CheshireAteAlice
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Joined 01-24-10, id: 2229848, Profile Updated: 11-28-11
Author has written 8 stories for Invader Zim, and Harry Potter.

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Name: You Can Torture Me If You Want But I'll Never Talk!!! (Whatever My FanFic Name Is, Call Me That!)

Sex: Female

Age: 19

Astrology: I am a Virgo, and I have a Sagittarius moon and a Cancer ascendant. In Chinese Astro. I'm a Monkey!

My Favorite Color: blue-green

My Favorite Animals: wolves/foxes/dogs basically most of the canine family, tigers too

Occupation of Choice: Artist/Novelist/Movie Editor

Status: College

Love Status: I'm Single (I LOVE GIR!!!)

My Favorite Movie Genera: either Comedy/Romance or Mystery

Least Favorite Movie Genera: Gore

Favorite Cartoons/Anime: Invader Zim!!!, Tokyo Mew Mew (mainly because of Kisshu), (All the Cartoons From the 90's That Were Awsome! Including but not limited to Hey Arnold, Dexter's Labratory, Angry Beavers ect...) Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, WITCH, Death Note, Naruto, Case Closed, there's more I just can't think of them at the moment...

Favorite non-Animated TV shows/Movies: Lost Tapes, A Haunting, Forensic Files, Ghost Adventures, Monster Quest, and anything else that I just feel like watching at the time, I especially watch Bio, Travel, and Discovery Channel, Harry Potter, 50 First Dates, Shallow Hal, Paranormal Activity, Lady In the Water, 13 Ghosts, again there's more I just can't think at the moment...

Likes: Coffee, Music, Art, Reading, Manga/Anime, Sleeping/Dreaming, Dancing (Especially Around My House in My Pajamas), Watching TV, Skiing/Snowboarding, Being With Friends, Long Hot Showers, Rain and Snow, Collecting Quotes

Best Thing In The Whole Wide World: Music (my iPod) and Coffee

Dislikes: Bugs, Feeling Dirty, Crowds With Lots of Noise, Feeling Like I Can't Escape from Something, People Probing Into My Feelings, Crying in Front of People, Clingy Needy Boyfriends

Personality: Mostly Quiet in a Crowd, but Very Noisy, Affectionate, and Playful Around Friends. I Like Making People Laugh and Telling Stories. Usually Very Optimistic. Loves Hopless Romances. Hates getting Into Trouble. I Really Don't Like Letting My Feelings Show, Even Around My Friends, Because I Really Hate Unloading My Problems On Other People. I'm Usually Calm and Friendly If Not At Least Polite, but Once You Get on My Bad Side I'm Told I Can Turn Very Cold and Sarcastic. I Also Have an Unhealthy Obsession with GIR from Invader Zim.

Fears (and don't you dare mock me!): Very Loud and Sudden Noises, Polterguiests, and Sasquatch...T-T

Favorite Foods: Ice Cream, Coffee, Smoothies, Chinese, Italian, Steak, Cheerios, Caramel, Strawberries (not nessisarily in that order)

I Took The Test! If I Were A Hogwarts Student I'd Definately Be In Gryffindor!!!

And I think the 1990's cartoons are soooooooo much better than the newer ones (society's way too sensitive these days).

Words I live by (all quote credit goes to the respective owners)

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so might as well be happy.

Not all scars show, not all wounds heal, sometimes you can't always see the pain someone feels.

A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Who are you to judge the life I live? I'm not perfect and I don't live to be; but before you start pointing fingers, make sure your own hands are clean.

Sticks and stones may break your bones when there's anger to impart. Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

Sometimes when I say I'm fine, I want someone to look me in the eyes and say "tell the truth."

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't cry for me Angel, I am but a Demon who has finally realized that that is all I will ever be. There is no happy ending where I become an Angel again. There is no redemption for someone like me, there is no 'making up' for the things I have done. Please, don't shed tears for my past sins, all they will do is drown you.

Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" has never tried slamming a revolving door.

When you say a girl's hot, you're looking at her body. When you say a girl's prety, you're looking at her face. When you say a girl's beautiful, you're looking at her heart.

