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Joined 01-23-10, id: 2228355, Profile Updated: 04-10-10
Author has written 2 stories for Roman Dirge, and Invader Zim.

... and then Buffy staked Edward the end.

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but if it was named the butt flower would you smell it?

every one is someone else weirdo.

he who farts on church pew sits alone.

how can mermaids have sex with no legs to spread?

Okay, let's proceed as if this is going really well.

I keep hitting the escape button but I'm still here.

if it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done around here.

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in there shoes then when you criticize them you'll be a mile away...and have there shoes.

I look like I'm listening to every word you say but I'm really just picturing you naked.

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Don't Call Me by Slurpee Monster reviews
Gir shouldn't be allowed near the communications room... ever.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Gir, Purple, Zim, Dib - Complete
Tawa Deawest by SmileyBoo reviews
Tara's world is turned upside-down when Willow accidentally turns herself into a little kid, and deems Tara as 'Mommy'. Not really funny in the first chapter, but it will be as the story continues.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Tara M., Willow R. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by max3833 reviews
What would TDI be like if their had been 50 campers instead of 22. Well if the new producer has anything to say about, we are about to find out. Crossover including South Park, Invader Zim, Ed Edd n Eddy, etc.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,458 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Geoff, Gwen
Daycare Days by StaraLaura reviews
We all know I'm bad with kids. This story is the perfect example of it! To get what I'm saying, read the hilarious stunts and stupid stuff that the ham hams do in Daycare with yours truly as the day care leader! Pathetic shot at humor, T just in case!
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,631 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Deb by ReadingFox reviews
The Tallest are saved by a mysterious girl who claims to be Dibs cousin. What happens? Read on to find out.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Red, Purple
To Catch A Raven by Lynx Klaw reviews
How do you catch a Raven? Well, if you don't know, then Jinx does. It helps if you have a plan. Let's see how Jinx did it... Jinx/Raven.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,211 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - [Jinx, Raven] - Complete
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Gaz has a friend
Gaz befriends a irken named spike.this is a series of 1 shot about there day to day adventures.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Gaz
Ghostly Lullaby reviews
A lullaby Ragamuffin made and sings for Leanor
Roman Dirge - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete