Author has written 21 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Bones, Sweeney Todd, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Labyrinth, Harry Potter, Leverage, Flash, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.
schadenfreude is the poor man's opera.
numbers are the best friends anyone could ever have.
-math is logical, methodical, and beautiful.
-people are imperfect, but numbers are the language of the universe.
-numbers never lie.
I dislike the idea of a perfect romance, I find humor in unconventional places, I draw inspiration from real life, I hate writing perfect grammar into realistic situations or conversations, I never mean it when I apologize, my fics are saturated in death and loss, I have no respect for stupidity, I love to cook, I'm passionate about math, I'm an incurable sadist, intellectual discourse is my version of intimacy, I'm highly possessive, and I need to be challenged. I can write emotion, even if I can't really understand it. I'm probably asexual, as I find sex to be disgusting and vulgar, but tits are the greatest invention in the universe, next to cherry Tango and Majora's Mask.
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