Lost in a world that doesn't want me.

Whoever said only sunshine brings happiness has never danced out in the rain.

I'm going to smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's all a dream and pretend it's not hurting me.

When you touched my heart you left a fingerprint.

Hold my hand, somehow I feel braver that way.

Teddy bears can't hug back, but sometimes they're all you've got.

When I am alive... no one could give a crap. When I am dieing... why do you worry? What am I to you? Who am I to you? Answer me this... why do you never show up for me in my time of need and yet you show up at my dieing... Do you hate me that much?

Hell seems to be my home and I am willing to go there. Yet who are you to stand by my side? Who am I to hug you for comfort? Who am I to recieve your kindness and love? I am an Angel and a Demon. I am a monster filled with doubt. So answer me this... Who are you to show kindness to me?

We are like angels with just one wing, we can only fly through embracing one another.

If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back they'd never ask you to.

I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry, and I know you do the same things too. So we're really not that different, me and you.

I want to be the girl he gives his hoodie to wear and cuddles up next to when it's cold. I want him to come up behind me and wrap his arms around my waist, catch me off guard and whisper in my ear YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

A stranger stabs you-in the front, A friend stabs you-in the back, A boyfriend stabs you-in the heart, But best friends only poke each other with straws.

I want to touch... but when I try to touch... it get's broken... maybe it's best to keep away.

Everything happens for a reason.

My head tells me to let him go, but my heart knows me the best; so I'll ignore the devil on my neck and listen to the angel in my chest.

He looked deeply into my eyes, he lied and said "I'll never make you cry," and when I thougt it was too good to be true, he blew me off and found someone new.

You can't buy love but you can pay heavily for it.

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off, just to check.

True loss only occurs when you lose something you love more than yourself.

If I had a ticket to heaven, but you didn't have one too, I'd tear my ticket to pieces, and go to hell with you.

Sometimes you put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human enough to hope and make you happy.

People so seldom say I love you and it's either too late or goes away. So when I tell you I love you, it doesn't mean I know you'll never go, only that I wish you didn't have to.

It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose that someone with your useless pride.

A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.

I want to be remembered as the girl who smiles even though her heart is broken, the one who could brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten her own.

Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the girl I am isn't really me.

Life doesn't hurt, until you think about how much things have changed, who you've lost along the way, and how much of it was your fault.

I wanna get lost from my life sometimes, sit on the side and watch the world go by, I wanna get lost and I don't know why.

Never underestimate the pain of a person because the truth is everyone is struggling. It's just some people hide it better than others.

Do you ever just get that feeling? Where you don't want to talk to anybody. You don't want to smile and you don't want to fake being happy, but at the same time you don't know exactly what is wrong either?

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Adopted: Harry Potter: The Ancient reviews
On Harry's birthday he comes into his inheritance as a legendary Ancient. Now all types of people and magical creatures have come to Hogwarts seeking to claim Harry as their own origional owner HELPtheEVILchimpsATEmySOCKS may be slash HX?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,646 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P.
Harry's Inheritance Problems reviews
Harry turns seventeen and as part of his inheritance he turns into an incubus. The same night Dudley inherits some creature blood of his own. Now the race is on to capture the two. It's better than it sounds at first trust me please read. R&R Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,626 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D.
The Ten Commandments of Ravenclaw reviews
A written code for Ravenclaws. Sister piece in a four piece set.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete
The Ten Commandments of Hufflepuff reviews
A code of morale for Hufflepuffs. Sister piece in a four piece set.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete
The Ten Commandments of Slytherin reviews
A code of morale for every Slytherin. Sister piece to the original Ten Commandments of Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete
The Ten Commandments of Gryffindor reviews
A code of morale for Gryffindors everywhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
The Tallests on Earth! reviews
The Massive's been attacked, now Red and Purple are forced to seek shelter on Earth, with Zim! Man how's Dib gonna handle this one. Warning, there will be hillariousness.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Red, Purple
Lost Tapes: Alien Among Us reviews
Dib recorded Zim and submitted it to Lost Tapes, now Zim looks on in horror as his secret is exposed on national TV!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete