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Author has written 21 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Bones, Sweeney Todd, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Labyrinth, Harry Potter, Leverage, Flash, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.

schadenfreude is the poor man's opera.

numbers are the best friends anyone could ever have.

-math is logical, methodical, and beautiful.

-people are imperfect, but numbers are the language of the universe.

-numbers never lie.

About Me:

I dislike the idea of a perfect romance, I find humor in unconventional places, I draw inspiration from real life, I hate writing perfect grammar into realistic situations or conversations, I never mean it when I apologize, my fics are saturated in death and loss, I have no respect for stupidity, I love to cook, I'm passionate about math, I'm an incurable sadist, intellectual discourse is my version of intimacy, I'm highly possessive, and I need to be challenged. I can write emotion, even if I can't really understand it. I'm probably asexual, as I find sex to be disgusting and vulgar, but tits are the greatest invention in the universe, next to cherry Tango and Majora's Mask.

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Cities of the Future by Versace Frolic reviews
Celebrity culture has dug its scalpel into the very core of the world, making it impossible for anyone less than beautiful to walk down the street with confidence, let alone hold a job. Axel, love child of revolutionaries, refuses to submit. Happy 8/13!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sweet Untruths by brokenoperaglasses reviews
Canonverse AU; AkuRoku; A day in the lives of Axel and Roxas, on the run together because Sora wanted Roxas to live. Snapshots in time on the day Roxas can't love him. Posthumous tribute. For Zheyne.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Kismet by Nirav reviews
Or, what happens when the biggest mistake of your life serves to open your eyes to something you didn't know you needed to live.
Stick It - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Complete
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Quiet Heroics reviews
The thing about being smart is that you can see how things work, whether you mean to or not. CSI assistant Berry Allen is about to learn why it's not always a perk. Genderbend, pre-series.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 4/5 - Barry A./The Flash, Iris W., Det. Joe W., Capt. David S.
Date Night reviews
A very amused Iris and Eddie run into Team Flash trying, and failing spectacularly, to not be awkward. Berry just kind of wants to run away. Genderbend, nebulous timeline, Berry/Caitlin/Cisco and Iris/Eddie.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8 - [Barry A./The Flash, Cisco R., Dr. Caitlin S.] Iris W. - Complete
Life in the Friend Zone
Berry Allen, secret superhero and Devourer of Sundaes, can't even imagine a better best friend. Iris West, journalist and blogger, would probably say she's the lucky one. They're both lucky, because friendship like this is hard to come by. Genderbend, but otherwise canon.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7 - Barry A./The Flash, Iris W. - Complete
The Requisite Hospital Scene reviews
It's fortunate that Barry Allen has super healing, because accidents happen, and this one really sucks, but it could have been a lot worse. It could have been a puppy.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6 - Barry A./The Flash, Dr. Caitlin S. - Complete
Ain't This the Life reviews
Half-drunken Super Shenanigans are totally not funny, right? Yeah, actually, they're a little bit hilarious, as Team Flash will soon realize. Raise your beakers high and toast to friendships that are gonna last.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6 - Barry A./The Flash, Dr. Caitlin S., Cisco R., Eobard T./Impostor Harrison W./Reverse-Flash - Complete
Dandelion Revolution reviews
You're somewhere between losing and finding, and maybe you're just kidding yourself. You're not good enough. Could be your disease has already killed you. But maybe, just maybe, this Road Trip from Hell can be your cure. L/N AU; sequel to Candy Hearts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,533 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Naminé, Larxene
Imaginary Action reviews
After "The Future Job," Eliot and Parker think about murder. Or sex. Sometimes they're basically the same thing. A system develops, one that will persist far into the future, but nobody's going to complain. Much. Parker/Eliot, Parker/Hardison, pre-E/P/H.
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Eliot S., Parker, Alec H. - Complete
Vive la Revolution reviews
On body bags, political terrorism, rock operas, date nights, family bonding, coffee beans, and the whole goddamn enchilada. Roxas/Axel, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Purple reviews
Kidfic; meandering thoughts. She doesn't know if the storybooks are true, but Harry Potter is her hero. She's going to be just like him when she grows up. *Squinty pre-Ginny/Luna*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
The Quiet Sound of Losing Faith reviews
Pre-movie; Sometimes she knows exactly why Linda left her husband, but she can't fathom why she left her daughter. Irene tries so hard to fix what's been broken, but she can't do it alone, and no one's helping.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sarah - Complete
Quaere Verum reviews
For the sake of his sister, Roxas sells lives on the street corner, when he's not taking them. Axel wants to make it all disappear, but Roxas left for more reasons than he's willing to admit, and destruction waits just beyond the horizon. Roxas/Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,045 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Roxas, Axel
Plus One reviews
So, basically, wedding receptions are frightening. I don't think I'd be able to face this alone, so I'm lucky to have the most beautiful, sexy, dangerous woman in existence on my arm. Larxiné AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Naminé, Larxene - Complete
Fractal reviews
It's more like he just doesn't belong anywhere. Under the Paopu tree his existence comes into question and once again he can't understand. You're not crazy if it's true. Just because they don't see doesn't mean it's not true. Roxas/Kairi. AU?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Roxas, Kairi
Candy Hearts reviews
Like brutal murder and bad porn, the love of your life is burned into your retinas the first time you see her. There's no escaping her. For reals, sometimes all you can do is hold on tight and hope that when she kills you, you'll enjoy it. Larxiné; AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,240 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Naminé, Larxene - Complete
In Transit reviews
He can't admit that he's running, but he can't deny it either. So he calls himself a jetsetter and hopes to someday find resolution...or oblivion. Then Roxas comes back. Roxas/Axel, semi-AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Question of Content reviews
You don't deserve her. Yet.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
For Broke reviews
He's willing to risk it all - his life, his sanity, everything - if it means finding a way to fix this. Because Roxas isn't coming back on his own, and without him, Axel has nothing left to lose. Roxas/Axel, canon universe, for 8/13.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Up in Flames reviews
Flash fiction; end of film. Somewhere between giving him a purpose and turning the townsfolk into cannibals, she should have realized there's a certain kind of madness even love can't touch.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Time reviews
Time is never particularly kind to anyone, and he doesn't wait. Alice dreams, Kairi wishes, and there may not be a solution, but there will always be an opportunity.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Kairi, Alice K. - Complete
Be Mine reviews
Because Temperance Brennan refuses to get caught up in the delusional ideology behind Valentine's Day, she spends the night in the lab with her bones and the disgusting – but strangely addicting – candy hearts Angela gave her. And Zack. *Z/B.*
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2010 - T. Brennan, Zach A. - Complete
Worship reviews
God is dead and we have killed him -- but you have Axel when you're alone and everything is hellish, and you actually believe in him. And while we're on the topic, he's kind of the best thing that ever happened to you. Roxas/Axel, alternate universe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete