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Joined 01-24-10, id: 2229729, Profile Updated: 08-07-12
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About me:

name: Effy
age: 19
gender: female
location: Philadelphia, PA
status: single
orientation: lesbian
religion: Wiccan
piercings: lip
tattoos: a dragon on my left shoulder blade
hair: black
eyes: ever changing.
height: 5' 2"
body type: delicious.
drinks/smoke: no/yes.
hobbies: vidding, writing

links: ask for facebook; YT- SteffyStonem/EffytheStrange/EvilRubyRedRaven

Effy is my name;
I've been known to be insane.
I'm not always nice, and I am easily annoyed.
Despite this, I love to make friends,
so don't be shy, I don't bite.
I hate labels and stereotypes!
Homophobes are my one true hate.
I'm a fucking pervert,
but I'm not a whore,
and not everything I intend to do,
like complimenting someone,
means I want more than friendship.
Don't assume you know me.
I am who I am,
and I can't change.
I'm the girl
that other girls are intimidated by
because I'm open about being Lesbian.
Their loss.
Don't they know it's way better?
I want friendship, and even more, love.
Get to know me? Effy loves you.

r.i.p. Ashley Snyder, 2-years old, but forever alive in my soul

Likes(:.
sex. girls. Kaya Scodelario. Kathryn Prescott. Kate Beckinsale. Heath Ledger.

HatesX.
school. guys. preps. jocks. assholes.

effy
eff. me.
fighter.
lover.
true friend.
broken.
bold.
love me?
hate me?
obsess over me?
break me?
lust me?

About this account:

I have other fanfiction pen names, but this one is special. It is for my Effy Stonem and Emily Fitch obsession. I love them together above all other skin couples. The couples I support, in order, are as follows:

Effy/Emily
Effy/Katie
Effy/Cook
Emily/Naomi
Naomi/Cook

This account, however, is to feed my fantasies regarding Effy Stonem and Emily Fitch. If you do not like them together, please move on?

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It's a Dangerous Game by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Erik knows he is playing a dangerous game with Christine, but he cannot starve himself of her any longer, not when she wants him too; Erik/Christine, smut. Now multi-chaptered. Songfic to 'Dangerous Game' from Jekyll and Hyde. R&R, x. *ON TEMPORARY HIATUS, MANY APOLOGIES*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,796 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Erik, Christine
From Darkness to Sunrise by gopherbroke reviews
In Progress. What would happen if Carlisle also had a reaction to Bella that he couldn't control? Bella may feel it too. It's an entirely different world as two souls finally find each other in the most surprising of circumstances. Can they overcome the obstacles and struggles that are thrown their way in order to be together? M rating in many future chapters. AU CxB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,001 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Sirens-Are-Singing-Your-Song reviews
I feel myself get lost in her beautiful brown orbs. It's as if I am rooted to this very spot with only hers eyes keeping me standing. It's as if only her and I exist anymore. ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,580 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella, Rosalie
A Man Above All Else by cullen818 reviews
Oneshot-What would happen if Carlisle stayed behind to watch over Bella during those first few months Edward left? What if he were the reason the family picked up and left in the first place? Carlisle is just a man and Bella calls to him. C/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,798 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Schubert & Stitches by Malone1 reviews
Carlisle/Bella. What really happened in Carlisle's office. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,305 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
A New Heart by KieshaIshtar reviews
Bella and Jacob's near kiss in New Moon. What will Bella do after her kiss with Jacob, and after Edward comes back utterly obsessed? Definitely a tortured JXB story. Beware lemony goodness in chapter 12/33 . Twisted yet believable Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,902 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Misery by Jacalyn Hyde reviews
Misery does not love company. Misery tolerates company. Misery might even need company. But love is much more complicated. Snapshots in the relationship of Bellatrix and Voldemort, Marauder Era with their canon 24-year age-difference.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
New Phase of the Moon by notashamedtobe reviews
I want Jacob and Bella. Simple as that. More details inside. This story is lemon filled and has profanity which is why it's under the M rating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,384 - Reviews: 2698 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob
If You Pull the Trigger by vinesonwroughtironbars reviews
AH. Destiny strikes and Bella meets hers, Carlisle Cullen: Mafia Don. And together they will travel on a journey of love and adventure, and learn who their family really is and who they really are; therefore changing their worlds forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 342,990 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Affliction by Here'sTo reviews
Hermione had always wondered if it was the idea that the French were passionate, or if it was just Fleur herself that shone so brightly, so powerfully like a burning star that Hermione could only stare in wonder before she had to look away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,163 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Fleur D., Hermione G. - Complete
Duality by amockorange reviews
Jennifer's Body without the death and destruction.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,099 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010
Repurcussions by SNikkiP reviews
On their honeymoon, Edward refuses to have sex with Bella. So she leaves him and runs into the waiting arms of her sun. But something happens, which forces her to reevaluate the choice she has made for her forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,873 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jacob
You are, The Only Exception by Holly1980 reviews
What if Carlisle had never changed Edward or Esme, which would have resulted in never changing Rosalie or Emmett? What if when Bella came to Forks, it was him that she wanted? AU Bella/Carlisle M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,113 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
You Were Mine All Along by Piebald46 reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon and the rest of the Cullen's stay behind. Bella struggles with her growing feelings for Carlisle, and tries to be supportive for him after Esme leaves. Cannon couples, aside from Carlisle/Bella. M rating in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 118,375 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Once Upon a Moon by bloodofbeckie reviews
After the battle with Victoria and the newborns, Bella realizes that she may be with the wrong monster after all. How will this affect her future and the future of everyone around her? Bella/Jacob. Post-Eclipse, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,710 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter, Fate's Child: A Destiny Reformed by mathiasgranger reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter, Fate's Child: A Destiny Revisited. Story is marked as complete and I won't revisit this one beyond my concession note at the end of the final chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,679 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Our escape by abraasincadabra reviews
When things get too stressful... sometimes you need an escape. Harry/Hermione please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Yet For A Hundred Indecisions by danniisupernova reviews
Dexter is having some issues with personal space since Deb moved in. Set between Seasons 1 & 2. Huge spoilers for S1.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Dexter M., Debra M.
Forever is never enough by Lucyferina reviews
Free, I finally felt free and I realized that home wasn't a place to me, it was Jacob Black. Wherever he was that's where I belonged. "Jacob, I love you and I'm sorry I didn't figure it out sooner." Strong Bella/ Alpha Jacob. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,999 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
iCan't Do This by demondreaming reviews
Sam can't do this anymore. She can't pretend she doesn't love Carly, and she can't pretend it isn't killing her. SamxCarly, femmeslash, rated M for reasons that will become obvious as time passes.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,453 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
In A Tent Of Change by goldengirl62 reviews
This is what I always wanted to happen that night in the tent. a single word or action could change allot and begins with a single journey. nothing happens over night. Emotional connections build before the physical.Nothing is easy. M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,100 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Better than pedicure by MyTwiDreams reviews
A different view on the hostage scene in Eclipse. Pedicures? There are better things two best friends can do during a "slumber party" - Bellice/ - Don't like - don't read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Heartbreaker's Eyes by heystreetboyyy reviews
"'I am not in love.' I lied, about the one girl in my life who made me feel good about myself. I LIED about the one girl who made me nervous. The one girl I actually, really, truly was head over heels for." Kristen&Dakota.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Bella, Jane
Two Tears in a Bucket by intheclosetcontest reviews
Bella is surprised to discover that the very thing she needs most can only be found in the exact place she was using to hide from it. Her best friend Gaymett only adds to the fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Emily - Complete
iDream Of You by demondreaming reviews
Carly POV. Sam has a very vivid dream when she stays at Carly's house. At least, that's Carly's guess. Cam pairing, don't read if you don't like girl kissies. Mwah mwah.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,810 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
A Different Kind of Torture by psycho-pink-faerie reviews
Set during DH; not compliant with epilogue. Rated M for themes of sexual violence. LunaBellatrix; LunaDean. Written for Cass comebacksirius Please don't read if it's not your thing. A missing scene exploring Luna's detainment at Malfoy Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Bellatrix L., Luna L. - Complete
Spring Days by garnetmystery reviews
Esme's POV from "What to Do?" Yes it's finally up
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Behind the wall of madness by Lydia-kitten reviews
Post-HBP oneshot. Captured by Death Eaters in an attempt to lure Harry, Hermione is put under Bellatrix' "care". Trying to pull her captor's strings, she ends up bound by them instead. Femslash, D/s, Stockholm Syndrome, Noncon, but above all a love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Destined Grief by SacredJules reviews
Bella never made it down the aisle to Edward. A tragic event altered the course of her life the night before her wedding, and now, she must work to be normal once more, and to rekindle her friendship with the person who swore to be there for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,410 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Jacob
My Jacob by dearjae reviews
What if Bella had never jumped off the cliff. What if a single different moment changed everything between her and Jacob. What if Jacob got the opportunity to heal the wound that Edward left on Bella's heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,416 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Emotional Release by raaaaaaek reviews
Bellatrix catches Hermione kissing someone else. Femslash. Smut, really. Don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
The Greatest Reward by Veryala Riddle reviews
Lord Voldemort always rewards those who are faithful... and yes, where Bella is concerned, I think you know EXACTLY what that means. Oneshot, rated M for torture and sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Hormonal Horndog by amberpire reviews
My name is Carly Shay and I'm a sixteen-year-old-maybe-gay and I am so sexually frustrated I could scream. ;Carly/Sam;
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Regrettably Selfish Desires by L'arbre De Vie reviews
Eventually Bella and Carlisle would realize that this inescapable desire was something larger than themselves and would no longer be ignored. Bella/Carlisle, Adult themes. Canon Universe. Please Review. Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,330 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
I Can't Stay Away by Tash-Sweet reviews
They both know it's wrong, but they can't help but be drawn to each other. It's wrong because they both love other people.... yeah? So why does it feel so right?
Skins - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Effy S., Emily F. - Complete
Gotta Get Up From Here by apathyempathy reviews
Set during 4.4, Effy comforts Emily after the infamous BBQ.
Skins - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Emily F., Effy S. - Complete
What to Do? by garnetmystery reviews
Bella is bored at home when all of a sudden an unexpected visitor drops in. FEMSLASH! Esme/Bella Don't like don't read
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Mistress Esme punished Isabella by Saren Kol reviews
Isabella has been intentionally naughty so Mistress Esme will punish her. Rated M for a reason! AH, OOC, contains Bondage and Dicipline. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Esme - Complete
The Unfamilliar by Trufreak89 reviews
Are you ok?" A soft almost unfamilliar voice pierces the bubble of silence Emily Fitch has managed to wrap herself in. *Femslash*
Skins - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Emily F., Effy S. - Complete
let you be consumed by deews reviews
She betrayed him, and he is 007. He doesn’t need ghosts reminding him of the only time he ever thought he could be something else. Post-Casino Royale Vesper/James. Nods at the Spy Who Loved Me, Only Live Twice, and Man with the Golden Gun.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Open Road by Phoenix.G.Fawkes reviews
‘When his world comes crashing down, there’s no explosion, no thunder.’ A ‘what if Dexter gets caught?’ fic. Dexter/Debra. Adult content.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Until We Bleed reviews
“So, Ems, do you fancy any boys at college?” “No,” I replied honestly. “Girls then?” I froze. A story of love, fear, betrayal, and the test of what is more important. Love or family? "SHE'S MY SISTER! YOU'RE JUST A SLUT!" An Effily Story. Incmomplete
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,344 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Effy S., Emily F.