Author has written 15 stories for Twilight, Mercy Thompson series, Misc. Books, and Alpha and Omega series.
Questions about my username? Haha I'm cursed, let's put it that way. Maybe it'd be simpler. When I read about Leah Clearwater in the Twilight saga, I felt instant pity and it has nothing to do with Sam. Guys in your head are NO fun. You could say the teachers put me next to all the idiots in our school. So far I've met an equivelant to every single La Push wolf with extras. LOL, not.
Okay I now officially have a second twitter account that hopefully I will not forget the username to considering its my username for everything else xD follow me at http://twitter.com/cincinlolz hehe I shall post my lifes story xD nah ill just mention things like updating stories/posting new videos on my youtube account and such until I eventually separate the two.
Harry Potter (BEST BOOKS EVER! I read the last book in under a day)
Twilight (Okay, so half the guys walk around half naked, i can live with that)
Warriors (You'll never look at your cat the same again...-stares at me kitty-...hmmm)
Mercy Thompson (HAHA-I still want to dye my hair every other week)
Alpha and Omega (Who doesn't love Charles?)
Frostbite (Interesting story line, a bit hard to follow at parts, but great story)
Chestnut Hill (Horses at Boarding school, boys, and the YENT scouts? Um, something spells drama! ADDICTING!)
Wicked Lovely (Thank-you Hayley for showing me these. Don't get y you like Gabriel tho...)
Wondrous Strange (Found this myself, fae drama is too exciting. Need to get the sequel, I miss Sonny)
Unicorns of Balinor (a classic from the summer before 3rd grade)
Shapeshifter's Quest (I love this book!!)
Witch and Wizard (The "new chapter every-other page" thing bugs me, but I love the story!)
Chronicles of Narnia (read those in 1st grade!)
Chronicles of Vladmir Todd (but the hickeys would be disasterous...)
Amazing Days of Abbey Hayes (if thats even how u spell it, used to love those books in 5th grade!)
Cryptid Hunters (That was a SCARY ending!)
Tentacles (have yet to finish it because of school, but great story, not as good as the first book "Cryptid Hunters")
The Old Willis Place (Read it years ago...but Mary is a great author)
Deep and Dark and Dangerous (years ago...But it was actually pretty good. She made it so obvious that u got it, but so scary at the same time. I hate the happy ending tho...)
All the Lovely Bad Ones (Read that this year cause i liked the author when i was younger...I LOVE THE NAMES CALEB AND SETH! IF YOU LOVE THOSE NAMES READ THIS BOOK!)
Big on the fantasy, tell me about it.
Random School Convo's
Me: GIVE ME BACK MY DOG, LUCAS!
Lucas: Look IT'S POLE DANCING!
Me: OHMYGAWD, LUCAS, GROW UP!
Trevor: Say hi to your knee!"
Me: Are you aging mentally or what?
Tyler: Oh, I KNOW! Spell icup!
Me: I will not spell any iproducts for you, get a dictionary.
Me: Really, 'line?
Trevor/Tyler: HAHAHAHAHAHA! SHE SPELT IT!
Caroline: My grandma used to tell me to say Boo to the bee.
Me: Don't encourage this.
Trevor: THAT'S A GOOD ONE! SAMANTHA! SAY BOO TO THE BEE!
Me: Please, Sam, back me up!
Samantha: Trevor, Tyler, please feel free to use your brains.
Trevor: I cheated off you and you still got a better grade.
Lucas: I'M MOZART!
Me: You're a dead composer?
Lucas: NOW I'M A DRUMMER!
Me: Give me your phone.
Me: Lucas, why are you looking through my copy of New Moon?
Lucas: There's a lot in here you wouldn't notice, Shea. These La Push indians are cool.
Me: Huh? Wait...wait, Lucas?
Lucas: Look at that line right there.
Me: (reads over) I can't believe I just understood that joke.
Lucas: Ya see, this story just reached it's full potential.
Me: (whacks him with my science book)
Lucas: And people call you smart.
Me: And people call you a smartazz. It's really just a name, don't get all egotistical on me.
Alyssa: Think about it, we're almost outta here. No more Lucas, no more Nick, no more any of them.
Me: That's a lie.
Me: They always end up by me.
Alyssa: That's true. Haha, your life just sucks.
Me: It only took you that long to figure out
Sotori: STOP DROP AND ROLL!
Me: And that my friends is the clostest to the correct answer you are gonna get.
(I walk out of the room the two idiots "locked" me in)
Hayley: How did you get out alive?
Me: Well, I beat your little brother up, he's currently shaking under the covers, and Sotiri got freaked out and dropped to the ground and started rolling.
Hayley: You beat up my brother?
Me: I'm a blackbelt and I have three brothers, you learn things.
Hayley: No, I'm fine with it.
Kathryn: How did you eat all of that?!
Me: I'm starved, Kaths!
Alyssa: You just finished a large popcorn and now you're eating pizza?
Katrina: I bet she'll throw up.
Kathryn: I bet she won't.
Alyssa: I bet she'll finish the pizza and proceed to eat the ice cream.
Me: I think Alyssa will win. I'm still hungry.
Kathryn: How...just how...
Alyssa: Don't tell me to shush-ka-bob!
Molly: Am I going to see you figure-skating on my TV, Bambi?
Molly: Why not? You're fantastic! (sarcasticly)
Me: Yes, well, Vancouver was pretty far away and I told them "If I have to go to Vancouver then I quit."
Molly: Darn, but I knew three other countries that really wanted the chance at a gold that your pathetic skating could give them!
Me: Well, that's why you call me "Bambi"
Connor: THEY CAN MAKE BOPDEGRADABLE PLASTIC OUT OF CORN NOW! I drank from the biodegradable plastic cup.
Teacher: Does anyone else have anything to add before we head to gym?
Michael: Yeah, I threw corn at an electric fence and it didn't pop...
Me: I prefer a chainsaw, personally.
Worker: A chainsaw?!
Katrina: But a gun is so much cleaner.
Worker: A GUN?!
Lady: Will you be kicking my chair for the rest of the movie?
Alyssa: Oh, no, I'm sorry? (then she mouths to us) Was I kicking her?
Me: Nope! (kicks lady's husband lightly as I get up) Oh sorry, I didn't bother you did I?
Danielle: TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!
Hayley: WE DO NOT HAVE THAT IN THIS FAMILY!
Hayley: Your hair is PURPLE!
Kathryn: YEAH IT IS!
Me: WHAT?! It shouldn't be!
Thomas: Why do you like him again?
Me: Because I failed at life.
Me: Is this supposed to make me feel better?
Thomas: No...am I supposed to make you feel better?
Me: IS SHE BLIND?!
Alyssa: He's okay looking...
Me: My bad, IS SHE STUPID?!
Gianluca: Can you TRY to catch the ball?!
Me: I can TRY but I'm DIZZY!
Nick: Well, we're screwed.
Danielle: Oh, look at that bird! BAM BAM BAM! (points fake gun at it)
Me: Oh, wow, those trees up there are in the shape of alcatraz!
Danielle: ALCATRAZ! STUPID BIRD GO TO ALCATRAZ!! BAM BAM BAM!
Thomas: Congrats, you caught the ball.
Me: Actually, no, I tripped and caught it.
Thomas: Congrats, you tripped and caught the ball all at the same time, you deserve a medal!
Gianluca: PLAY BETTER! YOU STINK AT NEWCOMB!
Me: No I don't, it's more of the fact I'm on an all guy team with a twisted ankle and an extrememly dizzy head.
Coah/Gym teacher: (about to call someone out)
Me: I'm going, I'm going. (walks off)
Gym coach: I was going to say Ryan, but okay!
Me: (falls) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hannah/Molly/Kathryn: (turn around) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Principle: (runs out of office) Oh my gosh! Are you okay?!
Me: Yeah I'm fine! (gets up laughing)
Thomas: (comes inside from finding out what bus was waiting outside) Why is she on the floor laughing?
Me: Because I just fell and started cracking up.
Thomas: (after principle leaves when I denied the need for an icepack) What are you smoking and where can I get some?
Me: I don't smoke! I fall! Get it STRAIGHT!
Gianluca: This man right here was in a car accident.
Band instructor: What? No I wasn't.
Gianluca: But...I thought you were?
Danielle/Kathryn/Me/Band instructor: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE!
Band instructor: Gianluca, you're really flat...
Gianluca: I'm a guy! I'm supposed to be!
Band instructor: (head in hands) No, I mean your playing is terrible, flutes pull out the head joint a little.
Kathryn/Me: Gotcha! (we pull out)
Band instructor: Gianluca, try again.
Gianluca: (makes dying animal sound)
Band instructor: (looks at me/kathryn)
Me/Kathryn: We're pulling out, we're pulling out.
Social Studies teacher: (saying pledge of allegiance) I pledge allegiance, to the republic. Under god, with liberty for all!
Class: (keeps saying pledge right way and stare at her)
Teacher: Did I miss something?
Substitue w/last name that is my name: Don't backsass me, what is your name girl?
Me: BUT THAT IS MY NAME!
Play director: Any questions?
Me: (raises hand)
Me: In order to reach my full potential as a character in this play, I will need a wooden spoon. (I play the insane cook)
Co-director: No private dressing room?
Director: Okay, we can do that! Anyone else need anything?
Director: Fantastic, Harry will find you a wooden spoon. I'll see you next practice!
Alyssa: LISTEN TO ME!
Alyssa: Of course, when I say that it all goes silent...
Me: (in play practice saying both cook and kitchen girl lines because kitchen girl is gone.)"Food, food for the giant!" "Food, food for the giant!" "FOOD! FOOD FOR THE GIANT!" "He'll never be tall and thin with sauce all over his chin." "Mutton to boil, beef to broil." "Cakes for tea, none for me." "Pies to see, not for me." "IT'S ALL FOR THE GIANT! THE GIANT! THE GIANT!" (suddenly takes on British accent) "Mercy what an appetite that giant has, he's a--"
Alyssa: (runs out) YOU IDIOT THAT'S MY LINE!
Me: OH! That's why I had the British accent! Carry on then!
Director: (to Thomas who is "on book")I love how instead of memorizing her lines, she memorizes the book.
Me: (about the 1999 game "Oddballz" that alley and I were playing) Ohmygawd, Snowbo has a scary laugh.
Alyssa: I said that twice.
Me: But listen to it!
Alyssa: He sounds like John C.!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Alyssa: (still about "Oddballz") I hit snowbo with the snowball gun because he was being bad and he GREW!
Alyssa: You really need to talk to your cousin, did you see that last one.
Me: Shouldn't that tell you something about me? We come from a close family...
Alyssa: Good point.
Me: Is there any way to do this without the PIN?
Cashier: (who shakes head constantly and scarred me for life) Just enter the PIN mam.
Me: Can you cancel this.
Cashier: Yes. (cancels)
Me: Just take the cash. (gives cash)
(kathryn and i walk out)
Me: (looking over reciept) She charged me extra.
Kathryn: She charged you for the PIN.
Me: (in gym) I'm scared of balloons and he expects me to TIE it to my ANKLE?!
Me: Well, I guess we won't be popping them on purpose...
Gym teacher: You have to try to pop eachother's balloons!
Me: Who invented this game?! I HAVE A BALLOON TIED TO MY ANKLE!!
Kathryn: He invented it. (points at gym coach guy)
Hayley: Cover your ears, I'll pop it for you.
Me: (covers ears and shuts eyes) Oh thank gawd.
Me: Thomas, save me! (runs behind an unsuspecting thomas)
Thomas: What were you doing? (looks at alyssa)
Thomas: I have a pole. (holds up broken broom handle)
Alyssa: (holds up my wooden spoon) I have a spoon.
Thomas: Curses, you win.
Alyssa: I know.
Thomas: But next time, I'll have a spork.
Me: Oh, wow, I feel so safe.
Director: STOP TALKING BACK STAGE! (thomas, Alyssa and I stop talking)
Me: (after getting drink and walking back into play practice)
Molly: PEOPLE BACKSTAGE SAY YOUR LINE! "MORE WIGGLEWAGGLE!"
Me: Oh sh!T! (runs backstage) MORE WIGGLEWAGGLE!
Ryan: (continues with lines)
Me: (walks on stage) Wait, what page are we on.
Molly: Page 49.
Molly: Start over!
Ryan: MORE WIGGLEWAGGLE!
Me/Danielle: MORE WIGGLEWAGGLE!
Ryan: A side of mutton, (continues) AND...
Me/Danielle: (with no Alyssa in sight) AND?
Ryan: An ENGLISHMAN if you can FIND ONE!
Me: (taking the missing Alyssa's line) -screams-
Ryan: (comes backstage after he's done) You took Alyssa's line?
Me: How'd you know?
Ryan: Instead of "oh" it came out "NO-AHHHHHHHHH!"
Me: I don't like British accents.
Alyssa: YOU STOLE MY LINE! AND YOU STUNK AT IT!
Me: Wait...where's the spoon?
Alyssa: YOU THREW IT!
Me: I'm supposed to, but where did it go?
Alyssa: How am I supposed to know?
Me: FOUND IT!
Danielle: (breaks tray of bananas)
Me: Oh...shizz... (walks on stage laughing with a pitcher) We're having technical difficulty.
Guys: Watch this.
Me: OHMYGAWD, it's New Moon all over again!! (refering to the shorts that were falling off everyone)
Ryan: (comes back) Are they do--never mind. (walks away again)
Music teacher/theatre teacher: So who can tell me what the theme of "Phantom of the Opera" is?
Tyler: (raises hand)
Teacher: Yes, Tyler?
Tyler: Sad love.
Everyone else/teacher: (looks at him) Sad love?
Tyler: Yes, he loves her but she doesn't love him.
Teacher: That's unrequited love...
Tyler: Yes, sad love.
Teacher: In your book, it may be sad love, but in everyone else's it's known as "unrequited."
!! next !!
A: So yeah, it was nice. I mean...it was a bar and we had a bit to drink, but it wasn't as stressful as today is.
Random Person: Did you have tequilla?
A: What? No. I don't think I'd last.
B: How do you know, you're too young to drink! (stares at her like "what are u even doin in our convo")
Random Person: Because tequilla takes your clothes off!
Me: Cracks up (completely out of the conversation and down an aisleway, but listenin cause i was being stalkerish that day)
T: How many people are standing behind me?
Me: Um...only two. I'd say it's a new record for the least amount of people...
T: I'd agree.
Teacher: If you don't to your homework you'll fail highschool. (walks away)
(People in lunch detention start making fun of her endng with)
Trevor: And if we don't do our homework we'll die!
Me: That's my favorite. (takes on weird nasally voice) If you don't do your homework you'll flunk out of highschool, children.
Teacher: Children, this is detention, no talking.
(I look behind me and duck my head.)
Me: Notice it's only when I say something...
Me: I'm stage mom. I'm not a--
Connor T: CONGRATULATIONS!
Chrissy: Who knocked you up?! (pokes my stomach)
Me: No one I--
Chrissy: Oh no!
Kathryn: There was no knocking of ups, people!
Thomas: I knew I shouldn't have left you two alone. (shakes head)
Me: BUT IM NOT PREGNANT!
Director: (having walked into the dressing room areas under the stage) Oh my...
Connor: MOM! You forgot to tell me to get on stage!
Me: Im sorry I'm sorry! I remembered everyone but you!
Connor: Yeah, I know.
Ryan: Hurt him for me?
Me: Can't, I already bruised his dignity.
Kathryn: There was more than bruising...you like, severed dignity's spinal cord there.
Me: Move the book, I'm going to sit on your lap.
Carly: Oh come on! Sit on Thomas' lap for once!
Me: (watching the dress rehearsal progress from above the changing area where im supposed to be watching children)
Thomas: Mother, aren't you supposed to be watching the children? (laughs)
Me: Just. Shut. Up.
Mrs. P: (to unknown mother) You can be stage mom...
Mrs. C: No, she's stage mom. (points to me)
Me: (flabbergasted) I'm not a stage mom, I'm a stage _th grader!
Mrs. Pis: She's a stage before mother.
Mrs. G: (laughs)
Massimo: Did you steal my hamburger?
Me: No, I stole Alyssa's.
Alyssa: (walks in) BYE!
Me: Bye! I stole your hamburger!
Alyssa: You what?
Me: Well, actually your mom gave it to me...
Alyssa: Oh, okay.
Nick: Glitter is like the herpes of craft supply!
Thomas: No, Erin, I will not wear a glittery hat.
Erin: OH COME ON!
Carly: Are you guys, like, going out?
Me: Oh my gawd NO! Why does everyone keep asking that?!
Chrissy: Well, you looked pretty comfortable there...
Mr. T: (backstage 4 stage crew) Wait, wait, everyone quiet, Kathryn is on!
Me: She was like, born for this part!
Kathryn: I know what we do! First we do this...and this...then we get a petition and have everyone sign in. Then the dragons and the burning of crops. And...(starts mumbling) BRING IN THE GOATS! And, should anyone object...fdlgjhawuietrhafgkvnbfg..CHEERS! (arm around princess and motions to imagine) from the people. No more trouble from the kigdom, and all will end well.
Isabella: Why, yes, Lady StumbleMumble, that was most enlightening.
Mr. T/Kathryn's dad/me/molly/Mr. M/ Ryan M: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: (talking about random things with my mom)
Ariel: (coming back from seeing if any1 else from the barn needed food. looks in one of the white castle bags on the ground that has empty boxes in it and gasps with a somewhat crazed look on her face *we hadnt eaten in hours cause the food truck never came*) Guys! THIS ISN'T ALL GARBAGE! THERE'S STILL CHEESEBURGERS IN HERE!
Me: So,you bought them food, but you forgot my straw? YOU'RE MY MOTHER!
Ariel: Straws aren't important, your mom brought food. Thank you by the way.
Mom: No problem.
Me: The only person I could have risked cheating off of was Nick, and I'm not nearly stupid enough.
Sami: (presssure pointing me) Tell me the DETAILS!
Me: AGH! LET GO! (she lets go) Oh, look you ruined my hair. Fix it.
Sami: Sheesh, so demanding. (starts doing my hair)
Nick: He lives at like 52 * street? Theres the big house with the fence and then theres houses over from that?
Me: Yeah, I know him. Well...not well, but I mean I've seen him.
(this happened in 2008 so some of it could be a little off)
Me: Oh my gosh! I know him! He lives by the big fenced house!
Nick: Yup, that's him. I'm going there today.
Me:...Aw come on!
(*no names mentioned of riders* first girl fall off then second girl falls off then second girl falls off for the 2nd time both wearing purple shirts)
Ariel: (turns to me when 2nd girl gets back on 4 the 2nd time) Sheaaa? (grins)
Me: Um...is no an option?
Ariel: Hold on, stay! Watch Shea do fantastic!
Me: (zones in from zoning out) Wait, WHAT?
Me: (about *no names mentioned* opening circle) Aw! But they were cute! HE used the whole ring! He deserves a blue ribbon for taking "a big circle" to a whole new level!
Mom: Why did you buy handcuff earrings?
Me: I didn't, I got them free. Sammi picked them out.
Mom: I see...what are you going to wear them with?
Me: Do I have a jail suit by any chance?
Mom: No. You have such weird taste in jewelry, you know?
Me: Weird...I thought the skulls and roses were cute.
Me: So wait...we're encouraging child delinquency?
Kathryn: Seems so.
Mom: What color are your nails?
Me: (sheepish) Black.
Mom: In summer?
Me: I painted them to match my outfit yesterday.
Mom: Are those skulls on your toes?
Me: Er-yeah...I painted them on...
Mom: So your outfit yesterday was black with skulls?
Me: Something like that...
Mom: When did you buy this?!
Mom: Can you empty the--your fingernails are black.
Me: It's okay, I haven't put the design on them yet!
Mom: Is this design a skull?
Mom: A black widow hour glass.
Me: (discouraged) Maaaaybe?
Me: Last time he texted me was to say NCIS was on--OMG NCIS IS ON!
Alyssa: And you wonder why he told you that. (sighs)
(via txt message)
Dad: We're watching you! We are ninja!
Me: Okay, yeah, and I'm a trained assassin, who do you think will win.
Dad: No comment.
Me: Why did we have to climb so high?
Damian: BB Gunning!
Me: Oh...wait (runs after the midget scouts)
Damian: I hit the bullseye, look! (hold his up)
Me: I hit it 7 out of 12 times and ripped the paper! (holds mine up)
Other scouts look at them when we got back to the site*
T: Wow, she beat you good!
Me: Which one of you guys wants to go frog hunting?
(all boys line up)
Me: Okay, we have a set of rules and starting now, I refer to you by numbers. 1, 2, 3, 4. (POints as I cout off) You guys know how to count off?
T: Yes, Ma'am! (salutes)
Me: Good. Rule number one, if you walk in front of me, I will send you either back to camp or up the hill 4 miles to bb guns, okay?
All: YES, MA'AM!
Me: Good! Rule two, if you don't listen to me, you will be sleeping in a tent far away from here with many packages of scented soap and deodorant in it.
W: (raises hand)
W: Don't bears eat deodorant?
T: That's the point.
W: Oh...that's mean!
later on our way back to camp*
(two freaks come running up asking everyone our middle name, one comes to me and puts his hand on my shoulder)
Me: If ou want to keep that arm, I suggest that you remove it.
Freak 1: What kind of threat is that? You're a girl.
Me: I'm a blackbelt, little boy.
Freak 2: What's going on?
Freak 1: She wants to beat me up!
Me: (sigh) What do you two want?
Freak 1+2: What's you middle name?
Me: (shouting angrily) I strongly advise you two to stop harassing my scouts before I have camp security escort you off and file restraining orders!
Freak 1+2: (runs away)
My midget scouts: Could you really beat them up?
Me: (shrugs) Probably, but I wouldn't here. They just don't have to know that.
W: Why not?
Me: Because the more your enemy knows of weakness, the more they have to defeat you.
T: So...if you cry...
Me: It's weakness, don't show it in the face of danger. That's why all those softies in the movies get shot.
Scouts: (looking at me like I'm going to kill them)
Me: No worries, you guys know your stuff. Let's show the parents how you march real nice in your line and count off and then we're done.
Me: (rolls eyes and keeps walking) MARCH!
(at my house at a bbq we had w neighbors and friends at which my mother decided 2 cut open watermelon)
Me: Yeah so--(breaks off and scrambles away form my mother and panics and breathes fast and gets dizzy) GET THE KNIFE AWAYY FROM ME!
Mothers of other Children there: *laugh*
Me: (carefully avioding my mom and runnin behind alyssa) EEK!
Mom: She has aichmophobia.
Me: I'm afraid of knives and needles!
Mom: *explainin* My mother-in-law would watch horror movies when they stayed over but I don't think she realized they were awake.
Me: I WAS FOUR!
Mom: Apparently these kids were tied up in a fire--
Me: THEY WERE WORKING IN A TERRIBLE FACTORY WHERE THEY WERE STARVED AND ABUSED AND THEY BURNED DOWN! Then there was a memorial hospital and they haunted it! They KILLED people!
Mom: And she told me a few stories like that, one where they were tied up.
Mrs. M: What's that got to do with a knife?
Mom: *shrugs* I assume she saw a horror movie with a knife as well.
Mom: Why don't you tell them what happened when you took a shower at Nana's house.
Me: Must they know all my phobias?
Me: FIne, I had a panic attack because I'm claustrophobic in small spaces and I thought the door wouldn't open if I closed it so I started crying and panicked and got the floor all wet because I had to leave the door open and the shower rained on it.
Mom: You see what I live with?
Me: I also have a phobia of throwing up!
Aunt J: I'd like to learn how to say "YOU DON'T RIDE A BIKE THE WRONG WAY ON A ONE WAY STREET!" in a couple of different languages, only so many people listen when you say it in English.
Olivia: Well...when I was in the city once I went to a spot that for some reason everyone was speaking French in and that'd never happened before.
Olivia: And this guy came up and cornered me and so he said ".dfalkehbtajsdnfaljfghakjlg" and I said "I'm sorry I don't speak English." in French.
Aunt J: That's useful.
Me: GIAN! GIAN GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK! (pulling on his arm to drag him back)
GIanluca: Hold on, I'm talking to Thomas!
Me: GIVE IT! (looks at arm and bites down)
Gianluca: (tries to pull back but doesn't seem to care)
Me: (bites harder and harder until he screams and gives me the phone)
Gianluca: (cusses me out b4 runnin 2 the bathroom next door 2 the room we were in)
Me: (laughing) Yeah, yeah, hold on Thomas. (covers receiver still laughin) Gian, just run some cold water over it I don't think it's bleeding.
Gianluca: It's bleeding u *friggin *biotch.
Me: (cant stop laughin b4 he comes back in and takes my phone again)
GIanluca: Thomas, ur girlfriend just bit me!
Me: Oh, suck it up.
Gianluca: I am sending you a picture, it's bad. (i will 4evr hav that pic on my cell xD)
Me: I will not find another series!
Hayley: Your obsessions are really unhealthy.
(Kathryn walks by)
Hayley: Ok, so not any more so than anyone else's LATEST OBSESSIONS!
Sarah: You're a MEANIE!
Josh: How am I a meanie?!
Me: You just are! You're a perfectly horrid person!
Ms. V: That's not nice, Shea.
Me: I told you! We've agreed since the beginning of the year! Josh ABUSES me!
Ms. V: Clearly that works for you.
Me: Ms V Ms V! JOSH TRIED TO KILL ME!
Ms. V: You guys need relationship counsiling already?!
Me and Josh: -shocked silence-
Josh: What would you do if I just licked your face right now?
Me: Uh...I'd bite you.
Josh: Kay, just wondering.
Me: What would you do if I licked you?
Josh: I don't know... -turns around-
Me: -licks his cheek-
Josh: YOU LICKED ME?!
Me: Well you said "I don't know" so I figured I'd find out. Now you know!
Josh: I will so get you back for this.
-play practice ends-
Me: Mkay, I gotta go, byes.
Josh: No, wait. -walks over like he's gonna kiss me- -licks my face-
Me: I HATE YOU!
Josh: Hahahahaha -tries to kiss me for real-
Me: No, you just lost privileges.
lolz insane aren't we??
I now have an awesome Mercy Thompson roleplay site going! Want the link? Here: http://mtroleplay.wetpaint.com/
Okay so here are some pictures for my fanfic "Twister" and the two upcoming sequels (Hurricane and Blizzard)
Jack Russell Terrier Litter:
Italian Greyhound Litter:
"Porsche Hauptman Series: Moon Bitten"
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