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Author has written 14 stories for Sherlock Holmes, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Misc. Books.
Hello there! Hmm, I've never done anything with my profile, have I? Ah well, I'll just do it now, I've got an hour to spare! So, my pen name is Emily Poe, but that's too cool to be my real name. My real name is...you'll never find out. I'd rather keep that a secret, personal reasons you know. So, I'll give you a basic profile.
Pen Name: Emily Poe
Occupation: High school (and it's already killing me)
Basic Bio: Well, I've lived in five houses so far, but all in the same general area. I've lived in the great Bi-Polar state of Virginia my entire life! God the weeks between fall and winter suck! Anyways, I have a little brother, a mom and dad, and a whole mess of cousins from here all the way to Nebraska. I have been to Cuba and stayed there for 10 days for a service project (it was so fucking fun like I really wanna go back). I go to a private school here where basically all my regular classes are honors in normal high school (so my brain has already turned to mush). I have a variety of interests ranging from reading Sherlock Holmes and Edgar Allan Poe to watching Hetalia Axis Powers and NBC's Hannibal.
Basic Likes: Ice cream, pie, pasta, bread (I'm such a fatty, but swimming helped a lot), anime, Father Alexander Anderson (look that man up!), NBC's Hannibal (I am in love with that show, like I'm completely obsessed with it) /
Basic Dislikes: Chemistry, Physics, stink bugs, homophobes (but I do tolerate them), French tests, headaches, cheesy romance (but I will say I did like The Notebook and I just adore Titanic)
...That's about it for basic information. I do write fanfiction (suck at it though), but if you have requests, I will be more than happy to deliver. I will now give you a list of things I can write for and my preferred pairings to write for them (but I will write other pairings and no pairings if that's your preference.
Hetalia: Axis Powers
GerIta (of course)
RusUk (Fav Crack Pairing!)
UkCan (mostly fluff)
I can do any pairing you can come up with, as long as I know them well enough.
Hmm...pairings are a hard one for me here, but I'll take a crack at anything you throw at me. Just saying, Alexander Anderson is my favorite...just saying.
I will admit it, I'm a total Shwatsonlock fan and I'm not afraid to admit it. While they were not romantically attached, they were definite soul mates. And have you seen the BBC version? In South Korea, they're taking it as a LOVE STORY! I love Korea!
I will do any pairing!
Why do you think he has all those companions?
Of course Bowie and Sarah, but if you want pairings from Return to Labyrinth, I'll do that too.
They already have pairings galore, I'll take anything you throw at me. Especially Kurt. He's awesome.
Batman's cool. I'm actually more comfortable doing OC's with Batman characters, it's just easier.
Howl's Moving Castle
Most amazing movie ever next to Spirited Away!
Chahiro (sp?) and Haku. They were DARLING.
Alice in Wonderland
Good God Mr. Carol, what were you smoking? I'll do any pairing you ask.
Let The Right One In
Holy shit, favorite vampire movie of all time. Oskar and Eli...there's just no words...oh, wait...BEAT THAT TWILIGHT! PEOPLE WITH IN DEPTH CHARACTERS AND PERSONALITIES! To be fair, I liked Alice.
...There is so much insinuated pedophilia it's not even funny. And am I the only one who feels bad for Alois? Grell is AWESOMENESS. I'll do most any pairing, but if you guys go Lolishota on me, I can't promise to deliver.
Ianto and Jack, Jack and Ianto. God I miss that man!
Tosh and Owen
Gwen and Rhys
That's about it.
Nightmare Before Christmas
You know what pairing I like. And if you don't here's a hint *coughcoughJackSallycoughcough*
I feel so sorry for Mrs. Lovett! Her and Mr. Todd and the boy who's name escapes me at the moment could have been a wonderful family! But, alas, no. But that's why we have AU's, right?!
I'll take whatever you throw at me, bring it on!
Look up that shit, one of the funniest shows ever! From the producers of Family Guy and American Dad, and it's for kids this time!
Just saying, it's an anime, and it's amazing. It's not even about an actual monster, it's all psychological stuff!
Reid is my favorite character on this one, he's so adorable!
JTHM (Johnny The Homicidal Maniac)
Squee is my fav! He's so...SQUEE! Johnny and Devi belong with each other...Johnny just has to get over trying to kill her...I'm sure all can be forgiven!
Just saying, the creators say Richie is gay. Take it any way you want.
And, of course, if you want one of your OC's, or yourself, in a short story or pairing, just request it and give me the basic info about them.
Quotes! Form random places!...that I forgot to put beside them before I typed them down...if you see your quote or recognize one, tell me where it's from and I'll give credit.
Cake or Death? - Eddie Izzard
Hasta La Pasta! - Hetalia: Axis Powers - Italy
Dont be fooled by me. Dont be fooled by the masks I wear. For I wear thousands of masks, and none of them is me. - Charles C. Finn
I give the impression that I am secure. Confidence is my name and coolness my game.
It's never too late.
I need alcohol, cigarettes and cake! In that order.
We Hurt to Love, We Love to Hurt.
That sweet enemy, France.
If you stay, I stay. Where you go, I go. - The Sophomore Year - Wang Yao/China
Your dares must be what they call lame
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
I cannot wait for this year to die off in the timeline of history.
Live And Let Live
Live And Let Die - Paul McCartney
In sickness and in health, until death do us part
A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, the tempest tossed, I lift my lamp besides the golden door. - Statue of Liberty
Touch the untouchable. Break the unbreakable. AND DRINK TEA DOING WHILE DOING SO.
Get the fuck out of Canada, you frog eating freaks.
America! Go to your room!
We are all our own devil
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual.
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche
No no no. This is MY coffin and thus I have the right to ask first, Mr.Tres-coffin-passer.
Rolling about on the forest floor laughing his vampiric ass off.
Enjoy, you fucking motherfuckers.
Everyone's a little bit racist today. - Avenue Q
Those that tell, don't know. Those that know, don't tell.
The Bird of Hermes Is My Name, Eating My Wings To Make Me Tame
There's an old Earth saying, Captain. A phrase of great power and wisdom and consolation to the soul in times of need.
The link is broken! Back into the Time War, Rassilon! Back into hell!
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon
"But at least it's not some piss poor village in the Balkans."
"You were right. You don't need a gun to kill someone."
To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.
I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present.
"I'm not fat, you're freakishly thin."
"Sure. I'm going to do all sorts of terrible things to you too, like feed you and make you take a shower."
"That's not a lady bug. I demand that you draw a lady bug, not…whatever the hell you're trying to draw. It looks like crap. Draw the lady bug."
If we decided who we would love, it would be much more simple. But, much less magical.
"I swear to god, this is not what I expected for my life. I demand to speak to life's manager. I want my money back!"
"I'm only like this around idiots."
Aging is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
I am the actor and society is my audience.
I must go, and live. Or stay, and die. - Let The Right One In
"You look familiar..."
"No! Don't auto correct me!" - Rachel
"GIVE ME A CHANCE TO FINISH A FUCKIN' SENTENCE, DAMN YOU!"
"I DON'T CARE IF HE HASN'T SLEPT FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS! GET OFF ME! DAMN YOU!"
"Who the hell eats half a muffin?" - Me
"The pomegranate is fucking important." - Me
"Is it Frollo or Frodo? I just don't know!" - Me
So, there you go, I really can't think of anything else to say.
I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS, so I MUST be a player.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants.
I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see.
I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing.
I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm GAY so I MUST be going to Hell.
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