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Joined 01-23-10, id: 2228628, Profile Updated: 07-10-10
Author has written 6 stories for Sonny with a Chance, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Glee, 39 Clues, and Twilight.

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Quick answers... Okay, this is called “FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ”. You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things. You can’t think and go back and change your answers. Copy and Paste, then delete answers to make them your own.

1. Beer: cheese

2. Anorexic: Keira Knightly

3. Relationships: stupid

4. Purple: BLECH!

5. Power Rangers: Kiddy force 5!

6. Weed: lawnmower

7. Steroids: carrottop

8. Cartoons: saturday

9. The President: Nobama!

10. Tupperware: FRESH!!

11. Best vacation: Hawaii

12. Santa Claus: REAL!

13. Halloween: unleash your inner awesome

14. Bon Jovi: ... Huh?

15. Grammar: For teh ween!

16. Facebook: witty flair

18. Marriage: commitment

19. Paris Hilton: physycally incapable of crossing her legs

21. Redhead: ANTI BRIGID!

22. Blonde: incorrectly labeled

23. Pass the time: read

24. One night stands: steamy

25. Donald Trump: You're fired!

26. Neverland: Peter Pan

27. Pixie Sticks: eating candy, but not being able to get the thing wet is a crime against humanity.

28. Vanilla ice cream: NOMNOMNOM

29. High School: Why?

30. Work: WHY?

31. Pajamas: heh heh, nope, I sleep in teh NOOD!!

32. Woods: Mr. Canis

33. Wet Sock: laundry detergent

34. Alcohol: I'm hungry!

35. Love: showed up, at my door, yesterday!

And here is my character: Willow Mela

1) What gender are you? I am of the female variety, yes?

2) What is your age? 16

3) Do you want a hug? The last time I was asked that I ended up walking around school with a piece of paper that read, "Kick me." taped to my back.

4) Do you have any bad habits? I'm abso-freakin'-lutely obsessed with Hades. And I'm stubborn. And rather sarcastic/cynical.

5) What is your favorite food? peanut butter and banana sandwiches, but only with my baby brother Mikey.

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor? mint chocolate chip. Nom.

7) Are you a virgin? Considering the fact that I'm a 16 year old Christian girl with morals. Yes, I am a virgin.

8) Have you killed anyone? Um... No. Killing is against the law...

9) Do you hate anyone? Lemme think... Okay, so I hate Bob!Hades because he's annoying as heck. I hate Dream!Hades because he's an ass. I sometimes hate Damen!Hades because he knows he great kisser and rubs it in my face.

10) Do you have any secrets? Oh, but if I told you they wouldn't be as secret, now would they?

11) What is your favorite season? Summer. The only season I get to see Hades.

12) Who is/are your best friend(s)? Mikey and Hades...

13) What are your hobbies? I write, I read, I play with Mikey, and... Does kissing a Greek god count?

14) What is your favorite drink? Dr. Pepper.

15) When is your birthday? December 5.

16) What age did you die? Uh... I'm writing this, aren't I? I believe that means I'm still alive... Right? Or am I really dead and just dreaming? Crap, that would suck!

17) Are you nice or mean? Depends on who you're talking to. Not, though, when I'm on my period. When I'm PMSing, I'm mean to everyone.

18) Are you social or shy? It's not so much I'm shy. I just dislike stupid people. And lemme tell ya, there are a LOT of stupid people in my town.

19) What do you think of your parents? Their okay. My dad's really nice, and so is my mom. But she doesn't really match me, ya know? It's just, she's Irish, with the whole thick accent, red hair, green eyes thing. And I'm tan with black hair and charcoal eyes.

20) What's your weakness? Chocolate. And Hades.

21) How long can you stay under water? Probably about 5 seconds. I hate water.

22) What do you do on a regular day basis? Write.

23) Do you love someone? I'm on love with the god of death...

24) When was the last time you wet yourself? Um... When I was 3...?

25) What's your favorite band(s)? Superchick

26) Ever worn a dress? Yeah, At my sister's highschool graduation.

27) Willingly? Uh, duh... I may be a bit of a loner, but I'm not a tomboy!

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time? Staying inside and writing...

