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Hahaha!! Smile =D ! Sorry for my bad English!! When I start to write my fan fiction, I'll try my best to correct all the grammar that was wrong and find Beta.
'Kay, about me?
Name : Actually, I didn't really bothers what you call me, but u can call me Hammy.
Sex : Girl (Why can't I become a boy...?)
Age : 14 (haha...?)
Birthday : June 9 ( I was born at 9-6-1996 (I'm so proud of that!! haha))
Hobbies : Drawing, reading novels and comics, drawing, eating (especially cakes! yum!), reading fan fictions or doujinshi, OL, drawing, sleeping, playing games, watching TV, talking with friends when the teacher is teaching, drawing, dancing modern dance (about ballet... I already tried to do 'split' and ended having a very hard time just for standing!!), watching cool movies at the cinema, drawing, and bla bla bla...
Weight : From 1 until 100 kg :D But I'm not really fat, just like regular girls you know...
Height : 158 cm
Favorite Color : Blue, forever and ever!! Actually I also like red and green, no, actually I love all colours, but Blue!!
Comic books that I read so far... : Naruto, One Piece, Kuroshitsuji, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Pandora Hearts, Bleach, Nousatsu Junkie (Charming Junkie), Soul Eater, Eyeshield 21, Kingdom Hearts, Vampire Knight, Ouran Koukou Host Club(Ouran High School Host Club), Gakuen Alice, Hayate the Combat Butler, Doraemon (of course, everyone already read or touch this comic book for at least once -.- ... right?), Shaman King, Conan, Yu-Gi-Oh, Harlem Beat Wa Yoake Made, Nabari No Oh, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Alive, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, Fairy Tail, Tribal 12, MAR, Jigoku Shoujo, Shugo Chara, Fruits Basket, Oniichan To Issyo(With My Brothers), La Corda D'Oro, Ryu No Hanawazurai(Dragon's Fiance), Penguin Kakumei(Penguin Revolution), Velvet Blue Rose, Arakure, Youkai Navi Runa, Arisa, Meitantei Yumemizu Kiyoshiro Jiken Note (The Great Detective Kiyoshiro Yumemizu), AAA, Kokoni Iruyo (I Am Here), Sweet Lollipop, Kamichama Karin, Kitchen No Ohemi Sama(Kitchen Princess), Wild Life, Kekkaishi, Dr. Koto Shinryosho, Yakitate!! Japan, Kirarin Revolution, Piano No Mori, Konjiki No Zatch Bell(is the spelling wrong?), Yotsubato, Rocket Man, Kocchimuite Miiko, Monster Soul, Ranma 1/2, Sprout, Golden Days, Crayon Shinchan, and bla bla bla... (actually it's still a LOT of comic books that I want to tell u, but I was already tired writing. And I mean it, a LOT!!) :3
Eye Color : Brown (If I can change my eye color, I will pick blue. First reason, Blue eyes is so... waw... and the second reason, that's the color of Roxas eyes! Fufufu... I can't use contact lens, 'cause my mom didn't let me use it *sigh*...)
Hair Color : Black, long black hair (I really hate it.. Why black?? Why??)
Yahoo Mail : i...@yahoo.com
Favorite Pairings (seme/uke) :
Sasu/Naru (the best) (Naruto)
Ita/Sasu/Naru or Ita/Naru/Sasu (yeah! ) (Naruto)
Hiruma/Sena (Eyeshield 21)
Shin/Sena (Eyeshield 21)
Gill/Oz (I've never seen one though... TT_TT) (Pandora Hearts)
Axel/Roxas (also the best!) (Kingdom Hearts)
Axel/Roxas/Demyx (fufufu) (Kingdom Hearts)
Zoro/Luffy (One Piece)
Gray/Natsu (Fairy Tail)
Roy/Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Lavi/Allen (D.Gray Man)
Yukimura/Sasuke (Samurai Deeper Kyo)
... I cannot think of another right now, so that's so far ...
I think that's a little about me... If you want to know me more, I'd be happy to!! I always love getting more and more friends!!
THE KH SURVEY
(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions!)
SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy?
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
6. Least Favorite World?
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Kairi?
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
33. Riku or Roxas?
35. Axel of Demyx?
38. Namixas or Namiku?
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
If you cried when Axel faded, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized?' just cuz he can, copy and paste this in your profile
If you think that Demyx has a heart, copy and paste this in your profile
If you think that it was messed up that Roxas came out from Sora to see Namine, but not when Axel fading, copy and paste this in your profile
-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-
1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?
Xemnas and Demyx?? Poor Demyx... :3 I think it's angsty coz Xemnas will rape Demyx...
2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?
Zexion and Xigbar... Hmmm... Fluffy maybe?? I don't really know...
3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?
Axel and Xaldin?? Maybe?? Nothing is impossible. But I prefer Axel and Roxas...
4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?
Roxas and Lexaeus?? Demyx shocked, Larxene laughing, and Axel is holding his weapons with fire in his eyes... Lol XD
5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?
Saix/Vexen or Larxene/Marluxia?? Of course Six/Five!! There's a lot of their fan fiction in this web! Including the side pairing in a story of course..
6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?
Luxord? Absolutely no... Roxas is... Xp
7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?
Demyx happy if Lexaeus and Saix got together?? Maybe?? XD (thingking of it makes me laughing!)
8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.
Zexion and Axel...?? "The Story About Two Seme??" Hahaha!! XD
9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?
Xigbar/Roxas, only side pairing.. I'ts also the rape one... Poor Roxy... T-T
10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?
Marluxia/Vexen? That's not a really weird one. Maybe?
11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?
Larxene/Xaldin? Hahah!! Larxene top?? How come!! It's a stupid question! Of course Xaldin is on the top!
12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?
Roxas/Vexen?! My most favourite and my least favourite one together?! Of course no!
13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?
Lexaeus/Demyx : ?? Sorry I cannot imagine that ! My brain is exploded when I think of them!!
14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?
Luxord/Larxene?? Scary... The baby... Poor baby!!
15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.
Axel/Roxas/Saix? : Warning! A murder coz Axel is absolutely gonna kill Saix for ruined his and Roxas love moment! Hihi...
16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?
Zexion and Luxord getting married?? And what will Marluxia said? Marluxia is absolutely gonna said " I'm happy with you two, but Zexion, could you please stop Demyx from crying and trying to kill himself...!!" Haha Lol
I was born on the day of Demyx
In the month of Zexion
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Zexion
And I'm Roxas years old. You could also say that I'm Xemnas + Axel + Vexen years old.
My favorite numbers are Marluxia
But my lucky number is Roxas (it's already proven a lot of times =D)
If you get it, put your own on your profile. If you get it. XP
THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? I like all, but... Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi, Minato.
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru XD
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI forever!!
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No, but I would like to...
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. hmmm... Naruto comic books, necklace, magazines about Naruto, posters, pins, and bla bla bla more
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? I think... No
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina. Because Naruto is Sasuke's XD
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? That's a very STUPID question. Sakura is annoying. She is an ugly pink haired girl that always ruined Sasuke and Naruto's love moments. SasuNaru of course!
9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7 of course! but I wish the team is Sasuke, Naruto, and Sai... Even though I don't really like Sai, but he's better than 'that' girl. Sorry for 'that' girl lovers -3-
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Hmmm... a bit, because I know Kakashi will be very happy if he can see Obito once more, but... as an enemy... not really... TT-TT
11) Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father theory? Of course! He IS, right?!
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, and a bit Pein...
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro, I think... Because even though Sasuke is the stupidest person ever in manga, first he wanted to kill Itachi, Itachi died, then he wanted to destroy Konoha, what the hell?! But in fanfic he always make Naruto happy, smile, moa... no, I mean blush.
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Of course! XD
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? In manga? Yes yes!
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ?? XD
17) Sub or dub? Sub I think... XD
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti disgusting ugly PINK haired girl! sorry once again for Sakura's fans
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny, first. But after that... -v-'
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes of course... My friends always talk about him in class, how can I don't know?
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Gai? XD Dunno...
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Mm... I love Naruto cross dressing, but the best cross dresser... I think Naruto XD He's so cute when he wears a dress that Sasuke give to him. Oh and Haku, of course XD
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awesome! I don't think he's weird. I like his personalities, and the most reason I like him, because in some fics, Lee will be paired with Sakura, so Sasuke and Naruto can live happily without annoying girl around them...
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Naruto I think... As a cute and cry baby one... Love it! XD
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Of course. Naruto fan fictions is my life!
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Not yet, but I will!
27) Do you like lemons? HWAHAHAHAHA!! You still asked me?! (pervert mode : on) Are you kidding me?! I LOVE LEMONS! Especially SasuNaru!! XD
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yes a bit, because I always talk about Naruto with my brother and sister when we were eating dinner together. =D
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No... TTATT
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? ?? XD
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Everyone (that I know) in my life loves Naruto XD
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? I'm great at hiding things!! Xp
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No, because I have a lot places where I can hide them in my table. =)
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Life? Yes, my life turned upside down XD Grades? A bit because I always spend my time reading Naruto fan fic and Naruto comics XD
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? YES!! XD I buy a lot of Naruto's things with my friends and there's a fly flying out from my wallet after that! XD
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes, but if that book is Hentai, no. If that book is Yuri, no. If that book is Yaoi, I will read it no matter what!
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No. -X-
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? No, but I really want to...
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Mmm... With that long hair and wings, YES! XD
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Nope
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes! And my life is merrier because Naruto comes to my life! Thank you soooooo much, Masashi Kishimoto!! XD
You dream about SasuNaru all the time; (yap)
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Kiba & Deidara?! Holy Sh*t! Never! XD I wonder if that pairing even exist! LOL
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Goosssshhh... *smiling like a stupid girl and have a nosebleed*
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Deidara get Sai pregnant? I don't think Sai will be happy... XDDD
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? A lot!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Kiba and Naruto? Of course! But I like SasuNaru the first.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? ItaPein or ItaShika? Of course ItaPein! XD
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Thinking "I should take a picture, send it to Sasuke, and rename it into '2 sexy blonde having sex'" LOL!!!!
