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Joined 01-23-10, id: 2228685, Profile Updated: 10-25-10

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I don't own it :(

Name's Emma. Respect it bitches.

Seme Hidan & Uke Kakuzu - OTP :DDD

I also love (seme x uke):

Hidan x Deidara
Kakuzu x Deidara
Sasuke x Naruto
Konan x Pain
Hidan x Kakuzu
Zetsu x Tobi
Sasuke x Oro
Karin x Sasuke
Sakura x Sasuke
Uchihacest!

...thats all for now.

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How Do Magnets Work? by KillerMay reviews
Hebi, Taka, idiotic group of teenagers who think they're the best thing since yoo-hoo in a box – it's all the same, really. But seriously? This little group of misfits was supposed to be the next big criminal organization since Akatsuki? I doubt it. Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Team Hawk - Complete
The It School by Riz-I reviews
Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the It School. Just remember one thing; This is The It School... And this is where it's at.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,904 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Art Farts by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Enjoy a civilized discussion on the nature and workings of art with Konan, Deidara, Sasori, and Sai. A talk show parody which just happens to be a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Sai, Sasori - Complete
Angst! by Bleeping Bloop reviews
With the help of Deidara, Hidan tries to take Itachi on as the most angst-fueled member. Epic fail! Angst parody is a win though. Pain, Konan and Sasori as the judges of angst appeal. Who will be the most angsty memeber?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
SasoDei Only One by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Based on the song Only One by Yellow Card. Sasori and Deidara get into a fight, so Deidara is planning on Committing Suicide. Can Sasori save him before it's too late, though?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Super Duper Zombie Buddies! by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Pein wants to know why Kakuzu and Hidan sneak out every night. Konan has her theories. Zetsu has his. May not be what it seems, or is it? Kakuzu and Hidan decide to become...what? Second character is Hidan, now I wonder why it's rated T?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Stalker by dmnq8 reviews
It was part obsession, part downright nosiness. He wanted to know all Naruto's business. Plus, Naruto was hot. AR, OOC. Shonen-ai. NaruSasu. Disclaimer in my profile. Rating may go up. Elements of parody and angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Beg! by spirited curiosities reviews
She wanted him badly enough to surrender her pride. Even Temari cannot resist the irresistible, no matter how hard she tries. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2010 - [Temari, Hidan] - Complete
The Merry Band of Idiots by ohwhatsherface reviews
They would probably kill each other before they killed Sasuke. Really, what was Shikamaru THINKING when he said they would make a good team?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
love fool by ohwhatsherface reviews
KibaIno. Kiba always found that girls cried for the most idiotic reasons, but Ino was just being ridiculous.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
As You Wish by The Crack Fairy reviews
“Explaining everything would take a long time… you may call me Hidan, and because you have my necklace, I have to grant you three wishes.” KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Shut up Hidan by skydreia reviews
Hidan's constant complaining drives Kakuzu into being more creative in shutting him up. This in turn makes Hidan a little more then just paranoid.Chapter4: bathroom renovating and painting tips! Eventual HidanXKakuzu.Rated M for Hidan and further chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi