Rat300
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Joined 01-23-10, id: 2228097, Profile Updated: 12-07-12
Author has written 3 stories for Leverage, Fruits Basket, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Yo. I'm Rat300, call me Rat, everyone else does. Now, for anyone who was following me, and apology:

Anyone who was reading my stories Unusual Embrace, Lockets and Machine Grease, and/or I Guess It Runs In The Family, I can not apologize enough for the unintentional hiatus I have gone through. I was having issues with my computer insomuch that no matter what I tried it would not allow me to get on the the fanfiction website and access my account and I was unable to upload my stories and went though a mild melt down. That being said, the same computer that denied me my right to written expression had his own little melt down, and his replacement and I seem to be on much better terms as to what I am allowed to do. I can not apologize enough and as soon as I get my life back in order I will work hastily to redeem myself by finishing as many of my stories as possible in a timely manner, as well as possibly uploading some of the ideas I've been flirting with.

Not much I'm gonna say about me except that I am fairly new at this whole writing where others read it thing so constructive criticism is always welcome. I have at least one friend on the site, walks-with-nose-in-book, possibly known bettter as Avi Lovegood. If any of you have read the twerps profile (I mean that with love, dear) I am one of her partners in crime and general mischeif.

I mainly write because if I sit still long enough I get bombarded with all kinds of day dreams or worries, or simply inspirations that won't shut up until I get rid of them, normally I write them or doodle them and forget about them later but I figure what the hell, can't hurt to try right?

So, here is the thing none of you care about but almost everyone provides, "Stuff About Me". I'll keep the me bit simple and move on to things I like, we can bond that way much better, we could probably bond over dislikes, but I don't have enough space here to write that without seeming like a complete twit.

Name: You all can call me Rat

Age: As I don't often change my bio, it's not worth concreteing a number that symbolizes the number of times I've made it around the sun. Lets just put," I'm planning for college" and leave it there.

Favorite books: I like a lot but here is a small portion of the paper creations I consider delectable: The Looking Glass Wars, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, any and everything Tamora Pierce has written, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Dead Witch Walking, Down The Rabbit Hole, Hacking Harvard, Harry Potter, Heir Apparent, the Eleneium trilogy, Brain Jack, The Mortal Instruments and the Infernal Devices, I could go on for ages but due to my lacking memory this is all that you are going to be getting.

Favorite TV shows/anime: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Jekyll, Torchwood, Leverage, Bones, Ouran High School Host Club, Deathnote, NCIS, CSI(not New York though), Mythbusters, Castle, Firefly( so sad it was cancelled), Fruitsbasket, and again I won't waste your time with my endless lists...

Favorite Bands: The Hoosiers, Florence and the Machine, Of Monsters and Men, Relient K, Skillet, Disturbed, Eve 6, Hellogoodbye, Fallout boy, Staind, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Thousand foot krutch, Paramore, Nickelback, Mindless self indulgence, Linkin Park, Blue October, Lacuna Coil, The Used, Fuel, Crossfade, Sick Puppies, SR-71, Hawthorne Heights, P!nk, Breaking Benjamin, Evanescence, thelostprophets, Deja vu.. I am going to run out of room if I keep this up...


I'm going to stop with the whole favorites thing, it's getting kind monotonus with all of the exceedingly long lists. If you haven't guessed already I like music and books, as well as anime and art. Art in all of it's forms has become my passion, and in all honesty movies have become a big draw for me, I'm fascinated and enticed with the ideas of production and creation and would love to worm my way into that field, but all forms of art are worth a bit of my love, and writing and drawing will always have a special place in my heart. (Not even a dusty place, their shelf is nice and dust free. Cluttered, but without dust as all artistic places should be)

I have a rather rag tag bunch of friends, all of us messed up in the head at least a little bit. We are definetly not 'normal', but I love them all to pieces and would and will do anything for them. I will freely admit that I am a geek pure and true. Born and raised in a D&D household with Sci-Fi as my guide, I will gladly experiment with any suggestions into the geek culture that you feel may be pleasent, so please shoot me a message if you feel so inclined.

Now that the meet and greet is over with, I'll go ahead with my disclaimer: I can almost positively promise you that my stuff will be less than great so If anyone has any constructive criticism for me then bring it on! Even if it is just an "You idiot! What the crap was that lame post? Was it supposed to be a story or something?" I'll take it. Gladly.

Are we done? Feels like it. So let's stop here till inspiration strikes us to change things up again. Life is change after all, because we change until we die, and even that alters us forever.

Onwards into the unknown land of the dark and not at all suprisingly cluttered confines of Rat's imagination(Try not to trip and hurt yourself, my search team is very picky about when they'll start looking for missing people )

But before that...a word from our sponsors! Kidding, I just found an adorable poem about OHSHC so I will continue to share it with the world!!

Oh anime, anime! Where would we be?
If your presence not grace us ever so fully?
I know just what to do; we should propose a grand toast!
The grandest of toast with your preferred host!

Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Pick a partner to take to our anime ball!
We have every character; just tell us your type:
Height, eyes, hair color, and favorite plight.

Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?
The person in charge, who knows just what to do,
until rejected, then goes to his emo corner to cry “boo hoo!”

Or is the smart one the way you will go?
He smiles up front, he puts on quite the show.
No problem too big for him, the solutions are clear.
But a darker side will show if you get too near.

And then we have twins, who are rarely apart.
Could it be incest, or brotherly heart?
Mischievous, impish, the troublesome lot.
They differ in some ways, just don’t ask me what.

Perhaps the strong and silent man suits you best.
Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.
You may feel he’s no emotion as life passes by.
Dare offend his friends, and then you can expect you will fly!

But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.
Do not be deceived, his age is more than he appears,
and he knows kung-fu! Whoa. Watch out little dears!

Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
Who will smile, take orders, and won’t put up a fight.
He listens and counsels, importantly deems.
But is everything with him just as it seems?

What if you’re a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our host club is comprised of guys,
a woman’s touch is at work beneath your eyes.

Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud,
the manager can always catch quite the crowd.
The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!
No one knows what she thinks or of who she is fond.

And another you may find, with a mind open as can be.
A poor little girl that can set the rich free.
Although, go after her, you’ll hear Tamaki scream,
“If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!”

Choose any one; our doors are open for you!
This night is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners, so you should be okay.

On that out of left field, whimsical note, thank you for reading my bio and my stories and so long as my computer (his name is Doc for furture reference if I start yelling about him) get on well, then I'll be more than happy to chat and listen to anything you have to say about anything. I really appreaciate and need people who let me vent some times, and they are few and far between, and I know very well that others do too. I'm more than happy to listen if you all need me, I'm baring my fears, loves, and unbelievably cheesy, fluffy addiction to preciousness for the world to see, and I love everyone who takes the time to take a peak whether they like what they see or not. So thank you and as I sign as often as possible,

Lots of Love,

Rat

So enjoy, and thanks stopping by.

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When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Don't You Get It? by WritingBlues404 reviews
"We're full of contradictions!" I laugh, positioning my index finger and thumb to form a fake gun, point it at my brother, and pretend to fire it. "We might as well be Two Dead Boys!" Kaoru can't take much more of this pain. Something's got to give.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,432 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Never Be the Same by rayziedayzie reviews
Amu thought that he'd left her forever, leaving her life scarred with the memory of his perfection. But when Amu falls prey to a dark, corrupted organization, only one can protect her. And after five years, he appears out of nowhere and saves her life.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,354 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Death's wildflowers by Her sister's keeper reviews
Mello never asked for someone to care for-but he got one when he saves a girl named Death. She's determined to repay this stubborn teenager for his rescue, secretly fascinated by her redeemer.One thing's for sure-Mello's gonna get a run for his money...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,155 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Mello
The Healer by eveninganna reviews
Perenelle has a gift that is killing her. Nico di Angelo has powers that can offset her own. When the two are forced to work together, they find that there may be larger threats at hands, and that one of their greatest challenges will be their relationship. Nico/OC. Ghost Writers Approved!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,441 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Nico A.
American Trains by Hellie Ace reviews
AU 1870 in the American Midwest. Alfred F. Jones the cowboy finds himself miserable and infuriated by his fellow cowhands when he stumbles upon a man who could turn it all around...or maybe get him killed. Historically accurate. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,150 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unstoppable by xxlifeinwordsxx reviews
What do you do when the one thing you've always wanted is to be loved, but your heart doesn't know how? Together Magnus and Alec teach each other the meaning of love and of acceptance in all forms. AU/AH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 224,790 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Sulfur Alchemist by RestInChaos reviews
I was just a normal Mutt-with-Friend until *they* came along. They not only changed our daily life, they got other States and a group of carnivores chasing after us. Lovely. EdOC Revisions of the first several chapters coming soon!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 189,782 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
What We Must by CCroquette reviews
When Ivan finds a severely injured Matthew on his doorstep, he has no idea how complicated life is about to become. Can two broken people become whole?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,280 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Russia, Canada, America - Complete
This Is Me by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Lovino Vargas, the shadow of a popular, beloved, sometimes controversial brother, spends too much of his life with his head down doing what he needs to get on. But it's not easy, being normal. AU LovinoxSPain M for language and themes. FORMATTING FIXED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Bedtime Stories by ChesirexKittyxCat reviews
Not all Arthur stories have to include romance, they just need a little "faith, trust, and pixie dust" really.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Behind Prison Walls by linalove reviews
Behind cell walls she watched his transformation. In freedom she'll witness his njamin-Sweeney/OC. Complete! *Edited*
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,942 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Benjamin B., Sweeney T.
Keep Dreaming, America by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
AU – Director Francis Bonnefoy and screenwriter Arthur Kirkland scour Hollywood looking to cast America's boy-next-door. Actor Alfred F. Jones fits the criteria. Perhaps too well: Arthur finds his cynicism challenged by something new entirely. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,367 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Survivor by TheCatchingLightAlchemist reviews
L is the world's greatest detective. Light is Kira. Rei is Light's sister. And she's determined to bring him down. LXOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 204,556 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - L - Complete
Seven Pieces of Chalk by Lady Charity reviews
Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,737 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bromance by IlluminatedShadow reviews
The Bro Code says nothing about what to do when a Bro falls in love with another Bro. But, its not like Alfred hasn't broken the Bro Code before. Alfred/Matthew, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/12/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Second By Default by DreamWithYourEyesOpen reviews
Tamaki&Hikaru are both after Haruhi's heart. But what about the other two? The two who have voluntarily stepped down for their best friends.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Blank Canvas by MissehKeehl reviews
Matt hated what his life had turned into. He’d lost his parents, his home; everything. However, she always said: “When life goes bad and you draw a blank, you just have to color the fun back in”...And he’d always love her for that. MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,186 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Matt
Imitation Black by tysunkete reviews
AU. Lavi has two professions. Internationally renowned photographer of Japan's top model Kanda Yuu and matchmaker for his designer cousin, Reiichi. Too bad Reiichi doesn't like models. Project Runaway-ness. KandaOC
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 311,898 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - [Kanda Yuu, OC] Lavi - Complete
Alice's Lullaby by Avi W. Lovegood reviews
Deep in the night of Wonderland, fairies spin certain songs of things to come. But what exactly do these songs say?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
Behind the Little Door by Splash-of-Color reviews
During a game of hide-and-seek, Alice manages to get thrown into a world that throws her all out of wack. A classic tale turned twisted and dark. Why do things always happen to a girl named Alice?
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,627 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
Cream and Camillia by Mooncatcher reviews
Prussia, as it turned out, went delightfully well with gardens and tea parties when they come with Liechtenstein. Prussia/Liechtenstein.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Prussia, Liechtenstein - Complete
Diana in Wonderland by MoonStruckTristesa reviews
what if alice was a real person? what if her house was sold hundreds of years later to a girl who doesn't believe in wonderland? not exactly sure where this is going, so dont get mad...enjoy, if you want to..
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,650 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Edging Back In by slekwati reviews
What would you do to gain back trust? One girls trial at gaining back what she lost after being falsely accused. Spike/OC.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,899 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Spike, Angel - Complete
The Queen and Her Reflection by Saru Wolfe reviews
The magic mirror is not what you think, and she didn't clean the dwarves' cottage out of kindness. A very sarcastic and altered version of Snow White. Some Disney elements.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
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Unusual Embrace reviews
Tohru's cousin is flown in from America to take her away from her current way of life. When she meets the Sohmas she finds that they aren't the only ones cursed. Eventual HatsuhauXOC. Rated T for safety due to laguage and a hard knock life.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,356 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Hatsuharu S.
Lockets and Machine Grease reviews
Tamaki had a friend, Char, in France before he was brought to live in Japan. What happens when the same girl Tamaki knew four years ago in France is much more hardcore than she was back then meets the Hosts? Possible OcXHikaru or OcXKyouya
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,384 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Tamaki S.
I Guess It Runs In The Family? reviews
First time Fanfic so bear with me. What do we really know about the leverage teams past, their families? What happens when Eliot's little sister decides to show up? t turns out that a life of crime and excitment isn't limited to the older siblings.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Eliot S.