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. ... Let me think... *head exploded* XD
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? GaaSai? IMPOSSIBLE. LOL
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. I can't even think them as a pairing, how can I make a title?! :D
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? OMG KakaGaa?! No!
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? No way! WE LOVE SASUKE SOOOO MUCH! :D
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Deidara? Never I guess.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? *fainted* NaruKakaIta?! No way! XDDDD
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? "You better be happy because I'm not sleepy now" :P I'm suck at this kind of thing *sigh*
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Sai?! I definitely pick an emo song! LOL
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? GaaKibaSaso?! Warning: 2 red headed, a dog. (yes I'm suck)
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "Why when I'm with you, what I want is not a pillow to sleep but your hole for my dick?" XP
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? "The seme always say that the uke didn't have a dick and yet they already having sex a lot of time. Stupid un." LOL
20) How emo is Seven? Suigetsu emo?! Suigetsu is a happy person! XD
I Have a Question...:
Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...
Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"
Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...
What I don't understand is this...
Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...
Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...
Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...
My question is...
Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?
Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?
And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?
For SasuNaru fans, YOU HAVE TO READ THIS!!
Mini Conference – ExpoAnime (USA):
An official interview with Kishimoto about SasuNaru
“A group of fans asked Kishimoto what he thought about the doujinshi and fanfics of this pairing. He simply responded that it was his favourite pairing and that he always collected stuff of it. In addition, he stated that he wanted to give the manga a Shounen-ai ending” (Confirming it twice)(Fan girls : We love you Masahi Kishimoto!! XD)
After the Interview, Kishimoto revealed that Sasuke was based on his best friend from High School, whom he admired and loved very much, and that Naruto was a reflection of himself and the adventures he would have liked to experience when he was young. He also emphasized that in the series there is not a love triangle, but rather a circle, like a fish biting its own tail. Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke and Sasuke has special feelings for Naruto.
Random comments from the interview above :
“Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, creator of Naruto, who openly declared that he liked Shounen-ai, his favourite pairing was SasuNaru and that he was going to give the manga an end of that nature. Though it’s going to be an open-ending, it will be perceptible that Sasuke and Naruto end up together”
Oh yeah I hope it's true!
SasuNaru or SasuSaku
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
P.s: I look at it myself :D If you wanna copy this, just copy from Howdy SasuNaru lovers
Howdy SasuNaru lovers!!
x results at 6th August 2010 at 6:03 pm x
Did you wonder what is that??? That was...
How many fanfictions of them in this net!!! From K rated to M rated! From in-progress to complete!! From the shortest ever fanfiction to the longest ever!!!! :DDD
Well I don't know if in mean time (or long time) the results will change, but I know for sure that for me SasuNaru is waaaay more better than SasuSaku or NaruSasu! (for SasuSaku or NaruSasu lovers, I'm sorry but if you read this that means you're looking for SasuNaru fanfiction or SasuNaru-realted-things because this is my account... :DDDD and there's no SasuSaku or NaruSaku even a single one here...)
Copy this post and put it in your profile if you smile evilly when you read the results and put your name here so I know who else that was smirking or laughing when reading the results :P happyhamster
You are an Innocent Uke!
Creative, sweet, and shy, the Innocent Uke dreams of a peaceful life with the perfect partner - someone to protect them, and lavish them with romantic affection. Artistic and gentle in manner and appearance, the Innocent Uke avoids conflict and decision-making, content in placing their complete trust and happiness in their partner's hands - for all they really desire is to surround themselves with the soft and fluffy fantasy world they've created for themselves.
Other common traits of the Innocent Uke include being: thoughtful, trusting, insecure, sensitive, romantic, and loyal.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Intelligent and honest, the Romantic Seme has refined but modest tastes - whether it's food, art, or their own wardrobe. Their appearance can sometimes give the impression of being somewhat unapproachable, when actually, the Romantic Seme cares little for materialistic things, and only wants to shower their partner with their love and protection. Romantic Seme also tend to be very giving to those they are close to, and need to be careful not to be too giving... sacrificing much of themselves to insure the happiness of others.
Other common traits of the Romantic Seme include being: loyal, romantic, thoughtful, protective, honorable, passionate, and trusting.
Take the experience at www.SemeUke.com
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
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FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, and Grandma.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through elementary&middle/high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
1.) You accidentally enter your email password on another web password.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
Stupid racism. :(
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
"When I was born I was black,"
"But you sir..."
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
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Every Abortion Is Just . . .
If you're against abortion, re-post this!
: Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom or Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
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~24 things to do in an elevator!~
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom
1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore
2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know
3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Just kidding.
5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'
6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...
7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.
11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?
12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...
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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong