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Author has written 9 stories for Watchmen, Alice in Wonderland, Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello, there, my name is Evan(as seen below) And I am a transgender(FtM), homosexual, crossdressing(occasionally), cosplaying, pyromaniac, Russian teenager who really could not give less of a fuck what anyone thinks of me. I'm a writer. And proud! I'm also a paranoid insomniac with occasional hallucinations who has a werewolf friend named Bruce. I SWEAR TO GOD HE IS!!!! He just...seems like he would be. SO THERE. I'm an active participant in theatre, writing, mosh pits, alien takeovers and post apocolyptia. (here's lookin' at you, fallout.) Despite what my attitude may seem like, I really do love to make friends and I'm a rather nice person when I try, though my humor is...odd.

I was born in New York City, however, both of my parents and my older brother were born in Russia. I have been there only once, when I was very, very small and i only remember throwing a snowball at my grandfather.

I HATE having my name mispronounced, but that's not really something any of you need to worry about.

I love Hetalia. SO MUCH. And am currently working on my first Hetalia fic, Ablaze.

Also, I'm working on my current pride and joy, Twas Brillig. Please read it.

Name: Evan (EE-vahn)

Nickname(s): Eva, Vanny

Date of Birth: 8-12

Location: NYC

Personal Quote: "Bravery and stupidity often go hand in hand. Lucky for me, I've never claimed to have hands."

STEREOTYPES: Bold the ones that apply to you
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (actually, I'm transgender, but I'm just gonna go with this.)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (I'm not even into girls xD)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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This Isn't Everything You Are by DistanceMaster reviews
Draco is a Veela who came into his inheritance early, but something has been blocking him from finding his mate. After a second summer of searching, Draco returned to Hogwarts for his sixth year to find that his greatest rival has changed, although no one else seems to notice. As he digs into the life of the Boy Who Lived, what will he discover? DMxHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,405 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ice Revolution by lebunnylub reviews
It was strange but he loved watching the other ice skate, it was so beautiful. People say that men can't be beautiful but Ivan/Alfred disagree. Out on the ice, anyone can become beautiful. Ice-skating, Sports. AU Romance/Drama/Family
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 120,843 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Russia, America
The Wandering Heart by Ink'n'Echo reviews
Ace is even more lost than he was before. Is it because of Alice? Will she be the one to untangle the chaos in his heart when he himself doesn't even know what it takes to love another?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,829 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Ace, Alice L.
Mystery Man by Sol-angelii reviews
"You know those types who you never really notice untill you suddenly stumble over them battered and bruised in an alley? It is always the quiet ones" An Avengers AU fic. with M/M pairings, because there aren't enough of them! Clint/Bruce Steve/Tony
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,071 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Stark With a Drink, End With a Kiss by Nuwanda reviews
Sequel to "The Text That Began It All". Clint shows up at Tony's house with pizza and a movie, and secret plans for the evening ahead. Little does he know that he's out to get far more than he bargained for. Tony/Clint.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,770 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Sugar High by rainbowseagull reviews
Excuse the lazy title. Fill for this kink meme prompt: "Modern AU. Modern-day reincarnations of Valjean and Javert meet, and begin a relationship." Slash, obviously.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,940 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Javert, Valjean
Chaos Ensues by sepulchreangel reviews
A series of one-shots examining the partnership and later friendship of Daniel and Rorschach. More info inside.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 70,351 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
The Opposite of Yourself by sephie666 reviews
While walking around the circus one day, Alice comes upon a stall that sells palm readings and POTIONS! See what happens when Alice walks out with a particular potion.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,395 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Alice L.
Onyx by roxypony reviews
Mika's Trials of Initiation...with a deadly twist. Also featuring other Vampire Mountain favourites such as Arrow, Vancha, Larten, Kurda etc. Written by myself and Elenafromthewoods!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,622 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Mika Ver Leth
A Marriage of Convenience by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Alice finishes her business in China and returns home to find that her mother has arranged a marriage for her. In a moment of desperation, she tells her mother that she already has a fiance, and an Underland butterfly has to step in as in loco fiance.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,362 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Alice K., Caterpillar/Absolem - Complete
Alexis' adventures in Wonderland by dark-chococat reviews
Alexis is Alice's cousin and closest friend. She follows Alice and Peter into wonderland. This is all in Alexis' point of view. There will be some OC coupling and may have some Alice coupling.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 59,314 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
lollipop smiles by Jaaavyt reviews
Only chaos ensues when the Role Holders decided to start a play. "You stupid twins! Stop flinging that slipper at my ass!"
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2010
The Tragedy Before The Tragedy by Nicole-Dilona reviews
As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee." No one ever knew how much that last word hurt Benvolio. Here's the story why. A story from Tybalt and Benvolio's childhood. No slash pairings, just friendship. My first Shakespeare fan fic. Please review.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,333 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009
That Boy Is A Monster by LadyEmjazz reviews
Hatter remember's an old friend. Hatter/March past friendship and romance. Ficlet length.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hatter, Mad March - Complete
Home Economics 101 by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Dan is going to secretly return to the hero-ing business. But after years of non-use, Archie is not fit for the job; he has to dispose of it. But he can't! So he takes Archie to Jon, whom turns the ship into... a human boy?.:.semiAU multi-ch slash fic.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach
Wasteland Watcher by Elerick reviews
Charon had lived through a lot, until the weird Vault kid showed up. Story of a boy who wishes to record all the beauty of the wasteland and his reluctant assistant in the search for knowledge. Mildly crack-ish and slash-ish.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009
Fun with the Daedric Princes by KanetsuguNaoe reviews
Molag Bal and Sheogorath decide to have some fun with there siblings. Rated M for swearing. Some Yaoi content because of Bal. that perv. AU.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,121 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007
Impression by Griffinkhan reviews
[Oneshot] Jade Balfour feared nothing he understood and believed nothing that he did not.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Jade, Peony - Complete
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Ablaze reviews
When you're left to burn, maybe a loud-mouthed American hero is just what you need. High school AU sortta , contains witchcraft, USUK, Spamano, GerIta and a fair amount of other pairings. Rated M for violence, language and sex in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,021 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - England/Britain, America
Twas Brillig reviews
Alice, a young girl staying in a small town for two weeks, will find more than she bargained when she goes snooping around in things that are hidden. Through the mirror, she's thrown into a world full of death, suffering, tyrannical queens and incredible horrors. Will her friends be able to guide her to her rightful place in Wonderland? Will she even survive? Rating may change.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,863 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012
Not Quite Alice reviews
Every generation, one child from the Liddel line has been taken by a world called wonderland. Alois' parents have taken great measures to save their son but these plans fail. Will Alois meet the same fate as those before him? I suck at summaries.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010
Slingshots and Shotgun Shells reviews
A watchmen high school AU. Dan is a new kid and is determined to befriend one Walter Kovacs,who, at first, wants absolutely nothing to do with him. Light slash/bromance Dan/Walter. I have fixed chapter three's spelling & spacing errors!
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
Because I Love reviews
A series of oneshots focusing on various wonderlanders X alice. I might throw some slash in there *wink wink* Some will be drabbles some will not and I WILL TALK TO MYSELF IN THE AUTHOR'S NOTES!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Alice L.
Learning to Love Insanity reviews
Merlot is a teenage girl who suffers from hallucinations. Because of this, she has spent the last few years of her life in a mental hospital for children. What happens when a certain rabbit pays her a visit? OCx?, OCxeveryone at first.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2010
White Rabbit reviews
A serial killer calling himself the Mad Hatter terrorizes New York City with his gruesome string of murders. The only one who has any hope of catching him is a mysterious detective known only as White Rabbit. Alice wasn't so lucky. Can he save the others?
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2010 - White Rabbit, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Modern Alice reviews
Alice is bored. Her life is too normal. But what if a visit to her grandpa's reveals that that's not the whole truth. Inspiration from my own experiences! :D I tried my very best with this! I own only the characters! Enjoy!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,982 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alice, Queen of Hearts - Complete
Child of Wonderland reviews
Cantharis never did as he was told. And give him the chance for adventure, and he'll take it. SEQUAL TO MODERN ALICE.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Alice, Cheshire Cat