![]() Author has written 1 story for Vampire Academy. hi i'm talkygirl ... thanks to the people who right the stories. there awesome stories. you guy and gals should all go like professional ok so like i'm writing my own story write now for vampire academy then maybe one for host and hunger games and uwind there all awesome books and well i have my idea's... p.s. the picture for my avator is taken by me! A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile! I promise to remember Rue I’ll think of Foxface every time If my little sister pets a goat And if my best friend acts depressed When I toss some wood in the fire And I’ll always think of Peeta The Capitol will cross my mind I’ll be sure to think of Clove I’ll always think of Glimmer And Thresh will occupy my mind Whenever I watch a reality show I’ll sure imagine Haymitch I swear to think of Cato I’ll make sure I think of Effie I swear to remember the Hunger Games It’s important to think of the characters The Review Revolution... Even if the fic has 10,002,464 reviews already... Even if the fic is older than time itself... Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago... Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath... Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry... I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined Review Revolution. okkay so this one i got from a very good writers profile here's a hint she wrote and is writing turning point! A black man walked into a Dinner and sat down in the seat behind a white man, The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... first..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't, it will become the opposite. Girls Don't Realize These Things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 3. If you’re initial is: 4. If you were born in: 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. 6. This person is your best friend. 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Try Not To Cry: Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost, and the 13 people lost in the American Civic Center Shooting Please if you would, A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. You Know You're a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. You write fanfictions about the book. You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it. You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time.(Example:" ' We heard you were having Bella for lunch and we came to see if you would share. ' ") (Not Twilight. I have the tendency to quote Harry Potter) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. You've got a book memorized. You've read a book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times. The last three Harry Potter books…finished those in a day each.) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock. You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human. You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf. You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. Your idol is a character from a book. if you wish you could go to a vampire academy like rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile -if you cant wait for the sixth vampire academy book to come out, put this on your profile -if you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile -if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning dimitri and taking him away from rose, post this -if vampires are real, post it -if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up! -If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile. -If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile -If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile. -If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about vampire academy, copy this into your profile. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile. If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile. Honestly we like this a lot!! 1.Touch her waist. 2.Actually talk to her. 3.Share secrets with her. 4.Give her 1 of your sweat shirts. 5.Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6.Hug her. 7.Hold her. 8.Laugh with her. 9.Invite her somewhere. with her and your friends together. And don't ignore her. KEEP READING with her. 12.Take pictures with her. 13.Pull her onto your lap. 14.When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15.When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16.Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her. 17.Kiss her unexpectedly. 18.Hug her from behind around the waist. 19.Tell her she's beautiful. 20.Tell her the way you feel about her. doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman. 22.Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it. 23.If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her 24.Make her feel loved. 25.Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know 26.DON'T lie to her 27.DON'T cheat on her!! 28.Take her ANYWHERE she wants 29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work or school and how much you MISS her. 30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you. ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT 31.Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too. 32.When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her. 33.Kiss her on the CHEEK (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her) 34.While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY. 35. Don't EVER tell her to leave even joking or act like you're mad. REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT 36.When people DIS her, stand up for her. 37.Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her. (ONLY IF YOU MEAN IT) 38.Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle. 39.When walking next to each other grab her HAND. 40.When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible (MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED) or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS 42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears. 43.Take her for LONG walks at night. 44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her. 45. If you break up but still like her, don't act like a jerk. be a man and do something about it. FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile You say Romeo and Juliet, I say Dimika and Rose You say Werewolves, I say Vampires You say you're creepy, I say I know! :) When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, I WANT DEMITRI BELIKOV!! GIRL COMEBACKS!! Boy Girl"Where have you been all my life?" "Running away from you." "Are you an angel from heaven?" "No, I'm a vampire from hell." "Your place or mine?" "Both, you go to yours, I go to mine." "Your feisty, I like that." "Your smelly, go away." "My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats." "My dad runs that hospital, and that's where you'll be if you keep hitting on me." "I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages." "I have a high kick. And they love to land on..." WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? 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Don't tell us we're sexy, tell us we're beautiful 2. When we look at your lips, kiss us already 3. When we say something about Ben Barnes, Robert Pattionson or Dimitri just smile and nod. 4. If your girlfriend blames being moody on PMS, she's upset with you and hopes you'll figure it out on your own. 5. As much as you might use it around your friends... never say boobies around girls. 6. That said, never say "Oh boobies!" in front of us. 7. We don't give a damn about how hot a girl in your math class is, if you talk about her in front of us... she might have a broken nose in math tomorrow. 8. Never say "Jockstrap" in front of us. 9. When we ignore you, but we're smiling, we think you're the best person on earth. 10. When we blush for no reason... its cause your in the room. 11. Don't try to understand PMS... unless you exprience it... you won't understand it. Trust me. 12. Kiss us in the rain 13. Kiss our nose 14. When we say we're okay, we're not. 15. When we seem flushed and annoyed about something. Ask what it is. 16. When you are out and she says she wants something little like a necklace from Claire's ... buy it for her later and give it to her the next time you see her. 17. When we say that we miss you, nobody on earth misses you more 18. Say sorry even if you didn't do anything 19. Don't say we deserve better... we choose you. When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; If you have trouble coping with the fact that Peeta Mellark is a fictional character, post this on your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. |