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Joined 01-24-10, id: 2229080, Profile Updated: 07-05-10
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

“Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.”
~Virginia Wolf

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one."

~Baltasar Gracián

"The editor is always right. The corollary is that no writer will take all of his or her editor's advice; for all have sinned and fallen short of editorial perfection. Put another way, to write is human, to edit is divine."

~Stephen King

"I believe the road to hell is paved with adverbs, and I will shout it from the rooftops."

~Stephen King

Hi, I'm D.B. Shaw, you can call me Brody or D.B. or whatever you like really it's not like I have any control over it.

My main fandom is Harry Potter in which I ship Draco/Hermione, Lucius/Narcissa, Aberforth/Goat and Dumbledore/Sherbert Lemons. Ok those last two might not have been serious... I can write for other ships if I want to, I don't have shippers goggles permanently attached to my face. I felt like Deathly Hallows was a bit of a let down and because HBP takes most of the characters out of Hogwarts my fics will either fall into the AU HBP timeline or post Hallows AU, possibly ignoring some of the underplayed deaths (Lupin/Tonks was appauling.)

I am a published poet (under a pseudonym) and soon to be published co-author and illustrator in the first of a series of children's books. These are aimed at very young children, we've got a fairly small advance and it will probably be a limited print run but if the first run is successful then we will receieve an invitation to publish more. Again this will be published under a pseudonym and I won't be listing my titles in this space.

UPDATE: Our kids book has been withdrawn from it's former publisher because we were getting screwed over royally, so we're taking it elsewhere. It's probably going to take a while to get this sorted and I'm probably going to end up dropping my name from the project entirely as my co-author wants to put my real name on the cover and since I refuse to use my real name professionally I'm not happy.

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Jealousy by rainsrabble reviews
"If I've harmed her?" He seethed, snaking into Harry's space, his voice dropping to a menacing hiss. "She comes to me crying and you have the nerve to question how I've treated her?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,249 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 2,928 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Only the Bravest Heart by Professor Validus reviews
Severus Snape enjoyed his life of solitude until he met a woman who shook him to his very core. Their relationship, spanning the course of Harry's time at Hogwarts, is not always easy but a partnership that soon neither can live without.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 146,416 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
101 Ways To Get Away With Murder by The Embedded Shame reviews
Patrick Bateman's urges and wants are getting the best of him. And just when he's considering admitting himself in an asylum, he comes across someone who makes him feel not alone, and not afraid. But what's her story? She isn't as innocent as her talks.
American Psycho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,796 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
Harry Potter And The Attack of the Sues by Angel of Music lover reviews
The Golden Trio finds an odd little bright pink book with an author named PrettySprinklesSparklesRainbow in the Forbidden Section... and they naively read it aloud. Adapted from a story by crazyroninchic! Rated T because Sues are unpredictable. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,029 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Our Time? by stashthesocks reviews
I love time turner fics, but they never end how I want them to. So I had a go at writing my own. Hermione tries to help Harry find a Horcrux by going back in time. If everything happens for a reason then that means she was meant to go back, right? HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,411 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Old and the New by slytherincrush reviews
A love story. My first attempt at a non-one-shot. Rated M for future content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,777 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Diary by slytherincrush reviews
What does Draco find in Hermione's diary? Very cliche, very unrealistic, very out of character. If that bothers you, move on, dude. It's all in good fun... Warning: fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by Rae Rihanna reviews
CHAPTER TWO UP! For anyone disappointed in Rowling's final chapter in her epic series. Or anyone who would just like to hear another take. Full of appropriate characterization, answers to all those plot holes, and believable romance. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Unspoken Rules Should Be Broken by CelticSass reviews
Blaise, Hermione, and Draco shared a relationship, now Blaise is dead, and Hermione and Draco are confused as to where they stand with one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,766 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Insanity of Severus Snape by stashleigh reviews
Poor Severus, Harry, Ron and Hermione have come up with a new plan to annoy the living hell out of him. Does it work? Does he care? Someone does...HGSS I think, hmmmm P
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,180 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Dancing in the Dark by DamageCtrl reviews
AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Spinner's End by missparker85 reviews
Hermione goes to work for Snape at Spinner's End. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,704 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lessons by Kirixchi reviews
[COMPLETE]- Narcissa Black wasn't always a golden girl. She had a beauty that no one could see...until she started taking lessons from a master. Will Lucius Malfoy get more than he bargained for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,769 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
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Extracurricular reviews
Hermione loves being Head Girl, it's just the Head Boy and his best friend she's not too fond of. She wonders if there'll ever come a time when they all learn to get along. Written for the Hawthorn & Vine reverse challenge, rated for language and themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Internal combustion reviews
Hermione hates Draco. Draco hates Hermione. At least that's what they keep telling themselves. A short one-shot written for the Draco Hermione fic exchange on livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ten things reviews
Severus Snape shares the ten things he hates most about Hogwarts. Will write more with different subjects for other characters if people like this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.