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Joined 01-24-10, id: 2229771, Profile Updated: 04-25-11
Author has written 15 stories for Twilight, Mercy Thompson series, Misc. Books, and Alpha and Omega series.

Questions about my username? Haha I'm cursed, let's put it that way. Maybe it'd be simpler. When I read about Leah Clearwater in the Twilight saga, I felt instant pity and it has nothing to do with Sam. Guys in your head are NO fun. You could say the teachers put me next to all the idiots in our school. So far I've met an equivelant to every single La Push wolf with extras. LOL, not.

*SIGH*

Okay I now officially have a second twitter account that hopefully I will not forget the username to considering its my username for everything else xD follow me at http://twitter.com/cincinlolz hehe I shall post my lifes story xD nah ill just mention things like updating stories/posting new videos on my youtube account and such until I eventually separate the two.

Books/Series:

Harry Potter (BEST BOOKS EVER! I read the last book in under a day)

Twilight (Okay, so half the guys walk around half naked, i can live with that)

Warriors (You'll never look at your cat the same again...-stares at me kitty-...hmmm)

Mercy Thompson (HAHA-I still want to dye my hair every other week)

Alpha and Omega (Who doesn't love Charles?)

Frostbite (Interesting story line, a bit hard to follow at parts, but great story)

Chestnut Hill (Horses at Boarding school, boys, and the YENT scouts? Um, something spells drama! ADDICTING!)

Wicked Lovely (Thank-you Hayley for showing me these. Don't get y you like Gabriel tho...)

Wondrous Strange (Found this myself, fae drama is too exciting. Need to get the sequel, I miss Sonny)

Unicorns of Balinor (a classic from the summer before 3rd grade)

Shapeshifter's Quest (I love this book!!)

Witch and Wizard (The "new chapter every-other page" thing bugs me, but I love the story!)

Chronicles of Narnia (read those in 1st grade!)

Chronicles of Vladmir Todd (but the hickeys would be disasterous...)

Amazing Days of Abbey Hayes (if thats even how u spell it, used to love those books in 5th grade!)

Cryptid Hunters (That was a SCARY ending!)

Tentacles (have yet to finish it because of school, but great story, not as good as the first book "Cryptid Hunters")

The Old Willis Place (Read it years ago...but Mary is a great author)

Deep and Dark and Dangerous (years ago...But it was actually pretty good. She made it so obvious that u got it, but so scary at the same time. I hate the happy ending tho...)

All the Lovely Bad Ones (Read that this year cause i liked the author when i was younger...I LOVE THE NAMES CALEB AND SETH! IF YOU LOVE THOSE NAMES READ THIS BOOK!)

Big on the fantasy, tell me about it.

Random School Convo's

Me: GIVE ME BACK MY DOG, LUCAS!

Lucas: Look IT'S POLE DANCING!

Me: OHMYGAWD, LUCAS, GROW UP!

Trevor: Say hi to your knee!"

Me: Are you aging mentally or what?

Tyler: Oh, I KNOW! Spell icup!

Me: I will not spell any iproducts for you, get a dictionary.

Caroline: I-C-U-P...oh.

Me: Really, 'line?

Trevor/Tyler: HAHAHAHAHAHA! SHE SPELT IT!

Caroline: My grandma used to tell me to say Boo to the bee.

Me: Don't encourage this.

Trevor: THAT'S A GOOD ONE! SAMANTHA! SAY BOO TO THE BEE!

Me: Please, Sam, back me up!

Samantha: Trevor, Tyler, please feel free to use your brains.

!!next!!

Trevor: I cheated off you and you still got a better grade.

Me: Fantastic.

!!next!!

Lucas: I'M MOZART!

Me: You're a dead composer?

Lucas: NOW I'M A DRUMMER!

Me: Give me your phone.

Lucas: NO!

!!next!!

Me: Lucas, why are you looking through my copy of New Moon?

Lucas: There's a lot in here you wouldn't notice, Shea. These La Push indians are cool.

Me: Huh? Wait...wait, Lucas?

Lucas: Look at that line right there.

Me: (reads over) I can't believe I just understood that joke.

Lucas: Ya see, this story just reached it's full potential.

Me: (whacks him with my science book)

Lucas: And people call you smart.

Me: And people call you a smartazz. It's really just a name, don't get all egotistical on me.

!!next!!

Alyssa: Think about it, we're almost outta here. No more Lucas, no more Nick, no more any of them.

Me: That's a lie.

Alyssa: Huh?

Me: They always end up by me.

Alyssa: That's true. Haha, your life just sucks.

Me: It only took you that long to figure out

!!next!!

Sotori: STOP DROP AND ROLL!

Me: And that my friends is the clostest to the correct answer you are gonna get.

(I walk out of the room the two idiots "locked" me in)

Hayley: How did you get out alive?

Me: Well, I beat your little brother up, he's currently shaking under the covers, and Sotiri got freaked out and dropped to the ground and started rolling.

Hayley: You beat up my brother?

Me: I'm a blackbelt and I have three brothers, you learn things.

Hayley: No, I'm fine with it.

!!next!!

Kathryn: How did you eat all of that?!

Me: I'm starved, Kaths!

Alyssa: You just finished a large popcorn and now you're eating pizza?

Me: Yup.

Katrina: I bet she'll throw up.

Kathryn: I bet she won't.

Alyssa: I bet she'll finish the pizza and proceed to eat the ice cream.

Me: I think Alyssa will win. I'm still hungry.

Kathryn: How...just how...

!!next!!

Me: Shush-ka-bob.

Alyssa: Don't tell me to shush-ka-bob!

!!next!!

Molly: Am I going to see you figure-skating on my TV, Bambi?

Me: No.

Molly: Why not? You're fantastic! (sarcasticly)

Me: Yes, well, Vancouver was pretty far away and I told them "If I have to go to Vancouver then I quit."

Molly: Darn, but I knew three other countries that really wanted the chance at a gold that your pathetic skating could give them!

Me: Well, that's why you call me "Bambi"

!!next!!

Connor: THEY CAN MAKE BOPDEGRADABLE PLASTIC OUT OF CORN NOW! I drank from the biodegradable plastic cup.

Teacher: Does anyone else have anything to add before we head to gym?

Michael: Yeah, I threw corn at an electric fence and it didn't pop...

!!next!!

Me: I prefer a chainsaw, personally.

Worker: A chainsaw?!

Katrina: But a gun is so much cleaner.

Worker: A GUN?!

!!next!!

Lady: Will you be kicking my chair for the rest of the movie?

Alyssa: Oh, no, I'm sorry? (then she mouths to us) Was I kicking her?

Me: Nope! (kicks lady's husband lightly as I get up) Oh sorry, I didn't bother you did I?

!!next!!

Danielle: TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!

Hayley: WE DO NOT HAVE THAT IN THIS FAMILY!

!!next!!

Hayley: Your hair is PURPLE!

Kathryn: YEAH IT IS!

Me: WHAT?! It shouldn't be!

!!next!!

Thomas: Why do you like him again?

Me: Because I failed at life.

Thomas: Obviously.

Me: Is this supposed to make me feel better?

Thomas: No...am I supposed to make you feel better?

!!next!!

Me: IS SHE BLIND?!

Alyssa: He's okay looking...

Me: My bad, IS SHE STUPID?!

!!next!!

Gianluca: Can you TRY to catch the ball?!

Me: I can TRY but I'm DIZZY!

Nick: Well, we're screwed.

!!next!!

Danielle: Oh, look at that bird! BAM BAM BAM! (points fake gun at it)

Me/Kathryn: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: Oh, wow, those trees up there are in the shape of alcatraz!

Danielle: ALCATRAZ! STUPID BIRD GO TO ALCATRAZ!! BAM BAM BAM!

!!next!!

Thomas: Congrats, you caught the ball.

Me: Actually, no, I tripped and caught it.

Thomas: Congrats, you tripped and caught the ball all at the same time, you deserve a medal!

!!next!!

Gianluca: PLAY BETTER! YOU STINK AT NEWCOMB!

Me: No I don't, it's more of the fact I'm on an all guy team with a twisted ankle and an extrememly dizzy head.

Coah/Gym teacher: (about to call someone out)

Me: I'm going, I'm going. (walks off)

Gym coach: I was going to say Ryan, but okay!

!!next!!

Me: (falls) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hannah/Molly/Kathryn: (turn around) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Principle: (runs out of office) Oh my gosh! Are you okay?!

Me: Yeah I'm fine! (gets up laughing)

Thomas: (comes inside from finding out what bus was waiting outside) Why is she on the floor laughing?

Me: Because I just fell and started cracking up.

Thomas: (after principle leaves when I denied the need for an icepack) What are you smoking and where can I get some?

Me: I don't smoke! I fall! Get it STRAIGHT!

!!next!!

Gianluca: This man right here was in a car accident.

Band instructor: What? No I wasn't.

Gianluca: But...I thought you were?

Danielle/Kathryn/Me/Band instructor: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE!

!!next!!

Band instructor: Gianluca, you're really flat...

Gianluca: I'm a guy! I'm supposed to be!

Band instructor: (head in hands) No, I mean your playing is terrible, flutes pull out the head joint a little.

Kathryn/Me: Gotcha! (we pull out)

Band instructor: Gianluca, try again.

Gianluca: (makes dying animal sound)

Band instructor: (looks at me/kathryn)

Me/Kathryn: We're pulling out, we're pulling out.

!!next!!

Social Studies teacher: (saying pledge of allegiance) I pledge allegiance, to the republic. Under god, with liberty for all!

Class: (keeps saying pledge right way and stare at her)

Teacher: Did I miss something?

Class: (nods)

!!next!!

Substitue w/last name that is my name: Don't backsass me, what is your name girl?

Me: BUT THAT IS MY NAME!

!!next!!

Play director: Any questions?

Me: (raises hand)

Director: Yes?

Me: In order to reach my full potential as a character in this play, I will need a wooden spoon. (I play the insane cook)

Co-director: No private dressing room?

Me: Nope.

Director: Okay, we can do that! Anyone else need anything?

-silence-

Director: Fantastic, Harry will find you a wooden spoon. I'll see you next practice!

!!next!!

Alyssa: LISTEN TO ME!

-everyone stares-

Alyssa: Of course, when I say that it all goes silent...

!!next!!

Me: (in play practice saying both cook and kitchen girl lines because kitchen girl is gone.)"Food, food for the giant!" "Food, food for the giant!" "FOOD! FOOD FOR THE GIANT!" "He'll never be tall and thin with sauce all over his chin." "Mutton to boil, beef to broil." "Cakes for tea, none for me." "Pies to see, not for me." "IT'S ALL FOR THE GIANT! THE GIANT! THE GIANT!" (suddenly takes on British accent) "Mercy what an appetite that giant has, he's a--"

Alyssa: (runs out) YOU IDIOT THAT'S MY LINE!

Me: OH! That's why I had the British accent! Carry on then!

Director: (to Thomas who is "on book")I love how instead of memorizing her lines, she memorizes the book.

!!next!!

Me: (about the 1999 game "Oddballz" that alley and I were playing) Ohmygawd, Snowbo has a scary laugh.

Alyssa: I said that twice.

Me: But listen to it!

Alyssa: He sounds like John C.!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

!!next!!

Alyssa: (still about "Oddballz") I hit snowbo with the snowball gun because he was being bad and he GREW!

Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

!!next!!

Alyssa: You really need to talk to your cousin, did you see that last one.

Me: Shouldn't that tell you something about me? We come from a close family...

Alyssa: Good point.

!!next!!

Me: Is there any way to do this without the PIN?

Cashier: (who shakes head constantly and scarred me for life) Just enter the PIN mam.

Me: Can you cancel this.

Cashier: Yes. (cancels)

Me: Just take the cash. (gives cash)

Cashier: Thank-you.

(kathryn and i walk out)

Me: (looking over reciept) She charged me extra.

Kathryn: She charged you for the PIN.

!!next!!

Me: (in gym) I'm scared of balloons and he expects me to TIE it to my ANKLE?!

Kathryn: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: Well, I guess we won't be popping them on purpose...

Gym teacher: You have to try to pop eachother's balloons!

Me: Dam!

Kathryn: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

!!next!!

Me: Who invented this game?! I HAVE A BALLOON TIED TO MY ANKLE!!

Kathryn: He invented it. (points at gym coach guy)

Hayley: Cover your ears, I'll pop it for you.

Me: (covers ears and shuts eyes) Oh thank gawd.

!!next!!

Me: Thomas, save me! (runs behind an unsuspecting thomas)

Thomas: What were you doing? (looks at alyssa)

Alyssa: Nothing.

Thomas: I have a pole. (holds up broken broom handle)

Alyssa: (holds up my wooden spoon) I have a spoon.

Thomas: Curses, you win.

Alyssa: I know.

Thomas: But next time, I'll have a spork.

Me: Oh, wow, I feel so safe.

Director: STOP TALKING BACK STAGE! (thomas, Alyssa and I stop talking)

Danielle: FUNNEL!

!!next!!

Me: (after getting drink and walking back into play practice)

Molly: PEOPLE BACKSTAGE SAY YOUR LINE! "MORE WIGGLEWAGGLE!"

Me: Oh sh!T! (runs backstage) MORE WIGGLEWAGGLE!

Ryan: (continues with lines)

Me: (walks on stage) Wait, what page are we on.

Molly: Page 49.

Me: Gotcha!

Molly: Start over!

Ryan: MORE WIGGLEWAGGLE!

Me/Danielle: MORE WIGGLEWAGGLE!

Ryan: A side of mutton, (continues) AND...

Me/Danielle: (with no Alyssa in sight) AND?

Ryan: An ENGLISHMAN if you can FIND ONE!

Me: (taking the missing Alyssa's line) -screams-

Ryan: (comes backstage after he's done) You took Alyssa's line?

Me: How'd you know?

Ryan: Instead of "oh" it came out "NO-AHHHHHHHHH!"

Me: I don't like British accents.

Alyssa: YOU STOLE MY LINE! AND YOU STUNK AT IT!

Me: Yeah...

!!next!!

Me: Wait...where's the spoon?

Alyssa: YOU THREW IT!

Me: I'm supposed to, but where did it go?

Alyssa: How am I supposed to know?

Me: FOUND IT!

!!next!!

Danielle: (breaks tray of bananas)

Me: Oh...shizz... (walks on stage laughing with a pitcher) We're having technical difficulty.

!!next!!

Guys: Watch this.

Me: OHMYGAWD, it's New Moon all over again!! (refering to the shorts that were falling off everyone)

Kathryn: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ryan: (comes back) Are they do--never mind. (walks away again)

!!next!!

Music teacher/theatre teacher: So who can tell me what the theme of "Phantom of the Opera" is?

Tyler: (raises hand)

Teacher: Yes, Tyler?

Tyler: Sad love.

Everyone else/teacher: (looks at him) Sad love?

Tyler: Yes, he loves her but she doesn't love him.

Teacher: That's unrequited love...

Tyler: Yes, sad love.

Teacher: In your book, it may be sad love, but in everyone else's it's known as "unrequited."

!! next !!

A: So yeah, it was nice. I mean...it was a bar and we had a bit to drink, but it wasn't as stressful as today is.

Random Person: Did you have tequilla?

A: What? No. I don't think I'd last.

B: How do you know, you're too young to drink! (stares at her like "what are u even doin in our convo")

Random Person: Because tequilla takes your clothes off!

A: (gags)

Me: Cracks up (completely out of the conversation and down an aisleway, but listenin cause i was being stalkerish that day)

B: Wow...

!!next!!

T: How many people are standing behind me?

Me: Um...only two. I'd say it's a new record for the least amount of people...

T: I'd agree.

!!next!!

Teacher: If you don't to your homework you'll fail highschool. (walks away)

(People in lunch detention start making fun of her endng with)

Trevor: And if we don't do our homework we'll die!

Me: That's my favorite. (takes on weird nasally voice) If you don't do your homework you'll flunk out of highschool, children.

Teacher: Children, this is detention, no talking.

(I look behind me and duck my head.)

Me: Notice it's only when I say something...

!!next!!

Me: I'm stage mom. I'm not a--

Connor T: CONGRATULATIONS!

Chrissy: Who knocked you up?! (pokes my stomach)

Me: No one I--

Carly: GIANLUCA!

Chrissy: Oh no!

Kathryn: There was no knocking of ups, people!

Thomas: I knew I shouldn't have left you two alone. (shakes head)

Me: BUT IM NOT PREGNANT!

Director: (having walked into the dressing room areas under the stage) Oh my...

!!next!!

Connor: MOM! You forgot to tell me to get on stage!

Me: Im sorry I'm sorry! I remembered everyone but you!

Connor: Yeah, I know.

!!next!!

Ryan: Hurt him for me?

Me: Can't, I already bruised his dignity.

Kathryn: There was more than bruising...you like, severed dignity's spinal cord there.

!!next!!

Me: Move the book, I'm going to sit on your lap.

Carly: Oh come on! Sit on Thomas' lap for once!

!!next!!

Me: (watching the dress rehearsal progress from above the changing area where im supposed to be watching children)

Thomas: Mother, aren't you supposed to be watching the children? (laughs)

Me: Just. Shut. Up.

!!next!!

Mrs. P: (to unknown mother) You can be stage mom...

Mrs. C: No, she's stage mom. (points to me)

Me: (flabbergasted) I'm not a stage mom, I'm a stage _th grader!

Mrs. Pis: She's a stage before mother.

Mrs. G: (laughs)

!!next!!

Massimo: Did you steal my hamburger?

Me: No, I stole Alyssa's.

Alyssa: (walks in) BYE!

Me: Bye! I stole your hamburger!

Alyssa: You what?

Me: Well, actually your mom gave it to me...

Alyssa: Oh, okay.

!!next!!

Nick: Glitter is like the herpes of craft supply!

Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

!!next!!

Thomas: No, Erin, I will not wear a glittery hat.

Erin: OH COME ON!

!!next!!

Carly: Are you guys, like, going out?

Me: Oh my gawd NO! Why does everyone keep asking that?!

Chrissy: Well, you looked pretty comfortable there...

Me: WHERE?!

!!next!!

Mr. T: (backstage 4 stage crew) Wait, wait, everyone quiet, Kathryn is on!

Me: She was like, born for this part!

Kathryn: I know what we do! First we do this...and this...then we get a petition and have everyone sign in. Then the dragons and the burning of crops. And...(starts mumbling) BRING IN THE GOATS! And, should anyone object...fdlgjhawuietrhafgkvnbfg..CHEERS! (arm around princess and motions to imagine) from the people. No more trouble from the kigdom, and all will end well.

Isabella: Why, yes, Lady StumbleMumble, that was most enlightening.

Mr. T/Kathryn's dad/me/molly/Mr. M/ Ryan M: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

!next!

Me: (talking about random things with my mom)

Ariel: (coming back from seeing if any1 else from the barn needed food. looks in one of the white castle bags on the ground that has empty boxes in it and gasps with a somewhat crazed look on her face *we hadnt eaten in hours cause the food truck never came*) Guys! THIS ISN'T ALL GARBAGE! THERE'S STILL CHEESEBURGERS IN HERE!

Everyone: (stares)

!next!

Me: So,you bought them food, but you forgot my straw? YOU'RE MY MOTHER!

Ariel: Straws aren't important, your mom brought food. Thank you by the way.

Mom: No problem.

!next!

Me: The only person I could have risked cheating off of was Nick, and I'm not nearly stupid enough.

Nick: True...

!next!

Sami: (presssure pointing me) Tell me the DETAILS!

Me: AGH! LET GO! (she lets go) Oh, look you ruined my hair. Fix it.

Sami: Sheesh, so demanding. (starts doing my hair)

!next!

Nick: He lives at like 52 * street? Theres the big house with the fence and then theres houses over from that?

Me: Yeah, I know him. Well...not well, but I mean I've seen him.

!next!

(this happened in 2008 so some of it could be a little off)

Me: Oh my gosh! I know him! He lives by the big fenced house!

Nick: Yup, that's him. I'm going there today.

Me:...Aw come on!

!next!

(*no names mentioned of riders* first girl fall off then second girl falls off then second girl falls off for the 2nd time both wearing purple shirts)

Ariel: (turns to me when 2nd girl gets back on 4 the 2nd time) Sheaaa? (grins)

Me: Um...is no an option?

!next!

Ariel: Hold on, stay! Watch Shea do fantastic!

Me: (zones in from zoning out) Wait, WHAT?

!next!

Me: (about *no names mentioned* opening circle) Aw! But they were cute! HE used the whole ring! He deserves a blue ribbon for taking "a big circle" to a whole new level!

!!next!!

Mom: Why did you buy handcuff earrings?

Me: I didn't, I got them free. Sammi picked them out.

Mom: I see...what are you going to wear them with?

Me: Do I have a jail suit by any chance?

Mom: No. You have such weird taste in jewelry, you know?

Me: Weird...I thought the skulls and roses were cute.

!!next!!

Me: So wait...we're encouraging child delinquency?

Kathryn: Seems so.

!!next!!

Mom: What color are your nails?

Me: (sheepish) Black.

Mom: In summer?

Me: I painted them to match my outfit yesterday.

Mom: Are those skulls on your toes?

Me: Er-yeah...I painted them on...

Mom: So your outfit yesterday was black with skulls?

Me: Something like that...

Mom: When did you buy this?!

!!next!!

Mom: Can you empty the--your fingernails are black.

Me: It's okay, I haven't put the design on them yet!

Mom: Is this design a skull?

Me: No.

Mom: A black widow hour glass.

Me: (discouraged) Maaaaybe?

Mom: No.

Me: Darn.

!!next!!

Me: Last time he texted me was to say NCIS was on--OMG NCIS IS ON!

Alyssa: And you wonder why he told you that. (sighs)

!!next!!

(via txt message)

Dad: We're watching you! We are ninja!

Me: Okay, yeah, and I'm a trained assassin, who do you think will win.

Dad: No comment.

!!next!!

(boyscout camporee-thing)

Me: Why did we have to climb so high?

Damian: BB Gunning!

Me: Oh...wait (runs after the midget scouts)

later*

Damian: I hit the bullseye, look! (hold his up)

Me: I hit it 7 out of 12 times and ripped the paper! (holds mine up)

Other scouts look at them when we got back to the site*

T: Wow, she beat you good!

!!next!!

Me: Which one of you guys wants to go frog hunting?

(all boys line up)

Me: Okay, we have a set of rules and starting now, I refer to you by numbers. 1, 2, 3, 4. (POints as I cout off) You guys know how to count off?

T: Yes, Ma'am! (salutes)

Me: Good. Rule number one, if you walk in front of me, I will send you either back to camp or up the hill 4 miles to bb guns, okay?

All: YES, MA'AM!

Me: Good! Rule two, if you don't listen to me, you will be sleeping in a tent far away from here with many packages of scented soap and deodorant in it.

W: (raises hand)

Me: 3!

W: Don't bears eat deodorant?

T: That's the point.

W: Oh...that's mean!

later on our way back to camp*

(two freaks come running up asking everyone our middle name, one comes to me and puts his hand on my shoulder)

Me: If ou want to keep that arm, I suggest that you remove it.

Freak 1: What kind of threat is that? You're a girl.

Me: I'm a blackbelt, little boy.

Freak 2: What's going on?

Freak 1: She wants to beat me up!

Me: (sigh) What do you two want?

Freak 1+2: What's you middle name?

Me: (shouting angrily) I strongly advise you two to stop harassing my scouts before I have camp security escort you off and file restraining orders!

Freak 1+2: (runs away)

People: (stare)

My midget scouts: Could you really beat them up?

Me: (shrugs) Probably, but I wouldn't here. They just don't have to know that.

W: Why not?

Me: Because the more your enemy knows of weakness, the more they have to defeat you.

T: So...if you cry...

Me: It's weakness, don't show it in the face of danger. That's why all those softies in the movies get shot.

Scouts: (looking at me like I'm going to kill them)

Me: No worries, you guys know your stuff. Let's show the parents how you march real nice in your line and count off and then we're done.

Scouts: Aaw!

Me: (rolls eyes and keeps walking) MARCH!

!!nexT!!

(at my house at a bbq we had w neighbors and friends at which my mother decided 2 cut open watermelon)

Me: Yeah so--(breaks off and scrambles away form my mother and panics and breathes fast and gets dizzy) GET THE KNIFE AWAYY FROM ME!

Mom: *Sighs*

Mothers of other Children there: *laugh*

Me: (carefully avioding my mom and runnin behind alyssa) EEK!

Mom: She has aichmophobia.

Me: I'm afraid of knives and needles!

Mom: *explainin* My mother-in-law would watch horror movies when they stayed over but I don't think she realized they were awake.

Me: I WAS FOUR!

Mom: Apparently these kids were tied up in a fire--

Me: THEY WERE WORKING IN A TERRIBLE FACTORY WHERE THEY WERE STARVED AND ABUSED AND THEY BURNED DOWN! Then there was a memorial hospital and they haunted it! They KILLED people!

Mom: And she told me a few stories like that, one where they were tied up.

Mrs. M: What's that got to do with a knife?

Mom: *shrugs* I assume she saw a horror movie with a knife as well.

Me: *trembling*

!next!

Mom: Why don't you tell them what happened when you took a shower at Nana's house.

Me: Must they know all my phobias?

Mom: *smiles*

Me: FIne, I had a panic attack because I'm claustrophobic in small spaces and I thought the door wouldn't open if I closed it so I started crying and panicked and got the floor all wet because I had to leave the door open and the shower rained on it.

Mom: You see what I live with?

Me: I also have a phobia of throwing up!

!!next!!

Aunt J: I'd like to learn how to say "YOU DON'T RIDE A BIKE THE WRONG WAY ON A ONE WAY STREET!" in a couple of different languages, only so many people listen when you say it in English.

Olivia: Well...when I was in the city once I went to a spot that for some reason everyone was speaking French in and that'd never happened before.

Elizabeth: Yeah...

Olivia: And this guy came up and cornered me and so he said ".dfalkehbtajsdnfaljfghakjlg" and I said "I'm sorry I don't speak English." in French.

Aunt J: That's useful.

!!NEXT!!

Me: GIAN! GIAN GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK! (pulling on his arm to drag him back)

GIanluca: Hold on, I'm talking to Thomas!

Me: GIVE IT! (looks at arm and bites down)

Gianluca: (tries to pull back but doesn't seem to care)

Me: (bites harder and harder until he screams and gives me the phone)

Gianluca: (cusses me out b4 runnin 2 the bathroom next door 2 the room we were in)

Me: (laughing) Yeah, yeah, hold on Thomas. (covers receiver still laughin) Gian, just run some cold water over it I don't think it's bleeding.

Gianluca: It's bleeding u *friggin *biotch.

Me: (cant stop laughin b4 he comes back in and takes my phone again)

GIanluca: Thomas, ur girlfriend just bit me!

Thomas: (laughing)

Me: Oh, suck it up.

Gianluca: I am sending you a picture, it's bad. (i will 4evr hav that pic on my cell xD)

!!next!!

Me: I will not find another series!

Hayley: Your obsessions are really unhealthy.

(Kathryn walks by)

Hayley: Ok, so not any more so than anyone else's LATEST OBSESSIONS!

XXX

Sarah: You're a MEANIE!

Josh: How am I a meanie?!

Me: You just are! You're a perfectly horrid person!

Ms. V: That's not nice, Shea.

Me: I told you! We've agreed since the beginning of the year! Josh ABUSES me!

Ms. V: Clearly that works for you.

Me: ...

XXX
Josh: YOU JUST TRIED TO KILL ME!

Me: Ms V Ms V! JOSH TRIED TO KILL ME!

Ms. V: You guys need relationship counsiling already?!

Me and Josh: -shocked silence-

XXX

Josh: What would you do if I just licked your face right now?

Me: Uh...I'd bite you.

Josh: Kay, just wondering.

Me: What would you do if I licked you?

Josh: I don't know... -turns around-

Me: -licks his cheek-

Josh: YOU LICKED ME?!

Me: Well you said "I don't know" so I figured I'd find out. Now you know!

Josh: I will so get you back for this.

-play practice ends-

Me: Mkay, I gotta go, byes.

Josh: No, wait. -walks over like he's gonna kiss me- -licks my face-

Me: I HATE YOU!

Josh: Hahahahaha -tries to kiss me for real-

Me: No, you just lost privileges.

lolz insane aren't we??

I now have an awesome Mercy Thompson roleplay site going! Want the link? Here:

FANFICTIONS:

Okay so here are some pictures for my fanfic "Twister" and the two upcoming sequels (Hurricane and Blizzard)

Shea:

Jennie:

Elizabeth:

"Hurricane"

Jack Russell Terrier Litter:

Blazer:

Wishbone:

Italian Greyhound Litter:

Rocky:

Rambo:

Sylvester:

Doberman Litter:

Kitten Litter:

Teyegr:

Tigerlilly:

Bramblethicket:

"Porsche Hauptman Series: Moon Bitten"

Porsche:

Porsche (3mths):

Posrche (5-6):

Porsche:

Porsche (5-6):

Porsche/Mercy/Adam/Ben wolves/coyote:

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Healing Wounds by babyscope reviews
Leah has been murdered, and Bran has been left alone. The beast inside of him has become restless and that's a danger to both the Marrok and his pack. Will he be able to find a mate in a submissive who fears dominant males? How can the fear be removed?
Alpha and Omega series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bran
Quips and Clips of Quil and Claire by Sydney in a Tree reviews
These are some scenes that I see Claire and Quil going through. Funny, serious, cute. . . . If you like QuilXClaire, you'll probably like this. Look and see!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,170 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Quil Jr., Claire
Lone Coyote Mercy Thompson by xxRONIxx reviews
What if Mercy left after the whole Tim incident? I wanted Mercy to leave Washington and find her center balance again. This story is of her leaving. Mercy POV - RATED M JUST IN CASE
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Mercy T.
Dagger Bitten by Rayn12 reviews
An unexpected visitor stirs up trouble for the Columbia Basin alpha and his family. AU post-Bone Crossed.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,305 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Mercy T.
You're the one by shyyetcheeky reviews
Paul/OC. Totally revamped story... Will be updating regularly and hope to hear from everyone. Will have a proper summary when the story begins. Love you guys and thanks for sticking by me. PS. I love reviews and messages so don't be afraid to voice your opinion to me whether positive or negative. xxx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Paul
Needing Mercy by arealablover reviews
Mercy was abandoned as a baby, only to be found and raised by Sam. She left when she was fourteen. Seven years later, she is found. But not the same Mercy. Can they help her? On Hiatus
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,359 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Mercy T., Samuel C.
Silver Hearted by Ice-Eagle Y'siri reviews
Leah is mostly known as the Marrok's mate and cruel to her pack. What people don't know is her side of the story...and why she gave up everything. For him. The Marrok. Sometimes it's better to be hated by all than just by one.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,927 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Leah, Bran
Spirit Chaser by WingsRider reviews
Luna is the Omega Wolf of her pack, believing she'll always be the one to blame as the Scapegoat. After meeting Leah Clearwater and the Quileute Pack, she finds something interesting, including her new Alpha. Jacob/OC. Leah/OC. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,261 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/30/2009 - [Jacob, OC] Leah
Bite Me, I Dare You by ourlovestory221 reviews
Dont you know if you keep putting things off they usually come back to bite you in the ass?
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Adam H.
The Story of Claire and Quil by DuskitMermaid reviews
Claire and Quil's story as Claire grows up, involving the dramas of anything a teenage girl growing up around so-called mythical creatures with unreasonable parents can think of. Written in both perspectives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 236,304 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Witches, Werewolves, and Walkers, Oh My! by Jane.Casper reviews
When a renegade witch-turned-werewolf and her son, on the run, settle in the Tri-Cities, they stumble upon Samuel Cornick. Will he give them up to the Marrok? Find out! R&R, rating may go up. Note: I do not own any characters/events made by P. Briggs.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,023 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Samuel C.
My Dark Place Alone by AerisTheStrange reviews
Sequel to "We Stitch These Wounds". Eris has run away from her past life, now going by the name "Laurie Myers" she moves in with her former band members. But during her stay she finds that this new life isn't all that she's hoped for...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,224 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011
SideStriped by CrazyCross213 reviews
I had to add my own character. Her name is Karissa Chime. Brigg's characters come in pretty quickly, so it is a fanfiction, but it's one that has its own story. Karissa is a vet, a very unusual one...because of that unusualness, the wolves want her..dead.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,851 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010
The Ruby Talbot Chronicles by SheWhoRunsWithWolves reviews
Ruby Talbot is your average orphaned nineteen year old hiding a supernatural secret. Her boring life gets interesting when goons from The local seethe come to kidnap her for their Queen. Good thing Stefan has enough humanity to keep her safe.. or does he?
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,529 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Stefan
9 Months by Dinosaurs R Dead reviews
AU fic -"I'll give you nine months, Buttercup. No More, No Less." WARNING: references to rape/RRB-PPG -semi-romance. COMPLETE- Sequel now out!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 173,885 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
Seth's girl by shyyetcheeky reviews
Chelsea has had to deal with the death of her mother and new step-moms,but now she is beginning a new life in La Push.Things become complicated when she befriends Embry and then Seth imprints. Embry isn't impressed.Seth/OC. BACK ON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,684 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Seth, Embry
Her Obsession by QuickStar reviews
Its hard to say you love your enemy especially when you know he doesn't love you back. So the best way to describe those feelings inside is with the word Obsession. The struggle of mix emotions and uncertainly. Blues
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Boomer, Bubbles
Runaway Coyote by QuickStar reviews
What if? After the events in Ironed Kissed Mercy runaway and tries to built a new life for herself. But life has other plans for her with danger lurking at every corner, and the pack is right behind her.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,942 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Mercy T., Adam H.
A New Dawn by muckfarmedrose reviews
After three years in the cruel grip of Leo, Anna escapes from the secluded place where he hid her. She runs across Charles while fleeing who informs her of something that she did not know about herself: Anna is a werewolf.
Alpha and Omega series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Anna, Charles
My Life From Now On by SneakyMist33 reviews
Paul never wanted to imprint, and then he does. What will happen? Will he fight it, or embrace it? Paul knows there are no such things as happy endings, so why does he find himself fighting for one? A Paul/OC Imprint story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,562 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Paul
Sending Her Condolences by Berouge reviews
She would send cookies to a known enemy.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Adam H., Mercy T. - Complete
Corporal vs Federal Agent with good hair by AgentTiva reviews
It's a love triangle between Corporal Damon Worth, Tony Dinozzo and Ziva David. In later chapters a love triangle between a new character named Jim, Tony and Ziva. Who will she chose?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,770 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
English Girl in La Push by Dr. Llama reviews
Gabrielle's from England. Paul's from La Push. Gabrielle is Jacob's unknown cousin. What happens when you mix all of this together? Chaos of course! OC x Paul story. Story has been discontinued. Check profile for more information
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,616 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Paul
True Love by XxxxxIceQueenxxxxX reviews
Adams oldest daughter comes home from college only to find that Samuel has taken an interest in her. A story of Samuel and the happily ever after her deserves. Samuel/OC
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Samuel C.
A Place to Call Home by Don'tLetMeForgetMe reviews
For two years Brooklyn Uleys life has been hell. Will finding out she has a brother change her life for the better? Better yet will she be able to tell her new family whats been happening to her behind closed doors?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 39,798 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Paul, Sam - Complete
We Stitch These Wounds by AerisTheStrange reviews
Black Veil Brides love story. Eris has an abusive boyfriend, she meets Andy after her band find out they're going to tour for BVB and falls for him. But what about her boyfriend, Aaron? Andy Biersack/OC. Rated M for explicit content in some chapters.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,082 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
The two sides of the moon by don'tcallmeLeeLee reviews
Post BD. When Leah goes to college, the least thing she imagines is that she'll fall in love with the boy she hates the most. And what happen when that boy is a werewolf... a real one?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,804 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Leah
Home by WildHope83 reviews
They say home is where the heart is. I never knew how true that saying was until I found my heart resting in the hands of a tall Quileute in La Push, Washington of all places. With him I truly was home. PaulOC; COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,198 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Paul - Complete
Endless Dawn by chica1978 reviews
Sequel to Midnight Shadows. Jasper and Alice's story throughout the Twilight Saga books, including Midnight Sun. Written in 3rd person but focuses mainly on J/A. M rated for safety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 105 - Words: 246,644 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Second Chance by WolfGirlAtHeart reviews
Leah gets a second chance at happiness with Paul. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,440 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Leah, Paul
Drifter by Anightgirl reviews
Another walker happens upon Adam's territory. Trouble always follows a walker, especially this one, who knows the extent of her powers. -All characters and the world belong to Patricia Briggs etc. standard I don't own stuff here.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,979 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
IN THE AIR OF NIGHT by Sedanur reviews
Harry Castle is found dead, leaving a mass of controversy behind. While his girlfriend is the main suspect, the police don't have hard proof to take her in charge. Therefore, Adam Hauptman decides to take a hand in the case.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Ben
Attraction by Anne Finch reviews
Samuel decides to move back to Montana. He starts working in the local hospital and finds someone unexpected. Emma is a new wolf with exceptional control. What happens when they meet? Sam & OC
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Samuel C. - Complete
THE ELEMENT OF FREEDOM by Sedanur reviews
Aurah moves to Tri-Cities to be close the love of her life... Ben. But, will this NYC girl be able to fit in with eastern Washington life? Moreover, an unexpected visitor pops up in town to ask for Ben's help!
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Ben
The Little Things by C.Daiber reviews
Witches are dissapearing and the very community that tried to change Isabelle is now after her head, believing that she is the reason for the deaths. Little does anybody know that there is a more sinister force at work.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,299 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Samuel C.
Check Yes or No by C.Daiber reviews
Ashley Hauptman is coming to Kennewick, Washington to visit the pack, but gets more than she bargained for. Throw in vampires and fae and some will start to wonder if she is really Mercy's biological daughter.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Samuel C.
Unknown by tkd2bd reviews
Sorry I don't have a summary yet. Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. It is just my imagination run amok.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Adam H., Mercy T.
The Only Exception by Adoration of an Enigma reviews
After jumping from pack to pack Bran finally places Nova in a pack which could be her last chance to find a home. The Trinity River Pack accepts her with open arms but will she accept them back and finally share her past? And maybe find more than a home?
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010
UNTHINKABLE by Sedanur reviews
Aurah becomes a half-vampire because of her grand father's dangerous expriment on biological evolution. When she is sent to Tri-Cities to get to know her "real" father, she comes across someone else whom she is interested in... Ben!
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,414 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Ben, Samuel C. - Complete
Time to heal by Blossom Utonium reviews
Buttercup's hurtfilled past effects her future life. How she acts. Her life choices. Her boy choices. She's made some bad mistake because of painful memories, will Butch be able to help her heal? INCOMPLETE
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Butch, Buttercup
Where do you go, My Lovely? by Martyyna reviews
Nea was Changed at 15. Her attacker was killed so she decides to go to the US in search for info, where she lands in a middle of a war between a pack and rouges. Can she trust anyone after all she been thru in USA? Violent material, rape, laguage, RATED M
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,204 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010
Dominance of Lovers by WhyIsARavenLikeAWritingDesk reviews
Ben OC. Nobody knew. Eveybody was surprised. She's not what you expect. No where near. Enjoy.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ben - Complete
My Devil by Miss.Farmgirl reviews
So this is a Leah/Bran story about how they see their themselves.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bran, Leah - Complete
There's a Story at the Bottom of this Bottle by footprintsonmyheart reviews
Celeste and Vincent are new in town. Their arrival has caused unrest with the locals, especially with Sam. From the minute Sam saw Celeste, he was inexplicably drawn to her. But what is she? What secrets is she hiding? Sam is about to find out.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,953 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Samuel C.
Tidings of Comfort and Joy by kolchaksghost reviews
Charles and the rest of the Pack are worried because Anna has distanced herself everyone. Not a good summary. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Anna/Charles.
Alpha and Omega series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Anna, Charles - Complete
Red Lips and Black Wings by LowLUNATIC reviews
Ronnie Radke, lead singer of Escape the Fate, decides to do a concert in New York. However, while singing out to his adoring fans, he catches the attention of a breath-taking stranger. Will she be his Juliet?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2010
Freeze by Coraline Keller reviews
People say a picture is worth one thousand words. I say, it could mean much more. When you really think about it, one frozen moment can lead to deadly consequences...
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010
Nevermind by A Single Broken Frame reviews
A wolf-walker cross shows up in Aspen Creek, attracting the attention of the Marrok and setting in motion things that perhaps should have happened long before. Post Bone Crossed, Post Cry Wolf.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,730 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
Anger Managemet? by cassymae reviews
Paul & OC!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,605 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Paul
Who I Am by WildHope83 reviews
She moved to heal invisible wounds and walked right into her destiny, but would he still love her when he learned just how broken she was? PaulOC; COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,897 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Paul - Complete
Mistakes and Happy Endings by Abbyy94 reviews
Embry imprints. Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Embry
Stanly, Sabrina by JDoe012998 reviews
Ben, our fave British wolf, FINALY meets a girl he has no intrest in insulting! He comes to Mercy for advice. And then? We'll see... Rated T for language and mild adult implications. Subject to change. DISCONTINUED
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Ben
Enough is Enough by Narijima reviews
College is hard enough when you're human! How does a newly-changed werewolf cope with the challenge? Trista struggles to bring her two identities into one whole as she settles into a new city, a new role, and a new life.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010
Unspoken Words by JDoe012998 reviews
Mercy loves Adam, and Adam loves Mercy. Everyone knows it, Jesse included. Now if they'd just admit it, there might be some peace in the end. Rated T for now. Subject to change. ON HIATUS, INDEFINITE
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Adam H., Mercy T.
Running at Night by DarkenMystery reviews
She was looking for a safe place. Bran sent her here because another Coyote was already in the pack. Vampires want her dead. And Ben... Well... Ben just wants her.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Mercy T., Ben
The Woes and what Nots of Dating by xtapx reviews
Yes boys you heard me, Leah Clearwater is dating. I refuse to be pitied. I'm awesome, and it's time the rest of the world knew it. Now run along and get out of my way. Winner of Best Leah x Jacob; "The Two Sides of Twilight Forum Best of '09". Completed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 138,753 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Forbidden Love by SPARK187 reviews
Buttercup has always had feelings for Butch, even though he's a villain working for Mojo. Even still they have been carrying on a secret affair for months, but what happens when Buttercup ends up pregnant. Will she tell Butch? Will her sisters find out?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,665 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
Names by Angelz on Edge reviews
She was used to being called different names. There was one name, however, that she never dreamed she could apply to herself. Neither did he.
Wicked Lovely - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bananach, Niall
The Child Who Changed Him by Leia 96 reviews
The Marrok was having a relatively normal day when the young, desperate girl showed up, begging him to take the rebellious coyote child who would force her way into his heart. How could he say no? Oneshot.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bran, Margi - Complete
Secrets by paramore29 reviews
Wild child Amethyst moves to La push with her brother, Ash. What has that got to do with the pack? More importantly what has Amethyst got to do with Paul?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,561 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Paul
Lost and Found by Quixotica reviews
REVISED! What if Samuel had a daughter he didn't know about... what if she came looking for him? Will this family reunion have a happy ending, or is something dark lurking around the corner? Ok, first ever fanfic and I suck at summaries, please R&R
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,879 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Samuel C., Ben
If I'm A Bundle Of Energy You're A Bundle of fire by paramore29 reviews
Silver Ashford moves to La push, thinking it's just a small town but what happens when she meets Paul and the rest of the pack? will Paul be able to calm her energy down? and will she be able to help him control his temper? PaulxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,728 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Paul
Lion King 3: Secrets of the Pride by Hailo'sSweetAngel reviews
This is a story about twin cubs, Meershia and Neeria, who was adopted into the Pride. We will follow them through their lives full of adventure, love, lessons, hope, dreams, and much more! I suc at summaries!
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Vitani
Wild Child by Vicky May reviews
I'm not afraid of you." I spat. His eyes darkened and he loomed above me, his eyebrows furrowed in a line. "You should be." He thundered dangerously. I grinned cheekily and patted his cheek. "Honey, i've seen cats that are scarier than you. Cheer up!"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,231 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Paul
Let Go by StephJoy reviews
Fifteen year old Ella moved to live with her mother and brother after her dad died in an 'accident'. Ella has a secret, and little does she know that there are others with the exact same one. "HOLD"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Seth
Afton by AlohaEme reviews
A young girl is dropped into the Marroks life. She claims some strange things are true. Will be Adult contact later on lemons. I'm not good at summaries.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bran
Green Envy by 0TruestBlue0 reviews
Spoilers ahead!Mercy is just your average auto mechanic; despite what everyone thinks. But when her other form is revealed she'll have more than just vampires, witches, fae, and werewolves to worry about. As if she needed anything else. Don't Own Series
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Mercy T., Adam H.
Conatus by ThinkButThis reviews
Following Silver Borne. What happens when a powerful figure from the past turns up? What trouble does she bring? Spoilers for Silver Borne, and yes, there is an OC.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2010
Bitten by D.S Gltich reviews
Jacquelyn Elric deals something that is worse then puberty; turning into a Werewolf. After Bone Crossed NOTE INSIDE, PLEASE READ
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,161 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Bran, Leah
Only Me by LyssaOneiroi reviews
It hurts you know. I have everything I’ve ever wanted, I’m the mate of the Marrok, second only to him... My victory tastes like ashes.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Leah - Complete
Miracles Can Happen by HurogWalker reviews
Samuel Cornick finds a teenage Walker on the street hitchhiking and he picks her up. She has no idea that he is a werewolf. Rated M to be safe for chapter 17. Maybe later too, not sure yet. What will happen when the vampires come to play?... R&R
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,150 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Samuel C.
Blizzard Of Love by SunKissedHyperAttack reviews
Addison Jay thought that her only love would be snowboarding, but that was before she met Embry Call, a werewolf who imprints on her. When everyone she loves is suddenly be in danger, Addy has to try and save them, even though it might kill her. After BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,346 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Embry
Mine! by PunkPrincess316 reviews
Adam gets a little possisive. Fluffy and cute. No plot really. Oneshot
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Adam H., Mercy T. - Complete
Me or Her by thebluestbird reviews
It's either me or her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,654 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
A Baby Changes Everything by Tina L. Tornwall reviews
Or does it? Follow Jacob and Nessie's daughter, Nicole Black, through her life with her imprintee, Seth Clearwater. Follow them through thick and thin, trials and blessings, good days and bad days and a.......pregnancy? First Fic! no flames please! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009
Not listening by AprilShower reviews
Xandra refuses to talk to Paul after he hurt her some time ago. But he doesn't even remember it. Paul Imprint story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Paul
My place by wolfgirlalways reviews
Jordan cole has been alone since she ran from a string of foster homes. since thirteen she has not had a home relying on her furry coyote self to travel. one night seeking company she walks into a pub were Sam is playing.Now complete
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,188 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Samuel C., Mercy T. - Complete
Sleepless by wolfgirlalways reviews
a fluffy Anna and Charles story when Charles is away and Anna can't sleep.
Alpha and Omega series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Anna, Charles - Complete
Claire's Questions by LittleBuddha reviews
Claire learns about "the birds and the bees" at school. How does Quil react when she gets home and starts asking him questions? As she gets older, how does he deal with the questions of a teenage girl? Rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire
A Wise Girl by Endless Raindrops reviews
ON HIATUS Meet Sophie, a cold hearted girl with a colorful past and what seems like a dark future. Then one day she meets Seth Clearwater and her entire world and the way she thought about herself, and her place in it changes forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,257 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Seth, Sue
Never Mess With Gibb's Coffee by BookwormKali reviews
Something even vampire's shouldn't do.
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Emmett - Complete
Be Mine For All Of Time Embry Call Oneshot by CupCakeCass reviews
This is an Embry Oneshot I previously made for someone on Quizilla. So i decided to post it On Fanfiction. So its an Embry Call and OC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Embry - Complete
An Unlikely Pair by lynarose55 reviews
Forever has always been an optimistic term for Camryn. But when it changes context, specifically when connected to a werewolf, forever doesn't appear to be as appealing. Her problem now is to figure out if it is for the better or worse. Paul x OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,012 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Paul - Complete
Cheating by Amelia Bedelia reviews
A friendly game of basketball between a couple of wolves and a vampire hybrid takes a turn for the worse for Renesmee when she realizes that teams are shirts and skins - and Jake is a skin. Renesmee/Jake. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Wolf's Burden by Berouge reviews
Both changes were dangerous and unpredictable. More than half of vampire or werewolf changes were failures resulting in the death of the person changing. She was one of a kind and a freak of nature because she was more than just one of them.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bran
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Dingo Doggonit! reviews
"A Dingo Ate My Baby!" Isn't the most accurate phrase of choice as Alexandria "Alex" Lynn Harpford is finally handed the reins of her life after suffering through too many foster homes. A walker's life is never simple...especially when she meets Mercy.
Crossover - Mercy Thompson series & Alpha and Omega series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Angus
Porsche Hauptman Series: Iron Cast reviews
Book 3: When Porsche is given an object by one of her "uncles" what is she to do? suckish summary cuz im a loser XD
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,412 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ben
Porsche Hauptman Series: Silver Dagger reviews
Sequel to "Moon Bitten" school is in session for Porsche as she struggles to balance her teenage social life, her new pack, the dangers lurking around her corner and tries to prove herself a mature adult at the meager age of fifteen.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,390 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Ben
Rubies of the Fangs: Red is for Fire reviews
A slim teenage girl sat quietly in an old gnarled tree, one smooth, pale leg swinging down off the branch. She sang quietly, staring at the moon, to the bundle in her arms whose body rose and fell with its breath. M to be safe
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010
Porsche Hauptman Series: Growing Up Wolf reviews
Prequel to my story Moon Bitten and follows Porsche's life from random moments as a child wolf/coyote freak. Hilarity naturally ensues seeing as it includes midget wolf Porsche.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Adam H., Mercy T.
Porsche Hauptman Series: Moon Bitten reviews
Adam and Mercy end up together, what do you know Mercy can have wolf kids! Her daughters story from 15 on. Written before Silver Borne was published Silver Borne comes out April 2010 M for possibilities.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,855 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
UmNo reviews
“I don’t care how much money the pack needs, I’d rather dance at a strip club!” I snapped at them. Embry and Quil started laughing. “Lee-lee, it is one pageant.” Jacob pleaded. “Don’t call me that, Black.” I growled. a random story inspired by my bros
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Leah
Hurricane reviews
Continued from "Twister" Hurrican takes you on another wild path with tears like rainfall and tempers like a hurricane.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Seth
Sarabella: As if Life Wasn't Strange Enough reviews
Renesmee and Jacob's daughter and her POV on life as a mutated myth.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Jacob
Pacific reviews
Embry finds an imprint in Emily's younger sister. Leah and Aiden are living together and Seth and Shea still fight. Branch off of "Twister"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Embry
Fun and More Fun: Leave it to You reviews
A group of story/ies that I have dedicated to my friends. No happenings are real nor are any relations to fictional characters. What would happen if we went to La Push this summer...well...I'd say explosions but...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
Away in a Manger
A poem I wrote for a Christmas present. It's up late, but I think it will bring cheer to those that are down. Personally, it's not my best, but it's okay.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
Falling Softly, Drifting Slowly reviews
Short story about wolves written as a vocabulary essay for school back in October I believe. My class really enjoyed it and wanted me to continue with it, but it was meant to be short so I consider it complete. It's an original!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
Every Second Counts
A short story and an original by me, please don't steal. It's about the "questionable" mustang round-up that took place not too long ago. I wrote it because I was in the mood for a descriptive short story.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
Twister reviews
Seth and Leah finally meet their imprints and there are more shapeshifters than you would think...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Seth - Complete