29) At night? Um... writing. :|

30) Ever kissed anyone? Yeah. My first kiss was with a Greek god! Beat that, ladies!

31) ...Of the same gender? Do you count kissing my mom on the cheek as kissing the same gender? If so, then yes...

32) It's clear you're gay. Um... I'm dating a Greek god... I'm NOT gay.

33) What's your favorite thing to touch? A pencil.

34) Anyone loves you? Hades. At least, I like to think he does.

35) What's your favorite color(s)? blue.

36) When was the last time you cried? That first nightmare I had before Hades came. It was so painful...

37) Do you have a pet? Nuh-uh.

38) Are you crazy? I'm crazy... for YOU!!! ;]

39) Mentally? No, but Persephone is.

40) What are you? I'm a human being...

41) What's your nickname? Will.

42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?

I consider myself an optimistic pessimist. Maybe if I try to fail, I'll succeed!!!

43) If you were a superhero, you'd be...? Flash.

44) Favorite movie? I don't really watch movies. I prefer books.

45) What is your current occupation? Student.

46) Who do you know that bugs you? Persephone.

47) What's your favorite song? Alive - Superchick.

48) Do you consider yourself a warrior? No... I'm athletically challenged.

49) Have you 'done it' in the past month? No... I'm a virgin, remember?

50) Ever think about getting married? Well I an't really get married to a Greek god, but sometimes...

51) Have you ever had a sleepover with someone of the opposite sex? Well, I don't really have any friends, so no...

52) When was the first time you 'did it'? VIRGIN!!!

53) Do you have any piercings anywhere?Ears. And, can you keep a secret? I have a belly-button piercing.

54) Where do you live? Oklahoma... Stalker.

55) Favorite television show? Glee.

56) Before...*shrugs*...lately? After... *pukes* ...in the past?

57) Watch soap operas? NUUUU!

58) What kind of car do you have? Don't drive one.

59) What did you dream of becoming as a child? Author.

60) Favorite candy? Gobstoppers.

61) Turn off in a man? Beards... And Mustaches... Pretty much any facial hair at all.

62) I'm a turn off? Do you have facial hair?

63) Do you believe in angels? Well, if there's gods, then there has to be angels, right?

64) Did you ever wish on a star? Heck, I used to wish on airplanes!

65) Final question. Who do you tag? TAG YOU'RE IT!

