Emily Poe
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Joined 01-24-10, id: 2229226, Profile Updated: 08-02-13
Author has written 14 stories for Sherlock Holmes, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Misc. Books.

Hello there! Hmm, I've never done anything with my profile, have I? Ah well, I'll just do it now, I've got an hour to spare! So, my pen name is Emily Poe, but that's too cool to be my real name. My real name is...you'll never find out. I'd rather keep that a secret, personal reasons you know. So, I'll give you a basic profile.

Pen Name: Emily Poe

Age: 18

Gender: Female

Occupation: High school (and it's already killing me)

Basic Bio: Well, I've lived in five houses so far, but all in the same general area. I've lived in the great Bi-Polar state of Virginia my entire life! God the weeks between fall and winter suck! Anyways, I have a little brother, a mom and dad, and a whole mess of cousins from here all the way to Nebraska. I have been to Cuba and stayed there for 10 days for a service project (it was so fucking fun like I really wanna go back). I go to a private school here where basically all my regular classes are honors in normal high school (so my brain has already turned to mush). I have a variety of interests ranging from reading Sherlock Holmes and Edgar Allan Poe to watching Hetalia Axis Powers and NBC's Hannibal.

Basic Likes: Ice cream, pie, pasta, bread (I'm such a fatty, but swimming helped a lot), anime, Father Alexander Anderson (look that man up!), NBC's Hannibal (I am in love with that show, like I'm completely obsessed with it) /

Basic Dislikes: Chemistry, Physics, stink bugs, homophobes (but I do tolerate them), French tests, headaches, cheesy romance (but I will say I did like The Notebook and I just adore Titanic)

...That's about it for basic information. I do write fanfiction (suck at it though), but if you have requests, I will be more than happy to deliver. I will now give you a list of things I can write for and my preferred pairings to write for them (but I will write other pairings and no pairings if that's your preference.

Hetalia: Axis Powers

UsUk (OTP)

FrUk

AmePan

PrUk

GerIta (of course)

PruCan

RusCan

RoChu

Spamano

RusUk (Fav Crack Pairing!)

UkCan (mostly fluff)

AusHun

South Park

I can do any pairing you can come up with, as long as I know them well enough.

Hellsing

Hmm...pairings are a hard one for me here, but I'll take a crack at anything you throw at me. Just saying, Alexander Anderson is my favorite...just saying.

Sherlock Holmes

I will admit it, I'm a total Shwatsonlock fan and I'm not afraid to admit it. While they were not romantically attached, they were definite soul mates. And have you seen the BBC version? In South Korea, they're taking it as a LOVE STORY! I love Korea!

Naruto

Naruhina

KibaHina

SasuSaku

Harry Potter

I will do any pairing!

Doctor Who

Why do you think he has all those companions?

Labyrinth

Of course Bowie and Sarah, but if you want pairings from Return to Labyrinth, I'll do that too.

Glee

They already have pairings galore, I'll take anything you throw at me. Especially Kurt. He's awesome.

Batman

Batman's cool. I'm actually more comfortable doing OC's with Batman characters, it's just easier.

Howl's Moving Castle

Most amazing movie ever next to Spirited Away!

Spirited Away

Chahiro (sp?) and Haku. They were DARLING.

Alice in Wonderland

Good God Mr. Carol, what were you smoking? I'll do any pairing you ask.

Let The Right One In

Holy shit, favorite vampire movie of all time. Oskar and Eli...there's just no words...oh, wait...BEAT THAT TWILIGHT! PEOPLE WITH IN DEPTH CHARACTERS AND PERSONALITIES! To be fair, I liked Alice.

Black Butler

...There is so much insinuated pedophilia it's not even funny. And am I the only one who feels bad for Alois? Grell is AWESOMENESS. I'll do most any pairing, but if you guys go Lolishota on me, I can't promise to deliver.

Torchwood

Ianto and Jack, Jack and Ianto. God I miss that man!

Tosh and Owen

Gwen and Rhys

That's about it.

Nightmare Before Christmas

You know what pairing I like. And if you don't here's a hint *coughcoughJackSallycoughcough*

Sweeney Todd

I feel so sorry for Mrs. Lovett! Her and Mr. Todd and the boy who's name escapes me at the moment could have been a wonderful family! But, alas, no. But that's why we have AU's, right?!

Invader Zim

I'll take whatever you throw at me, bring it on!

Dan Vs.

Look up that shit, one of the funniest shows ever! From the producers of Family Guy and American Dad, and it's for kids this time!

Monster

Just saying, it's an anime, and it's amazing. It's not even about an actual monster, it's all psychological stuff!

Criminal Minds

Reid is my favorite character on this one, he's so adorable!

JTHM (Johnny The Homicidal Maniac)

Squee is my fav! He's so...SQUEE! Johnny and Devi belong with each other...Johnny just has to get over trying to kill her...I'm sure all can be forgiven!

Static Shock

Just saying, the creators say Richie is gay. Take it any way you want.

And, of course, if you want one of your OC's, or yourself, in a short story or pairing, just request it and give me the basic info about them.

Quotes! Form random places!...that I forgot to put beside them before I typed them down...if you see your quote or recognize one, tell me where it's from and I'll give credit.

Cake or Death? - Eddie Izzard

Hasta La Pasta! - Hetalia: Axis Powers - Italy

Dont be fooled by me. Dont be fooled by the masks I wear. For I wear thousands of masks, and none of them is me. - Charles C. Finn

I give the impression that I am secure. Confidence is my name and coolness my game.

It's never too late.

I need alcohol, cigarettes and cake! In that order.

We Hurt to Love, We Love to Hurt.

That sweet enemy, France.

If you stay, I stay. Where you go, I go. - The Sophomore Year - Wang Yao/China

Your dares must be what they call lame
Because I completed them all just the same.
Is that your best shot?
Well, look what I've got-
Undeniable Austrian game

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

I cannot wait for this year to die off in the timeline of history.

Live And Let Live

Live And Let Die - Paul McCartney

In sickness and in health, until death do us part

A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, the tempest tossed, I lift my lamp besides the golden door. - Statue of Liberty

Touch the untouchable. Break the unbreakable. AND DRINK TEA DOING WHILE DOING SO.

Get the fuck out of Canada, you frog eating freaks.

America! Go to your room!

We are all our own devil
And we make this world our hell

It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche

No no no. This is MY coffin and thus I have the right to ask first, Mr.Tres-coffin-passer.

Rolling about on the forest floor laughing his vampiric ass off.

Enjoy, you fucking motherfuckers.

Everyone's a little bit racist today. - Avenue Q

Those that tell, don't know. Those that know, don't tell.

The Bird of Hermes Is My Name, Eating My Wings To Make Me Tame

Worst.Rescue.Ever

There's an old Earth saying, Captain. A phrase of great power and wisdom and consolation to the soul in times of need.
What's that then?
Allons-y!

The link is broken! Back into the Time War, Rassilon! Back into hell!

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon

"But at least it's not some piss poor village in the Balkans."
"No, it's worse. It's some piss poor village in the Russian wilderness."

"You were right. You don't need a gun to kill someone."
"No you don't."
"But it helps."
"Yes. It does."

To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.

I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present.

"I'm not fat, you're freakishly thin."

"Sure. I'm going to do all sorts of terrible things to you too, like feed you and make you take a shower."

"That's not a lady bug. I demand that you draw a lady bug, not…whatever the hell you're trying to draw. It looks like crap. Draw the lady bug."

If we decided who we would love, it would be much more simple. But, much less magical.

"I swear to god, this is not what I expected for my life. I demand to speak to life's manager. I want my money back!"

"I'm only like this around idiots."
"Wha…then why are you like this? I'm the only one here!"
"BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"

Aging is inevitable. Growing up is optional.

I am the actor and society is my audience.

I must go, and live. Or stay, and die. - Let The Right One In

"Frenchy!"
"Frog face!"
"Fuck.

"You look familiar..."
"Aye. Ye look stupid."

"No! Don't auto correct me!" - Rachel

"GIVE ME A CHANCE TO FINISH A FUCKIN' SENTENCE, DAMN YOU!"

"I DON'T CARE IF HE HASN'T SLEPT FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS! GET OFF ME! DAMN YOU!"

"Who the hell eats half a muffin?" - Me

"The pomegranate is fucking important." - Me

"Is it Frollo or Frodo? I just don't know!" - Me

So, there you go, I really can't think of anything else to say.

I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS, so I MUST be a player.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.

I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants.

I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see.

I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm GAY so I MUST be going to Hell.

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Of Brotherly Love and Trauma by Zoge Hetai reviews
Morgan notices somethings agitating Reid, but when Reid goes missing; will he stay strong, or will this be the unsub to break Morgan? ON TEMPORARY RESPITES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,774 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 5/20/2013 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
That Was A Good Fight by evyfleur reviews
A few months into their five-year deep space mission, Kirk begins to feel the effects of Khan's blood. There's only one person who can stop him when he's possessed by those super human urges- Spock. Chapter 34: It's an easy guess which TOS episode this follows, but here's a hint anyway: sorry I'm late in posting this! It's a very important date, for Kirk and Spock!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,787 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 5/31/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura
4 Succession by maroongrad reviews
Alexander Anderson gets an unexpected summons to meet with Integra, creating a very unhappy Alucard and Seras. Character death, set in the anime universe post-Incognito. No longer a one-shot due to requests!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 55,388 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Alexander, Alucard - Complete
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 2735 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Smells like love by Darkblacklily reviews
England's latest spell has backfired, again. Instead of a spell to make everyone fall in love with his cooking, they have fallen in love with HIM, and they won't leave him alone. Will he be able to survive all of their 'affections? ?/England England/?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,770 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
When a Lion Loves a Mongoose by Meggie-Hen reviews
A Hannigram high school AU (goes thru Will's college years) where their relationship develops slowly. Hannibal is an English teacher and secretly a cannibal, Will is a senior hoping to have Dr. Lecter write his recommendation letter. They begin a tentative friendship and it grows from there. Rated M for torture, and smut in later chapters. Franklin and Abigail are pets.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,128 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Hannibal L., Will G., Alana B., Abigail H. - Complete
The courting of Alfred Jones by Willona reviews
Alfred Jones is the most popular guy in school and also extremely homophobic. This is why Arthur is his new favourite 'victim', but Arthur has no intentions of grovelling in the dust for him. Punk!ArthurxJock!Alfred, past FrUk. Sorry this is on hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,382 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - America, England/Britain
Check Yes Or No by Lori von Loco reviews
Seventeen-year-old Arthur Kirkland didn't expect to ever get the coveted "Check-Yes-Or-No" note passed to his desk. And he certainly didn't expect that it would be from Alfred Jones, the most popular kid in school. ((DISCONTINUED))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,942 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - England/Britain, America
Eating My Wings To Make Me Tame by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Father Anderson, a priest living in an orphanage accompanied by a few nuns and many children, adopts an injured bat. When misfortune interferes, this innocent tale becomes laced with venomous darkness.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,003 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Alexander, Alucard
Shaping Britain by Saturn-Jupiter reviews
A series of short stories explaining how Britain may have reacted to certain developments in the news, be they historical or modern, covering the best bits and the bad bits of the Nation's long and often bloody history. Chp23: The Ambulance Associations
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,522 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - England/Britain
No Strings Attatched by xXTiaXx reviews
Alfred is a young trainee surgeon and Arthur is training to be a Doctor. One night a very drunk Arthur confesses an idea he's had to Alfred. Will they be able to keep their friendship stable and do as he wants?Summary sucks,M for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,460 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - America, England/Britain
Red Against White by Determamfidd reviews
So Tony was just having a bit of fun with, you know, maybe about 3% revenge incorporated . Secrets are good to know, yeah? And Banner's been holding out on them, keeping these military lab sessions to himself. -TWs, language, science boyfriends-
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Sophomore Year by Demand Truth reviews
After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 173,694 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Assembly by SironaFlett .o.x.o reviews
AU!Avengers Steve, Tony, Bruce, Thor, Natasha and Clint are in their senior year of High School and with it comes with a lot of responsibility, which they actively try and avoid.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,724 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012
Novelty by Thisbey reviews
Alfred F. Jones is the most homophobic boy to ever step into Le Monde Academy. This all seems to change however once he befriends a certain Brit. USUK, rated M for Homophobic bullying, smut and langauge. AU USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,087 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - America, England/Britain
A Garden of Decaying Flowers by Aria DC al Fine reviews
AU. Emperor Alfred only ever wanted his first concubine, his beloved Rose, to be happy. History, his court and the power struggle among his consorts made this wish almost impossible to realise. Main: USUK. Minor: USxHarem, FRUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,598 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - America, England/Britain
Don't Let it Get to Your Head by Sky the wolfdog9 reviews
AU. Alfred manages to get himself ridiculously famous and let's it all go to his head. Then, when Arthur comes to visit for the summer, he gets dragged into all of the drama as well. USxUK, FrancexCanada and some more, yaoi/gay.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,325 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Outcasts by Rosario Kyle reviews
Morning in Paris, the city awakes to the bells of Notre Dame.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,914 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Canada, England/Britain
Russia Rules All by TigerGirl7707 reviews
In an attempt to gain power, Russia kidnaps the most powerful countries one by one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,982 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - England/Britain, Russia
Devil in a Midnight Mass by vinnie2757 reviews
Seven years have passed since the events of Life Starts Now. The survivors have picked up the pieces and moved on, but there's another evil in town, and it's not just from the Otherworld. It's Arthur's own mind, too. USUK, LSN sequel
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,489 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - America, England/Britain
Love Letter by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew likes Arthur, who likes Alfred, who likes Matthew. One day, Arthur writes a love letter and gives it to the wrong boy. Then things go downhill, really, really fast. UK/Can/US, Gakuen!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,318 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Canada, England/Britain
Southern Sand and British Boats by Hellie Ace reviews
Local Creole man, Alfred F. Jones, lives an easy, pleasant life. While vacationing on Grand Isle he meets a handsome British sailor who he hastily falls in love with on the beautiful white sand of the Louisiana beach resort. AU 1890s. USUK. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
1945 by Sunni Praestans reviews
Allies Boyband AU- Arthur and Alfred must cope with their blooming attraction to each other in full public view
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Hero VS El Bribón Lujurioso by Mr. Nohbodee reviews
A continuation of Alfred F. Jones- Superhero. The Hero must take on a new band of bad guys, The Bad Touch Trio! US/UK, Spamano Franada implied GerIta M for lemons and language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - America, England/Britain
Invincible by LavenderTown reviews
AU: Arthur Kirkland is a record store clerk by day, but at night he becomes England, star fighter for a notorious underground boxing club. What happens when an infuriating 19-year-old suddenly barges into his life?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,678 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - England/Britain, America
He's the One by Darkfire75 reviews
AU GerUK. A type of slice-of-life fic centering around Ludwig Beilschmidt and Arthur Kirkland's relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,858 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - England/Britain, Germany
Bloody Hell by fantasywriter454 reviews
England finds out he's pregnant. But who's the father? Is it his current boyfriend America? Or his ex, France? Follow England as he goes through his pregnancy and the drama between America and France. warnings: mpreg drama fighting
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - America, England/Britain
Roses Are Red by Iggycat reviews
I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
An Empire by Live-Like-its-heaven-on-earth reviews
He was the greatest Empire known to date, but that doesn't mean he's always been that way. Follow England as he survives invasion after invasion and see how he grows into the Empire we know him to be today... First few chapter need a bit of editing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,803 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - England/Britain
Jam by OreoPandas reviews
Slap, in the middle of the rambling Spain had closed in on Francis and slapped him, "Shut up Francis, look what you did to your supposed 'Precious Angleterre' ". Young Francis/Arthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - France, England/Britain
Alfred Jones vs The World by condesce reviews
Alfred really wants to date Arthur, but what happens when he has to defeat his seven evil ex-boyfriends? / AU USUK; inspired by Scott Pilgrim.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,187 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Obsessive Love Wheel by Blair.1907 reviews
There are 4 stages; first comes attraction, then the anxiety-followed by obsession, and finally destruction. Arthur knows Alfred is out to kill him..and there is nothing he can do to stop it. Francis x Arthur, insane!Alfred x Arthur M later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Monster of Arevheg by Warpath Grizzly reviews
Deep within the Russian wilderness, a string of mysterious disappearances leaves a village convinced they are being plagued by monsters. It's up to Kirkland & Co. to solve the riddle and slay the beast. Sequel to Rusalka by themagnificent ME.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2011 - England/Britain, France
Oedipus Complex by All Galimatias reviews
During the Age of Discovery France and England played house with America and Canada as their children, right? As the children grow up, France notices America and Canada displaying an Oedipus Complex on their mother-figure, England. What The FrUK prompt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Breath In Breath Out by RedWolf95 reviews
umm... dont know what to say... America decided to do what he thinks is "best" for England... Discontinued as i am no longer a fan of this pair
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Never Let Sweden by RedWolf95 reviews
SuUk England's anecdotes on things he must NEVER let Sweden do...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sweden, England/Britain
Alfred F Jones Superhero by Mr. Nohbodee reviews
Alfred F. Jones, bumbling waiter at a diner downtown, has a secret… He is the soul protector of Buttsecks City from his arch nemesis, Jack Union. Full summary inside. Rated M for language and buttsecks US/UK lalala
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,766 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by Wolfborg007 reviews
We're rivals...Rivals don't show weakness with each other. They try to remain strong and try to become stronger to push each other forward, trying to crush the other underneath the weight...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/1/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
I am not the one who will cry by ButterFish reviews
Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sunshine, sunshine by webbedfeet reviews
AU. While playing hide-and-seek with his brother in a hospital, young Alfred runs into a sleeping boy who refuses to wake up. US/UK, sort of. Possibly creepy. Ongoing multi-parter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2011 - America, England/Britain
After the Boys of Summer Have Gone by three-days-late reviews
It's summer, which means it's time for Alfred to bounce around from boyfriend to boyfriend, completely unaware of what's right in front of him. Not that Arthur cares, because they're just friends.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Triple Dog Dare by crocious reviews
Super awesome dare party at America's house! Multiple pairings and awesomeness await your eyes!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,670 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Arthur by dewdrop721 reviews
Arthur has been Alfred's best friend since forever. And that's perfectly fine...except for the fact that nobody else can see him. Is he real? Or is Alfred just insane? The truth might be the only thing saving Alfred from the mental asylum. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
We Have Liftoff by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Arthur watches Alfred in a school play. Francis watches Mathew in the same school play. Unfortunately, they sit next to each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Sorry by Charlene Heo reviews
America has asked England out- right in front of everyone at the World Conference. Sadly, England can't say 'yes', and a certain lover of his gets really mad... Russia is pissed. Definitely. England belongs to him, and him only. RUUK, onesided USUK! Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2011 - England/Britain, Russia - Complete
Painting a Nightmare by Europe28 reviews
He painted the ocean a rich sea green, filled with mighty vessels. The Viking longboats joined his ships, their dragon heads glaring and terrifying. "Angleterre what are you doing?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
How Pirates vs Ninja started by Bri Nara reviews
It all started with the nations having a movie night...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2011 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Middle School, Bomber Jackets, and Young Love by Midori Hara reviews
What happens to Alfred and a drunken Arthur after a spell gone wrong? Middle school, that's what! Real names and country names used, rated T for cussing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,006 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - America, England/Britain
Love Pudding by GoldenBlitz reviews
UKxUS Hetalia High School AU! You know you wanna read it! Written from Arthur's POV. T for language and some suggestive themes. No lemons or anything of the sort, people. Please review! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,018 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - England/Britain, America
Love As Tragedy by Heizeru Robatsu Hime reviews
One humid summer, two boys met fortuitously. Little did they know of what would happen to them and the world around them. AU and UKxUS yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - America, England/Britain
Riddles of Life by grandiloquentCaecity reviews
Gakuen AU. Arthur just got a job at the local video game store, and he is not too excited about it. One customer in particular really seems to rub him the wrong way. One American customer. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,792 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, England/Britain
When we were Kids by doublemobius reviews
Mr Yao's kindergarten class it the best!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - France, England/Britain
The Narcissus Rose And The Thistle by ChibiXII reviews
Every story has two sides. Who you fall for depends on who's telling the story now, doesn't it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Scotland, England/Britain - Complete
Titanic a UsXUk story by ChinasPandaARU reviews
Arthur is a proper English gentleman on his way to America with his fiancee. Aboard the ship he meets Alfred Jones and falls in love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Into The Woods by LadyCaledonia reviews
The woods are just trees, the trees are just wood! A collection of your classic fairy tales with Hetalia twists ! Many pairings all of which are yaoi parings . OC countries also included. USUK RusN.IreSwitz WalesChina ScotlandAustralia PolLiet
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,881 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010
Snow Red Blood White by tokeiF reviews
AU, black!Kiku/Arthur. Written for the Asakiku LJ community's October Halloween spree under the title of "The Snow Demon". Rewrite of the Japanese "snow woman" story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Japan, England/Britain - Complete
Just my bloody luck by ILoveAnimeVeryMuch123 reviews
Mr. Kirkland has one strict rule; NO CELL PHONES IN CLASS. So, of COURSE, our favorite American and everyone else has to call him! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - England/Britain
Out There, Barnaby! by UKidiot reviews
When Alfred -the hero of the severely polluted and empty Earth- stumbles across Arthur, -a gutsy and irritable stranger- he can't help but think hes about to be dragged into a new adventure. Albeit, he didn't know it was going to be this big USUK WallE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,556 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - America, England/Britain
Thesaurus by The One Who Dwells In Darkness reviews
Drabbles, one-shots, possibly poems in the future, all based on words randomly selected from my thesaurus. SLASH. Reviews are my bread and water.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Dear Crime by Paintastics reviews
A story in which Watson's London is flipped upside-down and turned inside-out; where his best friend is now the biggest criminal mastermind London has ever known, and Watson himself has walked right in the middle of it all.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,375 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Rocky Mountain High by heropastry reviews
AU, the crew goes to camp in Colorado, hence the name . US/UK-centric, but most of the cast will show up. Side pairings may include Germany/Italy, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Prussia/Hungary, France/Canada, Poland/Lithuania, and Korea/China.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,893 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - England/Britain, America
Bathtime by Kawaii Seishin reviews
Bathtime is sure enjoyable when your rival walks in on you naked in the bathtub. FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
My oldest friend by BoundInSkin reviews
Arthur arrives home one rainy day to find a certain Spaniard lounging on his sofa. They share a dance, some memories, and a kiss... Spain/England oneshot, sorry about the summary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
Why So Drunk? by sea-kun-desu-yo
America invites England to go to a bar ! But how drunk will he get ? One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/27/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Magic Works by EverythingIsMagic reviews
It's never too late to ask someone to the Yule Ball. AmericaxEngland. Harry Potter AU oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fond Of by Sabet reviews
Alfred gets a pet cat. Arthur's cat Lizzy is Not Pleased about this. Pre-established USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mistletoe? by MyFearOfFalling reviews
CRACK. Alfred finds an old mistletoe decoration, and decides to torture Kiku and Arthur with it. OHFUN. Sorry if some of it makes no sense. It's like, 2:30 am. Rated T because T rating's for the cool kids 8D ...That, and the ending. DERP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
You Look Familiar by Starved Crazed Weasel reviews
Have you ever woken up to a strange sight, such as your child self staring at you, or your female half snoring beside you, or even you dark half trying to throttle you? no? well then this should prove interesting for you. Mentions of many pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Yeah, This City Does That To Ya by Saya-Sama reviews
Arthur reaaaaally likes Alfred's Boston accent. A lot. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wash it Out with Wine by Saya-Sama reviews
He has disowned them, they are not his children. So why does he feel what isn't his? The French Revolution.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - France - Complete
Happy Couple? by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. France and England are hiding a deep secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Truth or Dare? by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Elizaveta invites several nations over for a party, only to start a game of "Truth or Dare?". Will they survive the game of chaos and fan-service, or will they go insane trying? ...Probably the latter. Rated T for adult situations and strong language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
It's Bloody Early Evening! by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Francis was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him that wanted me. Third, there was a part of me that wanted him. Fourth - coming out to my father was going to be difficult. FrUK AU Twilight parody
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,265 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Fables by Double Spoiler reviews
I'm just a grim, bloody fable, and you're a part of it. And this fable isn't going to end with a happy ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Heroes, Villains, And Everything Along The Way by TheMightyMightyMuffinMan reviews
Alfred was an aspiring amature Hero, trying to become a Superhero. With a little help from his friends, he can feel his big break just around the corner. But, an adorible british neighbor and a strange winged figure seem to be getting in the way. US/UK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,722 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - America, England/Britain
It All Started With A Shot of Tequila by kirigirisplushrump reviews
Arthur was sulking after catching his wife cheating again, and gets totally wasted. But fate has it that he gets picked up by a the son of a powerful CEO, Alfred. They quickly go from strangers to friends to... lovers? T for now, but rating may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,655 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - America, England/Britain
30 Meetings by Liete reviews
-US/UK/US, AU- Thirty stories, thirty different meetings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,777 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
From Here to There by Akasuna no Rin reviews
Alfred is fine with everything staying the way it is, but then his mom just had to invite this British boy to live with them. Alfred just doesn't get it. Why does he have to live with them?/ WWII AU, eventual USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,145 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
How to leave the closet by ButterFish reviews
US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,131 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
American Dad by Alenei reviews
AU - A series of one-shots about Arthur Kirkland and his doting and eccentric all-American dad, Alfred F. Jones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/9/2010 - England/Britain, America
Dramatic by Pecore-Nere reviews
Despite being the lead role in their class' drama, Alfred had no experience - or ability - in acting whatsoever. Arthur, being the script writer, will not let the American ruin his works and decided to show him how acting should be done. USxUK fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,972 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - America, England/Britain
Growing Up With You Is Like Stabbing Myself by AnaTheAwesome reviews
Moving to a new place is change, and change is good, right? Not for poor Arthur Kirkland when he moves to San Clory, Virginia. What Arthur doesn't understand is, things might go horribly, horribly wrong; but things will always get much better. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - France, England/Britain
Perfectly flawed by SnippetsOfTime reviews
Not the best title, anyway: Slaves have become legal for those of high wealth, much to Alfred F. Jones' disgust. He wants nothing to do with the buisness until he comes across a slave named Arthur at an auction. Is it love? UsXUk rated for later Chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/28/2010 - America, England/Britain
England, what's a Hero? by HoneyAlba reviews
How America got his Hero Complex. Colony!America and England. Intended as USUK, but it also works as family. Drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Heavens Door by February The Seventh reviews
Alfred F. Jones wakes up on a hill next to Arthur Kirkland, An escort given the name Britannia Angel, who is there to escort him to Heaven. eventual US/UK and Franada may add others . suck at title&summary, sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - America, England/Britain
Innocence by Soot reviews
