Author has written 3 stories for iCarly, and Twilight.
I'll tell you about me, I guess, cause thats what you do in profiles.
Food: PASTA of course
Book: Twilight Saga
Movie: between a walk to remember, and pay it forward. i am a sucker for sad movies. oh and the lovely bones-i am bad at watching scary suspense things but it was sooo good. i wish i had someone to hide into:) kidding
thing to do: read and or shop! and write obviously
place to shop: aero, duh! or justice
site: www.fanfiction.com , and www.girlsgogames.com and dont forget www.youtube.com
pairings: Seddie-Icarly, a little Creddie-ICarly, Frelanie-ICarly, Volley- What I Like About You, Tary-What I Like About You.
missweird101, iicarlyy-Ness, and CouldIBeMoreRandom check them out
missweird101 is actually my bff in real life. we have been friends since she was born. its great:) she is a good support. iicaryy-Ness has helped me write a chapter, and CouldIBeMoreRandom has been reviewing every chapter i write. they are all super nice and super awesome. luv u guyz!
Color: puke green:)
book: Laura Ingalls Wilder series
movie: im not really sure, maybe dr. dollittle, and the happening. they both s
thing to do: go to school
place to shop: gymboree
site: www.clubpenguin.com and others
pairings: cam-icarly, spam-icarly, criffin-icarly, golly-what i like about you, vina-what i like about you
ok so now you have learned a bit about me.
I saw this on some profiles, and I thought it was HIGHliarious! so i am doing it now!
List twelve of your favorite ICarly people
6. Mrs. Benson
10. Mrs. Pucket
1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? do you want to?
No I havent read a fic about Mrs. Benson and Nevel. That would be weird...
2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?
T-Bo? OOOOOO definetly
3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Melanie got Gibby pregnant? Awkward moment... is that even possible?
4. Can you recall any fics about nine?
No I havent read any fics about Lewbert. Wonder how that would turn out?
5. Would two and six make a good couple?
Hmmmmm. Carly and Mrs. Benson... no
6. Five/nine or five/ten? Why?
Freddie and Lewbert, or Freddie and Mrs. Puckett... Poor Freddie. I guess Mrs. Puckett. THen he could be Sams new Daddy!
7. What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?
Ok, so Grandad walked in on Carly and Melanie making out? well Granded probably doesnt even know about Melanie, so he is going to think that its Sam! Whoa... ANother awkward moment. That would be so funny to see him, cause he would be like, "Sam? GeT OUT! CARLY LETS GO WE ARE GOING TO YAKIMA!" lol wow
8. make a summary for a three/ten fic.
When Carly and Sam run away, Spencer and Mrs. Puckett stand together, and find them. Will it become more than only looking for their loved ones?
9. is there such thing as a one/eight fluff?
Yes i have read some where Sam and Gibby are together, but thats weird. I mean come on, Sibby? or is it Gab? that sounds like Gap... Anyways...
10. Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic
Will I ever be the same? Gibby and Gradad
11. Does any on your friends list read three yet?
I dont know. I dont stalk them. You ask.
12. Would any of your friends write a two/four/five fic?
Maybe MissWeird101 would. I dont think so, cause it would have to be like a romance between Freddie and Carly, and T-Bo was there trying to sell pickles. And she is Seddie all the way, so Whatevs.
13. If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?
Hmmmm. SO totally Funhouse! I mean come on! Obviously!
14. If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Probably: Minor violence, little language, and crazy old lady. Beware.
15. When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Today actually. Its called the Rich Guy and the Homeless Girl. I enjoyed it alot. Freddies stories are awesome.
16. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).
Let me get this straight. So Sam and Grandad are in a happy realationship, but Lewbert runs off with Grandad. THen Sam, broken hearted, has a one night stand with Nevel, and a unhappy affair with Mrs. Benson. Then Sam follows Freddies advise, and falls in love with Carly.
Basically thats saying Sam is confused about what sex she likes, and that in the end, she was meant for Carly. She got that advise from Freddie, who I would've thought was in love with her... I dont know what to say, except that Sam is a... And Grandad, you are a sick man!
Make a wish, and hope it happens...
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your monthof birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
Are you sure?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservativeand aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
COPY AND PASTE STUFF
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you want to annoy somebody just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.
If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile.
1. I need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
2. the answer is... (look at #11)
3. don't get mad. (look at #15)
4. calm down. (look at #13)
5. first. (look at #2)
6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)
7. I just wanted to say hi lol :P
8. what I wanted to tell you is... (look at #14)
9. be patient. (look at #4)
10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)
11. I'm not crazy. (look at #6)
12. sorry. (look at #8)
13. don't be hype. (look at #10)
14. I don't know how to say this. (look at #3)
15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)
Way to Annoy the Heck Outta Folks At the Movie Theater...
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
YOUR GUY SIDE: (The ones that has an x is me)
x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE: (The ones that has an x is me)
You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance?(both)
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
(In reality, they are forced to do that due to people with peanut and nut allergies. If they don't...MAJOR LAWSUITS!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: It's gonna hurt when I hit you upside the head
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.
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1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Halizzle Lauizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Blue Cat Maroon Fox
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie Pleasant Ann South Maine
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Royhavan RoyLahel
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Green Sprite White Coffee
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Haymovkn AynirMe
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Pebbles Black Amber
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Strawberry Tornado Honey-Du Car Electricucion
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Purple Hook Teal Patch
Second is my mom