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Hundred by Curlscat reviews
My addition to the Hundred Words Challenge, various oneshots with various themes, most likely spanning every genre in the fiction section of the universe, and trying to focus on every character. And for the record, I was the first one done.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 54,377 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Elvis, Tom - Complete
Singer by Beanacre0 reviews
After the war, Hermione Granger moves to Forks to live with her Uncle and Cousin Bella. Once there, she falls for the handsome Edward Cullen. Edward helps her get over her loss in the war and move on. Warning: Mentions rape and violence. ECxHG, BSxJB
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,063 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Caught In Your Bad Romance by BruisedSmile reviews
Rachel gets an unexpected interruption to her ballet practice, one that turns her life upside down.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,958 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Third Wheel by Savage February reviews
If I killed Bella, I can't help but wonder if Edward would hit me with his sparkly, Gucci purse. **** Major Overhaul Rewrite.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Edward, Jessica
Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Hunter and the Hunted by keelhaulrose reviews
On an ordinary night Jasper Whitlock is sitting in a club in England when he comes across a woman who smells like no other. He soon finds out that she is indeed like no other he has met. AU!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 160,802 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Hermione G., Jasper - Complete
Red Ties by WuHaoNi reviews
Gibbs & Co. try their luck against Patrick Jane, a suspect whose enigmatic past just might be the key to their murder investigation. Crossover with the Mentalist.
Crossover - NCIS & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Patrick J.
Iggy and the Olympians by sugarcrazedninja reviews
Iggy wakes up in a strange camp that he has no memory of how he got there. But after he gets a strange prophecy, a few odd gifts, and new friends, he sets out to find the rest of the flock. Who knew the gods could almost destroy one boys life? R&R please!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,029 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Iggy, Percy J.
Impasse by Sharadethia reviews
When Max's encounter with Erasers goes wrong, she lands herself in Princeton-Plainsboro teaching hospital. There she meets the sarcastic, Vicodin-addicted Dr. House and his team. Now COMPLETED!
Crossover - House, M.D. & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - G. House, Max - Complete
Common Cause by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
While in New York for Nationals, one of the Glee kids falls deadly ill, and it's a case no one can solve but House. Medical mystery, with healthy helpings of humor, horror, love, drama, and showtunes.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - G. House, Artie A. - Complete
Good Girl, Gone Bad by ZanessaLover247 reviews
Sonny and Chad finally realize the attraction they feel towards each other, but Chad refuses to become her boyfriend. Why? -She's too good for him. Sonny then decides that she's willing to become bad to prove him wrong, and essentially, capture his heart.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,971 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
I'm fine, really by Alice in Wonderless Land reviews
Kurt is indescribably lonely, but his wounds are slowly healing thanks to a friend. Kurt/Blaine Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,018 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
When Wings and Wands Collide by Not Here Dont Talk to Me reviews
The Order of the Phoenix has a special task for the flock. But with things like Umbridge and Slytherins in the way, can they succeed? And a more formidable opposition is plotting against them... Will they survive? Set during Harry's 5th year, after Max.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,980 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009
Somewhere Over the Rainbow by RyleeBeth reviews
Things can and WILL get complicated when you have to call Quinn Fabray and Tina Cohen-Chang at midnight. And that's just the beginning! Main pairing is St. Berry, but with plenty of other pairings, especially Quinn/Puck. Please read and give it a chance!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 46,492 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,583 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
My sister's dating a vampire by reapersama101 reviews
Yep. It's a twi/MR crossover. Max has escaped the clutches of Itex with the Flock and they decide to find Mrs. Martinez. Note the Mrs. Guess who Max's mom married. Go on, guess! drum roll...................Charlie!Ooh, and there's vampires too! Yay!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
Savin' Me by sighed-anonymous reviews
Hermione moves to Forks to deal with her PTSD after the war, where Emmett Cullen and Bella Swan slowly help her life return to normal. But she soon finds that things in Forks aren't so muggle and mysterious new neighbors start to stir up trouble.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,740 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Hermione G., Emmett
Last Chance by mrsProbie reviews
Redone. Read "Watermark."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,909 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hermione G., Jasper
Watermark by mrsProbie reviews
Formerly "Last Chance." Hermione Granger's parents are killed and she must move in with her godfather, Charlie Swan. But what's up with this weird town? Seriously... vampires and shape-shifters? Hr/Jsp. Mild language. Sexual references. E/B.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 174 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Jasper
Major Jax Alert by reapersama101 reviews
Alice knows how it happened. Jacob knows how it happened. Maybe the flock kicking Max out wasn't so bad. Or did it just leave her to her own defense? Does Max even want to move on? Can she even ignore the imprint? The answer is...yes, yes, no. bumbumbum
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,114 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Max, Jacob
Memoirs of the Lost and Forgotten by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
They thought they were doing us a favor. They thought stealing away our memories was the right thing to do. They thought giving us a normal life was best. They thought losing the only family we had ever known was a small consequence in the bigger picture ... They were wrong.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,028 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Denial Is Not A Pretty Facial Feature by lost-in-pemberley reviews
When Narcissa Malfoy is your new mother-in-law, you might find it hard to sleep peacefully at night. When Lucius Malfoy is your new father-in-law, you might just want to forget sleep altogether. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,956 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Playing With Fire by NotYourAverageAngel138 reviews
Max is running, but this time she's alone. The Flock kicked her out and gave her to the School. It's been two years. She's just got away. Max isn't who she used to be, and isn't changing back. What happens when she lands in Forks? OOC Warning: LANGUAGE
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Max
An Unusual Case by alittleinsane963 reviews
A Muggle style murder of a Navy Commander's child at Hogwarts? Well, that certainly warrents a call to NCIS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 157,566 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
The Library Queen by wanderingmaiden reviews
"I haff never met such an intriguing girl in my life." -Victor Krum. "He's okay, for an international quidditch player." -Hermione Granger. The hidden tale of how Krum and Hermione became dates for the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Around The Park by obsessedwithstabler reviews
A day in Central Park with Munch, Fin, and a very special little friend.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - J. Munch, O. Tutuola - Complete
Appa Knows Best by FoxBlitz reviews
Two teens confide in the best listener of the Gaang. But what if the confessions weren't as private as the confessor believes? Set just after the Southern Raiders. Zutara Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Way Water Moves by Katarinea reviews
His wife creeps. In the night, sometimes, she will slip from their shared bed and pad across the floor to the door. She'll grab her robe and slip into it, and tiptoe down the hall to check on their children. Zutara drabbles. Rated for slight innuendo.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Rainbow Summer by BlueStripedPolo reviews
When Max told me we would be finding out who our parents were, I had stopped typing. But later, I decided to take the chance of meeting them, if only because of Ella's story. Nudge-centric! COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Nudge - Complete
You've Got Mail by MissWhimsical reviews
you've got...a new story to read! Puck and Sabrina now live in New York. New friendships, new jobs, new laptops, new...cat? Read it to find out!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
His Glass Slippers by Tickle Me Rainbow reviews
Who am I? Why, I am your Fairy Godmother. However, you may call me Gill—Stop laughing Angela..."
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009
Well this is new by reapersama101 reviews
I moved to Metropolis and what do I get? I get a long-lost friend, Chloe, an alien, and maybe even a love with farmboy Clark Kent. Warning: this is Clax or Mark.
Crossover - Smallville & Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Max
Hurry Home by Echo1317 reviews
He's not sure if she doesn't pick up because she just doesn't want to talk to him, or she doesn't use that phone anymore... If he had to make an honest guess, he'd know it's the first. -T for references to drug use, post glass-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Alec L., Isabelle L. - Complete
Spin You Around by BlueStripedPolo reviews
ONESHOT! Ballet gives me a certain feeling that makes it irresistible to me. Not like flying. When I'm flying I feel strong, fast, dangerous. But not with ballet. When I'm dancing to the classical music in my head, I feel light, graceful and beautiful.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Nudge - Complete
Fallen Angels by FutureNinjas reviews
When the Squints uncover a set of bones belonging to a genetically enhanced experiment, they become immersed in a battle between one of their main funding groups, Itex, with the help of a certain group of Avian Americans.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Bones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
Exploitation by soupcan reviews
Sokka has a weakness, and Iroh will exploit it. Humor. Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sokka, Iroh - Complete
Getting to Know the Real Chad by ZanessaLover247 reviews
Sonny Monroe leaves for NYC to promote So Random for 3 weeks. Her dreams of a fun time in the city are crushed when Mr. Condor decides to make Chad go along. What happens when Channy gets stuck in the same hotel suite for those 3 weeks? Channy..eventualy
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,497 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
I hate you, Puck by pixiewings00 reviews
I'm not really going anywhere with this. By the fourth chapter, I'll have an idea of what I want, but until then, it's all just random fun and drama with our two favorites!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck
How Draco Malfoy And His Banana Seduced Hermione by Eicklehart reviews
The way Malfoy was peeling that banana did strange things to Hermione's insides. Clutched in his hands, the half-naked banana looked slightly dirty and extremely indecent. Half smut, half sexual tension - all Dramione. Smutt, cursing and bad innuendos
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Through Zora's Eyes by will.you.say.ok reviews
You think Zora doesn't notice when Tawni cries? You think she didn't notice Nico's secret girlfriend? You think she doesn't notice the way Chad looks at Sonny? Well she does.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Zora L.
If I Give You My Heart by HotColdEyes reviews
When Maddie is officially living on deck, what will happen when the "Bleeding Heart Liberal" and the "Establishment Puppet" cross paths for the second time around? TSL on Deck - MADDIExTREVOR
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,057 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Maddie F., Trevor E.
Two Worlds of Magic by Smoochy reviews
House M.D./Harry Potter crossover. Takes place before season 4, so everyone from the old team are here. Imagine – one day there’s Hermione Granger at House’s office asking for a job...
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,430 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Hermione G., G. House
Unsettling by Puudee Frog reviews
Unsettling: having the effect of upsetting, disturbing, or discomposing. Yes, everyone thought that Luna Lovegood was an unsettling figure in Forks. Edward Cullen agreed. LL/EC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Luna L., Edward
Push and Pull by Jimi's Little Wing reviews
Yin and Yang. Fire and Water. Good and Evil. Push and Pull. Such is the duality of their relationship, and their love… Zuko finds Katara after Azula has tortured her, and their duality sparks great love. A/U Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,407 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Katara, Zuko
A New Year's Dramione by mistress meo reviews
One Shot. A week after 'A Christmas Dramione Drabble'. Malfoy and Hermione can't forget about what happened on Christmas Eve. I wanted to do another fic that revolved around a countdown. What better countdown than the one to midnight on New Year's Eve?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Only Love Sprung From My Only Hate by JadedDragon4 reviews
COMPLETE! On a dark night, in a dark corridor, the unthinkable happens . . . and now the lust is unstoppable. Dramione. Rated M for sexual situations. Borderline Lemon. If this is not your cup of tea, please do not read. PLEASE R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,665 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ladder by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Hermione is alone in the library one late night and finds herself in quite a predicament.I know I usually write HarryDraco slash, but this Dramione was clawing to get out. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Feminine Things by Chaaaandaaaa reviews
When a trip to the Loo become a regular thing, due to Feminine things. Rated for Language and Sexual content. Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trapped by mistress meo reviews
Sequel. Picks up where Pinned left off. Time to get some things settled. Draco and Hermione fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Redemption by DeathUponAStick reviews
Draco realizes his feelings for the girl he had called Mudblood for so long as his Aunt Bellatrix tortures her. Retelling of Malfoy Manor, from Deathly Hallows. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,267 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Staircases and Stonewalls by mistress meo reviews
Set during the Yule Ball in Goblet of Fire. Draco seems to be doing a lot of looking out for Hermione and interrupts her good time with Krum. A nice build up to a DracoHermione argumentsnog. Done as part of the Ferret Challenge. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Christmas Dramione by mistress meo reviews
“Mistletoe! Mistletoe!” They both jumped at the sound of Peeves screeching down from the snowy ceiling above. “Look who’s been caught under the mistletoe!”.............A quiet Christmas Eve and guess who has prefect duties? ENJOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Like You by Kiseki-no-neko reviews
He couldn’t look at her, if he did, she’d leave, vanish as if she were never there, nothing but her scent left in the breeze. -FangxNudge- -Character death- -Oneshot-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Fang, Nudge - Complete
Then & Now by TheDarkTwistedFantasy reviews
This will be my last letter to you love. This is something I realize cannot and will not be. This is all the fantasy of a lonely 17 year old girl who has to grow up and move on with her life...HGDM ONE SHOTA
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Yule Ball Revisited by mistress meo reviews
ONE SHOT COMPLETE! Just where did Hermione go when she stormed away from Ron while Viktor was getting the drinks? Draco and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pinned by mistress meo reviews
An arguement over a book can lead to many things when left alone in the library. Draco and Hermione. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Freshly Scrubbed by Echidne and Jyestha reviews
A short tale of a conversation in the library where sexual tension runs high. As does Draco's ego. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Unexpected reviews
A mysterious girl comes to McKinley, and Puck wants to figure her out. "You... You have WINGS!" "I understand if you want to leave me." "H-how is this possible?" She grinned. "I'm an angel." Puck/Nudge, Quinn/Finn, Rachel/Jesse
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Nudge, Puck
Dirty Little Secret reviews
Well, not so dirty little secret really. But secret anyways. Jonah/OC. Small little oneshot. T for mentions of attempted suicide.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Jonah W. - Complete
She Hopes It Gives Him Hell reviews
It's finally regionals, and the glee club did a little changing up when it came to songs. Songfic to "Gives You Hell" by All American Rejects.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
Egged reviews
Rachel Berry has always lived in a fairy tale. But now she realizes it's time to grow up. She has to win battles for herself, and that's EXACTLY what she did. Really short, but I don't care. It was mainly written for myself. But enjoy anyways!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
To Heal a Broken Heart reviews
Hermione Granger, plagued with PTSD, moves to Forks to try to get better. Jasper Hale recently lost his girlfriend. Both are broken hearted. Can they help each other?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Hermione G., Jasper
Zora's Heart reviews
Companion story to "Simply a Fairytale"'s "Through Zora's Eyes" And please, no flaming, I have her permission.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Zora L. - Complete