Arthur has grown into a stunning young man, but he is starting to receive, unbeknownst to him, the wrong sort of attention. Arthur/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
A Good Kind of Selfish by Blank Paiges reviews
"Once I have something, I keep it. And I don't like sharing!" US/UK, with mentions of Franada. One-shot and fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Little Shoes by Purplefluffychainsaw reviews
The story of a child's shoe found in Jamestown.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chaos Theory by Chloe Winchester reviews
Spencer has been missing for 2 years, and when the BAU finds him, they find a broken and scared young man. And the worst of it, the man that took him is still out there. Some chapters rated M. Reidcentric NO SLASH set in season 2 Major Reid whumpage!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,662 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
I Came A Long Way To See You by SekritOMG reviews
A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Whilst in England by Angst Is My Middle Name reviews
Victor writes a bit in his journal regarding his trip to England with Henry. Slash if you squint really, really hard.
Frankenstein - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Victor F., Henry C. - Complete
Alexander Anderson and the Very Bad Day by Evil Asian Genius reviews
Because there aren't enough Alexander Anderson fics. And none with a naked Enrico Maxwell.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Alexander, Alucard - Complete
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His Servant, His Slave, His Friend reviews
Arthur is a prostitute, selling his body to make a living. One evening, a mysterious stranger comes calling on him... FrUk vampireAU yaoi boyxboy you were warned. Constructive criticism appreciated.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Eyes In The Woods
Young Alice is a restless farm girl. When she goes into the woods one day, will she fully realize what she finds?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Kimonos and Cherry Petals reviews
Kiku and Arthur are on their porch, gazing at the sky, and at the cherry trees. Oneshot Fluffy AsaKiku ficlet. Something to help get over my writer's block.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/15/2011 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Florence reviews
For a paper at school, I had to write a scene from another characters point of view from the book Bless Me, Ultima. For my character, I chose Florence.For the scene, I chose his death.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Alfred Meets The Doctors Companion reviews
The world has been taken over by Aliens. That's all I can think of, the story is much better than this! A little OOC and slight romance. Doctor Who xover. Read and Review, please!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/20/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Visit to The Little Island Nation reviews
England goes to visit Seychelles, but throughout his visit, she seems to become more and more in a foul mood. What is wrong with the little island girl? NO pairings, more Father-daughter type fic. WARNING crappy title
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - England/Britain, Seychelles - Complete
Happy Birthday You Git
So, it's that time of year again, America's birthday! Just a little oneshot concerning England And America. No pairings, unless you squint really hard.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pretty reviews
AU Arthur has been going down hill ever since is mother died. Now, a teacher intervenes with two books that just may get him to open u again, along with annoying German who thinks he's just a little too awesome. NOT SLASH unless you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/21/2011 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
I'm Alive reviews
Little cute one-shot with England and Young!America. Based off the ending song of Black Butler.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Case of Twisted Time reviews
Billie was a normal teenage girl. She had dirty blond hair to her shoulders, blue eyes, freckles, glasses, and was a little overweight. What happens when she goes back to 1889 England and runs into a certain detective. What new adventure will unfold?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,890 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Foster Care reviews
Arthur's parents have just died and he is thrown into the world of foster care, separated from his brothers. With a photo album to record the happenings of his life and his own thoughts to fill in the blanks, what will happen to this young boy? Please R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,771 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - England/Britain
The Twelve Days of Hetalia! reviews
Just a remake of The Twelve Days of Christmas me and my friends, mostly my friends, made when we were bored in bewteen classes at school one day. please enjoy! OneShot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
The Final Case reviews
Holmes and Watson are called out to a gruesome string of murders. When they catch the murderers in the act, what will happen? And when something goes terribly wrong how will Sherlock live on? You guessed it, someone will die! Oh I'm so mean to them.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Addicted reviews
He's Sherlock's drug, so to speak. When he leaves how will he react? K for drug reference's.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete