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Author has written 11 stories for Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and House of Night.

You might have noticed I changed my name from maxrideaddict97-10. Well, I felt that my name lemited me to writing Maximum Ride fanfiction. And I wanted to write some Hunger Games fics, so WinterSky101 suggested FantasyAddict97-10. You can just call me FanasyAddict, or FA, whatever floats your boat. I prefure FA.

I saw this on Saint Fang of Boredom's story St Fang's Poetry Corner, and thought I should do the same with the ones I've kidnapped (and had for months, you can ask WinterSky101 if you don't believe me) Angel and Total! So, here are 10 Things I've learned about Angel and Total!

Funny Word List - By Flufferz (FA) and Sparklez (A)

1. Ish - Everyone kept adding 'ish' to the end of words, so it kinda caught on. But hey, walking up to random people and saying 'Ish' has made us some good friends! Never underestimate the power of ish!

2. Muscle Milk - AJ randomly bought muscle milk at a gas station in the middle of no where, and we had never heard of it. He thought it would give him muscle to get rid of 'flab', it didn't.

3. Buff Squirrles - AJ said the muscle milk was terrible, so he didn't drink all of it. It leaked on the floor, so he threw it out the window. After I called him a Litterbug, Sparklez said 'I'm gonna laugh when we come back next year and we see these buff squirrels.'

4. Thirteen! - The youth group went to eat after service, and when the food started arriving N (youth minister) told Z to say a prayer. As soon as it started, a waitress comes in and yells 'Thirteen!' It was like, 'Dear Heavenly Father - THIRTEEN!'

5. Vegivegan - A line in a play we were in was 'You mean, your not going to become a vegan again?' The actress messed up on her line and sarted to say Vegetarian. So it was 'You mean, you're not going to become a vegi - vegan again?'

6. Susamoo - N was doing the invitation lesson one Wendsday night, and he talked about a man who took his boat out in the Japan tsunami, his name was Susama but N pronounced it 'Susamoo'

7. Cold Fudge Cake - My school consession stand had 'Hot fudge cake' the beta club made. But it had ice cream and whipped cream was was kept in the fridge, so it was cold. I called it a 'Cold fudge cake.'

Angel: I hate this.

Total: Why do we have to do this?

me: I saw it, liked it, and we're doing it!

Angel: *growls*

1. Angel and Total are possessive - Angel's the worst. Do not take anything from them - they'll start screaming like five year olds.

2. Angel and Total love baseball - Seriously. I live next to a ballpark and taught them how to play, and they both go to the field every day to play.

3. Angel and Total hate my friends - Whenever my best friend calls, she can here Angel andTotal in the backgroundscreaming at me. I just say it's music. Now she thinks I have a secret obsession with Screamo (Definitelynot. I don't get the point of music you can't understand. Andwhat you can understand, you don't want to hear!)

4. Angel and Total will bring there problems to me - And let me tell you, they have A LOT of problems. It doesn't matter what it's about, I'm always the one that has to solve them!

5. Angel and Total are nosy - It doesn't matter what I'm doing, they'll be looking over my shoulder wanting to 'see'.

6. Angel and Total love church trips - No matter what we're doing, they both insist on going. So, thanks to them, everyone knows about them now.

7. Angel and Total will do anything to get their way - They throw fits if you tell them no on anything. I usually just lock them in a closet and leave, though.

8. Angel and Total can't do anything by themselves - Why do you think I didn't do them separately? That's how much they're alike. Angel will even get inside manger's heads and make them let in Total. Anywhere. We even took Total on vacation.

9. Angel and Total love Hannah Montana - Never let them get hold of a radio or a computer. They'll blast HM so loud you have to scream for anyone to hear you.

10. Angel and Total hate my music - I listen to country, new and old. They throw fits whenever I listen to it.

Now, you guys say 10 things about me!

Angel: I don't see the point of this.

Total: Can we tell where you live?

me: NO!

Total: ...You took the fun away!

1. FA is competitive - Seriously. Her preacher even says so. She'll do whatever it takes to win.

2. She loves kids - She wants to become an elementary teacher. There was a 7 month old baby she saw in church (she's going to a new church) and she wouldn't let go of her until service started. She even works in a daycare during the summer!

3. She's terrible in math - A D- on her first progress report. She got help and raised it to a C, but she still struggles.

4. Making her mad is an easy job - Every morning she goes to school fuming at her mom because she told her to 'hurry up' too many times.

5. FA is slow - She wakes up at 6:30 and hardly gets to school on time (8:00) but she only lives half a mile from school!

6. She has a seriously low immune system - She was out practically the whole 5th grade because germ clung to her like a magnit. Her mom says you can just look at her with strep and she'll get it. Her mom has a seriously high one, too.

7. She's almost dyslexic - Her mom had dyslexia when she was FA's age, so FA has spells of it. Some days are better then others.

8. She's never had a boyfriend - She's had crushs, but says every guy who's asked her out is a jerk or a wimp that sends friends to do it for them.

9. She can't work in groups - Not even with one partner. She can only work by herself.

10. She's parsistant - She caught her friend with a 'Top Secret' file on his flashdrive, and he clicked on it but wouldn't show her what it was. She hasn't stopped begging for him to tell her what it was.

name: letters in an order

gender: girl

phone number: I'm not an idiot I'm not going to tell you.

address: where I live.

You're nuts if you think I would actually put my real information.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you're a Christian and don't care who knows, copy and paste this into your profile

Guys - follow this link: http:///browse/defenestration You won't be sorry you did!

15 Pet Peeves

1: Those full page 'sponser' ads that pop up when you're trying to click on something: I mean, I know they keep FF free, but do they think anyone's gonna care? They just wanna get back to their stinkin' page!!

2: Those 'Keep FanFiction Free, Take A Quiz From Our Sponser' pop-ups with that brunette woman that sounds like a robot: I'm not going to take some stupid servey, and an annoying emotionless woman yacking at me isn't going to change my mind.

3: Shaking desks in school: You're trying to work so you won't have homework tonight, but you can't concentrate because you're desk has turned into a foot prop! I don't care if you rest your feet on that basket under the desks, as long as you can sit still!

4: Talkitive people: There's always that one kid in the class who won't shut it and keeps repeating things five hundred times. Well, try having two in your class and having to sit between them with no one of the other side. I'm about to take a roll of duct tape to school.

5: People talking when I'm trying to read: Yeah, yeah, I'm reading in the car. You get car sick reading in the car. Big whoop. I don't have to know. This is my reading time, so let me enjoy it!

6: 24/7 texters: How many times have you been talking to someone, then 'Hold on, I have a text' every five seconds? Just put the phone away for five minutes, I'm sure you'll survive.

7: Forward messages: I don't care if some dead chick is gonna kill me at midnight, I'm not forwarding your dumb message!

8: Loud cell phone talkers: I'm just sitting in a resturant, miding my own buisness, then suddently 'HEY, GIRL! YOU GOING TONIGHT? SO AM I!' and drowning on and on just shouting away. Seriously, keep it up and my food is going to on the top of your head.

9: People talking about me like I'm not there: Do they even know I can hear them?

10: People dragging letters on Facebook... or text messages... or anything, really: Seriouslyy whoo talkss likee thissss. P.S. My mom did this not to long ago: How are youuuuuu. It's just wrong for a 50 year old woman.

11: People who think dentists and dental hygentists are the same thing: They're NOT. Dental hygentists clean you teeth, do checkups, and check for cavities. Dentists are the ones who do the fillings, root canals, all that jazz; they're the ones people are scared of. I hate when they say 'I'm terrified of the dentist!' then they're just going for a checkup!

12: People going on about bf/gf: We get it, you're dating someone. We don't have to know everything humanly possible about him/her!

13: Smacking: This use to not bother me, but now it's just downright gross. It makes me loose my appitite. And when I ask them (politely!) to stop, they get in my face and start smacking louder.

14: Preps: I don't want to be rude, but they're awful. Girl talk and drama is okay sometimes, but eventually I gotta draw the line. And 9 times out of 10, they'll think the world revolves around them.

15: People interrupting conversations: I know it's by accident sometimes, and that's okay. But everytime you're talking to someone is too much.

My Favorites!

Books: Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, House of Night, Mortal Insturments

Pairings:Max/Fang (HATE Max/Iggy), Ella/Iggy (HATE Nudge/Iggy), Percy/Annabeth (HATE Percy/Rachel), Zoey/ (I can't choose. I hate Erik and Heath, I've heard Stark is pretty good but he hasn't come back from his monster stage yet where I am), Draco/Hermonie (HATE Ron/Hermonie) Harry/Ginny (ONLY them together), Katniss/Peeta (HATE Katniss/Gale) Jace/Clary (NO Simon/Clary) Simon/Maia (Simon/Isabell would never happen in real life)

Candy:Skittles and starbursts!

Food: Taco soup, spaghetti.

Song: Any The Band Perry song, 'A Little Bit Stronger' by Sara Evans, 'The Breath You Take' by George Straight, 'Boys of Fall' 'There Goes My Life' 'Who You'd Be Today' and 'Don't Blink' all by Kenny Chesney, 'A Year Without Rain' by Selena Gomez, 'The Little Girl' by John Michael Montgomery, the list goes on and on.

Band: The Band Perry

Right now:

Book I'm reading: City of Glass, 3rd Mortal Instuments book

Song I'm listening to: Love Like Crazy by Lee Brice.

Story I'm about to work on: None right now. I haven't been wanting to write lately, for some reason.

Relationship status: Still single!

TV show I'm waching: H2O. Did this show get cancled before? There were suddenly no episodes on. Did it make a comeback or something?

Proud of: Everyone in the math fair. We may hate it (we were forced to do it), but we still did well!

Wishing That: A certian someone would ask me out.

Confused about: Nothing.

Texting: No one.

Favorite song lyric: Life's not the breath you take, the breathin in and out. That get's you through the day, ain't what it's all about. You just might miss the point, trying to win the race. Life's not the breath you take, but the moments that take your beath away. -The Breath You Take by George Strait.

My opinion on random things:

Justin Beiber: I don't HATE him, I like his songs. They sound okay when someone else sings them. Him in general? Sounds like a girl.

School: BO-RING! This year's better then the last, though.

Writing: I'm been doing it since 3rd grade. I wanted to be the first published 3rd grade author (obviously, it didn't work). I was such a terrible author reading back.

Peeta:Awesome! The boy with the bread! I LOVE PEETA!!!! My friend's roommate actually has a stuffed pig name Peeta. I called him Mellark.

Gale: Ugh (shiver). HATE Gale.

Team Edward or Team Jacob: I'm Team Switzerland! I can't decide, but I'm leaning towards Jacob now. At least neither group can kill me, even though Edward's has a little more reason.

Fang: Totally awesomesauce. I'm TOTALLY Team Fang and CANNOT be moved. So don't waste your time.

Iggy:I feel sorry for him. I mean, he's blind and never gets the girls. I mean, the closest he's gotten is Nudge and Ella, who are TWELVE! He should at least get a decent girlfriend.

Max: She's awesome. She's a great leader, I can see why the flock looks up to her.

House of Night:The most awesomest series ever on vampires, or 'vampyres'. I'm on the 5th where Darius is about to take them back to the HoN.

Maximum Ride: BEST. SERIES. EVER.

Hunger Games:Peeta/Katnissall the way!!!! Gale needs realize that they're best friends, not boyfriend andgirlfriend, so he can suck it up and get over it!

The Band Perry:BEST. BAND. EVER. I actually think Reid is kinda cute!

The idea of a sibling band (The Band Perry, Jonas Brothers, Aly&AJ, ect.): If they can get along and have good music(Sorry Aly&AJ, you fail at good music). They have to have both, if they can't get along, they have bad music. If they have bad music, well, then everyone knows they can't get along.

Sports: I like to watch them, but they're not for me. I played baseball in kindergarten, soccer in 1st grade, and softball for the next 5 years. I use to be athletic. It faded.

Acting/Theater: As long as it's not a musical, sign me up!

Erik: Give me a break! I know Zoey hurt him, but that doesn't give him the right to be a jerk. And he comes crawling back after Neferet raises Kalona? Desprate much?

Heath: *rolls eyes* Dude, she's a vampire. You're a human. I don't care if you Imprinted! Get over it and go back to Kayla!

Loren: Ugh, don't get me started. If he wasn't already dead, I'd find someway to kill him.

Stevie Rae's death:NOOOOO!!!!! She was one of my favorite characters! But at least she came back, but I still wish she hadn't died!

Neferet:Go die in a hole, Neferet. Nyx dug you one.

Daimen and Jack being gay: It makes me nervous. I'm fine with it and all, but... I'm not homophobic unless they show signs of affection, then I'm a little creeped out.

Zoey's group of friends: I wish they were real. They're loyal and honest, I love that. I just don't like some of the jokes they make.

Favorite... (copied from the profile of Nyx's Chosen One. I haven't seen it on anyone else's.)

Food: Taco soup!
Drink: I can't have caffinated drinks. I can only have decaf soda, Kool-Aid, and I get a tea whenever we go out to eat (Even if tea has caffine.)
Time of Day: Night.
Season: Winter. I'm SERIOUSLY allergic to pollen.
Day of the Week Saturday.
Color: Purple!!
Place in U.S: Tennessee. A small town with the best friends I could hope for.
Place outside U.S: HA! I've never been outside the US, but I got really close to Mexico. I was in Texas swimming in the Gulf of Mexico.
Magazine: I suscribed to J-14
Pet dog: I have three! And two kitties, I can't decide which one is my favorite.
Friend: All of my BFFs.
Feeling: ...Idk.

Do you...

Shower Daily: Duh! Why wouldn't I? I don't wanna be a stinky, greasy-haired weirdo.
Brush your Teeth Daily: Yep.
Sing: HA! Only with Josey... on the phone... at night... when no one's in the house...
Dance: BIG no.
Drink: You mean drugs and stuff? I don't wanna kill myself. You'd have to kill me before you'd get me to try that.
Smoke: Nope. Mom fell into peer pressure and started, and she says that was the biggest mistake of her life and warned me not to ruin my life with them.
Read Books: You're kidding me, right? I can't even choose my favorite book! Of course I read!
Read Magazines: I suscribed to J-14.
Have a Religion: Yeah. I prise the Lord with all my heart! Which lead me to the best day of my life: July 21, 2010, my baptism.
Have a Bf/Gf: Nope! Never have!
Play an Instrument: Yep. Piano and I played trumpet in the band before I quit, even if I sounded like a dying cat. But I love piano!!!!

In the Guys (I'm a girl, you idiots, I like guys. I'm not a lesbian.):

Hair Color: Light brown or black. But blond is cute if it's fixed right.
Eye Color: Blue, light or dark, brown, and gray. Green is... acceptable.
Height: I really don't care. But I normally notice guys taller then me, which starts at 5'5.
Tattoos: No! Especially not if it's perminet! That leads to AIDS and other murdering diseases, I'm not interested in guys who would even consider dying like that!
Piercings: No, and definetly not in the right ear (If it's in the right, they probably won't be interested in me anyway). Ear piercing is all that's acceptable, and only on girls.
Body Type: Who cares? The largest guys might be the nicest, if they're not all depressed about their body.
Hobbies: Sports, insterments. One of those can be left out, though.

Really, hobbies is the only thing on that list that matters. I'm not going to be so shallow as to judge on the outside if I want to date 'im or dump 'im. Just as long as he's a Christian that follows God's word, has/plans for a good family, and my parents agree, that's all that matters.

Have You Ever...

Been Arrested: No. But Mom did get a speeding ticket with me and my friends in the car. We were all in the backseat trying not to laugh.
Cheated: No! Never! If you can't be contint with one guy, you don't deserve one at all!
Been Cheated on: No.
Had your Heart Broken: Yes. I've never had a boyfriend, but yes, I have.
Broken someone else's heart: If I did, I didn't mean to. I wouldn't know, I never had a boyfriend. Unless it's rejecting someone asking me out...
Stripped: NO! And I don't plan to, EVER!
Kissed more than two people in one night: No. I've never even had my first kiss.
Kissed someone of the same sex: Eww, no!
Lied: Duh. Everyone lies. I try not to if it's avoidable, which it always is.
Gotten into a fight: A fight? ...Mom said that my kindergarten teacher said I beat up the bully but didn't get in trouble because he deserved it. I don't remember it.
Passed out: Yes. Once, when I was two. Arnold Chiri surgery. They can't put you all the way asleep, and I remember then cutting into my neck, then I passed out.
Stolen anything: Does a quarter count?
Done something you regret: Yes. Everyone has.
Been on TV: No, but I'd love to!
Been in Love: I'm thirteen for crying out loud! Of course not!

Last Person You...

Talked to on the phone: Carrie. We had to figure out a time for me to come to her house.
Text Messaged: M. He asked me to be his girlfriend and I said that I had a long speech made but forgot it, but that I couldn't go out with him. He wanted to know what the speech was.
Instant Messaged: FF is the only place I IM. And that's WinterSky101.
Hugged: Josey. She was saying how much she would miss me in high school since we're not in the same homeroom.
Yelled at: Who haven't I yelled at?
Missed: Friends at school.
Were told loved you: Dad last night.

Random Maximum Ride Questions:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

I wouldn't call him 'hot'. He's 'cute', but not 'hot'.

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

No. He beat up the flock too many times.

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

*grins* Maybe...kinda...sorta...MOST DEFINITELY!!

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Ahr-ee. That's how I always thought his name was pronounced.

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

The first time, yes. After that, no.

6. In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

I giggled.

7. Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

Yes. I need to re-read it... Actually, I need to re-read all of them.

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

When the flock left? No. When Fang left? I screamed and threw a fit, almost making the church bus wreck and scaring the bejeebers out of my friends.

9. Who is your favorite character?

Fang. Most definitly.

10. Do you like Jeb?

No. He's a jerk.

11. Were you making a genuine "WTH" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Yeah, kinda. I mean seriously, it was just an excuse by JP to get them out of the water. Did it ever come up again?

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

*shrug* I actually like TFW. I like them both.

13. Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Kind of. I wanted to punch that cooky smile right off Angel's face. Nudge's didn't bother me that much.

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

I don't know. I like them all.

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

"Paranoid" by the Jonas Brother, or (for Fax) "Stay" by Sugarland.

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a bandplaying whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?


17. Who do you think the voice should be?

Idk. I thought it was Angel until the past few books.

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Fang on the guitar would rock. I would totally buy his album.

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

I actually liked TFW. Probably Brigid. I mean seriously! She's 20 SOMETHING! Fang is 15! She's too old for him!

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Fax. End of story.

Girls Don't Realize these things:

I'm sorry that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the sidewhen the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough SENSE to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (As long as nobody dies)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (Was the only girl, but it was fun!)
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (Eww. Mom and Dad do, and you do NOT want to get between them and the TV during a TN football game.)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. (Jr. High right now)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (Parents won't let me after some of my friends got in a big fight)
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Sometimes...)
Sports are fun. (Hate 'em!)
Talk withfood in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.


You wear lip gloss/stick. (Carmex and chapstick)
You love skirts. (only for church)
Cats are better than dogs. (love them both!)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (not a lot, but yeah: )
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (don’t mind: )
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (can't had Arnold Chiari. PM me to find out what that is and symptoms)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. (only about 1hr and 30min. plus I don’t wear make up!)
You smile a lot more than you should. (I'm a crazy person)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (doesn’t every girl?)
You like wearing dresses when you can(church mostly)
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything. (I know someone who does, and she's super annoying!)


9 to 8. The Guy Side just barely won.


1, What color is your toothbrush?

I have a rotating toothbrush for my braces. But it's blue! X)

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

MH. We were trying to see how much we could tease Auburn-Redx about playing the old Mortal Combat game.

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Racing though the car line cause I was late for school.

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Trying to find a picture to Picnic.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Cookies 'n Cream Hersey. It sounds gross, but it's really good! Try it!

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

NO! And I don't want to! EVER!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

'Hum.' When Dad said he was proud of me for winning 2nd in the math fair. I was REALLY into what was on TV.

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?


9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Sweet tea!

10, Do you like your wallet?

Yeah! But it's kinda small...I have to fold my money!

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Candy. The prizes for 2nd pace was a ribbon and a cup of candy.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?


13, The last sporting event you watched?

M and MH trying to play soccar with a softball when the teacher was out of the room. Does that count?

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Um, is there a flavor other than butter?

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?


16, Ever go camping?

Yep! Camper!

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope. I'm healthy!

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?


19, Do you have a tan?

Nope! And PROUD OF IT!

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

EW! Chinese is GROSS!

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Not unless it's in a restuant. I REFUSE to touch my lips to those nasty cups! Who knows who had it last?

22, What did your last text message say?

'I just summorized it to you're a great guy but just a friend.' to M. The 'long speech' I forgot when I told him I wouldn't be his girlfriend.

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

School, Mexican, piano lessons, Wal-Mart, church, Amercan Idol.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

Pillows, teddy bear, remote.

26, What color is your watch?

Black with rainbow peace signs all over it.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?


28, What is your birthstone?


29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru. We never have time to go in.

30, What is your favorite number?

16! You get to drive!

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?


32, Any plans today?


33, How many states have you lived in?


34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Nothin really

35, Last song listened to?

Love Like Crazy by Lee Brice

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

No. I won't even attempt.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Yes. I call her Mom.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Usually, flip-flops. But it just started warming up and the rubber rubbed a sore on my toe so I gotta wear tennis shoes.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?


40, Is anyone jealous of you?


41, Do you love anyone?

Family. Friends. Duh.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Uh, none of my school friend. LOL But I was talking to Winter, and I always use first initials. So I call a 14-year-old in our youth group, T. Andthere's a woman that works with mom, and I called her T, and she has two kids. So I wrote 'T's kids' and sent it before I realized it. She thought I was talking about the T in my youth group had an eleven-year-old son! I really hope he didn't have a kid at 3.

43, What do you usually do during the day?


44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

...No, not really.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

No. It's usually 'hey'.

46, What color is your car?

I'm 14. I got no car.

47, Do you like cats?


48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

What's it to ya?

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yeah. The youth group at our old church went every year. I'll miss that. :'(

50, How did you get your worst scar?

When I was two. Arnold Chiari or whatever. Where your brain drops into your neck.

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

Uh, what top 8?

2. What is your favorite possession?

"shrug* Bible probably. Computer is 2nd.

3. Do you own a gun?

No. My dad has one, but only for defense.

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

Don't have an ex. Never had a boyfriend!

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?


7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

Away in a Manger, Silent Night

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Mt. Dew, sweet tea, or Kool-Aid.

9. Can you do a push up?

Not a correct one. But the P.E. teacher counted ten.

10. Is your bathroom clean?

Kinda. There are clothes in the floor.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

A cute silver necklace my Bible class teacher got me for Christmas last year, a necklace my aunt gave me for Christmas, my class ring, a silver ring with 1 Corinthians 13:13, my watch. I wear them every day.

12. Do you take painkillers?

Only on...those times every 30 days.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

Don't have one.

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

Yep. Anything about books that sound interesting (MR, PJ, HG, HoN, ect.) They just - OO! SHINY!

15. What's your name?

Uh, my fake name is Grace. DO NOT CALL ME GRACE!!!

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

H2O episode, a certain someone, and why do you care?

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought

A graduation dress, a toy for sweet 5-day-old Lily, and two pounds of bacon cause my mom was in a swim suit and wouldn't go in.

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

Tea, Kool-Aid, and... caffine-free Sprite. I can't drink caffine anymore. All I drank for two weeks was Mt. Dew and the caffine gave me chest pains.

19. Current worry?


20. Current hate?

I better not post that.

21. Favorite place(s) to be?

I really wish I was at a Mexican resturant right now. I'm always craving Mexican, it's not a shock for me. It may be because my mom ate it nearly every day when pregnant with me. Hum...

22. How did you bring in the New Year?

Watching that ball drop in NYC.

23. Where would you like to go?

A Mexican resturant near our house.

24. Do you own slippers?

No. I go barefoot or socks.

25. What shirt are you wearing?

A pink 'New Life' T-shirt. It had 'Are You Washed?' on the back with a drawing of a bath tube with bubbles. I meaning 'Are You Baptized?'.

26. Favorite color(s)?

Puple, red, light blue.

27.Are you a happy person?

I guess.

28. Do you sing in the shower?

Um, NO! I can't sing and I hate to. Plus, I always think in the shower. Even though I always come up with wacky story ideas in it that I never use.

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

Kidnappers. Duh.

30. Best bed sheets as a child?

A cute comfortor, my uncle's blanket that's falling appart, and a Twilight blanket. I get cold at night.

31. Worst injury you've ever had?

Uh. All I can think of is when I was getting my things for the bathhouse at camp at 6:15, wasn't looking, andmyrazor blade was just changed. It left a nasty scar on that joint below the fingernail on my middle left hand.

32. Who is your loudest friend?

KL. Goodness, that girl will NEVER shut it!

33. Who is your most silent friend?

One of the people in the youth group.

34. Does someone have a crush on you?

Yes. But I told him I just want to be friends. Poor guy has had liked me since the beginning of the year.

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?

I would if I saw one!

36. What is your favorite candy?

Starbursts or skittles!

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

Idk. I use to want Who I Am by Nick Jonas, but them I realized what when you get married you've already found them.

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

I Miss You by Miley Cyrus and If I Die Young by The Band Perry (If I die young).

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?


40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

Ugh, school AGAIN? Just a few more days till graduation. I can do it.

This is cool, you should try it. If you think this is cool, copy and paste it in your profile.

The Real RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4. Have fun!

Should've Said No by Taylor Swift (Um...)

Hoedown Throwdown by Miley Cyrus (NO! But I do live in the country... but NO!)

On The Road Again by Willie Nelson (That doesn't even make any sense!)

G.N.O (Girl's Night Out) by Miley Cyrus (Wow - no.)

You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift (HAHAHAHA no.)

Round & Round by Selena Gomez (Nope!)

Good Time by Alan Jackson (NOOOOOO!!!!!!)

Believers by Joe Nichols (Well, I stand up for what I believe in...)

If We Were A Movie by Hannah Montana (The guy I like? Maybe...)

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Hip to My Heart by The Band Perry (No...)

7 Things by Miley Cyrus (Um, big NO!)

Paranoid by Jonas Brothers (Fun...)

I Don't Think About It by Emily Osment (I don't think about future... yeah, RIGHT!)

Mockingbird by Toby Keith (NO!!!)

What Time is It by High School Musical 2 (NO!!!)

Feeling Alive by Jonas Brothers (How ironic...)

You and Me Together by Hannah Montana (Big NO!)

Right Here by Miley Cyrus (Eeep!)

The Little Girl by John Micheal Montgomery

Stays in Mexico by Toby Keith (Wow. No.)

Picture to Burn by Taylor Swift (*laughs* No!)

S.O.S by Jonas Brothers (I haven't listened to that song in years.)


So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Falling Down by Selena Gomez (Somehow I get that this is gonna be a love movie. That's not my life)

Waking Up: Right Here by Miley Cyrus (Cool!)

First Day At School: Drive by Jonas Brothers (Okay then...)

Falling In Love: Critical by Jonas Brothers (That's PERFECT!!!!)

Fight Song: Nobody's Perfect by Hannah Montana (...I'm not sure...)

Breaking Up: Pumpin Up the Party by Hannah Montana (Um, no.)

Prom night: When There was You and Me by Gabriella andTroy(Vanessa Hugins and Zac Efron) (PERFECT!)

Life: Believers (Joe Nichols) Well, I'm a Christian...

Mental Breakdown: I Got Nerve (Hannah Montana) It works!

Driving: Flightless Bird, American Mouth (Iron & Wine) That should be Prom Night. It was on Twilight (which, by the way, is the only reason I have that song. The soundtrak.)

Flashback: Gotta Go My Own Way (Gabriella andTroy/ Vanessa Hugins and Zac Efron) Intersting...

Getting back together:Hellow Beautiful (Jonas Brothers) Awesome fit.

Wedding: When You Look Me in the Eyes (Jonas Brothers) OH YES!!!!! Perfect fit!

Birth of Child: Nothing Left to Do (Alan Jackson) Um, no.

Final Battle: Summer Rain (Jonas Brothers) I'm just having an unlucky time with this.

Funeral Song:Breakout (Miley Cyrus) I sure hope not!

Final Credits: The Climb (Miley Cyrus) That could work for open or end credits.

Write down the names of your eleven favorite Maximum Ride characters, in no particular order.

1. Fang

2. Max

3. Iggy

4. Angel

5. Gazzy

6. Ella

7. Total

8. Ari

9. Dr. M

10. Nudge

11. Jeb

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ella/Jeb? No. Intersting...

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

Angel? I think she's cute for a kid.

3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

Jeb/Ari? AKWARD!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Dr. M? Um... Dr. M's Rules by Tummy Monster?

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Max/Ella? No. They're sisters. Plus, it's just wrong!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Gazzy/Dr. M Gazzy/Nudge. I'd have to go with Gudge. Dr. M is Max's mom, I'm sure she wouldn't be very happy about that.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eleven making out?

Total saw Max and Jeb making out? He'd go yell to the whole house that Max is kissing her daddy.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Iggy/Nudge? Um... After Iggy's harsh break up with Ella, he needs a shoulder to cry on. Would it be...Nudge?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Fang/Ari? Um... Fri? No.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic.

Total/Jeb? Um... I can't think of one right off the bat.

14. If you wrote a Songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Songfic about Ari? Um... Paranoid by the Jonas Brothers.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?


16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Gazzy? I can't remember one. I know my next fic!!!!!

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I don't even want to know how many I have done, the things in bold are the idiotic events that I have done.)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (Hey, I hadn't done it in a long time. I thought I still could)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (Fortunetly, she didn't think it was mine. But she made a face when I picked it up)
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head (ALL THE TIME!!!)
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (For a long time, I also blushed whenever I was around him. So embaressing!)
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand (I do that a lot too)
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull (My dad even thought I was an idiot!)
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push (The handle was metal, I was mad and pulled it full force. So, I sorta body slammed into a door)
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (it hurt...)
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (Now I do it just to make someone laugh)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble (Yeah, when I was like eight)
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (it hit her in the eye. At least it was just water, and we were in a pool...)
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (...I can't remember five times I called either one of them the right name. It makes them mad cause they hate each other)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (basketball court. Cause I stink at basketball)
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (I didn't realize it until I got home!)
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (Josey, I can't find my phone! Mom's gonna kill me! Josey: FA, you're talking on it, ding dong)
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (I burst out laughing in dead silence, after everyone else had stopped)
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock (Sadly, it was in front of my math teacher.)
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was rainingoutside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (I always wave. They look at me like, 'freak')
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (I was in fourth grade. I had a scar for months)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on (I was half asleep)
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (I kept hitting the power button for five minutes before I realized the light wasn't on.)
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (Um, OUCH! And it was in front of a guy I liked too. But we were both laughing about it)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (Basketball shorts. It didn't have a tag, okay!)
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on (He had a fit, but I had a good laugh!)
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (It took me and mom ten minutes to get it off)
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it (This is why girls never go to the bathroom alone)
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (Don't get me started)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (It was in the middle of a test. The kid beside me dropped his pencil, and there was a bar.)
48. Have poked yourself in the eye (That tends to happen when you're an idiot with contacts)
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair,
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test (Have you even noticed how many things are in bold here?)
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (Andit wasn't mechanical pencils withthe bad led that all the guys tried to give you shots with)
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (I was singing with Josey. We both froze and burst out laughing)
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was(I say'maybe and hope it wasnt family say I love you)
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (I always do that right after my birthday)
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on (I fell of the stool.)
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it (I was so close to knocking the computer off the table)
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie (I immedatly stopped and my face turned red)
61. Done the Macarenatothe electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (The writing in my Bible is small. The teacher always calls me to read when my contacts are messed up)
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (She looked at me 'freak')
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (I thought I already did it)
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (MRA, you didn't have to write the sentece. me: WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY??)
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong (It was in front of Mom's boss. That's what I get for liking grammar)
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (I found it a year later)
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face (I thought I had a pool toy in my hands)
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (Teacher: What's half of 1/8? me: 1/4. Friend: Yeah, you're soooo smart.)
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (*pop* Ow. *pop* Ow *pop* Ow. *pop* Friend: QUIT!)
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (But I have one friend who's more hyper than me, no matter what she's had. T: A's never had Red Bull, and I'm extremely thankful for that.*T's her big brother*)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (After I had a Mello Yellow, andI found out that we could pre-order Mokingjay. And I was at school. Teach almost sent me to the counselor)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again (Ow, that hurt! ... It won't hurt now. *place clip* OW!)
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Josey always uses the Three Stooges. me: Which ones?)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair (A huge knot...)
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (Dad always does that to me. But I got him before he got me!)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil (I looked up, and my whole Bible class was staring at me.)
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them (Once, okay!! Sadly, permanent marker...)
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (The teacher told us to make something *I forgot the name* out of toliot paper and wouldn't tell us what it was. We just wrapped Grant in it
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (I accidently packed Mom's to a sleepover)
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (It was supposed to be serious)
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs (They stared at me like idiots)
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before (I was half asleep e before i or i before e?)
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (Mine is a popcorn ceilling, so it helps)
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class (All the time)
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery andasked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either sideofher." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up andhugher waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's okdon't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: I won't tell you. But I will fill out the following with my fake-name: Grace Moses

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Graizzle (How do you even pronounce that?)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Blue-Eyed Wolf. (LOL! I just thought of a purple blue-eyed wolf. It looks hilarious)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth Friendship (Weird. BTW, that's not my real street name. I just wrote the first one that popped in my head.)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Hilgrses

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Sprite (Um... no.)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letterofyour moms middle name): (I don't have a sibling. I'll use my friend-sis, Josey) Rseoyjh (Oookkkk...)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Zack (Oo! It rhymes!)

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Elizabeth

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit) Stealing Strawberries (Um, no comment)

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory) Blue Parriot

75 Things you Didn't Know About Me!

1. First thing you wash in the shower? Face
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? I usually don't wear hoodies. I guess a brown one with a youth convincion logo. It's warm and comfortable.
3. Do you plan outfits? No.
4. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Bored.
5. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? Numbers on the clock.
6. Do you say aim or a-i-m? Um...
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I was randomly looking through a scrap book with me crush. I woke up with a 'What in the world' face.
8. Did you meet anybody new today? No.
9. What are you craving right now? Mexican, duh.
10. Do you floss? Ironically, no. It's ironic because my mom is a dental hygenist. And yes it IS different than a denist!
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Boiled cabbage. Yummy!
12. When was the last time you talked on aim? I don't know what your talking about.
13. Are you emotional? No, not really.
14. Would you dance to the taco song? I don't know what that is.
15. Have you ever counted to 1,000? I tried it once. Then I got bored and walked away.
16. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Lick. I have sensitive teeth. If I bite, I put my tongue over my bottom teeth and my upper lip over my upper teeth. Even though I look stupid.
17. Do you like your hair? Yeah. I guess.
18. Do you like yourself? Um...depends...
19. Have you ever met a celebrity? No. But my friendwent to school with Miley Cyrus and lives near an ice cream shop Taylor Swift visits all the time! I'm so jealous!
20. Do you like cottage cheese? YES!
21. What are you listening to right now? TV.
22. How many countries have you visited? USA. That's it. I've never been out of the country I live in.
23. Are your parents strict? Eh, bout minimum.
24. Would you go sky diving? I don't know.
25. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? I'm a teenage girl. He's married and is older then my dad. No way.
26. Would you throw potatoes at him? No. The least you can do is respect the former presidents of our country.
27. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? No.
28. Have you ever been in a castle? HA! There are no castles in America. Unless you count a blow up castle for little kids.
39. Do you rent movies often? I use to. I wish we still did.
30. Who sits in behind you in your math class? Adam.
31. Have you made a prank phone call? Yes. Then I remembered cell phones had caller ID. Yeah, that was a stupid move on my part.
32. Do you own a gun? I use to. Don't anymore.
33. Can you count backwards from 74? Yeah. 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall is how I entertain myself when I'm bored and forgot my book.
34. Who are you going to be with tonight?Mom and Dad. We're not going anywhere.
35. Brown or white eggs? Neither. I hate eggs. Especially after that huge egg recall. But my parents always eat white.
36. Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yes. Twilight shirts.
37. Ever been on a train? No. Which is weird because train tracks are right up the street. It's gotta come from some place.
38. Ever been in love? I'm fourteen!
39. Do you have a cell-phone? Yes. An iPhone. And it's AWESOME, might I add!
40. Are you too forgiving? I wouldn't say too forgiving... yes, I am. Sorry for lying to myself, self. It's okay, self.
41. Do you use chap stick? Duh. My lips look like pruins in winter if I don't.
42. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? School.
43. Can you use chop sticks? No. And I don't plan to try. I hate Chinese.
44. Ever have cream puffs? No...
45. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? You mean the butterfly cycle? Through kid books and stupid videos they make us watch in school.
46. What was the last question you asked? I forgot...
48. What was the last CD you bought? The Lemonade Mouth sountrack on iTunes
49. Boys or girls? Like like: boys. Like as if they were my sisters: Girls. I'm not a lesbian.
50. What is your bus number for school? Are you NUTS? I'm not going to post that on here! But I'll tell you this: I do ride the bus and I do know the number.
51. Is your hair curly? It's natually curly. But I can make it do either way. My hair is very managable.
52. Last time you cried? A few days ago.
53. Ever walked into a wall? Several times.
54. Do looks matter? Uh, no. It helps. But if a guy is nice, I don't care if he's ugly or not.
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? Is that a store? Obviously not.
56. Have you ever slapped someone? Only playfully, and I didn't make it hurt. But oh, I sooo want to sometimes! Some people are just idiots.
57. Favorite time of the year? Winter. I'm seriously allergic to pollen, and less is in the air in winter. I hate spring, that's when it all comes like an avalanch.
58. Favorite color? Purple.
59. Are you sarcastic? Naw! Sarcastic? Me? No way!
60. Do you have any tattoos? No. And I don't plan to.
61. The last person you held hands with? I'm not sure.
62. Do you sleep with the TV on? No. It's a waste of electicity, plus I can't sleep if it's on.
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? Yes.
65. Do you like your life right now? ...Yeah. It's pretty good, I guess.
66. How often do you talk on the phone? Every once in a while. When me and Josey get tired of texting.
67. What is your favorite animal? Blue Eyed Wolf/Dog/Cat/Cheeta. Wait - isn't a cheeta a cat? I think it is. Yeah, it is.
68. What was the most recent thing you bought? A Christmas presant.
69. Do you have good vision? Not really. My left contact is 4. something. My right is 3. something.
70. Can you hula hoop? No. But my five year old cousin Aden can.
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? It'll take a while. A LOOOONG while. But there's no hope for us in the future.
72. Do you have a job? I did during the summer. Daycare. Oh yeah.
73. Can you handle the truth? I'd rather be told the truth then lies any day.
74. What are you wearing? A pink shirt.
75. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes. Once during a fire saftey thing.

I hate stereotypes! What I am is in bold. (I don't cuss. I've tried to replace all the cuss words in the below text. If a have missed some, please tell me.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (kinda...)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a idiot
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB or MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (I try to help poor people. Of course I care about them.)
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like an idiot. (Ha! My great-great grandmother was a full blooded Cherokee Indian.)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a jerk.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK SOMETIMES, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking jerk.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (BIG no!)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I have a feeling this one is for guys)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. (I don't really know any gays)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a wierdo.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (If fruit and vegtables are availible, I eat them. Unless it's watermelon. Eww!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (I use to be)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a jerk.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I AM NOT!)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I WEAR TIGHT PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling jerk
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a jerk.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a jerk myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (Does it count if my dad is from there? And yes, I live in TN)
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and live in a igloo
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, andhave bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm BLACK so MUST be able to dance
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Sometimes...)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic nerd.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’sI cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON' LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (I have no problems! It's just none of their buisness!)
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress (I do like theater, but it's not right to have steriotypes!)
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Kneeling beside her were Luke and Amatis, their nearly identically blue eyes filled with matching concern. -City of Glass by Cassandra Clare

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Stuffed bear.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?


4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:47. Pretty good!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The TV.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Coming back in.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The other junk crowding my profile.

9. What are you wearing?

A pink T-shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?


11. When did you last laugh?

With my friends at school.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Academic awards, trophies, zebra blanket, St. Louis poster, my 'Anne' wig and hat, Texas flag signed my Willie Nelson, shelves with collecibles, and signs I held up at a Willie Nelson concert trying to get Bobbie's (his sister) attention. It worked.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Um... no.

14. What do you think of this quiz


15. What is the last film you saw?

Lemonade Mouth.

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I'd have a book shopping spree.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Um... I'm an only child?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Get superhero powers to either fly, turn invisable, or read minds.

19. George Bush:

Idk. I didn't pay attention to politics much until Barak O-BOMB!-a.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I'm not sure.

21.Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Reece. I love that name.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

...I don't really know what that means... but the person I copied and pasted this from answered no. I'll go with no.

Name your twelve favorite Huger Games characters:

1. Finnick

2. Peeta

3. Katniss

4. Prim

5. Beetee

6. Rue

7. Annie

8. Plutarch

9. Haymitch

10. Katniss's mother

11. Katniss's father

12. Gale

5 & 1?

Beetee/Finnick? Awk-ward!

7 killed 9?

Annie killed Haymitch? That would actually make sense. Think about it.

10 besties with 3?

Katniss's mother besities with Katniss? Well, they would have in MOCKINGJAY SPOIL! if she hadn't been in the hospital ward the whole time!

9 kissing 6?

Haymitch kissing Rue? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

4 secretelyin love with 12?

Primin love with Gale? Well, if it were Hunger Games, Prim and Katniss may have had some problems.

2 and 4?

Peeta and Prim? Peetais in love with her sister. That would be awkward.

1 killing 7 to protect 9 who's two timing 6 and 3?

Finnickiskilling Annie to protect Haymitch who's two timing Rue and Katniss? Finnick would never kill Annie! He loves her! This one is wack.

1& 6?

Finnick and Rue? Um, major no.

2 secretely married to 9?

Peeta secretly married Haymitch? Does anyone else seeanything wrong with that?

2 with 7 but 3's not happy and takes her rage out by stabbing 6 which results in 4 crying and 9 and 1 making out?

Peeta is with Annie but Katniss is not happy and takes her rage by stabbing Rue which results in Prim crying and Haymitch and Finnick making out? Other then the stabbing Rue, Haymitch/Finnick, it works.

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Rue/Katniss's father? No. And I don't want to.

Do you think 4 is hot? How much?

Prim? Uh, no. I think she's pretty for an eleven year old, though.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant

Gale got Plutarch pregnant? That's not possible. Even if it did happen, that would be one messed up baby.

Do you recall any fics about Nine?

About Haymitch? I haven't read any. But I'm sure there are some.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Peeta/Rue? Not at all!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Beetee/Haymitch or Beetee/Katniss's mother? Beetee/mother. It would be weird, but at least it wouldn't be gay.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having a fist fight?

Annie walked in on Peeta and Gale having a fist fight? Run and tell Katniss to break it up.

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Katniss/her mother?Katniss finally gets the courage to tell her mother what she really thinks about having to take charge and basically raise her.

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Finnick/Plutarch? If I saw a Flutarch or Pinnick fluff, I would run for my life.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Annie/Gale? Probably Saying Goodbye to Finnick.

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower Two?

Prim/Peeta? I don't even want to think it.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Katniss? You mean like Galeniss and Petniss

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Katniss's father? No.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

Peeta/Prim/Beetee. Noooo...

What might ten scream at a moment of great Anger?

Katniss's mother. I'm not sure...

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Plutarch? It's On by the cast of Camp Rock 2.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?


What might be a good pick-up line for Ten use on two?

Katniss's mother to Peeta? I don't even want to think about that.

How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Katniss's father describe a relationship between Peeta and Plutarch? ...Weird.

How emo is Seven?

Annie? On a scale of one to ten, that would be zero.

This or This?

Pepsi or Coke?: Diet Coke. I can't drink dark drinks or I get sick.

Soda or Juice?: Soda, as long as it's Sprite or MD or something.

7up or Sprite?: Ugh, I hate 7up!

Yellow or Purple?: Purple.

Blue or Green?: Blue like the sea.

Rock or Rap?: Rock.

TV or Movies?: TV. Movies eventually come on anyway!

Scary or Comedy: A scary comedy.

Night or Morning?: I'm a creature of the night, I was Marked.

Kisses or Hugs?: Hugs

Life or Death?: I don't know I haven't died yet but I'll let you know.

Up or Down?: Left and right.

Noise or Silence?: IDC! I can read in both. I'm scarily talented.

Run or Walk?: I walk the mile. Running's for the scared.

Burger King or McDonald's?: McBurger

Apples or Bananas?: Oh Oh Ah Ah!! I a monkey!

Mexican or Italian Food?: Tacos and Burritos. Yum.

Winter or Summer?: Winter I'm allergic to pollen. Andmy parent's aren't bugging me to get off the computer.

Spring or Fall?: Fall you're not bombarded with pollen. And the leaves are pretty.

Chocolate or Candy?: Chocolate-covered candy.

Chicken or Beef?: Bacon.

Left or Right?: Up and down.

Doritos or Cheetos?: Doritos. More possiblities.

Cold or Hot?: Warm

Weird or Normal?: Being normal is weird. So if you say you're normal you're saying your weird and if you say weird you mean normal. But if you say that and go the opposite of the two you're saying weird anyway, so there's no chance of being normal. Brain hurt yet?

Elmo or Ernie?: Big bird.

School or No School?: Bed.

Meat or Fish?: Fish covered meat. LOL jk that sounds gross.

Long or Short Nails?: Short I dig my nails in my thumbs when I'm bored. Don't ask.

Hot Fudge or Caramel?: Yummmmm... Carmelllll... Too bad I can't eat it with braces. CURSE YOU BRACES!!!!

Halloween or Christmas?: Dressing up like Santa Clause on Halloween.

Pizza or Spaghetti?: There's sauce on both. What does it matter?

Scream or Cry?: Cry it draws less attention.

Camera or Digital Camera?: Digital camera duhhhh.

DVD or VHS?: DVD. Have you noticed how you can't find a VHS at WalMart anymore? I thought WalMart had everything!

Pickles or Cucumbers?: Pickles are cucumbers you idiot.

Love or Hate?: Depends on the person.

Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla with chocolate fudge.

Latte or Espresso?: Neither!

Outside or Inside?: Inside. There's less of a chance of skin cancer.

Evil or not Evil?: I shall take over mankind and destroy the universe! MUHAHAHA!!!!

Clean or Dirty: You're gonna get dirty anyway. What does it matter?

Bad or Good?: IDC as long as they don't cry every time they get yelled at.

Sunrise or Sunset?: Sunset. Who wants to be awake to see sunrise? Sunset is prettier anyway!

Truthor Lies?: Truth.

Simple Plan or Good Charlotte: ...Eh?

Apples or Oranges?: Sticking orange peels in someone's mouth to get them to stop talking.

Teacher or Student?: Teacher you can give students as much homework as you want and MAKE them do it!

Rich or Poor?: Who needs money?

Sports or Reading?: Reading. I hate sports!

Cookies or Cake?: Ice cream. Cookies 'n Cream and Birthday cake ice cream! It's good!

Town or City?: Town. Who wants to live on the edge in the city?

Birds or Horses?: Birds don't get covered in horse flies. And they can't trample you when they get mad.

Cats or Dogs?: I love them both!

Monkeys or Penguins?: I'm a monkey!

Rain or Snow?: Snow is too cold. I love to hear rain on a metal roof!

Sun or Moon?: Moon. Like I said, I was Marked.

Smart or Dumb?: Dur... what da diference?

Cd's or Mp3 Players: Ipods

Baked or Mashed Potatoes: Mash potatoes don't have those nasty skins.

Motel or Hotel?: Hotel! I hate being in a Motel I can't sleep knowing anyone could pick the lock in two seconds.

Cars or Buses?: Bus it's called a 'Carpool' and it saves fuel.

Trains of Planes?: Planes are faster. Isn't that kinda the point?

Forks or Spoons?: Sporks.

Family Guy or Simpson's?: Simpsons all the way!

South Park or Spongebob?: ...What's South Park? Eh, anything but Spongebob!

Money or Love?: Fall in love with a doctor?

Hamburgers of Hotdogs?: Hamburgers. Hot dogs are made of what's left over of the chicken. *shiver*

Nachos or French Fries?: Nachos!

Blue or Green Eyes?: Light and dark blue. Dark green.

Blondeor Brunette?: A brunette that acts blonde. It's funny!

Converses or Etnies?: What are Etnies?

Pen or Pencil?: Those cool different color pens.

Beach or Pool?: Wave pool at Point Mallard.

Dolphins or Whales?: Dolphins.

Drums or Guitars?: Piano.

Salt or Pepper?: Sprinkles.

Basketball or Football?: IDC as long as me andJosey both go.

Soccer or Baseball?: Baseball. I hate soccer!

Skittles or Star bursts?: They're both yummmmyyyy.

Finding Nemo or Shrek?: Shrek.

Sausage or Bacon?: They're both fatty meat!! Bring 'em on!!!

Skateboard or Roller Blades?: IDC I can't do either one.

Ferris Wheel or Roller Coaster?: Roller caosters that have looptie loops!

Wet or Dry?: Dry.

Circus or Carnival?: Carnival they have roller coasters... Don't they?

Bathor Shower: Shower. If you take a bath, you're just sitting there in your own filth!

Fav quotes (real life)

Nawdip, Sherlock! -Josey whenever someone says something stupid

Josey: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's superman!(takes big drink of water) me: No, it's M*! Josey: (spits water five feet in front of her) -me and Josey at the zoo when a plane went by. M* (last name hidden) is a guy in our class and she'd been talking about him all day. Oh, and 45 minutes later it was still there! And we went back for my next birthday. It was still there. We went to the seal show, it was gone. All it needed was a year and 45 minutes.

Teacher: Who was John's brother? T: Um... A: Easiest quesiton EVER! Teacher: What's the name of John's father? T: IN YOUR FACE!! -Teacher, T, and A during a trivia game in Wednesday night Bible class. A is T's little sis, and I used initials cause, the more names I put the easier it would be for ANYONE to find me.

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! -A to me and Josey holding a thick, long pole outside our church

AG: You're never going to win. You can't catch up!! (goes on about how T won't win)T: (to E) You're sister's a hamster! Small, big teeth, and furry! -AG and T the during another trivia game. AG is E's sister (once again, initials! This time FIRST name!) and they were visiting.

Dad: Can I have a to-go box? Waiter: Coming right up sir. (leaves) Mom: (waits till Waiter is out of ear shot) He's an Aunt Mary wannabee! He said that in a sweet lady voice! Me: (looks at Dad) Wait till he finds out you're married!' -Me, Mom, Dad, anda waiter at Ruby Tuesday's. I never heard Mom laugh so hard and Dad's eyes flickered from me to Mom, not cracking a smile.

Teacher: Nose in the corner, or write-offs. I: (Going to the corner. sticks nose in corner) It smells weird! -NOT the same Teacher above, our science teacher. I and another boy were wresteling when he walked in.

C: She named her butt Francesca! And mines Queen Bashiba! Music Teacher: Look at the looks on the guys's faces! -C and music directer. And NO, she was NOT talking about me. She was talking about E.

(walks in, throws the book J left on his desk) Way to go, Francesca. -me. Little did he know what I was really calling him. See above quote ^

They're gonna be throwing Great Balls of Fire at US! -K after we played Great Balls of Fire for the first time. We sounded like dying cats.

It's all fun and games until someone breaks your reed. -R when her clarinet reed broke.

me: You put ketchup in your drink? C: Yeah! You don't? What kind of person are you?! me: A normal one. -me and my friend C when I was spending the night with her for my parent's annaverary.

Teacher: No, KL! How many times have I said NO? I: Most of the time you say 'negative.' Teacher: Not the time, smartie.-Science teacher and I when KL asked if she could move seats.

me: What body part is 13 centimeters? Peyton: (name taken out), your face is probably 13 centimeters. B: (starts meauring my face) M: Yeah, 13 centimeters of ugly. -me, Peyton, and M doing a project for science. He was just kidding. It turned out we were way wrong.

B (Josey's brother): I'm gonna kill M for what he said to you! -Josey's little brother telling me he's gonna kill M for the quote above. He's 8, so it was hilarious.

me: Dad, I'm freaking out! Dad: Go upstairs and check it out. me: No! I wouldn't even go upstairs with a daggar! I'd be afraid I'd stab myself! Josey: HAHAHAHA! -Me, Dad, and Josey. I thought there was someone upstairs when I was alone. I had Dad on my cell phone and Josey on the house phone and I was talking to them both at the same time.

me: I was halfway to Mrs. G's before I realized Mr. B was at the first of the road. Dad: Real smart. Josey: HAHAHAHA! -Me, Dad, and Josey when Dad said to go find Mr. B and I went the wrong way.

Josey: Is that your dad? me: Yeah. Josey: Tell him OHHAHA! me: Dad, Josey says OHHAHA! Josey: I says Olah! me: Oh... SHARKBAIT OHHAHA! Josey: HAHAHA! -me and Josey when Dad walked in. We both love the movie Finding Nemo.

me: What does GOP stand for? MH: Grand Old Party. me: ...I thought GOP was a children's clothing store. MH: That's GAP! -Me and MH when our SS teacher made us research politics.

Mrs. R: You don't want to eat these, they've gone through six years of snotty 6th graders. M: (gets up and gets a beach shell, goes back to desk) I'm so smart. I put taste. -Mrs. R (science teacher) and M. We were working on identification and we had to write six characteristics that could be used for identification. There were gummy worms, that's why she said you wouldn't want to eat them.

Mrs. V: You can get a Jolly Rancher or a Dum-Dum. Auburn-Redx: I'm gonna get a Dum-Dum cause I am a Dumb-Dumb! me: I'd say. -Mrs. V, AR, and me when Mrs. V was rewarding us for staying quiet when she was out of the room.

me: I can't get remember the New England colonies! MH (new kid from Wisconsin): I'm finished with the whole worksheet. me: *glares* So you're past Pre-Algebra and halfway through Geometry (we just started Pre-Algebra this year)? Let me guess, you exelled in SS too. MH: I haven't had SS since 6th grade, but yeah, I did. me: *jaw drops* -me and MH when our SS teacher gave us a review. New England colonies was at the very top. (We're in 8th, BTW)

me: I don't know who our Governor is! MH: I only know the Wisconsin politics. (thinks) OH! I know who it is! me: How does your head not explode? -me and MH when we were trying to get the politics. I live in TN. And he had only been here two days.

Mr. B: And(name taken out), you'll climb up the ladder with J. me and J: How are we supposed to fit two people on one ladder? Mr. B: You'll be real cozy. -Mr. B (play director), me, and J during rehersal.

Mr. J: More Wizard of Oz, less Rocketts. -Mr. J during rehersal when he was trying to help Mr. B explain how three girls should walk in a line.

(walks into gym full of chairs and American flags sees Mrs. SB walking by) Where do the Confederats sit? -F when Mrs. SB walked by. Remember, the Yankees used American flags.

F: (name taken out)'s gone senile! Auburn-Redx, what does senile mean? Auburn-Redx: Memory loss when you get old. F: Auburn's senile!! AR: I'm not old! me: Then what's your excuse? -Me, F, and AR in computer lab.

W: Listen to this quote: 'If beauty was a crime, you'd serve 3 life sentences'. That makes no sense! It'd be better saying 'I'd serve 3 life sentences'... me: No, it should say 'If ugly was a crime'. A: YOU JUST GOT BURNED BY *name taken out*!!!! -me, W, and A when W was looking up funny life quotes.

J: I'm a good girl! P: Who's the one going to court? -J and P. J snuck out of the house and went on a joyride with her boyfriend and his friends, had a wreck and was charged for being out past curfew.

Josey: I JUST SAW (enter ex's name here)!!!! me: ...When's his funeral? -Me and Josey texting.

C: So I just taught you this whole long thing and you already knew the short way?! me: I tried to tell you. -C and me during math tutoring.

M: (texting) hey wrud. Me: (names resturant) with the youth group. M: Awesome. wat are yall doing there? Me: (thinks: Idiot. Texts) We'er looking at bunnies for K's birthday. M: oh! aww... Me: You actually fell for that? (name of resturant) is a resturant in (city name). M: ...y would you lie? Me: (facepalm) - me and M texting while I was having dinner with the youth.

W: I talk a lot with my eyebrows. It makes the conversation more... you know... Me: No, I don't know. -Me and W waiting for the youth menister's lesson to start.

(dead silence in the resturant) Me: ALPACA!!!! Youth group: (scoots to a different table) - Me when there was silence in a resturant.

Have you ever noticed how 'politics' is 'poli' which means 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in bloodsucking creaters? - Funny quote on St. Fang of Boredom's profile.

I stole I's Ole Miss Santa Clause hat and he kept wacking me in the head with an excercise ball until I gave it back. And those little kids made me spin them around and around and around and around! -Me. We were waiting for the 4-H class and the 4-H Stars got to play with a Pre-K class during their PE class.

(when 4th grade walks in) P! You didn't bring me cookies? (hugs) WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING ME COOKIES?!?! (on bus) P: (hits the back of my head) That's for hugging me this morning! -Me and P. It was the 4-H cookie contest and the Stars get to judge them.

KL: MH, you can't use scientific calculators. MH: I'm doing Trigonometry. I think I'm allowed one. Me: What's Trigonometry? MH: Geometry on steroids. -me, KL, and MH.

me: (presses space bar, sending girl flying with a parachute) WHEEEEE!!!! -me in computer lab. Now F will always call out '(name taken out!) (pretends to hit space bar) WHEEEE!!!'

J: Daddy! You know I cry every time I see a needle... that's a nail... -J at the Halloween party. After that, everyone came over and said 'Don't worry, J, I'd cry to if that thing was after me!'

me: (stares at game instructions) (looks at box) Seriously? Six year olds can figure out these rules and we can't? We must be pretty dumb. N: Yeah, apparently. J: N, you're confidence in us is amazing. -Me, N, and J. N is our youth minister, btw.

P: she likes to suck people's fingers. Everyone: o_0 P: She's still a cute cat. Everyone: Oh! XD - P and everyone else.

me:We have to bring a bean bag chair. Dad: Are you gonna bring the dog one? me: o_0 Dad: The dog pillow in your room. me: Oh! I thought you meant take -insert dog's name here- and sit on him! Mom: (busts out laughing) -Me and Dad

Everyone: HURRY UP! IT'S COLD! N: (opens bus doors, hits J in the face) I just KNEW that I'd get someone with that! Everyone: (on the ground laughing) - All of us outside the church bus with snow coming.

T: (walks up to kick) (kicks it, ball hits C in the face) C: (falls down) Everyone: HAHAHAHA!!!! (rolling on the floor, literally)- Us during kickball. Our PE teacher said she would get the footage on the security cameras and replay it for our 8th grade graduation in May. XD

Me: (comes back from bathroom, stands by seat, stares around in daze) M: (wresling by seat with J, pushes J) Me: (looks up in time to see J before he hits me and I fall smack on my butt) Everyone: HAHAHAHA!!! -In class. Yeah, our class likes to laugh at each other.

K: I got a new kitten! I named her Hollie. Now I have Hollie, Mistletoe, and Pumpkin. Me: Poor Pumpkin. All alone in the Holloween party while the other kitties are jammin out in the Christmas party. -me and K talking about the kitten. She got it at Christmas time.

Me: (runs after S, turns to stairs where he's sitting) S: 8-0 Me: (grabs shirt collar, pinching his neck) S: I SURRENDER!!! -Me and S. I was mad at him for jumping from behind a cornor and scaring the bejeebers out of me.

J: (reading from textbook, super slowly) me: (headdesk) (starts playing with paper, totally not paying attention) MH: (reads ahead) (flips page in the book) me: (looks up, flips page) MH: (laughs) me: (looks around, seeing everyone on first page, slowly turns page back and pretends like nothing happened)

Mr. J: After announcements we need all the men to go in room(enter random number here) for a short meeting to talk about getting a house sold. Directly after service, all men in room(number). It'll be a really short meeting, like less than five minutes. Probably shorter than it's taking me to announce this. Everyone: HAHAHA! - Mr. J doing the announcements.

Song on TV: She likes my CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG! Mom: SHUTTY SHUTTY UP UP! - My mom rocks.

(knock on door) (J opens it) P: Hi, J. J: Hey, P. (closes door) - P and J at a fellowship meal.

F, some people were dropped as babies, you were obviously thrown in a ceiling fan. -MH. F was thrown in a ceiling fan, too, three times! I'm not lying!

One time my mother sent my brother, M, in to get her tampons. When he got to check out, the cashire gave him a weird look, and M said 'My mom has a sick humer.' -N to me and Josey.

I sat down, he came and laid over me, and said 'Where the little grapes at?' I said, 'This isn't Rome, okay?' -C telling one of her crazy stories.

Apricot Lincoln! -E with her epic fail at saying Abraham Lincoln.

That chick from Green Bay oprah sang Justing Beiber's song Baby! - me after watching the Milwaukee American Idol audition. You can see it on

Girl two tables down: And I was like, Duh, like, everyone knows that! Like, I wanna learn, like, Russian and like, French, like, ya know? me: (whispers to Mom): If she, like, doesn't, like, stop saying like, I'm gonna, like, smack her! -Some girl in a resturant. Me and my parents were making fun of her the whole time we were eating.

He dressed up like a transformer and in car mode sang 'Born to be Wild'! -me talking about San Francisco American Idol auditions.

Mom: (puts iPod on some instermental song with no lyrics) me: Please turn it! Mom: (turns it to an old song by a band I've never heard of) me: Oh just let me see it! (takes iPod) You guys are stuck in the '70s or something! -Me and Mom when she and Dad were picking out terrible songs.

Mom: T and D were talking in the office this morning - Me: Oh, great! Mom: Let me finish! They were talking about how proper you speak. me: (glares) You're kidding. Mom: See? I would have said kiddin'! me: Well, I'm sorry that I like English class! -me and Mom when her work friends were making fun of how I talk.

L: (grabs sour punch straws, hands me a dollar) For the record, none of this is for me. Mrs. L: No, I bet you ate ALL of that candy you bought a few minutes ago. (laughs) I'm kidding, I believe you. L: Well, maybe a little of it. -L and Mrs. L when Mrs. L and I were working the consession stand. L had bought a whole lot of candy before.

I was in the nursing home the other day, and I saw a quarter on the ground. I went to pick it up and this old man in a wheelchair streched out his hand and said 'Mine!' I was like 'Goodness! I just got robbed by an old person!' -Auburn-Redx

M: Ha! That's supposed to be a colon, Auburn-Redx! Yes! I finally found a flaw in your writing! AR: (launches into explination on how it's right) me: Acually, M, a comma is right. And I find flaws in her writing all the time. M: (glares) me: And I find mistakes in published books! Usually mess ups in quotation marks. M: (glares more) -me, AR, and M during a break in class.

This guy had 20 kids but only 11 survived to adulthood! I bet he abused them! Like, one of them is crying, 'Shut up!' (slaps air) 'Daddy, can a have a balloon?' 'No!' (slaps air) -M talking about a picture and facts about this dead guy on the Internet.

You know why I have to pee? Cause I ate too much and I drank too much! -My math teacher's little girl. She's adorable!

Poor Mallory - she wasn't concered that everything stopped working, she was just concered about not being able to charge her iPhone. -me talking about the power outage to the whole county. We had basketball games and I helped with concessions.

Yeah, I was home alone when the power went out. Everything suddenly shut down, my Internet went out, and the 'frige was making weird noises with the lack of power. I thought I was gonna be murdered. -me talking to the other conecession stand workers.

me: Spin the Wheel of Fortune!! I: Is it really a wheel of fortune? me: No! It's a nail file on a piece of paper! Forth grade: HAHAHA! -me and I playing 4-H games with the fourth graders.

me: (chooses question from paper) How long can leftovers be kept at room temerature? I: They won't know that! me: They might. Fourth grader: Two hours! me: See!? Fourth graders: HAHAHA! -me and I with the fourth graders.

me: What class of fire involves cloth, wood, and cotton? H: I don't know, the first? me: No. Class A. Guys, your in 7th grade, these are fifth grade questions! H: Do you know them? me: ...No. -me and H when I was leading a 5th grade game.

Mrs. P (PE assistant/past janitor): Most of the boys use to pee in the floor. Mrs. S (PE coach): (frowns) Nice to know.(takes drink) Mrs. P: I use to put Cheerios in the toilets. N: Cheerios? Mrs. P: Yeah! Something for them to aim at. Mrs. S: (chokes on coke) I can just imagine a boy running out of the bathroom, 'I hit my Cheerio!' -Mrs. P, Mrs. S, and N talking during the 4-H speech we'd heard five times. Literally.

me: (sits on stool in front of I). I: Hey! You took my foot prop! me: To bad. I: (props feet on my back). me: (pushs I's feet off) Mrs. G (vice principal): (comes up for behind, puts hand on my shoulder). me: (turns around angerly) I'm so sorry, Mrs. G! I thought you were I! He was using me as a foot prop, I almost hit you! Mrs. G: (glances at I) I can understand that. It's okay. -me, I, and Mrs. G when she can to get me for my medicine.

A: Mrs. J! Can I go to chior? Mrs. J: Yeah, you can all go to chior. Other four 4-H stars: (get up). N: See ya. (pats my back) me: Guys! 4-H class: HAHAHA! -me, Mrs. J, and the other 4-H stars. I'm the only one not in chior.

me: Mrs. J, Auburn-Redx and I caught a grammar mistake in your lesson! Mrs. J (english teacher/grammar freak): AHH! No! Where? me: You were talking about how when you compare three of more things, you use 'best'. You said 'Now, doesn't best sound the better of the three?' A: (name taken out), you are the only one who would notice that. -me, Mrs. J, and A after Mrs. J's lesson.

me: You know how cramped the St. Louis elevators are in the arch? Well it was me, my parents, a... bigger woman, and a closterphobic guy. Mrs. P: (busts out laughing) You just described the perfect comedy scene! -me and Mrs. P waiting for a 4-H class.

KL: Mom came to give me stomach meds, but she gave me the wrong thing! She gaves me (names med I can't remember). B: Mrs. F, what does (enter med) do? Mrs. F: It makes you have to go poop. *later in class* Mr. B: When I call you up, come get your worksheet. KL. KL: (redfaced) I can't get up! Everyone: HAHAHA! Mr. B: (looks confused) J: She has to go #2. Mr. B: o_0 - KL and everyone else when her mom came to give her meds for her stomach ache.

N: Prayer requests! me: (raises hand) My neighbor's friend Chris has breast cancer. N: (turns to write it on board) (turns around) Youth Group: (giggles) N: What? (Turns around, sees he wrote 'Chris - has breast) Ah! I mean cancer! Breast cancer. (Erases whole thing)

MH: (name taken out) Hold the light bulb against the wire. me: (holds light bulb to wire, it lights up) OW! (drops it) It shocked me! MH: Shocking, isn't it? -me and MH during a science experiment at school. Who woulda thought they'd let you play with electricity?

T: B, I don't think you're supposed to be chewing gum in school. B: I'm not chewing gum! (removes calculater holder, showing a piece of paper) T: There's the wrapper. B: No it's not! That was from like fifteen days ago! me: You were in school fifteen days ago. Everyone: HAHAHA! -me, T, and B during math class.

B: You should take a special aid class, T. T: Me? B: Yeah! We have a special aids class here, are you in it? MH: Yeah, you two are taking it together. -B, T, and MH during math.

B: (whispers something about an 'attractive northerner') me: (turns around, sees she's talking to MH) Did you just say what I thought you said? B: Yeah. me: (turns back to work) B: It's true, MH. You're scrumptious. me: (lets out a bubble of laughter, claps hand to mouth and turns red) MH and B: (starts laughing) -me, B, and MH during math class.

B: (randomly starts stroking M's arm) (giggles) M: What are you DOING? me: (erupts in uncontrollable laughter) -B and M during math class.

(texting) M: sorry i was alseep. me: I don't blame you we have like 3 more hours till we get to church. M: i have more hours for u Me: What? M: sorry i say stupid stuff when im half asleep. Me: Haha everyone has something off about them when they're half asleep. Like Josey can only tell the truth. M: whats urs Me: I'm a terrible klutz. I tip to the side for no reason. M: lol i hope you never get a room on the second floor of a house. -me and M texting on our way back from a Christian youth confrence in the mountians.

Science teacher: That's right. An ionic bond. J: Ironic. me: Idiotic.

Me: (looks at J) Well, he's still the size of a Hobbit. J: I may be short but I can fit in tight spaces. MH: That's not always a good thing. me: (points across room)MH, do you think we could fit him in that microwave and set it on high? MH: Well, he did say he could fit in tight spaces. -me, J, and MH during science.

C: Next time you see us, I want you to make me talk to CB. Just start a converstion or something. me: How do I do that? 'C, tell CB how your day was. CB, tell C how your day was.' -me and C

C: No! Something like the Homecoming converstion! me: Oh okay. 'CB, tell C how weird your little brother is. C, agree with him.' -me and C after the quote above ^

Z: (walks towards door with garbage bag) Mrs. P: Boy, don't dump that at my house! Z: I'll throw it in your yard.

me: (looks at MH's green hair) You got that food coloring all over you. MH: Yeah, I know. me: They dye the Chicago River green for St. Patty's Day. You should go dunk your head in that. MH: I'd look like a green smerf! -me and MH on St. P's day. Yes, he did actually dye his hair green with food coloring. We'll see how well that washs out.

me: My mom says I could be bleeding and dying, I'm not missing TCAP (Tennessee Comprihesion Assessment Program). M: Wow. My mom says I'm not missing it unless an emergancy. I asked 'What's an emergancy?' She said 'Well, if your holding your head in your arms, that's an ermergancy. Or if you've got a bicycle shoved halfway up your butt.' -me and M talking about TCAP, the Tennessee end-of-year test. I laughed so hard I nearly got a nosebleed.

Our high school homeroom looks like someone took them outside and slapped them before they came in. -MH talking about our homeroom (me and MH have the same homeroom) after Freshman orientation.

J: (name taken out), who's your homeroom teacher? me: Mrs. I. J: Oh. She's pregnant. me: Yeah, I kinda gathered that. -J and me talking about Mrs. I. Yeah, no disrespect to Mrs. I, but it's kinda hard NOT to notice!

N: Guys? Let's have a prayer before we eat. Everyone: (bows head) Z: (begins prayer) Waitress: (walks in) 13! Oh, sorry! Take your time! N: Let's try that one more time. Z: (begins prayer) Random Person: (silent laughter that's really loud) Everyone: HAHAHA! -Our youth group in a Mexican resturant after church. Now we all randomly yell '13!' and everyone starts laughing.

me: K, did you know there's a drink called Muscle Milk? AJ: That's what I'm looking for! Where is it? me: (points to back of store) (Later on bus) me: AJ, that can't be good. AJ: (makes face) It's not. (keeps drinking) -me and AJ in a gas station in the middle of nowhere and the bus. We were on a youth trip.

AJ: (throws Muscle Milk bottel out window) me: Well why'd ya do that? AJ: It was leaking on the floor. me: Reason number two why this bus should have cup holders. S: I'm gonna laugh when we come back next year and we see these buff squirrels. -Me, AJ, and S on the bus coming home from a yearly youth devo.

S: Hey AJ! How'd the Muscel Milk work? AJ: (holds out arms) I don't think it did much! -S and AJ the next day.

M: A! Come look at this! A: (walks over) MH: (slowly slids chair back) A: Nice try. (pulls chair up) (Fifteen minutes later) M: (name taken out)! Come read this! me: (sighs and walks over) (sits down and falls to floor) Everyone: HAHAHA! me: (looks at MH) You're lucky I'm not killing you right now!

I'm Flufferz! (points to A) She's Sparklez! -me randomly, talking about the nicknames A and I gave each other.

me: I can't find the butter beans! Mom: (walks towards me) They're right there. You do know lima beans are butter beans, right? me: (turns red with anger) You mean I just spent 20 minutes going up and down nine aisles for the stupid beans and they were RIGHT THERE?! -me and Mom in the grocery store. I only needed one butter bean for a project! I better get a good grade.

Wolf: Let's go get a nice, juicy steak! Evil Stepmother: You mean you're not going to become a vegi - I mean, vegan again? me: (across stage) (wispers to Sparklez) VegiVegan. That goes up with 13, ish, and buff squirrles! -The wolf and evil stepmother during the play I'm in. The wolf promised to become a vegan, and she messed up her line.

me: (nudges Sparklez) Do you dare me to go up to those girls and say ish? Sparklez: (grins) Yes! me: You're coming, too. (pulls Sparklez with me to another table) (waits till girls look at me) Ish. Girls: Okay... -me and Sparklez to two random girls at a youth event with several churches. Those two girls became our best friends there. Ah, the power of Ish!

S: I'm going home, and hopefully I won't get pulled over again. Mara, J, and me: You got pulled over? S: Yes. And I was shaking so much he thought I was drunk. All I could think about was 'If I get arrested, Mrs. J will kill me.' -Mara, me, J, and S after the play. Mrs. J is the director and S has a main part.

My mother, who was a wise woman, once said: Where there's a wall, there's a window. Where there's a window, there's glass. Where there's glass, sometimes a baseball will go through that glass, and you'll have to pay a lot of money to fix it. -Judge's line in the play.

Juries are like submarine sandwiches. They're best with mayo and hot peppers. -Jude's line in the play.

Miz Stepmother, a bit of wisdom for you. Being late is wrong. Wrong is the opposite of right. Right is the opposite of left. Therefore, if you are late, I will have to ask you to leave. -Judge's line in the play.

Wolf: Um, ma'am, I have no counsil. Judge: Why? Did you lose it? Did you check in your pockets? Under the seat cushions? Under the refrigerator? Wolf: Well, no, I don't - Judge: You don't have a refrigerator? How to you keep your milk fresh? -Wolf and Judge's lines in the play.

Sparklez: There's your name, (name taken out)! Did I spell it right? me: Yheee - NO! -me and Sparklez looking at her phone name for me.

Don't mess with Flufferz! Especially when Flufferz is in her securi-tay uniform! (towers over and points finger) She will throw you out of this school, girl! Believe it! -me before the play. Yes, it's in a school. Yes, I'm a security (clears throat) Securi-tay officer.

M: (spills liquid all over his hand in Acids and Bases lab) Ah! My hand! It's BURNING! me and MH: Dude, it's WATER! -me, MH, and M. We were on a team with Auburn-Redx in science lab.

me: (walks in with Sonic drink) J: Hey. Whatcha got there? me: (looks at cup) ...Sprite. J: Interesting. Wait - Sprite? I expected her to say strawberry limeade or some other weird thing you get at Sonic! -me and J when I randomly walked into the room. Who knew Sprite could cause a spazm?

Josey: (name taken out), get him! Me: Yo Lee! (turns to Josey) Got 'em. -me and Josey sitting on the bleachers at school.

me: (runs up to Josey) Hey! Josey: Hey. Stick around and listen to these guys, they're hilarious! me: (frown) They are? Josey: Yes! Haven't you ever heard 'Don't judge a book by it's cover'? Jake: I do that all the time. 'THIS BOOK LOOKS GAY!' (throws down) I end up reading some pretty interesting books. -me, Josey, and Jake. Turns out, I was wrong!

M: Let's play Who's Line Is It Anyway! me, C, A, J, and MH: (pull up chairs) me: Okay, just don't give MH the 'man raised by wolves' again. He was lousy at that. MH: Wow, thanks a lot! - me, M, MH, and our friends. That was the second time we played it, MH sounded like a miniture poodle.

me: I think everyone will agree that picking up paperclips with a stupid battery and wire is less important than the next four years of my friggin' life! C: ...That sounded like chicken. me: The next four years of my chicken life! -me and C when I was ranting on about an unfair grade in science.

Dad: (stands in front of judge's chair, big grin on face) Mom: (snaps picture) me: Dad, you look like a goober. -me, Mom, and Dad during a tour of the capitol building.

(texting) H: r u goin site c-n? me: Already have, we took a tour of the Capitol building. Dad made me and Mom get all dressed up for nothing, the only people we saw were the security guards, tour guide, goobers on the tour we'll never see again, and worker people who don't give a flip about us. -me and my bestie H texting about the tour of the Capitol building.

MH: (ties his foot to the opposite leg with rope) M: Um... that's not weird at all. MH: This is what happens when I'm bored with rope. M: I'd hate to know what you do when you're bored with sissors. -M and MH when we were waiting for school to be released.

me, B, and E: (comes back in from putting up my project) Auburn-Redx: (coninues with her 'The turtle and the hare' project) me: (sits down) (who room goes silent) me: ...Yertle? Class: HAHAHA! -Us when we had to put up stuff for my project, and AR's title was 'Yertle and Turtle and Harry the Hare'.

T: (sprays pressured air in the projector to get out dust) F: Mrs. V, you better tell him to give that to me. Unless you want a bunny farm in there. -T and F. Get it? Dust bunny farm?

T: Guys, it's time for lunch. Class: (runs out door) J: Wait - we gotta pray! F: (sticks head out door) Come back, ya athiests! -the class when our teacher was gone. Yes, it's usual for us to pray before lunch. Most of our county are Christians, and those who aren't really don't care.

Mom, did you really just fall asleep in that chair in a Dad pose watching Andy Griffith? -me on Sunday afternoon. Falling asleep in the chair watching Andy Griffith is Dad's thing. I honestly thought she was Dad at first glance.

Fav quotes (books, movies, TV shows)

Josh:(stares at car in the middle of the classroom) Mrs. Hayfer is gonna explode! Mrs. H: (walks to desk, not turning around) Hello, class, sorry I'm late. Last night my car was stolen - (turns around) - and I just found it. Well, I'm going to tell the principal my car is in the middle of my classroom (walks out) Josh: She didn't explode! Mrs. H: THERE'S A CAR IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CLASSROOM! Drake: Kaboom.

That's Captain, like captain of a ship. And Terror, T-E-R-O-R. --Gazzy, Maximum Ride.

I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you looklikeprep school Barbie. I'm just her friend. --Nudge, Maximum Ride

BIRDSEED!! They gave us BIRDSEED!! --Nudge, Maximum Ride

I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs! --Gazzy, Maximum Ride

South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas. --Max, Maximum Ride

'How did you know it wasn't me?' 'She offered to cook breakfast.' --Max andFang, Maximum Ride

You're...a...fridge...with...wings...we're...ballet...dancers! --Fang, Maximum Ride

Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips.' And potato chips were 'crisps.' And cookies were 'biscuits.' I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles? --Max, Maximum Ride

'Meaningwhat? We're going to pretend like nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out there in the open.' 'Have you been watching Oprah again?' --Fang andMax, Maximum Ride

Penguins. Lovely. --Edward, Twilight

I'll be Back. --Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Terminator

Baily! Come quick! There's aglea blooming off the portside - it's ballatery symmetric! -Cody in Suite Life on Deck.

Mason: I'm a hero! Be back in a jiffy. (goes through portal) Harper: ...What kind of hero says jiffy? - Mason and Harper in Wizards of Waverly Place.

Little Boy: But it's all fine now, cause the cast is off and my arm is healed, and just in time for soccer! Me: How does a broken arm stop you from soccer? -Little boy and me when his TTI was 'The Time I Had A Cast'. How stupid!

