this in six months, I'll sue.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Inspector Javert, Eponine - Complete
Hell and the Toad by Abused Wide Bellatris reviews
Harry Potter stares into the face of hell. Marriage law parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
McLaggen by Project H reviews
The world's most affordable and arousing detective is on the case when a student is brutally murdered at Hogwarts. It'll take all his skill to catch the culprit, but McLaggen always gets his man. And his woman, if you know what he means.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,194 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Cormac M., Susan B.
Sharp cold edge by Inkfire reviews
In the dead of night, she let him explore her, possess her, torment her. Round Three of the 34 stories, 106 reviews challenge on the HPFC forum, also fitting the Secrets challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Family Ties by Thanatos Angelos Girl reviews
"You're the last thing in my way and then I will get my happiness, I will get all that I deserve." Bellamort. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
His Penumbra by TheSillyFrog reviews
Bellatrix feels nothing but emptiness. When Riddle takes her under his wing and shows her the journey to perfection, she experiences the dizzying horrors of a world of madness and pain. All for the sake of perfection. She is lost in his penumbra. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,832 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr.
An Answer in the Silence by Jayie The Hufflepuff reviews
Three months after Jean Valjean's death, Cosette grieves for him as Marius attempts to comfort her. Les Miserables Fanfic. One-shot.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Cosette, Marius - Complete
Your Mum by Sheepyshavings reviews
Fred and George ensue in an epic "Yo Mama" fight, Harry Potter style. Written for Tuesday November's challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum. I would probably declare this semi-crack!fic. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
One Orphanage Summer by xoxLewrahxox reviews
One shot: Written for Challenge 24 on my forum. Tom Riddle's summer has just become a little more interesting when he meets a new young girl at the orphanage. They are both intrigued by each other, but does Tom think that she will be useful to him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Happy Tale of Voldemort and Bellatrix by Inkfire reviews
This is the disgusting, OOC, nauseating, sick, lovey-dovey tale of Voldemort, Bellatrix and their darling daughter Mary-Sue. Co-written with APieceOfGumIsNotStuckInMyHair, rated M because it's guaranteed to be the worst fic you'll ever read. You're warned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Lightning of luck by Inkfire reviews
There are things you'll always have to explain, one day. A one-shot for the Framed Narrative challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Worth by Inkfire reviews
She spent her life trying, but she could never be enough. A drabble for the Biography challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Alphabet Trick by Paper Pearls reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots focussed on a wide variety of characters and pairings. Every one of the chapters is inspired by a prompt beginning with a different letter of the alphabet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
Please See the Reverse by TuesdayNovember reviews
Written for the 'biography' challenge at xoxLewrahxox's forum. Gilderoy Lockhart's tests reveal quite a bit about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Of shadows, reflections, delusions by Inkfire reviews
Lucius Malfoy reflects upon his life - all sharp edges and bitter mistakes. A drabble for the Mirror of Erised challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Lucius M. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror on the Mind by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. How the Mirror of Erised feels about its situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Mirror of Erised - Complete
Desire by TuesdayNovember reviews
Drabble. Written for the 'Mirror of Erised' challenge at xoxLewrahxox's forum. The shift from dream to nightmare is a terrifyingly quick one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W. - Complete
Princess by BellaPur reviews
Writing challenge #20 xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum. Prompt The Mirror of Erised. What does Andromeda see?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Andromeda T., Ted T.
Tastes of truth by Inkfire reviews
Because everything about Christmas is a lie, and a blatant show of weakness. An entry for the December Monthly Challenge on the Hogwarts Online Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
The beautiful and the broken by Inkfire reviews
Her dream-like life has turned into a nightmare. A drabble for the Abuse challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Christmas Past and Christmas Present by Lady Eleanor Boleyn reviews
On her first Christmas as a Tonks, Andromeda Black remembers how things used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
A Tale Most Tragic, or, Why Hogwarts Lake Flooded by TuesdayNovember reviews
One slightly chilly spring day, Albus Dumbledore has an ill-fated meeting with Squiddelus, the giant squid living peacefully in the Hogwarts lake. Oneshot, Squiddledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Albus D., Giant Squid - Complete
Message From The Stars by Lady Eleanor Boleyn reviews
After a Death Eater Meeting, Narcissa Malfoy nee Black sends her sister a Patronus. AU. Takes Place in Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Narcissa M. - Complete
True Feelings by BellaPur reviews
Writing challenge #18 xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum. Prompt The Seven Deadly Sins- Rage: A Slytherin is a Slytherin. Always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Andromeda T. - Complete
Fars lille pige by denlilledigter reviews
en lille historie om hvorfor Hermione er så glad for skole. den er en smule sørgelig!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Danish - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Rat's nest by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Mrs. Lovett is trying to catch a rat in her bedroom and Mr. Todd feels forced to help. This gets completely out of hand, but it's not only chaos that ensues.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
I'm Not Jealous by BellaPur reviews
Writing challenge #18 xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum. Prompt The Seven Deadly Sins- Envy Andromeda isn't jealous of her sisters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M.
Breaths of the soul by Inkfire reviews
A collection of drabbles about smells. So far ashes, rain, roses, fireplace, strawberry shortcake, lavender, baby scent, peppermint, chocolate, horses, coconut, lemon juice, pine and sea. Feel free to suggest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Toujours Pur, ou Quelquefois Toute Facon by apinchofpixiedust reviews
No one was born evil. Everyone has loved at least once in their lives. A look at the early life of the notorious Bellatrix Black. Rated for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,568 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr.
Stand by Me, Fall by Me by chickenwinglegolas reviews
When Bellatrix Lestrange falls to Molly Weasley, Voldemort screams like he does for the death of no other. Why? This is a one-shot of what is running through his fevered mind at the time. Slight Bellamort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Stand in the Rain by Lady Eleanor Boleyn reviews
Bellatrix is tortured, after the failed Ministry mission. Songfic to Stand In The Rain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Ragged Lines of Ragged Grey by TuesdayNovember reviews
Drabble, written for the Unreliable Narrator challange at xoxLewrahxox's forum. For his crimes as a Death Eater, Lucius Malfoy is sentenced to life in Azkaban. Slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Unreliable Witness by BellaPur reviews
Writing challenge #16 on the Bellatrix Lestrange Forum. Blaise's Mama is not a murderess.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Blaise Z., Mrs. Zabini
Into That Good Night by jandl reviews
On Hallowe'en night each year, Victor and Victoria leave every door in the house open, with the hope that Emily will pass through.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Funerals by TuesdayNovember reviews
At his father's funeral, Draco reflects on life, death and how everything seems to change with time. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Insanity by SeverusHermioneForever reviews
He always hears her talking about him. Never about himself, but yet always about him. He held back a scream. Has he finally lost his mind? For Az second challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Spirit of light by Inkfire reviews
Without her, he wouldn't have survived. Sixth challenge for the Love and Admiration challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Luna L., G. Ollivander - Complete
Killing Curse by echoing noise reviews
Abracadabra is what his children say, and it still makes his heart skip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In Which Mr Bucket Experiences An Epiphany by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
The strain of losing his job finally pushes Mr. Bucket over the edge. Mrs. Bucket looks on in bewilderment as her husband expresses his anger through song in the style of Sweeney Todd. Inspired by the Tim Burton films.
Crossover - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory & Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
The Sea Is Never Silent by Illaine Waterhouse reviews
Just a poem I wrote about the sea, and it kinda fits Legolas' sea-longing. Read&Rewiev!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Legolas
Devouring by Expecting Rain reviews
100-word drabble for a fic exchange. Prompt: "Alecto and Greyback get caught fooling around by another Death Eater."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Alecto C., Fenrir G. - Complete
A Malfoy Lullaby by Estella May reviews
500 word drabble. Draco visits his newborn baby in the nursery after Astoria has fallen asleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Withered Illusions by CadenceMassacre reviews
Bellatrix always saw what she chose to see. One-shot BL/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
There is Hope by Zombie Reine reviews
Voldemort is dead and there is hope for Harry Potter, who happens to be quite insane. Alternate Universe. Written for the 'What If' Challenge! by xXKissingSinXx
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What the Sorting Hat Said by Bittersweet x reviews
Exactly what did that faithful old Sorting Hat say to everyone? *Complete.*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,070 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sorting Hat - Complete
A Fine Line by Paper Pearls reviews
There is a fine line between love and hatred. Bellatrix asks his name, causing Lord Voldemort to consider his darkest secret. A Bellamort one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Distracted Vision of a Clouded Mind by Schermionie reviews
You know how these things just sort of start, and, well, you don't know where you're going, but you carry on anyway? - Harry/Voldemort drabble, for Zombie Reine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2010 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Disappointment by Xx starlight-moon xX reviews
Drabble, 100 words, for the Quotes Challenge on xoxLewrahxox's Forum. A young Bellatrix attempts to understand her master.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 200 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Training by madamedarque reviews
Bellamort implied. Written for the "Defining Moments" challenge over at the Bellatrix Lestrange forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Draco Was Born That Way by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy didn’t think anything was wrong when their son, Draco, had been born. Granted, he’d started bawling something that sounded suspiciously like ‘Ree-Ree’, instead of crying the normal, ear-splitting wail that most newborns do...DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Earwax by RedandBlackBeads reviews
Harry learns all about sex when Dumbledore takes care to answer his poorly worded question. This is set in "Philosopher's / Sorcerer's Stone," in the Hospital Wing during one of the last chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Finally by Bittersweet x reviews
After six years, Harry has completed the task he has always wanted and needed to..drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Harry P.
Broken Glass by Lost-Blue-Phantom reviews
If only Ariana were that easy to fix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Albus D., Ariana D. - Complete
Moment of Clarity by Xx starlight-moon xX reviews
Oneshot, in which the Lestranges try and teach Barty Crouch Jr to fight the Imperius Curse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Barty C. Jr., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Protege Moi by Xx starlight-moon xX reviews
Bellatrix Black is sixteen, and desperately searching for a reason to exist, when Lucius Malfoy unwittingly provides her with one. Contains dark secrets, dark deeds and family drama. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,184 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
What if Life was a Fanfic? by krisella reviews
Charlie and Willy Wonka make an amazing discovery in the chocolate room and realize that their life is like one open storybook. Then, suddenly, Charlie wonders, "Just THINK about what the fanfics would be like!"
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
The Missing Piece by Kylie Concorde reviews
Voldemort has achieved his main aspirations. He has conquered death forever and holds the whole of the wizarding world in the palm of his hand. So why does he still feel as though something is missing? Why does he feel so numb? AU. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
An alternate Circumstance by Bellatrix-Loves-Voldie reviews
An alternate ending to Deathly Hallows. Rated for sadistic ish content. Not to be taken seriosuly. Read if you love Bella and hate Ginny hehe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Death Drinkers by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort invites the Malfoys, the Lestranges, and Greyback over for a game of I Never which descends into drunken chaos. WARNINGS: for heavy drinking, cussing, and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Haunted by S.M.Hoffman reviews
Toby doesn't believe in ghosts or that his shop is haunted, even if his son and wife and everyone else does. But then how can he explain why he sees Mr.Todd and Mrs.Lovett? COMPLETE
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,347 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions by Eggo Waffles reviews
Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
The Flaw in the Plan by Billatrix Lestrange reviews
This is a rewrite of Chapter ThirtySix of Deathly Hallows, the Flaw in the Plan, in which the Dark Lord wins. In your review, please don't flame because of the horrible, miserable outcome. Otherwise, I hope you enjoy my first Harry Potter fan fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Communication Difficulties by Bluebird88 reviews
Hermione Granger has always told her parents everything – sometimes more than they might care to hear. As she enters the magical world, however, she finds herself struggling more and more to find things that are safe to write about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Epilogue by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the epilogue, nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts, read on! DH SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
The Epilogue by azurelacroix reviews
Sweeney Todd. What if Lovett had managed to dodge the oven?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,914 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005
Nothing by magnetosdaughter reviews
Voldemort remembers his first encounters with Bellatrix after he returns from the Ministry with her. a departure for me, but i do love Bella
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Woes of Harry Potter by I-Confuse-Everyone reviews
Harry Potter meet Fanfiction. Fanfiction meet Harry Potter. What problems does Harry encounter while online? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,706 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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The Man And The Elf reviews
How can you let your master die without doing anything? How can you walk into death without looking back? Killing or disobedience, suicide or getting killed later? This is my take on that fateful night Regulus died. Written for xoxLewrahxox's prompt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Regulus B., Kreacher - Complete
The Happy Tale of Voldemort and Bellatrix reviews
This is the disgusting, horrible, OOC, nauseating, sick, lovey-dovey tale of Voldemort, Bellatrix and their darling daughter, Mary-Sue. Co-written with Inkfire, rated M because it's guaranteed to be the worst fic you'll ever read. You're warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Amortentia reviews
What exactly made Andromeda leave her family? Written for the challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Ted T., Andromeda T. - Complete
Fear reviews
Voldemort's thoughts on how people fear him. Written for Lady Eleanor Boleyn's challenge on xoxLewrahxox' forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Voldemort