Willie: Do you like my medow? Go ahead, have a blade of grass. Please have some grass. Kid: We can eat grass here? Willie: Of course. Everything here is ediable. Even I'm edible! But that, children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most socities. -Willa Wanka and the Chocolate Factory (new one).

Snowman: Follow me! (walks off screen, hear a car crash, a carrot bounces on screen) (Sees vegi cart hit my truch, Snowman standing by vegi man). Nevermind! Don't follow me! (to vegi man) That was a close one! -Snowman on Phineas and Ferb.

Nico: You honestly think his ghost is in here? (hears groaning). Grady: I don't know, man, but he's a comin and I'm a goin! (runs out of door, more groaning) Nico: (looks at watch) Oh look, it's time for my preveously schedualed cowerly run! -Nico andGrady in Sonny With a Chance.

Mr. G: (talks in Spanish) Mrs. H: Oh, well, thank you! (later in movie) Mrs. H: I bought a Spanish/English dictionary! (throws at him) I didn't like what you said! - Mr. G and Mrs. H in Dispicable Me. Mr. G said she had a donkey face in Spanish. XD

More quotes coming soon!

Foods I will never again eat and why:

1. Peanut Butter. Did you know that one pound of peanut butter is aloud to hold over 300 bug fragments? Next time you take a bite of extra chunky, remember that in one of those chunks may be a beetle head!

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Get Fax Together by frostychicken reviews
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
No Longer Hatchlings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Takes place after FANG. Two Flocks, two destinies, one annoying Voice, and a whole lot of growing up to do. Throw in a kidnapping and you've got a teenaged bird-kid's worst nightmare.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Fang
Fanfiction Meets Youtube by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What happens when you combine 1 St. Fang of Boredom, fanfiction, and youtube? Complete and total loss of Flock sanity! All oneshots based on videos made by Youtuber, makemebad35.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Fang's Journal by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
A Westside story by laurel alex reviews
Max and Fang are both in gangs in NYC. What happens when both hateful gangs plan to fight each other for dominance? Who will win? And what if Fang and Max are madly in love? What will happen then? Mid. of T and M. R&R please. FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Max, Fang
Let Go by SealingWax reviews
What if Katniss had been just a little closer when the bombs went off? A collection of one-shots exploring what would have happened. Prim's POV, Mockingjay spoilers, rated T just to be safe.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Prim E., Peeta M. - Complete
Visit from the Future by maxride08 reviews
A winged girl named Sam comes to the flock claiming that shes from the future. Fang knows shes keeping secrets from them. Her secrets are revealed, and the consequences force the flock to travel to the future themselves. What they learn changes everything :: ON HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,992 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 9/8/2007
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
FAX! Finally in love! by AnnSchexy reviews
so the guys are on the run as usual, but what happens when max gets super hurt and they have to stay at a hotel? FAXNESS! you'll love it! now the story is continuing and theres no saying where it'll lead to, if you know what i mean ;
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Max, Fang
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
I was, am MAXIMUM RIDE by Lili-Lolli reviews
Max was abandoned. Alone and betrayed by the flock. Then she saw Fang who she havent seen in 4 years. What will happen? FAX! Maybe a little Dylan later on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/29/2010
The Nutcracker Prince by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After seeing the famous Christmas ballet, Angel receives a doll much like the Nutcracker Prince from the play. And, like The Nutcracker, this doll is much more than meets the eye...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Angel, Fang
Heavy in Your Arms by It's All In Your Mind reviews
This is a gift-fic for Forestchild777. A short one-shot with Haymitch and his girlfriend, who was murdered two weeks after Haymitch was crowned. Possibly more later.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Haymitch A.
Am I actually A Princess by Cheeky111 reviews
Mia becomes to have a hard life at home. Will becoming a royal Princess save her life?
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010
Crow and the Butterlfy by fangsgrl33 reviews
max and fang are all grown up and the flock is still together they move to a remote town to live out the rest of thier lives. it is all going great until angel comes home with a strange boy that will bring them untold hazards. will this vacation last?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Max, Angel
MR Advertisement :D by fangsgrl33 reviews
somthing i wrote long ago really short, really really short but i laughed the whole way through i actually turned this in as an assignment. i bet my intro to computer professer thought i was insane lol :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Iggy, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
You're Beautiful by moncheri9 reviews
Happens just after Max Ride 3. Very fluffy and romantic Eggy! When Max decides that they should stay in her mom's house a little while longer, Iggy & Ella's relationship develops. For the better or worse?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,150 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Max's choice by fangsgrl33 reviews
max finally corners fang and ask if he loves her srry im bad at summaries. its rated T because of faxness. i do not own maximum ride the amazing JP does
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Max, Fang
Miss Me? by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Just a little idea I had for a happier ending to 'The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner'. Bree gets rescued from the Volturi by a thought to be long-gone friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bree, Fred - Complete
Fang's Journal by xxXRandomRainbowSkittlesXxx reviews
Rated T for fighting. Fang can't update his blog, so he is left writing in his journal. Fax and a bit of Eggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Fang, Max
Zero to Hero by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Taking a song from Disney's 'Hercules' and putting a Maximum Ride spin on it. Max has gone from zero to hero! A big thanks to the Muses for their singing talent and inspirational helps. And thank you, Fang, for waking up long enough to the the A/N.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Max - Complete
That Night by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
One crazy night really can change everything. From nearly getting blown up -not cool- to making out -very cool- the Flock tries to make it to dawn with their hearts and heads intact. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Max, Fang
Percy Jackson and the Quest for Burritos by YouGiveMeWings reviews
My name is Percy Jackson. I really like burritos. But Chiron doesn't approve. In fact, he's never had a taco. This is what happened whenever I tried to get him some. Major OOC-ness. Possible one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Percy J.
Kiss Cam! by CantStopWontStopShipping reviews
When the Flock begs Max to go to a hockey game she has no idea its all a plot to get her and Fang to kiss! Oneshot: cute, short, Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
Faxness oneshot! by Chacexoxo reviews
Fax, Fax, Fax, Fax,did i mention it will have Fax? Why yes u did Chace, 4 times for the record :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Just One Small Complication by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After giving it some thought one night while half asleep, I thought of a reason why Fang must return to the Flock. Random, short oneshot. Rated T for mild stuff. Mild Fax and Dylan pisssed-offness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Fang, Max
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8293 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Milk and Cookies by scorpiogirl93 reviews
A sweet little moment with Fang and Angel. Pre-series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Angel, Fang - Complete
Sick by bleachgirl4 reviews
Fang gets sick. What will Max do? Pointless FAX fluff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Faintly Resembling a Wedding by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Can you get married over Skype? I think you can. If so, then I'm married to Fang, and this is the proof. This also prooves that I have no life, but that's beside the point...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang - Complete
Mad Scientist Application by Dani-of-Insomnia reviews
Just came up with this randomly. I was like, how the heck do you even get into the mad science profession? I'm sure you don't have a childhood goal to be insane. So, here it is. Enjoy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Jeb B.
Chocolate Chip Cookies by Chasing.Twilight reviews
Fang is tired of Max running away, so enlists the help of her one weakness. Major fluff. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Fang's Sleepover by skierchick18 reviews
Fang has friends! What will they do at a sleepover? FAX. Slight EGGY. Rated T for mild swearing. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Fang
A Stolen Kiss by Call me Mad reviews
We never did find out Fang's oppinion on his and Lissa's kiss.....
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
I Walk Alone: An Ari Tribute by AkanamiLycan416 reviews
This is a poem I wrote on a whim for Ari Batchelder, my second favorite Max Ride character after Iggy . So, enjoy! R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Ari B. - Complete
Keeping Watch by AkanamiLycan416 reviews
When keeping watch, Iggy often uses the time to think. So does Max. Iggy thinks about his secret crush on Max, and Max wonders which male companion she should choose. Miggy and slightly implied Fax R&R rated T cuz I'm paranoid One-shot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Iggy, Max - Complete
We Need to Talk Maximum Ride by AnnSchexy reviews
max is being distant and fang is annoyed. they go into the woods.....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
What Max Got For Christmas by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A parody of 'The 12 Days of Christmas' Maximum Ride style.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Max - Complete
One World Angel by The Layman reviews
It finally happened, Angel took over the world, nuff said.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Angel, Max - Complete
Catherine Hardwicke's Coming to Town! by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A song for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke, because I have too much free time. Hide the books, everyone!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Jeb's Magic Mirror by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Why Jeb really left the Flock: Jealousy! How could his magic mirror say Fang was the best? Fang didn't even have a mustachio! Oneshot, people, for real this time!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jeb B., Fang - Complete
Bedtime Stories by ninjaeatcookie reviews
Pre TAE. Fang reads a bedtime story to Angel. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Angel, Fang - Complete
Gozen and the Feather Kids by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Gozen went to Antarctica so he could get his lollipop back and save the pygmy marmosets. But then, as he captured the feather kids Gerald, the UD, sent him for, he met Fuzzles. Gozen loves his Fuzzles. This is Gozen's story of The Final Warning...Kinda
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Gozen, Fang - Complete
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4010: Duel to the Death reviews
Things have changed in the past 2000 years. Supplies for the next year is based on the winner of two teens dueling to the death. But what happens when Max and Fang meet in the Ring? NO WINGS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,500 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Max, Fang
Life Before Hogwarts: Hermione Granger's Tale reviews
My mom was calling me a freak. "I wasn't normal to begin with, I'll never be normal." "I know where you can be normal," Snape said. "The mental institution? I don't think anyone has ever gone through all this weird... almost magic disease."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Hermione G.
Flock Facebooks reviews
The flock gets facebooks! Intrests, Basic information, everything. Afterwords chats and other. Disclaimer: I do not own MR
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010
On the Inside reviews
We all know about Stevie Rae and her group of fledlings. But what happens when Zoey becomes a red fledling? Mystery, betrayal, fear, and a little bit of OOC for better reading. Rated T to be safe.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Zoey R., Stevie Rae J.
The Girl Next Door reviews
Max and her family moves to suburb LA, right next to Fang. But Max has a dark secret she won't tell, and Fang is determined to find out what it is. FAX. All human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,005 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010
Max's Journal reviews
Ella made me do it! She's paying me 100 dollars to write in this thing every few days. I won't be writing all those mushy feelings in here, so get over it! I must be a sucker for money. And Disclaimer: I do not own MR.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 66,300 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Max - Complete
How to Save a Loved One reviews
Max and Fang. Married, kids. Then Fang discovers another purpose: Protect America. He decides to go to war. But Max gets a letter. Fang was killed in battle. But Max knows better, that he's in hiding. She knows she has to save him. FAX! All human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,165 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Max, Fang
Flock in Honolulu reviews
The Flock decides to take a vacation to Hawaii, Fang's idea, but they have no idea what they're getting into. Plenty of FAX. Rated T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,398 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Last Five Minutes reviews
MOCKINGJAY SPOILS! Set after Katniss yells at Buttercup about Prims death. I didn't think there was enough Katniss/Peeta in this book, so I wrote this cute one-shot. Where Peeta is there for Katniss to lean on about her sister's death.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Angel's Predicions reviews
The Flock goes to Haiti to help earthquake victons-but Angel's predicion could change everything in an instant.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,395 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
Max Fang 4ever reviews
When Max catches Iggy and Ella kissing and gets mad, they set out to get her and Fang together. They have s sercrete weapon: a six-year-old mind reader/mind-controllor. Rated T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete